"I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey." Really hard to deal with that image once you've seen Shrek.

@CircuitReborn

4 жыл бұрын

Explains why we havnt got a sequel in a while.

@bluebunanimates6590

4 жыл бұрын

SnappyK9 yes XD

@trevorkn7239

4 жыл бұрын

"Ah christ i'm getting all emotional"

@NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast

4 жыл бұрын

SnappyK9 he sounds a lot like shrek.

@taylenportell1545

4 жыл бұрын

Because that is shrek 😂

Shrek's long lost brother

@DragonMoth34

5 жыл бұрын

Shreks mom banged a human.

@giraffeman326

4 жыл бұрын

Shrek’s Dad

@ChristianMartinez-sp8ve

4 жыл бұрын

If Shrek was a human

@ThumbsTup

4 жыл бұрын

This is what shrek should've looked like after the potion I'm shrek 2

@foreverstealthy1085

4 жыл бұрын

they do sound alike.

"More chins than a Chinese phone book" is still the most legendary insult known to man

@coleozaeta6344

Жыл бұрын

Surprisingly, it’s probably Qin.

@stephenbachmann1171

10 ай бұрын

@@coleozaeta6344actually Qin is not that common. Chin is usually the Hokkien/Taiwanese pronunciation of Chen. Most overseas Chinese named Chin will be Chen in Mandarin.

@mykalf9295

8 ай бұрын

😭

@smilesandthetwistedmd7608

4 ай бұрын

​@@coleozaeta6344

@sieteocho

4 ай бұрын

@@stephenbachmann1171 Chin is Hakka / Cantonese. Teochew Hokkien version of Chen is Tan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Shui-bian

Michael Myers made Shrek's voice and Fat Bastard's voice so similar it's hard to tell them apart.

@soylentgreen7074

Жыл бұрын

Because they’re both Scottish

@maceinmyeyes6915

Жыл бұрын

It’s Mike Myers, not Michael Myers the horror icon

@Mikescool444

Жыл бұрын

@@maceinmyeyes6915 wouldn’t his full name be Michael myers tho?

@fridaynightgaming9405

Жыл бұрын

@@Mikescool444 Im afraid not.

@LtJackboot

Жыл бұрын

@@Mikescool444 NOPE. HARD nope.

Starring Mike Myers Featuring Mike Myers Mike Myers: Mike Myers

@fs.mclaughlin

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Myers be like: Mike Myers

@pray7056

4 жыл бұрын

Special thanks to: Mike Myers, Mike Myers, And Mike Myers

@predator5775

4 жыл бұрын

With special guest: Shrek* *played by Mike Myers

@dwiezelakaevo8381

4 жыл бұрын

Dre Wolfshire Mike Myers as Mike Myers Mike Myers is Fat Bastard Written by Mike Myers Directed by Fat Bastard.... Played by Mike Myers

@UserX860

4 жыл бұрын

3times asshole. cant believe this prick was the best payed actor on the planet.

I can’t believe my dad let me watch this when I was like 5

@GoldenG0dc0meth

4 жыл бұрын

I feel more thankful that my parents showed me this movie it’s still funny as hell

@concretemixer3018

4 жыл бұрын

He's a good father

@leigh_spoons

4 жыл бұрын

Concrete Mixer I mean, I wouldn’t say he’s a good father since he’s an alcoholic but this is the better things that he has done

@HurtSmooch601

4 жыл бұрын

Fr I think every dad does this

@afghanwhigs4869

4 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn't the only one, haven't seen these in years.

“I’ve not seen my willeh in two years which is long enough to declair it legally deed” that quote is legendary!

2:00 "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs... Chili's baby back ribs." 20 something years later, still cracks me up.

@Justin15ish

Жыл бұрын

Excuse me ☝️

@Dragon-Slay3r

Жыл бұрын

Havent we been through this already? Lol

@Golden_Otaku

8 ай бұрын

Barbecue sauce

@metroidhunter965

8 ай бұрын

I still quote that line whenever I’m in the mood for barbecue.

@xenosora6412

Ай бұрын

That is my favorite clip it's funny

"I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!" LOL

@skrubhater1364

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Lake Ooooah mah tettays

@damienthompson364

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Lake Lol

@MrStevieb00

5 жыл бұрын

Deed not dead the Scottish way👅

@02091992able

5 жыл бұрын

You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!!!!!!!!

