This is the Bill Maher I fell in love with : Unapologetically Atheist

@xpsxps1339

3 жыл бұрын

Since I remember, he always was!

@micahparsons7105

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, he is religiously athiest.

@avedic

3 жыл бұрын

@@micahparsons7105 No such thing.

@micahparsons7105

3 жыл бұрын

@@avedic ... We can see evidence to the contrary in this video. Otherwise, why would he care about wanting to have more people to not believe in god? It's looking like very religious behavior to me.

@ec1480

3 жыл бұрын

@@avedic he's trying to "convert" people from their own beliefs to his (atheism), but he acts like the be all and end all when he does so

I'm a raised non practicing Catholic. Regardless of your religion.. what happened to separation of Church and State?!?! I am agnostic. Religion has no place in politics. PERIOD.

@fificosby3478

3 жыл бұрын

PERIODT!!!

@eargasm1072

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly..amen brother!

@lauramaizels1967

3 жыл бұрын

so why did the dems bring it in???

@gag928

3 жыл бұрын

then why was trump wrong for messing with stormie!

@frankbellomo8140

3 жыл бұрын

I am a Republican and I hope Donald Trump but if Joe Biden wins a lot of federal taxes will go to California.. Don't get me wrong I live in New York we will get tons of money from the federal government if Joe Biden wins but I'm still praying for Donald Trump cuz he cares about the entire country 18 states in the United States holds 75% of the population The other 32 states will we got screwed and half you'll probably like it. If you're living in the states under 7 million people you're going to get screwed if Joe Biden wins. And if you're from Canada Europe or China please don't respond to me cuz I could care less what you think

Seeing this video post roe is just sad. Bill is always laying out truths that ppl roll their eyes to at the time but then later see he was totally spot on. Don't ever stop Bill!

@curiositypiqued6573

Жыл бұрын

He's the reincarnate modern Nostradamus🤣🤣🤣 spooky (Not at all spooky ..predictable.,but most of us are thick as 💩)

@davidmonroe4668

6 ай бұрын

Let's talk about the jews

When my dad died my old Irish mum was disconsolate. She was persuaded to go to some Catholic Charismatic meetings for solace. When asked why she didnt want to go back she simply described the event as " a bunch of dry oul turds talking complete shoite". Quite observant is my Mother. .

@twstf8905

3 жыл бұрын

Ba dum dum PSSSH 🥁

@mauritiusnoah

3 жыл бұрын

Charismatics are crazy, even by Catholic standards.

I agree with Bill. There is a difference between being religious and bat sh*t crazy.

@rolandkushm.d.710

3 жыл бұрын

But it's a thin line between religion and delusion. Being delusional is not bat shit crazy, but it's nothing to be proud of.

@ec1480

3 жыл бұрын

@@rolandkushm.d.710 why, Religion has been a core tenet of human culture since cultures formed, and now that many young people are not religious (which is perfectly fine and their right) some have flocked to other groups of a similar vein. Look at the incels, or the people who get in flame wars over anime "ships." I'd argue that 100 years ago, they'd be taking all that anger and passion and being religious with it, since it's historically been one of the only types of communities that were so passion and belief driven. Many people have a need to belong and feel superior, and the slow decline of Religion isn't going to stop this, it's just changing the outlet and forum.

@alexm2889

3 жыл бұрын

@@ec1480 the answer to that isn't more bs. The answer is building community based in reality and educating people so they can't be duped by cults and conspiracy theories.

@ec1480

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexm2889 so all religions are cults then?

@xpsxps1339

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexm2889 Yes, Alex, thank you!!!

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

@daveyhouston

3 жыл бұрын

I love tom baker!

@ian1352

2 жыл бұрын

@SelfGoverning Loving Soul That’s not a real religion.

@johnbrown6189

Жыл бұрын

@@ian1352 No religion is real. There all made up.

@crwhhx

Жыл бұрын

religious people shouldn't be put in charge of other people's life at all...

The Jehovah Witness joke KILLED me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That guy speaking in tongues sounded like something out of a Jim Carrey movie.

@AbcAbc-sp1od

3 жыл бұрын

No, Jim carrey movies aren't as funny

@elizabethsanchez1817

3 жыл бұрын

Or a 2 year old

@chaseberwick7801

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolattolomokopokapatanapolotanokokopolmotopomo... I love you...

@Heathcoatman

3 ай бұрын

Speaking in tongues is just part of the con. As soon as you see someone 'speaking in tongues' know that they are in on the grift and not just victims of it

The closer to the front of the church someone sits, the closer you need to watch them. When someone thinks God is on their side, the ends always justifies the means to them. I say this as a (cultural) Catholic who’s watched too many hypocrites get exposed over the years.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!👍

@briardan9226

3 жыл бұрын

Well put! They think (their) god is on their side, the end justifies the means. --- I have been trying to say this for years and could never condense it down concise enough to hold the 140 characters or less attention spans. You nailed it one sentence! The closest I came was saying when the religious right want to commit atrocities, people of faith won't follow. So they align with an anti-christ temporarily. --- still not condensed enough. Your sentence will help my brain not explode. Thanks!

@MsZephyra

3 жыл бұрын

@@briardan9226 But make sure, if you're posting on social media, you make sure it's the *end* justifies the *means* and not the other way around!

@elbarjones4812

3 жыл бұрын

I like beer (and rape when I can)- Kavenaugh the drunken Catholic rich kid.

@briardan9226

3 жыл бұрын

@@MsZephyra I fixed it. Thanks!

I grew up in a strongly Protestant household. At the age of 13, I told my mother I wasn't going to sing in the choir anymore and I wasn't going to go through confirmation classes. I couldn't or wouldn't believe. I am definitely one of the "Nones."

@user-zq7qs8hs5f

3 жыл бұрын

Respect, bro.

@thenostalgiabusiness

3 жыл бұрын

How'd she take it? I was lucky enough to grow up in a wholly nonreligious household, but I have nonreligious friends that are still metaphorically held hostage by their religious families.

