#416

George Perez, comedian seen on Roast Battle and Showtime, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
This podcast is brought to you by:
Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.
Recorded live on 09/27/2016.

Пікірлер: 273

  • @MichaelDominguez25
    @MichaelDominguez254 ай бұрын

    2024 none of the church episodes lose their value, timeless masterpieces

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Joey calls PCP “THC crystals” 😂😂 tremendous!

  • @gumbojones3133

    @gumbojones3133

    Жыл бұрын

    That's how it was presented go him. Make it more appealing

  • @capitolc4430

    @capitolc4430

    6 ай бұрын

    IT WAS KEEF LOL~ U DONT FEEL NADA FROM SNIFFIN KEEP LMFAO😅🤣😂 #yOunG 🪖🌴🕊

  • @marcoleone8189
    @marcoleone8189 Жыл бұрын

    Anyone else watching reruns of The Church?? The Best! Hope Joey fires back up the podcast after a much needed break!

  • @brianarguello7576

    @brianarguello7576

    8 ай бұрын

    Dawg these never get old, I'm still looking for the one with the goofy alien music 😂😂

  • @b3astlyify

    @b3astlyify

    3 ай бұрын

    Ohhhh ya

  • @TRU3STI09

    @TRU3STI09

    2 ай бұрын

    The church is over.

  • @carlosr.martintoledo1224
    @carlosr.martintoledo12247 жыл бұрын

    guests like George are the best, they are just authentic, original and chill! Real fing person right there

  • @SativaHigh
    @SativaHigh4 жыл бұрын

    Everyday my day begins with Joey. When I was a kid, my Dubliner grandad, social, amazing story teller..he had this radio station where people would talk and every morning about 6am (I thought he was crazy) he puts this radio show on. They'd talk life, politics, all sorts of subjects and he would laugh and comment and even sometimes do that old classic Dubliner, "ahh for fucks sake" I have this great comfort for Joeys talks, not only does he remind me of my grandad and his amazing stories but also he's the oldschool. We gotta keep it going. Art of the storyteller, oldest art in the world.

  • @Stoney-Jacksman

    @Stoney-Jacksman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Havent you ever heard of talk radio? He aint crazy your grandpa. You are an idiot tho.

  • @leejganderson7827

    @leejganderson7827

    Жыл бұрын

    Ml

  • @TannerZOnline
    @TannerZOnline3 жыл бұрын

    “You know how many times I’ve listened to this in the dark?!!”

  • @gehrstriceps3828

    @gehrstriceps3828

    3 жыл бұрын

    Killed me

  • @jaycolor994
    @jaycolor9947 жыл бұрын

    I bet George could make a killing in movies, I mean we only got one Hispanic dude playing "Hector" in like 20 different movies.

  • @JS-bk4pn

    @JS-bk4pn

    7 жыл бұрын

    right man... u mean like noel gugliemi? lol

  • @Exigentable

    @Exigentable

    7 жыл бұрын

    wow, that's exactly who I was thinking of and I never knew his name. WHAT UP HOLMES. that guy is fuckin beast of a character actor

  • @JS-bk4pn

    @JS-bk4pn

    7 жыл бұрын

    haha fuck yeah!

  • @breakingdan

    @breakingdan

    7 жыл бұрын

    "I got a last name too but I can't pronounce it."

  • @Stoney-Jacksman

    @Stoney-Jacksman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just cause george looks like an ese. Doesnt mean he can act you dumb fuck

  • @paydn202
    @paydn2025 жыл бұрын

    Joey's entire childhood took place in 1974

  • @fillavoidpodcast112

    @fillavoidpodcast112

    3 жыл бұрын

    And all crime is 1984

  • @legate-lanius

    @legate-lanius

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fillavoidpodcast112 it was in boulder Colorado

  • @ModernSpartan300

    @ModernSpartan300

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@legate-lanius “Joe Rogan it was 1985.” 😆😆😆

  • @criii4950

    @criii4950

    2 жыл бұрын

    It had to be the summer of 83 I was living in boulder colorado

  • @oJackMastao

    @oJackMastao

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fillavoidpodcast112 hahaha i was a out to reply the same

  • @claudebassingthwaighte4595
    @claudebassingthwaighte45957 жыл бұрын

    Nice to see Lee got the bumper music audible to the podcast listeners. Nice job Lee.

