guess how I escaped Iraq? iran

@CharlieND

7 жыл бұрын

Ha

@zombiegone79

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@yonaszajton8071

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck you bitch

@zombiegone79

7 жыл бұрын

Yonas, are you TRIGGERED!?!?

@lacey69g

7 жыл бұрын

That was good

I put my phone on airplane mode I threw it and it didn't fly someone explain pls

@frownless

7 жыл бұрын

xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt I have funny jokes

@kimberlymarquez6146

7 жыл бұрын

ajajajjajajajjajaja

@paralyzed3282

7 жыл бұрын

xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt lol xd

@kayotic_catgirl

7 жыл бұрын

Try hellecopter mode.

@ella2000xx

7 жыл бұрын

xXSuperExXx Gaming Alt so you decided to wing it

*i got these shoes from a drug dealer.. idk what he laced them with.. but I’ve been tripping all day*

@obesemonkey5286

4 жыл бұрын

I've heard that

@Aanushka897

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it?

@Aanushka897

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wait i got it

@bomber8684

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes loll

@aminabegum7259

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it Wait is it that you are drunk so you keep tripping?

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humour? Mom: See that armless guy over there? Tell him to clap. Kid: But mom! I’m blind! Mom: Exactly.

@pedroh8024

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sonic2rules606

3 жыл бұрын

oh shit brilliant

@mabadabba8666

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I’ve got a good one so this guy and chick are going on a date CHICK: What’s your occupation? GUY: I work with animals. CHICK: Oh I love animals! What do you do with them? GUY: I’m a butcher.

@sarahjaneaballe9038

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@ashukhanna5414

2 жыл бұрын

well every humour is dark humour for him

Sara: Good day my love Mike: Finally, I've been waiting for long time. Sara: Do you want me to leave? Mike: NO! How can you say that? Even thinking about it terrifies. Sara: Do you love me? Mike: Of course! At all hours of the day. Sara: Have you ever cheated on me? Mike: Never! Why do you ask such a thing? Sara: Would you like to kiss me? Mike: Yes, whenever I have the chance. Sara: Would you like to hit me? Mike: Are you crazy!? You know me... Sara: Can I trust you? Mike: Yes honey Sara: Darling Now read these lines from the bottom UP!😂

@Mc513tv

7 жыл бұрын

Isaac Madidilu thats really creative you just earned a like 😁

@guythatlikesgames7779

7 жыл бұрын

Isaac Madidilu this is really good

@MadeInHeavxn

7 жыл бұрын

I Confused

@jussari7960

7 жыл бұрын

Isaac Madidilu I've already seen this, but it's still funny

@KombatW0mbat

7 жыл бұрын

Isaac Madidilu cool

I forgot how to use a boomerang but suddenly it came back to me

@balestanisovski7101

6 жыл бұрын

IHeartDonnut 3819 😂😂😂😂😂

@simplyberry6136

3 жыл бұрын

lol nice!

@itssomethingspecial0420

2 жыл бұрын

😐😆😆😆😆🤣

@Op_legend

Жыл бұрын

Man got it from Siri

i'm so good at sleeping. i can do it with my eyes closed

@justsomerandomdude6649

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@graduatedpinksnowball668

2 жыл бұрын

Man i have to sleep with my eyes open it sucks

@justsomerandomdude6649

2 жыл бұрын

@@graduatedpinksnowball668 yeah it must suck only 5% of people are skilled enough to sleep with their eyes closed

@oscarpeters103

2 жыл бұрын

@@graduatedpinksnowball668 oh don't worry you'll improve

@joeystyles18

2 жыл бұрын

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

I wanna eat a giant pot of chili at a football game, but I can't do it without a Super Bowl.

why did Adele cross the road to say hello from the other side

@minty-fresh5744

7 жыл бұрын

yasssssssss XD

@gamingpro9120

7 жыл бұрын

Suhail Moosa bvg

@parceIfish

7 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@ella2000xx

7 жыл бұрын

Suhail Moosa omg that was nice i would say a joke about infinity but it will go on for ever

@zedanononoodmo149

7 жыл бұрын

Suhail Moosa what did the sheel says when you shear his cloth shearyously

The jokes in this comment section are funnier than the video itself

@abhisekbose2054

3 жыл бұрын

Trump

@Freshman757

3 жыл бұрын

biden

@yalldancer

3 жыл бұрын

Ur mom

@ZEFI907

2 жыл бұрын

Brandon

@gkhan02

Жыл бұрын

Delilah

Do wanna know about the lettuce and the tomato racing? The lettuce was ahead But the tomato was trying to ketchup! I'll go home now...