@GoGreen1977

3 жыл бұрын

@@thenostalgiabusiness She wasn't happy and told me I still had to attend services on Sunday mornings. To stop from having ongoing arguments, I agreed. Since my mom sang in the choir and my dad ushered or operated the audio system, I usually sat by myself, reading through my very small English-Spanish dictionary that looked like a miniature bible. Yes, really. I did very well in my Spanish classes. Btw, when I say "strongly Protestant", we didn't belong to an evangelical church. We attended United Church of Christ/Congregational Church, which is relatively progressive. Going there taught me to think for myself, so I did!

@lauramaizels1967

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoGreen1977 promiseskept.com/ so I would believe you can then vote without ideology and with facts and figures: read share and realize: Pres Trump loves the country and has done an amazing job

As the late, and wonderfully great, Christopher Hitchens said, "Religion poisons everything."

@charlidog2

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers, Hitch.

@Drooblemeister

3 жыл бұрын

What about marxism, how has that worked out? Marxism is an atheistically inspired movement.

@gastropod557

3 жыл бұрын

@@Drooblemeister Not believing in what cannot be "Proven"...much of which has been, over the centuries, explained by "Science" has no bearing whatsoever on one's political ideology. One can be a capitalist, monarchist, authoritarian, libertarian, etc. and still not believe in religious myths. To use such labels is not only incorrect, but it also shows little knowledge of the many ideologies that have nothing to do with religious beliefs...with the exception of the Christian Democratic parties, found mostly in Europe, that came from "Neo-Calvinism" and from "Catholic, Lutheran, Reformed, and Pentecostal traditions (Whitte 1993)."

@Drooblemeister

3 жыл бұрын

@@gastropod557 My point is that it's not a religion or lack of religion that causes people to commit atrocious acts, rather it's corrupt human nation which is full of greed and hungers for power. In other words, I'm not blaming atheism in the same way one cannot blame Christianity or belief in God for atrocities committed against fellow human beings, ideologies however are responsible and these can incorporate a belief in God or a lack of belief in God, I simply used Marxism as a counter example to the commonly held assumption that 'religion poisons everything.' Regarding belief in God to somehow diametrically opposed to believing in science, well that can be another discussion, I've never fully understood that statement or concept because it's like saying one doesn't need to believe in science or mathematics to believe in history, this is hypothetically true and yet believing in history in reality doesn't affect one's belief in science or math or any other subject. In the same way of course one does not need to possess faith in an invisible Creator to believe in the laws of physics or to even do incredible things with science (look at Stephen Hawking), the existence of God is not a scientific question and it's in every way a philosophical and existential question, science explains how the Universe operates but it cannot explain how the Universe came into existence and that's because science was never meant to tell us all of reality just as in the same way a science degree does nothing for historical analysis or even for a degree in literature, it's meant to explain one mode or aspect of reality.

@Drooblemeister

3 жыл бұрын

@decembrist You're talking about the strawman arguments atheists bring against Christianity or theism right?

I'm less concerned of the religion of the justices and more concerned with their capacity for compassion and understanding of the law

@childwaters

3 жыл бұрын

That's the POINT. Extreme religious types do NOT owe primary allegiance to the law, as they are sworn to do, but to their dogmas.

@jamiengo2343

3 жыл бұрын

@@childwaters and the ABA and numerous people well versed in the law believe she does. Day 4 of the hearing summed it up for me, the differences between the witnesses for Barrett and against her.

@tracimetcalf3374

3 жыл бұрын

Religion and compassion are related. Religious people are less compassionate.

@haydenmachonisse4031

3 жыл бұрын

@@tracimetcalf3374 that is a lie

@Tony29103

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiengo2343 Really? She didn't even know what the first amendment said nor that there's a federal law against voter intimidation. She's a right wing quack.

Can we just agree that theocracy is bad? Seriously, if Muslim theocracy is bad in Saudi Arabia, does anyone actually think that Christian theocracy will be any better here?!?!

@bluemonday7054

3 жыл бұрын

Separation of Church and State. Not everyone is Christian or Muslim or Jewish or any faith. ACB is extremely frightening.

@Wolfboss7

3 жыл бұрын

It's part of this continued thinking of "Well, we're not them. We'll do better/We ARE better." Just like the countries of the Middle East have been ravaged by religious extremism, so too as the US.

@reginaromsey

3 жыл бұрын

Theocracies are the worst type of government PERIOD! There is no religion that will benefit humankind as its overarching government, not Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Shinto, Jewish, or Christian. Governments are powers over people. Power over a group is not the same as personal power over oneself.

@anthonyakator6181

3 жыл бұрын

Comparing Sauria Arabia to the United States is far cry from the norm or how bad it is their wouldn't you say

@spacewizard69

3 жыл бұрын

well... dark ages ...

Where are my fellow “nones”? We’re here, Bill, we’re here!

@TheRealYTIAN

3 жыл бұрын

And here too.

@meeranaidu4656

3 жыл бұрын

Present.

@allosaurusfragilis7782

3 жыл бұрын

Present and correct. Which is the frustrating part.

@jeffreywyskiel6582

3 жыл бұрын

We are here! #nones

@yourhuckleberry6757

3 жыл бұрын

You're all going to hell... Jk..here..

“I have nothing against Catholics except my entire upbringing” AMEN 😂

"we won't make her religion an issue..." ... and why the fugg not? She *will* make her religion an issue once she's on that court...

@mauivu6307

3 жыл бұрын

1SaG She will “speak in tongues” so it’s not obvious.

@orangefox1231

3 жыл бұрын

You can't prove that.

@cmpsep

3 жыл бұрын

But if as many justices are catholic, as Bill suggests, and none of THEM have made their religion an issue... why is Amy suddenly so different and scary?

@Crebb2184

3 жыл бұрын

@decembrist uh, not a cult...

@nikberni5857

3 жыл бұрын

@John Connor what ? like a coup

Yes. Being a religious fanatic should automatically exempt anyone from the taking a seat on the highest court in the land, where separation of church and state is supposedly one the founding priciples.