  • @javiiv31
    @javiiv317 жыл бұрын

    19:58 "stuttering like it was 1982" 😂😂😂

  • @drmotorboatjones
    @drmotorboatjones7 жыл бұрын

    "Fuuuuuck Yeah"- George Perez... 2 Hrs later... "Fuuuuuck Yeah, Dog"- George Perez

  • @evansweeney5770
    @evansweeney57702 жыл бұрын

    Lee having a heart attack over 10 year old joey Diaz not wearing a helmet while playing street hockey in north Bergen New Jersey is absolutely hysterical. Dude was lighting people on fire 6 years later

  • @bobfalfa76
    @bobfalfa767 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely love Joey,anytime I see his his face or hear that voice it makes my day.

  • @Supr3me38
    @Supr3me383 жыл бұрын

    I love Joey man “one day I brought my laundry and I never left” lmaoooo

  • @DeafJackRussell

    @DeafJackRussell

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @MrGood0leBoy

    @MrGood0leBoy

    Жыл бұрын

    true story bro

  • @6fthondaboi
    @6fthondaboi5 жыл бұрын

    30 numbers!? Somebody's coming over to polish my helmet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @imanidiot7630
    @imanidiot76303 жыл бұрын

    35:03 the girl with a lot of teeth 🤣

  • @davidstoten9504
    @davidstoten95047 жыл бұрын

    ahahaha they got perez too baked to function

  • @yupera7325
    @yupera73257 жыл бұрын

    Great podcast to listen while working out

  • @JoeSmith-gp5dm

    @JoeSmith-gp5dm

    7 жыл бұрын

    great podcast to listen while doing anything

  • @Isejankhonojanem

    @Isejankhonojanem

    5 жыл бұрын

    Joe Smith ok lee

  • @CarlosPerez-wt8ff
    @CarlosPerez-wt8ff7 жыл бұрын

    I caught some of this last night while I threw back a few and smoked a chopper.

  • @tyslee9421

    @tyslee9421

    7 жыл бұрын

    Carlos Perez me to bruv Nuthin better

  • @TehToastererererer

    @TehToastererererer

    7 жыл бұрын

    No way, me too.

  • @dominicdwhat420noreallysna9
    @dominicdwhat420noreallysna97 жыл бұрын

    always a pleasure

  • @itznotayden
    @itznotayden2 жыл бұрын

    One of the best episodes of the church

  • @6fthondaboi
    @6fthondaboi4 жыл бұрын

    That laugh Lee let out out 49:04 ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tremendous

  • @skylinetech
    @skylinetechАй бұрын

    Mexicans with beards is comedy gold!

  • @leetlargo
    @leetlargo7 жыл бұрын

    lmao listening to joey pronounce Linkedin and rant about it is the best.

  • @NikaBeselia
    @NikaBeselia7 жыл бұрын

    I know notiing , i know notiiiing

  • @luckyfrank562
    @luckyfrank5627 жыл бұрын

    Haha brings up memories of playing numbers with the Cambodians in East side Long Beach

  • @chewy4641
    @chewy46412 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I’m in a time machine to real life. Thank you

  • @M14SINAL0A
    @M14SINAL0A2 жыл бұрын

    This episode is Tremendous

  • @zertiboy
    @zertiboy6 жыл бұрын

    Joey Coco Diaz you my Hero!! Like a grandfather of Life!!! Just here to remind us everything is gonna be allright in a funny way xD

  • @1990sodapop
    @1990sodapop7 жыл бұрын

    imagine joey talking with don Vito...bam margeras uncle who passed

  • @gamemasterz4026

    @gamemasterz4026

    7 жыл бұрын

    Best comment i've read so far :) haha man RIP Don Vito that dude was hilarious !!

  • @2WheelTex

    @2WheelTex

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think he'd call Vito a momo.

  • @gamemasterz4026

    @gamemasterz4026

    7 жыл бұрын

    True but still a funny guy man :P

  • @oiitzME1266

    @oiitzME1266

    7 жыл бұрын

    no wayy?

  • @jameskushman9165

    @jameskushman9165

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gimmedaloot8168 rofl, Dayum !!!!! The title doesnt give it way.?..The Church of Whats Whispering Now.. Cheers Cocksuccas. Preach it. :-)

  • @cricket12ish
    @cricket12ish7 жыл бұрын

    Man Lee was feeling really crispy durning the end lol

  • @dabidoe
    @dabidoe7 жыл бұрын

    I hope Lee and Joey go to 2000mg for their #420th show

  • @alexjoseph4665

    @alexjoseph4665

    7 жыл бұрын

    no 4200 MG..

