13:10 "I ate the slug.." "But that was my slug god." "I ate your god.." 😂😂😂

@koreymcelroy2713

5 жыл бұрын

W H O 'S G O D N O W?

@kopelynnthomas6142

4 жыл бұрын

I read dis as soon as he said it

@Schiz_wizz24

4 жыл бұрын

My life rn irl mood AF

@arise973

4 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments just for this lol

@Lorencius1234

3 жыл бұрын

@@kopelynnthomas6142 Somehow, me too lol.

Sean and Ethan: *plays game properly and tries their best* (seperately) Mark and wade: *immediately spirals into chaos from the moment they land* Bob: *tries but eventually gives into the chaos*

@Grumplebumple

5 жыл бұрын

*Sean and Robin

@bunzie8332

5 жыл бұрын

@@Grumplebumple oh no I know Robin played with Sean I just meant when crankgameplays, ethan, played it and Sean that's why I put seperately in parenthesis cx

@Prince_-vu4wu

5 жыл бұрын

Yo Human Frisk I mean mark is taking it seriously just trying to remain as entertaining for his live audience

@XiaoMof

5 жыл бұрын

Kitty that's why it's entertaining lol

@XiaoMof

5 жыл бұрын

Kitty 46:47

"I think Wade's lost his mind, I think we better just kill him." "No! I have the power of the snail God." .......sounds sane to me

@cathemeraltheenby6840

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... ... it IS Wade, that's about as sane as he's capable of.

@Scp--op7ub

3 жыл бұрын

*perfectly sane*

@crazycreepers8358

2 жыл бұрын

I think if he has the power of the snail god, he has the ability to be slow as fuck.

@mattinglydamico

2 жыл бұрын

That all checks out

@alperenardasisman1691

2 жыл бұрын

No no, he's got a point

I love how Mark stopped eating for a second just to say “Nerd.”, really tells you a lot about him.

@cartoonfox6128

2 жыл бұрын

Not really

@themcflurryman2525

2 жыл бұрын

@@cartoonfox6128 yes really

@chckngrub1090

2 жыл бұрын

@@themcflurryman2525 maybe really?

@kristinadriggers7709

2 жыл бұрын

@FandomKween13❎ the best kind of friendship, the only kind of friendship I ever needed/have with my own friends

@ishouldvebeenpresident47ye5

2 жыл бұрын

SPINACH BOY OONGA MOTHER REQUIRES FEAST

Every time Amy brings Mark food and he gets soft and happy is my favorite thing ever

@Banidil

4 жыл бұрын

Meh. Means the audio for everything around that is ruined by gross eating noises like a moist cake being licked by a salivating dog. Glad he is nice to her but its f**king gross to listen to people eat while filming stuff

@mxgan.mxe.x4010

3 жыл бұрын

Banidil and?

@kpopislife716

3 жыл бұрын

@@Banidil are you gay and if so that's okay

@Banidil

3 жыл бұрын

@@kpopislife716 yeesh lol. That was the insults when I was in H.S....guess it hasn't changed much.

@Banidil

3 жыл бұрын

@@kpopislife716 i also love how its videos of curse words and insults but yall get butthurt over the food noise complaint.....the internet is so dope sometimes

Wade: No I haven't gone insane Literally one minute later.... I HAVE THE POWER OF THE SNAIL GOD

@pineapple_kid2570

4 жыл бұрын

All behold his glory

@cavendor5286

4 жыл бұрын

Nice wade

@awebtoonreader4979

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@PlayingInTraffic_

4 жыл бұрын

It was only 10 seconds lol

@supermario6297

2 жыл бұрын

@@PlayingInTraffic_ it was something that starts with a "j" and ends with "oke"

