I used to believe that I could be whatever I wanted, then I grew up

@melissacooper4482

4 жыл бұрын

When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?

@brookemarbell9297

4 жыл бұрын

Biggest lie ever

@dennisnielsen2842

3 жыл бұрын

Me to but to my disappointment i never got to become Michael Jackson on the BAD album cover - damn it me and my weakass moon walk.

@SharksandDinos

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@JZJ7777

Жыл бұрын

You can be whatever you want but you have to work hard for it.

When I was a kid, my mother told us if we ate a watermelon seed, the watermelon would grow in our stomach. When we saw a pregnant woman, we thought she had a watermelon inside of her!

@GoddessFourWinds

4 жыл бұрын

Same! My family would even SAY they were growing watermelons!

@melissacooper4482

4 жыл бұрын

My mother once told my cousin that story when he was 4 years old. (She was pregnant with me then. ) Later he asks Grandma, who had a big belly due to hernias, asks her if she swallowed a watermelon seed like my mother! 😅

@dianebenzler9133

4 жыл бұрын

@@melissacooper4482 My brother Eric had a hernia when he was a little boy!

@melissacooper4482

4 жыл бұрын

@@dianebenzler9133 really? I'm sorry to hear about that. How is he doing now?

@dianebenzler9133

4 жыл бұрын

@@melissacooper4482 Who?

The people in the traffic light made me remember: My dad told me that the blinker in the car let the guy in the front and back of him know that he was making a turn. I thought the blinker light in the car would run back and fought telling the other drivers "he's making a left /right turn."

I was one of those kids that thought when a person died in a movie, they were dead. I couldn't understand why they were in another movie. My mom tried to explain it to me once.

Remember when we were kids and we thought being an adult is great.

@Largo-y

4 жыл бұрын

Ya ignorance is bliss.

@DourMessor

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sadly disappointed

@sammyreep5169

4 жыл бұрын

Remember when you were alittle kid and you thought that when you became a teen you would be always with freimds having the time of your life ...then when you finally become a teenager you are just sitting in your room alone at night trying to figure out if you should end your life or not

@gimbobjenkins405

4 жыл бұрын

@@sammyreep5169 I don't remember that but I'm a winner so.....

@hydrolito

4 жыл бұрын

Children think being an adult is great until they learn about bills every month electric, gas, cable bill, rent or mortgage payment, various taxes including income tax, sales tax, added taxes put on gasoline, property tax, drivers licenses cost, vehicle and it's registration cost. cost of house and car repair and replacement when beyond repair. Insurance cost for home and car. Liability insurance. Also how work is often more difficult than going to school and can lose job at any time.

OK people, brace yourselves for this one. When I was really young, my aunt and uncle went out of town for a week and their 2 daughters, my cousins, spent the week at our place. While they were taking their baths, I happened to see them naked. I had never seen a female naked before, so I went to my dad and asked what happened to them down there? Thinking quick, he said Oh, they used to be just like you down there, but they used to lie and misbehave a lot. So one day their father, my uncle, decided they didn't deserve it anymore, and he cut it off. I turned around horrified, looking at my father and asked, so after it was cut off, he hit them between the legs with a hatchet!? Yes son, yes he did. After that, whenever I was around my uncle, I was always on my best behavior. I believed this for an embarrassingly long time, until the day my mother sat me down and explained things to me. My dad can be such a dick sometimes. He still laughs about it to this day.

@Flamsterette

4 жыл бұрын

OMG. Your dad was horrible!

@susangill45

4 жыл бұрын

Omg he must have been my husbands twin

@Flamsterette

4 жыл бұрын

@@susangill45 Husband's, not husbands.

@chriswyatt1103

4 жыл бұрын

🤣That is hilarious!

@jamesmarconi7502

4 жыл бұрын

@@Flamsterette Oh we so f****** perfect, aren't we?

Haha, I never had the misconception that teachers lived at school because my kindergarten teacher was my next door neighbor, and my first grade teacher lived across the street, so I knew them before they were my teachers. True story!

