I give this rant 5 stars.

@barbarajoseph-adam8337

4 жыл бұрын

I give your comment only 3.5 stars because you didn’t use any big words, like “tremendous”.

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4 жыл бұрын

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@SGGCREATIVES

4 жыл бұрын

I rate your comment 5/7. There's no nudity.

@That80sGuy1972

4 жыл бұрын

I rate your comment only 2 stars because I can't fap to it.

@maoufa

4 жыл бұрын

New Message I rate you 2/5

“A human being, who sometimes has a bad day.” Some of the truest words ever spoken!

@michaelcain721

4 жыл бұрын

It really is, and when we’re quiet or moody because of it it’s like we’re the bad ones

There's a Black Mirror episode about this..

@nerdanalog1707

4 жыл бұрын

kingman2332 that episode is my worst nightmare

@musicnlove911

4 жыл бұрын

this is actually how the chinese system work. If you don't "behave" to a certain standard - which might be adjusted to the needs of the party - you can lose your right to travel, to apply for housing/credit/schools,... That might work for some time. But even the most collectivist society will be sick of it at some point i hope.

@Kleavers

4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite.

@Games_and_Music

4 жыл бұрын

Even the Orville had an episode about that

@kuldeepkaur8633

4 жыл бұрын

nosedive

George Carlin would also have a lot to say about this ratings nonsense.

@jashanestone

4 жыл бұрын

Especially this sensitive age where anybody's offended by every fucking thing.. 😒

@thinkertinker8004

4 жыл бұрын

He'd have a lot of shit to say in general

@jjohnsengraciesmom

4 жыл бұрын

I miss George Carlin every day. What would he say now about malls and stores closing, now everyone orders online. Now we don't even leave our homes and walk around.

@duvan.deschain

4 жыл бұрын

I started to watch Maher's videos after watching his interview to Carlin. There's a clear influence there and I'm sure Carlin would be happy about Maher's work.

@shailovaranjanshukla3571

4 жыл бұрын

He would have lost his shit

One of Bill Maher's best segments ever, 5 stars. ;)

@vitaliys

4 жыл бұрын

On par with fat shaming. As long as he stays away from Trump and politics he is witty and funny

@Auriflamme

4 жыл бұрын

Worst youtube comment ever, 0 stars.

@BeautifulMutant

3 жыл бұрын

@@Auriflamme Worst reply ever. 0 stars.

@Auriflamme

3 жыл бұрын

@@BeautifulMutant Fair enough, it's such an old thread I don't remember what it was about.

@BeautifulMutant

3 жыл бұрын

@@Auriflamme Y'know, I didn't even look at the date.....😂

Good on him for mentioning the social credit system. That’s some scary shit

@CarlosReyes-sk1zs

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yea is scary.imagine to be judge constanly by the system.big BROTHER IS WATCHING.

@op3129

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarlosReyes-sk1zs youtube has noted your comment

@CarlosReyes-sk1zs

4 жыл бұрын

@@op3129 DAMM,THEY GOT ME!

@tskk_NMSL

4 жыл бұрын

except... China didn't have that system implemented right now. Maybe US will set up their own ones before China, who knows.

@frunkytowntesla

4 жыл бұрын

The University of Alabama now uses an app that tracks the movements of the students during home football games and uses future ticket pricing and availability to reward those who stay through the 4th quarter and punish any student who might leave the stadium early, even if staying means sitting in 100 degree sun, watching a 55-0 blowout of some paid sacrificial lamb like Louisiana-Lafayette. Google "Orwellabama". Big Brother is rapidly becoming real and Americans seem to be okay with it. We're doomed........

Love that review of salt: "Four stars, salty"

Loved this. You never know what's going on in someone else's life, so let's cut people some slack!

This is what the Black Mirror episode "Nosedive" is all about

@liamgrima2234

4 жыл бұрын

I felt so bad for the girl. She didn’t mean to collide with the lady on the sidewalk...and that’s were her rating system went down

@lking1540

4 жыл бұрын

Community did it first.