  • @dabidoe

    @dabidoe

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alex Joseph if anyone can do it to the church can

  • @CZRXCZR

    @CZRXCZR

    7 жыл бұрын

    Get your telescopes ready cocksuckas! I got my eye on the Dark Side of Jupiter's Moon.

  • @ryanexsus

    @ryanexsus

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dude taking 1000 like they do and still functioning is a small miracle. You can take the hardest core dabber out there and give them 1000mg edibles and they'll be having a mini freak out.

  • @JS-bk4pn

    @JS-bk4pn

    7 жыл бұрын

    yea but someone who eats 1000's mg all the time and is fine might get FUCKED UP off 2 dabs... edibles has a different effect and everyone is different

  • @whatthe5954
    @whatthe59547 жыл бұрын

    Man, Perez was awesome on Rogan, diving into this and can only assume that this is going to be fucking INCREDIBLE, hahaha

  • @Brrrrrt

    @Brrrrrt

    7 жыл бұрын

    What The Thats exactly what i was thinking

  • @skywalkerq81

    @skywalkerq81

    7 жыл бұрын

    One hour in and I didn't hear him string two sentences together. Joey won't stop talking about himself...

  • @whatthe5954

    @whatthe5954

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dang man, you're right. Whoa. Kind of a bummer.

  • @kArLosDaINgEr
    @kArLosDaINgEr7 жыл бұрын

    I want a Cuban sandwich!

  • @KU-mq4er
    @KU-mq4er7 жыл бұрын

    Tremendous

  • @chrisconnor8086
    @chrisconnor80865 жыл бұрын

    "razacalized" -George Perez

  • @FredBasque-su3kk
    @FredBasque-su3kk9 ай бұрын

    Joey fuckin diaz you help me so much with my addictions…You don’t even know how good you did me!!! You are the funniest mf i ever heard…i listen to you religiously joey banana!! Keep on keeping on!!

  • @flying503high
    @flying503high7 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like lee is pooping every time he talks. "ugh is that how you....errr...ugh"

  • @santosayala4183
    @santosayala41832 жыл бұрын

    Jesus, Tío Joey kept it so real on this podcast.

  • @paramjotsandhu86
    @paramjotsandhu862 жыл бұрын

    Joey you know me Diaz 😂

  • @art_by_ngl7128
    @art_by_ngl71287 жыл бұрын

    This is my everything. Wheres the hangers at ? Lets hang it up. How to move into your ladies place by Uncle Coco. Ahhhhahaha !!!

  • @justinkline1294
    @justinkline12947 жыл бұрын

    ". . . the CLUB." Funny.

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv6 жыл бұрын

    LMAO @ and your world changes when you bite it....

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR7 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey lookin' tremendous with that prison tattoo!

  • @markcitarella454

    @markcitarella454

    6 жыл бұрын

    CZRXCZR its a bandage or some kind of you see it there’s stuff sticking up off it idk wtf it is exactly

  • @ScratchArkkitehti

    @ScratchArkkitehti

    6 жыл бұрын

    maybe for an audition.

  • @nmmxiii9389
    @nmmxiii93897 жыл бұрын

    I'm so high my ears are popping

  • @shaunm1983
    @shaunm19837 жыл бұрын

    Lee cracks me up

  • @justindavis8793
    @justindavis87933 жыл бұрын

    miss this shit big time

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR7 жыл бұрын

    J.D + L.S + G.P = O.D

  • @Oysterhorse

    @Oysterhorse

    7 жыл бұрын

    shoot that poison arrow through my heart

  • @TheEvdoggy
    @TheEvdoggy7 жыл бұрын

    Lee is the first dude I've seen who is so stoned he is slurring his words.

  • @Stoney-Jacksman

    @Stoney-Jacksman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Then you havent been around stoned people

  • @leslieberkner3962
    @leslieberkner39627 жыл бұрын

    how do I email joey?

  • @CM-so1cf
    @CM-so1cf7 жыл бұрын

    What's the song at the start of this podcast?

  • @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE
    @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE5 жыл бұрын

    Coco: "George ya fuckin mute galoot I bring ya on my fuckin show ya don't fuckin say dick" etc etc also Coco: interrupts George every time he says anything more substantive than "FUCK yeah fool" lmao

  • @sewerpipecasso8750
    @sewerpipecasso87504 жыл бұрын

    Cubans cut them thick. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @MrKhan754
    @MrKhan7547 жыл бұрын

    What song was that

  • @WeaponsGradeNeurofunk
    @WeaponsGradeNeurofunk7 жыл бұрын

    im here with my little jewish goomba lee syatt

  • @hazemhaidar2511
    @hazemhaidar25117 жыл бұрын

    Did they get a better camera?

