The Church Of What's Happening Now: #540 - Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt what his three days on tour with Wheeler Walker Jr were like and why he likes those kinds of shows. Joey also tells Lee about his very first days in comedy, and how fear can hold us back.
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Recorded live on 12/06/2017.

Пікірлер: 338

  • @Mannydamon
    @Mannydamon6 жыл бұрын

    I love how CoCo drinks water, it sounds so refreshing. Like a marathon runner at mile 14! Like a docta!

  • @Prashanthestics

    @Prashanthestics

    5 ай бұрын

    Drank that watta like a dacta!!!

  • @kevinharris2647

    @kevinharris2647

    5 ай бұрын

    It makes me wanna turn the fucking podcast off!!

  • @RandomGuy-ct7ns

    @RandomGuy-ct7ns

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@kevinharris2647 turn the podcast off and drink some wattah

  • @Liam021

    @Liam021

    4 ай бұрын

    @@kevinharris2647fu*k off and turn it off then lol no one cares about you crying over a 6 year old podcast episode

  • @bl1neoner370

    @bl1neoner370

    3 ай бұрын

    Stay hydrated cocksucka! 😂

  • @Southpaw_canvass
    @Southpaw_canvass4 жыл бұрын

    Must have watched over two hundred of these episodes and each one with Joey talking to Lee are the best!

  • @toddmorrissey8372

    @toddmorrissey8372

    Жыл бұрын

    Better than anytime they had guests on, IMO.

  • @ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098
    @ifeelallfidgetyandwarm609811 ай бұрын

    1h 06 hearing lee get wet over lobster, orange juice and rice crispy treats is everything I need as I embark on this comedown 😂❤

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x6 жыл бұрын

    These are Uncle Joey’s favorite...just him able to talk about himself for 2 hours with no guest “interrupting” him lol

  • @xmikex902x

    @xmikex902x

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lord Cuntworthy ya I think you’re 109% right. And Lee has actually gotten a lot better but he’s still, naturally not able to interject so well. And I know it’s Uncle Joey’s Show but Lee is still there, but doesn’t think she should talk about himself at all, it’s basically the Joey Diaz Hour...which is fine but I feel like there’s something not good about that with his anxiety and depression, can’t be good.

  • @rossren9691
    @rossren96916 жыл бұрын

    much love from Ireland to all fellow members Of The church I just sparked a number after a hard day of work nothing but balls and Hart Stay black

  • @rossren9691

    @rossren9691

    6 жыл бұрын

    karla sinclair cpuld I possible send you a picture Of The Fucking fire grass I have in my hands right now this second would turn you're Fuckibg soul inside out right from the Hart land of Amsterdam right here to Ireland so know your facts jack before you jaw

  • @NickFouladi11

    @NickFouladi11

    6 жыл бұрын

    Stay black? They got them Africans in Ireland ? Lol

  • @lensperspective9753

    @lensperspective9753

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ross Reyonlds Any relation to the infamous Reynolds Family?

  • @lensperspective9753

    @lensperspective9753

    6 жыл бұрын

    A. J. Hooooooo!

  • @CaliTrapLord

    @CaliTrapLord

    6 жыл бұрын

    A. J. HOOO

  • @ThePhoneBook123ABC
    @ThePhoneBook123ABC6 жыл бұрын

    you know me dog, Tremendous

  • @jazzskeletonwithajoint9903
    @jazzskeletonwithajoint9903 Жыл бұрын

    Lees hand movements when he talks about therapy crack me tf up i love him

  • @nickparks8890
    @nickparks88906 жыл бұрын

    I was feeling down and these always bring me up when i listen to joey i feel like im with family and for that im very thankful for this podcast.

  • @StreetCertifiedRecords
    @StreetCertifiedRecords6 жыл бұрын

    Lee, don't you dare leave the church. There are thousands of us out there that cherish the work you put in. The church is nothing without the Flying Jew.

  • @morg1ify
    @morg1ify6 жыл бұрын

    I love how often joey mentions someone had a wig

  • @tylerdurden7534
    @tylerdurden75344 жыл бұрын

    Legendary podcast. Marking Lee's start into the stand up world. Much love brother. Love the church! *STAY BLACK!*

  • @spid3rmike117
    @spid3rmike1176 жыл бұрын

    I could listen to Joey's stories all day. What an awesome guy

  • @KU-mq4er

    @KU-mq4er

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @nikola7802
    @nikola78025 ай бұрын

    Shout out to all you savages listening to the OG Church episodes 🙏🏼 Tremendous💯

  • @alexvoskanian3265
    @alexvoskanian32656 жыл бұрын

    Lee! Cutting down podcast upload wait times in half !

