#399 - Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt, live in studio!
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Recorded live on 07/20/2016.
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hearing lee stumble his way through the opening ads always cracks me up. sounds like a kid giving a presentation to his grade 2 class
@mikemendillo5584
6 жыл бұрын
klingburger Uncle Joe is worse !
@Chris-ek4qv
6 жыл бұрын
Lmao really tho. Theo Von said he sounds like the smartest brothah doing a presentation in junior high😂☠️
@Centnl287NAve
5 жыл бұрын
Don't be mean. Nobody attacks my Lee like that.
@toaderg
4 жыл бұрын
@@mikemendillo5584 nah joey is genuinely a good salesman
@JohnSmith-fh5du
3 жыл бұрын
like a hostage message
Hahahahaha the best episodes are when there arent guests just uncly joey and lee GOING DEEEEPP
@elicitart1598
Жыл бұрын
Deeep into the murky waters! It’s tremendous
@bobmarley3553
10 ай бұрын
DEEEEEP
@DavidPaul-me4qc
10 ай бұрын
@@bobmarley35531:21:05 😂
"Take your time but hurry up"-Joey Diaz 2018🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@grunge6909
4 жыл бұрын
nirvana song
@twoscoops4181
3 жыл бұрын
1:19:30
@blincx1
2 жыл бұрын
Hurry up slowly...
I love how the beginning ad is more of them heavily breathing than promoting the products😂😂😂
@greendorito3812
2 жыл бұрын
I love how you used than and not then !
Who’s here 2024? 😂 I listen to the church at work all the time
THC has been found the water supply of Hugo, Colorado! JOEY MUST'VE STOPPED TO TAKE A PISS! LMFAO!
LMFAO!! Lee's bong hit and aftermath made me howl at the moon. 1:20:30. Happy Birrffdey you mook!
@Augments
8 жыл бұрын
howling too buddy
@JayPase
8 жыл бұрын
Outtake pic here > twitter.com/J_M_0_N/status/759126392755720192
@peterfootball91
8 жыл бұрын
+Jay Pase that picture is great I laughed my balls off
@JayPase
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks kindly !
@mikeridgland4783
4 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF COUGH WAS THAT!!!!!!
These simple ones with Joey telling stories of where he was and fast forward to where he's at now with Lee have always been my favourite
@kingjoe8588
5 жыл бұрын
Same!
@saula6343
3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
"You gotta put that picture of grandma in the drawer, she's dead and you cashed the check already."
THIS IS CLASSIC CHURCH PEOPLE! We need 2019 to return to this Church!! Lee's bong hits and Joey's commentary is legendary!
Lee is awesome!! Even in the middle of the retch of the century, he still manages to switch camera angles!!
And he we are..in loving memory of the church may we look back in joy forever
@BBPotluck
3 жыл бұрын
Lee is still high from the show 🤣
When Joey does the Shht buzzing sound it's the best
I did lsd for the first time to the church acid podcast
56:40 "I tried to rub one out.. for like an hour and a half." hahahahah
Lee stays looking like a high baby
13:23 that Lee laugh tops them all LMFAOOO
Anybody else here listen to these while they sleep, every night ?
Lee talking about his trip is one of the best moments of this podcast and of those two just having a great moment together as friends. Fucking love Lee!
" rally sport edition " 😂
57:36 haha lee leveled up.
This podcast came to me right when I needed it love you guys
The cut scene with empty chair hilarious
If youre wondering, the outro song for this episode was frank sinatras " my way"
real talk from some real soldiers. Happy belated Birthday, Lee Syatt, hope it was full of magic!
I just turned 30 have been @ my job 10yrs and been buying my house 10yrs and i'm still scared as fuck. Joey makes me feel better about it. Thanks Muthafcka. Hope to see your stand up one day.
Lee’s sponsor promos always make me giggle
Favourite ending to any of the podcasts! Lee coughing and seeing Jesus! hahaha. such great spontaneous comedy!
