I am disappointed they didn't include: "I see you schwartz is as big as mine. Let us see how you... handle it."

@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824

5 жыл бұрын

When nigga that shit is retarded they were saying Schwarz as in Black to mean Penis when Schwanz clearly the German for Penis

@tasel5791

4 жыл бұрын

@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 they said schwords. Schwert = Sword

@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824

4 жыл бұрын

@@tasel5791 They were revealed later to have said Schwarz meaning Black and not Schwanz meaning Penis. Look it up. They explain it. Doiiiiiiiii ! Take German for goddamn sakes !

@luftwaffle4327

4 жыл бұрын

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

@retluoc

4 жыл бұрын

They also didn't include "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

@dodgersdoon1130

8 жыл бұрын

great qoute

@ChristianFrates1997

6 жыл бұрын

His name is Colonel Sandurz.

@Rgoid

6 жыл бұрын

(Squeaky voice) Prepare ship . . . (Normal voice) Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed!

@SteeringWheelOperator

5 жыл бұрын

"Give me that you petty excuse for an officer!"

@bolch88bb8

5 жыл бұрын

Dies every time lolol

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

@indy1284

8 жыл бұрын

+Bass and Treble 66 In other words, I am your cousin's roommate

@a.d.c.3553

8 жыл бұрын

+Bass and Treble 66 What does that make us?

@jaygnome6883

8 жыл бұрын

+Cox Media ABSILOUTLY NOTHING

@cameronjr8

8 жыл бұрын

+Papa Franku's Black Flame 100% nothing

@alejandroelluxray5298

5 жыл бұрын

@@jaygnome6883 which is what you're about to become

"Spaceballs! -Oh Shit, There goes the planet."

@presidentsnow7315

4 жыл бұрын

....best line

@ladyfire44

4 жыл бұрын

Winnebago?! Lonestar. LONESTAR!!!

@Perich29

11 күн бұрын

the other alternative is you find the shrinking machine that Dark Helmet is hiding and shrink the ship.

That Asshole joke was the best in my opinion.

@warbunny13203

4 жыл бұрын

YO!!!😁😁🤣🤣🙃🙃🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

@silvershadow9967

4 жыл бұрын

warbunny13203 Dark Helmet: I knew it I’m surrounded by assholes *pulls mask down* _Keep firing Assholes_

@MoonlightBelladonna

4 жыл бұрын

That part always makes me laugh.

@rayebitsoie1885

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Kelleher that one guy who doesn’t stand up makes it even twice as funny😂😂

@bomberex7809

4 жыл бұрын

yeah Major Asshole gets me every time

The scene where Dark Helmet is playing with his dolls is definitely the funniest scene in the movie. Rick Moranis improvised the entire scene, including the dialogue.

@TheGoowolf

7 жыл бұрын

what about when he killed the director and pointed to the protagonist and said "he did it"

@Postghost

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGoowolf Not really a scene now, was it? It was 2 seconds.

@TheGoowolf

5 жыл бұрын

@@Postghost it's part of the fight scene

@ham4fun

4 жыл бұрын

the A-hole scene was my favorite.

@diegoandrade467

4 жыл бұрын

This is how George Lucas made the prequels

The genius of Rick Moranis is that he may look like a scrawny little weakling, but everyone onscreen treats him like the most intimidating villain ever, as if nobody knows it except the audience. But Rick acts like such a boss the whole movie that after a while you start to believe it!

@joshuahudson2170

2 жыл бұрын

The scrawny general is more dangerous than the most buff private.

@andrewsung3965

Жыл бұрын

The starscream to the real darth vader.

@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin

Жыл бұрын

It also helps that like 90% of his career was playing super timid guys, so him playing an aggressive character just throws you through a total loop.

“Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.” -Dark Helmet

@zacg8975

11 ай бұрын

Yeah right you short idiot 😆

@Edgar_sin

5 ай бұрын

Disney disagrees lol

@someguy1747

Ай бұрын

And So that is how the Sequel Trilogy came to be...

Better villain than Kylo.

@realifeHD

8 жыл бұрын

lmao true

@jaygnome6883

8 жыл бұрын

Kylo is like "kill the village of innocents" dark helmet is like "KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES"

@avrorik369

7 жыл бұрын

Better Star Wars movie than Episode 7.

@UnchainedEruption

7 жыл бұрын

avrorik369 It actually is. It was clever and insightful, if a bit crude. It didn't pander. It wasn't a tool of cultural Marxists.