@meatiesogarcia6478

4 жыл бұрын

@@lking1540 Everybody talks about Black Mirror and forgets the better and earlier Community episode. Maybe we should say it with mustard in our face.

@lking1540

4 жыл бұрын

@@meatiesogarcia6478 lol, what can I say seems like the only people whose voice gets heard are 5s. Now excuse me I'm going to enjoy this apple.

He's right, but rating makes sense some times. Shady businesses, tourist traps etc. etc. have a much harder time this way.

@Hoganply

2 жыл бұрын

Equalised by vindictive jobsworth assholes spamming dishonest negative reviews.

@anthonydilugi4672

2 жыл бұрын

Really. How many fraud companies did it undo. Big multi national cos. still making pirate profits and rubbing their terrible products in your face while you rate them low.

@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667

Жыл бұрын

Dude. Now that I think of it. I once whipped out my phone... and got mad at a business for not offering me a bag and wrote a rant-y review. I kinda feel bad now... but is this where we are arriving where we hold everyone accountable for micro-est details and slip ups? Then again Silicon Valley created this monster and reaping what they sew.

@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667

Жыл бұрын

*sowed... lol

@cioccolateriaveneziana

5 ай бұрын

Sometimes, yes. We should make more effort, though, and rather write a (short) review than just give 3 stars out of 5 for "some reason". Bill's right about how ubiquitous rating has become. We see where it can go in Black Mirror: Nosedive.

I always love the New Rules! Always good for a few laughs!

@snowstrobe

4 жыл бұрын

Generally, it's the only part I can stomach nowadays.

@VoidETERNAL1

4 жыл бұрын

I like your name 🤘😂

There is one area where we should have ranking but don't: Voting

Thank you, thank you! Working in retail I have to deal with this every single day. Everything is a damn experience! You didn’t greet them in a happy sincere manor, you didn’t put the receipt in my bag but handed it to me... It ruined my day! If this is the worse you’ve had happen today, then damn it, you’ve had a good day. I didn’t feel as if I were appreciated, no one was smiling, the workers aren’t smiling because they are dealing with ass wipes who think the world is not enough. Oh Bill, the new thing is now, “l’m calling corporate!”

"Millennials might be into that" Bill, millennials are the low wage workers on the reserving end of thoes reviews.

@noirrain6005

4 жыл бұрын

Keep voting socialists and you will soon be unemployed.

@SailingSeignior

4 жыл бұрын

Noir Rain Yeah, what have unions ever done for the American worker besides higher wages, paid time off, weekends, and 40-hour work weeks? Psh, vote for elite Republicans. That’s who fights for the little guy!

@noirrain6005

4 жыл бұрын

SailingSeignior Unions started well, but have long been corrupted. Now they are colluding with the companies. Are you blind?

@SailingSeignior

4 жыл бұрын

Noir Rain Unions are at their weakest point in history due to Republicans going back to Reagan. Are you nuts?

@mrdot1126

4 жыл бұрын

bullshit... look at for argument sake, the Rotten tomato "pro critic's.. most of them are between 20-40 old...

So funny. So on point! I literally was laughing throughout. Bill Maher has so many unique insights into a variety of topics. He never goes out of style! I've been watching him since the 90's on Politically Incorrect. Was obsessed with that show then and can't get enough Real Time nowadays . Bill Maher always keeps it real ☮️❤️

30 seconds in and I was already singing amen , enough with the "was it good for you, too"

“I didn’t meet a single Republican politician”. Sorry Bill, you’re just not young enough for them.

@josephsmith1893

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha. I am glad I scrolled down enough to see your comment! It's sad and funny at the same time!

@LazyIRanch

4 жыл бұрын

He probably didn't tap his foot in just the "right" way. 😂

@EugeneAxe

4 жыл бұрын

Epstein wasn't a politician last time I checked. Weak argument.