"I ate your God. Who's God now?" -Bob

@harokoujishou7888

3 жыл бұрын

i read this as the video reaches this part, almost perfectly in sync, nice

@AzureTheAvian

3 жыл бұрын

Aldrich, Devourer of Gods

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

Bob has some of the most hardcore lines

@supergirl7717

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@malachitegrimstad4430

2 жыл бұрын

@@harokoujishou7888 same

"guys we're in trouble, I'm going have to focus" Wade is a whole mood

@hawkterb78gaming95

3 жыл бұрын

Why does your profile picture look like Bakugo from My hero academia

@loki4807

2 жыл бұрын

@@hawkterb78gaming95 prolly cause it is

@hawkterb78gaming95

2 жыл бұрын

@@loki4807 oh, my eyes are awful

@pajlauj860

2 жыл бұрын

@@hawkterb78gaming95 at the moment, it looks like nishio from Tokyo ghoul

@hawkterb78gaming95

2 жыл бұрын

@@pajlauj860 ye

Why the animal at the very beginning is the opposite of Mark. - it walks on all fours - it has a small head - it's *tall*

@limelacroixcan

5 жыл бұрын

oooooooooooh roasted!

@beanslinger4616

5 жыл бұрын

The animal is the opposite of mark.

@interstellaromelette9466

5 жыл бұрын

oooohh d*mn. apply cool water to burn

@grimpeace5485

5 жыл бұрын

Mark's height is actually not too bad. It's 179 cm.

@Lighty_417

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention it's quieter

Mark and Wade *SCREAMING* Bob: Hey I just upgraded the hub. How are you guys doing?

@LaserDawg

4 жыл бұрын

*UUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*

@antisocial6923

4 жыл бұрын

average day of bob

@johnwaynechapman7611

4 жыл бұрын

I heard that exact sentence at the same time as reading this

@erenthemiming3290

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnwaynechapman7611 das cool

@guiteshima

3 жыл бұрын

Wade: *•panicking•* *THANKS BOB*

“Oh, there’s green healing gas!” *“OH NO, IT NOT HEALING GAS”* Looks like someone else is gonna have to take care of Mark’s funeral airhorns

@eldaroses.g.r.7945

Жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he won’t just haunt the funeral.

@SammieHinson

Жыл бұрын

…

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

@@SammieHinson Afton, you gonna apologize for trying to kill me, or do I have to call my brother?

Mark: “Aw yeah! So much storage!” Bob: Grunting Noises Wade: Audible discomfort

@uvlaka8652

2 жыл бұрын

*Hmmmm.*

@yugox7250

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha audible discomfort

@certainlynotafurry

Жыл бұрын

I'm so grateful I have headphones

Literally first 3 seconds of playing. Mark: Ooh look at this weird thing Bob: Im getting nuts Wade: AAAH ITS VIOLENT

@yourhomesliceishere

5 жыл бұрын

This is a summary of their dynamic

@WinterLass

5 жыл бұрын

I like marks workbench

@L3m0nB33

5 жыл бұрын

This is just them always 🤣😂

@Allantitan

5 жыл бұрын

It's even worse when their drunk XD

@L3m0nB33

5 жыл бұрын

@@Allantitan SERIOUSLY...remember drunk minecraft 🤣😂🤣😂

*Creature minding its own Business:* Mark: *It’S a TrAmPoLiNe*

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

Tranpopaline

@potatomaster9663

3 жыл бұрын

Lets kill it :D

@julientemplet9456

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@breydenclements9356

3 жыл бұрын

That creature musta been like WHY ARE THERE MEN IN SPACESUITS JUMPING ON ME!!!

@Damager9999

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnaAce19 now it’s 1.6k

"What would Wade do?" The man is an actual parody of himself.

@loki4807

9 күн бұрын

DISTRACTABLE foreshadowing?

This video is pure “girls: he cheating on me/ what the guys are actually doing: “ energy

@heliveruscalion9124

3 жыл бұрын

@Faith Hoffman there are no females on the internet

@Brobroisoff

3 жыл бұрын

@@heliveruscalion9124 guess im a paper plane now

@heliveruscalion9124

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brobroisoff yes

@cats1970

3 жыл бұрын

@@heliveruscalion9124 dude is that your real name

@heliveruscalion9124

3 жыл бұрын

@@cats1970 nah lol

This entire series is just basically: Mark, trying to kill Wade Wade, trying to kill Mark Bob, trying to become a Communist Mogul.