@nerdanalog1707

3 жыл бұрын

I guess it all depends of what the definition of "religious fanatic" is... For some just believing in a god is being a "religious fanatic". Separation of church and state is indeed one of the founding principles, but so it the freedom to believe and be part of a religion. Perhaps take a look at what the French call "laïcité"

@jandrews6254

3 жыл бұрын

And yet if a person aspiring to public office - almost anything from librarian to president - does not spout off about how religious they are, they can forget about that job

@nerdanalog1707

3 жыл бұрын

@@jandrews6254 And that's a societal issue that US Americans should fix if they think it's a problem. Not a religious problem.

@firewithfire848

3 жыл бұрын

@@jandrews6254 ..And I’m sure you have evidence to support that comment?

@wordforger

3 жыл бұрын

@T C It's both. Or are you not seeing the large swath of supposedly Christian people who have sold their soul to a man who is utterly lacking in any moral character so that they can retain power and force others to follow the rules they create based on their religion? The power of the state inevitably corrupts the church, and the corrupt church in turn corrupts the government. We keep them separate to protect believers and non-believers alike so each may live by their own conscience and allow others the freedom to do the same. The problem we've had in this country is the large swath of religious fanatics who get pissy when told they're not allowed to force others to adhere to their religion and cry 'oppression' when they don't get their way. Practice your religion as you will. No one's stopping you. All they're stopping is the encoding of particular religious dogma into law, especially in areas where it serves only to infringe upon the individual rights of other people.

Church should have nothing to do with politics ! The more I see what’s going on with the world I am becoming a non believer in religion, be good, give what u can to people & animals , & be a good person to others ! Thanks Bill I do believe in you & getting the word out to the rediculous of religion ❣️

@matthewszabo1155

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 😎

@CloudsGirl7

3 жыл бұрын

Yes - thank you. You don't need religion to be a good person, you need empathy.

@rs72098

3 жыл бұрын

Virtually all laws are related to morality, and morality is related to religious belief systems. Atheists don't believe morality scientifically exists. So do you see the problem with that way of thinking?

@jpdevito

3 жыл бұрын

So why are you making it so.

@margaretcaine4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@rs72098 Rubbish. It is not necessary to believe in a sky fairy or belong to a religion to be an ethical person with good morals. Fear of divine retribution should not be a factor in how one behaves.

Bill called it right again

Well Bill, once again, you called it.

Want to really test the faith of various religions in this country, cut off their tax exempt status. Or do it because being exempt from owing money just because you believe in something that there is absolutely no proof of is pretty insane. Believe what you want to believe, but don't try and force it on others and don't expect preferential treatment.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

Especially Scientology.

@charlidog2

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasontighe3927 Especially all of them.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlidog2 Yes of course. However, Scientology threatened and harased employees of the IRS, to gain their exemption. Eventually, the IRS put up the white flag. Don't take my word for it.

@simonsayz1812

3 жыл бұрын

There was actually a reason for religions to be tax exempt. It would prevent religion from permiating politics. Quite the irony.

@MrTurbogreg6969

3 жыл бұрын

Gee churches and banks don't pay taxes... Two of the biggest ways to control the populous... Control of your money and your faith!

Man I couldn’t stop laughing this was a masterpiece by Bill and oh so very true. These kinds of people are who give me nightmares just thinking about their agendas.

@patrickmyers8298

3 жыл бұрын

So true! Hillary Clinton really cared about us.. Lmao

@jkryanspark

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickmyers8298 You're clueless, boyo.

@FrankBenlin

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickmyers8298 Are you sure you commented on the right video? Or the right year?

@DystopianUtopia8

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickmyers8298 it says you posted this 4 hours ago but i thought it was maybe 4 years ago. Are you moronic republikkkans only capable of repeating what you hear on fox "news", or can you do other tricks to?

@CloudsGirl7

3 жыл бұрын

As someone whose worst nightmare - literally and figuratively - is being used and treated as an incubator, same here.

"We traced the call, and it's coming from inside the belfry." Pure quality as ever, love you Bill.

@lauramaizels1967

3 жыл бұрын

Bill is a very sick person: not being unkind: I do believe his mind and soul are sick; he is deeply sad; no person who loves himself and feels secure would talk like this. Bill is a Jew: as a Jew I am embarassed by his outbursts: he feels his "world" spinning out of control so he strikes back. He was confused as a child: sent to Catholic school: mom is Jewish so he is too. Diane Feinstein: also a Jew: raised Catholic. Yes, Bill, the world is full of ppl that are a mess: confused, or strange, evil ones; sad cases; etc but most ppl are fine good ppl and most ppl who practice a faith are ok. Bill, you are in need of counselling and serious self reflection: why are you so angry all the time? That is something YOU should want to know about yourself.

@gammacurve

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauramaizels1967 I hear you, but he is a comedian and this is his shtick. And when you consider the historical crimes of the Catholic church, I'm hardly going to shed a tear at them being the butt of a joke.

@anonymousjohnson976

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauramaizels1967 : And there are atheists, agnostics, freethinkers and humanists who are good and ok, Laura.

Once again Bill predicted it correctly

A general rule here is that the more religious a person is, the bigger of a hypocrite they usually turn out to be. Those preaching God the loudest always have the most to hide.

@Birthday1313

3 жыл бұрын

Only sinners seek out forgiveness, when they cannot forgive themselves. If a person thinks praying to a deity will wash them of any guilt, they will eventually get so used to wearing their dirty laundry in public they will accuse others of attracting flies. Get enough people doing the same, they will never figure out that they are the ones that smell like shit. Dumping a cold bucket of reality on people that far gone, just makes them angry. That stink needs soap and scrubbing to get rid of.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@mosesking2923

3 жыл бұрын

@@Birthday1313 That’s a cute post there. Still accomplished nothing. The main reason I voted for Trump was to make abortion illegal (hopefully by death penalty). It’s almost amusing watching you atheists squirm on the internet LOLOLOL #MakeAbortionIllegalAgain

@uneedtherapy42

3 жыл бұрын

Major Mic Drop right there!