  • @alexvoskanian3265

    @alexvoskanian3265

    6 жыл бұрын

    alex rios your mom likes em ugly, just like your dad

  • @joeycholerton3548

    @joeycholerton3548

    6 жыл бұрын

    Vosk A He needs to cut down on the cake! The flying Jew is getting a bit tubby

  • @alexvoskanian3265

    @alexvoskanian3265

    6 жыл бұрын

    Armando Salgado my comment was celebrating Lee’s efforts

  • @Strawman1776

    @Strawman1776

    6 жыл бұрын

    But doubling his weight 😂

  • @alexvoskanian3265

    @alexvoskanian3265

    6 жыл бұрын

    alex rios spelling and grammar

  • @danieldelapena9289
    @danieldelapena92896 жыл бұрын

    I listen to the Church just for Joey’s Hello Tushy promo 😂

  • @joeycholerton3548

    @joeycholerton3548

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Pena The effort Uncle Joey puts in with his ads is tremendous

  • @Rex_Colt
    @Rex_Colt6 жыл бұрын

    Powerful Young Syatt with the quick uploads!

  • @pascalgibeault7419

    @pascalgibeault7419

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rex Co

  • @jacksonblack2776

    @jacksonblack2776

    6 жыл бұрын

    He’s getting a lot better! First you hate him. Then you kinda like him. Then he’s fucking tremendous!!! Lmao

  • @jamessmith-tj5we
    @jamessmith-tj5we6 жыл бұрын

    love when joey talking about lees stand up puts a smile on my face my favourite podcast and favourite people to listen to gets me through long night shifts

  • @Druggernautt
    @Druggernautt6 жыл бұрын

    The hemp force coco is tremendous

  • @VanirTraditionalist
    @VanirTraditionalist3 жыл бұрын

    Lee drooling over the buffet “Did they have eggs Benedict? How was the bacon?”

  • @planecrashcorner7283
    @planecrashcorner72836 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes joeys voice sounds like hes on some late night radio show in the 70s

  • @TheSewerRat93
    @TheSewerRat936 жыл бұрын

    Better sound quality than a lot of the podcasts. Keep it up Lee

  • @drache376

    @drache376

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sewer Rat yeah Joey really needs that mic closer.

  • @Gekokujo76

    @Gekokujo76

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like to be able to hear the click in Joey's gizzard when he takes a mouthful of water...and I like to hear the liquid's full journey from his mouth to his stomach. It's like "behind the scenes" during the show.

  • @flash7536
    @flash75366 жыл бұрын

    50:16 Lee totally farted!!! Am I right?

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker6 жыл бұрын

    “I put half of it up my nose, the other half in the bank and the rest to my wife...” Divorced Man Joey Diaz

  • @soulzy3596

    @soulzy3596

    2 жыл бұрын

    A honest man is a good man

  • @capomatthew
    @capomatthew6 жыл бұрын

    You two have a fantastic dynamic. Love listening to you both!

  • @luisarredondo6453
    @luisarredondo6453 Жыл бұрын

    still find myself revisitng 41:20. I get chills when I listen to Joey talk about how the guy told him to pursue comedy.

  • @wangchung2157
    @wangchung21576 жыл бұрын

    "Mom I just smoked a joint that would kill Jesus" I need to use this line

  • @Anthony-bg2pe
    @Anthony-bg2pe6 жыл бұрын

    WE LUV YA LEE! YA CHRIST KILLA!

  • @Juanpablo-lv1wg
    @Juanpablo-lv1wg6 жыл бұрын

    Fucking Tremendous

  • @wavkeonsykes4308

    @wavkeonsykes4308

    6 жыл бұрын

    lmao i read this in Joeys voice

  • @princejaleco804
    @princejaleco804 Жыл бұрын

    Started listening joey and lee pod in 2023

  • @mightguy123456
    @mightguy1234566 жыл бұрын

    Joey says: "I was starting my own roofing estimating business..." Reality: Joey roofed twice, and was quickly fired for stealing tools to sell for blow...

