40K CHEATER Feels the WRATH of the Dice Gods! Hobby Girlfriend RUINS Role-Playing Campaign!
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"Non-binary girlfriend" falls to pieces under its own logical inconsistency immediately.
@lonedragon3261
19 күн бұрын
I guess a "girlfriend" would have to be a girl...
@NicholasVernem-GroovyNickyLee
19 күн бұрын
"Excuse me, please pay more attention to me because I'm extra special."
@mikeg5039
18 күн бұрын
Right? Lol more like “attentionwhore girlfriend”
Criss cross applesauce, sit indian style (sit with your legs crossed). Put your spoons in the bowl is put your hand in your lap and keep them to yourself.
@alfietippins6831
19 күн бұрын
Yo, I can’t speak for everyone from England, however in my part of England “sit Indian style” is as confusing as criss cross applesauce
@dfhellraiser4td
19 күн бұрын
@@alfietippins6831 legs crossed like a pretzel.
@toxinvenomcarnage2
19 күн бұрын
@alfietippins6831 for sure, I was just explaining what it was.
@Endme264
18 күн бұрын
In australia, we say be a good cunt
@ironbomb6753
18 күн бұрын
That's the stupidity "saying" I've heard in a long time. 😑
Dropping a whole army 9 inches away from Orks seems like a really, really bad idea.
Hey north, plus here. Crisscross apple sauce spoons in the bowl must be just an American thing. We tell it to little kids who cant sit still and keep their hands in to them selves (sit with your legs crossed (bowl) and keep your hands (spoons) in your lap. I’ve lived in four states and have heard it said in each state lol Edit: I also just want to say that your little side tangents are the best part of hobby nightmares so don’t listen to the others lol
@northernexile
19 күн бұрын
My brain melted.
@conkid4209
19 күн бұрын
It’s said in Canada to
@PlusTrack-yg4ym
19 күн бұрын
@@northernexile haha Im so sorry lol
@Backstabmacro
19 күн бұрын
@@northernexile best part of the video really, watching you lose your bananas over an Americanism is hysterical
Throwing a game for a young kid is a 100% CHAD move. Kid had fun, which means he’ll come back.
Oh dear as soon as i heard "non binary girlfriend" i immediately knew OP was in for a night.
"Crisscross apple sauce spoons in the bowl" hahaha
"2 Hobbits tall' 😂😂
American here. I don't remember anything about spoons, but I remember an episode of American Dad where Roger had a basketball move he called "Criss-cross Applesauce".
I have a trio of Warmahordes cyborg things with Not-Powerfists that I'm using for Techmarine Servitors. I've also got some G.I. Joe quad-mortars (forget the name) that I'm going to rivet up and use as Wyverns, to say nothing of my Orksprey-pattern Chinork that I made from a Not-Lego Osprey and plasticard (which will never see a tabletop thanks to Chinorks getting killed). My FLGS group has zero problem with this, and anybody outside of a Games Workshop shouldn't either.
@felipearias5622
17 күн бұрын
Real hobbyists don't make other hobbyists feel lesser for being creative and reaourceful.
That bit about asking directions reminds me of the first time i was going to Warhammer World. I wanted to make sure i was getting the right tram from the train station. Asked an old man there if it was the right direction for Lenton Lane, and how many stops. He told me "you need to get off by where Ritchies Telly Shop used to be. Where it 'used' to be. The most useless directions i've ever been given in my life.
@MattyRlufc
18 күн бұрын
There's a place in my town where if I'm ever giving directions I tell people it's "near to Charlie Brown's". Charlie Brown's was a car garage which closed in the 70s, long before I was even born. But that's what my dad's always said so now I know it as Charlie Brown's despite not even being alive when Charlie Brown's existed.
@CanuteDharma
18 күн бұрын
@@MattyRlufc is right- old habits and that, haha 👍
I scratch bash my stuff, make sure the bases are right and try to make them look close to the official models (my LGS is chill and I've no plans to go to tourneys) But c'mon, COASTERS?!
