It's not working Charlie what do I do

@ianthesage-finance

7 жыл бұрын

Hi sir

@cesarandrade1987

7 жыл бұрын

The fuck are you doing here? Love your stuff.

@jonahankin3667

7 жыл бұрын

Everybody should do and be the exact same thing. All women should have long hair and all men should have muscles. If that doesn't happen, they are lesser people and should be made fun of and also some of their human rights should be revoked. Appearance is everything, let's all judge each other based on how we look, the world will improve ten fold. People who look different should hate themselves and feel bad. Women with short hair and masculine clothes hold no human value whatsoever and also let's all assume they don't have feelings. Men who are feminine don't deserve to live. Yeah, no. Have some empathy and realise not everyone is the same as you.

@ZeeJayBay

7 жыл бұрын

+Jonah Ankin Savage.

@OrangeHealia

7 жыл бұрын

go VEGAN! LOL

Opening words: "Ellen DeGeneres is one of the most likeable hosts on television." This video didn't age well. . .

@jorgetomas380

2 жыл бұрын

At ALL.

@matheus10b

2 жыл бұрын

@piriquito esquisito Many people who worked with her said she was very rude and there was a very toxic environment.

@wouter-jansen

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to comment on that.

@abboed.4076

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe that was the joke. 🤔😎

@willz6997

2 жыл бұрын

@@matheus10b thats why shes the most likeable... "on television"

Me trying to be likeable: "Want some gum?" Them: "How'd you get into my house?"

@tripjet999

5 жыл бұрын

"I" and "they"...

@paulmiddleton8593

5 жыл бұрын

Now thats funny...ty

@allenlegaspi3395

5 жыл бұрын

Me trying to be funny:

@newwone2

4 жыл бұрын

You: "Chimney, DAAAAHHH"

@senza4591

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, too many times. Very relatable comment!

Too many self deprecating jokes are cringe tho

@alhurra3236

5 жыл бұрын

lets be like suga...wo don't give a sh''''''''t.....about anything...and still looks damn cool

@legionmaniac-9202

5 жыл бұрын

Like me (Heh)

@asuka813

5 жыл бұрын

The key thing is self deprecating while being clearly confident

@lottiej742

5 жыл бұрын

Shane dawson

@kuchenteig4240

5 жыл бұрын

@@legionmaniac-9202 lol

The worst thing about people that rely on jokes at other people's expense is when the situation is turned around on them they get sore-arsed and belligerent.

@LordEruvala

7 жыл бұрын

fuck you thats not true about us at all

@peterjack81

7 жыл бұрын

yeh you gotta practice what you preach at the very least.

@FinStroke

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@oleandra3759

7 жыл бұрын

That's very true

@shruthibaskar1647

7 жыл бұрын

exactly!

I tried this on 4 girls. All they said was get out of the girls bathroom. Unsubbed, disliked.

@jacob777jacob

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@brianbermejo9287

7 жыл бұрын

OktoPhlo LMFAO

@memo-fq3ps

7 жыл бұрын

Some guy said the same thing to me at my school in the hallway 😔

@izzymorris80

7 жыл бұрын

OktoPhlo why were you in the girls bathroom no wonder?!

@depressedegirl5470

7 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry.

Oops, this didn't age too well considering all the complaints her production dept has been lodging against her, lol.

@burgerpatty

4 жыл бұрын

DJ Krajex lol same

@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195

3 жыл бұрын

well she's a capitalist profiting from the system, what else can we expect

@williamchadwick7948

3 жыл бұрын

@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Yeah, enlightened anti-capitalists like Stalin, Fidel, etc., have historically treated people much better. I understand like in the Gulag was like a stay in Sandals.

@boopdeboop4342

2 жыл бұрын

Aged like milk

well this did not age well, who is here after she was accused of toxic work conditions In her show ????

@whatdisd

3 жыл бұрын

Hey bud. I came here for these comments

@Tackerix

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@gistfilm

3 жыл бұрын

I wish he would analyze realistic social situations. Life isn't a talkshow.

@disownedpear

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's a decent testament to the video's content. She's evil but people liked her so long because she employed these techniques

@willbrench924

3 жыл бұрын

Buddy. This video wasn't made to show how good of a person Ellen is. The video was made to use tactics that Ellen uses to seem more charismatic in front of her guests.

I feel like this channel was created for aliens to learn how to be more accepted in the human lifestyle.

@Chrisrayconway

7 жыл бұрын

LeavingWarren perfect for me lol C

@ravioli9594

7 жыл бұрын

that was i subscribed ya idiot, you were like me yesterday. more smart tho

@ravioli9594

7 жыл бұрын

did i do good ?

@xxusagimodokixx7430

7 жыл бұрын

oh crap the humans are onto us.. 👽

@gracehod08

7 жыл бұрын

LeavingWarren Gosh dangit, they found out about us

Just bumped into a mannequin and said "sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realised I was still talking to a mannequin

@tatiapetrova3761

7 жыл бұрын

Josh Maul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nickh8996

7 жыл бұрын

How many times have you stolen that joke

@videoquoter7625

6 жыл бұрын

I had to read this joke three times before I got it.

@angrywombat2379

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Maul Copied

@Kara-kq5sb

6 жыл бұрын

Stop copying people's jokes.

