We're not just doing this for money....! We're doing it for a shitload of money!

@siechamontillado

4 жыл бұрын

Words to live by.

@clarissacoppola1798

2 жыл бұрын

exactly

@AdamBladeTaylor

2 жыл бұрын

I have used that line so many times. It's classic.

“We ain’t found shit.” actor went on to be Tuvok in Star Trek: Voyager.

@ericmorang3903

4 жыл бұрын

Can you just imagine Tuvok saying that to Janeway? Mr. Tuvok, anything on sensors? We ain't found shit!

@gregwarden7120

3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea until just now that he is Tim Russ.

@michaelcampbell2892

2 жыл бұрын

That was Michael Winslow from police academy

@Kepler170

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, you wouldn't get away with half of the jokes they made win this movie

@GattToDaChoppa

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelcampbell2892 that was the guy who lost the bleeps, sweeps and creeps.

“I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes.” Don’t know how this wasn’t #1, but #2 is still good. Dark Helmet is my favorite part of this movie.

@ruthdeckman9781

4 жыл бұрын

That one is definitely number 1 to me!

@luiswiley372

3 жыл бұрын

Dude after ludicrous speed and he crashed....I laugh every single time

@Wizard4169

3 жыл бұрын

A line I occasionally find myself using in real life. Oh, well, "Keep firing, assholes!"

@jiganashi

3 жыл бұрын

That is cuz #2 is precisely what comes out of the asshole. I’ll see myself out.

@ef-5tornado495

3 жыл бұрын

That and “I am your father’s, brothers, nephews, cousins former roommate” are my favorites

"I bet she gives great helmet." One of those jokes that, when it made sense, I thought to myself "Oh geez, my parents let me watch this when i was 8?"

@nestermrcool

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised this movie was only rated PG especially since there were a few words that were questionable

@rkhound247

Жыл бұрын

They knew you wouldn't get it. 😆

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

Ай бұрын

​@@nestermrcool- It was the late 80s, and the PG-13 rating was still fairly new in 1987, and it wasn't used very much. It wasn't until the early-mid 90s the ratings board started using it more often. There are a few PG movies from the late 80s that contained the F-word (in a non-sexual context): Spaceballs, Beetlejuice, Big, and Caddyshack 2. All rated PG, all contained a single use of the F-word.. in a non-sexual context. They'd all be PG-13 nowadays. I kinda think Big would be closer to rated R, because there's still quite a bit of profanity.. even without the F-word. Kinda strong for a PG rating, even for 1988.

I can only imagine what it would be like to not have seen this movie and trying to order these scenes into a story.

@justinbowling6382

3 жыл бұрын

I think you can say this about pretty much any Mel Brooks movie.

@frozenfiredarknight3764

2 жыл бұрын

gud luck with that. lol

My husband saw some cosplayers back in January at a convention, one set was the stunt doubles and the other set were the ones who had the hair pick. It was a proud family moment

We need a new Spaceballs movie to fix the last trilogy in star wars franchise.

@scantopup2226

4 жыл бұрын

spaceballs is perfection, if they remade it or made a sequel it either wouldn't live up to the hype or would be infieror to the orignal

@scooterthefrog

3 жыл бұрын

Go watch spaceballs:the cartoon and you'll relize why we never need anymore spaceballs

@jack_db_1989

3 жыл бұрын

Rachel Garzone no, spaceballs 3: the search for spaceballs 2: the quest for more money

@deadlyfaster7347

3 жыл бұрын

Ha TRUE THAT

@Derf-sr4px

3 жыл бұрын

The sequel will have stylo ken

Spaceballs was one of my favorite films growing up . Even though many of the jokes went over my head then , I still belled laughed like crazy , this film is absolute genius .

@PurplePinkRed

4 жыл бұрын

Much like classic Simpsons! The jokes are so much funnier in adulthood 😂

@bojanlekic

4 жыл бұрын

You mean over your helmet

@AZ_YA_BISH

3 жыл бұрын

@@bojanlekic more like to the side

@williamhaggard451

3 жыл бұрын

Mel Brookes had to get on his knees to be Yogurt

@GattToDaChoppa

2 жыл бұрын

@@AZ_YA_BISH I'll always call you first! It'll never happen again! never, ever!