@priscillajimenez27

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining the joke. I honestly didn't get it lol Seriously no sarcasm

@Alkalite

4 жыл бұрын

@@RkicF8 Bill Maher only defended female teachers having sex with male students. Maybe watching this will help you understand? kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2qp2Nhqkbabj6w.html

I'm on hold "because my call is important" - but not important enough to answer in a timely fashion. All the follow-up stuff is really just trying to gauge whether your frustration with the low priority you've been given is going to cost someone future sales. How long you have to line up for customer service tells you volumes about the quality of products and customer service. The review thing just lets people think they are important and venting their opinion matters so they won't simply seek out better products instead of helping companies with their consumer research and data mining.

@jespermadsen9297

4 жыл бұрын

There is quite a lot of consideration going into finding that golden limit between getting as many people to hang up as possible without it affecting sales too much. Also making things as troublesome to do as possible without customers getting "stubborn" and angry enough to stay on it and cancel. That last one is why it is so difficult to complain or change services sometimes, where they resort to confusing formulas that don't work or force you to call in or even write snail-mail to do these things. It is considered and studied.

@arx754

4 жыл бұрын

I will take those surveys following a call to a service center because I learned that good results mean the worker might get bonuses, etc. It's my way of looking out for the "little guy" is these big companies. And, yes, I give them 5 stars if they were nice and TRIED to help me, even if they weren't able to. Matter of fact, I've never NOT given the worker five stars and will add a few words (if asked for) to "extol" the worker for being so pleasant, helpful, etc. After all, they're working some crap job at a call center, so if I can help their pay a bit, why not? Only takes a couple of minutes.

@Malt454

4 жыл бұрын

@@arx754 - I do look at it a little differently, I guess. When I have to call customer service, and it is far more frequently lately, I'm calling to have something fixed that I've already paid for to have work correctly the first time. I have nothing against the service representatives, but their trials and tribulations aren't my concern - when I do surveys about service, it's to give honest assessment about service (and a lot of it is far from exceptional), not to help with bonuses.

@worriorjack

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a fuckin joke my dude

@arx754

3 жыл бұрын

@@Malt454 : It is not the Service Reps' fault. They're just a cog in a big wheel. If I believe they're sincerely doing their best, I ALWAYS give them a great review. I have no doubt that they put up with a LOT of abuse every day, and it's not like the jobs pay that much. IT's one small way I can make the life of a fellow human being just a tiny bit better. A bad review might make you feel better for a few minutes, but at what cost to the Rep who is likely doing his/her best?

"As in for fuck sake leave me alone" LMAO. And so true.

I love the lady that left a review for salt. "I use daily with some food"

@ziziscorsese9475

3 жыл бұрын

I like my salt raw .

@WittyUsernamehere

3 жыл бұрын

Such a deep and thought provoking review.

@daveman5860

3 жыл бұрын

I think she was being dry funny.

He got me with the Denny’s thing 😂

@yerout7168

4 жыл бұрын

The Denny's thing was awesome.....

@user-uy3eq5hg1s

4 жыл бұрын

jenika pacheco I've tried going to Dennys in the past few years and every time it has been horrible and just as expensive as a local diner. I remember when I was a kid Dennys was actually good. Think it has something to do with them always hiring ex cons as their chefs now.

@yerout7168

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-uy3eq5hg1s depends on the Denny's. Ive been in shitty Denny's and I have been in ok Denny's lets not forget its Denny's its not fine dining im pretty sure you would never catch bill Maher eating there ever!!!!!

@profshad3429

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-uy3eq5hg1s where do you live? It's not as exoensive

@user-uy3eq5hg1s

4 жыл бұрын

@@profshad3429 It's not expensive but my point is you can get a better meal for the same price at a local diner instead of a Denny's unless you get one of their specials. I appreciate Denny's as a place to go at 3AM when you're totally wasted but besides that no thanks.