  • @theappe
    @theappe7 жыл бұрын

    George on that couch lock.

  • @DaseOne
    @DaseOne7 жыл бұрын

    noice!!!! he was just on rogans podcast....

  • @finnfan00
    @finnfan006 ай бұрын

    What’s the opening song name.?!?

  • @davo9129
    @davo91297 жыл бұрын

    Now he needs to turn the mics up.

  • @lordfarquad444
    @lordfarquad4442 жыл бұрын

    31:00 whats the name of that song?

  • @dannykingston6495
    @dannykingston64957 жыл бұрын

    California Kings!!!

  • @illestt_cee
    @illestt_cee Жыл бұрын

    What song is this ?

  • @goanyways
    @goanyways7 жыл бұрын

    what's on Joey's left forearm a tattoo?

  • @---sm5hg
    @---sm5hg7 жыл бұрын

    The sound and vid is off like crazy

  • @chapelmusic9505
    @chapelmusic95057 жыл бұрын

    oh shittt....Coco...boom boom...Perez Perez Perez!

  • @RobertPender
    @RobertPender7 жыл бұрын

    It doesn't actually matter who the guest is......its just another person listening to joey's world famous anecdotes

  • @TacticalXRays
    @TacticalXRays7 жыл бұрын

    as i click on it it has 420 views

  • @capitolc4430
    @capitolc4430 Жыл бұрын

    517 WAS MY OLD AREA CODE FOR BAY CITY MICHIGAN LOL~ NOW ITS 989 & I ROCK THAT 💩 LMFAO©️👻💲

  • @banginonfools1570
    @banginonfools15704 жыл бұрын

    What is that on Uncle Joeys arm?

  • @bdf49
    @bdf497 жыл бұрын

    The Church needs dabs!

  • @JT-lb7oc

    @JT-lb7oc

    6 жыл бұрын

    sink or swim na joey said he doesn't like um

  • @words_on_a_screen

    @words_on_a_screen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joey is old school. The torch n concentrate is too much for such a mind.

  • @Erikkkolivarezzz1937
    @Erikkkolivarezzz19373 жыл бұрын

    19:14 Dude-u said you’re back was hurting take these… Joey-what are those? Dude- I don’t know🤷‍♂️…….

  • @avenueb9394
    @avenueb9394Ай бұрын

    Perez Perez Perez Perez fuck it 😃 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dominiquesullivan6436
    @dominiquesullivan64367 жыл бұрын

    if ur high like me watch this at 42:00 and slow it down to 0.5 and watch the whole thing it is funny as hell!!!

  • @insanemoe
    @insanemoe7 жыл бұрын

    Linkedin (English) LINKINDIN (Spanish)

  • @frankvalentino1121
    @frankvalentino11212 жыл бұрын

    Does Joey have a tattoo in this episode ?

  • @josezepeda4170
    @josezepeda41705 ай бұрын

    1:17:28 what’s the name of this song? Uncle Joey always plays it.

  • @someotherguy43

    @someotherguy43

    5 ай бұрын

    Tony Bennet- I wanna be around

  • @ste4742
    @ste47427 жыл бұрын

    oh shit. ....... fuckin tremendous. ......

  • @Dorknpals213
    @Dorknpals2136 жыл бұрын

    GEORGE PEREZ IS DOPE

  • @ForbesyGames
    @ForbesyGames11 ай бұрын

    Whats that tat on Joey's left arm is it just a temp tat im assuming

  • @Sneak248

    @Sneak248

    10 ай бұрын

    Tape

  • @thisworldshallknowpain5115
    @thisworldshallknowpain511522 күн бұрын

    R I P GEORGE PEREZ GOD WITH US AMEN

  • @outofboundstravel247
    @outofboundstravel2477 жыл бұрын

    I heard Rogan say the same thing about entering Canada. I live in Oregon for the last 7 years. i have a warrant for Oklahoma and dui's from 8 years ago. They let me in this last feb for my anniversary no problem! Maybe it was because there is a statute of limitations loop hole

  • @lubbucs546
    @lubbucs5467 жыл бұрын

    When'd Uncle Joey get that tat on his wrist?