@MeliTelly

4 жыл бұрын

Pls

@brcknfn8990

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis Lopez pls

@MeliTelly

4 жыл бұрын

@@brcknfn8990 ok

@manmanplayz6824

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl that was actually rlly funny

@fabulousmsp1304

3 жыл бұрын

Alexis Lopez Hh

"Your Girlfriend Looks like my mom."

@SheDontPlay

2 жыл бұрын

@xxlibby 😂😂😂

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

@theoneandonlyownage

8 жыл бұрын

that isn't a dumb joke though, it's just funny!

@cyrusflores3217

8 жыл бұрын

You're right, that was the joke that was running through my head throughout the video.

@joesutherland672

8 жыл бұрын

+Cyrus Flores no, it was too lazy to be running

@Irishatheist24

8 жыл бұрын

best one!

@ParlayParri24

8 жыл бұрын

that was fuunny as shit

That moment when you realize the comment section has better jokes than the actual video

@pbluvsjc1

5 жыл бұрын

ha

@isaacsonnenberg7080

5 жыл бұрын

Ik right, it's so punny

@ManEprz

5 жыл бұрын

Hahah

@savagebeast3499

4 жыл бұрын

they would have to be DUMB jokes to qualify

@Gahhdayum

4 жыл бұрын

Fr i just pause the video and go straight to the comments

MY REACTION TO THE JOKES ʕಠ_ಠʔ

@wetpeter5647

2 жыл бұрын

{¤~¤}

My friend: U know why I don't like stairs Me: Why Friend: Cause their always up to something. Boom Me:😬😬😬😬

@Noscope-wg3dt

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one.

Me: *Looking at a video* *clicks on the video, sees 2 weirdo's talking* Me: Nah *Starts Overwatch*

@list25

7 жыл бұрын

You forgot *Writes and submits comment* :D ~Mike

@newaccountgatorpuppet2887

7 жыл бұрын

Im a sub! Plz reply :p

@newaccountgatorpuppet2887

7 жыл бұрын

25 icebergs right ahead!!!!

@m1st755

7 жыл бұрын

The Rabbit what

@GanjaMan-Sol-Lyra

7 жыл бұрын

What console do u play on?

my teacher asked my Jamaican friend to use the word dandelion in a sentence..... da cheetah is faster dandelion

@reinhardearlin6977

7 жыл бұрын

Use the word 'hotel' in a sentence: The prosecutor put the prostitute on the witness stand because they wanted to make the ho tell but she refused to testify.

@Kp-ez2xc

7 жыл бұрын

BBQKoalaBang LOLLL

@wildfifaplayer5812

7 жыл бұрын

BBQKoalaBang z

@valentineyves

7 жыл бұрын

BBQKoalaBang 😂😂

@frischenmerencillo9620

7 жыл бұрын

I'm just scrolling through these dumb jokes because of Jin's dad jokes. How come I see kpopers everywhere?

I was playing chess with my friend, he said “let’s make it interesting,” so we stopped playing chess

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator

@stvrrlight7

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo

@ZTGAMEZ

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@leimatzunkyo5586

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZTGAMEZ Bruh, alligator and investigator both has the word IGATOR in it and the alligator is in A VEST, so it is INVEST-IGATOR

@rjHxKl12w

2 жыл бұрын

You copied it

@ranboosteak1482

2 жыл бұрын

thats cute inmy opinion :)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

@kanzensaimin2257

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@faithfulharambe6218

7 жыл бұрын

workhardism im waiting

@selrandolph

7 жыл бұрын

workhardism ahhh that ones olddd

@zenvi

7 жыл бұрын

ok its the next day what is is??