@kimjongfun5427

3 жыл бұрын

Moses King Death penalty for abortion!? Wow! That's so "pro life" of you! LOL

The inimitable Bill Maher is a national treasure. Great piece.

@mjohnson1741

3 жыл бұрын

He should be on the Mt.Rushmore of political comics next to George Carlin.

Bill Mahar once again hit it right on the head. This is our Supreme Court and it is frightening. People need to take the idea of Voting very seriously because if they don’t, we’re all in serious trouble.

@scottgrohs5940

3 жыл бұрын

What makes you think the SC, with its soon-to-be 6-3 conservative majority, will even uphold the election if it turns the Administration and Senate so that the Democrats get all three offices?

@christopherelmore5022

3 жыл бұрын

I have to believe that when the votes are tallied and the people have undoubtedly spoken we will also have a strong say if he decides not to adhere to his defeat. Look I’m not that naive but I have to believe Trump is going to lose because even the SC will have to uphold the Law of the Constitution and do what is right for our country. If they allow this man to stay and he has lost, we are no longer a Democracy. We will then become a Dictatorship. Is that what you want? I know I certainly don’t want that and deep down in your heart of hearts, neither do you.

@jessyfretz5800

2 жыл бұрын

"If voting could really change anything, they wouldn't let us do it." - Mark Twain

@donmiller2908

2 жыл бұрын

"People need to take the idea of Voting very seriously because if they don’t, we’re all in serious trouble" Like the Court overturning Roe v. Wade for example?

Man! You and your jokes are a bastion of sanity! Thank you from Germany!

@SomethingSomethingg

3 жыл бұрын

If you're from Germany can you translate what he says at 4:20? Lol

The definition of "Freedom of Religion is 'hey that's against my religion so I can't do that NOT 'hey that's against my religion so YOU can't do that.'"

@nascarnut18

3 жыл бұрын

"The right of the people to keep and bear arms..." means... "I don't like guns, so I won't have any. Not... "I don't like guns, so you can't have any." See how that works now?

@lisab9541

3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@lisab9541

3 жыл бұрын

@@nascarnut18 nobody is taking away our guns by regulating them. Honestly, some people shouldn't be let near one. We regulate automobiles and drivers for the same reason, public safety.

@nascarnut18

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisab9541 The automobile argument is a bad one for 2 reasons. The first is the simple fact that driving a car is considered a privilege and not a right. The second, your likelihood of being a victim of gun crime is infinitesimally small, whereas, you are regularly on the road surrounded by other motorists who are actively using their automobiles and the probability of one of those people causing you harm is far greater than that of a gun owner. The vast majority of gun crime (what little there actually is) is committed by gangs in big cities. Oddly enough, usually cities with the strictest gun laws. Laws that prohibit those victims from having a weapon on them for their own protection, but did nothing to stop their attacker. Also, I own two firearms. One is my concealed carry pistol, and the other is the dreaded AR-15. Your movement actively seeks to ban and confiscate that weapon. That is one half of my firearms. That is objectively taking my guns. To boot, that isn't even the half of how invasive these laws actually are for only regular people. When push comes to shove, the gun control movement doesn't stand up to even basic scrutiny.

@markbrownner6565

3 жыл бұрын

@@nascarnut18 in a well regulated militia.... see how that works.?

"You might wanna check the color of your kettle because we traced the call and it's coming from inside the belfry." LMAO...SUPERB volley, Bill!

Right on Amy Barrett even talks like a robot😂🤣

@WinstonSmith1997

3 жыл бұрын

At least she is a real woman. Unlike "Dr" Richard Levine.

@LisaWilliams-yi7nc

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in the cult she’s in. It’s horrid.

This was one of the best show. Thank you for this segment of the New Rule...so true. No one talks about it but everything Bill said is 100% true!

"What's airline are you flying, Pope?" 5:36 😂😂😂😂😂

Recently came out to my very religious family as an atheist. Needless to say things have been very different, and not in a +ve way.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

Stay strong, your on the right path: logic.

@tempestive1

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear that. The best you can do, I believe, is tell them honestly how you feel about them that even though you think they're wrong you still love them, and if they want to break that bond with you it's on them. Just know, you're not alone. Stay strong.

@MsZephyra

3 жыл бұрын

This is a test of their faith and if they fail, it's on them. You're just following your heart. I aim to be spiritual but was never comfortable with religious dogma.

@rs72098

3 жыл бұрын

It's a little difficult not believing that good and evil don't exist though right?

@willzavala6379

3 жыл бұрын

@@rs72098 It is not difficult for an atheist, like me, to believe in right and wrong; I know what harms myself or other living things is usually wrong. "Evil"? That's just wrong without remorse.

“I know where you are my people!” Classic!!!!

bill talkin to me and other atheists was fuckin precious 😂

Republicans : I'm pro life and against abortion! I mean, unless my mistress gets pregnant 😒

@fivestring65ify

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. That's how they are.

@xpsxps1339

3 жыл бұрын

Basically, I would shot her to death since I carry a gun, but it's messy stuff, not as elegant as an abortion pill.

@imgoing2stayonyourmind654

3 жыл бұрын

Well said.

@kevink.7597

3 жыл бұрын

Really worried about you until you need something... anything. Good luck raising that kid without anything. Hmmm, a theme.

@EricLing64

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, covid killing hundreds of thousands is nothing, and it should be allowed to kill millions because pro-life!

Can we just fast forward to being as atheistic as Denmark already?

@votdfak

3 жыл бұрын

I don't see that anytime soon. Bible belt is going strong into 22nd century. I only see them getting more aggressive.

@nerdanalog1707

3 жыл бұрын

You mean where 24% of the population is atheist... much like in the US? You're already there!