  • @Fi1del

    @Fi1del

    7 жыл бұрын

    no t a fucken TAT!

  • @Kell1984

    @Kell1984

    7 жыл бұрын

    it's a list of his victims

  • @LNR157

    @LNR157

    7 жыл бұрын

    Looks like Kinesiology Tape

  • @brentlavallee5988

    @brentlavallee5988

    7 жыл бұрын

    Definitely not ink

  • @boballi114

    @boballi114

    7 жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused4777 жыл бұрын

    Fucking tremendous!

  • @armyag21871
    @armyag218717 жыл бұрын

    What is with that IV line...I hope you are in good health Uncle Joey...

  • @raulitopecina
    @raulitopecina3 жыл бұрын

    Hidden fucking gem, like adam sandler when he played the jew. (No, not water boy)

  • @jkken1
    @jkken17 жыл бұрын

    heard that Aqualung album a 100 times atleast! Great Jetro Tull album.

  • @Kell1984

    @Kell1984

    7 жыл бұрын

    have you ever blown a flute solo? ZING

  • @jkken1

    @jkken1

    7 жыл бұрын

    No im not a flute player, but Ian Anderson is.

  • @acehilm.

    @acehilm.

    9 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Z is great too

  • @sully42682
    @sully426827 жыл бұрын

    What the heck is on Joeys arm?

  • @FatPotatoe

    @FatPotatoe

    7 жыл бұрын

    If someone knows...tell me too!!

  • @SlapBoxCity

    @SlapBoxCity

    7 жыл бұрын

    looks like a tattoo but i doubt its real

  • @JustinLucasOhmic

    @JustinLucasOhmic

    7 жыл бұрын

    Joey Sullivan something gross growing out of his wrist.

  • @ryanexsus

    @ryanexsus

    7 жыл бұрын

    Looks like an IV line with a funky looking sticker holding it down. My guess is he had to get some bloodwork done since he either just had surgery or he's about to have surgery for his nose/deviated septum and he's super scared of needles so they left the IV in so he could come back the next day or something.

  • @FatPotatoe

    @FatPotatoe

    7 жыл бұрын

    Where can I 1+ you?! :)*****

  • @shawn1744
    @shawn1744 Жыл бұрын

    On my way home listening to my two brothers from another mother. Joey why don't you see it broken will come to Reading Pennsylvania. Bring Bert bring Ari. I have an arena but you don't even have to play the arena. Anyway have a great day

  • @motokid413
    @motokid4137 жыл бұрын

    JOEYY you needa try KushyPunch 200mg TKO edibles!!! Shits fire!!! They always over medicate too ;)

  • @gregbaghoomian7786
    @gregbaghoomian77867 жыл бұрын

    JCVD used to do mad coke during his shoots back in the late 80s and early 90s

  • @514BMXJay
    @514BMXJay7 жыл бұрын

    wassup with the sound always being shit for the first couple mins??

  • @gunnarmathes2803
    @gunnarmathes28032 жыл бұрын

    That highbeam story for NJ is true, they also would put a baby car seat on the side of the road and then jack them

  • @MrUltraworld
    @MrUltraworld7 жыл бұрын

    Perez is so high, it's all he can do to just listen to Joey talk.

  • @BrianBr0wn
    @BrianBr0wn7 жыл бұрын

    What is on Diaz's wrist? It looks like a tattoo but it looks like it is popping off his wrist

  • @jean-mikail7207
    @jean-mikail72073 жыл бұрын

    20:49

  • @titodenino8524
    @titodenino85247 жыл бұрын

    Anyone need an appointment

  • @themidwestbarber8428
    @themidwestbarber84283 жыл бұрын

    Cash, grass, or ass- or- my truck is this high because fat girls can’t jump or climb- those bumper stickers are still popular in Missouri in 2021…

  • @impalakoala
    @impalakoala7 жыл бұрын

    an hour into this podcast and the funniest thing george said is he has perez tattoos. is this guy really a comedian

  • @pantydropper1491

    @pantydropper1491

    7 жыл бұрын

    did Joey get that tattoo when he got his bjj white belt?

  • @impalakoala

    @impalakoala

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** i dont think GEORGE took any drugs

  • @francismeehan5298
    @francismeehan52987 жыл бұрын

    Fucking bummed I missed the Gotham shows in nyc !!bummed the one fucking weekend in two years I leave Manhattan !!!stoned as fuck now !!!!!

Келесі