#1 Japanese comedian

@MicheleMcAdoo

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂you saying Tom is big in Japan ??

@AppleMonster93

3 ай бұрын

No, he's stated later content which Tom used, explaining that he often gets misinterpreted as Japanese because of his surname 👍🏼

@stephencovert2467

3 ай бұрын

This comment is so under appreciated...

@xXxJSCOTTxXx

2 ай бұрын

SMiiiIIITTThhh??? SMiiiIIITTThhh!!! 🇯🇵 🍣🌏🚄🌊😉

@johnhurtme

2 ай бұрын

​@@MicheleMcAdooHis grandfather or great grandfather was Japanese

This is not only Tom's best special but one of the best ever

@bryanergau6682

2 ай бұрын

Check out Big Jay Oakerson - Webster Hall

@curtismcdonald6838

2 ай бұрын

That dude is right about Oakerson @ Webster Hall. Funny stuff, but this special, though good, isn’t really all that great. Almost the entire special is Tom talking about TV shows he watches. You or I could do that….just stand up on stage and comment on what we saw as we flipped channels the night before. The First 48, Steven Segal, Scared Straight. You gotta admit, writing jokes about TV shows is low-hanging fruit and Tom spent a large amount of time doing just that in this special. Still, I do enjoy watching The People’s Mayor every now and again to remind myself that he really is funny.

@user-ce9qs9rg5y

9 күн бұрын

I think this is the only good show, all his other ones are not funny

2 people asked for a lawyer... cops were like FUCK!!!

@user-wi8nc9wo3x

3 ай бұрын

That's my favorite part. Especially when they get so mad they have to make a comment, like "that says a lot". They try to act like it doesn't bother them. But it does. And it's extra good when they traveled far for that. Of course, I'm sure they're getting OT for that trip so there's that.

@bullschitt3666

11 күн бұрын

When that guy killed Tony the Tiger it was worse than that dentist that killed the lion.

I love the old Tom specials!

@dabiff6587

2 ай бұрын

fat tom was so much more fun

To this day I quote Cricket too much at work. 😂

That is what smoking rocks is like 😂

So, I’m listening to this while grocery shopping and ppl are starting to stare because I bust out laughing every couple minutes 😂Lol 😂😂😂

Best part...."I mean yeah". Haha

Tom Segura is the Peruvian version of Hannibal Buress. Random asf

Screw haters Tom is a beast. So many dumbasses clicked on this video just to hate. Ima stick around and laugh 🤙

@JohnQuickWick

3 ай бұрын

I clicked to remember the better days when he wasn't a rich pompous fitness instructor.

@waynemyers2469

3 ай бұрын

Hey, man, you got us all wrong, man, I didn't click on this video just to hate, I ALREADY thought he was an uninspired, crass opportunist who has profited by appealing to the lowest common denominator and acting as the "canary-in-the-coal-mine" alerting us to the impending death of comedy...that's all, man. (Incidentally, I don't hear you laughing...easier said than done, huh?)

@kellycarroll2281

2 ай бұрын

Right if ya hate it, real simple, Don fuc@ing watch it. Problem a solved!

@SetiSupreme

2 ай бұрын

​@@JohnQuickWickWhat the hell!? He's always been awesome. Don't know where this hate is coming. Him being a bit of a dick sometimes just adds to his charisma.

@SINQUEFIELD83

2 ай бұрын

Yeah it's not weird at all that you are watching Tom Segura clips and telling fans why you hate him. Completely normal​@@waynemyers2469

So apparently Tom's uber driver was Keith Richards

@MicheleMcAdoo

3 ай бұрын

😅😅

@tywightman

3 ай бұрын

😢😢

@tywightman

3 ай бұрын

😢😢

@tywightman

3 ай бұрын

😢😢

I'd much rather comedians get rich, than some insta model or trash youtube streamer. Tom buying Bert that tea cup was the funniest thing I've seen someone with money do! 😂😂

@ADetailedHouse

Ай бұрын

Agreed!

Ohhhhhhhhhh lawwwwwwd, I already have issues with hotel curtains because I know they are not cleaned as often. Now I have to think about them balls, hahahhaha😂😂😂😂

@jimmynovak7913

3 ай бұрын

If you only knew what I leave for ya. 😈

@Jay-xz6rw

3 ай бұрын

@@jimmynovak7913 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@eduardos7076

3 ай бұрын

​@@jimmynovak7913 That you Tom? 😂

@kalevala29

3 ай бұрын

people go to hotels to engage in coprophilia.🤮

That noise was the perfect description for the feeling of crack. 😮💨

@user-bo7nm8ek6e

Ай бұрын

Owwwwwwwww weeeee

@crushingbelial

24 күн бұрын

​@@user-bo7nm8ek6esums up Mr poopybutthole well

Tom is still funny. His most recent special is my favorite.