@camn-l5771

5 жыл бұрын

Not in the case of maddies parents mate

The fact he’s Scottish just makes this way better.

@Kdxadele

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he's not even Scottish

@Tylanjamison96

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kdxadele Obviously he's talking about the character. And yes, he is Scottish

@shariclarkson7321

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that it's Shrek makes it better

@kamekaziebear1855

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he's the same actor who plays Austin Powers and Dr evil makes it so much better

@OmegaRedFan

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tylanjamison96 you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Lmao I lose it every time how he stands face to face with the captain and doesn't even wait for him to leave to start running his mouth about him.😂😂😂😂

I love the face he makes after saying, "It smells like carrots and throw up!"

@MasterChiefSpartan117

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's amazing how Mike Myers quadruple acted Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and Gold member!

@DragonMoth34

5 жыл бұрын

I think i was like 10 the last time i watched any of the movies, I found out he was also Dr Evil during goldmember, and only today have i realized he was also Fat bastard and Goldmember....

@christopherdean1326

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's amazing that anyone sat and watched that puerile shite...........

@l3umstick

4 жыл бұрын

Fajer can you hear me

@european-one

4 жыл бұрын

@@christopherdean1326 I think it's amazing that you have so little of a life you shit post on a compilation of a movie you don't even like

@kawitomtom

4 жыл бұрын

Yesh yesh yesh

More chins than a chinese phone book cracked me up

@justinratcliffe947

4 жыл бұрын

bt7274 fan Yeah. And to think how many SJWs that mustve offended

@keaganlasalle8523

4 жыл бұрын

Like your profile pic

@european-one

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinratcliffe947 I never got that joke until I saw you write it down 🤔

@ricardobarahona3939

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Ratcliffe No one cared

@lyrimetacurl0

4 жыл бұрын

More chins than chinatown (Weird Al)

First time I heard "I didn't have any corn", I laughed so fucking hard for 15 minutes straight that I rendered a pair of underpants completely unwearable. WORTH EVERY MINUTE.

@clamcrewcarclub6017

9 ай бұрын

Was there any corn

"What the- I didn't have any corn!" This line was my favorite

@emedel5772

Жыл бұрын

My sister told us that when she took my then 4 year old nephew (he’s 21 now)into a crowded ladies room to use the restroom, after he was done he shouted out this same line from inside the stall. My sister said she was mortified 🤣🤣🤣

"I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain, GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912

3 жыл бұрын

Im rich and im dead sexy

@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912

3 жыл бұрын

@@abowlofguacamole8558 I wasn't talking about me, I meant fat bastard quote.

@abowlofguacamole8558

3 жыл бұрын

@@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912 ok thanks but try using the quotation marks next time

@ancientmegalodon29

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂

@callumjames7854

2 жыл бұрын

You’re lucky wee man. 🎶I want baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS🎶

This is one of the funniest movie villains

@european-one

4 жыл бұрын

People would be outraged if they stereotyped a non white minority like this. At least Scottish people have a sense of humor amidst all this PC shit

@badreedinedjellali1328

4 жыл бұрын

shrek I I'm your father no no that's not true that's impossible imagine if he says that 😂hh

@johndowns3839

4 жыл бұрын

@@european-one It's just that the Scotts are too cheap not laugh after paying to see a comedy.

@european-one

4 жыл бұрын

@@johndowns3839 I see what you did there Lol

@adryanredbeard699

4 жыл бұрын

european-one - You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?

"I ate a baby!!!oh aye!" And "You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!" Was hilarious.

20 years later and I still find this hilarious and still love the Austin Powers movies to this day

@shimerrill967

9 ай бұрын

Same !

“I haven’t seen my willy in 2 years, which long enough legally pronounce it dead.”

Try picturing Shrek saying all this instead.

@jherskine

9 жыл бұрын

Ellanor: I've got bigger titties than you do!

@ellanor7284

9 жыл бұрын

Johnny Wadd Mine are pretty small :(

@jherskine

9 жыл бұрын

Ellanor I've not seen my Willie in two years which is long enough to declare it legally dead!

