this is my comfort show

@vampsith

4 ай бұрын

Me too, idk why but something about it is so disarming even though the show is so incredibly awkward haha

@DerekStAubin

Ай бұрын

Same, I can somehow just keep it running in the background even though I think I've seen every special and episode multiple times lol.

@alicemarks7468

29 күн бұрын

Me too it feels like a warm hug...

@thatpart

7 күн бұрын

Same here. There's a comfy aspect to it that's hard to describe.

@youngnoodle1963

3 күн бұрын

Actually just like tim heidecker its unfunny and boring 😊​@@thatpart

“It’s not a good movie but I gotta hand it to the director for making a great film.”

@booserbob667

3 жыл бұрын

It's a different kind of movie, I hate to say.. but In a good way so I loved it

@Jethro7e

3 жыл бұрын

Very interesting sci-fi movie for me, I give it 2 bags of popcorn because I thought it was not very interesting.

@VHSarah

3 жыл бұрын

I think things are going well considering things, all things considered

@SpannyShot

3 жыл бұрын

This movie gets five bags of popcorn easily, with ten bags of soda. Aaand I’m giving it five bags of soda.

@TheGreatsagegoku

3 жыл бұрын

@Raiden Anson hey you guys have the same first name that's funny. It seems to be a scam app but maybe it works for people called Raiden

“Two 5 Bags - that’s ten bags of popcorn…” “That’s dinner for somebody” - Gregg

I watch this 2 times a day.

@WJHDetroit

3 жыл бұрын

“Give or take a few minutes”

@DanielTheFreak

3 жыл бұрын

I just watch it at x0.5 speed to fill the day

@mennoknight78

3 жыл бұрын

@@DanielTheFreak I can think of a hundred worse ways to spend the day...

@kyleanderson2949

2 жыл бұрын

Minimum

@number1authority

2 жыл бұрын

I’m stuck in an all seasons loop, for about two months now, that keeps getting deeper. It’s just better than any alternative.

Gregg is one of my favorite guests.

@mennoknight78

3 жыл бұрын

Are you the person who's been sending him all those cards and letters?

@Jethro7e

3 жыл бұрын

@@mennoknight78 I've sent my fair share of cards but just haven't been able to properly express my feelings in the form of a letter.

@mennoknight78

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jethro7e Whether cards or letters, you're a well-wisher. And that's what counts.

@jefftaylor1186

3 жыл бұрын

Gregg is definitely in the top 5 of all time guests. Larry Turman is still the best imo

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefftaylor1186 Larry is senile. feel sorry for anyone who takes his film school course. they’re wasting college credits - and SC is not cheap

Tim has some of the most versatile hair ever

"Oh God, What can you a say about Spongebob? He's an American Institution. Having on the big screen, where he belongs, is kind of a thrill."

Osama Bin Laden, one of the original bad guys in cinema

@DoomKid

2 жыл бұрын

And the world!

The "Oh God" arc may be the best part of this series

Tim consistently saying "bags of soda" makes me chuckle every time

it started out so tame. this series is an actual masterpiece

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

30x better than 30 Rock, 99x better than Brooklyn 99, 2x better than 2 Broke Girls. 5 bagger, 3 cups of soda.

@crazypath573

2 жыл бұрын

What deep lore.

@tylermoulton7294

Жыл бұрын

@@lookbovine 🥂

@lornemalvo4492

Жыл бұрын

It's such an absurd and intricate joke you cannot simply explain it, you need to experience it.

@sodaftpm185

Жыл бұрын

Why do you love it?

i put this on for my cat before leaving for work, came home with 2 minutes left in the video and my cat snoozing next to the tv. Thank you On Cinnamon!

"I'm a perfect person. The people around me are flawed and full of shit." Tim Heidecker

@georgestamatopoulos2958

Жыл бұрын

So truee

@Marijuanamaths

4 ай бұрын

Stolen quote from HRH King Donald the Magnificent God Emperor of all Creation & Earth. “We’re coming for you all!!! #1000 years of #maga

@Smokey298

Ай бұрын

Timestamp mandatory.

If i dont get 12 hours of on cinema a day i go to a baaaad place

@vampsith

4 ай бұрын

You shouldn’t have any opinion on that *rips vape pen*

@thatpart

4 күн бұрын

Watch it twice a day, and call Heihealth Urgent Care if symptoms persist.