"I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks?" should've been on the list. Mel Brooks never fails to please!!

@Rebateman

3 жыл бұрын

I guess it would be 36

@david2869

2 жыл бұрын

He also missed: "Check please!" "No, he doesn't... DO it for me!" "Funny, she doesn't LOOK Druish!" "Hey! Stop lookin' up my can!" "I'll have the cleavage, er, the Special." "Room service! Room service!" "Nah, I was just clearing my throat." "Fooled you!" "YES! THAT!" "I'm my own best friend." "We are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, and out the door!" "Spaceballs: the flamethrower! The kids love this one." "Smoke if you got 'em!" "Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!" "Nah, nah, stupid! It's much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck!" "Wow! Liquid Schwartz!" "It sure ain't the Temple Beth Israel!" "That's my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!" "What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen?" "Now listen, you royal (whimper)... Highness." "Go past this, go past this part. In fact, never show this again!" "Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button." "Spaceball One has now become (bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom) Megamaid!" "Water my ass! Get this man some pepto bismol!" "Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!" "That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That sounds like something an idiot would have on his luggage!" "Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!" "To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium in the bonds of holy MOLY! Uh, matrimony." "Gimme that, you petty excuse for an officer!" "Come back, you fat bearded bitch!" "Ahh, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! Go!" "Spaceballs! Oh, shit. There goes the planet!" "Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six" "Six? What happened to Seven?" "Just kidding!" "Must go on, must go on, must go on. Who am I kiddin'?" and the best line he left out: "Keep firing, assholes!"

@nestermrcool

2 жыл бұрын

Come back with my pod, you fat bearded B****

"God willing we'll all meet again in Spaceballs II: The Search For More Money."

We ain't found shit! One of the best line deliveries of all time.

@jakass

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing helmet use the mic for Sanders and then cup his hand to yell at the troops was golden

@scantopup2226

2 жыл бұрын

george lucas searching for a new star wars property

@AdamBladeTaylor

2 жыл бұрын

And then he was hired to play Tuvok on Voyager, because clearly he showed his skills at being emotionless.

"Druish women are attracted to money and power."

@dusanradin5868

4 жыл бұрын

Aren't they all?

@Z_TC_BY

3 жыл бұрын

And i have both

@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970

3 жыл бұрын

Funny. She doesn’t look Druish

@mrsvm6221

3 жыл бұрын

@@Z_TC_BY and you know it

@sebastienholmes548

3 жыл бұрын

@@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 well she did have plastic surgery.

“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes....keep firing assholes!” -Dark Helmet

What’s the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken still gets me every time. The whole thing is a riot

@Othraerir

3 жыл бұрын

and then the way he says to prepare :)

@batgurrl

3 жыл бұрын

@@Othraerir lol

If I'm having an issue with my computer I sometimes say "Even in the future nothing works"

My very favorite dialogue: "When will then be now" "Soon"

The entire second wedding scene is comical.

@Snowytheowl76

4 жыл бұрын

Is the wedding from Spaceballs, Men in Tights, or The Princess Bride more memorable

@dusanradin5868

4 жыл бұрын

More like snoozefest to me....

Ive quoted this movie so many times in my life. If I tried I bet I could recite the entire movie 😂

@paulmorton4512

3 жыл бұрын

I teach electrical engineering and I use these quotes all the time.

Classic lines from Spaceballs You mean the whole movie

Lonestar: “Great! That’s just what we need! A Druish princess!” “Funny! She doesn’t look Druish!”

"What's the matter, Col Sanders? Chicken?" Favorite line! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I saw this movie when it came out in the 80s and it was good then, but now I feel like it would take on a whole new meaning with all the inuendos I never got as a child!

I like how the sign under the self-destruct button says "Don't push, unless you really, REALLY mean it."

John Candy says I'm a mog, half man and half dog. I'm my own best friend!!! Should have been listed. Great line. Funny, funny, funny.

this is how you make parody movies - a movie that works even if you havent seen the movies it parodies..

7:58 NO SIR!! I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN!!!

I love this movie so much. Although it makes me miss John Candy more.

@psistis80

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know who i miss more John Candy,Mel Brooks or Michael Winslow?

@superstarultra28

3 жыл бұрын

@@psistis80 Mel Brooks is still alive, dude.