@Rinzler3757

9 жыл бұрын

Shrek: Wheres your shitter, i got a turtlehead pokin out

@DanielRenardAnimation

8 жыл бұрын

*Shrek:* _"I'm not kidding. I got a crap on deck that could choke Donkey"_

*This is definitely shrek!!!!!!*

@mikwinner_beats

2 жыл бұрын

They’re both Mike myers

@TheGalaxyDew

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikwinner_beats ikr same thing :0

@GrimmestOfReapers

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikwinner_beats yo shady sorry that eminem stole your music 😔😔

@mikwinner_beats

2 жыл бұрын

@@GrimmestOfReapers ye the only reason I couldn’t stand up is because both my legs were amputated. That cheeky fuck Marshall will always be hated

@bigsquish123

2 жыл бұрын

Ya he is

4:55 I'd like to think the actress who played Frau couldn't hold her laugh in when Mike Myers said that line and they just kept her reaction in the final cut

I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLAY

@pussthepupanddonkeythedog5135

5 жыл бұрын

They actually used "I'm bigger than you" in a Shrek video game!

@newyorkshitty3026

5 жыл бұрын

*Belleh

@frankgio779

4 жыл бұрын

I GOT AH CRAHP ON DECK THAT COULD CHOKE A DONKEH

"Oh, that could gag a maggot!"

@jashtacular3338

5 жыл бұрын

It smells like hot, sick...ass

@SlabOfSteak

4 жыл бұрын

Best one

@spankthemonkey3437

4 жыл бұрын

Joshtackuler 2 hot sweaty woman after running smell good

@joaquinesqueda6651

4 жыл бұрын

@@jashtacular3338 on a carcass

I've missed one of my personal favorite Fat Bastard quotes: "I've been going on a diet but now my neck looks like a va-gi-na..."

@arrontheprotogen9276

Жыл бұрын

Y E S

I watched this over and over and over again my entire childhood. I knew every single word. So many things took me so long to understand. Like when Frau says to Dr. Evil "I'm LAAAAATE..." I was so confused for so long 😂

basically shrek if he was human

@JamesTheManiac

3 жыл бұрын

It's just pure essence of Mike Myers no matter his role. I love it, lol

@ZJRLT

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesTheManiac *REVERSE AND THROTTLE AND REVERSE AND... SCENE*

@M4sterchef3907

3 жыл бұрын

If not better

@ZJRLT

3 жыл бұрын

@@M4sterchef3907 AYE WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!!!

@bgexclusive6769

3 жыл бұрын

Need to make an adult version of shrek where he says funny shit like this 😂

"I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm in happy because I eat" That hit me where it hurts. RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!!!!

@bluebunanimates6590

4 жыл бұрын

Stefan Gangoso XD my dad says that last line all the time when he gets hurt

@sovietbiscuit9918

4 жыл бұрын

Stefan Gangoso that’s my life in a nutshell

@bbuk8729

4 жыл бұрын

That’s not the quote at all, it’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy bc I eat.

@hac2787

3 жыл бұрын

Instinct Micah that’s not it at all! It’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, And I’m unhappy because I eat”

@timwollen3236

3 жыл бұрын

@@hac2787 I'm sure it was a typo

" you know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you ask what are they cooking?? That plus crap" 😂

“I didn’t have any corn!” Is still the best 😂

"AH ET A BEBEH"

@Apollodragon-zl2mj

7 жыл бұрын

Oh I baby the other other white meat baby it's what's for dinner

@chickenvasquez78

6 жыл бұрын

A IT A BEBEI

@chickenvasquez78

6 жыл бұрын

BEBEI ES WUTS 4 DIENR

@thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547

6 жыл бұрын

BEYBEY! THE OTHER-OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!

@andrewmonske8356

4 жыл бұрын

YOU EAT BABIES!!!

You forgot his line after winning the Sumo wrestling match: "Are we done here? I gotta take a crap."

@aidansexton47

11 ай бұрын

Then it would be 26 great quotes

2:26 Austin Powers when your parents enter the room

@matthewsoucy9073

9 ай бұрын

And your parents would cackle

This man sounds like cat in the hat, shrek, and a drunk (scottishman) simultaneously Edit: I’m aware now that all characters are played by mike Myers after several hundred people have told me

@ashleygaden1175

4 жыл бұрын

Scottish*

@abraham.hayden

4 жыл бұрын

SCOTTISH AND YOU BEST NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE A SCOT GETS YOU

@marshallbowdrie8562

4 жыл бұрын

Same guy that voices Shrek

@KyuKel

4 жыл бұрын

Marshall Bowdrie and the same guy that voices cat in the hat

@theryanreynoldsfan3674

4 жыл бұрын

i-800-SURANCER6 He is!