When I was a kid we camped alot and one year we went camping on the rocky mountains. My grandpa wanted to make sure I stayed close after dark so he told me that if a child leaves the camp sight after the sun goes down the moth man would fly down and take their head... and all the crosses we had seen on the mountain were from the moth mans victims. I guess mountain lions and the chance of falling was not scary enough to me lol

@Flamsterette

4 жыл бұрын

A lot, not a lot.

I think we ALL believed #1 at some point. I explicitly remember asking my 1st-grade teacher how comfy her bed in the teacher's lounge was on the way to a parent meeting. Another one for me was that I thought marriage was a requirement in order to have children.

There was this woman on our local station's morning news show who gave cleaning tips. Lots of people would write in to her to ask where they could buy the "elbow grease" she kept referring to as the thing that would help you clean your house.

"they don't just randomly give you free money." Last month, a local bank ran a promotion where they replaced some 20s in their ATM with 50s. So if you went to withraw $40, there was a small chance of getting $70-$100 instead while only deducting $40 from your account.

@johnkean6852

4 жыл бұрын

I though banking roles were given to those with a significantly higher IQ than the rest of us?

@tonpal

4 жыл бұрын

I have heard of this happening by accident but never before intentionally. Of course this cannot happen in the UK because different note (=US bill) vales are different sizes.

@tonpal

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnkean6852 :: I have known a few bankers over the years and I can assure you that intelligence has little to do with the recruitment process; for senior posts at least it is much more about who the parents are or which school was attended.

@raymondgerlach3148

4 жыл бұрын

Where's this bank? I want to switch banks. 😜👍❤

@suthinscientist9801

4 жыл бұрын

That was a fluke.

When I was really little (long before the “talk”) I used to think that if you went to hospital for operation and were really really good, they gave you a baby. A cousin, quite a bit older than I was in the hospital. She’s having an operation, I was told. Then she came home with a baby!!! I was an only child and really wanted a sibling. Imagine the disappointment when I had my tonsils out, was really, really good but didn’t get a baby 🙃.

@donatomrbones

Жыл бұрын

Lies

When I was a kid, I heard my parents telling slow drivers to get their hamsters moving. For a really long time, I thought car engines had hamster wheels inside them and that's how they drove.

@jamievee8375

4 жыл бұрын

teresa mata I’ve never heard that but that’s a gem lol

I thought when my parents and friends parents said "night school" they were saying "knight school", and they were all part of this really cool group that I had to be older to be part of.

When I was a kid I thought everyone were good people, kindergarten made me see the truth. 🤷‍♂️

@daniellemaroney2931

Жыл бұрын

Nothing like kindergarten, to show young kids just how corrupt society is. Screw the man L🤬L.

Thanks to story books as a kid, I used to believe that those indents in trees where branches were cut off were doors to an owl's home. I actually knocked on one one day when I went for a walk in the local woods with my Mum as a two or three year old, expecting an owl to open their "door".

I have actually seen a house being carried by a flatbed truck it does happen

@josgn

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@partlycloudy9443

4 жыл бұрын

Same..i was about 8..

@rydag11

4 жыл бұрын

Or tiny houses

@aplam94

4 жыл бұрын

Same I saw an old 2 story house being carried on a flatbed truck. Turn out it was going to a Ukrainian museum near my city. It also made the 6 o clock news.

@valinis7086

4 жыл бұрын

That's very common in my country, people move their wooden houses from one plot of land to another, this usually happens when someone build their house on a leased or borrowed land space and then they'd hire a tractor and trailer to move it when they purchased their own

Remember smiley fries? I used to play them, having them beg not to be eaten. Then I'd dip the mouth in ketchup and bite that off first so they could only whimper as I blinded them. I *swear* I wasn't as fucked up as it makes me sound! 😅😅😅

@cadillacdeville5828

4 жыл бұрын

Umm, what's your current occupation? Are you moonlighting as Dexter now? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@dylanthompson8658

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulcowlishaw yeah I used to pretend I was a giant eating trees. More fun that way.

when I was a kid i thought for sure that the wong u were listening to on the radio was being sung live by the artist at the radio station studio.