@bigounce9

7 жыл бұрын

workhardism i hate you im a idiot and im waiting you know

There was a boy who wanted to learn the alphabet so he told his teacher he's going to learn it and she said okay! He went hope and asked his dad "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His dad who was watching TV replied "shut up!" so he then went to his mother and asked "what is the second letter of the alphabet?" his mum who hadn't heard him said "yes?" then he went on his sister and asked her "what's the third letter of the alphabet?" his sister was singing " I'm Michael Jackson! I'm Michael Jackson!" he then went to his brother and asked him "what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his brother was playing with his toys and said "in my vroom vroom car!" So the next day the boy who wanted to impress his teacher said "I've learnt the alphabet!" the teacher said "go on then!" to which he replied "shut up!" the angry teacher said "double detention for you!!" "yes!" the boy carried on "who do you think you are?" the teacher asked "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson! " The fuming teacher said " how do you think you're going to get away with this?" the boy said "in my vroom vroom car!!"

@volitones8936

7 жыл бұрын

TheQuakeOnEarth t OMFG IMMA DIE! XD

@angelamcabee2176

7 жыл бұрын

TheQuakeOnEarth t haha

@danielevans1689

7 жыл бұрын

Poppy Smith SUPERXARLIN BROTHERS OMG YESSSSS

@gingerblue1986

7 жыл бұрын

TheQuakeOnEarth t I actually cried out laughing at this im so lame

@Trevzon

7 жыл бұрын

TheQuakeOnEarth lol

Tip: don’t be the first to laugh at your own joke after saying it.

@2eigsev45

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@arelman

2 жыл бұрын

I bet you were laughing while you wrote that.

@silverstrike8187

Жыл бұрын

I cant help it tho!

What is an eggs favorite emotion? Eggcitement

If you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?

@ItzSB

7 жыл бұрын

HardcoreGames 74 sexist

@YourMom-un7jp

7 жыл бұрын

ItzSB ?

@wonderouswows1354

7 жыл бұрын

ItzSB ok......???

@lukecheyne7881

7 жыл бұрын

HardcoreGames 74 your a genius

@YourMom-un7jp

7 жыл бұрын

Luke Cheyne Thanks. :)

Anyone else pause the video and look at the comments instead

@bangerz5854

7 жыл бұрын

Brandon Brown yep

@lavonbrewster99

6 жыл бұрын

Yea

@WhinedUp2004

6 жыл бұрын

yeah got bored and looked if anyone else thought they were trying to act funny

@jacobjaketv

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Brown yes, that guy also reminds me that I'm a great comedian 🤣

@nolabel05

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Brown me

I have a riddle You was driving down the road ,you saw 3 doors one had gold,one had money, one had infinite food,which door should you open first? The car door 😂😂😂😂

@ahuman3749

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@birdyproductions965

3 жыл бұрын

It makes sense because cars have doors to get in😂😂😂😂😂

@Antonloll

3 жыл бұрын

You got me

@galaxian2797

2 жыл бұрын

nah just break the window

@mrbanana8034

2 жыл бұрын

@@galaxian2797 🤯

The feeling when you start to laugh before you tell the joke

whens a 100% british potatoe not british? when its french fries

@TheSlowestStart

7 жыл бұрын

Hannah Barnfield loooool!

@eiserntorsphantomoftheoper2154

7 жыл бұрын

Toe? Like " big toe"?

@edifff

7 жыл бұрын

WHY U TALK ABOUT POPATOS LIKE DAT ;-;

@eiserntorsphantomoftheoper2154

7 жыл бұрын

I thunk you meant POPATOES You know toe, like big TOE

@Nicole-yf7vg

7 жыл бұрын

I'm Irish we practically invented potatoes

Wife: How would you describe me? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you. But what does IJK mean? Husband: I'm just kidding!

@michelleburkes2535

5 жыл бұрын

Damn

@utot15

5 жыл бұрын

Oohh

@kailuakamanari6864

5 жыл бұрын

Duh

@mayaashraf5647

4 жыл бұрын

And I oop

@fatimaebrahim1143

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

I didnt know why the ball kept getting bigger then it hit me

@Wham_Yogs_Wake_Me_Up

Жыл бұрын

ROFOLOLOL😂😂

What do you call an M&M that went to college? A smarty!

