#399 - Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt, live in studio!
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Recorded live on 07/20/2016.

Пікірлер: 308

  • @nklin6
    @nklin68 жыл бұрын

    hearing lee stumble his way through the opening ads always cracks me up. sounds like a kid giving a presentation to his grade 2 class

  • @mikemendillo5584

    @mikemendillo5584

    6 жыл бұрын

    klingburger Uncle Joe is worse !

  • @Chris-ek4qv

    @Chris-ek4qv

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmao really tho. Theo Von said he sounds like the smartest brothah doing a presentation in junior high😂☠️

  • @Centnl287NAve

    @Centnl287NAve

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't be mean. Nobody attacks my Lee like that.

  • @toaderg

    @toaderg

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mikemendillo5584 nah joey is genuinely a good salesman

  • @JohnSmith-fh5du

    @JohnSmith-fh5du

    3 жыл бұрын

    like a hostage message

  • @gussstavo
    @gussstavo6 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha the best episodes are when there arent guests just uncly joey and lee GOING DEEEEPP

  • @elicitart1598

    @elicitart1598

    Жыл бұрын

    Deeep into the murky waters! It’s tremendous

  • @bobmarley3553

    @bobmarley3553

    10 ай бұрын

    DEEEEEP

  • @DavidPaul-me4qc

    @DavidPaul-me4qc

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@bobmarley35531:21:05 😂

  • @ablackghostmyguy3741
    @ablackghostmyguy37416 жыл бұрын

    "Take your time but hurry up"-Joey Diaz 2018🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @grunge6909

    @grunge6909

    4 жыл бұрын

    nirvana song

  • @twoscoops4181

    @twoscoops4181

    3 жыл бұрын

    1:19:30

  • @blincx1

    @blincx1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hurry up slowly...

  • @jimmy33music
    @jimmy33music3 жыл бұрын

    I love how the beginning ad is more of them heavily breathing than promoting the products😂😂😂

  • @greendorito3812

    @greendorito3812

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love how you used than and not then !

  • @mikespinner2774
    @mikespinner27742 ай бұрын

    Who’s here 2024? 😂 I listen to the church at work all the time

  • @420Tarzan
    @420Tarzan8 жыл бұрын

    THC has been found the water supply of Hugo, Colorado! JOEY MUST'VE STOPPED TO TAKE A PISS! LMFAO!

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR8 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO!! Lee's bong hit and aftermath made me howl at the moon. 1:20:30. Happy Birrffdey you mook!

  • @Augments

    @Augments

    8 жыл бұрын

    howling too buddy

  • @JayPase

    @JayPase

    8 жыл бұрын

    Outtake pic here > twitter.com/J_M_0_N/status/759126392755720192

  • @peterfootball91

    @peterfootball91

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jay Pase that picture is great I laughed my balls off

  • @JayPase

    @JayPase

    8 жыл бұрын

    Thanks kindly !

  • @mikeridgland4783

    @mikeridgland4783

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF COUGH WAS THAT!!!!!!

  • @goanyways
    @goanyways8 жыл бұрын

    These simple ones with Joey telling stories of where he was and fast forward to where he's at now with Lee have always been my favourite

  • @kingjoe8588

    @kingjoe8588

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @saula6343

    @saula6343

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same lol

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon88606 жыл бұрын

    "You gotta put that picture of grandma in the drawer, she's dead and you cashed the check already."

  • @matthalpin6656
    @matthalpin66564 жыл бұрын

    THIS IS CLASSIC CHURCH PEOPLE! We need 2019 to return to this Church!! Lee's bong hits and Joey's commentary is legendary!

  • @uneverything
    @uneverything2 жыл бұрын

    Lee is awesome!! Even in the middle of the retch of the century, he still manages to switch camera angles!!