@QueenGal9893

3 жыл бұрын

@@psistis80 Michael Winslow and Mel Brooks are still alive. Last I heard Mel was writing stuff for plays and I saw Michael doing a comical presentation of the weather on a British news show a few years ago.

Probably more than 35 classic lines in this movie. My favorite is......HOT....TO HOT....

"Thats why the evil will always triumph - because good is dumb!" 5:45

@AnkitSingh-pz2ju

2 жыл бұрын

Evil shall always triumph, be it Roland Emmerich be it Michael Bay :)

1:40 - I love how the only two troopers who are catapulted through the air just "happen" to be the only two who have enough room ...

Best prophetic statement: “even in the future nothing works”

The one dislike must have gotten their Schwartz twisted.

@falconplayz3420

3 жыл бұрын

The true Schwartz 😏😏

To list all "classic" lines you probably should upload the whole movie 😉

The whole movie is still funny even to this day.

"Who are you?" "Barf" "Not in here Mr, this is a Mercedes."

What a coincidence I watched Spaceballs yesterday on Netflix.

I have always loved how Brooks got Michael Winslow to play the radar guy. He's perfect with his ability to make his own sound effects.

Spaceballs is my number one favorite movie tied with deadpool.

@shilliojr

4 жыл бұрын

You like 4th wall breaking then aha?

@christianparrish6647

4 жыл бұрын

@@shilliojr I love fourth wall breaking humor

7:37 Tuvok? When did he quit the federation for this and why does he talk with so much emotion.

@yamigekusu

4 жыл бұрын

It's because he ain't found shit

The entire movie script is classic.

History will remember this movie in higher regard than it is now. Timeless classic

The desert scene with the combs will always be my favorite hahaha

One of my top 3 favorite movies. Mel Brooks is a genius. So many great lines I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate comb the desert Keep firing assholes! classic ^_^

@varunsrinidhi4747

3 жыл бұрын

Honorable mentions: That's not all he's lost What's the matter colonel Sanders....chicken Ah buckle this......Ludacris speed GO

@justinbowling6382

3 жыл бұрын

I said fire across her nose, not up it.

If I had a nickel for every time someone said to me "Funny, you don't look Drewish," I'd have five nickels!

@dusanradin5868

4 жыл бұрын

....and a punch in the balls!

@bananaeclipse3324

2 жыл бұрын

My dad and I watched this again the other day. He laughed his ass off at those drewish jokes (we are Jewish). Makes it 100x funnier, especially the noise job scene!

Two of my favorite lines: Skoorb: I can't made decisions, I'm a president. Skoorb: Well boys it is a lovely ship, I think you should go down with it.

Video: 35 Classic Lines From Spaceballs Me: there’s way more than that

"We ain't found shit!" Star Trek: "He seems perfect for an emotionless Vulcan! Hire that man!"

"HEY!!! Those are the guys who stole our uniforms!" "And they beat the shit out of us too!!"

One of the best Mel Brooks films ever.

I work in merchandising. "Where the real money from the movie is made" always gives me a chuckle.

I’m 24 and my aunt showed me and my brother this as kids and is still hilarious today. I quote it still all the time. My favorite is probably “Everybody got that?!!” Or “Out of order?!? Fuck, things in the future don’t even work!”

SNOTTY: "I'M SORRY SIR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A MICRO CONVERTER MALFUNCTION!"

@david2869

2 жыл бұрын

"Could be the interlocking system. Lock one, lock two, lock three, Loch Lomond!"

@redpyramid9697

Жыл бұрын

WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG?!

"Excuse me I'm trying to conduct a wedding which has nothing to do with love so please be quiet!"

For number 2 you missed the best part. "Keep firing assholes!" To think the guy went from ""combing the dessert" to playing Lt. Tuvok on Voyager.

“Classic lines from Spaceballs” So..........just pop in the dvd?

@styx53ocean

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much. The entire movie is comedy gold.

Mel Brooks said Rick Moranis’ inability to stop breaking out in Loud Laughter cost him a lot of money in Re-Takes.

@aggressiveattitudeera887

2 жыл бұрын

You couldn't very well blame him.

"The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over." Thank you for including that one.

What about, “Hey, I don’t have to put up with this! I’m rich!”

