🗿 "If I need time alone, I go ANYWHERE." Ouch❗

#18 In an attic somewhere, there's a portrait of Stephen Miller getting younger.

@catherineleary9831

4 жыл бұрын

Good one 👏

@portostrengthunion

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@kevinforslund52

2 жыл бұрын

nice

How did they get pictures of Stephen Miller? I thought Vampires couldn't be photographed...

@black7987echo

4 жыл бұрын

Obsequious Factotum he sucks the “Don”?

@chrissiek8706

4 жыл бұрын

@Obsequious Factotum your name 🤔🤔🤔... wait, was that not how Tapper called him on that infant cut interview?

@chastitymarks2185

4 жыл бұрын

@Obsequious Factotum I'd call him a mosquito: he sucks and he is a menace.

@j.reynolds3089

4 жыл бұрын

Vampire? That would explain why he has no reflection?

he's the thing that the thing under the bed is scared of

@deniseandrews113

4 жыл бұрын

😆😅😂

@cajunmanDan

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤪

@michaelrobertson6618

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅thats a white hot burn...

@internationalrtg5602

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a Jew what do you expect?

Pee Wee German!!! Me : Spits Beer out! (I know, it's a party foul!)

@SGGCREATIVES

4 жыл бұрын

Next round is on you

When he was in high school he couldn’t understand why he was expected to pick up his trash when the school employed people to do that.

@wvusmc

4 жыл бұрын

@Eileen Farrar Racist

@kjamison5951

4 жыл бұрын

Masada1911 Sadly, a true story.

@pianoman551000

4 жыл бұрын

That's absolutely true!! He wrote a high school op-ed piece complaining that students weren't responsible for cleaning up their mess!

"Stephen Miller looks like his skull is trying to escape his head." .Samantha Bee.....

VOTE the gop and their madman out in 2020!!

@malenurse1999

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm before Obama nation debt $9 trillion, after Obama $19 trillion. It is up to $22 trillion now. So trump is under spending obama so far, created more jobs, stronger economy, and you call him a madman. All the democrats have promised is to double if not triple the national debt, open our borders to let anyone in the support them indefinitely. And you claim TRUMP IS A MADMAN, you kind sir live in you own reality.

@johno1405

4 жыл бұрын

Jack trolls for trump

@malenurse1999

4 жыл бұрын

Jack about the standard response from a liberal. I state facts you call names and try to insult. Well have a nice day and hope your prospects for beating Trump get better.

@johno1405

4 жыл бұрын

malenurse1999 informed people are Dems. No wonder the gop need so many trolls because their policies only benefit their dark money donors not regular americans

@malenurse1999

4 жыл бұрын

John O well I guess that’s one way of looking at it. It’s completely wrong but when has that ever stopped a liberal from speaking or writing? Unemployment record low across the board, economy up, consumer confidence up, after 3 years of shouting at the wind orange man bad....... still no proof he has done a single thing wrong. Your leading candidate has to slow down so he can take a nap in the afternoon. Reality, I wish liberals lived in it. Alas all they can do is scream 😱 and call people names, and let’s not forget the hypocrisy you guy takes dark money............ even though Trump has higher number of small individual donors. Liberals and facts it’s like you are allergic. 😆

He's a Sociopath... a lot of the current/former administrations are staffed by people who fall within these categories to varying levels, but now it's on direct display and it's pretty fucked up to be witnessing the chaos going on.

Steven Miller, on what level of Dante’s inferno does he appear ?

@pianoman551000

4 жыл бұрын

Level three.

@esandstrom778

3 жыл бұрын

All of them

Mannequins give you the silent treatment too

Miller looks like a young Mr Burns from the cartoon The Simpsons.

He's the real life Wormtongue.

Wait, his name is not Gargamel?

Stephen Miller is one of the oldest looking millenials I have ever seen.....

I don't know if 25 Things You Don't Know About Stephen Miller are factual. But I know it is true.

@Creshex8

4 жыл бұрын

We believe in truth, not facts.

That was very mean and well-deserved. Stephen Miller got politicized at college when somebody told him to pick up his own trash. What do we have janitors for?, he replied and vowed to do everything he could to make the world a shittier place.

He's 34? MFer is aging like avocado

@gavillanletsoalo3393

4 жыл бұрын

If you have so much hate in you, you'll definitely age like that

@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295

4 жыл бұрын

Damn he looks 15 years older

Peewee German, hilarious

For anyone who's seen The Last Kingdom on Netflix, Stephen Miller is basically Aethelwold.