  • @Eazy_Bruh

    @Eazy_Bruh

    6 жыл бұрын

    Philip Larkin funny comment but nah that's petty shit he was a big timer when it came to robbing

  • @GiantsAmongMen77

    @GiantsAmongMen77

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm over here dying bro!!! Lmfa

  • @msdweldingfabrication7051

    @msdweldingfabrication7051

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah you kinda got to take his stories with a grain of salt

  • @qdouble8526
    @qdouble85264 ай бұрын

    Imagine having people show up to replace your roof and it’s Joey Diaz 😂😂

  • @toecutter1015
    @toecutter10156 жыл бұрын

    Joey tells interesting stories, not many have that ability, good shit, keep em coming

  • @Natedogg1952
    @Natedogg19524 ай бұрын

    R.M. Will be missed greatly, he was so close to that all-star level of comedy touring. Hope the best for his kids he’s survived by!

  • @ugutierrez55
    @ugutierrez556 жыл бұрын

    True Joey, I'm looking at my world around me differentlt. I lost my grandma early January and lost an uncle 2 weeks ago. Life's moving fast.

  • @larmdog6
    @larmdog66 жыл бұрын

    i like joey and lee when they arent so high they are falling asleep

  • @drache376

    @drache376

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bush Wacker I laugh my ass off when Joey and Lee are done!

  • @larmdog6

    @larmdog6

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Younan don't get me wrong it is funny but I don't watch the pod cast I listen while I'm doing other shit then I'm like wtf is going on look at my my phone and they look like they're having a epileptic fuckin seizure

  • @iNuja6es

    @iNuja6es

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bush Wacker lmfao same dog

  • @G0J0_Satoru717
    @G0J0_Satoru7172 жыл бұрын

    Can listen to Uncle Joey talk for hours falling half asleep sometimes

  • @kingravenink
    @kingravenink6 жыл бұрын

    (39:58) Lee's fucking giggle at the thought of a loved one having HIV, killed me 😂

  • @jessefillmore
    @jessefillmore6 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey and Cousin Lee !!!! Joey and Lee are a great team and their chemistry is golden .

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower6 жыл бұрын

    Those black star edibles kick in hard 1:21:21 watch for the next 60 seconds, ahaha

  • @russellpaloor8225

    @russellpaloor8225

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha yeah that shit was kicking joey ass. Lee is ranting and joey is spaced the fuck out

  • @russialinko6442
    @russialinko644211 ай бұрын

    Joey And Lee keep me alive sometimes

  • @slugemonkey313
    @slugemonkey3136 жыл бұрын

    I ate an edible b4 my final exam and I couldn't stop giggling lol.

  • @brodyharris7631

    @brodyharris7631

    6 жыл бұрын

    did u pass ur exam?

  • @Icouldwriteabook

    @Icouldwriteabook

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes, they did.

  • @katemccoy7368
    @katemccoy73686 жыл бұрын

    Love you Uncle Joey and Lee please stay safe out there. Praying for you

  • @LofiGuy22
    @LofiGuy226 жыл бұрын

    One love. That's it. One love Lee and Joey!

  • @liamvg
    @liamvg6 жыл бұрын

    "It's like King of Thrones"

  • @nikkinice100
    @nikkinice1006 жыл бұрын

    Punchline!

  • @jivadev
    @jivadev6 жыл бұрын

    Joey you were just on comedy central in Belgium! Been really enjoying this podcast brotha!

  • @Devorantem
    @Devorantem6 жыл бұрын

    lmao I wish I could see that video of Lee doing comedy. Tremendous

  • @TY_RONE35
    @TY_RONE356 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on your stand up Lee turning that crowd upside down! Keep it up. Uncle Joey you're a real Savage, great podcast.

  • @PG942
    @PG9426 жыл бұрын

    Good man Lee! I went to a psychiatrist aswell because i needed help too so I feel for you brother, you should be so proud dude, well done ;) And `Uncle' Joey, you're a legend! Thanks for the laughs and best of luck Lee with everything.

  • @weworks7811
    @weworks78116 жыл бұрын

    Joey diaz going DEEP! Into the murky waters! 🤣👌🏼👍🏼

  • @MrLegendary0ne
    @MrLegendary0ne6 жыл бұрын

    Lee is tremendous!