@solitaryman7485

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing, but couldn't figure out how they managed to travel to all the different radio stations around the country.

@noelepeterson2036

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@laurakibben4147

6 ай бұрын

My exact comment!! 1971-72.

I feel like a sadist now. Growing up when I had Teddy Grahams I used to eat the legs individually, followed by the arms, and then the head...

@krystlerider7343

4 жыл бұрын

I still do that and I make them scream 😈😁

When I was young and we were learning about slavery and the Civil War I thought that the “underground railroad” was an actual railroad underground. We saw a place that had a stop and I thought the sides had just collapsed so you couldn’t see down the tunnel.

until I was 7 years old I was 100% sure I would wake up one day and just know how to read. Like when you turned 12 you just know how to read. I was devastated when I learned that I would need to learn to read.

@WhiteKnight016

4 жыл бұрын

Wow my first internet trolls. How cute

Having read Just a Summer Romance by Ann M. Martin a number of times as a middle schooler, I was convinced that celebrities and regular folks had relationships quite easily as everyone else; meaning that if I found myself accidentally bumping into and developing a crush on a celebrity, I'd find true love. To this day, I find regular people who aren't celebs to be the greatest thing since sliced bread because I felt like a nobody. Having a celebrity crush now has been really hard, especially since I've met the guy twice and am meeting him again next month!

#7:: A few years ago there was an elderly actress who 'died' in a popular UK weekly medical drama. She was due to play in a pantomime at a theatre where the box office was flooded with call over the next few days by people wanting to cancel their reservations saying "we only wanted to see her but now she has died". Perhaps these same people watch sports reruns to see if they actually score that near miss goal.

I take my kids to a ATM. Tell them it’s a game, if I get the numbers right I win. Hahaha every time it shoots out cash they scream we won we’re rich!!!

@josgn

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@SWAGTACULAR314

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yankeegirl5175

4 жыл бұрын

That's adorable 😍

I went to Walmart after work a couple months after getting hired and as I was walking in so was my supervisor. I stared for a noticeably long time before I pointed and shouted “It is you!!!” Lol there is something about seeing the big boss outside work that is unsettling to little warehouse workers like me. Luckily he’s a super nice guy and they know me around work as being super optimistic and peppy (and probably a little out there, but hell, it’s fun) and he’s a cool guy if you actually do your job. I happen to do my job very well. 😎 another time I didn’t realize he was there until I turned to swipe my card and he was behind me in line. I’m just grateful that as cool of a guy he is, we both silently know that we don’t we to talk to eachother after eight to ten hours together. Haha

My great-grandma used to tell us if we swallowed watermelon seeds, we'd end up with watermelons growing out of our ears. She was awesome.

I used to believe that people lived in water towers. This was simply because I saw a door at the base of one. I wanted to live in a water tower when I grew up.

@TickedOffPriest

4 жыл бұрын

You would have to boot out the Warners.

@mgthestrange9098

4 жыл бұрын

Thats not as mad as it sounds, I saw a tv show where the converted an old water tower into a house.

@tjanderson8800

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to live in a windmill......... actually I still do.

@deemueller6470

4 жыл бұрын

@@shegeek5559 yes there is or Was. I saw the video of the underground bunker made into his home in the late 90s. I was in my early 30s and the resurgence of living sustainably was all the rage.

@elliejane72

4 жыл бұрын

Every time we would pass a water tower I would ask my parents how the water got in and out of the water tower. It seemed stupid to me to pipe it up just to have it come back down. My question was wrong and it drove them NUTS! I still ask every once in awhile now:-)

The tooth fairy and Santa Claus 😂😂

not all of these are completely crazy. i think i'm going to invest in a birthday suit!🤣

Because of black and white tv, I used to think everything and everyone was black and white in the old days.

