The best trump joke I ever heard was when he said that he was smart and would never lie.

@TheBswan

3 ай бұрын

Funny and true! You'd be great on MSNBC with such an original perspective

@CerealDust-nStuff

3 ай бұрын

Biden is really smart, and he never ever tells lies. 🙄

@samdogg6921

3 ай бұрын

Mine is when he told his rally supporters that they wouldn't be able to pass a dementia test but he Aced it... lmfao

@jongalleog3486

3 ай бұрын

🎯 nailed it !

@vitolast5199

3 ай бұрын

My favourite is, “I have very good words. The best words.”😂

Breaking: Trump's Presidential library has just burnt down, both books were incinerated. What's worse he hadn't even colored in one of them!

@user-ho7ww3bp7f

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mikehawkins4752

3 ай бұрын

The other was Mein Kamph. The picture book version.

@clonejones7955

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

@terryoquinn8199

3 ай бұрын

Nice one !

@Lisa59

3 ай бұрын

OMG that's so funny!

Melania was telling her friend about Donald's recent birthday, she had bought him a parrot, "He's so excited, he's already taught it 200 words and it's only been two weeks!" Her friend however was skeptical, "You do realize, it's only a dumb animal, with no idea of what those words mean, or how to use them in a sentence, right?" Melania thought for a second, then replied, "Well, it doesn't matter. Neither does the parrot."

@bradg1440

27 күн бұрын

That's hilarious! Biden is so much smarter! Have you actually listened to Biden talk? He's so brilliant!

@WitchagainstTrump

21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@K.Spade7902

18 күн бұрын

​@@bradg1440 Biden is just OLD. He's older than Trump!

The best thing I heard him say was about the Rolling Stones telling him to stop playing their music at his rallies. He said " they are so un-American " Really, a British rock band was un-American? Yes, a true stable genius!😅😅

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

You can be anti-American and have a different nationality genius.😂

@jackorear2536

3 ай бұрын

@@brandonmaher1109 hahahahaha

Dude said he missed trump. Well if you missed him, reload and aim again.

@RachanaDixon

3 ай бұрын

Omg lmao we need to get you on stage at open mic! That's legit hilarious😂😂

@zarakikon6352

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂👍. Step closer too.

@darin5794

3 ай бұрын

Double tap 😂

@jongalleog3486

3 ай бұрын

🎯

@DonaldFrazier-bc3uq

3 ай бұрын

THAT'S A PERFECT JOKE ON DUMP💩💩💩💩😷

The biggest Trump joke is Trump himself😂

@juanarteaga5741

2 ай бұрын

Damn right!! 👍💯

@gigigogo41

Ай бұрын

Webster 's dictionary definition of Trump is... fraudster 🐂💨 or trickster 🎃 It's all in the brand name🎺🪗🤥 👀

The weird thing is, that the expectation of comedy makes the audience laugh about the ugliest truth. Trump should prosecuted for every single topic that David Cross is mentioning at 17:03 in a single trial. Trump is bending reality like a real dictator, in a Democracy. And he's still not rotting in the darkest moistiest hole. Great Performance, David Cross!😊❤

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

You're fully insane and I am terrified that there are SO many hateful, falsely educated, emotionally unstable, people running around on this Earth. Trump never did anything wrong to you. Biden has the world in shambles and it's mind blowing people refuse to see it. 😂

@FutureCommentary1

3 ай бұрын

Trevor Noah did a side by side of Trump with some African dictators. Trump has got it. He'll make a good one.

I still remember when we thought dubyah was the stupid one.😂😂

@jackderipper2233

2 ай бұрын

Agreed! The electoral college has given America its two worst presidents; Bush 2 and trump.

Best Trump joke for me as a South African was when he compared himself to the great Nelson Nelson a couple of months ago, comparing his DoJ persecution to Mandela’s 😂😂😂

@JH22533

Ай бұрын

I apologize on behalf of the sane Americans

@thevolatilitywhisperer7616

12 күн бұрын

It is similar. Corrupt state, committing lawfare against political opponent. You don't have to like the guy, but this crap is crazy corrupt.

Trump for prison 2024.

@miapdx503

3 ай бұрын

#convict45

@darin5794

3 ай бұрын

Bubba is waiting.