@noedoublell
Жыл бұрын
This was the day he converted! He started believing!🤣😂🤣
2:26 lee trying to wave at camera n dj is why I watch lol## stay high my friend 😂😂
Learning about Joey's tough times on how he went into crime is quite sad actually. Imagine how you would be young and losing everything, just total heart break. Joey is a cool dude and I learn every day about true struggle.
Hey Uncle Joey, love you! Keep talking to us. Happy birthday Lee! 🎂 I miss 28 😕 Enjoy it while it lasts 🎉
Have a great weekend SOLDIERS of the church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you guys. I wish you had more episodes
Lee sounds like a black panther roaring when he coughs
Maaaaaaaan. Watching these episodes makes me think of a better time even though it wasn’t so long ago.
“I hit you with a low dose” uncle Joey 😂
I come back for 1:20 every week. Joey loves dosing people.
this was a good podcast i love the talk about acid i feel like joey diaz on that
lee and joey going deep still my favorite pods on the internet
1:20:30
Thank You For All You do for us. #UncleJoey #LeeSyatt #TheFlyingJew #JerseyStrong #Fugedaboutit
These are absolute jems no one knows how good these are ,61 k views
thank you. video
LMFAO!!! "THERES A HOOKER IN MY HEAD"!!!!!
@kenraines9271
6 жыл бұрын
Joey quit messin w that kid!!
Only Lee Woolf take a Uber to end up at the same place he was before the Uber 😂🤣
Oh man my dad used to make us stand on our tiptoes in a corner. Then he’d take a sharpie and put a dot way up on the wall and tell me I get the belt if my nose drops from the dot. We’d have to hold that position until our legs have out lol we all have massive calves
Lee syatt... You absolutely cannot say there is a sweeter nicer guy than him, if aliens came to visit us, i would send lee. Never change🙂✌️
Wow, Lee's trip is classic! Some great trip advice from Joey too..
Lee _"my head doesn't fit in any hat"_ Syatt
these podcasts have don’t a lot for me i’m happy i can listen to this and learn at a young age thanks unc joey
Man you guys made my morning haha
If you hear the stars getting broke open at the beginning you know it’s gonna be a epic one!
1:08:08 swear church just talking about it brings it front and center. love this shit.
Yes this was the episode you were looking for... your foods ready.
Always like to come back to these old church episodes, the world was a much better place in the mid 2010s, at least In my opinion. Brings you back to that moment in time even if it’s only for an hour or so.
@davidec.4021
Жыл бұрын
For real brother, for real…
@robbo03
11 ай бұрын
Same here
@moegreen5760
4 ай бұрын
It’s as good now as it was then. Mentality is everything
Kick that fucking mule, Lee!!!!!!!
Lee went from half a momo reading the ads to a lil jose diaz present day lol
Just watching the bong hit!! Go Lee!! I cough like that every time I hit my bong. It's beautiful!! Happy Birthday Lee!!
Happy Birthday Lee!! Life is just starting!
Joeys description of a good birthday is perfect.
good shit lads stay game
Oh fuck..."ya Grandma's dead...ya cashed the check...she's on some other planet"...I'm dead 🤣
sounds like lee microdosed lsd it just sorta of energizes you and has some trippy effects too for the normal 8 to 10 hours
Hey can you please tell the story of how Lee "saved your life" in your many podcasts you have alluded to it but i missed it if you ever did elaborate.Luv you man , your life stories and friendly banter during the "interviews" have taught me so much and I love to smoke a bowl or 2 (im a light weight moderate partaker of the magic leaf) and watch your vids . :)
@goanyways
8 жыл бұрын
he's talking about Lee messaging him about doing a little show every week on KZread called mad flavours world and that led to the idea from lee of the podcast just with Joey on the Mic with Lee producing but Joey said Lee needs to be on or he wouldn't do it because he needs a partner In.At that time Joey was thinking of selling cars, instead he went with the idea of the weekly little 5 minute mad flavours world segment on a little handheld camera Lee would pick up to upload to KZread, then he saw it getting some attention and trusted to move forward with the podcast with Lee. Fast forward 4 years here you are
@pancho6101
8 жыл бұрын
goanyways thank you for taking the time to type all that out, wow i encountered a nice person today.