Why don't Indians play soccer? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop

@shannonbriggs100

7 жыл бұрын

Omg, my dad tell that joke all the time!

@dontdoxansxo

7 жыл бұрын

+Shannon Briggs i see you everywhere

@magicc649

7 жыл бұрын

omg like

@a-s0552

7 жыл бұрын

that's stereotyping

@dannymcintosh3792

7 жыл бұрын

offensive

There was a boy wh put a hand up in class Teacher: yes johnny Student: can I go to the toilet Teacher: after you sing the alphabet Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: good johnny but you missed the p where is it Student: running down my leg

@katepfeifer9742

7 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan Winny Geasly

@creej103

7 жыл бұрын

I get that but dont get that

@masonely4499

7 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan I know that one from 2nd grade

@user-wh8fd4yp2o

7 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Fan lol

@itsaeroh3568

7 жыл бұрын

Mr.Donuts BOIZ because there is no p in the alphabet when the boy is reciting it. If you also didn't know there is something that everybody does, called peeing. P and pee sound the same. So if you use common sense and put them together. The p is missing from the alphabet and the pee is dripping down his leg.

8:03 His malfunctioned laugh reminds me of Kawhi Leonard when he says that he is a fun guy

two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

@LloydSevigny

5 жыл бұрын

Gold lol

@giamendez6939

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed oh sheet

@Yumeray

7 жыл бұрын

사랑 BTS armyyyyyyyyyy

@neishondavis8992

7 жыл бұрын

lol xD best joke

@jines5625

7 жыл бұрын

YESSS MY PEEEPPSS

@frozenheart7217

6 жыл бұрын

I knew that from a meme with jin in it

@minyoongiegenuisjjangjjang7959

6 жыл бұрын

사랑 BTS heya nice one

Me:will you remember me in a minute person:yes me:will you remember me in an hour? person:yes me:will you remember me in a year? person:yes me:knock knock person:who's there? me:GOD DAMIT YOU FORGOT ME

@frownless

7 жыл бұрын

Isla McDonald I have funny jokes

@mitskiforthesoul

7 жыл бұрын

Isla McDonald I KNOW THAT JOKE 😂😂😂

@passingby3344

7 жыл бұрын

Isla McDonald Okay that was good.

I love how Mike cracks himself up! By the way, Kinder contains a short "i" like cinder. Not as in more kind.

Why doesn't a squirrel own a car? It'll drive people nuts.

did you know 4/3 of people don't understand math jokes?

@bravobird9435

7 жыл бұрын

GizmoGaming lol

@Vegard5123

7 жыл бұрын

Is the joke, 3/4?

@iamlucascruz

7 жыл бұрын

Gaming ON I think they mean 1 1/3

@noahmorris1080

7 жыл бұрын

GizmoGaming Nice!

@gavinsells2745

7 жыл бұрын

GizmoGaming did you know that 4/3 people already know this joke already?

I love how everyone's laugh is funnier then there joke 😂

@republicofmemenation9073

4 жыл бұрын

I like how the 63 people who liked this and many more who came across it didn’t correct you.

@falling_table

4 жыл бұрын

Omg “funnier” lmao 😂

@tammyccrowder

4 жыл бұрын

Does anybody Remember the My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER Shout out to you gravity falls fans

@Liyah931

3 жыл бұрын

True😂😂😂

@rebeccaparsons6843

3 жыл бұрын

* their

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who’s there Not Sally

@ruva7572

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@HS-md1er

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Izzo what?

@giamendez6939

4 жыл бұрын

Knock knock Who’s there Sally How if her arms fell off She used her knee

Mike: lets do a freeze frame!! Also Mike: dammit *falls on his face

Why did the cowboy want to die with his boots on? He didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.