You are the man Bill!!

I'd like to know more about Stephen Miller's parents, and why they raised him to become the evil incarnate version of Peewee Herman. [edit] Its now clear that Stephen's entire family has basically disowned him. While that is sad, I COMMEND his family for standing up for human rights.

@kimberlys8422

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to know too... he is a descendant of holocaust survivors yet still somehow hates asylum seekers... because they're dark-skinned? 🤷

@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

4 жыл бұрын

kimberly s because he’s the equal and opposite reaction to his parents

@CAP198462

4 жыл бұрын

Peewee Herman wasn’t exactly a great human being either...was it two arrests for indecent exposure or three?

@kimberlys8422

4 жыл бұрын

@@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 He's one of those "grievance collectors" who went bald at 30 and probably never lost their virginity.

@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748

4 жыл бұрын

kimberly s 😂😂😂

I guess people have always seen Miller's resemblance to Goebbels.

24. His idea of a date is getting a hand massage and a manicure.

GENIUS. Also, wish Van Jones would’ve been on this panel to laugh as hard as he did @ the Ted Cruz one

This bit could have been much funnier given the subject matter. You set the bar pretty high with the Ted Cruz bit.

When he sprayed on the aerosol hair I suppose it was to make him seem younger? Like his age was regressing? Sort of a “Benjamin Butthole”effect.

@kitcobain444

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo!!

@jondunmore4268

4 жыл бұрын

The spray-on hair was to hide the "666."

When I see pictures of him I realize what Mr. Burns looked like when he was younger.

Coincidentally, it was his birthday when this aired lol

@sneaky6ix

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Miller doesn't have a birthday, he was assembled in an underground lab using parts of dead nazis.

Stephen Miller's idol is Lee Harvey Oswald

@Raphanne

4 жыл бұрын

And James Earl Ray

@kjamison5951

4 жыл бұрын

Emperor Palpatine. “What shall we do with the migrants, sir?” “Wipe them out. All of them.”

@brandaanderson1673

4 жыл бұрын

OR they guy who set LHO up.

He's definitely an incel.

@Raphanne

4 жыл бұрын

The crazy thing is that he might have been but I'm sure there are crazies out there who want him now, like they wanted Charles Manson.

@teresahowick5197

4 жыл бұрын

Eileen Farrar I’m sorry but that was hilarious!! Much needed laugh. Thank you 😂

@nonmagicmike723

4 жыл бұрын

@@Raphanne They're not crazies, they're called women. Bitches have always wet themselves for psychos.

@sbmfromdsm

4 жыл бұрын

No doubt. Who'd admit to fucking him?

@kmlckd

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, there's definitely some missing prostitutes who's last known whereabouts were with Miller

Why does Stephen Miller look vaguely like Bela Lugosi?

@stucazzo2181

4 жыл бұрын

Bloodsuckers look alike.

@sdfkjgh

4 жыл бұрын

Jacquelyn French: You wouldn't say that if you saw a picture of a very young Bela as Jesus. www.google.com/search?q=bela+lugosi+as+jesus+christ&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZ4N6XvZzkAhUSw1kKHSKPA90Q_AUIESgB&biw=1366&bih=592#spf=1566683060355

@portostrengthunion

4 жыл бұрын

Totally thought the same thing

@brandaanderson1673

4 жыл бұрын

Especially during the making of Plan Nine From Outer Space.

@Weegee766

4 жыл бұрын

Please don’t speak ill off the dead

0:27 Mr. Burns "release the hounds smitters".

Stephen MILLER is the real life “Gargamel” from the smurfs 😜😂🤣

Loved his performance in "It". 👏

May God hasten the meeting between the Devourer of flesh and the Devourer of souls.........

Pee-Wee German, lmao👏👏😂👍 I'm going to start calling him that thanks.👍

If "How he lives with himself" isn't #1 I don't care about what is.

I wish this channel would post the whole episode!

Oh damn creepy Stephen millet. Gaggggg

That Miller guy (light bulb head) should get paid enough so he could afford to have hair transplanted, just like his master. EL PRESIDENTE PELUCA.

Bill Maher keeps it’s real. 😂 😆 😝

He's Igor to Trump's mad supervillian.