Love Bill Maher. Funny as hell and very knowledgeable in political matters

This is honestly the best clip I've seen in a long time. 5 stars!

He's so good! Can't stop watching these.

Don't always like Bill Maher but this is so on point. Except the millennials jibe somewhere in there. Other than that, super on point, 4.8 stars.

@jiggerypokery3761

4 жыл бұрын

@Walter Jr. Cancel culture is like 100 people. 1 person can pretend to be 1000 No reason to say that is everyone between 19 and 39

@christelheadington1136

4 жыл бұрын

@Walter Jr. -AKA the "LIKE ME!" generation .

@arx754

4 жыл бұрын

@Visionary Owl : "I beg your pardon; we never promised you a rose garden". I'm a boomer, and I had no say in you millennials being born,. Geez, you guys had the LUCK to be born in the US rather than China, Pakistan, Yemen, or any other country where your life would likely be miserable, and here you are BITCHING about the "times" you were born in. Have never seen a generation with such a sense of ENTITLEMENT than you guys. PLENTY of good jobs for people who get a degree in STEM subjects. Don't bitch just because you got a degree in something like "Sociology" or "History". DECADES ago, when I was in college, I choose a BS in Accounting and NOT because I thought it would be FUN to be an accountant. I researched and learned it was a good, solid major always in demand. (And, btw, I ended up spending 25 years working as a "forensic accountant" which was a job I loved. "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". The whiners like you seem to plan to spend their entire lifetime blaming other generations for their "life". I can see you now, at 50 or 60, in therapy, talking about how the "boomers" ruined your life. Not a pretty picture.

@jiggerypokery3761

4 жыл бұрын

@Walter Jr. So out of the last 100 people you met at least 10 of them where SJWs? I find it much lower then that

@JP-xg6bv

4 жыл бұрын

@@arx754 Morons like you that don't even know proper grammar got jobs at businesses that were small during your time, and are now either much bigger, or have been acquired by another, more successful company. Because of all the growth your incompetent dumbass was handed free promotions and extra money you didn't deserve nor earn. Now that things are stagnant, no one can pull your same dumbassery and just randomly succeed, unlike when you were younger. Now the economy and country is waning, foreign powers go over our heads to negotiate with the EU and you don't like it, so you decided to just bitch about young people, while you had the most overprivileged generation in all of human history. Then you have the gall to tell someone in a completely neccessary job that will always be needed they don't deserve enough money to live, it's not your fault your generation fucked up the environment AND the economy in an idiotic stroke (pun intended), that YOU deserve lower taxes despite having more than enough to live, the younger poor people should pay for everything. YOU deserve social security and a retirement, but milennials don't, because you say so. BTW, I am a STEM major, want some super simple math? Not nearly enough STEM jobs for millenials even IF exactly the neccessary amount decided to go STEM, most would still be fucked by your boomin' fat ass that was responsible for the creation of husky khakis and XXXL clothing. Have fun getting fat and dying while the world goes to shit! I'm sure blaming the youth will fix EVERYTHING.

I think the only times ratings are important is for hotels. Because it's a place you're going to be staying in for a week or longer, home away from home almost, and you need to know about experiences of others, and then make your decision.

@nerdanalog1707

4 жыл бұрын

Except not really. TripAdvisor, for example, is shitty. There was a whole show about the best TripAdvisor-rated restaurant in London, which actually didn't exist. Secondly, US Americans are in a US-centered bubble, ignorant and self-entitled tourists; they can't accept the fact that there can still be cultural differences. They expect everywhere to be like the US and are so needy. I really would hate to work for a hotel in the US. #talesfromthefrontdesk

@nerdanalog1707

4 жыл бұрын

@Cool Hand Mark Yep, I work in one. Got it.