2:12 Joke #1: Self-deprecating 4:15 Joke #2: Poking fun 5:28 Joke #3: Ego boosters 8:49 Tip #1: Find a simple ritual 8:55 Tip #2: Move your body 9:13 Tip #3: Find a way to bring actual games into your interactions

@vodkavodka8903

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@kasmatar

Жыл бұрын

Thank you dr

Jokes to make in order 1. Silly, 2. Ego boosters 3. Poking fun 4. Self deprecating 5. Someone else is the But of the joke

@edengallagher1044

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think you were listening lol #5 is what you shouldn't do

@lemmygettsum5338

5 жыл бұрын

@@edengallagher1044That's why its last you freaking wonderful person you😋

@kaytamurray

4 жыл бұрын

Eden Gallagher no he said to do it sparingly and carefully but they can be ok lol

Continuous self deprecation encourages others to attack us as well.

@zaxlorax7605

5 жыл бұрын

Yup that's right. Mostly all the jokes I do are self deprecating and I apparently don't give out good vibes to people. I plan on changing that...

@ProgramasespiasNet

5 жыл бұрын

its true

@hithere5133

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. You don't want to over do it. But the odd piece of self-deprecation here and there can be socially useful. In a position of power it can be useful to get people to like you, but you don't want to overdo it, otherwise they will end up not respecting you.

@winnieelegante6901

5 жыл бұрын

@@zaxlorax7605 there is a line, albeit a thin one, between being selfdeprecating and taking the role of the victim And nobody likes someone who victimizes (did i write that right?) all the time

@ishaansati6078

5 жыл бұрын

It really depends on how it is done: a slight jab at a bad habit you have will make most people laugh, especially if you have a broad grin to support it. On the other hand, frequent jokes about health and personal issues with no sign of happiness would seem like you are being down on yourself.

i feel like a loser watching this

@Aedrion-

7 жыл бұрын

It's because the tone of the video comes across as 'Let me tell you how to be less unlikable.' I got the same vibe from it. :-/

@stevie-leighnicholson1861

6 жыл бұрын

Top dirty jokes

@shayb.9585

6 жыл бұрын

Same.

@joshdepaola4002

6 жыл бұрын

Amir Graham we are

@JTassassins

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

Can you do an analysis on Michael Scott from the office?

@weirddude1594

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay L aot

@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195

3 жыл бұрын

As a negative example?

@krizzay95

3 жыл бұрын

I'd actually love to see how COC would do a Michael Scott vid

@someoneyoumayknow5637

3 жыл бұрын

@@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 positive ofcourse bruh

I think Ellen is great but I would be careful with using self deprecating humor. It can lead to an increase in low self esteem and potentially make some people look down on you. I do think the world needs more silliness though.

@nunyabiznez6381

5 жыл бұрын

You have to be strong enough to withstand that. I'm a restaurant manager and I use it to put employees at ease. But you are right it an backfire. I used it once and a coworker told me I need to stop putting myself down. She didn't get that it was humor or why I use it. People in authority can usually get away with it successfully. A homeless person or jail inmate probably should not try it.

@senza4591

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... an increase in low self esteem? Surely there could be a better way to say that.

@ChrissyTG

4 жыл бұрын

@@senza4591 😹😹good point

@jeaniemashup1016

4 жыл бұрын

No it doesn't. Its normally people with high self esteem or people who are comfortable with themselves that are able to pull that off

@amycampos-monat

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeaniemashup1016 I agree

Self deprecating jokes can actually harm you socially if you do them too much or with the wrong people.

@mistercrumpet7312

7 жыл бұрын

agreed, some types of people will see it as a weakness and capitalise on it, honestly the only way back out of that situation is to roast the shit out of the people who would capitalise on it imo.

@MissVintage789

7 жыл бұрын

SinPunisher true

@Sandstimes

7 жыл бұрын

SinPunisher well that would explain a lot lmao

@ewstap9040

7 жыл бұрын

SinPunisher yep

@fangameempire

7 жыл бұрын

+mister crumpet Thanks, Needed that. Use self-deprecating jokes all the time. Usually about my weight... Followed by some innuendo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

non offensive jokes offend me.

@Strangemodi

7 жыл бұрын

so then the joke is offensive because it offends you but then in that case it stops offending you because it isn't offending anyone but then it offends you ... sir, you have created a paradox

@MollyTheRockz

7 жыл бұрын

+Muhammad Muhdhar vat da fuck does that mean

@brianmchaney7473

7 жыл бұрын

No, that's what prejudice is for. Once a joke is offensive, prejudice kicks in and keeps it that way no matter what. Paradox solved! :) ...kinda.

@samtraji1

7 жыл бұрын

it actually starts offending me when nobody is offended. you got something wrong there. when a non offensive joke is told i am just the only one offended. thats how it is. and when most, or better, all people are offended its when i get my satisfaction. i nourish my soul from butthurt offended people.

@brianmchaney7473

7 жыл бұрын

Ohhh, so it's more about the general reaction than the joke itself... the joke is a doorway to what you really want, and you can therefore label each joke as a good door or a bad door... Interesting.

Think of Ellen deGeneres 1. Make self deprecating jokes (about 1self) 2. Make ego boosting jokes about others 3. Find a simple funny ritual 4. Move ur body, dance 5. Bring games into interactions

I thought I could attract metal by this video. Clickbaited.