@RancorousSea

14 сағат бұрын

When I start watching on cinema you stop talking, immediately

"I've been eating a lot of bisons, which of course are very rich in amiba acids"

@warhedd

Жыл бұрын

Hahah I fucking died when he said it hahhahaah. Amoeba acids 🤣

This show is so deep, many important funny meaningful comments are made after the lights go off and the episode is "over"

i'm so glad that the "HEY GUYS" catchphrase was literally the first thing turkington said in this series at all

39:51 “If you haven’t read the Hobbit what hole have you been living in? A Hobbit hole?”

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

He said that in such a combative way. I felt borderline attacked

@Sadiq01

2 жыл бұрын

perfect delivery

@tylerhowie1304

10 ай бұрын

Bilbo Baggins is something of a personal hero to me

My bedtime routine is smoking a blunt and watching this video, it’s a real treat

I still think Gregg had Ayaka deported after his tape got damaged.

Thank you so much. I used to fall asleep to this every night. This is such a blessing

@bsap8828

2 жыл бұрын

Me too dude so perfect

@Vassild

2 жыл бұрын

When you got dreams with 5 bag movies in them you can't lose

@wateringcan2

Жыл бұрын

I WILL GO TO BED SLEEPING EVERY NIGHT

@thomasdupont7186

Жыл бұрын

if you fell asleep, it's not good. May be you have narcolepsia

@yottea9727

Жыл бұрын

Been doing it, literally, for years now

I always love how someone with 'two first names' bothers Tim.

@kyleanderson2949

2 жыл бұрын

“Mexican name”

It's so good that they're still making THESE KINDS of KZread videos!

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

1:43:28

@Kaminospace

2 жыл бұрын

It ah is sure u know isn’t it

@jporter7

Жыл бұрын

When you've got KZread videos like On Cinema in them, you can't lose!

Thank you 🙏 if they take this down , I’ll personally make sure they never see the light of day again

@milesfromschool

2 жыл бұрын

The deep reference pool of the On Cinema fanbase never ceases to amaze me

With 12 hours of cinema in them you can't lose!

Honestly this show gives me the most laughs out of anything I’ve watched. I know they don’t make much money off of these but I certainly appreciate it

@chim-choo-ree

3 жыл бұрын

Smurfs is this, Smurfs is that.

@crazypath573

2 жыл бұрын

I think Tim and the gang are doing okay. After all, they have somehow been surviving all these years in LA California

@shnoogums1

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazypath573 yeah I think there’s a bit of work that actors/writers do behind the scenes that makes them good money. I am sooo curious about what the budget is for this show and how much they pay their actors and what the profits are. I hope they release a bunch of behind the scenes when/if it’s ever over

@SkatePvP10

2 жыл бұрын

Plp

@Teeveepicksures

Жыл бұрын

Then be a true buff and buy a hat.

This show has opened my eyes to so many popcorn classics that I didn't even know existed.

@kyleanderson2949

2 жыл бұрын

These popcorn classics are so delightfully terrible…way to go, Greg

@p4t21ck

Жыл бұрын

If you like those suggestions, you would love I.Q. with Walter Matthau. It's not a great movie, but it's a classic and they've never featured it on popcorn classics.

42:30 "Alright, uh movie first the one first movie we're gonna wa- uh talk about is Zero Dark Thirty. Which is a documentary about the su- hunt for la Osama Bin Laden. One of the original bad guys in cinema, and in the world. And uh as all we as we all remember so many years ago, uh couple years ago we had the death of Osama Bin Laden. Killed in action after uh, we spent years hunting him for the murder of 911 and who was responsible for terrible terror, and uh men- about the men and women who did take him out and killed him. And uh, all the work that went into going through that with the uh sea- men- uh navy seals, and the attack on uh, his compound because of.. where they knew where he was. And uh.... it also goes through some-a how har- the hardships that went through with getting that done. And it goes through the uh 'til the end, uhm... and this was a very important documentary, uh about this killing. Uh, very sobering reminder of... uh-m-of ..... "

@skreign

2 жыл бұрын

No way you took the time to write all this 😂

@chase_saddy

2 жыл бұрын

You’re a goat

@douglasclarkson549

Жыл бұрын

Reading along to this made me realize how Tim is so good at misspeaking that it seems natural 😂

Seen Bean

As a movie buff that cares about runtime, I must point out that this video is only 11 hours 35 mins and 57 seconds and not the stated 12 hours. 5 bags of popcorn.

@joebusiness4237

9 ай бұрын

I'd give it 6 bags.