Chilled episode
Happy Birthday Lee!
19:10 A lot of parents and a lot of managers alike should listen to this!
Happy Birthday Lee!!!!
The love Joey has for Leigh is rare in podcast land. 5 years later that much is obvious 👍
Holy lucy snorebush , what a beautiful day to be alive! Stay black.
Mr. Syatt sounds like hes holding back a laugh throughout the whole intro
49:51 Lee D: you crack me up
Someone needs to do a Joey and Lee voice over on Rick and Morty
THE ENDING SONG WAS FRANK SINATRA - MY WAY! "and now the end has come; and i can hear ...nah nah nah nah nah" classic! what an epic show! LEES ACID ADVENTURE!
joey i love you. thanks
1:20:32 I lost it lmaoooo he knew Lee was going to die cuz he already was on the way
Happy Birthday Lee! If I had your job I'd love going to work on my birthday! Go deep with the Starr's of Death and Hash in a glass, smoke some Gorrilla Glue Green & take some of Uncle Joey's liquid acid!!! You're the man Lee. Happy Birthday from Selkirk, Manitoba Canada!
Man I love the church
Yo Uncle Joey, Our family has the Carvel cake tradition too hahahaha. i’ll always keep ya’ll in mind now 😎
I’d love to sesh with these guys
Happy Late Birthday LEE!!!!! You are an Awesome Individual!!
YOO THE 1ST COUGH LEE LET OUT HAD ME DEAD, I HAD TO REPLAY IT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS REAL AHAHAHA SOLDIER
@jsteez96
2 жыл бұрын
"BZZWWWWZZZZZ"
"Yum Yums" lol
1:33:56 go to Indochina
Lol at the end, Joey advertising Vietnamese suits
SOUNDED LIKE my cat when he has a big ass hairball 1:20:20
2:25 lee is stoned already
Back on youtube!!! OH SHIT!
Haha talking to Lee when he's high must be like tryna talk to a five year old with his head stuck in a box of Coco pops 😅
1:20:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣Poor Lee catching a Body on His 28th Birthday cause of Uncle Joey. LOL!!!!
LEE SYATT!
I'm 27 and I'm scared, crazy being an adult.
@BlammoGer
8 жыл бұрын
Do not end up as fat as Lee Syatt!!!
@MF-pm5dh
7 жыл бұрын
stop being a half a momo and keep your head up. man up like a soldier. u got this shit bitch
@joee95
7 жыл бұрын
James Johnson remember detachment comes greater perspective
@thresholdseven8942
6 жыл бұрын
It gets worse, but eventually you will become a man that gives zero fucks by your late 30s
@OZZOZZ
4 жыл бұрын
And stay black
he was just having an anxiety attack
I fuxking love lee❤️❤️❤️
So Lee took couple of stars and capsules to calm him down during his lsd trip. Jesus fucking christ I would be swirling into another dimension.
@WeaponsGradeNeurofunk
7 жыл бұрын
hahahahhaa real shit dude. these men are fucking soldiers of DET
1:07:49 I love this feeling
lmfao! I remember the cold water days.
Joey Diaz & Lee Syatt: The miracles of youtube broadcasting. This duo is almost psychedelic. I cant explain how much I love the non genericness of this podcast.
1:00:42
Does anyone know what album is on the wall behind lee? (On the left side)
@binamerlebienheureux1479
6 жыл бұрын
Santana - Abraxas
@estebangarcia5827
6 жыл бұрын
binamer lebienheureux , thanks!