@legionmaniac-9202

5 жыл бұрын

That's metal 🤘

@sebastiangudino9377

4 жыл бұрын

You can at least attract metalheads

everytime i watch one of your videos im just fascinated by the fact that at the end you make an extremly smooth transition to your products.

@johnjohntv1195

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@adonis1168

7 жыл бұрын

he actually mentions that trick in one of his videos so suppose it works

@prbt22

7 жыл бұрын

it's called marketing strategy. try to spend 1 hour of the time you waste on youtube to attend a marketing class.

@Kleinernervenkeks

7 жыл бұрын

pete, i really dont want to dissapoint you , i know thats a simple marketing strategy. He is promoting his products with his yt videos. But i just find the way he always makes these smooth transisitions extremly creativ and commented on that. But thanks for trying to give me some advice.

@sylvancown6122

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was so obvious. But Ellen is the bomb.

Couldn't understand instructions, made entire black community angry with racist joke. Help...

@theinternet1424

7 жыл бұрын

Start hanging out with racists, they may like your jokes. Hope that helped.

@BrognorLightbringer

7 жыл бұрын

No, they wouldn't because it would be a joke. And they wouldn't like it if people were joking with their bullshit.

@shenruivah

7 жыл бұрын

Bullard actually. that's something written would say

@mohassi3005

7 жыл бұрын

since you look/sound like a mexican let me tell you my experience with them :) Never gonn play Uno with mexicans cuz y'all steal all the green cards

@lostboynotfound

7 жыл бұрын

Mo Hassi I'm Triggered.

I needed this... All my dead baby jokes aren't making me any friends :(

@CroatanWolf44

5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only person who died laughing at this?............awkward

@georgeee265

5 жыл бұрын

@@CroatanWolf44 ye u creep😑🇺🇲

@christianleitel7906

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, tell me a joke.

@michaelrandall4862

4 жыл бұрын

No one appreciates a pediatrician with a sense of humor anymore. Too bad your'e not a mortician.

you know what, I’m always gonna have a pack of gum on me incase everything goes south but in all serious, this man is teaching me so much xx

So basically become the class clown so everyone will like you and think you're harmless...

@JumpNationFilms

7 жыл бұрын

Fitting profile picture

@onee

7 жыл бұрын

You don't have to fuck everybody. Or did you mean something else.

@jesusistruth6160

7 жыл бұрын

I have done it.It is not working with everyone. Some guys started to laugh at me, and I felt depressed

@shoeberrypie

7 жыл бұрын

Depression is high quality fuel for the proper comic. You can't laugh at yourself if you haven't fully grasped that you're a little shit frying so well in the sun that you'll start a fire that seals your reputation of dangerously dry humor. :)

@alanstar7566

7 жыл бұрын

Yes and no, i used to know a guy who had a high position in an oil company, this guys was very powerful, yet he was always making jokes like ellens' and acting like a friend, he was very respected and likable So u have to first get rid of insecurity, and do the jokes from a position of power or at least equality with the other person. Keep a balance as when and where to crack the jokes so u keep being taken seriously, and don't insult anyone with ur jokes

well...what I have learnt from this is I'm a complete dick 😂

@trollzoz5303

7 жыл бұрын

at least you think you're funny 😅😂

@DonVFilmoraTutorials

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@cimmik

7 жыл бұрын

That comment is a very not-dicky joke.

@veganminimalistpastor

7 жыл бұрын

It looks like someone paid attention to the video ;)

@izzydrane1218

7 жыл бұрын

that's why you ain't got no friends

Well this didn’t age well

@Walperion_Music

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, 4 "didn't age well" comments in a row! I thought there's something with my eyes lol.

2016 ellen - 3 jokes that make people instantly like you 2020 ellen - 3 types of jokes that people dislike you

Woah, I saw this video in my recommended videos tab and the text in the thumbnail caught my attention. "Being instantly magnetic"? I just wanted to let you know that I am the most magnetic guy that ever lived. The repulsive force between girls and me is phenomenal!

@andreigirjoaba360

7 жыл бұрын

Vegetsu101 ok that was a very good one

@doraeven4336

7 жыл бұрын

Vegetsu101 ĺ0

@seskal8595

7 жыл бұрын

Vegetsu101 lmao, awesome joke!

@idontmindpineappleonapizza9591

6 жыл бұрын

Vegetsu101 haha

@rosemilligan4256

6 жыл бұрын

Vegetsu101 I don't believe it. I already like you. 😂

I think this channel has helped me a lot actually

@Charismaoncommand

7 жыл бұрын

Glad you found it useful.

This video is so good and informative, I've never seen anything as good as this one

Great content and VERY well delivered! I had years and years of similar (but ultimately inferior) sales and/or presentation training, but really, they rarely met or exceeded your level of expertise and watch/listen-ability. I'm serious man, you're good - you're really, really good! Yeah, I'm subscribing.

OMG ELLEN MADE SIMON LAUGH!!!😂😂Hallelujah

@ahkando

6 жыл бұрын

She made him laugh so many times

@DevilRex

5 жыл бұрын

Now : Ellen gets the golden buzzer!

@taetaemungshang441

5 жыл бұрын

nela De ......Hahahahhahhahah that's right .