@name-199

4 жыл бұрын

Yea

@ddubsquizzee2158

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, he's just trying to CONSOLIDATE!!!

@KingDerpy13

3 жыл бұрын

@@hashtagnoname3931 Hate fucking. Also, very very very uncomfortable scene.

@KingDerpy13

3 жыл бұрын

@@ddubsquizzee2158Consolidate = a more fancy word for Communism.

@aaronzaharias9110

3 жыл бұрын

Communism shall rule!

Sean: plays satisfactory Ethan: plays satisfactory Mark, Wade and Bob: play satisfactory JUST PLAY IN ONE SERVER GODDAMNIT.

@springbreezegaming4017

5 жыл бұрын

XD YES!!

@jackiechan715

5 жыл бұрын

Too late now. They would have to completely restart their bases, and nobody wants to do that.

@mikamika2056

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like chaos

@toxic-mind-honey3371

5 жыл бұрын

It would be cool if they played on the same server but. They don't play "together" they just get on at their own times and pop up and see what the others are doing whenever.

@Myuutsuu85

5 жыл бұрын

I don't really want them to screw Sean over with their dickery.

Bob: “Guys I made electricity!” Mark: “Yeah yeah, big whoop- Thomas Edison did that a long time ago.” Pardon?

@revron9683

3 жыл бұрын

You're thinking of _L A M P_

@AverageJoe610

3 жыл бұрын

what is is happening yeah, i thought thomas edison created the LIGHT bulb

@mementomori4685

3 жыл бұрын

benjamin franklin got the electricity though-

@mothgrave

3 жыл бұрын

@@mementomori4685 all he did was discover that lightning consisted of electricity so you're both wrong

@tomislavofhousearthur6495

3 жыл бұрын

nikola tesla: cries

Bob and Mark: (manly grunts due to sexy storage container) Wade: What is going on right now?

Wade: “I’m not crazy” Also Wade: “I HAVE THE POWER OF THE SNAIL GOD”

@nategreat0040

3 жыл бұрын

Mark: laughs and makes us happy :))) Also: 69 likes

@arandomperson5784

3 жыл бұрын

But the snail god was E A T E N

@thehorrorarcadepreductions9451

3 жыл бұрын

@@arandomperson5784 There's revival.

@randomperson1844

3 жыл бұрын

@@arandomperson5784 are you my long lost brother lol

@whyela19

2 жыл бұрын

You Atheist

"LOOK AT THE TINY HEAD ON THIS SUMBITCH" best markiplier quote I've ever heard

@DJdoppIer

3 жыл бұрын

It looks like 4-legged whale.

@djducky2815

3 жыл бұрын

"Newton's laws are a bitch" is better lmfao

@crazycreepers8358

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the game, and it is spelt like this, CHKN.

@peepock7796

2 жыл бұрын

I scrolled to this at that part of the video

@WHAL-E

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I’ve heard better. “Should I eat it, or not eat it? I’m like an indecisive lesbian.” - Mark 2022

49:46 is still my favorite moment in any video these three have done. I just imagine Molly hearing that down the hall

Mark and Bob's mic battle was the funniest shit. Imma just leave these here for myself 49:30 51:05

Wade: You see the slug god? Mark: *takes an excessively long look at the 'slug god'* No. Me: WhY ThE FUcK YOu LYinG?

@BNZO

5 жыл бұрын

LoL

@KiyanPocket

5 жыл бұрын

I mean.... it’s a slug. Totally different from what a “snail god” is.

@confused_rat7224

5 жыл бұрын

@@KiyanPocket if you think about it, slugs are just homeless snails.

@dummy_emmy

5 жыл бұрын

Voni Plays you right

@iliketea9122

5 жыл бұрын

@@confused_rat7224 fun fact: snails are physically attached to their shells from birth and die without it therefore a slug is unable to ever become a snail and vice versa

Watching three men scream orgasmically about refined metals into a storage unit is the most hilarious and relateable thing I've seen.