@hkrug666

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, try Sweden: "Denmark has the highest level of confidence in religious institutions at 74%, yet a meager 3% of Danes attend church at least once a week. Just 5% of Swedes and 5% of Finns attend church weekly. Swedish citizens express the lowest level of trust in religious institutions at 21%, while Finland's population, like Denmark's, expresses one of the highest levels of trust at 71%." news.gallup.com/poll/13117/religion-europe-trust-filling-pews.aspx

@clarkpalace

3 жыл бұрын

I find it strange you americans dont refer to us, your neighbours. Up here in canada an abortion comes with breakfast and religion is a quaint idea for your private moments. Especially where i live in quebec. I m surrounded by catholics and they are NOT interested in priests anymore. A little problem with kids over the years has been takenvery seriously here. A public figure , would never talk seriously about his personal bs

@scipioafricanus5871

3 жыл бұрын

@Et Cunning It's called an omelette, sheez, some people...

Thank you , Bill. we are in a need for people to reassert our need for a strict separation of Church and State. people who can't embrace this must be removed from our government by any means.

I’m pretty sure “correcting” your spouse counts as domestic abuse

@MrPlucer

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, you're wrong. Where's my dinner?

@ondinehd6889

3 жыл бұрын

Except in islamist countries, and in many Asian countries, although for the latter, that is changing.

@captaincolt1611

3 жыл бұрын

Charles Grady liked that. Just a little Shining reference there.

@laythadrian5705

3 жыл бұрын

Just to play Devils advocate, I'm sure they would say it's just an open hand slap.

@artembentsionov

3 жыл бұрын

@@laythadrian5705 domestic abusers rarely admit to the abuse

*About Speaking In Tongues:* Somehow it was "God's will" to make the adults in my parent's church yell out gibberish, and it scared the crap outta me. The adults all went insane at least once a week, and I'm not sure if it was "God's will" to scare the Jesus right outta me, but it was one of the reasons I lost faith. It didn't seem real to me, like everyone dropped their sanity for some fantasy D&D Bible Version each week, but it wasn't a game. Instead of being told "no such thing as monsters," I was told, "monsters absolutely real AND from hell, pray harder." I know some nice Christians, but speaking in Tongues is where I draw the line.

@tydiab8838

3 жыл бұрын

Real Christians aren't anything like American churches, who came straight out of England, the birthplace of fanatics in the Christian faith, In Jerusalem, the true faith of Christianity is practiced, they hold the key to the holiest churches in Christendom, not these 1600's fanatical offshoots of American churches...

@Marleystrummer

3 жыл бұрын

Poor you, I grew up in New Zealand free from religion and I'm so glad

@saudielbamber4227

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I dislike organized religion. I do believe in a supreme deity but i really dont think it gives a shit about human lives or if gays marry each other. Its something I believe in and its personal between me and it. I dont force it down anyone through nor do i think pastors have the right idea. Sorry but all the holy books are written by humans and carry human ideas in them. I also dont think jesus was the son of god. e was just another man. But I really do believe in a supreme deity.

@j.s.connolly8579

3 жыл бұрын

@@tydiab8838 "RELIGIONS"... ALL "RELIGIONS" are nothing but MYTHOLOGY Dressed Up as "TRUTH" and "FACTS"! They are NOTHING BUT Mythology and Superstition... OR... If you think that CHRISTIANITY and JUDAISM and all of THAT BULL SHIT is "REAL"... Then you MUST EXCEPT that GREEK, ROMAN, EGYPTIAN, CELTIC and all of the OTHER so-called "MYTHOLOGIES" are ALSO "REAL" and "TRUE" and "FACTUAL"! You can have it ONE WAY or the other... But NOT BOTH!!!

@maxcovfefe

3 жыл бұрын

@Brian Goble If it's Lovecraft, then yes, maybe.

I was raised a Catholic. However, at 12 I remember thinking: this doesn't make sense. Now I'm a Buddhist.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

@calodo2002 Agreed, I think of it as a psychological blueprint for contentment. I also love that a God is not required. It's all up to us!❤️

@manguy2000

3 жыл бұрын

You left the one true faith for heresy? Bwahaha I don't envy you in the slightest. Only one church was personally established by the divine. Anyone who leaves the fine wine of Catholicism for weak sauce like Buddhism is not only mentally deranged they are a straight up pussy. It is the sacraments instituted by the second person of the blessed trinity that are necessary for salvation. Buddha gives you jack squat. If you base your decision only on the actions of individual members and not the beauty of the faith itself, you are doing yourself a disservice. You are in for a serious shock when you open your eyes on eternity.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

@edward cunha I'm really happy for you 🖖.

@sopheadutch6350

3 жыл бұрын

Good for you. The world will end if we don't start to see what Maher is talking about "Catholics".😳🙏

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirmadam8183 Yes, the baptism, first holy communion and confirmation. Are all designed to indoctrinate the individual, into the cult.

Hey, ex-JW here, rolling on the floor.

Best “New Rules” monologue ever, Bill. Thanks. Being raised catholic myself, and hearing the pop at sixteen (when my head came out of my ass about the realities of organized religion), I’m sooooo tired of their hypocrisies and campaign against science. Love the “Jewish book of fairytales” reference. You’re my hero!

Between Thomas, Kavanagh, Amy Coney Island and the others.. America will become a Handmaid's Tale in no time.

@rositawest4279

3 жыл бұрын

Amy Coney island 😄

@AbcAbc-sp1od

3 жыл бұрын

@@rositawest4279 mmmm... Hot dogs!

@volpe_sol

3 жыл бұрын

That's retarded.

@davis.fourohfour

3 жыл бұрын

In about a week from now.

Bill Maher: "Amy Coney Barrett, being NUTS is relevant" should be an issue for her not to be confirmed.

@pycellesbeard9728

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah show me some footage of her speaking in tongues like that doofus in the clip or actual proof that She wants the Country to be like the Handmaids tale and I guarantee You no one will want her confirmed...fact is libs just trot this stuff out and hope it sticks to her, it's their typical fear tactics, the right does it too it's why no one takes Alex Jones seriously anymore.