@gordonfreeman8109

7 жыл бұрын

+Karl Hiramanek "It wasn't a tool of cultural Marxsts." Are you kidding me...

"That is the STUPIDEST combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an IDIOT would have on his luggage!"

@johntracy72

8 жыл бұрын

Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

@abystrous

7 жыл бұрын

Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure! And change the combination on my luggage.

@Rgoid

6 жыл бұрын

john tracy Skroob is an idiot! Skroob is an idiot!

@Frosty-oj6hw

5 жыл бұрын

One two three four five!

@timothyvanhoeck233

16 күн бұрын

And then they find out Scroob has precisely that as the combination on his luggage. Naturally, they're horrified 😂

Did anyone notice at 2:25 the "hovering" vehicle is really on a piece of mirror to give that effect? Look at the sides, you can see a line where it ends.

@redrocketrider

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Doob I mean, that's pretty creative

@celivalg

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the special effects are completely visible makes the movie even more hilarious

@spacecorpse3212

4 жыл бұрын

huh never noticed that

@diobrando666

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jgon12

4 жыл бұрын

Well it work because I didn't noticed till I saw this comment lol.

I'm still waiting for Space Balls 2: The Quest for more Money

@andyadams420

3 жыл бұрын

Me too or Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2..or Spaceballs Plus..or whatever they want to call it!

@Eshtian

2 жыл бұрын

@@andyadams420 neh some one else already came up with the perfect name Spaceballs 3: the search for part 2

@EvetheFurry

2 жыл бұрын

If dumb and dumber can do it, then so can spaceballs

@webguy943

2 жыл бұрын

@@andyadams420 spaceballs 3 would be perfect cuz it’s been so long so they would have to jump the timeline n they would be like so where did spaceballs 2 go? 🤣

@savagetv6460

2 жыл бұрын

But John candy is dead so it wouldn't be the same

“I’ve lost the creeps, the sweeps, and the bleeps.” “That’s not all he’s lost.”

The whole "When will then be now?" gag is the funniest scene in the entire film.

@craiglopresto3322

3 жыл бұрын

SOON!

I bet she gives good helmet lol

@grandadmiralthrawn5517

5 жыл бұрын

*Great helmet

@raykersey2122

4 жыл бұрын

*shudders

@captainrobots1

4 жыл бұрын

How deep can she go?

@tormato3120

4 жыл бұрын

I finally understand that quote

Vader needs his mask to breathe, meanwhile Helmet's mask makes it hard for him to breathe.

@alphathorsten5045

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@ainsleyharriot6060

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@sleep170

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@guiladislau

2 жыл бұрын

He cold save others from dying... But not himself

@homuraakemi103

Жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?

It's safe to say that Dark Helmet is the best character in the WHOLE movie? XD(I like all the others,but DH might as well be my fave.)

@novix9032

9 жыл бұрын

Same X3

@scotchancestry9103

4 жыл бұрын

True RM is an underrared comoc genius 😎

@KrytenMark

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I enjoy all the characters, especially Barf and Colonel Sanders. But Dark Helmet will always be my personal favourite character overall. :)

"My brains! Are going into my feet"

@connormulholland3441

8 жыл бұрын

"Shit. I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted."

@zachattack8750

8 жыл бұрын

"Keep firing assholes"

@AndrewChapman

7 жыл бұрын

"What? You went over my helmet?"

@troyannis1420

7 жыл бұрын

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes."

@GameAndMusicNerd

6 жыл бұрын

bullshit! just stop this thing! I order you! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

"So lone star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb" Quote of the year

@cheeseisjar3058

4 жыл бұрын

Wyatt Core that’s my favorite quote ever

@someguy1747

Ай бұрын

That sums up the beginning of the Sequrl Trilogy, to be honest.

"What are you preparing? You're always preparing! Just go!"

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!" That part made me laugh so hard I love this man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@randywoodworth5990

4 жыл бұрын

Who made that man a Gunner?!

@ladyfire44

4 жыл бұрын

I did, sir. He's my cousin!

@randywoodworth5990

4 жыл бұрын

@@ladyfire44 What?! You went over my helmet?!

@RicoLen1

2 жыл бұрын

"Keep firing, assholes!"

@Joseph_Leroy

2 жыл бұрын

One of them didn't stand up lmao

2:00 Love Colonel Sanders reaction: Why did he putt his hand on me, ohh the camera.