@howardkerr8174

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerdanalog1707 I understand there can be several aspects to this, but about a year ago I considered traveling to an area I had passed through several times. I hadn't noticed the motel "situation" on previous trips and the town I was going to was out in "the sticks". 1 or 2 of the motels in the area had bad reviews, 1 mentioned bed bugs. But if the bad reviews didn't indicate a long term trend or a recent problem....I took them "with a grain of salt" so to speak. On the flipside, I don't go out to eat all that often but a few years ago went to a restaurant I thought had been recommended by a local alt newspaper. Well, the review wasn't recent, and the food was mediocre. CANNED veggies at a restaurant in Florida is a no-no in my book. They didn't ask me to do a survey, but that restaurant was closed for good within a year. (The night that I ate there less than a dozen people were having dinner there.)

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

I've been to some very highly rated hotels and I can tell you my experience was no where near the ''professed'' superior quality of the rooms. e.g. the Grand Californian Hotel at Disneyland. basic as a Motel 6, and that was the high end room, they don't provide much in the room because they think you're going to be out in the park all the time. Disney HoteL, EPIC FAIL

@nicholaslewis8594

4 жыл бұрын

If I’m buying something online rating are important since I can’t look it over directly myself and only see the pictures the vendor wants me to see.

I'm a rideshare driver and my ratings have plummeted over just a few 1 star reviews. I definitely agree with this.

Amen Bill. Agree with this 100%. And I hate youtube's old rating system with stars as much as the current one with likes and dislikes. No ratings, period.

And that is the difference between Maher and John Oliver. John Oliver would have put up the website.

@Dayvit78

4 жыл бұрын

Maher uses his budget to setup a nice green room for the guests (and you can bet there are 420 types of green in there). Oliver uses his budget to make world record size cakes. To each his own!

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4 жыл бұрын

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@snowstrobe

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dayvit78 Give me cake! Better yet, give me both, at the same time.

@nicholaslewis8594

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver never denies where he leans, buy at least he links sources. So prove where he’s wrong or stfu.

@nicholaslewis8594

4 жыл бұрын

but*

I'm going to give that weed a nice review, Bill is awesome

Bill needs more rants like this!

That was Epic. The sign outside say's Denny's.

Love it! Finally, someone speaks my mind about this!

I always comment on how much I don't like to comment.

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4 жыл бұрын

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@Games_and_Music

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to like!

@livinginvancouverbc2247

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I never leave a comment.

"People review salt. Kat says five stars: I use daily with some food." Lol I lost it!

Recently I bought some thing from Amazon , one of the items was broken . Was asked about my experience and told them one was broken , their response ( oh so sorry ) please return items ( only one was broken ) print out label and return , I dont have a printer , their response we will send one . No label , then I get an e-mail to rate my experience, so I told them one was broken and I was waitng for them to send a label , so e-mailed them back and told them I'am 72 years old and have copd the nearest bus stop is about 1 mile away ,it is 105. Degree's outside , of course this was e-mailed on the eleventh and had to be sent by the twelfth to an address 20 miles away , for a return of $ 12 . Thanks Bill your topic hits home with this old guy

@christelheadington1136

4 жыл бұрын

@Black Rod -Do they have an "FU" box to check?

@Carewolf

4 жыл бұрын

I recently rated a noname shitty cable 3/5 and they are still harassing me over it.. "How can we improve your experience?" ... By fucking off, I am not returning a $3 cable just because it is mediocre and you are scammers scumming for 5 star reviews.

@akinpaws

4 жыл бұрын

You can print things at Staples.

I love these Bill Maher solo’s and the forced laughter from his panel.

Totally agree Bill. It’s made it’s way to U.K. too and it pisses me off! I recently bought some Chicago screws (now, now Bill... actual screws 😉) on Amazon and I was asked to rate my experience, my expectations AND my satisfaction on screws performance! My favourite is request from amazon to rate flower seeds which are to be planted March 2020! WTF I keep asking myself I also rate this rant ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The rating thing is an integral part of internet shopping, the reason for it being that you can't see the item you are buying in person until you already bought it, so the only way to get an appropriate judgment of the product is to rely on what other people that have already bought it and seen it say about it. From here, people got used to weighing other people's opinion in other activities aswell. It's not unreasonable if handled properly.