@tamarrajames3590

3 ай бұрын

@@darin5794I’m not sure Bubba wants to tap that…he knows where it’s been.🖤🇨🇦

@RobertMattison-pp6uf

Ай бұрын

Now that funny. will see.

@JennyJeong425

15 күн бұрын

I really fucking hope so.

He was seriously contemplating exploding a nuclear device over the continental United States to attempt to divert a natural phenomenon. The biggest joke is the fact that he has convinced many Americans to vote for him again!

@leceillebeckmeyer3195

3 ай бұрын

It’s funny but also very scary.

@WholeWhiteBaby

3 ай бұрын

The biggest joke, Christians voting for an adulterous liar who slanders people until a court forces him to stop... The honest and fair folk are anything but honest or fair when judging one of their own...they are basicly cheering for the anti-Christ, and they have no problems with that, either...Christianity is the biggest joke, and Donald wrote that joke....

@howtheheckru8102

3 ай бұрын

I really liked where he told us nobody knew how wet a hurricane was.

@borano2031

3 ай бұрын

@@howtheheckru8102 Could you imagine your ears picking up what the mouth just said in that moment?? Rgr

@brye687

3 ай бұрын

​@@howtheheckru8102 "Wet from the standpoint of water"

Zelinsky told jokes, became President and is the military leader of his country Trump is a draft dodger, became President and is a joke!!

@umbs2581

Ай бұрын

@@RobertMattison-pp6uf You are laughing at your own joke when you said DJT is a "find" example for a young man to follow.

@Mark-kq6ch

Ай бұрын

Zelensky has taken control of all media and suspended elections, ie: he's doing what they claim Trump will do and they are supporting him 100%. Odd.

@JennyJeong425

15 күн бұрын

​@@RobertMattison-pp6uf"He a find example for young man to follow". God bless our ret@rds, ladies amd gentlemen.

I always liked it when he would say he came up with the greatest health care ever and he would show it in Two weeks, he did that about 40 times.

@samdogg6921

3 ай бұрын

Same with is cooked taxes lol

@danieldurfee4901

3 ай бұрын

And dont forget, next week is infrastructure week, for the 300th time.

@carolyntalbot947

3 ай бұрын

@@danieldurfee4901Pffft, you beat me to it.

@tamarrajames3590

3 ай бұрын

Everything was coming in two weeks…didn’t matter what it was, the answer was always two weeks. I think he meant the second Tuesday of next week.🖤🇨🇦

@WholeWhiteBaby

3 ай бұрын

Then presented Obama Care, with a different name...

the line about trump calling thousands of governors ..Trump also said he talked to the president of Puerto Rico ...

@GltrGal17

22 күн бұрын

I remember when he said that he planned to meet with the President of the (US) Virgin Islands, and one of his aides told his that was him.

"Trump looks like someone playing a President in spoof porno." Might be my favorite line, at least, of the week so far. Its so accurate 🤣

@Countryboy071

3 ай бұрын

You've just put me off my favourite channels 😂

@dthomas9230

3 ай бұрын

@@Countryboy071I saw a spoof porn on an airplane with the stewardess giving the capt oral relief, like in the Airplane movie spoof. #45 would fit the dominatrix's slave role, in a pink dress, but to save his dignity, a proper wig.

@kozmosis3486

2 ай бұрын

Yeah he nailed it with that one. Never could figure out what it was about the look of Trump that reminded me of something but that is exactly what it is.

@herchelleonwood7463

2 ай бұрын

@@Countryboy071 porn ?

i still watch the video of trump speaking to the UN....and they laughed at him. cracks me up every time

@Tahir_Ali

Ай бұрын

It will be funnier when they laugh at him going to jail.

@MrsHecklefish

24 күн бұрын

Yep, and he says they laugh at us now. They probably are but it's because they still haven't gotten over his crapping himself on live t.v. I know I sure haven't.

Ironic that trump himself, is the biggest joke of all.

@shydreamguyman4098

3 ай бұрын

All this is true - he Lived in the US his whole life didn't know about the 4th of July till 2019. Was going to make us celebrate it in June . Doesn't know there already was a 2nd World War . Thinks we had airports in the 1700s . Said he already was President of the US for Decades and Decades .