@idiotkid3607

4 жыл бұрын

Well, youre right, but also wrong

@melissacooper4482

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing as a kid seeing those black and white movies. As well as TV shows.

When I was young, I thought the numbers on a player's jersey was how old they were

I thought I was allergic to the sun because I would sneeze the second I went outside on a sunny day. I also thought movies were real life historical events being captured on camera. Even with movies like “Lord of the Rings” & “Star Wars”. Probably worst of all, I believed that black people were made of chocolate, white people were vanilla, & everything else was just caramel.

@johnkean6852

4 жыл бұрын

Aw how sweet ... did you go around trying to wiggle your nose like Samantha to try to summon toys for yourself 🤔 🎉🤸‍♀️🎯

@jedgar63

4 жыл бұрын

It is an actual reflex known as a photic sneeze reflex.😎

I used to believe that apples, oranges and any other seeded fruits would grow in your stomach if you swallowed the seeds

@sassykaren8737

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Cowlishaw I’m glad I wasn’t alone!

@johnkean6852

4 жыл бұрын

They must have told us this because apple seeds contain cyanide and in quantity could potentially kill you

@sassykaren8737

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Cowlishaw my dad would always tell me that too. He always had a corny sense of humor and I caught on to it when I was around 10 years old

@sassykaren8737

4 жыл бұрын

John Kean Oh WoW!! I never knew that. Thank you for that bit of information!👍

A little girl at the lake near my house told me that there are stars in her light up shoes... and those stars are in the sky she said... she was so cute

These are the strangest things I believed. 1. My grandma was an archeologist and basically Indiana Jones. That's where all the stuff in the China cabinet came from. 2. If I didn't get out of the bathroom in time a Nile crocodile would come out of the drain and eat me. 3. Kevin from Up lived in our neighborhood 4. Everything that happening on a TV happened in real life. (Which made me a very twisted child for watching Jurassic Park) 5. Our house was previously inhabited by pirates and it was my duty to find a magical pirate sword 6. I was an adult that got magically turned into a child by a wizard. 7. When you get married, you pretty much share a soul and are together forever and the kiss is where children come from. ( I would have an existential crisis because my parents weren't married so how could I possibly be alive!?)

There was not even one thing on this list I thought as a kid.

@JZJ7777

Жыл бұрын

Me too.

About #2.... I am from NL Canada. Before we became a Province of Canada, we were a colony of Britain and a country too for a while. Thousands of little fishing outports all around the coast. Our first Premier, after we became a Canadian province, established a program of centralization and resettlement whereby families were paid to move to "growth centres" and embrace a more modern lifestyle. Many families actually and literally did move their houses by putting them on barges tied to the sterns of fishing boats, and then towing the houses, by boat, across the bay to the new community. -- Love your lists, by the way.

The concept of Santa isn't out fault, it's just society forcing parents to trick their kids lol

I thought the same thing about the radio!😂

@lindickison3055

3 ай бұрын

I even thought TV was real! (Not filmed...real people)

About the apple seeds, maybe you become a new "Groot". Lol

I remember as a kid, going to the EX with my Dad. On the way into town, they announced the Beatles would be on the radio soon. I was so excited (height of Beatlemania and all) Imagine my disappointment, arriving at the booth in time to hear the Beatles playing "Love Me Do" and not seeing them at the booth.

When my oldest daughter was 10 she thought that if I took off my wedding ring I'd be divorced. 30 years later I actually took it off for the last time, but I also had to file paperwork, smh

I thought that when we ate food it would stay “whole” and also that the food would be placed on shelves in our stomach 🤦🏾‍♀️

When I was a child, I was in and out of foster homes. My DSS worker had told me the first time I was going to a foster home that we were going on a trip. This led me to believe that all kids go on a trip away from home to take a “break” from their family life.. boy was I very wrong!!