  • @uptownsamcv
    @uptownsamcv6 жыл бұрын

    Show I was at the Tampa show a few weeks ago and people sure were showing Lee some love

  • @controlledchaos4509
    @controlledchaos45096 жыл бұрын

    I've just started listening to you Joey I like it and it's hilarious of course

  • @kaangul7464
    @kaangul7464 Жыл бұрын

    Youre a legend Joey! I hope you see this!

  • @jubajulian
    @jubajulian Жыл бұрын

    the best stuff on youtube

  • @ChefGreg78253
    @ChefGreg782536 жыл бұрын

    This was better than any social studies class in America. Best education about life you could ever get!!

  • @TieDyeFarmer

    @TieDyeFarmer

    6 жыл бұрын

    If you believe that you're complete idiot.

  • @ChefGreg78253

    @ChefGreg78253

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dude I'm 50. I've been around. I said what I said for the high school kids and drop outs. To see a guy like Joey go from a guy lost to a guy who found himself and conquered his fears. Kudos to Coco for having the strength to share his story.

  • @ChefGreg78253

    @ChefGreg78253

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tiedyefarmer is a Saint who shits silver cuff links everybody.

  • @AppalachianCryptidDoge
    @AppalachianCryptidDoge3 жыл бұрын

    Ive seen a couple really bad fires here in my region of appalachia, nothing like out ones out west but we werent prepared for it here. Really scary when visibility on a 4 lane highway is near zero.

  • @keniajoaquin-hillery8136
    @keniajoaquin-hillery81366 жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey when is the next time you'll be in NYC? Big fan want to bring my wife to your show. Love you brother.

  • @delusionspodcast
    @delusionspodcast6 жыл бұрын

    I love hearing ur water drinking sounds all into the mic

  • @123musclehead
    @123musclehead6 жыл бұрын

    Lee is such a precious little man...such a precious little man

  • @rekocastren923
    @rekocastren923 Жыл бұрын

    Lee goes DEEP on this one!

  • @shaggyrogers637
    @shaggyrogers6376 жыл бұрын

    Joey my man, I’ve been a fan of yours since I was a kid. You’re funny as hell and as sharp as a fucking tac.

  • @nicholaswoodard9211
    @nicholaswoodard9211 Жыл бұрын

    Uncle Joey is a legend ☺️🐲

  • @johnmcclellan9020
    @johnmcclellan90203 жыл бұрын

    Joey left Lee behind for Joey's Joint and it was a bad mistake. Lee added so much to the podcast. He was a great asset and Joey needs to rethink about Lee.

  • @derekjackson8832

    @derekjackson8832

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lee may have left Joey you never know. What I think happened tho is Joey ended up moving after the corona virus debacle in California and Lee most likely stayed in California so they can't do the podcast anymore.

  • @chrislame6509
    @chrislame65096 жыл бұрын

    Lee Syatt lookin like 13 year old Joe Rogan

  • @PaulHart42069
    @PaulHart420696 жыл бұрын

    joey jingles

  • @187sFinest
    @187sFinest3 жыл бұрын

    Shout out to the emperor of the church, Dickie Syattico - Joey Diaz

  • @nunyabusiness8771
    @nunyabusiness87716 жыл бұрын

    I came for Uncle Joey but I stayed for Lee Syatt. Great show fellas

  • @NoName-dn8nv
    @NoName-dn8nv6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Joey, thanks lee!

  • @jon_killa
    @jon_killa6 жыл бұрын

    Great podcast Lee syatt the man

  • @wezismdesigns
    @wezismdesigns6 жыл бұрын

    Lee's Tshirt! BWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA i bet hes never lifted one in his life :D

  • @JayFiddy
    @JayFiddy6 жыл бұрын

    I almost bought a bidet cause of Joey's point this episode.

  • @Gyroslove
    @Gyroslove6 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz has had more jobs than Homer Simpson!

  • @NickFouladi11

    @NickFouladi11

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gyroslove Haha more like a Mexican immigrant!!