@nikkilamberti2215

3 ай бұрын

Same! I almost pissed my pants 1st time I watched it 🤣🙌

@watchreport

Ай бұрын

@@nikkilamberti2215I may have watched the latest special Sledgehammer more than this one. I love it! The whole thing with his mom and edibles had me crying.

Great skit. Love to see him do a new standup. The blind date podcast is.funny.

Lots of The First 48 was filmed in Tulsa, but the city realized how bad it was making the community look and revoked their permission to film with Tulsa Police Department

@acedealien8136

2 ай бұрын

They gave a woman who murdered the guy she was seeing to rob him. Gave her 10 years despite witness, texts, video. Shit is a joke I want equal rights

I just heard of Tom yesterday. And I’ve been laughing my ass off ever since.

He's probably getting pretty close to that jet lol

“I have everything…” cannot stop cracking up at that bit

Idk why, but "What about Jim? He wears a blazer," is fucking gold! 🤣🤣🤣

@ktulu92ponce14

Ай бұрын

Jim too..😂

I just love your comedy thumbs up

Yall hating so hard in the comments. Hes always been funny. Yall just jealous he went from fat to famous. Grow up

@jmh4ggg

2 ай бұрын

It's wild to see that people actually think this is funny.

6:59 - He brought out a Black man from deep within his soul.

I smoked rocks once for four years lmao. His interpretation is spot on. I’m dying. I remember a friend tryingjit, and he exhaled the first hit eyes lit up and said I found my nee favorite drug. No! No! No! Listen bro you just smoked cracked and praised that’s not a good sign

@michaelgordon1613

3 ай бұрын

A “friend” 😂

@CooperMarketingUnlimited

3 ай бұрын

Dude isn't wrong, though. That ish makes you feel like your brain is having an orgasm. 😂

@asdaasdad9284

3 ай бұрын

It seems like you were on crack while you were writing this comment

@roadlesstraveled34

3 ай бұрын

I would LOVE to be one of those hoity toity people that could talk down my nose at you in a British accent but I do get it. About fetty, not hard, but I do get it.

@annaliese24

3 ай бұрын

Why do people do this when they know they can get so addicted and sick and end up losing everything for their next hit, living in an alley barely able to stand up, covered in sores with no hope ? Seriously, I'm seriously asking. Does everyone think "oh that can't happen to me"??

the first 48 segment 😭😭 i’m so dead the accuracy

❤ what would i do without comedy thanks 🙏

the non-retarded Bert Kreischer

He will always be funny!!!

The whole time he was talking about Stevel Seagal, I was thinking of Jason Segel and very confused.

This Asian kid might have what it takes

This look of Tom, is my type.

I think I've got to try crack thanks to this guy!!! Ooooohhhhhwwweeeeee!!!

The video of him trying to dunk a basketball is the funniest thing he’s ever done. Hilarious 😮

@MSG685

3 ай бұрын

It definitely changed his like dramatically for the better

@basedjj93

3 ай бұрын

Idk that dancing video was hilarious 😂😂

@leonardrhodes1958

3 ай бұрын

He got hurt doing that too.

First time watching Tom... I think he's Hilarious and I rarely think very many people sre... Way to go Tom! 👍👍❤️🤣 george 😎🤿🦈🦑🇺🇸 TEXAS

Thw Hope Diamond 💎 😂

34 years in this video....

Funny

That bit with Chris Singleton was pretty funny. I was wondering if we were going to see John Stamos at the end of the song. Well played.

Driver story is 💯 I’m sure of it😂

People in the comments are weird. Tom is the funniest guy - period.

@waynemyers2469

3 ай бұрын

Dude, YOU'RE in the comments!

@DanMattsson

3 ай бұрын

@@waynemyers2469 Yeah, I'm weird too

@waynemyers2469

3 ай бұрын

@@DanMattsson (Just between you and me, I'm weird too.)

Tommy boiiii 😂

thanks this will work the next time i want to waste 30 minutes

It's a word. Fun to do as well. Relax.

Yeah. Jim too.

He’s still one of the funniest. If you gotta hate, you could always be a Karen at Walmart.

@gaulstonedog4633

2 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂😂😂

Good stuff though 😂😂😂😂

When u go to a hotel room, there's a real world chance ull get Tom Seguras ball sweat on your hands

This version of Tom looks like the accordion player for the Congos. Go watch the music video come with me now and tell me I'm wrong

I think what he meant by freak out is like if youre watching a movie and youre excited/wondering what comes next

That lawyer shit kills me on the first 48, why why why. Be educated about the law if u plan on braking it

@judyfrancis4515

3 ай бұрын

"breaking". You can't "brake" the law - just your car.