"The chocolate bunny had feelings too"!! XD I'm dying!! This was a new one for me! Also, "oojumaplips!" LOL I also believed that radio stations actually had the band over when they wanted to play their songs! As for the traffic light one, I didn't exactly think there were little people living inside the lights, but I did think it was done remotely. (Like I thought there was a hidden camera and someone SOMEWHERE I don't know where decided when to make a light green, or red.) For a while I thought those people were quite the trolls sometimes, since they had a knack for pissing people off. This one was more something my parents thought I believed about me(I was a very weird/imaginative child) but when we went to Disney World when I was 8, they actually had to explain to me that the mascots were people in costumes, and don't look like actual cartoons (ala the Roger Rabbit Effect) Even back then I was smart enough to get a little offended at the suggestion I was that gullible! (For backstory, I used to watch The Muppets in Disney World movie, and when they get to meet Mickey he was in his animated version, for some added magic. They thought I would think it was real, lol.)

When I was a kid, I thought DUI school was where you went to learn how to drive drunk.

I believed the iron curtain was really made of iron and when they talked about someone escaping from behind the iron curtain that they must be very strong to move the curtain and escape, then I found it was so much worse than what I had thought, wire and guns and people trying to kill you.

When I was a kid and was leaning that we are 1st wild country, and learned that the other countries in the world were so poor, I wondered what did they use as clothing? Did they walk around naked, with bushes and trees, sheets covering them? I was shocked one day when I was watching the news and saw people in clothing!!!

when i was little i thought there was little people in the tv dial and when we turned it on they would move around

18: A lot of people believe this....if they kiss you, you get cooties, if you hold hands you become pregnant and if you hug, it means you are married. If you talk to them your dating and if you laugh, it means giving yourself away......i heard a lot of this when I was 7

7 believed this for a long time. Oh yes...we never seen the actors again after that so I used to think they died for real.

One of the crazy things I believed as a kid was that I would be happy as an adult.... Lol I'm jk. xD

@NOCTURNALARROW

4 жыл бұрын

@Just Me Please don't be sad! I'm sure u have plenty to be happy about! :)

@NOCTURNALARROW

4 жыл бұрын

@Just Me well I'm sure u have people who love and care about u! :)

@NOCTURNALARROW

4 жыл бұрын

@Just Me :'(

"I thought old and young versions of movie characters were played by the same actor, then they waited until the actor grew up to finish making the movie." COBRA KAI enters the chat.

When I was a kid, I use to think if we were watching a tv show in English, they would have to re-take each episode in each language for other countries to understand it. 😂🤷‍♀️

You are so hilarious. Loved it

When I was little I had a toy computer that would talk back to me and I thought there was actually a girl living in the computer and I begged my parents to get her our of it

OMG this list is hysterical!😂 Really enjoyed your presentation and commentary. More like this, please!

My grandmother would always have the most scariest ways of keeping me in line the one I remember the most is when I was biting my fingernails. She would say if you eat those fingernails they will go into your stomach, scratch holes and you'll die.

04:20 Number 17, I am Groot... There is your answer.

''I thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls until my dog got pregnant!''lol I thought that for 2 years until we got a girl dog

In my mind my father fell from godlike status to common foe in a second, when i saw him putting sausage in a mousetrap - seriously dad everybody knows those damn mice like cheese and NOT sausage! I was so embarrassed with his lack of hunting skills :(

I grew up in the 80's and I saw the movie The Ghoulies and one of the monsters was in the toilet so yeah, I was terrified of what would come up out of the toilet too.

20 - They actually did that here in Poland. There was a huge outrage in the media. School principal was fired along with chief of a firefighter squad. I don't know if they've been convicted yet.

When I was young I thought that "sports" were a form of war between nations and always wondered why one of the teams didn't use tanks to win. On #11, what about Killer Klowns from Outer Space?

On #19, when traffic lights were first used to control traffic there were real people changing the signals by hand, I have no idea what size they were.

I laughed my ass off. Number 3 had me laughing so hard I couldn't see the screen. Thank you you made my day.

When I was a kid, I believed that my favorite kid show was made just for me. Also another one was when it rained, it just rained on my house and nowhere else.