@ilovegod7539

3 ай бұрын

I’d say the joke is that people thought Biden would do better and actually believe he is currently it’s unbelievably laughable

@martinlouis911

3 ай бұрын

​@@ilovegod7539 its even funnier how neither one can be criticized without people instantly taking that as an endorsement of the other lol

@WilliamSmith-ko6cw

3 ай бұрын

He IS the reason other countries are laughing at us !

@KardashevIII

3 ай бұрын

@@ilovegod7539🤮🤮🤮🤮

Is it me or does Trump talk more about himself and how others think of him rather than talk about politics?

@747492WW

3 ай бұрын

His favorite words are “ I” and “me.”

@ivanivonovich9863

3 ай бұрын

@@747492WW Or when he say's that someone called him "sir." Especially when it is a foreign dignitary. Like anyone who is anybody would call him "sir."

@kozmosis3486

2 ай бұрын

Yes its called Narcissistic Personality Disorder and is what he is most well known for. Are you just learning about this now?

@user-pz9rk5im4i

2 ай бұрын

Narcissist.

@Countryboy071

2 ай бұрын

@@user-pz9rk5im4i absolutely. Looking at speeches when he was in office was the same then.

Keep America Trumpless !!!!

@EricNeely-el2ji

2 ай бұрын

No we need get rid the coward left lying tv media.

One thing trump has done is creat a vast wealth of comics ridiculing him.bigly😅

@SSheezCrafty

3 ай бұрын

Again to quote Patton Oswalt, nobody needs comics making trump jokes Trump is the greatest joke himself and anybody who disagrees won't hear some trump jokes and come to an epiphany. Comedians didn't do well with trump jokes because people were watching trump for laughs, they didn't need to hear a clever joke about it after. Obama humor like key and Peele did well because they picked up on subtle things and exaggerated them for humor. Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton jokes did well because they both were blatantly carrying on an act while hiding an elephant in the room, that were humorously exploited as a larger political commentary. Sarah palin jokes were successful because people who might have voted for her and weren't well informed and didn't do their due diligence, as the type who would vote for her wouldn't, they could be persuaded that shes a bimbo and a hypocrite who doesn't believe in what she says or the country she lives in, sneaking about in Canada to use their socialist healthcare, and Democrats just got a hoot out of Tina feys impression, bringing to the surface what is just barely hidden underneath. But as Patton Oswalt said, if there's a monkey in a funny costume throwing shit at people and I ask if you want to hear some jokes I wrote about it, the answer is no, I'll just keep watching the monkey

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

Actually no. He had the country headed in a decent direction and things were fairly normal. Biden immediately reversed all the policies out of spite and has our country in absolutely terror. And is the most incompetent president we've ever had. 😂

The guy with the sheet of paper Nailed it 100percent, He named all of trumps bull to the tee!!!!

@brye687

3 ай бұрын

That's David Cross

@jaimequintanillar.1247

Ай бұрын

The fact that you're unable to identify the guy who played "Analrapist" Tobias Funke says a lot about his talent and prowess.

@notsure1969

22 күн бұрын

That would be the great David Cross.

I still crack up hearing Christopher Titus calling him pumpkin spice Hitler lol

@martynlewis9020

2 ай бұрын

😂 not heard that one, brilliant!

@gigigogo41

Ай бұрын

The orange tainted butt with a green witch....equals ... T raitors ‼️💥🧹

@JH22533

Ай бұрын

Titus has gotta be one of the gestured comedians. Dude is hilarious. Rips on trump all the time

The best Trump jokes are him bragging about his "unique and second to none" intellectual prowess. I mean, his uncle was a professor at MIT........😂😂

@miapdx503

3 ай бұрын

I loved it when Stormy described his 🍄 and he tried to counter that...a frekin president talking about his lil penis! Good grief! Every time you think he couldn't be more ridiculous he tops himself. He gives comedians so much material!

@zarakikon6352

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I could never understand that logic. I seriously doubt any of Einstein's family ever said that.