Lmao. A memorable New Rules segment.

So true. It is all the stupid constant contact software running. It’s cheap to badger customers.

Anyone else notice how "Kat's" review of salt described it as "salty"? OK im a simpleton but laughed at that

Bill is simply brilliant.

God Yes! Well said! My experience with this segment was very satisfying.

the difficulty of having affairs with current vehicle tech is super accurate.

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

if you need to have an affair, perhaps you don't need to be married or committed.

The novel 1984 comes to mind

One of the funniest New Rules I've seen

These are my favorite New Rules. The everyday annoyance ones

I use daily with some food - is one of the funniest things I have ever read

"I don't like to judge" as Bill proceeds to do so

Thank you Bill for articulating my thoughts!!!!! 10 stars

Busted out laughing at this one, lol.

I got my car serviced at the dealer on the 5th. I got two emails that day thanking me and asking to fill out their survey and another five during the next week because I didn't. Finally I filled out their damn survey and told them I appreciate their work and that's why I've got it worked on exclusively at the dealer for the last three years, but stop emailing me a half dozen requests.

If bill didn't get instant feedback after every sentence he speaks, he wouldn't have a show

Say all you want but I WILL rate you Bill - you are among three smartest TV "comedians" in the US. LIVE WITH IT!

I'm proud of you Bill making a big turnaround. Maybe I'll start listening to you again after many many years of not.

@anthonydilugi4672

2 жыл бұрын

No one cares about your opinion

Aww man... I gave this video a thumbs up without even thinking. I am the problem!!

@steve1978ger

4 жыл бұрын

Thumbs up if you like this comment

“Snake my drain” i think you got it backwards Bill.

@libanali3021

4 жыл бұрын

would you get off the guy's snake damn

@daveman5860

3 жыл бұрын

That would be, drain my snake. 😆💥😱👍

From now on, answer your surveys, with extreme sense of humor. 💥👍))

This is just brilliant!

There's an episode of Gumball about this. Funny but quite accurate

Oh come on the salt one was an obvious joke. What is really the nasty thing is, as he said, that employers are using the satisfaction polls in algorithms to dock the employees on their evals if they get anything below a perfect score.

Well said, Bill. Solid 4.5/5 from me.

This is getting even worse! saw some 20 something woman demand to see the manager and she complained because the waitress wasn't smiling enough!

It’s a Black Mirror episode basically. Look it up, it’s a real episode.

@kylestubbs8867

4 жыл бұрын

Napoleon I Bonaparte What’s it called?

@Markus_Andrew

4 жыл бұрын

@@kylestubbs8867 "Nosedive".

@charliedillon1400

4 жыл бұрын

The older lady in the truck with zero stars is my fucking hero.

@SophiaAphrodite

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it's an episode. But it's not real.

This just in from the “GET OFF MY LAWN!” dept.

As a millennial I have to say I freakin love Bill.

There is a great Community episode that speaks directly to this topic.

Ehh, don’t knock Denny’s. It isn’t always shit. Go there at 2am.

Although I'm tired of the Millennial Bashing, I'm glad his new rules are laying off bashing progressives.

@colewood3297

4 жыл бұрын

The stupid thing is that millennial's are some of the least likely people to judge workers for how they do they're job, since most of them know what it's like to have such a shitty job & might even still have one themselves. It's the boomers who love to judge service workers. They're the ones who won't leave a tip because the waitress didn't smile.

@mscbijles1256

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt actual progressives (well, as I perceive them, i.e. most people that care not only about themselves but also those around them) would leave salty reviews everywhere by the bucket load.

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@girlwhomustnotbenamed4139

4 жыл бұрын

@@colewood3297 Exactly. And it's pretty rich for Bill - of all people - to complain about judgy people. Has he listened to himself in a while?