@frownless

7 жыл бұрын

Karen Bressler I have funny jokes

@katiekat4457

7 жыл бұрын

Good God...lol

@ella2000xx

7 жыл бұрын

Karen Bressler what did the cow say when he jumped off a cliff cowabunga i won't milk the cow jokes that would be udderly ridiculous

@ic3y_wolf186

7 жыл бұрын

ella2000xx no that was a punny joke

why did a bank robber have a bath???? he wanted to have a clean getaway

@ennemm9820

7 жыл бұрын

pizzagamer 888 no .. that's so horrible why I'm laughing 😂

@Ty-us9do

7 жыл бұрын

pizzagamer 888 lol

@sanstheskeleton1502

7 жыл бұрын

who let the 🐕 out not me im about to eat my dog my hotdog

@evanlafitte9315

7 жыл бұрын

Kodiie Banks that was so bad you should be ashamed

@Bruh-yk5zt

6 жыл бұрын

Evan Lafitte, its just a joke

What did DIO said when Giorno was severely injured? He said "MY SON! I WAS *WRYYYYYYY'd* ABOUT YOU"

“My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!” “Her aim is getting better!” “Her aim is getting better!”

Q: If abraham lincoln was alive right now, what would he do? A: Scratch at the top of his coffin. Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toes? A: So he could hide in a bag of skittles. Have you ever *seen* an elephant in a bag of skittles? Bert: No. A: So you see how well it works. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree. A: Cuz he's dead your welcome, sorry not sorry *clap* *clap* *clap*

@adroitactions4738

7 жыл бұрын

XD Good Ones!

@Morphwing_

7 жыл бұрын

Princess Know It All Thanks. I forgot to add this one. What was the last thing that went through it's mind when it got hit by a car? It's butt.

@fooman530

7 жыл бұрын

You're*

@Morphwing_

7 жыл бұрын

+Fooman530 Say wut.

@rurushu8094

7 жыл бұрын

What did the Lesbian vampire say to the other Lesbian vampire? I'll see you next month

I appear to be the only person to find this hilarious... Either other people don't have a sense of humor, or I don't have a life.

@amphibiangoddess

7 жыл бұрын

I thought some of the jokes were funny but not the banter.

@zekehirst6510

7 жыл бұрын

it was so funny

@mepmep619

7 жыл бұрын

i also think it was funny

@5jerry1

7 жыл бұрын

I thought it was funny too. Some of the talking brought it down, but the majority of these were good.

@katerienks9856

7 жыл бұрын

It's like my 5th time watching this

Number 16, is the only one that got me. Also, the pirate joke "I'm 80!' Got me

17 got me laughing as I immediately imagined Mike Tyson asking me

I have a funny joke.... My Grades *Laughs and likes his own comment*

@wadel.2465

6 жыл бұрын

True Doge Lord I respect you

@marybinner4145

6 жыл бұрын

T

@marybinner4145

6 жыл бұрын

True Doge Lor

@IkonBTSBlackpinkMelanieWDW

5 жыл бұрын

👏👏

@bubbles117

4 жыл бұрын

My life

There was once a happy family of cows. One day one of the kid cows asked the moomy (haha) cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Rose?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head". The next day a different kid cow asked the mommy cow how she got her name. "Mommy, why is my name Violet?". The mommy cow responded, "Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your head". A second later, another kid cow says, "AFJKHSDGUQOTUHSDOGIHSEGOIHEG". The mommy cow responded, "Shut up, cinderblock!".

@shade_tato-2584

7 жыл бұрын

excal ibert2222222 Cough* skydoeeeezznutts

@excalibert-kh6xy

7 жыл бұрын

what the heck is skydoeeeezznutts lol

@gageg9096

7 жыл бұрын

excal ibert2222222 dad, why is my sister named rose? Dad: because your mother loves roses. Son: thanks dad! Dad: no problem minecraft pocket edition

@excalibert-kh6xy

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@Tbird1215

7 жыл бұрын

excal ibert2222222 *cough cough* unoriginal *cough cough*

Having friends can sometimes be painful. Specifically if they smack you upside the head

@vitalychak2868

2 жыл бұрын

Or borrow money and not pay back.

1. What did the chicken say when it saw a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad 2. A criminal has been stealing tires off police cars. The force are working tirelessly to catch them.