7:04 I bet there was a lot of laughter and bloopers at this part.

The bit at the end where John and Bill were in the dinner and Barfs tail went up the waitresses skirt was a big laugh when I was a kid. . . Mind of it's own! LoL

My favorite: Spaceballs the Flamethrower! The kids love this one!

"I can't make decisions! I'm a president!"

#17 - what every priest says when conducting an arranged marriage

“Hey do you think with all these new Star Wars movies they’ll finally make a new Space Balls?” -Trevor (The Good Place)

At 8:21 should have included after the absolutely "which is what you're about to become". Also one of my favorites is when the ship was self destructing and people were leaving in space pods and the bearded lady takes the one Dark Helmet was going to take he says "Get back here you bearded bi*ch".

They caught the guy who punched Rick Moranis in NYC!

Most of Mel Brooks comedies couldnt be made today.

@styx53ocean

3 жыл бұрын

IKR! Can you imagine trying to remake Blazing Saddles in this day and age?? No way!

3:00 lol he startin to laugh while saying it . love this film all his films are hilarious

Missed out : "who are you?" "Barf!" "Not in here Mr. This is a Mercedes!"

What about "Water my ass! Bring this guy some Peptol Bismol!"

5:56 the only F-bomb in the movie

On this ship you are to refer to me as idiot and not you captain.

Ready Kafka, should've been higher!

Top Al Pacino on screen meltdowns, such as when Michael Corleone argued with Kay about her leaving him and taking the kids in Godfather 2.

the scene where he goes "prepare for Metamorphosis." and Rick Moranis say, "Ready Kafka. that's hilarious. He's referring to Franz Kafka, who wrote the literary short piece "Metamorphosis," which is about a young man who literally turns into a human cockroach.

@user-jg3qj2iw3y

3 ай бұрын

Took me about 25 years before I finally understood that joke. 😆

Fun fact the guy who said “we ain’t found sh!t” would later play Tuvok on Star Trek Voyager.

"Even in the future nothing works".....30 years later that statement is still true

Brooks got 3 people to make minor cameos in this movie (John Hurt reprised his famous scene from Alien with the alien bursting through his chest, the two blonde twins from the Doublemint gum commercials), but i think he missed one more great one. When they're trying to track the runaway princess, and Sandurz and Dark Helmet go off camera and they have the "you call this a radar? No, that's Mr. Coffee" line. Helmet says "Yes, i always have coffee when i watch radar". Brooks should well have had Gary Burghoff, best known as Radar O'Reilly from the iconic show MASH, walk from off camera. That could have been another 4th wall break.

Loved this video. Greatest movie ever!!!!

0:29 Modern Day Americans in a nutshell

@Devo57

4 жыл бұрын

*MasKarens

@3:57 was this scripted where Rick Moranis nudges George Wyner out of of the way of the camera and the look on his face when he sees it move in

still a better movie than disneys version

better than the sequel trilogy

The amount of 4th Wall Breaking is fucking crazy! I think I know where Deadpool 1 & 2 got its 4th Wall Breaking influence.

@lifeofvadim

3 жыл бұрын

Not quite, Deadpool and She-Hilulk can fourth wall break in the comics too.

One of my favorites: “ Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a…[pause]…Winnebago.”

Hahahahaha Loved it. Haven't seen this in years. Good choice.

My favourite line will always be the "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders....chicken?" XD

How were they even able to get this filmed. I would have fallen over laughing just trying to read my lines.

How can you not have "You call this af radar?" "No! we call it Mr. coffee" It's by far one of the best lines

This film is still a classic

"I'm a mog, half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend"

Cool intro!

Really every line on this movie is classical line

I saw this when it played in theaters in the 80's, as far as I'm concerned it's Mel Brooks' last great movie (with the possible exception of the remake of The Producers). It had John Candy, Joan Rivers, etc. And I loved that they got John Hurt to recreate his scene in "Alien" ("Oh God, not again!"). And the alien going Michigan J. Frog? Classic. I need to see this film again!

2:41 Dark Helmt just explained The Force

One of the best parodies ever! And I like Star War - of course the first ones. It's a pity that there is a franchise, we could very well do without it.

Masterpiece

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb😁

I hear that they’re laughing 5:04

0:15 Enter Kylo Ren.