@cocothefurret8388

5 жыл бұрын

Im deing

@apta9931

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@ninjapickle773

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable?

@cocothefurret8388

5 жыл бұрын

@@ninjapickle773 propbably

@amightygrizzly

5 жыл бұрын

@@ninjapickle773 I mean. If you were a blacksmith, then it's definitely relatable. Mark been trying to find the blacksmith for years by this point anyway XD

Wade: *tries to point to the huge Moth thing* Mark: GeT tHe CrAzY OuT oF yOuR eYeS

Mark, after tripping over an eggplant and falling into Equestria: "THERE'S SO MANY COLORS IN HERE IT'S LIKE A SKITTLES COMMERCIAL!"

@AliawooYT

2 жыл бұрын

I can see that happening

@FuriosasWarRig

Жыл бұрын

Shut up about mlp dhit

Wade: Oh it’s green. Ohhh there’s healing gas here 2 seconds later “OHH GAD IS NOT HEALING GAS”

@TebowTime

4 жыл бұрын

People entering gas Chambers be like

@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638

4 жыл бұрын

Resourceful Builder *b r u h*

@konankamp5673

3 жыл бұрын

Jewish people in Germany be like:

@TheBluePhoenix008

3 жыл бұрын

@@konankamp5673 oh God no

@solsticesailor

3 жыл бұрын

@@konankamp5673 ok but that's not funny

Mark: He's a trampoline, he's a trampoline, he's a tram.." Wade: "Oh Shiiittt!!!" Mark: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!". I'm dead XD

@itzrookie8086

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@sillyguy11000

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t you just hate it when your trampoline walks away from you while you’re still on it?

@TheLuckyLuke314

5 жыл бұрын

@@sillyguy11000 DAMNIT!!

@CryWindy

5 жыл бұрын

I died at 43:40 XD

@seri2209

5 жыл бұрын

So is mark

20:58 Kills me. Mark's reaction to "your Wade-fucking needs" is priceless.

Mark: *goes in for surgery* Momiplier: "Careful with my son he funds your hospital"

@ZZZREEET

16 күн бұрын

No pressure! (Intense sweating)

Bob in episode 1: is actually helping Bob in episode 3: WE MUST *C O N S O L I D A T E*

@ZZZREEET

16 күн бұрын

Ｗｅ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｃｏｍｍｕｎｉｓｍ

No matter what game Mark Wade and Bob are playing you can always hear Wade's triggered screaming

@samiam2758

5 жыл бұрын

*you right*

@gamerHarrison

5 жыл бұрын

Yea that is all ways true

@nathanxhan5479

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@christineahmed2309

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's true

@akirads4592

5 жыл бұрын

Yap mark Play's good at every game he play's good

30:27 Mark: Did you drop your extra miners back on the other-? no, you didn't. Bob: Oh, I have them in me, sorry. Wade: *chokes*

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

2 жыл бұрын

?

@timeforamunch2616

Жыл бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ?

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

@@timeforamunch2616 I don’t get it

@timeforamunch2616

Жыл бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 I was trying to start a chain of question marks

@Abyssal_Entity

5 ай бұрын

​@@timeforamunch2616?

43:43 - For those who don't know, the song is "Can't Get Enough Of Your love, babe" by Barry White.

Wade:Oh, there's healing gas here! **Walks into poison gas** Wade:Ow! Oh god, it's not healing gas!

@Megalomaniakaal

5 жыл бұрын

As if he didn't know or couldn't guess. It was obviously for the lulz.

@leonardoalpha6006

5 жыл бұрын

Was reading this as it happened XD

@tihomirtuckarpeh755

5 жыл бұрын

Did Hitler make this game???

@enderbyte7486

3 жыл бұрын

@@tihomirtuckarpeh755 the poison gas was originally used in WWI

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@Megalomaniakaal I wouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions. It is Wade after all

I loved that realization in mid air. 16:15 "Oh, there's fall damage! AHHH!"

@kaypreseau6347

5 жыл бұрын

I choked on my freaking spit at that part 😂💀😂

@mischjaisabellaalmendral9116

5 жыл бұрын

i love the way i hear this comment.