@MelRuff328

4 жыл бұрын

I was like wow he actually laughs 👀😱😳

@Noahmurphy518

2 жыл бұрын

Sem 😂

I'm watching this because my jokes always end up making someone cry 🙂🙃

@patb3457

7 жыл бұрын

and by saying that you made me laugh (and proved the self-depreciating point)

@buttcheeksguy

7 жыл бұрын

same, they always make somebody cry, and that somebody's me

@tanialina7994

7 жыл бұрын

Ayanna De la Rosa Oh crybaby😂😂

@wonderspace90

7 жыл бұрын

Well this comment made me laugh. 5 points!!

@jaedynt3229

7 жыл бұрын

Lol of happiness

i love that this video encouraged a lot of hilarious comments.

Ellen is known to be one of the meanest people in show business though....

This is more complicated than Quantum Physics

@wj8003

7 жыл бұрын

Eduardo Pereira feelings and emotions are not technically a science

@daniellehunter922

6 жыл бұрын

Psychology is a philosophy of mindsets no 2 people think exactly alike due to their dominant hand way they were raised/how they grew up the way that their brain processes information and how they react to their surroundings.

@daniellehunter922

6 жыл бұрын

Wjimenez923 Actually when people do studies on other peoples emotions it is a science

@pandorasmind4735

6 жыл бұрын

this is WAYYY to fucking true... i studied Quantum Physics and i do agree this is because this is Psychology, it is supposed to be hard cause all the different variable of outcomes that depend on many different variables in that human's life.

@muebelhack

6 жыл бұрын

No, not really. In Science, you learn by sitting in a classroom and take tests to determine your grasp of the subject. So I have to ask, how many people "major" in being funny. That is, sit in a classroom, learn the mechanics behind being funny, and then take tests to determine your grasp of the subject? I don't think there's a community college anywhere that offers a course like that!

Alternative title: Why Ellen is the best. Not mad. Just saying.

@laundrydetergent8163

7 жыл бұрын

Corylus Bluefox absolutely correct!

@sabazahid4735

7 жыл бұрын

Recipes.Math.Fun.Challenges hh

@Arena-ge2eh

6 жыл бұрын

Truth really? That's soo stupid that you think that she just wears more masculine clothes, that doesn't mean she wants to be a man.

@Arena-ge2eh

6 жыл бұрын

Truth being a lesbian doesn't mean you want to be a man get a dictionary there's a difference

@Arena-ge2eh

6 жыл бұрын

And there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

Well done! There isn't anything I watched that you do that doesn't make me smile, laugh out loud or think. THANK YOU!

I’ve been a fan of Ellen since before her shows, when she was doing standup. I’ve adored her style most of my adult life, and have done most of these things naturally, probably *because* of her influence that I wasn’t even aware of. I loved this video!

@Charismaoncommand

6 жыл бұрын

~ Glad you're loving it!

Very interesting and insightful analysis

@Charismaoncommand

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Glad you like it

@warisshojaee6774

7 жыл бұрын

Charisma on Command thanks for making this going to new school could possibly use this hopefully I don't forget this while I sleep it's like 12:43 I'm only 10 😂😂😂 so how has your day been

@natasha-ye2ry

7 жыл бұрын

Waris Shojaee cringe

@jesaurip5983

7 жыл бұрын

Waris Shojaee cringe

@a.a.comingatyah684

7 жыл бұрын

kkk How is that cringe? You obviously don't know the definition of cringe is

Step 1: be Ellen

@ohmandycandyxo

6 жыл бұрын

Lisa Nguyen step 2: don't not be Ellen.

@dearidontknowwhattowritehe7652

6 жыл бұрын

Step 3: Become a chicken

@scizzie

6 жыл бұрын

Step 4: Only follow step 1.

@aleksandrakorelskaia6470

6 жыл бұрын

Step 5: Keep using drugs

@gregorybarker8835

6 жыл бұрын

Step 7. People who are clicking on view replies will see 8 replies but only 7 steps._.

Your videos are always always bring insights far beyond what most of these self help gurus are bringing to the conversation. You're always fresh and innovative. Very impressed.

This is hilarious to watch in retrospect.

@Meshuggapeth

2 жыл бұрын

This channel is a joke

how about a video on overcoming the fear of beaing judged or on how to get over the fact then i embaressed myself

@eugen9611

7 жыл бұрын

try to relate more to other people, it's true that everybody is different, but that has a limit, we're all humans so in A LOT of things we're all the same. Would you judge yourself for what you think others might judge you? That's how i got better at it.

@KeaJei

7 жыл бұрын

i think he already had one about that. the video about shyness

@lanemusic9166

7 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert would be the perfect subject for a video about overcoming embarrassment.

@likesgymnastics5767

7 жыл бұрын

I have that fear too, I hesitate sometimes. Something that helped me is this question. How will the thing that happened affect my life in 1 year from now? The answer is always the same - whatever happened - It doesn't matter

@TheBigMclargehuge

7 жыл бұрын

The key is to never judge yourself or others. Neither good nor bad.

i like to poke fun ....with a hot 1000 degree glowing kitchen knife

@bigdawg3207

7 жыл бұрын

Toby Zero lmaooooooo

@mossbawl

7 жыл бұрын

Mary Goldwel So you're saying bronies aren't cringe, but they play with it? I'll take it.

@AdolfHitlerMemeLord

7 жыл бұрын

I'm hoping you're just a child as you have a my little pony avatar, i'd be surprised though if a child was studying human psychology. If not then I recommend you change your avatar to something nicer, take a lesson from mine.

