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In case anyone’s counting, Rey Mysterio has had surgery 5 times in his left knee!

@brentsmith9134

5 ай бұрын

The greatest injury ad WWE has ever done, the modern one is boring 😂

@Rene-ij1ut

5 ай бұрын

I read that with Brian Zane's voice 😂

@mr.skateandwatch

5 ай бұрын

Remember kids, Don’t try this at home

@Spacewizzard090

5 ай бұрын

His left KNEEEEEEE, you say?

@shahidnyker2900

5 ай бұрын

Don't try this at home!

Booker's "Wut?" makes that all worth it. He made the scene even funnier.

@TivaWap1738

5 ай бұрын

i haven’t even watched the video yet, and i was just about to comment how this one better had made the list💀

@Number9Robotic

5 ай бұрын

don't forget JR slowly turning his head thinking "f this stupid company so hard"

The "I have had surgery 5 times in my left knee" is the best "do not try this at home" ad WWE have ever done, the new ones are not as convincing as back then

@fusion7246

5 ай бұрын

He's had at least couple more since then, a probably on or two on his right knee since then 😮

@kmajorleague

5 ай бұрын

I was most convinced by them lifting Benoit onto the stretcher. Whenever I think of those ads it’s that image that comes to mind

Fun fact about Macho man's snake bite, the snake died two weeks later and Macho man joked that the snake had been poisoned by him 😂

@capclip9

5 ай бұрын

Well duh, name me one time a snake did coke and lived to tell the tale

@BreakerX42

5 ай бұрын

That's literally a Chuck Norris joke

@stevencowan37

4 ай бұрын

@@BreakerX42 Not only is it a Chuck Norris joke, it's a Chuck Norris joke that made it into the script of The Expendables 2, where it is told by Chuck Norris

I kind of want to see a list for the toughest wrestlers (kayfabe only) now. I mean, Mick Foley falling off the cell is impressive, but it doesn't hold a candle to Mickie James being struck by a train, Edge being sent to hell, Big Show falling off a skyscraper, or R-Truth exploding.

@therealangelalexander1858

5 ай бұрын

Remember when Rey Mysterio and Malakai Black were thrown off titan towers but came back like a week later absolutely fine? 😭

@Chalk0073

4 ай бұрын

work or shoot the answer is Haku

If Jey Uso and Otis’ Injury Report was not made by ChatGPT, I don’t know what is. 🤣

Honorable mention: *ELEVATED LIVER ENZYMES*

@user-wy7pc5mu2q

5 ай бұрын

It’s a real thing IDIOT

@BoogalooBartholomew

5 ай бұрын

I'm 90 percent sure those were real. A bunch of matches from that card got changed around last minute,

@cameronbigley7483

2 ай бұрын

​@@BoogalooBartholomewFrom what I remember, it was a side effect of steroid use?

@BoogalooBartholomew

2 ай бұрын

@@cameronbigley7483 Not sure what caused it.

2003 Kane was something else.

@nosickl

5 ай бұрын

And then his momentum got killed ... again

@rayhoyer4829

5 ай бұрын

​@@nosicklfacts.

Mysterio lost an eye and then regrew it. I don’t think you can get crazier than that

@briwanderz

5 ай бұрын

Well a 70 year old woman giving birth to a hand live on Monday night raw, for me, is probably weirder.

@zanethind

5 ай бұрын

True

@zanethind

5 ай бұрын

​@@briwanderzthat's fair

In short... Otis ended up with a sore back and Jey pinched a nerve in base of his neck

Randy's fireball injury was so weird. God, I wish we had better memories of Bray's late runs.

I think my favorite consistent theme in these Surfshark ads is that Pete seems to be the only one who notices that everyone is slowly descending into madness.

@GummyBear556677

5 ай бұрын

It’s one of my favorite background things across the channels

@BigUncleStunna

5 ай бұрын

@@philipreid2542 well I've seen so many generic ad reads that it's nice to see channels get creative and a little silly with their ad reads every once in a while. The best ad segments on all of KZread easily goes to Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. Drew Gooden is a close second.