I have 6 mouths, 3 noses, 7 eyes, and 1 eyebrows. What am I? Ugly.

@Wawa-ev1qw

7 жыл бұрын

Got that from dude perfect didn't you

@nazmo1880

7 жыл бұрын

I have 1 mouth,1 nose,2 eyes and 2 eyebrowes and . . . . . . . . I am still ugly

@Xam-B-X

7 жыл бұрын

Any Good Name Ideas? 69 you said "1 eyebrows" grammer much?

@anygoodnameideas6934

7 жыл бұрын

Xambie X7 Cause you've never done a typo...

@Xam-B-X

7 жыл бұрын

Any Good Name Ideas? 69 that is true.

what I if told you you that read wrong

@pla151

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn A. I give up one verything. You probably read that right

@The.Stoneburner

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn A. lol yes i did

@fvaxn5074

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn A. I didn't fall for that

@nicholidempsy025

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn A. ha I got it didn't fool me this time

@antonioguthery9416

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn A. You totally got me there

Child: mummy how long is the flight Mummy: you know what they say, time flies when your on a plane... *plane crashes

Dog walks into a bar - looks at the bartender and says, "I'm a talking dog, how about a free drink for a talking dog?" The bartender says, "Sure, the toilet's down the hall."

I laugh so hard at this video it accidentally made me hit my head with a coke can Its alright though, its a soft drink **Cries in the corner**

@Spicybaby12345

5 жыл бұрын

This is so funny!!! I wish it had more likes.,

@boredinthehouse943

4 жыл бұрын

got me

@perdykool

4 жыл бұрын

🙈

@christianlovely1500

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆 awww!

@yosoyelcrack

4 жыл бұрын

I get this joke but not funny

0:59 YOU SEE IT'S, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE

@mercury7d

7 жыл бұрын

Woo hoo!!! FALLERS OF THE INTERNET, UNITE! ONWARDS AOSHIMA!

@jrobinson4801

7 жыл бұрын

analog romeo gravity falls!!

@digiishort

7 жыл бұрын

YUS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@digiishort

7 жыл бұрын

DO GE what?

@jrobinson4801

7 жыл бұрын

you're NOT welcome to the black parade i don't know either

Who needs jokes when your entire life is a joke?

I don't know about jokes but the way he is laughing makes me laugh 😂😂

Why did the window washer skip a day? Because it was September 11th

@bowlbs3631

7 жыл бұрын

ByronTheLitOne 😐

@jumpingmoose5554

7 жыл бұрын

ByronTheLitOne damn that's lit af

@deadbeep8931

7 жыл бұрын

ByronTheLitOne oh golly....

@oxi666

7 жыл бұрын

SkidTrac sorry

@uhhhcam

7 жыл бұрын

ByronTheLitOne that's deep man

Why do i watch scary videos on the toilet? Because it scares the shit out of me

@TetronRR

5 жыл бұрын

Superior good one

@omarzg130

4 жыл бұрын

🤮

@imissedthejoke2753

3 жыл бұрын

Thats not how pooping works

@kennianp.santiago3919

3 жыл бұрын

This is corny

@Plurmo

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennianp.santiago3919 this was 2 years ago.

I only got the " her aim is getting better" joke after watching this. And I'm *ca-ching* my breath.

The only I am laughing is Tristan's reactions XD

Why am I watching this?

@list25

8 жыл бұрын

Cause you're awesome. ~Mike

@janetgray9685

8 жыл бұрын

+list25 are you two brothers?

@list25

8 жыл бұрын

We aren't brothers, no. ~Mike

@Jeng95

8 жыл бұрын

Are you lovers?

@Spartan24069

8 жыл бұрын

+list25 'when poison expires does it become more poisonous or less poisonous?'

I can already tell mike had fun doing this

@visionisscaryYTg

8 жыл бұрын

Mike is a joke?

@JonnDuune

8 жыл бұрын

You had fun slapping him didn't you Tristan?

@galadriel3134

8 жыл бұрын

+Tristan@List25 The Video Guy yes he is lovely.