@KarlTheExpert

4 жыл бұрын

@@colewood3297 Millennials are judgmental af, yeah they should know better but social media is rotting their brains and turning them into whiny hypocrites, complaining about how boomers are at fault for their own shitty life choices.

“Four fucks sake leave me alone!” HAHA

Bill hit the nail on the head on this one. I give you 5 stars Bill.

Another peeve: You are on Amazon scouring the Q&A section of a product. One of the Qs is what you want answered. One of the Answers is: "I don't know. I did not buy this item." This community member took the time to look through the questions of a product they DON'T own.

Kinda hilarious seeing THUMBS UP & DOWN icons below this video.

Recently I read a Yelp review where a woman complained and gave a one-star review to a wine bar that did not serve food and was restricted to patrons who were 21 years of age or older. She tried to bring a baby in a stroller into the bar and the manager explained to her that with their liquor license the way it was they were not allowed to have children on premise. She completely railed on this poor business who was restricted by alcoholic beverage control. I couldn't even believe it when I read it. It made me think of that movie "Sweet Home Alabama" "Oh look.. it's a baby ...in a BAR"

Saved this bit into my favorites. So relevant in today's society

🍔 I'm like a smart person I know the biggest words believe me I'm a very stable genius I am the chosen one

@kimberlys8422

4 жыл бұрын

I'm very highly educated... I know words. The best words. I have a very big a-brain.

@Shiva108

4 жыл бұрын

I rate you one star. For what you've done for comedians in the last 3 years.

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4 жыл бұрын

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@geniemiki

4 жыл бұрын

Watch out for the High Ground chosen one^^

4 жыл бұрын

Dump has a very good brain. He keeps in in a jar on his desk.

Well, I think the difference is the internet. Many don't go to a store and have a look at the product themselves anymore, but go online to order it. So they want to make sure the product is decent and go to reviews. Nobody needs it for restaurants in my opinion. Or music (taste of most sucks anyway). But before I spent hundreds I do my research. That said, just go to a proper store nearby and fuck Amazon

@mswen1983

4 жыл бұрын

"So they want to make sure the product is decent and go to reviews." And this is why companies are using bots and buying fake reviews- both positive reviews for their products and negative reviews for competitors.

@BigBadJerryRogers

4 жыл бұрын

@@mswen1983 All reviews should be verified purchases or services rendered, solves that issue.

@tennyelbenny3694

4 жыл бұрын

Completely disagree. The internet is not the internet.

I saw a bathroom review thing at an airport recently. I had same thoughts.

@democraticdialogue7271

4 жыл бұрын

I have these signs in shopping mall bathrooms, airports, medical buildings....this is so annoying!

3:44 When I get into an UEBER I just wanna chill out and enjoy the ARMENIAN DISCO MUSIC........................this is G.O.L.D!

As society slowly and steadily becomes more and more Orwellian there will be a point years from now when those coming generations will ask what an Orwell is, shrug it off, and go back to staring at their cell phones.

@onesandzeroes

4 жыл бұрын

Probably there will be no staring. Mobile technology will be worn or even implanted.

@RIXRADvidz

4 жыл бұрын

From NOW?? you don't get out much do you, every where you go, faces in screens.

@EugeneAxe

4 жыл бұрын

You just described 2019. We're already there.

@wileyschmitt

4 жыл бұрын

Figured that was a given, but if not fixed it is a problem that will only get worse and we'll be left with future generations that form a society of phone zombies who are likely to consider getting a surgery that permanently attaches the phone to their hand so that they're never without it. Yes it's part way there already, but if doesn't get recognized in time we'll be left with people who never question anything or think for themselves, and therefore very easy to manipulate.

When you Rate someone, you RAT them out. Real nice society...

Five Stars for Bill Maher.

Bill is brilliant here.

Yes, we review light bulbs now because GE isn't the only company in America making them anymore.