That injury report for Jey & Otis sounds like someone saying things, without actually saying anything at all, so they can pretend to be the smartest person in the room. 😂

@AndyDuphresne

5 ай бұрын

It makes perfect sense if you’re familiar with medical terminology. Source: am a certified EMT

@the_real_bin_chicken

4 ай бұрын

@@AndyDuphresne yeah, it made perfect sense to me too. i was pleasantly surprised with how they used actual medical terms. (Source: i am a psychiatric nurse)

The goldust getting electrocuted and developing a stutter was just……weird

@machinedhead1108

5 ай бұрын

Is that how we got the stutter? Lol. Never knew that

@irishviking383

5 ай бұрын

It wasn't just a stutter. Goldust supposedly got Tourette syndrome from being electrocuted.

Fireballs thrown in the face. I haven't seen that since Wrestling Society X!

@DaGreatGamblino

5 ай бұрын

My first live event as a kid was Memphis Wrestling in the Midsouth Coliseum. I experienced a great cage match and rough table spot at that show. I also witnessed Jerry "The King" Lawler throwing fire in a man's face. That was a first for me, and I was shocked as a kid!! 😳 I just couldn't believe the guy I watched on Monday Night Raw would horribly burn someone like that. 😅😂

6:54 at the time I thought she was legitimately having a panic or anxiety attack and they tried to cover it up and say it was a distraction attempt

I thought Shane ' sack being electrocuted should have been no.1 until I heard Cole talk about Jerry ' bleeding an*s😂

"I'm surprised he even made the cut for Blade Trinity, and that movie is..." *Wesley Snipes terrible scream* Me: "It sure is."

What would Jesús do?

One of the few times I actually watched the ad lol Good stuff there!

Blade Trinity is based AF. I love that film in all its bizarre glory.

Ok you know you're a nerd when I understood every word of Jey Uso and Otis’s “injuries” lol😅

Easily the best surf shark promo

You forgot to mention Rey Mysterio, getting thrown off a roof, even though there was a smaller roof underneath the roof. He still got thrown off the roof.

top 10 best spanish announcers table spots

@josephsnider8190

5 ай бұрын

Yea how is this not already a thing?

I like most videos as soon as I click them, and I never regret it. Top work as always WT team! 🙏🏼🙌🏼

Dude, that "cena got stabbed" shit was so dope as a teenager 🤣

Lucha Orton

The same people who watch the Superb Owl for commercials and the halftime show are really gonna love this video, and I agree with them as well as loving the list.

My favorite stupid one still has to be baron corbin throwing people off titan towers only on to a smaller roof

A Beyond Belief reference. Kudos 👏

Blown up in a limo not included? And similar but to a much lesser extent, stage collapsing on you?

@Wurzelknecht

5 ай бұрын

Paul! PAUL! I can't feel my legs, Paul!

@TiVo67

5 ай бұрын

@@Wurzelknecht he called him “Paul” that’s how you knew it was real.

We need justice for the Blade trinity

I never skip ur sponsors bcoz I knew they are gonna be funny

Bret Hart a generation hater made laugh out loud

I appreciate the opportunity that the editor used to sneak in Jonathan Frakes from his appearances in Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction

@starfox386

5 ай бұрын

Same. I'm currently re-watching the series on Tubi.

Damn, the snake biting Randy Savage's arm scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid. Way too young to see that unfold the way it did, lol

When i was young my grandfather would tell me wrestling was fake and i showed him the cobra bite and asked how is that fake and he told me that yes some of it was real but the guys fighting didnt really hate each other. I would get so mad at him for telling me this. Kids are so gullible.

Wow... Tempest cut himself off at the end. lol

Jake Robert’s’ second python was named Lucifer. Damien was made into Quakeburgers by John Tenta. His cobra was never named.

@mathewbarrie

5 ай бұрын

I've made this same comment before on another list where the cobra was erroneously referred to as Lucifer. I'm surprised that apparent wrestling fans keep making this mistake. This is basic wrestling trivia.

