Should've made it a 10 hour better

@ByWhatDesign

4 жыл бұрын

FYI undercover cops don't have to say if they're cops

@fredriknerli9197

4 жыл бұрын

ByWhatDesign what

@Doorito_

4 жыл бұрын

@@ByWhatDesign What the fuck lmao

@VisionsFromAmari

4 жыл бұрын

The most exciting thing is that this is just part 1…

@RayRaeTV

4 жыл бұрын

@@fredriknerli9197 your ggrfggfggfgfggiggyou ggggggggggggg from my tfy gfhg tight righg in my group on my face

Only Joey Diaz will start a interesting story then stop mid story and tell a more interesting story

@idkwhatws

3 жыл бұрын

Damm rright he the only that can do it😂

@jamesestain8825

3 жыл бұрын

Best and truest comment I've ever read bro

@brendanschafer

3 жыл бұрын

Truest shit I’ve ever read lmao

@KIDwithaKey

3 жыл бұрын

And he always loops it back to the first story in the end

@sbcge

3 жыл бұрын

@@KIDwithaKey always tells the story in the end, makes him the best storyteller

Joey, the only man alive who has 300 years of stories for a 55 year lifetime.

@gordonferrar7782

Жыл бұрын

He's only 55... 🤨🐒

@God-qj7jl

Жыл бұрын

He got more stories than Buddhist monks

@Joseph10557

Жыл бұрын

He’s 60 now

@TrentStillson

Жыл бұрын

At 51:30 he says it was 25 years ago I was 95 🤔

@djinstinct8648

Жыл бұрын

@@TrentStillson yep does sound like that, obviously meant 1995

i like how his voice gets low once he talks about some crimes

@mattasticmattattack8546

4 жыл бұрын

Thats his consciousness , he feels guilty, therefore he lowers his voice as a sign of respect because all emotions leave and he symbolically bows because he's being human and saying through slight alterations of his voice that he's humbling himself before everyone and saying IM NOT PERFECT.

@lomotrain55howtos

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattasticmattattack8546 wow

@thishandleisntavai1able023

4 жыл бұрын

Mattastic Mattattack that, that's the most accurate thing I've heard in a minute

@OOspazOO

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong. It's a physiological gambit that men do to garner sympathy from others for various purposes of self-preservation. i.e. Arti Lange was doing the same thing for a very long time. They do it subconsciously. Joey needs to find some real help.

@thishandleisntavai1able023

4 жыл бұрын

Oelkers Account woah

The first thing he says " A corrupt cop is someone with three kids and a girlfriend ". Joey you're a legend..

@logancampbell815

4 жыл бұрын

?

@ZKern7

4 жыл бұрын

Dude i almost spit my food out when i started the video because of him saying that lol.

@hUnt94

4 жыл бұрын

i guess i can’t be friends with bryces dad anymore

@JoshDrakePendora

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh it’s pretty sketchy even if they are not a cop😂😂😂

@nickdistef1072

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZKern7 q. Dc f c yk. R. Rrr.

I’m high af rn that police siren at the beginning was startling to say the least

@arh9745

4 жыл бұрын

A 🤣

@apollo1573

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I thought there were actually cops near my house until I read this

@bjm4905

4 жыл бұрын

this podcast has spooked me many a time driving and hearing sirens thinking they were behind me

@andrewapjohn6084

4 жыл бұрын

I'm listening to this driving 😂😂 I felt this hard 😂😂

@Smokeyxz

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I put my dope away!!!

"That leg weighs 265, you could be Johnny MMA, you're in the third seat."