@ewstap9040

7 жыл бұрын

Toby Zero 😑😑😑

@TimTam3

7 жыл бұрын

Happy Glimore yessssss... CUT ME DEEP

Joseph Gordon Levitt... LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂 Even the peacocks in my neighborhood are laughing right now. LITERALLY!!!!

How to be likeable as the title and Ellen as the thumbnail is like Jack Daniels whiskey being the sponsor for AA! Love the sense of humour and the cheeky attack on Allen! Great job.

As somebody who was homeschooled and had little socialization as a child, I want to thank you for these videos which I think will be helpful in making my interactions with others IRL more natural. This is a great service you are doing, and one that a lot of people don't think a lot about.

Self deprecating humor? HEYY IM GONNA GET SO MANY LAUGHS

@Keerthivasen12

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@p.atrick.

5 жыл бұрын

OOF 100

@Brandon-me2qr

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but most of the time I hear a self deprecating joke I usually cringe because there done so badly

@maddiemcnugget1076

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the part where it has to be funny tho

@michaelrandall4862

4 жыл бұрын

Open with that.! ^

My Girlfriend Slapped me and shouted, “What’s Wrong with you!” -great video😂😂😂

I have a really likable personality. Someone you'd like to kick out, I mean

@Brandon-me2qr

5 жыл бұрын

Mιss Crαzy ya your comment is correct as I already hate you unironically

@jonatanpetersson3097

5 жыл бұрын

The worst thing about self-deprecated homour is when you joke about everyone hating you and everyone agrees with the joke...

@vishalgiraddi5357

4 жыл бұрын

Wut ??

So I can say to my friends "I had shoes from 88" and il make them laugh like crazy?

@mynamefrank6567

7 жыл бұрын

they'll probably ask me if I'm ok

@apekshatiwari208

7 жыл бұрын

ordan hahaha...that was a good one

@Oliver-bn7jt

6 жыл бұрын

ordan depends on the type of your friends

@GagasAlGhazali

6 жыл бұрын

go to school

@alexis41547

6 жыл бұрын

Vape Nation a

so dead baby jokes are a no go right

@zayn7601

7 жыл бұрын

Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I find them perfect

@gracehod08

7 жыл бұрын

Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes Well unless you have a dark sense of humor like me, they aren't good

@alexgarza2165

7 жыл бұрын

Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I hate babies. I constantly think about harming and killing them.

@ferhat4425

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Garza Bad day?

@alexgarza2165

7 жыл бұрын

Radhika Bhagwat I don't love anyone

Thank you so much for this content man, you really explain things well especially when showing how you can apply it yourself.

@Charismaoncommand

5 жыл бұрын

~ Glad you're liking the content!

This aged poorly

@asiakym

2 ай бұрын

That was my first thought as soon as it said she's so likable...lol

IMO, Conan O'Brien is a much better example for using self-depreciating humour.

@sebastianocampo8685

7 жыл бұрын

Team schlansky

@SeeBillyRun

7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@MrTakemura13

7 жыл бұрын

very inportant.

@SeeBillyRun

7 жыл бұрын

Jo Jo there's a difference between self-depreciation & making jokes about others (Leno, Fallon, & all other nighttime talk show hosts do this in their monologues). I believe you may be confused regarding the definition of self-depreciating? It is "the act of reprimanding oneself by belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release." Those who have watched Conan O'Brien know he constantly made, & to this day, makes fun of himself. He's the best at it & the funniest.

@SeeBillyRun

7 жыл бұрын

Jo Jo What happened between Leno & O'Brien, being "mean", & any other sidebar you bring up is irrelevant to my original comment regarding self-depreciation. I stated my opinion: O'Brien is funnier than Degeneres at self-deprecation. Once again, to self-depreciate is to make fun of oneself. It has nothing to do with making fun of others. I don't know why you keep reverting to your "he's mean"; so that negates his ability to make fun of himself argument; the two styles are not mutually exclusive. Lastly, it has nothing to do with my original comment. I never wrote that O'Brien is the nicest host; so that's why I provided you with the definition to the specific term of self-depreciation. I did not explain comedy to you. Have a great day :)

7 minutes into the video and I realize that I'm smiling for absolutely no reason. Ellen is really good at making people like her.

@Ramya-ej1sg

6 жыл бұрын

Elijah Brown lmaooo me too at the same point in time

@supersarah5673

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ramya-ej1sg I'm still smiling now, crazy

@JaneStoller

5 жыл бұрын

yes, your right. She is really good funny and kind.

@YouuGoGlennCoco

2 жыл бұрын

Elijah…. I gotta catch you up on some things.

Thank you for making the great video! It is what I’m looking for.

4:10 that laugh when realizing the pun, ha!

Really great video. You don't need to hurt someone to be funny.

@Charismaoncommand

7 жыл бұрын

Appreciate that!

I tossed a mint after walking into class, the mint went too high and hit one of the ceiling fans, bounced off and hit a ruler which had flown into my teacher's general "sausage" area. Then I said: wow teacher, you sure had the "balls" to take that and the class burst out laughing. I can't tell what type of joke this is but I certainly did not feel good after detention.

@MJafro

6 жыл бұрын

hhahahahah is that a true story xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

@chandrasimha5223

5 жыл бұрын

JustJason poor fellow.but u made everyone laugh before getting out of the class..