@RonponVideos

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@joebusiness4237Well that would be nice, however the maximum bags of popcorn is 5 so you quite literally could not give it 6 bags. 4 bags of popcorn and one extra bag of popcorn. And a soda.

@chileo1

9 ай бұрын

Ill give it 7 bags and ill transfer one of my bags over to your rating for 2 six bag rating. 5 Stars 2 sodas@@RonponVideos

@RonponVideos

9 ай бұрын

*Smiles with dead eyes*

@jamesmeow3039

7 ай бұрын

I will give it 4 bags of popcorn. However, if I give it 3 sodas as well, it's basically the equivalent to 5 bags of popcorn.

Fell asleep to this playing on my phone and woke up with tension in my shoulders

@hmealm5516

3 жыл бұрын

you never sleep with audio on , it gives me really uncomfortable sleep and bad dreams

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

6:10:11

I admire how passive aggressive and deadpan Gregg gets towards the end.

@kyleanderson2949

2 жыл бұрын

Such vitriol in his eyes

Better than the rest of the internet. Thank God I decided to quit scrolling and just go straight to On Cinema.

I have been waiting for this since it got removed. Five bags and a tub of soda

@p4t21ck

3 жыл бұрын

And throw in a ruler too because there's twelve inches on a ruler and this compilation is 12 hours long.

@SpannyShot

3 жыл бұрын

@@p4t21ck I read that in Gregg’s voice

@bsap8828

3 жыл бұрын

@@p4t21ck very thoughtful, thank you

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpannyShot it’d be weird if you didn’t!

Never thought I'd ever watch a 12 hour video on youtube. It took weeks but worth every minute. Can't believe I've never heard of this series before 2022. Thanks for putting this together!!

@number1authority

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the family. On Cinema will grow with you for years to come.

@annaleigh6491

Жыл бұрын

One of us, one of us

@warhedd

Жыл бұрын

Its amazing, right? If the Office is the pinnacle of British mocu-humour, (I guess thats up for debate) this is the pinnacle American mocu. Its so subtle and the lore is so deep

@Drelam

Жыл бұрын

you gotta watch the oscar specials as well.

@r4v4g3r

7 ай бұрын

@@warhedd because it pulls from decades of Tim and Eric’s humor imo

We need a part 2! There’s so many more hours of On cinema to cover

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that 12 hours of On Cinema at the Cinema can’t contain more than nine seasons.

10:04:14 so im addicted to this…not in a medical sense…but i dont think i can live without it

“5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little cell phone so you can call 911 if that ever happens to you” “Well that’s very thoughtful Gregg” “Thank you” 😂 like throwing in an imaginary cell phone for a hypothetical scenario in which a cell phone would be of no use, Tim praising that gesture, and Gregg thanking him for that praise…perfect interaction

randomly skipping from a neatly shaved tim to lil' TCH funeral

@gfx2943

2 жыл бұрын

the evolution of Tim from regular host to guitar center dad is amazing lol

@DarlingxLasher

2 жыл бұрын

@@gfx2943 d!$$

this is without doubt the best thing on the internet

“I don’t have a tumor but I love the movie.” 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

@frontliner2

9 ай бұрын

It's not a TUMAH, its a BLADCLAD

The reading of every one of Joe's credits was incredible

I love how none of these people need to associate with each other & yet no matter what happens to each of them, they all come back for more.

I watch this whole video on my lunch break every day

Every episode they learn to hate each other more and more. Brilliant. They really played the long game with this incredible non-comedy.

i love this movie!

"And now Dr. San with a song of peace."

@jimjo8541

Жыл бұрын

DR LUTHER IS DR SAN

Can we all just appreciate how Tim nailed the pronunciation of Anna Karenina in the first try?

@TerrificLittleSunday

2 жыл бұрын

How about Guillermo del Toro?

@TimmyMcGowan

9 ай бұрын

I thought he was mispronouncing it for the past like 4 times I’ve seen that episode because I was too lazy to even read it and just assumed obviously he must be

@RancorousSea

14 сағат бұрын

He can't pronounce the name of almost any actor, actress, movie or director but he has no issue with The Silmarillion and Anna Karenina.

"B.B. King is about as black as I get, and Darius Ruckers."

“i’ll give you four dollar- i’ll give you FIVE dollars.”

I watch this entire video at least three times, every day. Five bags of popcorn.