The part that gets me laughing is where he says “First things first where’s your shiter I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

@lastmexicano

4 жыл бұрын

Apex 3577 that’s a horrible image

@kurookami4724

4 жыл бұрын

That is a cringe worthy thought... It's going to haunt my nightmares

@jcbanbury

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurookami4724 💩💩🤣🤣

@kdrapertrucker

3 жыл бұрын

I found out that that's not the best thing to yell when you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time.

@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912

3 жыл бұрын

Im not kidding, I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey.

I remember watching this when I was a wee boy.. and if I can recall fat bastard wasn't a bad guy. I actually loved his character development.

0:21 After eating Shepherds Pie

@alexandru18

Жыл бұрын

What the? I didin't have any corn?

@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg

3 ай бұрын

Waht da I didn't have any corn?

" I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CORNNN " xDD

@Frothenbath1

9 жыл бұрын

Phantom corn strikes again! D:>

@leahhiggins6577

9 жыл бұрын

Dilandau Albatou "I've had bigger chunks of corn in ma CRAAP!" 😂

@whovianhistorybuff

9 жыл бұрын

That's like when you blow chunks and think I never ate any diced carrot

@thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547

6 жыл бұрын

BLU Spy The human body can turn anything put in it into shit. Except corn. Corn is indestructible.

@codykoch7081

5 жыл бұрын

Smells like carrots and throw up

3:50 and a legend was born.

@NewSoupWiiHii

3 жыл бұрын

GET IN MAH BELLEH

@carterwilliam6351

2 жыл бұрын

GET IN MAH BELLEH

@tripplordofinconvenience9953

2 жыл бұрын

GET IN MAH BELLEH

@titanrex0513

2 жыл бұрын

He is a lucky wee man

@devanbrittlegyvb4355

2 жыл бұрын

@@NewSoupWiiHii dftg

“That would gag a maggot….” Priceless.

3:18 _meh beh_ 🤭

@alexandru18

Жыл бұрын

That's what lance tirthyeager says when he played sml shrek

"FIRST THINGS FIRST!" The first time I saw this, it was in a stack of movies my sister rented for me to watch while I was in recovery from a surgery. I kept rewinding that scene over and over, laughing harder and harder...and I busted the stitches out and started to bleed. When I was in the ER telling them what happened, the doctor said he was going to have to go out and rent that flick that night...he needed a laugh =)) I'm sure he laughed that much harder when that scene came on and he remembered restitching me from almost dying laughing from it (literally! lol!!)

@bigbadbraxien6081

6 жыл бұрын

VideoSaySo that's funny

@stardustman420

5 жыл бұрын

"what a story, Mark"

@realdonaldtrump4610

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Incredible

@kdog6211

4 жыл бұрын

This is probably the best thing I’ve read this year. That is a story for the ages 😂

@ismellthecheeze6436

2 жыл бұрын

Well this brings a hole new meaning to dieing of laughter

“I eat because I’m unhappy....I’m unhappy because I eat...” God that is me

@toxicpickle5339

4 жыл бұрын

SilentPotatoLv8 lmao sad but beats a drug habit so props to u man

@philbateman1989

3 жыл бұрын

Classic cycle of addiction, man. Replace "eat" with "drink" and you have me. Your addiction makes you miserable, so you do it more to try to feel better, and you do for a little bit, but eventually you need more to feel better again. Rinse and repeat.

@mustang2005

3 жыл бұрын

I hear that

@rowanmelton7643

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxicpickle5339 Say what you will, but drugs are great for weight loss

@AllisonChains64

2 жыл бұрын

@@rowanmelton7643 Depends on the drug

What would he have done to eat Mini Me? And that was funny when he cheered for Scott

"What kind of stupid ass question is that?" best quote and delivery ever.

Meyers best Scottish work was actually in “So I married an Axe Murderer”

@preposterous3245

4 жыл бұрын

Happy Hertzair agreed

@Midlanflyguy

4 жыл бұрын

"Head...Paper...Now!!!!"

@lordpsi99

3 жыл бұрын

HEED, YOUR HEAD IS MASSIVE! IT'S LIKE THA MOON!