  • @MikeErnesto

    @MikeErnesto

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tj_Cuntflaps united states OF America you typical fuck You are beyond any help, ignorant fuck

  • @mrmagoozle
    @mrmagoozle6 жыл бұрын

    The closest thing we will ever get to a real life Rick and Morty is Lee "Christ killer" Syatt and Joey "coco" Diaz. Bless you fine gentlemen

  • @fatheadwhelo
    @fatheadwhelo6 жыл бұрын

    Love ya Lee...and so do millions of other people,the proof is in the numbers. The weed is great for highlighting our ‘shit’!!! Work through it...you’re a great dude!! Oss!! 🤙🏽👀

  • @Ball_or_sink101
    @Ball_or_sink1013 жыл бұрын

    1:21:33 me fresh off the bong

  • @mckaylabriggs4067
    @mckaylabriggs40674 жыл бұрын

    Tell me how he said Japanese guy with a mask on and this was 2 years ago

  • @CoryBurnes
    @CoryBurnes6 жыл бұрын

    Lee I have no clue if you’ll see this shit. But you’re my favorite Jew in the world. Thank you for putting the podcast up so quickly. You must using the ol Vaseline on the fingers Jew trick. Much love

  • @r4ng3k03r1
    @r4ng3k03r16 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for getting your shit together Christ Killer! These upload times are getting better! We love you DAWG stay black

  • @RMirabilio
    @RMirabilio6 жыл бұрын

    Hello and great SHOW!!

  • @Zack-uw4jk
    @Zack-uw4jk3 жыл бұрын

    Joey drinking a water bottle sounds like a 20 gallon bucket of water turned upside down

  • @twilson7384
    @twilson73846 жыл бұрын

    thanks Lee from kansas im sparking my bong right now. and thank you Joey for being the fucking man. most tremendous fucking podcast on youtube.

  • @XpapricaX
    @XpapricaX3 жыл бұрын

    Greating podcast ville 😂

  • @ryanprice9792
    @ryanprice97923 жыл бұрын

    Breaks my heart hearing Lee talk about what’s going on with him, and the shit he had to deal with as a kid. The Flying Jew is literally GOD. Love you Lee!

  • @scottdreger7137
    @scottdreger71376 жыл бұрын

    I always like when it's just Joey and Lee , hilarious motherfuckin' of deat

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues4 жыл бұрын

    Lee is the Man

  • @EdwardBerryy
    @EdwardBerryy6 жыл бұрын

    Good podcast

  • @paulharvey5625
    @paulharvey56256 жыл бұрын

    Can anyone recommend some of these podcasts what's best quests and best ones from the 1st 200 podcasts would like see new quests and some of old ones

  • @paulharvey5625

    @paulharvey5625

    6 жыл бұрын

    Most be one early ones missed Wednesdays podcast sounds good

  • @Kris7831
    @Kris78316 жыл бұрын

    I love how Lee's eyes disappear

  • @GraveyardDave19
    @GraveyardDave196 жыл бұрын

    luv u joey

  • @jessewhite1679
    @jessewhite16796 жыл бұрын

    This is Fuel.

  • @nonamegonzalez5711
    @nonamegonzalez5711 Жыл бұрын

    Listening to you talk about building your tough skin on stage I dont do stand up but being in a band is the same way. You gotta walk up to everybody and kick em in the nuts one by one. But if you can convince em to stay, you'll be chiseled from stone

  • @Banterking2
    @Banterking2 Жыл бұрын

    1:04:02 Joey does it effortlessly 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @jnord323
    @jnord3236 жыл бұрын

    Lee “woooowwww” Syatt

  • @13dirtyd13
    @13dirtyd136 жыл бұрын

    Mad respect Lee....following your dreams. Joey’s positivity is contagious. You’re inspirational as fuck Joey CoCo Diaz!!! Thank you to both of you homeboys.

  • @vincentslone1463
    @vincentslone14636 жыл бұрын

    "Half of it went up my nose, half of it I put in the bank and the rest I gave to my wife." Lmao.

  • @KU-mq4er

    @KU-mq4er

    6 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @Thomas-ry8xq
    @Thomas-ry8xq5 ай бұрын

    I understand what Lee is saying. I get those constant bad thoughts and memories.

  • @Smileyson58
    @Smileyson586 жыл бұрын

    Good luck lee! I think you're fucking hilarious 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😂 I hope all goes well with joeys operation, take it easy you savage 😘😘😘

  • @Zach-Fetters
    @Zach-Fetters6 жыл бұрын

    As a wannabe stand up with a drug problem and this monster following me around and sabotaging me I see in every mirror, I find comfort in that someone else has had similar issues

  • @alectorres8320
    @alectorres83206 жыл бұрын

    The Church Of Whats Happend (from the summa of 86' to decemba of 91')