  • @G8tActive
    @G8tActive3 жыл бұрын

    And he we are..in loving memory of the church may we look back in joy forever

  • @BBPotluck

    @BBPotluck

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lee is still high from the show 🤣

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo83038 жыл бұрын

    When Joey does the Shht buzzing sound it's the best

  • @mikemeyer9831
    @mikemeyer98316 жыл бұрын

    I did lsd for the first time to the church acid podcast

  • @BryanOSheaComedy
    @BryanOSheaComedy8 жыл бұрын

    56:40 "I tried to rub one out.. for like an hour and a half." hahahahah

  • @racisttrolling1843
    @racisttrolling18438 жыл бұрын

    Lee stays looking like a high baby

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior34863 жыл бұрын

    13:23 that Lee laugh tops them all LMFAOOO

  • @bencll
    @bencllАй бұрын

    Anybody else here listen to these while they sleep, every night ?

  • @lionhearted7450
    @lionhearted74502 жыл бұрын

    Lee talking about his trip is one of the best moments of this podcast and of those two just having a great moment together as friends. Fucking love Lee!

  • @JohnSmith-jh6qu
    @JohnSmith-jh6qu11 ай бұрын

    " rally sport edition " 😂

  • @yellowdart6666
    @yellowdart66668 жыл бұрын

    57:36 haha lee leveled up.

  • @bretttyler14
    @bretttyler143 жыл бұрын

    This podcast came to me right when I needed it love you guys

  • @nickganea9887
    @nickganea98873 жыл бұрын

    The cut scene with empty chair hilarious

  • @benjibojojo791
    @benjibojojo7918 жыл бұрын

    If youre wondering, the outro song for this episode was frank sinatras " my way"

  • @sonjon80
    @sonjon808 жыл бұрын

    real talk from some real soldiers. Happy belated Birthday, Lee Syatt, hope it was full of magic!

  • @justin806806
    @justin8068066 жыл бұрын

    I just turned 30 have been @ my job 10yrs and been buying my house 10yrs and i'm still scared as fuck. Joey makes me feel better about it. Thanks Muthafcka. Hope to see your stand up one day.

  • @reginald8228
    @reginald82282 жыл бұрын

    Lee’s sponsor promos always make me giggle

  • @matthalpin6656
    @matthalpin66565 жыл бұрын

    Favourite ending to any of the podcasts! Lee coughing and seeing Jesus! hahaha. such great spontaneous comedy!

  • @noedoublell

    @noedoublell

    Жыл бұрын

    This was the day he converted! He started believing!🤣😂🤣

  • @delbertgrigsby1593
    @delbertgrigsby15933 жыл бұрын

    2:26 lee trying to wave at camera n dj is why I watch lol## stay high my friend 😂😂

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues4 жыл бұрын

    Learning about Joey's tough times on how he went into crime is quite sad actually. Imagine how you would be young and losing everything, just total heart break. Joey is a cool dude and I learn every day about true struggle.

  • @sophiedash4026
    @sophiedash40268 жыл бұрын

    Hey Uncle Joey, love you! Keep talking to us. Happy birthday Lee! 🎂 I miss 28 😕 Enjoy it while it lasts 🎉

  • @nickpower3185
    @nickpower31858 жыл бұрын

    Have a great weekend SOLDIERS of the church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @georgeskinarakais9910
    @georgeskinarakais99102 жыл бұрын

    I love you guys. I wish you had more episodes

  • @sandiscorp1352
    @sandiscorp13527 ай бұрын

    Lee sounds like a black panther roaring when he coughs

  • @justindurham7017
    @justindurham701711 ай бұрын

    Maaaaaaaan. Watching these episodes makes me think of a better time even though it wasn’t so long ago.

  • @njanagal24
    @njanagal243 ай бұрын

    “I hit you with a low dose” uncle Joey 😂

  • @burtwatson2132
    @burtwatson21327 жыл бұрын

    I come back for 1:20 every week. Joey loves dosing people.