I remember thinking the snake bite to Triple Hs face was real. I was a kid at the time and no matter how many times my parents said it was fake I just didn't believe them and when he ripped the face appliance off, I felt so embarrassed for believing it to be real lol.

I'm actually fed up of listening to "wrestling fans" say that Jake's cobra was Lucifer. Lucifer was Damien's "big brother" (a bigger python), introduced after Damien was killed off. The cobra's name was never revealed.

Number one is *extremely* messed up when you know about the history of the injured person 😬

When The Chaperone came out I was around 15 yr old and I throughly enjoy it

1:51 ok, but when was Holly set on fire?!

The fancy medical term for "having an eye removed (intact)" is "enucleation."

fun list

No lie I fell asleep in the first 5 minutes of the Chaperone 😂😂 can’t even speak on it tbh

Savage's usual snake never attacked anyone because it was a python. Pythons don't bite, they squeeze. And there's no "make it safe" there. You may think pythons kill by preventing breathing, but this isn't the case. Prey dies too quickly for it to be oxygen deprivation and they don't exhibit the "turning purple/blue" that you see in victims of things like strangulation. We don't actually know how they kill, but the leading theory last I heard was that they cause cardiac arrest by squeezing their prey so hard that *the heart doesn't have room to beat* and just stops. Which is... terrifying, amazing, interesting, so very many things. But not something you want to introduce to a wrestling show. The king cobra's fangs got stuck in his arm, yeah. The snake wasn't gnawing on purpose, it was genuinely stuck. Had to hurt like hell. It couldn't have been easy to get it to bite, either. King cobras are iconic and terrifying, but they're actually pretty chill compared to a lot of snakes, including true cobras (which is to say, snakes in the naja genus; king cobra doesn't mean it's the biggest cobra, it means it preys on cobras. King snakes are snakes that prey on other snakes.). They're acutely aware of their ability to make people piss themselves in fear and they typically try to intimidate humans away rather than waste venom biting them. Venom is a precious resource, they can't waste it or they won't be able to eat. I'd have recommended a black mamba. Devenomized too, obviously. We're talking about the single most dangerous snake in the world. They're almost as physically imposing as king cobras, and here's a quick guide to getting a black mamba to bite: exist. You exist? Good, black mamba is ready to bite you. Their bite is also almost painless. Many times people don't even realize they've been bitten until they drop dead a half hour later. Yes, they actually kill that quickly. I wasn't kidding about them being the most dangerous snake in the world. If they actually have venom anyway. The only problem would be Jake avoiding being bitten too. Because like I said, they're Gandhi-in-Civilization-games aggressive.

2003 Kane was insane

I think we've all shared our share of stains and strains

After seeing that snake bite Savage on Saturday morning tv, there was no way in hell I could be convinced wrestling was fake as a kid.

For the Jey Uso and Otis bit, I've seen many a doctor write like that. It's not 100% accurate medically (it'd make more sense for nerve root impingement) but its definitely what a legit medical report sounds like. IDK why they would put that on TV like that tho.

Pretty sure the medical report means Otis had some bruising to his upper back while Jey had numbness in both arms. But it's WWE so its more likely that Otis discovered he was somehow related to Paul Bearer and Jey accidentally ate a dog.

I’m, was anyone surprised to hear that HOLLY MUSGRAVE was set on fire!?!? 😱

@laronnpowell1700

5 ай бұрын

Nope. Not at all..

Wait, when did Holly get set on fire?

Yoooo… As a younger man, I bit (no pun intended) on that snake bite to HHH face.. Don’t know why.. Bought that shit. Hook, line and sinker..

Bro I need the name of the song they use in back round does anyone know it

Goldust developing Tourette syndrome after being thrown into an electrical panel must be considered to be perfectly normal to the team at PFK.

I marked for anal bleeding at #1. You can just imagine Vince Mcmahon laughing his lungs out, backstage.

Honourable Mentions to Big Show and Rey Mysterio sustaining the "injuries" of being murdered by falling off of very high buildings.