Number seven. An actor is REALLY happy and tells his wife and kids he's going to be on a science fiction show! The next day he shows up on set... And, wardrobe hands him a red shirt. As for me... As a kid, I logic'ed out that if chicken had bones, so did corn. After dinner one night I proudly collected everyone's corn-bones to take out to the animals.

Michael, there really **WAS** a person who changed the traffic lights! In our town (a University town) traffic got really terrible at rush hour at one particular intersection. There was a booth on the corner where a police officer (My Dad and his co-workers) would watch the traffic back-up and help "even out" the flow as needed by cycling the light. So, yes, there was someone doing that. He just wasn't INSIDE the light itself. When I was in Junior High School I would walk from the school downtown to where Dad was in the booth and wait there with him until my Mom came and picked me up to go home. He let me press the button sometimes, on his cue.

I’m so glad you didn’t spoil Santa Claus... as always, another family friendly list 25.

#17 I first saw that watermelon episode of rugrats when I was 3. Thank you viacom for mentally scarring millions of toddlers #5 how awesome would that have been to have Optimus Primal lull you to sleep back in the day. Now it's possible. Thank you KZread

When my Mum and two older sisters first moved into my aunt's old house, I believed that in my Mum's shower (the other one I never used, it was my sisters, but I could use it.) And I believed that the ocean was right underneath me, (because I could hear the water in the pipes) and that there was a shark RIGHT UNDERNEATH ME and it was going to pop straight up (like the JAWS shark on the DVD case) and eat me, I always got terrified to shower. I was 10 and stopped believing it when I was 12. 🤦

If you keep crossing your eyes, 13:45 they'll stsy like that! I, too, thought dogs were boys (they were bigger) and cats were moms, and had baby kittens. But was very puzzled where puppies came from. (About 8 before I met a mama dog!). Also very puzzled on meeting a Pomeranian (I was about 3). Called it a 'puppycat'! Oh, and was told that moms and teachers ( my mom was both) had special eyes in back of head, hidden by hair, so they could always see what you were doing!!! I was 3 when my brother was born. Understood 'in tummy' - o ly way out was cut open. I was ok with that part. But had no idea how they'd put her back together again! Was rather worried😮

That is like thinking if you bite your nails a hand would grow in your stomach lol.

Only thing im scared of is monsters. (when i was 5 so I kept my closet door and bathroom door closed) now I don’t believe in monsters anymore but still leave my doors closed cause of the black void thats in my closet when I sleep at night

I thought if I stood behind the tv, everyone watching would see me on tv. I thought I could get a tan laying under a table lamp. I thought cops could see through vehicles (besides windows), to see if ppl were wearing seatbelts. I thought our hearts was shaped like a heart. When my dad talked about retirement, I thought that meant when he dies. Duh!

Going through to say which of these I believed. 25: No. 24: No, but my dad was a DJ 23: No. 22: Kind of...? But emotions, not a sense of pain. 21: LOL, yes. XD 20: Holy crap, no thankfully. 19: No. 18: No, but I thought it meant romance anyway. 17: Yes, but I believed it for watermelons, not apples. 16: Same, but only for my parents. 15: No, thankfully. Creepy. 14: Nope. 13: Nope. 12: No, I thought it was caused by altitude. 11: No, but they creep me out. 10: I kind of thought that too. 9: No, but I never really used one. 8: No, but I still didn't know what the term meant. 7: Same. Ugh... 6: My mom did that for bread crusts for me. She said there was meatloaf in it and I loved her meatloaf. 5: No, but I never had a TV in my room. 4: Same, LOL. 3: Same, and it was creepy. 2: Nope. 1: Same, which is hilarious because I think every kid believed this.

When I was little I used to think traffic lights turned on with magic

I used to believe that when I played a game, someone else was controlling the other character in the game..... now there is online gaming so its true!

20: I was told that ''fire drill'' was an object teachers used to drill a flaming hole into the children's heads if they was naughty...I must admit, I feared going to the big school for months after hearing that.