@davidhornbeck1470

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you gotta take the chance

@Annadog40

5 жыл бұрын

It is the one that has a loser based on that reaction.

@sidb9540

5 жыл бұрын

Lucky this was not an Asian school!

i love ellen, i used to watch her sitcom when i was a kid. she is one of the very few ppl that can make me laugh out loud.

Thanks for elaborating this topic. 😁👍 Great job.

@Charismaoncommand

6 жыл бұрын

~ Glad you're liking it!

i am a very sarcastic person. im not mean i m just sarcastic...but people never understand that im joking. for example if i said i am like malala, people would tel me that i am not not knowing that i am joking...anyone relates?

@96Kishi

7 жыл бұрын

They probably don't understand you, because of your bad grammar. I can't say I can relate to that.

@milicajovanovic370

7 жыл бұрын

FilthyOtaku sorry i m serbian

@96Kishi

7 жыл бұрын

It was a joke. Sorry if I offended you. :)

@milicajovanovic370

7 жыл бұрын

FilthyOtaku it s ok ahahahaha now i dont get a joke

@raoul5714

7 жыл бұрын

shots haha

I think he has a crush on ellen.

@astrowiz3544

6 жыл бұрын

She doesnt have a crush on him though lol

@eriksoon7899

5 жыл бұрын

Ellen is a Lesbian....

@wrockage

5 жыл бұрын

i know i do.

@freckledandred

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck I think I have a crush on Ellen

@X44J7

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t get why people like Ellen and Malala. She is not at all funny, fake and looks like a witch. 😑 👎🏼

His videos are so good and elaborative that I'd watch them even if I was the most confident person in the world

The Heads Up game totally works as a group mood booster haha.

I felt a bit uncomfortable when I met someone on a date, that was kinda awkward because we're just communicating through text and chat, it's different when he's in front of you but in order to make the situation light I crack a joke and both of us are laughing and that was the beginning of our closeness.

you can make fake jokes and pretent to be a fake you so people like that fake persona, or you can be real and have less people like you but those people are genuine and like the genuine you

@anima94

7 жыл бұрын

chooseaname30 agreeing with you on all these things except the "becoming more likeable" and "improving your humor" parts

@wonsuksong592

7 жыл бұрын

I mean, if your genuine you is unlikable then if you're being genuine, no one is going to like you. If your genuine you cares enough to make "fake" jokes continuously and is "fake" lovable all the time, people are going to like you. And guess what? If you're making a habit out of being a likable person, you are a likable person.

@RicardoMoralesMassin

7 жыл бұрын

Ooooh such a special unique guy. Congrats to you for not beign a "fake" "joker" you`re not like the rest of ´em no siree. Because God forbid you actually would be interested in making other people laugh and have a good time with them. No one is like that! Certainly not you. You`re better. You read Nietszche and Camus. If your knee jerk reaction (emphasys on jerk) is to alienate others, it would actually be better for everyone that you would not be yourself. Everyone except for your entitlement that is.

@PhilJonesIII

7 жыл бұрын

No, not at all. When as a morose and grumpy adolescent someone told me : 'Its OK to be miserable and negative because its easy to be morose and miserable. Just remember no one is going to like, even less love you for it. YOU control YOU. These are YOUR moods that YOU chose to adopt. Stop being a victim of your age/hormones. There is a cheerful you in there and that's the one we love, can we have him back please?' Being cheerful and happy when you dont actually feel happy is absolutely NOT being hypocritical or lying. Its driving yourself to where you want to be. If you are in a negative mood and are letting everyone know then you have chosen to be a victim and decided to punish everyone else for your own laziness.

@valdusoswald7130

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Waste time & energy being fake or have fun being real with genuine people

this is a FANTASTIC channel. Should be required watching and listening for ALL people. The world would be a much better place.

Great video, thank you. The sign of a generous soul, talking about another generous soul

I'm a gay black man and I will vote for Trump. How's that for a joke!

@omargatti4779

7 жыл бұрын

It's a very good joke, Normal Guy, because the butt of it is #CoughingHillary.

@netwtguy

7 жыл бұрын

stupidity is not a joke

@lupusk9productions

7 жыл бұрын

Ding dong, normal guy in the house! Hey what are you other normal guys up to???

@Legionaer666

7 жыл бұрын

Add Mexican and muslim to make it complete.

@samuelismyname8157

7 жыл бұрын

+Gratowl That is what an offensive joke sounds like...

But she doesn't have a formula tho, that is not an act it comes from a great personality that is also funny, that is rare to find and really not worth faking, making jokes like that without having her consistent personality will make people question your honesty.

@likesgymnastics5767

7 жыл бұрын

Fake it until you make it. People watching this can learn how to become more likable. Really worth faking, as most shit posted on this channel.

@DomskiPlays

7 жыл бұрын

That is so hard to read without any "."...

@VideoMenu

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I worked for a woman who was dragon lady one, then brilliant the other. Her establishment is wildly successful and renowned in the region for its industry. She had a department manager who emulated all her dragon examples but he lacked brilliance. He was merely a douche copying someone who did things naturally.

@kattgirl1321

7 жыл бұрын

He said nothing about copying her, all that was talked about was a few loose guidlines that the vast majority of people can follow.