2 years after seeing this I finally got around to playing this game and I finally understand the fear mark felt after getting jumpscared by those damned spider things.

@Wolfpackgaming865

10 ай бұрын

Omg yes there so creepy, and they don't judt spawn in caves they spawn in the forest too

Bob: Tases and says "Get some!" Mark in mind: (Do a flip) Creature: *Does a flip*

“I swear, if you drop your pants again, I will not be happy.” -Wade 2019

@thelogangamer4394

5 жыл бұрын

flec johnson Drop your pants “again”?

@bxunt5180

4 жыл бұрын

He was alright with the first time though

@darkaxol1426

4 жыл бұрын

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@Justin-qb1yw

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@Justin-qb1yw

4 жыл бұрын

@MrCashMan flec johnson but i also like yours

Me when I'm watching Markiplier alone: funny as usual When my mom walks in: 27:01

@bannanakiller5120

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I agree

@robloxandminecraftgamer4673

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god

@ericmaldonado9074

3 жыл бұрын

There the comment Xd

@hazelmartin1161

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. That is how life is, I'm afraid 🤣🤣

@gamingnerdgirlz

2 жыл бұрын

more at 44:09 :D

“I ate your god, who’s god now” - Bob 2019

I'm worried my mum could hear the audio, specifically, 34:00 onwards

- Everyone tries to play this game calmly and intelligently, fascinated by how beautiful the environment is and how satisfying it is to build your own factory. - Markiplier and friends: *AHHHHHHHHH*

@yumnom1359

5 жыл бұрын

You couldn't be more accurate. 😂

@XiaoMof

5 жыл бұрын

black ops That's what makes it amazing lmao

@freddy_clampet5742

5 жыл бұрын

I miss black ops

@twistedoldloony

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that's the way they play everything when they're together! For many people when they get together with friends, especially people they have known for awhile, their collective mental age gets reduced! Same thing happens in families, that don't see each other often, when adult siblings get together. Things tend to revert back to how they treated each other when they were children.

@princedouchebag

5 жыл бұрын

That's why I am watching

10:50 “Thank you.... Amy..... your the best!..... Yay!...” mean while bob and wade are dying in the background lmao 10/10

@jerryvasquez8757

5 жыл бұрын

Air horn blows 4 times........ One more time......

@coopahgibs

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@wafi1509

5 жыл бұрын

"I'm dying.." YAAYYY

I love how Marks multiplayer videos consists of either Bob and Wade bullying Mark or Mark And Bob bullying Wade

49:20 basically everyone in 2020

Guys, I think we found *Bob the builder* after all these years

@neegrow3177

5 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@bridgetigo3857

5 жыл бұрын

Omg why?

@bowtiemaddness

5 жыл бұрын

This is a BEAUTIFUL reply section we got here

@neegrow3177

5 жыл бұрын

@@bowtiemaddness 😢u ruined it

@bowtiemaddness

5 жыл бұрын

Omg, O O P S

"Oh there's healing gas here" 5 seconds later "Oh god it's not healing gas!" This is why Wayde wouldn't have done well in world war 1

@noelic6744

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh, there's a shower here!" 5 minutes later. "Oh god no! That's not a shower!"

@driedbeef4215

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently this gas doubles as a condiment.

@deadeyedragon8353

5 жыл бұрын

*wade

@limelacroixcan

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@dacookie1143

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh there's milk here" *5 seconds later* "Oh god that's not milk"

Is nobody going to talk about how wade was basically perfectly in time with Mark mining iron at 3:53

This is the exact behavior of the Early humans, killing every thing they see

This new drunk minecraft update is dope.

@Kingofdragons117

5 жыл бұрын

Shame it is epic only :/

@bighatchad1234

5 жыл бұрын

I had flashbacks damn it

Haven't seen a game with Mark, Bob, and Wade that isn't hilarious. Wade: Who's judging me? Mark: Me. All the time.