@ohdeararat7947

3 жыл бұрын

"Welcome to the Scottish Store, where if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!"

@bensteer3778

3 жыл бұрын

He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his gargantuan pillow. His heed is a regular Sputnik it has its own weather system.

my dad always mimics him and shouts *"I ATE A BABY!!"* best. dad. ever.

@joaquinesqueda6651

4 жыл бұрын

my dad would say *GET IN MA BELLY* when at the dinner table

@bluebunanimates6590

4 жыл бұрын

@@joaquinesqueda6651 oh my god XD

@joaquinesqueda6651

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluebunanimates6590 he was Scottish to so it made it even more funnier

@bluebunanimates6590

4 жыл бұрын

Joaquin Esqueda oh my god! That's priceless!

@daltonthacker4191

4 жыл бұрын

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs

0:53 - 1:02 that transition was executed to perfection👌🏼

Me and my brother, both adults approaching 40, still quote baby back ribs to each other, having nearly died laughing watching the movies in our teens.

I watched these my entire childhood repeatedly and didn't know Mike Myers playing anyone except Austin Powers until I was an adult. It is my biggest shame to this day.

@tweakypoppy

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's... that's something.

@theredtechnician

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I asked my mother who played Dr Evil

@espresso387

2 жыл бұрын

I knew he acted as Fat bastard and Austin Powers, no idea he was Goldmember and Dr evil.

@legomangamesnetwork1151

Жыл бұрын

It took me till the third movie

"OHH, YOU GAVE ME A NURPLE!!"

@bacondogjr.4759

9 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaah my titties!!!

@harrylonsdale3142

8 жыл бұрын

+Bacon dog jr. look at mah sexy bodeh!

@skrubhater1364

7 жыл бұрын

harry lonsdale I ate a baby!

@harrylonsdale3142

7 жыл бұрын

Skrub Hater chilllyy baby back ribs!

1:45 is my favorite

“I didn’t have any corn” gets me every time🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

0:48 I love how that asian chick is happy at first and then goes like :O.

@crazyfvck

5 жыл бұрын

@Stranger LOL! I've seen all of the Austin Powers movies many times, and I've never noticed that before :)

Years ago I worked security for Citi Bank, and we had some bank officers in from South America. They came in one day speaking Spanish amongst themselves and one said something about Fat Bastard. (They spoke fluent english, but were chatting in their own language.) Without missing a beat I quipped "GET IN MAAH BELLY", pointing to my own stomach as FB did in the movie. The three of them instantly cracked up and nearly fell down in the floor! Priceless!

@Spingerex

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@sandygrungerson1177

8 ай бұрын

yeah that never happened.

@iamthepootisman1

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@sandygrungerson1177your birth should never have have happened

@sandygrungerson1177

8 ай бұрын

@@iamthepootisman1 yet here i am, here i will remain. LOL.

Oh my!! This is funnier than robot chicken.😂

I gotta say, Fat Bastard is one of the best Austin Powers Henchmen ever!! He’s definitely my favorite!! 😂😂

*Farts* "Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? It's magic."

Atleast he believes he's sexy

@eaglehood224

8 жыл бұрын

I can relate a bit

@reprehensiblehuman1675

7 жыл бұрын

Look at my sexy bodeh

@zombeaver69

7 жыл бұрын

he is tho, wat are u fuckin blind

@chickennugs905

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Voorhees he is he’s dead sexy!

@IncrediibleHauck

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Voorhees fuck you mean he is

Yet another classic that could never be 'allowed' to be made today

@MasterChiefSpartan117

Жыл бұрын

Screw PC bullshit. Let's make it anyways.

Once Had Fat You Never Go Back2:50 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha🤣🤣😅😂🤣😅

“RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!” That gets me every time! 😂😂😂

I'VE NOT SEEN MY WILLY IN 2 YEARS WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO DECLARE LEGALLY DEAD!

@JohnRRoe2

2 жыл бұрын

I still love that line. Which stills makes me laugh!!!!

@michaellennerman7844

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly probably the best line he says. Right next to "I ATE A BABY!"

@jordanwebster4170

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaellennerman7844 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs

How could you have left out _"Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver. I just hope my wire-fighting team is READY!"_ ?

Wafting wafting wafting....I think that's the best one FN hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:50 one of the most famous quotes was born

@ismellthecheeze6436

2 жыл бұрын

Me after getting high and open a icebox

So, I was like "let's watch a short youtube video while I'm eating".