Ellen is a genious!)))Love her! Great video! The narrator is so animated and really easy to listen. Hopefully, some will learn to make jokes that make people have fun - not embarrassed. Stay cool!

Well this didn’t age too well

@Walperion_Music

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, 4 "didn't age well" comments in a row! I thought there's something with my eyes lol.

I made a self-deprecating joke about 9/11. Did not go well.

@mohassi3005

7 жыл бұрын

It's a bird! It's a plane! Its... oh shit it is a plane!

@musardus

7 жыл бұрын

good for you fella

@kayak1995

7 жыл бұрын

Mo Hassi whatever it is, its going straight for the WTC

@anthonymoore4307

7 жыл бұрын

Sanjeev KCK wow due 9/11 jokes are PLANE terrible

@musardus

7 жыл бұрын

You should learn to make jokes. Any joke should start with "a guy walks into a bar....."

My humor is that self deprecating humor but i also use insults as jokes though mainly with close friends so they know I'm joking and even then its usually making fun of my own personality traits because I can get very jealous over certain things. For example If a friend got something I wanted i'd say i hate you but in a different way.

@lilmissmonsterrr

7 жыл бұрын

Do they laugh? Because I wouldn't. Just a heads up.

@coffeeowl1546

7 жыл бұрын

I wish I got that heads up when I was younger and popular

@LightningDragonGamer

7 жыл бұрын

My jokes werent harsh nor aimed at anything personal

@readyaimfirebreather2552

7 жыл бұрын

exactly same for me

@graciebabyy9770

7 жыл бұрын

same my friend got the iphone 7 for no reason and i am not even allowed ANY iphone so when I was looking at it i said it's so pretty and she said thanks and i said i hate you so much and we laughed because it was a joke ahaha im hilarious. but not in the ellen way. in the way like i'm a trainwreck and you can't look away

These are actually helpful advice. I usually nod in politeness at most advice I get. Astonished.

I always forget what I learn in these videos so I come and watch them again

excellent job ! i am just addicted. Can you please do a video on Simon Bakers charisma! that would be great to see.

@Charismaoncommand

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much :-)

Who else is watching this because they are such a freaking idiot? That was an example of me being the but if the joke.

@gregmcgregginton574

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Kain good one! eheheheheheheheh

@ezpz4776

7 жыл бұрын

you're on the right way to become ellen lol

@Ignasimp

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Kain but you attacked everyone else who was watching the video lol

@johnexample210

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Kain try not to use the word "freaking"

@lolamarviolet6323

7 жыл бұрын

OMNISLASHER1000 - *probably

This video was way more than I expected. I subbed!

@Charismaoncommand

5 жыл бұрын

~ Glad the video brought you in! Welcome to the channel. :-)

i liked the game part so much. Am incorporating that in my presentations ASAP.

I dunno man, where I'm from everyone roasts each other all day, it's a good time

@evanbarker2860

7 жыл бұрын

But that's all in good fun, what he was talking about is kinda similar to bullying. When one person is being alienated.

@keepiticy

7 жыл бұрын

u don't roast somebody you first met, especially a girl or somebody new to a group.

@Yatsura2

7 жыл бұрын

How do you know if he doesnt? I mean, look at his profile picture... XD

@keepiticy

7 жыл бұрын

Yatsura2 me? im saying it as he shouldn't do it

have white teeth, be tall and have a nice jaw line certainly help.

@nolsjawline

5 жыл бұрын

Tru dat

@guiseppeperceval4930

5 жыл бұрын

Hahah, brilliant. A good hairline helps too.

@luke304

5 жыл бұрын

Ellen isn’t tall at all

@sebacool8

5 жыл бұрын

Not whining about shit that doesn't matter on the internet also helps

@Relco12

5 жыл бұрын

good body posture definitely helps

I love the way she handles Andy the most lol

Love your style of analyzing ❤

I love your videos and I'm totally addicted!

@Charismaoncommand

6 жыл бұрын

~ Glad to hear you're loving them :-)

Make a video about Johnny Depp and the complexity of having your own style

Hello, I am a definitely human person who is looking for tips on interactions, as I find earth intriguing and must blend as a human, not that I need to, as I am very, very human. Charismatic elements are a human trait yes no? I, an authentic homo-sapien is in need of advice from my human comrades on this human-human platform. Scincerely, Unit X23dd2 (My mission- I mean human- name is XDD, as humans do not have numeral figures or fidgets in the label their incubators select for them.)

@georgeee265

5 жыл бұрын

Be kind, say hello, and mind your frikkin business anytime anywhere🇺🇲🇺🇲Murica'

@layy1893

4 жыл бұрын

You're my alien from area 51, why are you on yr?!

@thegreatafrican3367

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Ama B. is a human

@frankhalliday8071

4 жыл бұрын

Greetings Unit X23dd2 , this is Unit Zalpha563 reporting in. The key is to give them your gum.

@yellowsparklefish337

4 жыл бұрын

This is beautiful

Just be ugly, everyone likes a person that makes themselves look better

This is such a great analysis and well done video. Subscribed.

@Charismaoncommand

7 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the channel, you cute bunny you!

@thierryaugustin509

7 жыл бұрын

i think when you being silly too much people take advantage of you . don´t you think ?

@arlitagariana5772

7 жыл бұрын

thierry augustin it's not that you act silly all the time.