  • @BMTHxxx100
    @BMTHxxx1008 жыл бұрын

    this was a good podcast i love the talk about acid i feel like joey diaz on that

  • @ChilsonTV
    @ChilsonTV3 жыл бұрын

    lee and joey going deep still my favorite pods on the internet

  • @TheGusHandler
    @TheGusHandler7 жыл бұрын

    1:20:30

  • @NEWARK767
    @NEWARK7673 жыл бұрын

    Thank You For All You do for us. #UncleJoey #LeeSyatt #TheFlyingJew #JerseyStrong #Fugedaboutit

  • @jacobjohnson653
    @jacobjohnson6535 жыл бұрын

    These are absolute jems no one knows how good these are ,61 k views

  • @SpOculus33
    @SpOculus337 жыл бұрын

    thank you. video

  • @kenraines9271
    @kenraines92716 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO!!! "THERES A HOOKER IN MY HEAD"!!!!!

  • @kenraines9271

    @kenraines9271

    6 жыл бұрын

    Joey quit messin w that kid!!

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior34863 жыл бұрын

    Only Lee Woolf take a Uber to end up at the same place he was before the Uber 😂🤣

  • @TheRealKoolaid
    @TheRealKoolaid Жыл бұрын

    Oh man my dad used to make us stand on our tiptoes in a corner. Then he’d take a sharpie and put a dot way up on the wall and tell me I get the belt if my nose drops from the dot. We’d have to hold that position until our legs have out lol we all have massive calves

  • @MrBingBow-TATE-
    @MrBingBow-TATE-2 жыл бұрын

    Lee syatt... You absolutely cannot say there is a sweeter nicer guy than him, if aliens came to visit us, i would send lee. Never change🙂✌️

  • @rekocastren923
    @rekocastren923 Жыл бұрын

    Wow, Lee's trip is classic! Some great trip advice from Joey too..

  • @sourbrothers73
    @sourbrothers732 жыл бұрын

    Lee _"my head doesn't fit in any hat"_ Syatt

  • @aeodian
    @aeodian5 жыл бұрын

    these podcasts have don’t a lot for me i’m happy i can listen to this and learn at a young age thanks unc joey

  • @snipe4lllife
    @snipe4lllife8 жыл бұрын

    Man you guys made my morning haha

  • @lionhearted7450
    @lionhearted74502 жыл бұрын

    If you hear the stars getting broke open at the beginning you know it’s gonna be a epic one!

  • @yellowdart6666
    @yellowdart66668 жыл бұрын

    1:08:08 swear church just talking about it brings it front and center. love this shit.

  • @unfortunateteller2279
    @unfortunateteller22796 жыл бұрын

    Yes this was the episode you were looking for... your foods ready.

  • @MultiBluedog123
    @MultiBluedog123 Жыл бұрын

    Always like to come back to these old church episodes, the world was a much better place in the mid 2010s, at least In my opinion. Brings you back to that moment in time even if it’s only for an hour or so.

  • @davidec.4021

    @davidec.4021

    Жыл бұрын

    For real brother, for real…

  • @robbo03

    @robbo03

    11 ай бұрын

    Same here

  • @moegreen5760

    @moegreen5760

    4 ай бұрын

    It’s as good now as it was then. Mentality is everything

  • @scottm.4238
    @scottm.42388 жыл бұрын

    Kick that fucking mule, Lee!!!!!!!

  • @BigKashGrab
    @BigKashGrab3 жыл бұрын

    Lee went from half a momo reading the ads to a lil jose diaz present day lol

  • @BeegMonkay
    @BeegMonkay8 жыл бұрын

    Just watching the bong hit!! Go Lee!! I cough like that every time I hit my bong. It's beautiful!! Happy Birthday Lee!!

  • @MrDarkstar0109
    @MrDarkstar01098 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Lee!! Life is just starting!

  • @emr5985
    @emr59858 жыл бұрын

    Joeys description of a good birthday is perfect.