@buzztrucker

3 жыл бұрын

@@pycellesbeard9728 Thank you. Both sides are guilty of fear mongering.

@avaethan6259

3 жыл бұрын

Surprising take by Maher here. Him and I are both atheists and I thought were both reasonable. Maher acts like he has never spent time with Muslims, Christians, Mormans, Scientologists or Jews before. It comes across as paranoia of someone that rarely comes in contact with people of faith so they are strange and scary. Major overreaction imo. If she brought religion into court with her it would be easy to find extra judicious judgements like Sotomayor. This judge seems very professional.

@charlidog2

3 жыл бұрын

@@pycellesbeard9728 She is in a cult sect that has those beliefs. Why is footage needed? Besides, how is that any crazier than what other theists believe? The xians all think a human sacrifice rose from the dead. They think a father who punishes his children with a blow torch is loving. They think a moral code which includes slavery and killing children to punish their parents is the gold standard. Yeah, it's the talking in tongues that's a step too far though. smh. "actual proof that She wants the Country to be like the Handmaids tale" I'm not familiar with the specifics of the Handmaid's tale, but I can recognize someone who thinks they're a hand of their god. She's made statements, and we know why she was chosen. Here's something crazy, equating Bill "I point out the obvious" Maher and Alex "Aliens are in the White House" Jones.

@lindyfrank5342

3 жыл бұрын

@@pycellesbeard9728 Listen to what she says...she's scary...

Amy would be the lawyer you'd hire if you're guilty AF and you need representation that doesn't allow truth and justice to thwart a good defense. Because of that, she's *not* suitable for a seat on the SCOTUS. Just because she's knowledgeable and well-versed in law, doesn't mean she's a good fit to make decisions that outline the rules for American society.

“Now I know what to get Mel Gibson for Christmas” 🎄

"Old book of Jewish fairy tales".. 😂😂😂😂 A big kiss for you Bill! Catholic here, and completely agree with you.. People who are not religious should have a say!

@toysarentjustforkids1633

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Why is this not playing on all airwaves? We need this everywhere.

@Omikoshi78

3 жыл бұрын

@Dave - I have an HBO subscription that I never use. Out of sight out of mind.

@kathleenwyatt563

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why we have to share it with as many people as we can! Bill Maher may offend some people, but the information he puts forth is true.

@nyx6937

3 жыл бұрын

The info was well covered during the hearings and in the press. The problem is there's no way to stop ACB's confirmation short of the public swamping their Senators' office until Nov 3rd. Covid makes any such protests harder. We also know corporate dark money shelled out $200 millions for ACB, the price of a federalist society activist judge (they are activist, despite what they claim).

And ofc as usual this has aged like wine and he's been proven absolutely right

Well. This certainly aged well.

"except she wasnt sent from the future, she was sent from the past." That went over alot of heads it seems. Great line

@richardtaub2410

3 жыл бұрын

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@cockroachv

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yea. Past or present, abortion does kill another human, but yea that was hilarious.

@boriscook6817

3 жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious that this tool depicts Amy as evil while he advocates murdering babies in the most horrific way I know 2 women who have had an abortion One was so guilt ridden she committed suicide The other one is contemplating it

@boriscook6817

3 жыл бұрын

there's no catchy slogan congratulations You get the prize

George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie." tRump : "I cannot tell the truth." tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

@michaelcoffey1991

3 жыл бұрын

Shame I can not like this more then once :)

@joshmitchell8370

3 жыл бұрын

@Ping-Pong, Ting-Tong & Wing-Wong Wow. Racist and stupid. You really are a catch, aren't you?

@johnbeechy

3 жыл бұрын

actually G Washington did.. write his name upon a piece of paper sent by the French (pre revolution) and G W as rep of his english location signed the foreign tongue form and sent it back.. the form was a statement that G W had killed some dude and that the statement went on to ask.. 'if u have done this deed, sign off with' and then G W committed the only lie in his lifetime and it was a real bad lie too.. G W took credit for killing some dude that he had not indeed killed. to this day.. Mount Vernon provides classes and teachings on this historical event.. and how the Future president would never write his name down on paper unless he read the words first.. // G W never read the paper, he could not read french and just wrote his name.. and that was a lie.. his only.. he lied about killing that dude.. he never killed that dude.. sure the G W sent men to die for not serving up to the code and sent an army after the Constitution was defied by the whiskey rebels.. but G W did not kill that dude that the french had thought he had killed.. // Just saying.. G W did lie, once

@jandrews6254

3 жыл бұрын

Trump voter: I don’t care

@patrickmyers8298

3 жыл бұрын

Says the guy who voted for Hillary... Lmfao

Thank you. "Being nuts is relevant." YES !

Jesus: "Call no man on earth father" Catholic priest: Call me father

@kevin85ify

3 жыл бұрын

Please kindly stop insulting the Holy Church of Christ.

@samlandsteiner6237

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevin85ify The catholic church has been one of the most disingenuous, corrupt, criminal and materialistic organizations not just in recent but distant history, all while preaching honesty, integrity, obedience to laws and spiritualism. To point out such hypocrisy isn't an insult, it's quite simply true, and if you consider the pointing out of inconsistencies insulting, then that's a sign you're a dogmatist who has abondoned his critical thinking skills. Ask yourself: How much has the church abided by the rules of its foundational texts and papal edicts?

@dagnabbit6187

3 жыл бұрын

@@samlandsteiner6237 and that is how the Lutheran Church was born . Martin Luther took a pilgrimage to Rome and was so thoroughly disgusted with the clergy’s corrupt , evil practices , calling Rome a sewer , that he set about creating the Protestant movement .

@juanfrank5898

3 жыл бұрын

What about biological father or adopted father ? There are also on earth. Or call as dad lol

@Battle5star

3 жыл бұрын

@@juanfrank5898 The previous scripture provides the context. Some one asked Jesus about calling a religious leader Rabbi which more or less means the same thing as the catholic Father, that is, someone being a spiritual head/leader.