@WholeWhiteBaby

3 ай бұрын

My favorite joke, "Im a Christian, who CHEATS, STEALS, LIES, ASSAULTS WOMEN, SLANDERS PEOPLE UNTIL THEY SUE ME"....hahahah, what a fella!

@CerealDust-nStuff

3 ай бұрын

Biden bragged about graduating at the top of his class 🤣

@billysummers1616

3 ай бұрын

​@@CerealDust-nStuffAnd Trump brags about passing a dementia test......

Hey, now they can use the Trump Tower to house the homeless. Perfection!

"I just figured something out... U.-S. spells US!!!"

@PaulaMion

2 ай бұрын

LOL Yeah he never misses an opportunity to demonstrate just what an idiot he is...lol

My best trumpism was when he went to visit American Virgin Islands and he said he met the President

@RonZombie91

3 ай бұрын

Or when he spoke with the president of Puerto Rico. lmao

@paulchamberlain8355

3 ай бұрын

The most racist for me was "they don't speak English in China Town"

@roldanelvis2449

3 ай бұрын

😂 my favorite was when He went to the border of Colorado and New Mexico to check the construction on the wall 🧱 😺

@Santa-504

3 ай бұрын

I don't even know if it was real or not. It didn't have made by a.i. or whatever but after Putin said it Gump said Biden should be president. It looked real

@XiagraBalls

2 ай бұрын

Oh, I missed that one. Hilarious. 😄

Trump saying he did more for Blacks than Lincoln, 🤪

@sabastianconnrey6319

19 күн бұрын

It's true, minus the slavery that Lincoln helped end. But slavery didn't exist under Trump, if it had, he would have ended that too.

And people wonder why the US is not being taken seriously anymore 😂

@saruflan5441

3 ай бұрын

Not just for Trump, my friend...

@joemoody2626

3 ай бұрын

Same with Ukraine a literal comedian is in charge which makes since considering the clown world we live in

@kayleighgroenendal8473

3 ай бұрын

​@@joemoody2626literally none of this has to do with Ukraine 😂

@joemoody2626

3 ай бұрын

@@kayleighgroenendal8473 a comedian took the charge of Ukraine just like a comedian is the best option for president that was the comparison

@kayleighgroenendal8473

3 ай бұрын

@@joemoody2626 nope

Trump .. we have invisible planes .. Really you can't see them lol😂

To all those in the comments complaining about Trevor Noah's bit... You're probably missing a bit of the context, The clip is from a show he created specifically for a South African audience. 😎🇿🇦🤲🏼🕋👍🏼

@MsUppie

3 ай бұрын

They don’t know where South Africa is.

@jamespohl-md2eq

3 ай бұрын

@@MsUppieChina?

@Obeythebeard

3 ай бұрын

​@@MsUppieThey are probably the same people who ask what's in a Gin and tonic.

@williamevans3148

3 ай бұрын

This American digs Trevor Noah... always will.

@termintor1

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, maybe, but I was laughing from the start of the video then he came on... Shit comedian in my opinion, annoying voice and crap jokes

$355 million is the best punchline EVER!

@mr.d.4175

3 ай бұрын

Interest was a cherry on top.

@h0plite996

3 ай бұрын

@@mr.d.4175 Only cherry Trump is ever gonna get.

@jarigustafsson7620

3 ай бұрын

You forgot the 83.3 million.

@danlinky4959

3 ай бұрын

Yea $355 million and growing 😂

@zoomann1508

3 ай бұрын

Not as good as the $4.3 billion from Truth Social

The biggest laugh we will ever get from Trump is watching him wear a xxxl orange jumpsuit.

@TimBear-px9gj

Ай бұрын

No, no, no... Trump makes me look skinny as hell, and I wear xxxxxl. I could get by with a xxxxl but I like loose clothes.

@robertkaye5434

Ай бұрын

My preference is a full metal jacket.

PRICELESS !!!! the world will never forget the plethora of trump jokes. the biggest joke was the day he was born.

Theres been a lot of hilarious Trump moments, but my husband and I and my FIL and his girlfriend were watching Trumpy Trump and the Culty Bunch's 4th of July Spectacular and drinking margaritas when he went off the rails about the Revolutionary War and talked about the airports and ramparts and we all laughed so hard we were crying.