@tacotuesday4798

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Felix_. aww now two

Wade's "What is going ON???" killed me 😭😭😭

I swear, as long as Amy appears in Mark's office, his eyes twinkles!

I love how shook and happy Mark gets when Amy brings him food... food really is the way to a mans heart I guess lol

@tihomirtuckarpeh755

5 жыл бұрын

Jozelynn Aguilar thats how it works for me XD

@jozelynaguilar6721

4 жыл бұрын

Lonely Pluto No thanks👄

@tawkos15yearsago85

4 жыл бұрын

me in life

@jozelynaguilar6721

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Galang Same😂🤚🏼

@klixbeckworth3604

4 жыл бұрын

Food is the way to a person's heart

"This is so satisfying in a deeply sexual way." - Muyskerm 2019

@Kazzy_the_guy.

3 жыл бұрын

Grunts

@crazycreepers8358

2 жыл бұрын

This is easily one of the most sexual Markiplier episodes ever.

@athenac7615

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazycreepers8358 prop hunt flashbacks

@angryavocadoassassin8691

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp is 38:38

My cousin would love this game because the entire point of this game is to build a factory that operates itself. He keeps finding ways to "automate" things in building games. Like minecraft he's always talking about his "AFK Fish Farm"

"nonstop diarrhoea thank you for the bits" so much depth to that line

Bob: *cough* *cough* I’m dying. Mark while talking to Amy: YAY!

@paranormalbois._.8507

3 жыл бұрын

Air horns intensifies

@thomaschristenson9245

2 жыл бұрын

Wane: yay for Bob dying or?

This should be called “Three men moaning because of a factory”

@larshokanson1454

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@wastelandlegocheem

3 жыл бұрын

Visibly turned on

@thomaschristenson9245

2 жыл бұрын

Very true

@barelyrayssa9808

2 жыл бұрын

That would be called a company

When wade found the "healing lizard" I thought he was just carrying on the bit, so I choked on orange juice laughing

We need more of this. There is zero Satisfactory KZread content, other then Mark's 3 episodes and a random 12 minutes on Bob's Channel.

Can we agree Wade calling out “Molly!!! It’s the best time of day!!!” Was wholesome and precious?

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

Chicken, man no discussion

@souporsacrelige4236

4 жыл бұрын

I think you misunderstand

@taniachapman3643

4 жыл бұрын

When?

@astolfo5328

3 жыл бұрын

The last time somone got between a man and his chicken there was several war crimes

@derwcible2037

3 жыл бұрын

When I read this wade said exactly that

Mark: So I think wade is losing it so we should straight up kill him Wade: *NO I HAVE THE POWER OF THE SNAIL GOD* 😭😭☠️

@apta9931

5 жыл бұрын

I love how they pretended not to see it until mark found one😂

@JuanGonzalez-ol3sm

5 жыл бұрын

I have the power of god and anime

@justinjacobs1501

5 жыл бұрын

I think I'm going to make a stoner druid who worships the Snail God. Gonna be a great DnD game.

@apta9931

5 жыл бұрын

@@JuanGonzalez-ol3sm Of snail and anime*😌

@immunetopeas5716

5 жыл бұрын

We can make a religion out of this

Today I learned the word “capacious”. Cue the “more you know” graphic

0:28 *Screaming in background as Mark inspects creature calmly*

Jack plays a game seriously and wants to do it successfully MARK ON THE OTHER HAND....

@slowsloth3809

5 жыл бұрын

People who sre opposite of each other are always together for some reason God and Satan are hopping in the park

@Yadiloveswrasslin

5 жыл бұрын

It's always fun when that happens lol

@dragonfireinfernus336

5 жыл бұрын

Ironic ain’t it

@that1ragingbat_603

5 жыл бұрын

He plays the game like a fuckin madman XD

@Allantitan

5 жыл бұрын

Mark.....serious?

Did anyone realize that their server name was “BONERS”

@friendsthatdontknowwhattod7167

4 жыл бұрын

i did and i looked like 7 times and i said yep markiplier named it

@qualitypudding

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder why, lol

@tylermcdonald9372

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@gohansama3129

4 жыл бұрын

B-B-B-Boner cast

@sugardaddyshane3722

3 жыл бұрын

@@gohansama3129 I was looking for this comment lol

Nobody: Mark: Where are the inserters? I WANT TO SHOVE THINGS INSIDE OF WADE.