@luvbed

4 жыл бұрын

He did say that

@bantamfedor

4 жыл бұрын

Said the shit out of it

@samt7162

4 жыл бұрын

bantamfedor 😂😂😂😂

@tamurkhawaja7279

4 жыл бұрын

It's the high ground of planes

@diegoledezma4045

4 жыл бұрын

Tamur Khawaja lmaoo

It’s sad that I’ve watched all of joeys content already... Joey Diaz stories hit different

@trespasscomplex

4 жыл бұрын

I'm plum dry

@chavezunseen

4 жыл бұрын

Yung B i started going back to the beginning back before the studio, maad gems

@JoeSmith-lr3fo

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the 7 hour playlist of his stories it's crazy

@JoeSmith-lr3fo

4 жыл бұрын

@@viracocha prove there bs? Just because you think it's not a real story makes it not real. GTFOH

@chavezunseen

4 жыл бұрын

EP114587 hey man I once thought the same when I first listened to him, didn’t give the man a chance but I’ll tell you what, I’m fucken glad I did Joe Diaz is as genuine as they come. True soldier

"and if she's black I tell her I'm taking the Beyoncé poster down when I get home" bro he's a genius 😂😭

@stangboy88

4 жыл бұрын

@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Beyonce is also a black woman. Joey is telling the stewardess that she is so attractive that when he gets home he is going to take down his beyonce poster, because she can't compare.

@gameslie9049

4 жыл бұрын

@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 english is my first language but i still didnt know what it meant

@c_3991

4 жыл бұрын

Suckmyballz Gameplays if you know black girls...its not, its gold. 😂

@ed8519

4 жыл бұрын

@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 Chicks like stuff like that. Not all but some women love a little flattery, its not gonna close the deal but stuff like that breaks the ice.

@majestic5727

4 жыл бұрын

@@stangboy88 Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter, is an African American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, and actress. She has also been named the second most beautiful woman on Earth. Making her an extremely desirable potential mate. By Joey telling the Stewardess that Beyonce is aesthetically inferior to her he is engaging in courtship with the use of humourous hyperbole, as both Joey and the stewardess understand and aknowledge that Beyonce _is in fact more attractive than her_ however the implication of own her great beauty and desirability still remains therefore no offense is taken. This gesture has effectively opened a line of communication between Joey and the stewardess, with this line of communication now established and both parties actively engaging in courtship Joey can potentially manipulate the situation to result in a physically intimate outcome. Sorry for my bad English

Back when I was a toddler, my Dad lifted a dual cassette boom box from a supermarket. My Mom yelled at him and made him take it back. So he took it to the customer service desk and returned it for cash. My Dad and Joey would've got along great!

@haf816r

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. My dad was a crooked ass security guard. Aallll kinds of 'damaged' toys when I was little.

@sephy980

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my dad to haha

@cerealfamine1

2 жыл бұрын

My dad's biggest crime I remember was saying I was 5 when I was 6 to go to the monster truck show for free. Free 5 and under.

Love me some Joey on a Holiday, it hits different

@yaboycurtis1103

4 жыл бұрын

Your podcast is great. Mike vs Fury 2020

@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips

4 жыл бұрын

@@yaboycurtis1103 thanks brother

@dash2240

3 жыл бұрын

@@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips really dude... Why are you lying to the man?

@chrisredfield6825

3 жыл бұрын

@@dash2240 ...What?

@jakebriscoe

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisredfield6825 he said thanks as if its actually his podcast

The best bless who ever created this

@TicTacRS

4 жыл бұрын

The flying jew

@michaeljordan4081

4 жыл бұрын

The Christ killa cocksuckah!

@freakcrap1

4 жыл бұрын

Lee muthafuckin Syatt

@ByWhatDesign

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah this clip is official (i.e. from Joey). Just like JRE Clips is official side channel for Rogan.

@holywoof6419

4 жыл бұрын

JF Jf lmaooo

Just finished my wake and bake..... Impeccable timing

@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips

4 жыл бұрын

true

@jonnnyonion

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@bayyarea925

4 жыл бұрын

Still going needed this for the come down

@headbuster290

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... perfect timming cocksukas..