Despite the comedians’ best efforts at being incoherent and rambling they all make more sense than trump

@TheReaverOfDarkness

2 ай бұрын

Comedians trying to sound as incoherent as Trump is like Weird Al trying to sound as incoherent as Kurt Cobain.

@sabastianconnrey6319

19 күн бұрын

I think u meant to say that the comedians' all make more sense than Biden, because when Trump speaks I can actually understand what he is saying. But when Biden speaks for more than a few words, I don't know what the F*ck he is TRYING to say. I feel so bad for biden's stenographer, it must be so hard to try and figure out what they should actually type down 😫🤯🤕🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheReaverOfDarkness

19 күн бұрын

@@sabastianconnrey6319 I'm not even going to pretend I don't understand you. You know that we all know that you're not stupid enough to actually believe that. Why do you choose to be evil?

@chrischang3002

18 күн бұрын

@@sabastianconnrey6319 Biden speaks too softly for the mike to pickup the sound. I think that’s your difficulty. When Biden speaks he is focused structured and to the point. Unlike trump. He is loud enough to be heard but he is disorganised, rambling and difficult to understand unless you have a history with him.

@sabastianconnrey6319

18 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 must be interesting to live in this alternate reality u are speaking of. Good luck to u in life buddy, sounds like ur gonna need it 😜

My favorite was I think Seth Meyers, who said, "Donald Trump went to an Alabama football game over the weekend and was immediately placed in the concussion protocol."

The best Donald Trump joke: Donald Trump. There's an expression where tragedy plus time equals comedy (probably best not to bring this up to holocaust victims at Friday dinner) but Trump manages to be both comic and tragic at the same time.

@cyncitynv7413

3 ай бұрын

Absolutely!

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

Cry harder next time 😂

@6UAXINIM9

3 ай бұрын

​@@brandonmaher1109"cry harder"? YOU (voting for trump) lost the election.😂😂😂

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

@@6UAXINIM9 I tried to reply on your other comment to me as well but I can't say anything too clever because the democratic agenda is for cancelling our free speech and protecting slow Joe and the race card defensive team... You can take victory before the race is over but not something the wise would advise. Plus if DT doesn't reclaim office I wouldn't trip either way, the fate of America has already been written. Remember these comments tho and we'll see who's right in the near future. 😁

@rbarnett3200

3 ай бұрын

@@brandonmaher1109 I assume you're being ironic? You have to laugh or you'd cry though, I agree. The democratic electoral system is flawed (ill informed idiots have an equal vote). To paraphrase churchill: "It's the best of a bad thing".

Funniest thing I ever hear the Dumpster say..that he was going to "Make crime illegal"! I guess he should stop commiting crimes then!

@thevolatilitywhisperer7616

12 күн бұрын

What crime did he commit? Plus, crime isn't illegal in alot of ways. Our border, NYC and Cali allows theft. It's 🤪

@Angelofmcy

11 күн бұрын

@@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 Stay tuned..I'm positive one of the EIGHTY EIGHT FELONY CHARGES AGAINST HIM WILL STICK!😂😂🤣

This works because Trump is a joke, and the punchline!

@MF-kr4hf

3 ай бұрын

Double the price of everything, and 4x the number of illegal immigrants isn't Funny: You make a great point!

@serptimis1552

3 ай бұрын

30 Minutes of Joe Biden Jokes is just 30 min of Joe Biden

@Lisa59

3 ай бұрын

This video is about Trump, not Biden. Separate issue, dude @@MF-kr4hf

@joshjje

3 ай бұрын

@@serptimis1552 The amount of you bot trolls is ridiculous.

@dthomas9230

3 ай бұрын

@@MF-kr4hfWho just rejected a major border fix from Biden? Inflation is global and America has the lowest, however the highest price increases due to gouging. Because Biden brought the price down in the supply chain combined with surplus oil inventory from the shutdown made gouging easy. Stockholm $5.80 per gal, London $5.79, Frankfurt $5.57, Paris$5.54

I would have liked to know the name of the guy who had the sheet of paper and read off all the horrible things that trump did. I would like to watch more of him.

@richardvale214

3 ай бұрын

David Cross. I agree, very funny, great sarcasm.