@boland73

8 жыл бұрын

+Tristan@List25 The Video Guy Mike seems like a generally fun and upbeat person to be around! I'm jealous you get to experience it so often

@thisismynamedontjudge7905

7 жыл бұрын

yea he had lots of fun and lots of "good" jokes

The guy:what did the farmer say when he lost his sheep? The other guy:where’s my sheep? Me:😑 My mind:worst jokes ever

@suprxmememe6803

3 жыл бұрын

POV: You still laughed at how dumb the joke was

Why don't most lakes dry? Because it doesn't have a towel😂

@seanixthesearat4590

4 жыл бұрын

So I dont dry bc ma last name is LAKE XD

wanna hear a pizza joke? sorry cant tell you it's too chessy.

@dmvmeu7140

7 жыл бұрын

why do I laugh at these things. but that was really good

@micahbell8533

7 жыл бұрын

I'd laugh if this was original....

@endietaiga7115

7 жыл бұрын

I was going to tell a pencil joke! But what's the point?

@ramseylopez6847

7 жыл бұрын

haha

@figgysquag9208

7 жыл бұрын

+Ender Pearlz8000 THE POINT IS THE POINTY PART.

Son: mom you are so bad at making jokes mom: but I made you!

@warhawk50

7 жыл бұрын

Lissia Ientz lel I've heard it b4 tho

@deeznutz8457

7 жыл бұрын

Lissia Ientz that's kind dark

@lissiasilva4615

7 жыл бұрын

then the dad comes in and says: oh! so I make jokes too

@squirtlebetrollin3032

7 жыл бұрын

Lissia Ientz damn

@levitwite8513

7 жыл бұрын

Lissia Ientz lol

A student always pronounced the 'H' in the words 'honest' and 'hour'. So, his teacher corrected him and she told him that the 'H' remains silent. One day, the teacher asked the student to heat her coffee because she was busy with some work. When she came back, she didn't find any coffee and when she asked the student, he replied "Didn't you ask me to (h)eat it?

Mom: hey can you buy me an ice cream Me: what will you do with an ice and a cup of cream Mom:👁️👄👁️

Why schouldn't you fart in an Apple Store? because they don't have windows XD

@rebeccaheins4618

6 жыл бұрын

I"M DONE

@samara2221

6 жыл бұрын

Lol i had to re read it 3 times!!

@kian6787

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@wadel.2465

6 жыл бұрын

TheWKDlover lmao

@deezbandz2118

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

A dyslexic man walks into a bar *dyslexic man*: Hey man. *bartender*: what have you been doing lately? *dyslexic man*: Oh I've been selling souls. *bartender*: Oh really? To who? *dyslexic man*: To Santa.

@jaedynt3229

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Harington on one of my Christmas presents it said from Satan.

@atomicmelon7098

7 жыл бұрын

What was it?

@statueteethtv

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Harington i dont git it

@hayleylavallee9418

7 жыл бұрын

Statue Teeth TV santa = satan

@statueteethtv

7 жыл бұрын

Hayley Lavallee whyd it have to be a dyslexic man

3:43 so are we not gonna talk about that super realistic meow

Why did the Kool-aid Man almost pass out? He was half-drunk.

Dumbest jokes ever 5% funny

@list25

7 жыл бұрын

So then the title was accurate. ~Mike

@alexispayne2377

7 жыл бұрын

Crazy Grapes - lol the title said these were dumb jokes😂

@SimonJSlou

7 жыл бұрын

Crazy Grapes so a quarter of one joke is funny? You really don't know math

@Senso_Ultra

7 жыл бұрын

2%

@frederikbosman3278

7 жыл бұрын

Crazy Grapes -5%

i believe i can flyyy got shot by the pizza guyyy all i wanted was some onion ringggss from McDonald's or Burgerkinggg I believe i can soarrrr mom slapped me in the grocery storeee Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr I believe i can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though i got no votes.