@r.edward5701

4 жыл бұрын

@@headbuster290 like morning wood with a moist cupcake

Some day someone will cut up all 1000s of hours of Joey Diaz stories and put them up chronologically, from multiple angles

@jannikw

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the day you can sit on a table with joey via tehcnology and listen to his stories as if you were really sitting there

@Anonymous-fb7vy

Жыл бұрын

@@jannikw you could do that now it’s just niggas are too lazy to build the innovative shit they think/thought of

I love when uncle joey starts talking about crimes he starts whispering don't want nobody to hear lol a real street guy

He’s the most descriptive storyteller I’ve ever seen…he should teach a class and charge on the Art!!

@Golgo2047

3 жыл бұрын

He does!

@38:42 _"i had them in a brown baggie so i couldn't count 'em..."_ Sometimes it's hard to imagine _all_ of Joey's stories being real, true to life recounts of actual events, but in him saying *_that;_* i've had that exact same thought after i bought or got a script of pills, where i knew i was going through them, popping & snorting them like I'd never run out & was afraid to look at how many i had left. It's those little details that make it clear he's been there, & he knows what's up. Every-time i wonder if he's just bull-shitting, or at the very-least exaggerating, & every-time he surprises me via some little intimate detail or even someone mentioning it later, verifying that even when he's talking mad shit, he's speaking from experience. Mad Flavor, spitting truth like a _motherfuckin' _*_DOCTOR._*

@user-hp8rf4ze5k

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Kurbante

4 жыл бұрын

Right? Real experiences real facts, real CoCo

@jeremydelaney1112

4 жыл бұрын

The first few weeks of hearing all his stories I had some of the same questions if it was all real but then I would hear him repeat the stories or mention them in regards to another story. On so many different peoples podcasts. The dude is so legit.

@legendary.super.shannon9699

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeremydelaney1112 Too legit to quit, Jack!

@elijahkouza7299

3 жыл бұрын

kinda just notice it go down a litttle bit at a time don’t even like counting when i know i have plenty

Uncle Joey’s stories never fail to put a smile on my face! They really get me through my day and week. I can watch him tell stories literally all day

@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips

4 жыл бұрын

true true

Protect Joey forever. When he goes I’m crying for sure

I want to fly to Europe and back with Joey. Can you imagine twenty-odd hours of nonstop Joey?

@davidkeltner9581

4 жыл бұрын

Bad Lt. except on this video he said he doesn’t ever talk to anyone while he’s flying lmao

@mayuzumiandme

4 жыл бұрын

@@badlt.8029 Make sure you aren't in the 3rd seat

@tsww0314

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayuzumiandme 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@domingosabreu9571

4 жыл бұрын

Ain´t nobody flying to Europe with Uncle Joey fellonies ahah

@Powerstroke2003

4 жыл бұрын

Domingos they aint even flyin to Canada hahaha

"Is this yellow kid my father?" - Joey "Coco" Diaz

@GoodGuyGaurav

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Joey is a fucking legend

@ScArYcHiCkEn1

4 жыл бұрын

That had me in tears the first time I noticed it

@chrissychaos

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA man that is too fkn good. Its at 33:07

@soto.8983

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaaaaooooooooo

This man is a national treasure. That's facts.

Love how lee laughs At everything cause joey has him absolutely baked haha

@wibbletthewobblet9558

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you

@throwsandtony3131

3 жыл бұрын

Wibblet ok great

When he said the German “Turn Zeee phone off” he sounded like a Die Hard Villain 😂😂😂

The first year of Miami Vice was the best. Mrs Pat is smart.

@TomCL-vb6xc

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Reed Wallace Ms Pat is hilarious. Would love to see her on the church again.

@philipreedwallace

4 жыл бұрын

TomCL 2000 agree 100% .

@sirvivor7835

4 жыл бұрын

Who can signal more virtue here?

@TomCL-vb6xc

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Vivor Sorry bro. Forgot finding women funny goes against Epic Man Code. Your attitude stinks.

In my opinion, Ms. Pat might be the funniest woman on the planet. Haven’t heard much of her stand-up but her interviews are incredibly funny and entertaining. Crazy life stories.

There's tears in my eyes, thank you so much!