#27 I don't know I'm going bald because I don't make a reflection in mirrors.

Also, he is a direct descendant of Nosferatu.

@richardc7869

4 жыл бұрын

Hellen Anoosheh 😂

Everything you need to know about him is written in the Goetia.

So good!

He's like Heydrich, but without that sparkling sense of humor.

Makes me ashamed that I went to the same college as Miller.

these were very good.

A really creepy guy with creepy views to match.

Heidi's snickering is the best.

Stephen Miller is only 33 years old, but he already looks like an old man.

I would say that Miller looks like Transylvanian Riff Raff in cult-classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show - but I wouldn't want to offend the strikingly handsome original iconic actor Richard O'Brien.

And finally he asks, "What is a friend?"

#12 made me laugh out loud

#1 he is 1922s Nospheratu character. He still living and flying.

Bill, have me on man!!

If Heinrich Himmler's ghost possessed a moldy hard boiled egg.

Longevity in this administration is a measure of weakness of character.

#24 When kids misbehave their parents punish them by giving them my haircut aka the cul-de-sac.

I hope Miller accidentally watched this

I’m not sure I want to know

Ohhhh I got it...!!! These is what Steve King was talking about it a couple of days ago Stephen Miller 🤷‍♂️... I'm soo slow 🤦‍♂️🤪

Stephen Miller can play the creepy bad guy in any Hollywood movie. He looks perfect for this role.

@martinrhoads7691

2 жыл бұрын

See, in life, when one dungeon door closes, another dungeon door opens.

#28 -- After I posed for a cover shoot of the NOSFERATU reboot, they told me to go to makeup and get cleaned up for lunch, but I told them I wasn't wearing any makeup.

Number 13. If i need time alone, I go anywhere... *sniffles* I'm lonely!!

Miller looks like a creature from the X-Files' monster of the week type of episode.

And to think the GOP would never find another toady like Karl Rove. 🐸

Nosferatu is scared of Steven Miller.

Was that Walter marcado saying Bolton 😂

Stephen Miller in Maniac 2: Cuz Frank Zito wasn't scary enough!!!

Shephen Miller is a young Mr.Burns

#26: miller actually likes his fresh fly larvae sauteed, not fried...

Truly hilarious!

Good show ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆•

When you look up 'Lawful evil', there's a photo of this guy

Miller, looks like a young Mr. Burns

He looks like Montgomery T. Burns from the Simpson

No. 26 : he wasn't breast fed as a child

@Ztormie

4 жыл бұрын

this is why you don't write the jokes.

@jonthompson7106

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ztormie ?

@Ztormie

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonthompson7106 :)

@howardkerr8174

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ztormie To borrow an old joke, from Rodney Dangerfield I think: When Stephen Miller was born, the doctor slapped both his parents.

"Pee-Wee German"...Brilliant....

“The tacos are stealing jobs from hamburgers.” Lmao

He looks like a young Roy Cohen.😁

I was expecting jokes.

#26 when you look up the word incel there is just a picture of Stephen Miller

Pee Wee German. The best one.

Miller looks like someone looking for payback...like he feels owed for some personal slight that happened back in his high school years.

@Gymnopediea

4 жыл бұрын

#incel

@thehoneybadgerusmc

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought he had a big crush on a Latino student in high school who rejected him or bullied him for being creepy. Otherwise I can’t explain why a minority like him hates another minority group.

Steven miller’s hair is trying to slowly escape his head

Give it up Bill ...really

Stephen Miller was the first person to be rejected by Uber

0:24 He looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons

Stephen Miller is like Lee high on edibles from uncle Joey Diaz 😂

Was the chubby lady serious when she said Bolton was amazing? If she was talking about his mustache I would have to agree, but as a cabinet member? I don't know.

I can't imagine how empty he must be...someone who seems to enjoy cruelty in an almost orgasmic way. Its inhumane , yet he delights in the pain of others.

Why would you "Ooh!" a gag about Miller? Have you seen this president?

Miller looks like his skull is trying to come out his head🤣🤣🤣

well...at least he's not addicted to his phone. ;)

"I'm a cancer. I don't know my astrological sign."

Stephen Miller reminds me of a young Vladimir Putin who died and became a vampire.

#28 When I was little I wanted to be a Superman. Now that I am 34 and know Superman is not real, I want to be a Santa Claus