@valentine4220

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 poor you

@TheMMObro

7 жыл бұрын

LOL same

@lokket9995

7 жыл бұрын

I wish I could have some of that fat and put it to some good use.

@redcrumb5590

7 жыл бұрын

xxlCortez me too, I also choked on my rice xD

@jaymanxxxx

6 жыл бұрын

lols

I remember watching this as a kid 😭

“I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN” pops up in my head from time to time 😭

I remember when this movie first came out. Everybody at my middle school made fat bastard references lol

@mustang2005

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol great times

@dmann5938

Жыл бұрын

Especially: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!

“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs”

@jakerkazamgamingchannel8704

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me.

@MrRedforman1

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakerkazamgamingchannel8704 Chili's baby back ribs

@AllisonChains64

2 жыл бұрын

I remember those commercials lol

@kyvilfongkot6372

2 жыл бұрын

Yo caboose

@batmanfan317

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrRedforman1 Barcue Sauce!

0:09 of all the animals that he could've said

"i got more chins than a chinese phone book" This one had me dying! As a kid i never understood it but now it is just hillarious!

i haven't seen my willy in two years. Thats long enough to declare it legally dead. Man, i'm dying here....

I miss when Mike Meyers was king of the world

"Oh, that could gag a maggot." I'm stealing this line, but with cite it as a favorite to use whenever I smell something horrible, or fart badly.

The funny thing is, that it's just Myers arguing and fighting against himself.

0:27 was just a constant flow of greatness

"You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking on each floor, and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap". Gets me every time.

The absolute best part of these movies is the fact Mike Myers would hold these characters off screen so he wouldnt lose them between scenes

Mike myers, the guy who voices shrek, plays this guy, and austin powers, and dr evil

It's HILARIOUS that in my lifetime I've had certain situations and in those situations I've used basically every single one of these lines

I never actually noticed the small amounts of droll while he’s talking. It’s disturbing but it makes me love this character even more.

Omg, that 1st one… I’ve used that at least 3x this year. “Everyone loves their own brand.”

We need to keep this safe from this generation

"I eat because im unhappy, and im unhappy because I eat" damn thats deep

@bmil38

4 жыл бұрын

that quote is honestly pretty sad... took a hard turn from the rest of the quotes

@MrRedforman1

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly that's true irl A lot of overweight people claim it

@jballday3668

3 жыл бұрын

That has to hit you in the heart

If Garfield, shrek, and a drunk brit met.

I love these movies. The fact he voiced Shrek just makes it that much better. Happy to imagine Shrek saying all this

“More chins then a Chinese phone book” that just sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got a crap on deck that can chock a donkey ROLF

@maximuffin6395

7 жыл бұрын

who's rolf?

@cmderfox5396

6 жыл бұрын

Elijah Thomas R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing Rofl

@dextermorgan2770

6 жыл бұрын

Cmder Fox So why not just say that?

@YaBoiWicked

6 жыл бұрын

6 years later his friend ended up being a Donkey lmaol

@itsyuhboi5406

6 жыл бұрын

D J's Channel choke*

“You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?” *Twister*

1:52 is the undisputed best

Never before have I been both repulsed and dying by laugh

"I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap" best quote

2:02 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs !!

@screwyou3648

7 жыл бұрын

Chliiii baby back ribs

@bipolatelly9806

7 жыл бұрын

you sound like g w bush ! or the queen! (-: Geddit???? LOL

@lemongrabracing71

7 жыл бұрын

Renard chillyyyyy baby back ribs.

@OrthodoxGT

5 жыл бұрын

And take your Chillys to go baby go baby go baby go.

@jakerkazamgamingchannel8704

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me.

I can't pick a favorite quote these are all amazing

Okay then, Shrek.

@cubic3282

6 жыл бұрын

malcolms memery ik

@cubic3282

6 жыл бұрын

Seribro Sorrens DONKEE

@burialbrigadevideos7498

5 жыл бұрын

The actor also does doctor evil and Austin powers

@chrishuston6652

5 жыл бұрын

α ρєяѕσи. I know*

@justinoiler9749

5 жыл бұрын

@malcolms memery Justin powers Dr Danielle powers Mike Ellis Luis Luciano

I love the little faces he makes after every remark.