8:54:40 Tim's defeated "Oh boy" after he gets told to do scenes for 20 episodes and a 2 hour finale in ONE day always gets me 😂

@thesponge836

Жыл бұрын

See you then

The disappointment on Gregg's face when Mark says he doesn't eat popcorn when watching movies has me absolutely deceased.

@bcthegr8

4 ай бұрын

the net……………the net

11:15:16 - "I'm gonna burn this fuckin' theatre down!" - Tim

I love how the popcorn ratings become so inconsistent from the initial rating to the recap. Looking back, On Cinema is a comedic masterpiece.

One of my favorite things about Tim heidecker, and one of his biggest contributions to comedy in my opinion, isn’t even how amazing and fleshed out all of his characters are. It’s that they’re ALL called Tim heidecker, they all dress the same but they’re all totally different people. From the tim in Tim and Eric, to the Tim in on cinema, to the Tim in his standup, to Tim in real life, even how they act in public interviews is almost its own character and thing like the red lobster bit, because how they talk in interviews and talk shows is different then how they talk on Tim and Eric, yet it’s still not how they are in real life either

@Zoahhh

2 жыл бұрын

he's no.1 comedian in my opinion

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

Theyre all his alter egos. Thats the beauty of them all

@gotacallfromvishal

5 ай бұрын

wtf are you talking about lol

I would love to watch this whole thing but I don't want anything to ruin the ending of Carrie before I get a chance to watch it

@brycemichel9745

Жыл бұрын

Oh come on it' s not the crying game or something

@teamramrod27

Жыл бұрын

Almost 2 hours into watching this, I thought i would just read some comments and I was just reading your comment exactly as it got to that part of the video and it fucking freaked me out

@Jethro7e

Жыл бұрын

It has a hell theme.

10:22:15 for when tim tricks gregg into an eye-contact I love you

I knew a devotee would pick up the mantle after the last guy got the tap on the shoulder to join the on cinema cult. Thank you for keeping this alive it’s on my daily rotation ✊🏽

This is the greatest thing that I've ever seen.

This hits the spot

The way he's constantly driving home that it's 5 bags of popcorn for the rating system is so brilliant lmao

2 bags of soda

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

Two grass of soda

I literally just watched all 13 hours of this. I'm a better person for it.

Thanks for the gift of watching this in between pushing skids at my work.

This is the best video on KZread. Thank you.

I am realizing now that shit really hit the fan after Tim’s blood clots. The slow progression from tame movie review show to all out insanity and psychotic episodes can be explained by this. His first aggression and anger toward Gregg began literally after that episode where he shared the news. According to the thrombosis organization blood clots can affect the passage of oxygen to the amygdala and can permanently cause damage to that area of the brain which can change mood and violent behavioral conditions. If real life Tim knew this and used it as the basis for the future premise of OCATC then he is more of a genius then I previously believed.

@moganstavs

9 ай бұрын

Maybe we are blood clot-induced hallucinations and Tim is still in the middle of filming an early episode, caught in a brief fugue. We are all just a transient twinkle in his briefly distracted eye back in 2013.

@TimmyMcGowan

9 ай бұрын

Makes perfect sense that’s why he’s constantly searching for a miracle cure for his general health issues. His brains looking for an answer it can’t find. Kinda makes Tim a pretty tragic character. Also makes it even more horrible what those 20 kids did to themselves at his expense

@rainbowtractor

9 ай бұрын

@@TimmyMcGowan the character depth is crazy. There’s elements of true traaaaaaaagedy as well as humor. His breakdown at the end of the 9th annual Oscar special is even more poignant. His brain is fighting him. Makes sense also why he tried to off himself in the VFA tour van.

@InaneBlatherPodcast

8 ай бұрын

​@@moganstavsthat's my religion actually

@RancorousSea

14 сағат бұрын

@@rainbowtractor Disco Elysium 2

I watch this a lot on my other monitor while I play games, it's the perfect energy

8:14:16 - I love how Tim (most likely it was Tim) had Gregg's ANTMAN tee blurred out. 😆

The 12hr KZread vid no one realised how much they needed.

I wouldn't know what movies to watch if it wasn't for these two. Thanks Tim and Greg!

@InaneBlatherPodcast

8 ай бұрын

and what movies NOT to watch, some of them are just junk

@ValiantPixel

4 ай бұрын

It’s so great that they’re still making these kinds of movies! These are GREAT MOVIES!!!