These compilations are tremendous

@adityabali1939

4 жыл бұрын

Let me tell you something scott. It was ‘85 or ‘86 I was in north burgen walking with my dick out and a hoe walked down the street with her mouth open one thing led to another and the next thing I know I am balls deep in a mountain of coke. You know me dawg, that shit was tremendous

“If you’re not going to pay attention to me I gotta rob ya” 😂

Literally rolling a blunt now to listen to Uncle Joey’s stories!!! Can’t fucking wait, Joey Diaz makes my days better. When shits not going too well or life’s not great, I’ll listen to Uncle Joeys buttery voice and make me right again

"Is this yellow kid my father?" CRYINGGGGG

2:18 right after she laughs you hear Lee grinning. Man how that makes me crack up

@realdjkream

4 жыл бұрын

😂 just heard it

We have been blessed,,, rejoice... Love ya Uncle Joey🥰

enjoying some edibles, listening to some joey diaz stories. life is good.

Truly one of the best storytellers of all and just an awesome human being.

This is great. thanks for putting this together.

Lee going to WORK with these vids. THANKS ✊✊

Joey diaz may be one of the most badass people alive

I LOVE Uncle Joey's appreciation for when other men hold their head up high and come to him with respect... the perfect combo of a man with cajones but not insecure to the point where he has to flex on em... 110%

@jaysonisgreat

3 жыл бұрын

Real gangstas don't flex nuts cuz they know that they got em.

genuinely makes my day better to hear this man

DIDN’T YOU HEAR HIM?! __TURN ZE PHONE OFF__

@nolandderlugner1351

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha this is so great

I totally agreed, with Joey Diaz! That there is a big difference, on asking vs just telling some one what to do!!

We all needed this right now !

I love hearing Joey just talking & telling his tales of the old days and how it was. He is 💯 % true & tells it like he feels it. He’s not saying anything to offend anyone it’s just how it was back then & how it was on the streets. Keep Keeping it on JOEY !!! I fucking love ❤️ you. Thank you for being you

@stephenlipscomb6225

2 жыл бұрын

He's one of the best story tellers of all time!😁

I nearly shit a lung out when he was talking about the Germans on the plane 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Crazy stories but with a soothing voice🤙🏽🔥

I love uncle Joeys stories, I could listen to him for hours!! Ain't nobody do it Joey Diaz he does it like a Doctor haha!!

Lee’s a very lucky/blessed guy to be able to sit next to ya, listening to these amazing stories!!!!!! Mr. Diaz, you’re the GOAT!! 👌🏼💯😁🤙🏼🙏🙏🙌🏼 Love from Minnesota.

Such a shame we will never get to see Patrice O'Neal on the church. That would be an amazing podcast.

@SuperflyVapor

4 жыл бұрын

Ghost of War hgbh eggvvvvvvvvvvgvv

@legendary.super.shannon9699

4 жыл бұрын

Most of the time i hate reading the _"If Patrice were still here..."_ comments, cause they're usually just upvote bait, but i honestly can't think of 2 people I'd rather witness/listen to interacting w/eachother. It truly is a damn shame that we'll never get to behold the moment when the elephant in the room met the rhino from south Jersey...

@traveller5331

4 жыл бұрын

At least we got Dice.

Subbed... these guys cheer me up

This was honestly perfect

God bless was in horrible mood and I see this it helps even if a little ...

1 hr??? Tremendous! About to watch this like a docta!

@boyofvalour

4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous? Tremendous.

This is tremendous to listen to when you working

Anyone else use this to relax and or fall asleep to?

I needed this thank you

Like National Geographic. Almost spilled coffee in my car lol

"is this yellow kid my father"

Joey you really are a legend, thanks brother I’m addicted to your stories and it sounds like my life.

@Enochulate88

2 жыл бұрын

Grow shrooms

I love Joey and Miss Pat! Great lurid tales of real life on the edge.