#15 Tidy Bowl Man & #3 Romper Room #15 Things in Toilet. I remember the "Tidy Bowl Man" commercials of 1977 through 80's. I was always so quick to do my job, jump up, & pull my clothes up because I was sure he was lurking around in there somewhere! As for people could see you from inside TV, there was a kids show "Romper Room" from 1953 to early 80's in which the lady held up a magic glass through which she could see good girls & boys - I waited WEEKS for her to call my name!!

OMG I loved this one thank you!!!😁😁😁😁

I actually assumed that nosebleed seats meant exactly that, when I heard it for the first time. Baseball is not populair in my country... I still don't know what it means... Just found out what it isn't ^^'

@DourMessor

4 жыл бұрын

Nosebleed seat are the highest seats in the stadium, high altitudes tend to cause nosebleeds due to decrease of oxygen, prices are usually cheaper and bring binoculars

@etonbachs4226

4 жыл бұрын

@@DourMessor And that damn support beam you're sitting behind obstructs your view.

@cecillewolters1995

4 жыл бұрын

@@DourMessor Oh wow, never would've thought that hahaha. Thanks for explaining :3

I used to think that people controlled the traffic lights 😂

I used to believe if you crossed your eyes and stuck your tongue out and somebody hit you on the back that your face would freeze like that. My mom always told me that. I don't think I ever got brave enough to try it until I was like 11 years old.🤣🤣🤣🤣

My niece is 8 years old and her parents still call fish "special chicken" so she'll eat it. She's a really picky eater, to the point that there's only about 15 foods that she will eat. And they better not freaking touch or the whole meal is ruined. The full list of everything she will eat: "Special chicken", cheesies, chocolate, hot dogs, fries, spaghetti (ONLY spaghetti) with cold tomato soup instead of pasta sauce, gold fish crackers, ice tea, hot chocolate, soda/pop, marshmallows, chocolate dipped cookies, ice cream, cake, cucumber.

When i was 4 or so i thought if you planted metal it would grow into a metal tree...

I used to think that when you turned off the TV or radio, that it would pause the show.

@yankeegirl5175

4 жыл бұрын

It should!!

@JZJ7777

Жыл бұрын

I wish but unfortunately no.

@JZJ7777

Жыл бұрын

@@yankeegirl5175 yeah, but what if it’s like event, like a hockey game? Those can’t be paused.

My mother used to serve chocolate pudding for a dessert a lot when I was three. One day she made butterscotch instead, which I'd never seen before. As she was pulling it out of the fridge, she said, "Who stuck their finger in the pudding?!" What she brought out was not the chocolate pudding I was used to. After that I believed that if you stuck your finger in chocolate pudding, it made it butterscotch.

There's the story of man at an ATM with his young son. When the money came out, the boy jumped up and down and clapped his hands "You were very lucky that time, daddy!" I used to think that when you turned the TV off, it was like a pause button so that when you turned it back on, whatever you'd been watching would pick up where you'd left off.

When I was child, I was convinced that if laid eggs from nests were left cold or the mother bird didn’t kept them warm enough, they would hatched into lizards. A matter fact, I came up with this theory by watching a certain The Simpsons episode.

@crsproductions2003

2 жыл бұрын

Bart the Mother

*10:55* I used to fall asleep to George Lopez, I had nightmares and waking up to a laugh helped a lot 😂😂

I used to think that I would drain out with the bath water if I was still in it when the plug was pulled.

I used to tell my children that if they told a lie their ears would turn red. Every time they would lie they would cover their ears so I wouldn’t find out that they were lying. Best trick I ever came up with. Lol my boys are older teenagers now but they still remember that

When I was a child I actually thought #24 was true. In some instances it was.

@cheddarcheese9311

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing when I was little

I too thought that your birthday suit was just that a special outfit for your birthday! And my kid loves 'shark boy and lava girl.' She watches it at least once a week.

"Porky's?" I thought for sure he was going to reference "Ghoulies" on that one. "They'll get you in the end."

I believed number 7 that if you died in a movie meant you died in real life.

Good show and very funny and thank you.