Bill, you hit a grand slam with this one. Being nuts is relevant.

Everytime I see that clip of that shyster babbling "in tongues" it saddens me that poor people give him money for his private plane and mansion, when they cannot even pay for the medicines that they need. I wish there was a hell, because, he definitely belongs there.

@Zothimus

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Well said. I couldn't agree more! People being duped for their money. Those televangelists are modern snake oil salesmen!!

@Zothimus

3 жыл бұрын

@Gary Vallone Yeah, we are on it!

@Zothimus

3 жыл бұрын

@Gary Vallone This planet is what I meant = hell. Not the imaginary crawl out of the devil's icy arse like Dante's Inferno, lol.

@rebatee6871

3 жыл бұрын

@Gary Vallone There is no such thing as " hell" or heaven for that matter

@rebatee6871

3 жыл бұрын

@Gary Vallone Im not, so no concern for the " what ifs"

"Of course she will" Statements that aged like wine...

You speak the truth my HERO 👍👋

"The Revolution of '68" is a European term for what Americans call "the Counter-Culture movement" , or "Hippie movement" etc.

@Levitiy

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't so much a counter-culture so much as it was a vandal-culture. Screw the immigration propaganda and sexual revolution.

@cindyschneider4728

3 жыл бұрын

@Guck Foogle Wow, you geniuses enjoy the freedom others fought and bled for, and take it for granted. Then kick down the ladder you crawled up on. We weren't wrong, we were just naive enough to believe that people would move the ball forward. So sure, let's go back to the dark ages, that worked so well for everyone.

This should be required viewing at all law schools So very true and should scare every thinking person!

@gjblackman

3 жыл бұрын

It's called separation of church and state.

@lisamartinez9804

3 жыл бұрын

@The Last Danite ; Golly, Mr. “Danite” priesthooder, please don’t Blood Atone me.....LOL..... I know that some folks who believe in that dirty, bloody, murderous Iron Age mythology can be quite unstable but do try to control yourself. There are 7,591 words in the U.S. Constitution, including the 27 Amendments and not one of those words is god, jesus, messiah, christ or savior. You can believe in any dirty god you choose to believe in. You can even teach your unfortunate children to believe in bloody, violent mythology. What you cannot do is shove your dirty god into my life via my secular government. Many American citizens think you’re an arrogant bigot to even consider that we should be required to live by your worthless ancient story time entertainment. So run along and “enjoy” and see if you’re able to function without needing to share your horror story with people who are wholly uninterested in living by your dirty babble.

I used to think you were crazy, but now I see you’re nuts. - Austin Powers

I find irony in the idea that if SO many justices are catholic, but ACB is suddenly a huge issue. 🤦‍♀️

"The old book of Jewish fairy tale" This is the best description of the Bible.

@jasontighe3927

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the Old Testament (The Torah).

I, as someone who was raised catholic, can totally agree, that whatever the pope says you can't do, is more like a dare.

@maxheadrom3088

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha! Awesome! As someone who's grown in a Catholic community, I must agree with you!

@barbarabrennan1753

3 жыл бұрын

I had a priest say he couldnt counsel me after my divorce. An expriest who did. A priest slammed the door in my face telling me he couldnt testify in court when he counseled my stalker who took over my appointment. The stalker said my name as he walked passed me. I didnt know his name. Small town hijinks. Corruptible priests who knew where the money was and lobster tail dinners.

@barbarabrennan1753

3 жыл бұрын

The church used poorer people for free labor. My dad every Sunday worked in the rectory. While we waited dinner for him. His payment. A bottle of liquor at Christmas. He was raising we four kids. If I told you everything i wouldnt have a book.

@barbarabrennan1753

3 жыл бұрын

Not faulting my dear tender hearted dad. He needed time to bullshit with the men. He was surrounded by women at home.

@barbarabrennan1753

3 жыл бұрын

However, face it Bill. The court may be stacked with Catholics but we know who's controlling the bank vaults and the legal syste. And every fricking business possible. Oy vay.

Bill is hilarious. God bless him.

Thanks Bill 😘 I've been aetheist since age four, when my dad explained angels couldn't live on clouds because of Newton's Law of gravity. 😆

Every republican president has given a recession but this takes the cake 🎂 When will Americans learn ?

@elmerfudd5193

3 жыл бұрын

The rich own both parties! Its the good cop bad cop thing. Feinstein huggs Graham after Amys hearing? He said he wasnt gonna do it and...? Watch Whitehouse time @ hearing. 2nd justice filled / stolen and lindseys ok a good guy, hugg? Tax cut for the rich 1.2 out of 2 trillion tax cut trump did 675 billion to the top 10th of the top one percent. Go figure???

@deborahgray6365

3 жыл бұрын

@Dirt Farmer If we had done a better job managing this pandemic - like most other countries - we would not be in such a mess with this virus as we are now. Oh ! Yeah ! I forgot, it’s only a hoax . A hoax that landed the President in the hospital and 34 people around him sick with the hoax !

@elmerfudd5193

3 жыл бұрын

@@deborahgray6365 better yet THE ENEMY GOT TO OUR PRESIDENT . Good lookin out all you national security peeps 😊

@eralddavid6892

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me more. 2008 was more of Democrats wrongdoing in pushing home ownership to the roof. So yeah, don't use any data but Republican is always wrong, right?

@joshmitchell8370

3 жыл бұрын

@@eralddavid6892 I'm not even sure what point you are trying to make. Could you say it again using complete sentences? In English?

"we traced the call and it's coming from inside the belfry" checkmate.

"You might want to check the color of your kettle. Because we traced the call and it's coming from inside the belfry.". - love that.

1:17 LMAO! That look when there were no cheers and then that quick joke. Love ya Bill!

How refreshing....and how good to really laugh out loud! One of Bill's best "New Rules "segments. It feels SOOOOO good to 'agree with someone!"

Spitting facts as always. Love you, Bill. Never change.

Bill, this is your best closing monologue in a very long time, perhaps the best ever. You nailed it like a Roman fixing a Jewish heretic to a cross.