@guilhermemarinho9861

4 жыл бұрын

And then the camera hit DH. Best scene

@protoborg

4 жыл бұрын

That was actually a real reaction as Sanders was supposed to be further out of the shot by then.

All Dark Helmet quotes are the greatest!

@slivorywings2821

3 жыл бұрын

I know this comment is three years old but I find lord helmet to be the best thing in this movie

23 people use 1-2-3-4-5 as a combination on their luggage.

@cameronjr8

7 жыл бұрын

How about Password is "Password"

@williamweatherley8837

7 жыл бұрын

12345 ofor a cobnos is for noobs

@DASCO2136

7 жыл бұрын

23 people are surrounded by assholes

@skarletexorcism9170

4 жыл бұрын

Make that 24 people... I am an idiot, but it's so stupid that I figure no one would guess it!

@Damariobros

3 жыл бұрын

Make that 231 people.

4:32 this is disturbingly true

@xxRamD3yruxx

9 жыл бұрын

227someguy and 4:42

@yeetusdeleetus650

5 жыл бұрын

Now that’s my yearbook quote

@picklestheomnipotent4535

4 жыл бұрын

The tangle or the evil?

@yeetusdeleetus650

4 жыл бұрын

@@shawnsuckstm3353 ok :)

@227someguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@6ixsidemafia789 What?

“He said comb the desert..we’re combing the desert”

@terryhien6709

4 жыл бұрын

"You guys found anything yet" "We ain't found shit"

@ladyfire44

4 жыл бұрын

Come back, you fat bearded bitch!!!!

I love that saying “father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate” could reasonably be shortened to “cousin’s former roommate,” depending on how many brother’s the father has: one brother means that Lone Star or one of his brothers is the aforementioned nephew, meaning his “father’s brother’s nephew’s cousins” is just… his cousin😂👍🏻 Also, I’m sad they didn’t add in combing the desert. That scene makes me giddy😂😂

@Ssj2590

2 жыл бұрын

Technically your uncle's nephew could be his brother/sister in laws child therefore having no relationship to you what so ever

@emperornapoleon6204

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ssj2590 I never said that possibility was precluded. I just noted how it could be as simple as what I put, and if we think about the movie and how over-the-top it was aiming for, I like to think that’s what they were trying to do.

@bananaeclipse3324

2 жыл бұрын

if dark helmet knows that he is lone stars cousins former room mate, that would mean that he knew a small bit of lone stars past (aka how he was a prince). Thus the whole time Dark Helmet was just trying to help Lone Star!

@marksebree5218

2 жыл бұрын

Here is the thing. That could also reduce to Lone Star's former roommate, or his brother's for that matter. The father can have more than one brother, and the son of the second brother would be the nephew of the first brother, who would be in turn the cousin to Lone Star and any brother he has.

2:01 I love that little tap that he gives Colonel Sanders to move out of the way for his close up.

God I love Rick Moranis.

@KrautGoesWild

8 жыл бұрын

+Arthur Richard I met him in Las Vegas once! I stand 6 feet and 4 inches but he made me look like Kenny Baker!

@connormulholland3441

8 жыл бұрын

+scotthebruce2 "So Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

@laurenmeyer8410

8 жыл бұрын

he is amazing

@GenuinelyUniqueGents

6 жыл бұрын

I knew it, I'm surrounded by Moranis.

I love his desert helmet lol

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

A pith helmet, Dark Lord of the Pith.

@dhararry7929

2 жыл бұрын

Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

"Did you see anything!!?" "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!!" "Good!" Hahahaha!!!

"Fuck even in the future nothing works.." 😂😂😂

I can't imagine anyone else playing this role. Rick Moranis is so great!

Please come out of retirement Rick, we need you for "the quest for more money"!!

@icanliveforever1243

8 жыл бұрын

+Da40kOrks he's not retired, he just doesn't know how to change his Wikipedia page

A Timeless classic! This movie never gets old.

"Why dont we take a five minute break? Smoke if you got 'em."

I swear, this film has better humour and plot than the entire sequel trilogy of star wars!

@supermaximglitchy1

2 жыл бұрын

the sequel trilogy didn’t have any

What about Barf? He had some funny quotes. “I’m a mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend”.