@kozmosis3486

2 ай бұрын

Yeah that's David Cross and he is basically a legend. Very funny guy, very long and funny career.

@joepons329

Ай бұрын

He was in Men in black .

@richardvale214

Ай бұрын

He was also Tobias Funke in the Netflix series Arrested Development. He has some comedy specials, too.

@cherrydragon2024

Ай бұрын

@@joepons329 Thank you!

Wow. I needed this. What with everything going on right now, I NEEDED this. Thank you.

We make jokes; because in life, we can either laugh or cry. My superpower in my life is also finding the funny side of a once terrible memory. And be the first one to tell it to myself. We joke to heal trauma. And you feel awesome after a few laughs. Even if it is at your own expense. ❤ Sheer insults are so basic; be articulate; think through it, and make a smart funny joke. Love it.

@countbiscuit3274

3 ай бұрын

🤜🤛

@davidbusen545

3 ай бұрын

Powerful medicine! Keep on truckin mama. Track my blues away.

@Phayzeify

3 ай бұрын

Damn right it is. Its best to poke a little fun at an otherwise negative situation or experience. As you said, not only does it shed light on said situation, its also a healing... nicely said

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

Yeah because Trump was so traumatizing ? I don't think you can even know what REAL trauma is if you believe a president can give you trauma. Victim mentality. Losing your family in a crash is traumatic, not a president you don't like 😂

@6UAXINIM9

3 ай бұрын

​@@brandonmaher1109YOU seem to be pretty butt-hurt, you hold trump's nuts in every single comment here.

Late night TV was never more hilarious than during the Trump years. The jokes wrote themselves!

@truth4004

3 ай бұрын

Now theres the GOP circus.

@CerealDust-nStuff

3 ай бұрын

There’s so much comedy gold right now with Biden at the helm. So many missed opportunities!

@michaelphillips1043

3 ай бұрын

They STILL write themselves!

@Lisa59

3 ай бұрын

Like what?@@CerealDust-nStuff

@jamespohl-md2eq

3 ай бұрын

@@CerealDust-nStuffdamn. You are melting all over the place. Go back to Gutfield.

What about Trump taking about revolutionary war and how the airports were shut down 🤪

@patriciadupont6930

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, that’s my favourite trumpism. And because he said it during his inauguration speech I think a whole lot of people missed it. I thought for a moment that I didn’t hear it right.

@chel5105

2 ай бұрын

My favorite too

Prison-dent trump: Convict #20-24

@miapdx503

3 ай бұрын

#convict45

@1ofCornPopsBigBadB_____ez

3 ай бұрын

Don't quit your day job. That's IF u even have one. Likely not if you're a demonrat voter.

@gazepskotzs4

3 ай бұрын

Presi-dont trump

@miapdx503

3 ай бұрын

@@gazepskotzs4 good one👍🏽💙

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

Fake news

I almost choked at the funniest one to be shot. Was not expecting that😂😂😂😂

Did Mexico pay for that wall after all?? Wait. Never mind. There’s no wall.

@staceypendergraft140

2 ай бұрын

... But so many of his supporters helped pay for it. 😂😂😂

@aliceputt3133

2 ай бұрын

Bannon took the wall money then Trump pardoned him. Probably got a kickback.

@JH22533

Ай бұрын

Literally tho. Biden has "built more wall" than trump

TRE45ON

@kromevony1446

3 ай бұрын

You spelt obiden wrong

@Gorillafishing

3 ай бұрын

@@kromevony1446 da Komradski

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 🤡

@Lisa59

3 ай бұрын

I like that!

@6UAXINIM9

3 ай бұрын

​@@kromevony1446wow... Really witty, maga-moron.

Trump Joke: Why does Tucker have an orange tongue.

Josh Johnson was dead on about the shirt😂

I kinda miss Bushisms. Bush was more like a struggling child and Trump is the man-child with a tantrum.

@Lisa59

3 ай бұрын

Trump makes Bush the Second look smart and full of integrity

@playinglifeoneasy9226

3 ай бұрын

Trump is like a raging cold sore.

@Lisa59

3 ай бұрын

Ewww but funny comment@@playinglifeoneasy9226

@kozmosis3486

2 ай бұрын

..on a leper's anus@@playinglifeoneasy9226

Trump put the F in ART!