@trrash420.1

3 жыл бұрын

22:50

@stresseddictator1849

2 жыл бұрын

@@trrash420.1 its very gay if i say so myself

@trrash420.1

2 жыл бұрын

@@stresseddictator1849 it just mark being mark

49:40 my screen froze while bob and mark were doing this and i could just see mark’s frozen face while hearing “you suck you suck You suck You suck You suck You Suck You suck”

I just wanted to leave an update: I've shown my family this video. Now, my mother, my sister, and I communicate in public by saying "You suck" and awaiting a reply from the other.

@bubbleslokai7907

3 жыл бұрын

Best family 10/10

@drewblondie4795

3 жыл бұрын

My parents would disown me 😂

@bionicdragon5

3 жыл бұрын

It's just like my family, minus the reply.

@Daymusik

3 жыл бұрын

@פלג קיסלסי Well, to answer your question that KZread did not tell me I had, my mother say's "That what she said" and calls out possible innuendos far more frequently than I'd like, but it makes for interesting conversations.

@catsballs9657

3 жыл бұрын

aww I love your family

27:00 Sexual arousal through non-sexual topics 101. (+Wade rethinking the mental sanity of himself and the fan base supporting him) 10/10 must-have experience

@whitefireproductions3663

5 жыл бұрын

Gluten free, Non GMO sexual sounds

@ZZZREEET

16 күн бұрын

Contains caffeine though..

13:31 is the best thing ever. Just Marks' laugh and Bob's wry humor.

Mark and Wade getting food all excitedly is the purest thing in this video

I must have watched that clip starting at 11:01 like 100 times. Bob: (Coughing like crazy) I'm dying.... Mark: (Immediately) YAYYY!!!!!

@bridgetigo3857

5 жыл бұрын

Omg same

@Rose-like-the-Phoenix

5 жыл бұрын

LOL😂😂😂

@monwellh.g4372

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not Krazy for that too😂😂

@grass904

4 жыл бұрын

Mjca Coleman ur kookoo krazy

"are you a snail god? do i worship you?" *omfg wade*

@sados7884

5 жыл бұрын

It should be omfsg (Oh my f**cking snail God)

@apta9931

5 жыл бұрын

Wade is awesome🤣

@CarlosGarcia-pt5or

5 жыл бұрын

I read thus comment right when wade actually said that

@limelacroixcan

5 жыл бұрын

wade is going places

@Luna_Spiritus

5 жыл бұрын

8:58

Mark and wade:its a trampoline! Thing moves Mark and wade:AAAAAAHHHHH

4:15 nice form

When Marks game crashed I was waiting to hear "FRAMES"

@kelseymartin3431

5 жыл бұрын

austinator 888 me too honestly

@tedioustabii7454

5 жыл бұрын

"I'm having connection issues"

Mark’s reaction to anything Amy is something i need in my life.

Can we picture Mark's conversation from Amy's perspective? "Chica got her birthday chicken!..... Oddly enough, no.... I hope there are airhorns at my funeral."

@anxiousearth680

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ZZZREEET

16 күн бұрын

And then she hears mark and the slightly muffled voice of another man having several orgasms…

Bob: Why are you burning leaves? *concerned* Mark: Dude, I just wanted to burn some leaves! Let the man burn his leaves in peace.

@godlyhax4172

5 жыл бұрын

Ree

no-one: ... Wade: I HAVE FOUND THE SLUG GOD!!!!

@BlackMoonHowls

5 жыл бұрын

Lord Slug?

@Milesfr264

5 жыл бұрын

Literally how it was

@brandjohnson8788

5 жыл бұрын

What of those a slug God in real life

@hutao1331

3 жыл бұрын

THE CULT OF SNAIL GOD!🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

26:55 you're welcome Mark & Bob storage humping while Wade read his chat's website names. Manic magnificence.