  • @rudyschleikh
    @rudyschleikh8 жыл бұрын

    good shit lads stay game

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Жыл бұрын

    Oh fuck..."ya Grandma's dead...ya cashed the check...she's on some other planet"...I'm dead 🤣

  • @tombrown1515
    @tombrown15158 жыл бұрын

    sounds like lee microdosed lsd it just sorta of energizes you and has some trippy effects too for the normal 8 to 10 hours

  • @pancho6101
    @pancho61018 жыл бұрын

    Hey can you please tell the story of how Lee "saved your life" in your many podcasts you have alluded to it but i missed it if you ever did elaborate.Luv you man , your life stories and friendly banter during the "interviews" have taught me so much and I love to smoke a bowl or 2 (im a light weight moderate partaker of the magic leaf) and watch your vids . :)

  • @goanyways

    @goanyways

    8 жыл бұрын

    he's talking about Lee messaging him about doing a little show every week on KZread called mad flavours world and that led to the idea from lee of the podcast just with Joey on the Mic with Lee producing but Joey said Lee needs to be on or he wouldn't do it because he needs a partner In.At that time Joey was thinking of selling cars, instead he went with the idea of the weekly little 5 minute mad flavours world segment on a little handheld camera Lee would pick up to upload to KZread, then he saw it getting some attention and trusted to move forward with the podcast with Lee. Fast forward 4 years here you are

  • @pancho6101

    @pancho6101

    8 жыл бұрын

    goanyways thank you for taking the time to type all that out, wow i encountered a nice person today.

  • @joee95
    @joee957 жыл бұрын

    Chilled episode

  • @andrewbechtel5821
    @andrewbechtel58218 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Lee!

  • @krizo3
    @krizo35 жыл бұрын

    19:10 A lot of parents and a lot of managers alike should listen to this!

  • @GameThoughtsYT
    @GameThoughtsYT8 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Lee!!!!

  • @sillyvonjackaldom4816
    @sillyvonjackaldom48162 жыл бұрын

    The love Joey has for Leigh is rare in podcast land. 5 years later that much is obvious 👍

  • @ramp622
    @ramp6228 жыл бұрын

    Holy lucy snorebush , what a beautiful day to be alive! Stay black.

  • @piaiuilikiaisip
    @piaiuilikiaisip8 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Syatt sounds like hes holding back a laugh throughout the whole intro

  • @thresholdseven8942
    @thresholdseven89426 жыл бұрын

    49:51 Lee D: you crack me up

  • @hoskins74
    @hoskins742 жыл бұрын

    Someone needs to do a Joey and Lee voice over on Rick and Morty

  • @100canadianmaplestirup8
    @100canadianmaplestirup82 жыл бұрын

    THE ENDING SONG WAS FRANK SINATRA - MY WAY! "and now the end has come; and i can hear ...nah nah nah nah nah" classic! what an epic show! LEES ACID ADVENTURE!

  • @buddycarlsen283
    @buddycarlsen2837 жыл бұрын

    joey i love you. thanks

  • @emilioflores4122
    @emilioflores4122 Жыл бұрын

    1:20:32 I lost it lmaoooo he knew Lee was going to die cuz he already was on the way

  • @NobodysGh0sT
    @NobodysGh0sT8 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Lee! If I had your job I'd love going to work on my birthday! Go deep with the Starr's of Death and Hash in a glass, smoke some Gorrilla Glue Green & take some of Uncle Joey's liquid acid!!! You're the man Lee. Happy Birthday from Selkirk, Manitoba Canada!

  • @Onesnapmedia
    @Onesnapmedia Жыл бұрын

    Man I love the church

  • @shaunengle
    @shaunengle Жыл бұрын

    Yo Uncle Joey, Our family has the Carvel cake tradition too hahahaha. i’ll always keep ya’ll in mind now 😎

  • @user-Gh0st420
    @user-Gh0st4203 жыл бұрын

    I’d love to sesh with these guys

  • @csampy1024
    @csampy10248 жыл бұрын

    Happy Late Birthday LEE!!!!! You are an Awesome Individual!!