@rtf6057

3 ай бұрын

Terribly stupid attempt at being funny. Are you 9 or 10 years old?

@whaghht

3 ай бұрын

Where I come from in NW England, the actual word for fart is trump. I'm not kidding either.

@MrZeh617

3 ай бұрын

​@@whaghht no shit ? Hiw beautifully accurate 🍺😎

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

So hilarious almost died laughing. Question, are you 5 years old? 😂

@Countryboy071

3 ай бұрын

​@@whaghhtyes, when I was a kid the only word for it was a Trump. Its true.

Does donny still snort adderall?

@WarrenhFrye

3 ай бұрын

Is a 40 pound canary a big damn bird?

@Countryboy071

3 ай бұрын

He should have been on sesame St. Back in the day 😂

@PaulaMion

2 ай бұрын

LOL @@WarrenhFrye

If there’s a god then this is proof. Comedians are a gift 😄

@kendexter

3 ай бұрын

lol

Seriously trump and his whole maga bullshit is going to go down in history as the laughing stock of America for generations 😂

@jackydraycott4481

Ай бұрын

Couldn’t agree more! It’s scary for Americans, I’m so glad I don’t have to live there. It’s morbidly fascinating!! 🥹

@TimBear-px9gj

Ай бұрын

It's far too late to say _"Is going to",_ because he has been the laughing stock of America since 2015.

@paulmackay7265

23 күн бұрын

@@TimBear-px9gj Since the mid 80s actually.

@gwayne919

20 күн бұрын

It took a long time for the people who knew the truth about the turd to go public since his pastime is suing everybody who said anything about him that he wanted to hide.

"I was runnin" -Donald Gump

This was cathartic.

Shane‘s so damn good 😂😂😂

Bing Bing Bong.

@brucesnider6317

3 ай бұрын

BING!

@rcpilot179

3 ай бұрын

Whoosh

@miapdx503

3 ай бұрын

He speaks toddler. He has arrested development and never grew up. That's why I never refer to him as a man. There's no manhood in him.

@WholeWhiteBaby

3 ай бұрын

@@rcpilot179 those who know, know....

@Noll474

3 ай бұрын

Weeew weeew weeew!

I'd like to see,at the next Trump rally the audience does Trump impersonation, now THAT would be funny 🤣❤️

I needed this today

Shortly after the election , Trump woke up and seemed he was not aware of where he was . looked around and saw a man in a long white gown with a long white beard. He heard alot of commotion outside, and the old man said check it out this is your parade. So Trump looks out and massive crowds of people are cheering , hooting and hollering .ticker tape raining down from the buildings also filled with 1000,s screaming clapping cheering men and women children and animals everyone looking sounding so joyous ,happy and pleased. Coming from the crowded streets you see 20 - 30 black limo,s flags blowing from there bonnets . Even jets doing a fly by. Wow says Trump was this all for me ? Yes the old man says. Well Trump looks at the old man and asked how did my hair look ? the old man replies nobody knows it was a closed coffin.

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

Just for clarification. Is this hypothetically after the 2020 election? Or the 2024 election? Or is this just you creatively expressing that you hope Trump dies if he gets elected again? Either way Trump 2024 !!! 😂

@OdetteOliveira-cb8fq

3 ай бұрын

Either way it won’t happen - he 😅💙💙💙💙💙💙blue all the way!

@kozmosis3486

2 ай бұрын

2020 election? When Biden won? I know you trump trolls can't think too well but you gotta at least try a little bit harder man cmon.@@brandonmaher1109

@PaulaMion

2 ай бұрын

T RUMP 2024 FOR PRISON!!!@@brandonmaher1109

".... gotta big storm coming...you want me to blow it up".😮 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Hold on, did Josh Johnson give Trump that idea about selling his mugshot pics cos that's exactly what ol'boy has been doing. my favorite was when he announced people who bought his NFT pack would be getting a piece of the suit he wore in the mugshot. i do miss Trump on twitter tho, I remember I would wake up every day and o on twitter just to see what batshit crazy tweet(s) he had dropped while I was asleep. 🤣😂

Great compilation! 👊🏻

18:59 to 21:38 is the most epic 2 1/2 minute rant ever! So brutally honest...