@ShotHappens2007

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m my own best friend” is one of the truest quotes in the movie

@TheBanishedWind

2 жыл бұрын

RIP John Candy

This should be renamed “Spaceballs: The best Lord Helmet Lines”

0:46 The one guy on the left, looking over the sea of Assholes. 2:09 The camera smacks Dark Helmet's helmet. 3:32 When your mom walks in your room without knocking.

Ah yes, the good ol days when you could get top 25 great quotes from one character in a single film

There's only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry!

@HHock_

8 жыл бұрын

lonestar!!!!!!!!!

@killian9314

4 жыл бұрын

i've always wondered if that's a sexual joke of some sort.

@prince-solomon

3 жыл бұрын

@@killian9314 isn´t that an award for a bad film, like an anti-oscar ?

@Perich29

11 күн бұрын

Dr. Hendrickson gave you raspberry after he fired you over the Shrink ray machine in Las Vegas.

Seymour sure got evil after Little Shop of Horrors...

@Chrismasfish

8 жыл бұрын

Well he did almost get eaten by a giant plant, and his girlfriend was nearly killed by a psycho dentist. So, can you blame him?

@wibli

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry Dacta!

@mr.mememan636

4 жыл бұрын

I really thought he would settle down as a Ghostbuster. I guess he just lost it after the new crew

2:02 Has anyone else noticed how colonel sanders realizes the camera is moving in to show dark helmets speech so he gets out of the way

@scootergeorge7089

2 жыл бұрын

no

Brilliant. - I only just got the Colnel Sanders Chicken joke. When I watched this as a kid, we didnt have KFC in the UK and had never heard of colonel sanders. Not seen the films in years so this is the first time its registered.

@charlescameron6017

3 жыл бұрын

Pay attention to the scene in Goldfinger when they shift the action to Kentucky; Felix Leiter is at a Kentucky Fried Chicken stand.

"I see my schwartz is as big as yours...."

Dark Helmet > Kylo Ren

@MzuMzu-nx1em

4 жыл бұрын

You would star wars is boring as fu#k

@JohnSmith-fq3rg

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he wins by default

@ValJedi

2 жыл бұрын

i can perfectly picture Adam Driver playing dolls when hes alone XDD

They forgot we ain't found shit !!!

@lorddumb21

2 жыл бұрын

its not dark helmet's quote tho

@Perich29

11 күн бұрын

It was Tuvok the crew member of Star ship Voyager.

2:49 me under my mask XD

I miss Rick Moranis. He is a fantastic actor. Too bad he retired years ago

@jasonvoorhees6152

Жыл бұрын

He's gone back to acting.

@Lutherstrode17492

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonvoorhees6152 we need a Spaceballs 2 immediately

YOGURT! YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT,EVEN WITH STRAWBERRIES!

"I'm surrounded by assholes."

@connormulholland3441

8 жыл бұрын

"I can't breathe in this thing!"

@VMIFerrari

8 жыл бұрын

+madcat789 All except that one guy on the left...

@dodgersdoon1130

8 жыл бұрын

+connor mulholland what about 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. so the combination to the air shield is 1 2 3 4 5. that's the stupidest combination I ever heard of. that's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage

@scorchx3000

8 жыл бұрын

+madcat789 Well, you are in the youtube comment section. XD

@nirvanabecerra

8 жыл бұрын

+madcat789 same. i love him...

For all those people arguing whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better clearly have never seen Space Balls

@reddeath5791

4 жыл бұрын

Shuhrat Kessikbayev they don’t have big enough space balls to see it

@peteresoe4489

3 жыл бұрын

@@reddeath5791 nice one

@dhararry7929

2 жыл бұрын

That's a stupid comparison to make. One's a movie trilogy and one's a tv show.

@1:24 classic Moranis facial expressions 👌🏽 "smoke if you got em" 😆 I've been watching Spaceballs since it's debut when I was 6 and it's a movie I watch several times a year including all of Rick's other great works from Little Shop of Horrors, Ghostbusters, and Honey I shrunk the Kids. I truly hope that Spaceballs 2 gets produced and green lit. 🙏🏼 ✨

2:02 the look the general gives to the camera...fucking gold

Pretty sure you missed "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"

"I'm surrounded by Assholes!" "The way he's running things it won't even last a 100."

@ladyfire44

4 жыл бұрын

Now hear this, Ludicrous Speed!

Now Disney has created a villain less intimidating than Dark Helmet!