  • @jsteez96
    @jsteez962 жыл бұрын

    YOO THE 1ST COUGH LEE LET OUT HAD ME DEAD, I HAD TO REPLAY IT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS REAL AHAHAHA SOLDIER

  • @jsteez96

    @jsteez96

    2 жыл бұрын

    "BZZWWWWZZZZZ"

  • @thememesandbox8054
    @thememesandbox80545 жыл бұрын

    "Yum Yums" lol

  • @MrChet407
    @MrChet4074 жыл бұрын

    1:33:56 go to Indochina

  • @dr.lipschitz3982
    @dr.lipschitz39824 жыл бұрын

    Lol at the end, Joey advertising Vietnamese suits

  • @billybigs4207
    @billybigs42074 жыл бұрын

    SOUNDED LIKE my cat when he has a big ass hairball 1:20:20

  • @Ball_or_sink101
    @Ball_or_sink1013 жыл бұрын

    2:25 lee is stoned already

  • @TrueTreeRadioNetwork
    @TrueTreeRadioNetwork8 жыл бұрын

    Back on youtube!!! OH SHIT!

  • @expensivebill
    @expensivebill Жыл бұрын

    Haha talking to Lee when he's high must be like tryna talk to a five year old with his head stuck in a box of Coco pops 😅

  • @NEWARK767
    @NEWARK7673 жыл бұрын

    1:20:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣Poor Lee catching a Body on His 28th Birthday cause of Uncle Joey. LOL!!!!

  • @appleeu
    @appleeu7 жыл бұрын

    LEE SYATT!

  • @tubadude07
    @tubadude078 жыл бұрын

    I'm 27 and I'm scared, crazy being an adult.

  • @BlammoGer

    @BlammoGer

    8 жыл бұрын

    Do not end up as fat as Lee Syatt!!!

  • @MF-pm5dh

    @MF-pm5dh

    7 жыл бұрын

    stop being a half a momo and keep your head up. man up like a soldier. u got this shit bitch

  • @joee95

    @joee95

    7 жыл бұрын

    James Johnson remember detachment comes greater perspective

  • @thresholdseven8942

    @thresholdseven8942

    6 жыл бұрын

    It gets worse, but eventually you will become a man that gives zero fucks by your late 30s

  • @OZZOZZ

    @OZZOZZ

    4 жыл бұрын

    And stay black

  • @kenraines9271
    @kenraines92716 жыл бұрын

    he was just having an anxiety attack

  • @joel7666
    @joel76668 жыл бұрын

    I fuxking love lee❤️❤️❤️

  • @saalistaja
    @saalistaja7 жыл бұрын

    So Lee took couple of stars and capsules to calm him down during his lsd trip. Jesus fucking christ I would be swirling into another dimension.

  • @WeaponsGradeNeurofunk

    @WeaponsGradeNeurofunk

    7 жыл бұрын

    hahahahhaa real shit dude. these men are fucking soldiers of DET

  • @Mike7thSt
    @Mike7thSt5 жыл бұрын

    1:07:49 I love this feeling

  • @RanThaMan
    @RanThaMan7 жыл бұрын

    lmfao! I remember the cold water days.

  • @Stoney-Jacksman
    @Stoney-Jacksman4 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz & Lee Syatt: The miracles of youtube broadcasting. This duo is almost psychedelic. I cant explain how much I love the non genericness of this podcast.

  • @BridgeCityDelight
    @BridgeCityDelight8 жыл бұрын

    1:00:42

  • @estebangarcia5827
    @estebangarcia58276 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know what album is on the wall behind lee? (On the left side)

  • @binamerlebienheureux1479

    @binamerlebienheureux1479

    6 жыл бұрын

    Santana - Abraxas

  • @estebangarcia5827

    @estebangarcia5827

    6 жыл бұрын

    binamer lebienheureux , thanks!

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