The tap of the chisel reminds me of: 🎶A doot-doot-doot! A deet-deet-deet! A martial artist's life is the only life for me!🎶

* mustard gas goes into treches * Soldier: Oh look it's healing gas- OH GOD IT'S NOT HEALING GAS

@AssSensei

5 жыл бұрын

He'd probably continue to think it was healing gas even as he's dying. 😂

@christianwilson1118

5 жыл бұрын

I've a slight feeling he wouldnt be able to talk... much less breathe lol

@Koozul

4 жыл бұрын

ITS HURTING GAS, ITS HURTING GAAAAS

@robobitch5564

4 жыл бұрын

Pink Banana if it’s mustard gas he wouldn’t be able to talk cuz he would be choking on his own lungs (No joke mustard gas makes u throw up ur lungs)

@pedrorhodes6206

4 жыл бұрын

* 10 seconds later * 29:14

the title should've been 2 SATISFIED MEN...and Wade

@icnzblast1959

5 жыл бұрын

Divi & knuckles

@kingfordvr5863

4 жыл бұрын

Lucid zBlast and mister Rognosaur

@Phloggah

4 жыл бұрын

Demonic God and your mom

@danielvigil8840

4 жыл бұрын

2 and A half satisfied men

@supermariotheories9184

4 жыл бұрын

No. It should have been three men acting gay with each other, but individually

Wades laugh like 'heh heh' was so funny i nearly spat my tea out.

Not enough people bringing up the whole "Of course, the moose cube. Guys, we've been doing this all wrong" part. What the fuck is a moose cube and why is it so amazing?

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

37:52

Mark: WHY IS ITS HEAD SO TINYYY Wade: Maybe it’s anti-Markiplier. Mark: D,:

@aarepelaa1142

5 жыл бұрын

What the heeck this reads for me on one of howtobasics videos

@ozaru90

5 жыл бұрын

@@aarepelaa1142 That's a glitch with KZread. You have to close your browser window (Firefox/Chrome/Explorer) and then reopen your browser window. The glitch mixes names and comments, but it doesn't cause any actual harm. It's essentially a visual glitch.

Bob: ooh I made electricity! Mark: ohhh big woop Thomas Edison did that ages ago

@vixviarts

5 жыл бұрын

I dont know Probably Even tho Thomas Edison didn’t make Electricity 😂😂 Ben Franklin did-

@PhantomGamZ

5 жыл бұрын

@@vixviarts Thomas Edison was the man who made light bulb's

@vixviarts

5 жыл бұрын

Garret McCormick He created Lightbulbs; Ben Franklin discovered Electricity.

@legalizehomicide7262

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Edison was a pathetic thief who electrified an elephant

@PhantomGamZ

5 жыл бұрын

@@vixviarts I know

"I ate your god whos your god now"😂😂😂

10:49 that Seth Rogen laugh tho

Mark: * looks directly at the flowers* Me: "Mark dont-" Mark: "Im PiCkInG fLoWeRs, GuYs!!"

@rylanhuffman7850

2 жыл бұрын

I was reading this as the scene happened

@Pinonyan

2 жыл бұрын

Help me with the reference 😂 what is it?

@rylanhuffman7850

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pinonyan I was reading comments as mark said he's picking flowers

@enirutneva

2 жыл бұрын

@@rylanhuffman7850 they were probably asking about the OP and not you

@64_jhex

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pinonyan None.. OP knew the flowers were aggressive aliens.

14:15 *after screaming and killing said thing in the cave* ".... Theres things in the cave by the way" Nice reaction Mark

Nobody: Wade: WE CAN USE THE MOOSE CUBE!!!

@ZZZREEET

16 күн бұрын

The great ingenuity of the mighty land of Canada…

Mark Can You Make Part 4 Pls. Make A Part 4 Mark Pls We Want It.

Marks conscience: BE HELPFUL MARK Mark: I HAVE CONCRETE AHHHHHH, WHAT DO YOU NEED, WHAT DO YOU NEED? I HAVE IT!