@jralmeral7504

7 жыл бұрын

You are so analytical.

She's the perfect example of normie comedy. Works well in social interactions for sure, but it's bland as vanilla for me.

@Panixomfg

7 жыл бұрын

There's a time and a place for dank memes. Her comedy is good enough.

@FallinSheep

7 жыл бұрын

Good luck making holocaust jokes on a first date or insulting the boss in a job interview. I think the point of this is that it's safe humour for when you need to make a good impression - if you're on the same page as someone and aren't worried about offending them then make any joke you like.

@likesgymnastics5767

7 жыл бұрын

Fucking normies. The ellen show - that is normie as fuck. The 3 types of jokes mentioned in this video - I think this isn't normie comedy. Everybody I know loves joking on other people's expense. Nobody around here jokes like Ellen, in a self deprecating way. Indeed, people are giving their best efforts to offend somebody and this isn't America where people get easily offended. Its real fun. t. slav

@rateater1857

7 жыл бұрын

thats quite the point, though. these are safe, gentle jokes that won't upset anyone.

@ToPlantASeed1

7 жыл бұрын

Vanilla is the opposite of bland tho.

I absolutely love Ellen!! hope to meet her in person one day ... soon!!! xo

wow, i love people who have such good ideas to help people , how did u come to the idea to make a channel like this

I always found Jimmy Fallon to be much funnier and somehow much more likeable than Ellen. I'd love to see a video about him, Charlie.

@scottdonahue7633

7 жыл бұрын

Fallon is very distasteful to many people. To me he seems like he forces everything. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

@Kovu787

7 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is so funny

@AnuragKumar-ik1kc

7 жыл бұрын

Conan O'Brien is a class apart.

I have done them all even before i realised i was "funny" and now i have a squad

@Sellipsis

7 жыл бұрын

So... People that text you first? I long for the day people would text me first.

@Gameshunter3012

7 жыл бұрын

You have to text first too sometimes before being texted at.

@Sellipsis

7 жыл бұрын

My problem is I don't see myself as much of a texter. I don't normally hold conversations over messages unless it's specifically for the purposes of meeting up. Guess that's an issue. I just don't really know what I'm supposed to talk to people about.

@Gameshunter3012

7 жыл бұрын

Vurtax Then you need to get a hobby or join a club and then talk to them about that. Talk about your day. Talk about your experiences. Talk about cheesy stuff occasionally too, don't shy away from showing them you're relatable. Also, show genuine interest in their lives.Ask them about their days and lives but don't be pushy. If they don't want to talk about something, then don't push the conversation. Crack a joke instead. Also, never show pity if they're telling you a problem. Compliment them instead. Tell them how strong they are for getting through shit. Nobody likes being looked down upon but everyone likes being praised because everyone puts genuine effort into getting by every day. You should also look at them in the eye when you talk. Nobody like talking to someone who's looking away from them. And you should never say "Sorry" in situations where you can say "Thanks" (e.g. :"Thanks for listening to me/being here with me." instead of "Sorry for talking for so long/dragging you here with me.") Everyone likes being appreciated but nobody likes being treated like some kind of charity when they're just trying to be friendly and getting to know you. What else, what else... Show them you're good at stuff but don't brag about being better than them. If they're interested in something you're good at, ask them to hang out and maybe teach them how it's done. If they do something genuinely impressive and interesting, start a conversation about them and get them to teach you. If you're at school or uni tell them to help you with class and do assignments together. What am I forgetting... Oh, complimenting people is nice but don't overdo it. Compliments should be rare and far in between days. Daily compliments are boring and feel fake. Eventually they'll feel hollow if you always make them and nobody will take you seriously or ask you for advice again. Be sure to give advice only when you know what you're talking about. Otherwise, offer support instead and tell them you're willing to help them find answers or just be there for them. I'm forgetting shit but, still, moving on... Find common ground and common interests but don't go overboard. Nobody likes to hang out with some half-assed copy of themselves. If you want to fit in, try being you instead of being like the person you want to hang out with. If the "you" isn't interesting enough, make it. If hanging out or trying to fit in with people feels way too forced, to the point where you're not even enjoying it anymore, look for new friends but don't forget people who talk to you. Remain friendly and maybe things will change once you show you're not some kind of lapdog, always there for them 24/7. People like to hang out with people who aren't obedient slaves. Oh, and you can refuse calls to go out too but never during the first 2 weeks of a friendship and never in quick succession. Be sure to be honest instead of making shitty excuses though. People will appreciate the relatable "I'm too tired/I'm hungover/I slept only 2 hours/I've been studying all day so I can't go out" over some asspull story that could never possibly happen. Oh, that's it. Hang out with people who you genuinely think would be fun to hang out with. Not everybody just for the sake of "being popular". I've been "popular" in middle and high school. It sucked. If my youtube name is any indication, I don't give a fuck what people think of me. I don't care about being popular and neither should you. 1 true friend is always better than 20 acquaintances. That's the jist of it. Knock yourself out, prom king.

@Sellipsis

7 жыл бұрын

♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ Just saved this all to a notepad file. Thanks, I'll be sure to try and put this into practice. Thing is I do have hobbies, probably too many of them at this point. Probably why it never feels like i get enough done because I can only make such little progress on any of them.

LMAO 2020 really said „nope not you“

As always, wonderful video!