Thank you for saying that it's not wrong to call out "Nuts!" when shit is absolutely nuts! There's a massive difference between being a normal tolerant person and doing nothing to stop extremism, evil, fundamentalism, or any other terrible thing.

Oh does Bill makes me laugh. In this crazy ass world, Bill is the last bit of sanity.

@nerdanalog1707

3 жыл бұрын

Really, the man who told everyone during the lockdown to go to the mall and spend all your money?

Religion gives people the right to go against evidence. Atheism (not a religion) shows people are secure enough to say “I don’t know.”

@jaster6056

3 жыл бұрын

And more importantly, that it doesn't matter.

@Crimethoughtfull

3 жыл бұрын

@usernamepasswrd Agnostic Atheism. The "gnostic" part means "knowing". Agnostics don't know. "Theism" regards "belief". A "pure agnostic" says "I don't know and there's no way to know and I can't believe or disbelieve". In all honesty, we can't now know if there is anything like a "god" or not, but the evidence is against all the god claims humans have thus far made...therefore Agnostic Atheist. I can't now KNOW there is no god, but there is no evidence to believe in one.

@ICTPerformance268

3 жыл бұрын

...”and I don’t care!”

@claytonwalter8700

3 жыл бұрын

Atheism is very much a religion...smugness and proselytizing included.

@jg2783

3 жыл бұрын

😆 Just not about the possibility of a higher intelligence origin, Judeo-christian or otherwise. They have all the evidence, omniscience and arrogance required for that one. *anthony flew has entered the chat www.amazon.com/dp/B000W9169S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_om3NFbXM8V4FQ

Anyone else here go to Catholic school and have to roll their skirt back down (or undo other dress code violations) whenever a nun was nearby?

@thereisnosanctuary6184

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@jamie1602

3 жыл бұрын

Fingertips. If it reached your fingertips, you were fine. It just had to reach your tallest fingertip... So unfortunately if you had awkward proportions (which everyone did as a child) you were in big trouble). But our skirts and jumpers felt like paper so I didn't really care all too much. You moved wrong and the things ripped. Same with the shorts. Yet they were so expensive...

My favorite quote from Bill's doc Religulous.... (paraphrasing)"If I'm going to swear on something, It definitely wouldn't be the King James Bible, I could find more truth and morality in the Rick James Bible!"

Everyone’s clapping and laughing... but this is serious. C’mon people, we need to take action.

@Odima16

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have suggestions on how to take action on this issue?

@hushmoney2058

3 жыл бұрын

Buy Ammo Lot's of it ....

@maxcovfefe

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I grew up around adults speaking in tongues. Ok, so if I'm ever on trial, and someone tells me my judge speaks in tongues on weekends, I'm asking for a different judge, yo. It's no less scary as an adult listening to that gibberish, like all sanity goes out the window. It has no place in modern law.

@hushmoney2058

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxcovfefe Did they have the Snakes too ???

@maxcovfefe

3 жыл бұрын

@@hushmoney2058 Like Harry Potter's Parseltongue? LOL!

"I know where you are, my people!". Yes. Thank you!

Love from the UK Bill you are a light in a dark world

The Grady, the caretaker in The Shining, corrected his wife AND the children, too.

@ondinehd6889

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah! Great movie!

@ondinehd6889

3 жыл бұрын

@Jean Rhodes Ha, ha, ha!!

It sounds like we should be confirming not Amy Barrett but her husband, lol. And who's taking care of all her children?

@Phlakaton88

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. How many kids? 7? Jesus!

@disgusted1

3 жыл бұрын

_who's taking care of all her children?_ The handmaid of course.

@lauramaizels1967

3 жыл бұрын

@@disgusted1 promiseskept.com/

Isn't this exactly how the Handmaid's Tale started? Feels pretty similar.

The terminator from the past just completed her mission.

Nahhh. ACB is legit AF and keeps her faith and work separate. Arguing for religious or non religious standards for the court or any other service to the public is a really dangerous road to go down. Stop trying to frame this woman as incompetent, she basically had the support of the entire legal community, Ivy League law professors from both sides speaking to her quality.

I love this man!!!!

Handmaids Tale meets The Stand.

If these are my choices, I'll stick with wearing a colander on my head.

“All roads lead to Rome.”

How about this for NEW RULE: Only none religious people can be on the supreme court

@AAB463

3 жыл бұрын

How bout the ones who are there have to pass an FBI background check...the ones who lie, are out...bye bye Brett & Clarence!

@buzztrucker

3 жыл бұрын

How equitable and Constitutional.

@micahparsons7105

3 жыл бұрын

Discriminate based on religion? Let's reverse that and say that you have to be religious on the court. Let's not play that game please...

@anthonyakator6181

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds pretty authoritarian of you

@charlidog2

3 жыл бұрын

How about we adjust that to "Only rational thinkers on the SCOTUS"? That rules out theists by definition, and isn't unconstitutional..

As an Ex- Catholic, I can only agree with your description of this religion as a cult. So are most religions.

Religilous is still my favorite documentary

@ondinehd6889

3 жыл бұрын

Agree!

This was the funniest New Rule I've heard in a long time. LMAO

Attacking someone for their religion is absolutely disgusting.

@dangagne3347

3 жыл бұрын

Not if their religion is the problem and the issue

@rutriggered7882

3 жыл бұрын

@@dangagne3347 so what religions are ok to hate against. We all despise Hitler for his hate of the Jewish community. So why is it ok to berate this woman for her religion?

People who talk to imaginary friends are considered delusional. People who pray to a false deity are in exactly the same boat.

@rs72098

3 жыл бұрын

People who don't believe that good or evil exist are delusional.

@rloomis3

3 жыл бұрын

@@rs72098 Not believing in right & wrong in no way follows from not believing in deities.

Do it! Send Mel Gibson an atonement kit as a happy birthday to Jesus may the crown of thorns always be on your thigh gift.

"Look, I have nothing against Catholics except my upbringing."