@ImTalkingWithYou

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Dark Helmet is the most intimidating villian

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

They were clearly inspired by Spaceballs and paid homage to it.

@dhararry7929

2 жыл бұрын

Who?

@seancollett6

2 жыл бұрын

@@dhararry7929 Kylo

@spiceboyog9083

2 жыл бұрын

It kinda would make more sense to have darth helmet replace Reva in Kenobi sense he would be a smaller darth vader which would make sense why he’s obsessed with Kenobi.

Honestly, "What's that make us?" "Absolutely nothing!" is such a cool line

Dark Helmet’s tie always cracks me up.

Dark Helmet's voice in Spaceballs sounds just about the same as David Prowse's voice of Darth Vader. I get that Spaceballs wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but it's funny how Dark Helmet's voice is similar to David Prowse's voice of Darth Vader.

0:48 Story of my life

3:39 give em sum *SUCC*

3:01 "...From your planet, to ourrrrrrsssss" 😂

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!" LOL

4:52 best quote in the movie.

“I am your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate”. will AGo down in history as one of the greatest lines 😂

loved this movie ..what a beautiful classic..

I actually forgot that black helmet survived

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb" -ghandi

“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former room mate.” “What’s that make us?” “Absolutely nothing, which is what you’re about to become.” Saw the movie 10 years ago and Ive never heard somebody absolutely destroy somebody with words to that extent since. Absolute perfection.

@scootergeorge7089

2 жыл бұрын

I put that among the top 10 quotes from the movie along with "Your Schwartz is as large as mine" which PanAdidas inexplicably left out.

"Even in the future, nothing works!" - that line was so funny, I had to pause the video!

@Mundwasser

3 жыл бұрын

It was funny then because tech from 2001 wasn't invented yet but even now it's hilarious because still... No technology of the future even dares to work properly.

look! it's Kylo Ren!

@carultch

8 жыл бұрын

+opsimathics No. It's what Darth Vader sounds like without James Earl Jones doing his voice.

@subjectdelta4758

7 жыл бұрын

It's Kylo ren trying to be Dark Vader

@angbandsbane

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, Ren *wishes* he was as dignified and intimidating as Dark Helmet.

@shis1988

6 жыл бұрын

You have just insulted Dark Helmet and his intimidation cred by comparing him to that little bitch.

@bradleydalton7563

6 жыл бұрын

You guys do realize Kylo Ren is a good character, right?

His desert attire is the best

I wish they made a prequel movie on how Dark Helmet went from being Lone Star’s cousin’s room-mate, to Dark Helmet.

This movie is quite simply a work of genius.

"I knew it! I was surrounded by assholes! Keep firing assholes!" This killed me XD

I’m so glad I was born in time to catch all these classics 😂👌🏾

I like that when Dark Helmet puts his vizir down, he speaks with a bad Jamaican accent.

So let me see if I've got this right. Kylo Ren is a parody of Dark Helmet, who in turn was a parody of Darth Vader?

You forgot to include Dark Helmet's comment on Lonestar dodging his ring blasts "Impressive. Too bad this isn't the wide world of sports!".

When I watched this movie for the first tjme I was laughing my ass off throughout the whole movie especially with those lines 'I Knew It I'm surrounded by Assholes' and 'You have the ring and I see your Schwartz is as big as Mine'.

0:10 Karens in Walmart

omg never noticed 0:57

3:48 lmao

4:34 it hard to pick a favorite, but that’s probably my favorite. 😂

"Even in the future nothing works!" He's not wrong...

So now you see, evil will always triumph, because good is DUMB

0:49 my life in a nut shell

When you realize years later that Lord Helmet’s name is also a euphemism and his tie and cape buttons form a Johnson.

fucking Moranis is hilarious i wish he never retired

Dark Helmet probably has the second best entrance I've seen, only topped by Vyvyan's in the first episode of The Young Ones.

3:42 "I didn't see you playing with your dolls again." Sounds like he did..

@protoborg

4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations. You managed to completely miss the joke.

“ I bet she gives great helmet “ 😂🤣

I love that "subtle" nudge at 2:02 xD

Aghh , I bet she gives great helmet

"I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes" is one of my favorite lines ever topped only by "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork how have you been" 😂

A villain no matter how evil must have a quirky personality and entertaining to watch.

One of the greatest movies of all time. I love it when you quote it in your videos.

This is the only part of Star Wars I like. 😎