@kuyahenry7172

7 жыл бұрын

Jipsy Jeepies BEEEST SONG EVER

@theresemoraleda2135

7 жыл бұрын

Jipsy Jeepies best song ever

@kayseet7058

7 жыл бұрын

Jipsy Jeepies HAHAHAH

@tristanramsay2178

7 жыл бұрын

Jipsy Jeepies cheers

@tristanramsay2178

7 жыл бұрын

Jipsy Jeepies for that

I got a fridge for my daughter for her birthday, I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

I can't wait to become a dad and annoy my family with these.

Did you hear about that movie "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet.

@retrorebootmusic

7 жыл бұрын

IceyStarLight Gaming are you SHORE about that?

@jen-ie7jd

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@karyssagoodwin4372

7 жыл бұрын

Jedikiah lol that got me

@RobinD0903

7 жыл бұрын

Jedikiah That would of gotten me but I heard it a really long time ago

Is the guy always on the right gay? My gaydar is going off near him a lot...

@katiekat4457

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Mosur of course he is but why point it out?

@roniwilliams32

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Mosur why u tag me

@AnastasiaIoppolo

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Mosur My gaydar is badly broken... I can't tell if anyone is gay until I've heard from someone else that they are...

@trumplover5571

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Mosur no he's not gay some one else put this and they replied and said no

@tylertubbs35

7 жыл бұрын

My gaydar is going crazy about him

What do you call a short psychic running from the law? A small medium at large 😂😂😂😂😂 I'll see myself out..... 👇👍

@psychokinesis878

3 жыл бұрын

Let me escort you out!!!😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

First there was a phone, now there's iPhone.

What's a Car's revenge called? *Car-ma*

@logic_exur7737

3 жыл бұрын

That joke really drove me crazy

Phans will get this: why did sarah fall off the swing? because she doesnt have any arms knock knock whos there not sarah

@Aggrofire

7 жыл бұрын

Wow XD

@vyalint

7 жыл бұрын

what

@gracedaface2397

7 жыл бұрын

why did jimmy get hit by a bus because sarash was driving

@blueberrysans3723

7 жыл бұрын

omg fell told me the same joke. but it was with moster kid not shara

@kubek

7 жыл бұрын

I actually told that to a woman whose child doesn't have arms.I didn't know it then. People are too much attached to their kids. I mean emotionally attached.

I got my parents with #13. But it was an antelope (cuz I live in Wyoming lol) they both fell for it pretty hard. I randomly ask them if they've found any jumping houses, or if the antelope have competition lol they hate it, but I love it cuz I'm usually a terrible joke teller lol

I love these two lol They always have a good time and the entertainment comes naturally. I'll never not watch this channel!

@rachelmckitterick

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!! I want more of them together 😄

Why did my pc say hello? Because it's A - DELL

@shhdun1440

7 жыл бұрын

I LAUGHED IDK WHY

@annielovekats6727

7 жыл бұрын

Trouble - Agario pretty funny actually 😂

@oskar751

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you :D

@thatrandomshortsguy196

7 жыл бұрын

Annie love kats not really

@leoflores8174

7 жыл бұрын

Trouble - Agario 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂 omg I need to show this to my mom yeeeeesaaa!!!! XD

i like the peter pan joke... it never grows old.

@goaway1013

7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I get it lol 😂

@valentineyves

7 жыл бұрын

enton. *Sigh*

He's like I nerd in college when he's obsessed with a movie he just keeps explaining it

How does a tree get online? Answer: it logs in

what did the a policeman say to his belly ???? YOUR UNDER A VEST! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@saudiarabian9260

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@isaiescamilla550

5 жыл бұрын

You're

@michelleburkes2535

5 жыл бұрын

I like this one

Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Why? Because their horns don't work

@thelegacyTYT

5 жыл бұрын

lol play on words xD. Bulls have tho sooo... but crafty

@KECOG

4 жыл бұрын

I think we've milked this one enough for one thread. If I'm wrong, though, it's my Miss Steak. :)

@drake-wf9ew

4 жыл бұрын

U got it from a joke book

@hemmojito

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Took me a second...

@HS-md1er

4 жыл бұрын

Eduardo Parreira what?

I've got a horrific dad joke for ya'll. Say- "Guess what?" *GUESS WHAT?* -CHICKEN BUTT. ~The end~

Some of these were just so simple that they were so funny😂