@einundsiebenziger5488

3 ай бұрын

...why,* why,* why?*

@user-gm4mp6cn9o

3 ай бұрын

​@@einundsiebenziger5488that's incorrect actually 😂 it's like an idiom. you don't have to grammatically correct slang or sayings.

@user-hx8mc5uo1r

2 ай бұрын

Be educated on words if you plan on spelling them 😂

@user-gm4mp6cn9o

2 ай бұрын

@@user-hx8mc5uo1r this is just semantics. the point is still solid and this isn't a courtroom or classroom. if you think correct grammar at 2am from a phone on a random KZread video is important you should probably get your priorities in order. I'm sure you've NEVER misspelled a word or said the incorrect thing like 90 percent of American English speakers though right? 😂 the WORST kind of commenter is someone who adds nothing to an already nothing statement and just "corrects" the OP. get a life bruh. won't be returning to read or reply to you so have fun lol

6:23 😅😂😅

"And now your in an awkward conversation with a cereal killer" - Tom Segura

@ShipWindow

19 күн бұрын

Dudes out here stabbing Coco pops

bro really out here rooting for killers to lie better smh

Fat Tom is the best!!!!!

So funny. I also shop for things I'll never afford and then I'm like..... naw... I want it in red. Lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂

It took my wife consulting me on stomach issues. Yep, didn't know I should not evacuate my body weight once a week

24:22 #ButterflyKisses

The bit about entitlement really hits differently these days.

@Rehd66

3 ай бұрын

Why? Because you follow, do and say what the internet tells you, like a f*ckin zombie?

@kevincarhart716

3 ай бұрын

​@@Rehd66weirdo echo chamber detected. Entitlement isnt cool. Shut up

@WarumWiesoWeshalb

3 ай бұрын

@@Rehd66jeah stupidity is taking over those dumb guys ^^

@user-gm4mp6cn9o

3 ай бұрын

​@@Rehd66tbf I actually thought he was referencing the part about not being able to afford things. then Tom got more money. that seems okay. but I forget that people spend their time hating on people they like or are more successful as a hobby and was like ah right damn thought we had a funny comment 😢 lol

I feel like it was Tom who made people think Steven Seagal is crazy... He is, but I think Tom Segura made people aware of that.

@twentyfifthdui4717

Ай бұрын

Joe Rogan clued me in like 20 years ago in the commentary to Newradio.

When i hear about crack cocaine i think of leonardo dicaprio in wolves of Wallstreet when he hits da pipe for the first time.... woooooowwwww lions and tiger's and bears... BTW I effing love crack mwah xoxo

10 years ago.... comedy wasn't dead yet.

HOLD MY POCKET!!!

My favorite Tom Segura is young fat Tom Segura.

Please take a moment of silence for Bert

@chrisvinson789

Ай бұрын

What happened to burt

bikes!

If you saw Steven Segal in 2024...

Fat is Funny.

First time seeing and knowing this dude..m😅😂👍🤣

@seasonedbeefs

Ай бұрын

Look up YMH

The diarrhea joke is always my favorite cuz before i heard it i had the same experience wit my bf. It sounded like something was medically wrong for like a week straight. & he came out the bathroom lookin normal. & im like baby thats not normal. He's like, "i mean it is for me".😂😂😂😂

@Ripley1994

2 күн бұрын

I know, right???? My husband leaves the toilet like a Jack Pollock painting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only for the poors😊

This shows that Before he sold out he actually was legit funny

Yup,she is good.

Is comedy possible without f words.

@ManateeMentality

16 күн бұрын

It doesn’t really matter

@jacofallgames9428

9 күн бұрын

Fuck no

@icecl0ud

9 күн бұрын

Is intelligence possible without f words.

He was asking??? You!!!!! Options on traveling,,,friend 🤪

😅😂😊🎉❤

When my daughter was a barrista at "Tenbucks", she explained to me that all the guys who work at all of those stores are gay. I accepted the premise, and then she said they all refer to a certain cold coffee drink as a "Fappuccino". I made the mistake of asking why. She reluctantly said, "It's not entirely whipped cream". Found out many months later she was making it all up.

Tom and Bill burr that's it 😊

Sounds exactly like ryan sickler

Fat tom is the best tom

Just read the negative comments user names it’ll explain a lot. 🤦

@mrs333Alyssa333

3 ай бұрын

The amount of likes on the negative comments is what explains a lot. Tom was always a better comedian than a podcaster. Their entire podcast is just shock value? All they do is show disgusting clips, bring in guests, freak them out with the clips and that’s the show. Wtf is that. That’s not comedy or an even a decent podcast. I’ve been off the Tom train for a minute. Damn do I miss the old Tom and Cristina.