Actually, in my experience, it's the people from older generations who are petty enough to go online and leave negative reviews. Other than that, this was all pretty on point.

Thank you!

PLUS: those 'surveys' are hardly ever about trying to increase customers' satisfaction. More about asking questions so 'leading' , that customers always seem satisfied.

This is hilarious and I agree with it on one level... but in a past life I did work retail and the ratings & comments things are useful to both consumers & companies. If you don't offer it then the only stuff that gets out there are reviews by cranks that had a bad day. It was a retail mantra in the 90s that one pissed off customer (often not even the retailers fault) would go out and blab to everyone but happy customers seldom bother to tell anyone unless directly asked. Ratings are completely voluntary so do one or not and move on. Customers should not be rated in most cases.

@davidlowery4024

4 жыл бұрын

TheBioExplorer it’s still that way in retail. Usually the pissed off person will jump on your site or yelp or both and rant while a happy customer will just come back and spend more

@frunkytowntesla

4 жыл бұрын

If customers can rate businesses, then businesses can certainly rate customers.

@TheBioExplorer

4 жыл бұрын

@@frunkytowntesla Of course they can... But in most cases it's a poor idea for a business to do so.

@zanti4132

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, but this only proves how blatantly flawed the review system is. I've had service employees tell me I need to rate them 10s across the board to get positive responses from their bosses, which strikes me as highly manipulative on the part of the company. The process is unfair, unrealistic, and should be discarded.

Bill Maher for president in 2020

I seriously got an e-mail from the delivery company to review the delivery of a package... 🤦‍♂️

This is so true. I stopped doing review/rate on Yelp a long time ago. That’s not how businesses should run.

“Millennials like to judge”

Not true bill, reviews are an important part of amazon, I buy on amazon mainly based on reviews, and then I review what I buy so other people enjoy it!

Brilliantly said Bill...

But the crazy thing is that some people do take the surveys and write the reviews. People are so desperate

I love how at least half of the New Rule segments are 'old man yells at thing he doesnt understand because no one would explain it to him for 5 minutes'

@onesandzeroes

4 жыл бұрын

The one two weeks ago (Trump the Eco Warrior) was genius though.

@j-me6317

4 жыл бұрын

Or, conversely, "old man yells about things he understands but many younger than him don't, because they weren't around when things were different, and don't understand what it was like".

@kadourimdou43

4 жыл бұрын

Understands but disagrees.

@mindlessgonzo

4 жыл бұрын

And the comments section either blindly agree or tried to shove their world view/opinions into it.

A boomer calling millennials judgy. That's rich.

@jacobjorgenson9285

4 жыл бұрын

Write them a complain so they can add your opinion to the evaluation survey at the end of the month customer review meeting . Or perhaps just get on with your life ?

@woyame1

4 жыл бұрын

Said the Millennial child of the Boomer.

@Rob_Thorsman

4 жыл бұрын

@@woyame1 Nah. My mom was Silent Generation, I'm Gen X. Thanks for playing, though.

Bill Mahar missed on one important point... companies send out those "surveys" so they can tie them into employees' "performance metrics" so they have an excuse to take away their bonuses or have an excuse to not give raises out. Always follow the money and corporations continuous need to save every penny they can of it at the expense of employees.

This goes well beyond sales. If doctors and nurses aren't given the highest rating possible by their patients in follow-up surveys, it is like a demerit for them. If teachers' students don't score high enough on tests, the teacher's evaluation is lowered (numerically, not subjectively) and in some cases so is their pay. Everyone is data-driven now, and one has to ask, what does all this data even mean? Who knew that giving your doctor a 9 instead of a 10 would have a negative impact? Guess what starts happening during tests given by teachers who are so heavily impacted by their results. What are we doing to ourselves?

@truthteller4442

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. You can't even be human, nowadays. That's why I stopped reviewing things. There's too much to lose for the people you're reviewing, with little room for error. When even a 9 out of 10 is "bad," there's a MAJOR problem.