Trump wanting to have his face 2 be put on Mt Rushmore 🤪

@maririttner

3 ай бұрын

Now, that's a joke!

@PaulaMion

2 ай бұрын

THAT is exactly what that idiot thinks.....

If you close your eyes, Shane sounds just like Trump 😂😂 jokess!!

@WholeWhiteBaby

3 ай бұрын

He does sound like him...when i heard him do the voice i said, "he really sounds like Trump, wow"...

@dessye8970

3 ай бұрын

@@WholeWhiteBaby hahaha innit I was shook! What a guy

I love it when comedy makes me come to grips with what a terrible person I am.

Frank Boyle. I'd love for any American deny what is, basically, stating the bloody obvious. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@howtheheckru8102

3 ай бұрын

It's scary how many supporters he has. How can a guy guilty of so many despicable sins be supported by the Evangelicals.

@heavenlybodies5987

Ай бұрын

​@@howtheheckru8102he didn't have enough to win the last election, I'm betting he doesn't have enough to win the next election either.

This is TOO Good !! Thanks!

He cant finish doing his impression of" DONALD PUNK " CUZ HE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT HIMSELF! 🤣🤣🤣 PURPLE 💜 GIRL

Awesome Josh got on this!!!!! ❤❤❤❤

""Austin. Nobody's heard about Austin."

Trevor for the win

@JH22533

Ай бұрын

He's got one of the best impression games in the world

Trump is a joke

@miapdx503

3 ай бұрын

Yes, a walking, talking joke. Sadly, the joke's on us.😔

@erinmalone2669

3 ай бұрын

Not the ha-ha kind

@brandonmaher1109

3 ай бұрын

And Biden's not?

@bigjohn5051

3 ай бұрын

@brandonmaher1109 no biden had a mess what traitor trump left him in remember trump lied about it how many people died and the economy went to hell cause of traitor trump and trump planed the attack on the white house

@bigjohn5051

3 ай бұрын

@brandonmaher1109 no Biden had to straighten trump mess up that trump left him plus trump a traitor

This collection gets better over the 30 min! Great job, Comedy Gaff. @25:05 Scottish gentleman,"Trump looks like somebody "playing" the President..... in a Porno." I'm going to use that joke in my convos. Pure Gold!

Definitely needed this!!! But Trump makes things easier. Thanks for the laugh!😂

Trump voted for himself 70 mil times

@jeanettejohnson8117

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

"We got 50 states," I died.

So tRump got the teeshirt with mug shot idea from the second to last comic?!

19:19 that really sums up everything about Trump pretty damn accurately.

Biden 2024

19:19 BEST tweet about Trump: all the things we’re willing to overlook.

David Cross rocks!

DJT is a living joke. And what bigger joke for America if he becomes the next President of the United States.

Funniest thing I've ever heard is trump saying China respects his very big brain.

@paulchamberlain8355

3 ай бұрын

You know they don't speak English in China Town. 😂😂😂

And thats why they put Fox "News" inbetween the Comedy Channel and Cartoon Network over here...

Tail Gunner Don put the "F" in ART.!

5:19 had me in tears. Rewatched it so much

Trevor is great

The description of the video states that he is good "at being at the receiving end of jokes" and that could not be further from the truth.

I loved the jokes about the 2016 debates. LOL.

Thanks to All ! Great Show ! Very Educational ! 🇺🇸

Who is that at 5:55? Funny AF! Looking again he looks like Pete Davidson! (I know its not but damn that could be his brother). lol

@harlowjademermaid1882

3 ай бұрын

Troy Bond. He is hilarious

I've not laughed so much for ages. Great compliation. Trump rant after his $355M fine , the news fact checkers were , not true, not true, not true,

I loved the comedians. They were all pretty original

This is a brilliant compilation. The comments section was even more profound. I cannot stop laughing at the orange clown

When Trump goes on the lam and lights out for the border, wearing a Canadian Mountie uniform or a sombrero, depending.

I’m tired of the fact that the modern world (outside the usa) every presidential election must wait in dread what kind of weirdo the States will elect this time