@CNote-un6ob

3 ай бұрын

thats not saying much..jus saying@@mrs333Alyssa333

Ok I promise I won't do podcasts.

lol hearing Tom pronounce “Won” Wan instead of wun

drug story are funny now ..dafug did u do Dave ^^

*23:24 as ajim I can confirm Jim's are a fucked up kinda special

Y-A-W-N...

I wish my Dad paid my rent in my 30s so I could “do comedy” ……

Some people just never give up on their dreams..

@MicheleMcAdoo

3 ай бұрын

Yeah I just have NO IDEA how he is even making a living at comedy.... 🥺

Fat Tom was so funny

¿Que te Panzo?😅

TOM is the BOMB!!! He’s NOT Japanese

@BEEFSERPENT

2 ай бұрын

shut up

💤

I got arrested by us Marshall’s and the one exciting the warrant was Dave metcalf the guitar player for lynard skynard and .38 special

@einundsiebenziger5488

3 ай бұрын

... by US* Marshals*

@MicheleMcAdoo

3 ай бұрын

​@@einundsiebenziger5488yeah I'm sure he meant to say executing not exciting... 🙄

@okeydokey9693

3 ай бұрын

He became a U.S. marshall?

@user-gm4mp6cn9o

3 ай бұрын

​​@@einundsiebenziger5488it's phone autocorrect. really not that many people care man. think of the context. this is a random ass KZread comment on a comedy video. not a college essay. this person might not even speak English as native language. you're my least favorite type of commenter 😂

@borrago

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-gm4mp6cn9oYou are equally useless.

I've been a criminal all my life. And that's the number one rule and any time you get questioned by a call lawyer. Weird, may I ask you another question you answer it with lawyer? They ask you another question. You say lawyer again and you keep saying lawyer until there's a lawyer in front of you defending you if not your a** is doing life

@MsLizziebeth1

2 ай бұрын

Whatt?? "by a call lawyer" ?? "Weird, may I ask you another question you answer it with lawyer?" -THAT'S NOT ENGLISH!!! 🤯 -And who r u TALKING TO??? ??? 😳😖

@nikolaibocherov8107

2 ай бұрын

@@MsLizziebeth1he is a lifelong criminal, obviously his IQ is room temperature at best

@myflatlineconstruct

2 ай бұрын

Is the verbage "call a lawyer" weird? Their's some grammar missing , but I still understand what the comment meant. Legit question of nuance I missed.

@MsLizziebeth1

2 ай бұрын

​@myflatlineconstruct - No, the dude's NOT saying that! He got the word order wrong from the way you quote him, or sorry, perhaps you got the worder oder wrong, or I got everything wrong 😅🙃🤣🤣. So still my question is: What is "[getting QUESTIONED BY A CALL-LAWYER]" mean???? Who/what's that???🤯🤯🤯 Also, what's "Weird"?🤯 Er, the rest of that sentence starting with "Weird" then goes on to apparently offer us readers the advice that if we're ever questioned by [a cop?], that such a suspect(?) should always answer all cop questions with a one-word answer: "Lawyer", as in, requesting one. I think I understood that. 😮‍💨🤕😮‍💨 But the question mark should've gone with "[M]ay I ask you a question?" (ask WHO, dammit?) because that really was a question. Then that bit might be followed by the STATEMENT, not a question: "- you (the suspect?) answer it with "Lawyer!". 😮‍💨 In England you'd answer cops with "No comment", which is just as good. Still....🤕😭😭 What's "getting questioned by a call-lawyer" ?? Perhaps the dude meant a COURT lawyer ?! 🤯🤯😭😭 [...TORTURE! ]

@myflatlineconstruct

2 ай бұрын

@@MsLizziebeth1 ?? Me? I think you were intending this for someone else

he goes, then i go, then he says, so i say, then i say! week comedean.

@clokwize5311

Ай бұрын

Exactly. So boring.

I was standing here and he killed that dude there”…….wow…. Who laughed? Fuq u… figuratively speaking-

TLDR Jodan Peterson defends Christianity by admitting that Christian Fundamentalism is BS, then rattles off half a dozen names of philosophical authors and novelists to make himself look smart.

I dono no dookie shoes.

Yt sucks. I just left a comment mentioning Joe Rogan then Yt gives me an ad with fake AI Joe Rogan's voice telling me to buy some stupid junk.

@ilikeguitars3511

25 күн бұрын

It's awefull