Papa Shango cursing Warrior gets a bad rep in my book. It is what originally got little 9 year old me into wrestling. Switching from Saturday morning cartoons and seeing that…. I was hooked

@tempest apologize for your chaperone comment. That movie was a classic and the best film to come out of WWE studios EVER! thank you

Michael Cole: with all due respect Jerry Lawler is also suffering from... anal bleeding 😐 Booker T: WUT?? 😳😳 Jim Ross: for fuck's sake, Vince🤦‍♂

When the British say y'all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Didn’t RTruth get blown up once?

Great list Tempest. Knew that would appear but not at number 1. Yet you forgot to mention JR's look that said "Fuck this company"

Honestly Kane being a monster and attacking people doesn't surprise me that Shane's junk got hurt by electricity so for that one I don't think that's stange

WE WANT SAT‼️⁉️

Hey, I like Triple H in Blade: Trinity. The movie wasn’t good, but he was funny in it.

“wut” -booker t

04:04: It's still better than The Chaperone.

Wdym. The chaperone is a goated movie.

Please do Top 10. When Wrestler Staredowns and makes goosebumps AEW & wwe 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Why do I feel like I've heard about this twice? What happened with Holly, sir?

3:25 I looked this up on the 📰 because I thought this was so dumb it had to be true, right?

Bro I wont let you disrespect Blade like that . Its a good movie :(

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Cena being stabbed by Jesus in a nightclub a play on Jay-Z doing the same thing?

I love pandemic wrestling. Screw you tempest lol

Surfshark? Never heard of it, but I'm running out of things to watch in America to help with my insomnia. Streaming Under Restrictions Freaking Sucks! Help! Asking Really Kindly! Very Politely, Nicely!

The snake was defanged. If you watch the clip you can clearly see the snake had no fangs it would have felt like a bite from a toothless infant.

Holly has been set on fire? When did that happen?

By about the third one i was already wondering if the "anal bleeding" thing was going to be listed.. Jim Rosa's reaction to it was good also, you almost see him thinking why di i work here?? Also does being "pregnant with a hand" at 70 years old count as an injury??? Since was obviously not really pregnancy, even in kayfane.

Wait, this isn’t Simon

@ethanriptide

5 ай бұрын

It’s masked Simon

Goofy Wrestling For Life

John Cena stabbed by Jesus 😂😂😂

I think vince was ribbing Michal cole after one of his freakoff sessions. Would make sense why Michal cole has been with the company for 30 yrs

9:09 - I don’t know what this says about me, but that whole eye for an eye match was one of the dumbest things I ever saw. I’m a firm believer in show don’t tell. If you tell me, someone’s gonna get an eyeball poke out of their head, by God I want to see the eyeball get poked out. … I’m clearly a very disturbed individual

@KDB349

5 ай бұрын

The souls fan base made me develop a deep hatred for that "show don't tell" nonsense.

Looking back on it, Retribution really was everything awful about late stage dementia Vince McMahon rolled into one awful awful gimmick.

Still a better cowboy then Adam Paige

Sigh Tempest, electrocution means an electric shock to the point of death. Shane lived after his shock, so he was electrolysed but not electrocuted

@josephsnider8190

5 ай бұрын

But did his testicles survive?? 😂

@MarcGallagherMusic

5 ай бұрын

@@josephsnider8190 his kids were born in 04, 06 and 10 so yes they did!

@josephsnider8190

5 ай бұрын

@@MarcGallagherMusic That’s what I was wondering. But also, have we had DNA test verification that they are indeed his? Not adopted and/or no NDA agreements with the boss?

@KDB349

5 ай бұрын

@@josephsnider8190yes

Honestly, I actually liked the chaperone.

So are you guys just not doing Smackdown reviews anymore? Or have they been paywalled?

@johnj2784

5 ай бұрын

They are on a Monday afternoon as a joint review with collision on the WT podcast channel.

JBL chasing Mexicans across the border.... 😅

Rey mysterio is without a doubt one of the goat

Never forget the pandemic! WWE at it's dorkiest should always be mocked so that they never do it again!

yeeeeeeees

I wished JBL would go back to our boarder for real

9:43 Who the F is "Seth Rollis"?