“When I get home, I’m ripping the Beyoncé poster down.” That’s actually one smooth ass fucking line right there 😂😂

Im of acid rn perfect vid😂

@TheMasterTelevision

4 жыл бұрын

Sending you infinite love for great trips! Peace!

@jacobhannibal2452

4 жыл бұрын

Watch acid church with Duncan Trussell and ari, tremendous

@andrewparker4399

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Adams Do not go to the address on your little cousin's fake ID.

@Boebuscuse

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Adams NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

@TrizzyDRO

4 жыл бұрын

Big Bencer you can’t pierce a strong mind 😂 dummy

I love his stories bc thats the type of world i want to exist. I want friends like him where respect is important bc it is to me

Bless you

Ms. Pat's set on Netflix is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. She's one of the best.

I feel like joeys voice sounded exactly as it does now when he was 10 years old lol

@haf816r

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks lee !!!!

It never gets old. Tremendous

Belfast, Ireland 🇮🇪 loves Ms Pat. ❤🌍☘

@IamMiXeM

4 жыл бұрын

One of a kind 🌍❤💯☘

TREMENDOUS UPLOAD

@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha i love Ms. Pat

some of the best lines I've EVER heard

Beautiful

I love the fact that at any moment during any of his podcast there a chance you hear sirens lol.

Just 1 hour? I’ll take it 😊

Thank you Lee

thanks for this,

I love lees giggling and you can tell he’s in space

Damn I love Joey, this guy has a set of life experiences most of us will never understand lol

Best story teller

The quality is SO consistent, I'm dying!!

Let’s goo. 1 hour of this at work as a part time slave like a DOCTAH

undercover having to answer yes when asked if he or she is a cop is a MYTH.

@YetiMan500

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt she say they gotta say yes or no? I thought well yeah he isnt gonne say only on wednesdays is he

@krooktype5891

4 жыл бұрын

Depending on the state

@jayrjrjayrjr822

4 жыл бұрын

@doc YEP, they are also allowed to lie during interrogations(FACT)

@dokholiday2524

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayrjrjayrjr822 yup

@dokholiday2524

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayrjrjayrjr822 I live in Los Angeles there; was a time undercover gang squads would drive around 3 , 4 deep in a denali or some shit like that pretending like they gangsters hitting people up with they fingers just itching. It was always obvious they were cops though; there were a couple incidents and the cops who were the agressors , in effect who riding. The ones that survuved didnt get in any trouble and the shootings were considered to be "clean". im not mentioning the which district, or the year but there were more than one incidents all over la county; wasnt thath long ago

The fact Joey was out for like 5 days and is here to build a career have a family and live a happy life is incredible. 🤘

I think I needed this...

Nothing like a few beers, a bowl, and uncle joey to cap off the night

“I picked up with whole thing and put it on my should like a body in Vietnam “ 😂😂

Thanks Uncle Joey!!!

This guy is a national treasure.

That siren though...had me doing all types of head movement in the car lol

i know where we will be for the next hour

More story time videos please this was awesome!

Love Joe Diaz man.. he a real one 💯👌🏽

Lmaoo "you make me wanna go back in time and start robbing people"😂😂

When Joey Takes A Sip Of Water 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hasn't been a week since the last episodes mule was kicked, and I'm already into the archives, much love to Joey, The christ killer, and all the church family, you beautiful savages.

I can listen to this genius of a fool, Diaz, all day. Some times his stories seem a bit over the top, but as a story teller and comedian, I let that slide. I cant get enough. Now let me snort this line right here. :)

@KapteinFruit

4 жыл бұрын

Diaz could start a story off with; In 1757 I met this Indian who had the most fire coke.... and Id be all in, listening.

@KapteinFruit

4 жыл бұрын

Also, I love Lee. He is such a god damn wholesome fuck. Id love having a homie like that.

Can’t cancel uncle Joey

Blessed be our sainted joey.

Love me some uncle Joey. Beat uncle anyone could ask for. So easy to see how Joe insintly became fast friends and took him on the road to help kick start his career.

Tom Segura does the best Joey impression