North laughs at pokemon but will realize his kid when grown will want to play games with him like that and want him to go with them to tournies
Northhhhhhh, I needed to see them drop pods! 😤 I was so engrossed lol. 😂😂 Great job bringing this entertainment as always mate.
Hobbits, the official unit of measurement for New Zealand.
Good man in the end story. It’s always nice to hear about people making kids days in the hobby. Hopefully the kid pays it forward one day.
I had the same problem with nightmare one, working with an intern at work I kept calling him/he by lady pronouns and only because they looked just like my little grown up cousin that I babysat, she looked exactly the same.
I swear some of these guys are just door mats the way they let people obviously walk all over them in game lol😅
When I was playing a tournament as a double empire army faction where my ally was empire as well they would always put me up against George and he knew to take bolt throwers with his high elf army and his ally was an undead and basically he shot up my empire knights on round 1 and did not get to do anything even took the ruby chalice which calls for if your unit takes a wound then all shots at it are a minus 2 to shoot at and minus 1 to hit in hand to hand combat so basically I wish I did not show up that day since I was going to lose anyways this was back when 5th edition of fantasy was around
Anyone know how i join the discord? Keeps saying its timed out
@northernexile
18 күн бұрын
New link every day :) In every new video
YA DON'T PLAY WIT DA BLUDDY COASTERS ON DA BLUDDY TABLE IN A BLUDDY GAMES WORKSHOP GAME! - Michael Caine (dictated, but not read)
Criss Cross Applesauce is funny, someone else covered what it means. My favorite American colloquialism is "Mad Minute" which in firearms culture is when everyone there shooting at the range fires as many rounds down range at the targets as they can for a whole minute.
@MattyRlufc
18 күн бұрын
The "Mad minute" comes from a 1909 British Rifle drill which required a rifleman to fire 15 rounds in 1 minute at a 48" target. That's one round every 4 seconds from a bolt action rifle. This was famously used at the Battle of Mons where the weight of fire from the BEF led to Germans reporting they were facing entire machine gun batteries.
@sincenobodyasked3123
18 күн бұрын
@@MattyRlufc that's cool and all but the brits are disarmed, its ours now.
What if in my world view, misgendering would be calling a man by female pronouns or a woman by male pronouns? Or... Lack thereof.
Couldn’t stop laughing when North talks about Only Fools and Horses show and the Pokémon impressionations while I was working. Well done North, I was easily amused. 😂
I disagree with your take on proxies north. A toy truck can be a wonderful base model for an ork trukk, I have 3 such trukks, 1 Bonebreaka and 1 kannonwagon myself, and I have properly converted and greebled so they look the part and are also wysiwyg. I much prefer my custom toybashed wagons than having the standard gw trukk that the vast majority of ork players use. Mine are unique looking as ork vehicles should look.
Re the pokemon story. *Warning. Ignore North's advice.* When olaying a game with children, do *not* - _under any circumstances_ "get your little Bulbasaur out"
@northern, you mean "Roberts your mother's brother"
Hi North, some constructive feedback from a fellow tea drinker - this idea of separating the pictures/videos that people send you and not showing them until the end of the week; it stinks. It brings a real sense of "missing out" to your daily uploads, breaks the flow of the story and actively ruins some of them if the pictures are relevant to the story like in this one.
@northernexile
17 күн бұрын
Fair. Next time the pictures relevant to a story will be shown with the story instead of saved :)
@elmo1234
16 күн бұрын
@@northernexile Cheers North. Have a good day.
Obey my dog
North is interesting 🤔 lol
“It doesn’t hurt me so I don’t care” is a dangerous attitude. I’m nonbinary, I wish to upend everything you previously thought was real and true. “This doesn’t hurt me physically, you do you!” This is weak and cowardly. Stand up for what is right BEFORE physical harm occurs.
@Naren25
17 күн бұрын
What do you mean?