I watch this 3 times a day

I like whenever Gregg makes this face ☹️

Tim's quick reaction at 9:43:15 after Gregg says "Season 4 has been our lucky season" is insane acting.

Yes! Thanx soooooooo much for bringing this back!!!! It's going bk in my reg rotation.

These guys really, really know their cinema.

04:11:47 - Tim's expression here as he describes 2 actors "together" always cracks me up! 😂

@winstonmarlowe5254

3 жыл бұрын

that's not Tim

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

Only a little more creepy than when Gregg describes a female actor as “the eye candy” (ex. Lindsay Lohan in the Scary Movie review)

I watched the trial before any of this lol

@calebwood1663

9 ай бұрын

Same here haha

@cactusrabbit1681

4 ай бұрын

I was into Decker first

@ValiantPixel

4 ай бұрын

The first exposure I had to On Cinema was the 7th Oscar Special. I had no context, so the terrible CGI version of a grown-up Tom Cruise Heidecker made me nearly shit myself laughing.

@RancorousSea

14 сағат бұрын

I watched Our Cinema first, which was just Gregg and Mark fumbling with warm cans of pineapple juice for two hours

Thank you for bringing this back! Bless

If they take this down, we're gonna have big, big, big problems.

@runswithraptors

2 жыл бұрын

Just download it fool

5:14:00 - The only time Gregg ever laughs😂

@BrooklynLuke

3 жыл бұрын

And it sounds so nasty!

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

He kind of does one other time when Tim tells him to ‘put the d*ck back in your pants’ in relation to Gregg wanting to use Dick Tracy as the popcorn classic and Tim wanting to settle a certain Star Trek score.

@mariamdream

Күн бұрын

It makes me cry laugh

Welcome to SEE you again.

Best show on KZread of all time 😎.

8 hours in a car today..... 4 hours in still entertaining

thank you so much for uploading this omg i'd been looking for it forever!

12 hours of On Cinema At The Cinema or The Descent Of Tim Heidecker

@dongvermine

2 жыл бұрын

*Ascent

Thumbs up for Greggheads

Joe is a treasure that must be protected

@jefftaylor1186

3 жыл бұрын

all Estevheads need to start a gofundme for Joe’s protection. Who knows when Tim’s homicidal rage will finally be turned towards Joe

@Pixelkip

Жыл бұрын

When joe refers to woody Allen and says, ‘after he passes, If he ever does’ is possibly the funniest moment for me 😂

1:01:54 - Funny how Gregg refers to Jack Reacher as "Excellent", then less than a minute later, he says differently at 1:02:42.

@mennoknight78

3 жыл бұрын

Almost makes you wonder if he's really the film buff he claims to be...

@anom3778

2 жыл бұрын

@@mennoknight78 ya this is actually huge.. I didn't catch it the first time through but I'm starting to doubt Greg's competence

@drobinson-uo7ic

2 жыл бұрын

Gregg is only han though. He was forced to react to Tim's blatant disrespect towards the James Bond franchise.

@RancorousSea

13 сағат бұрын

I think the only time Gregg gives a movie lower than 4 stars is when he's doing it to get back at Tim

Gosh, I love this show so much. It makes me laugh every time :)

I love that they go out of the way to create visuals for the Greg's random ratings. "A little toy pistol filled with a soft drink". And there it is, a visual of a toy pistol filled with soft drink :D Edit: I love Greg's ability to look heart broken whenever Tim reminds him this is HIS show.

U are a legend for posting this Im gonna watch tf out of this over the next few days

8:07:04 I have a feeling that was Tim's actual wife saying "Aww," after Ayaka accepted Tim's proposal.

@squidincsquid

Жыл бұрын

1:01:45

RIP Tom cruise 9:36:35

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

eh good riddance. all he did was whimper

Thanks for uploading this. This is definitely a 5 bagger (and 2 bags of soda to go along with it).

1:36:05 First Joe Estevez appearance. (1:31:53 Tim reading his credits.)

@SpannyShot

2 жыл бұрын

What a veritable FEAST for us Estevezheads!

Season 7 of OCATC is one the greatest things ever created

i’m so so happy i found this. 12 hours of on cinema content… first time watching the show too.

@ValiantPixel

2 ай бұрын

How did you enjoy the experience? Did you also watch all the Oscar Specials and Decker and other extended universe stuff? I wish I could see all of this for the first time once again.

I'm at the 10 hour mark, and its delving into the sort of horror that actually makes me want to get sober.