Zzineohp

Zzineohp

Hey, it's me Zzineohp! Some of my videos are good.

"Bad" Grammar and "Good" Flags

"Bad" Grammar and "Good" Flags

How Many Sexes Are There?

How Many Sexes Are There?

is a Tomato a Fruit?

is a Tomato a Fruit?

The Morphology of Breasts

The Morphology of Breasts

How do Colloblasts Work?

How do Colloblasts Work?

Intro to Cladistics

Intro to Cladistics

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  • @dylanpowers8282
    @dylanpowers828214 сағат бұрын

    Ну со жноз хе! (And you can too!) *The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.* *gʷerh₃- (quick, swift, fast) > /kʷɛlo/ *bher- (bright, shining; brown). We’ll add a nominative suffix, but first, let’s look up the gender of *pwḱs (fox). It is masculine. *bhers > /bɛlr̩/ > /vɛlɨr/. This word was replaced by a loanword from Italian _marrone._ *pwḱs > /pʰusr̩/ > /pusɨr/ *lewp- (to jump, leap). We’ll add a present third-person singular suffix. *lewpti > /ɬeu̯pʰtʰɨ/ > /ʃeu̯pʰtsɨ/ > /ʃeu̯psi/ *h₁upér (over, above) > /uˈpʰɛl/ > /uˈpɛl/ > /upel/ PIE didn’t have a word for “lazy”, so the best I went with is *swel- (to be weak, to be feeble). To add an accusative suffix, let’s look up the number of *ḱwṓ (dog). It is singular. *swelm̥ > /rʷɛʃɔ̃/ > /rʷɛʃo/ > /r̝̊ɛʃo/ > /tsɛʃo/ *ḱwṓm > /sʷon/ So our final result is: *Күэло марон пусыр шеүпси упел цэшо сүон.* /kʷɛlo mɑron pusɨr ʃeu̯psi upel tsɛʃo sʷon/

  • @lef7147
    @lef714721 сағат бұрын

    This is my favorite thing I've watched after just binging KZread for like 12 hours today

  • @TwjordyjSnak
    @TwjordyjSnak2 күн бұрын

    I wish I was a trout

  • @TwjordyjSnak
    @TwjordyjSnakКүн бұрын

    me too

  • @hubb8049
    @hubb80492 күн бұрын

    I wonder how doing something like this but from Proto-Uralic would look like

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp2 күн бұрын

    Probably less interesting, we know a lot less about Proto-Uralic

  • @hubb8049
    @hubb80492 күн бұрын

    @@zzineohp that's sad :/ but it would still be doable right? or maybe even making a descendant from Proto-Ugric or Samoyedic could work 🤔 I might look into it

  • @RepublicOfChebokstan
    @RepublicOfChebokstan2 күн бұрын

    Hehe bérgaz... spanish speakers going off on this one

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp4 сағат бұрын

    people keep saying something like this, does that word mean something in Spanish, or is it just the softening of consonants that occurs in both languages?

  • @RepublicOfChebokstan
    @RepublicOfChebokstan4 сағат бұрын

    @@zzineohp bérgaz sounds like the spanish word "vergas" which means dicks

  • @RepublicOfChebokstan
    @RepublicOfChebokstan4 сағат бұрын

    @@zzineohp bérgaz sounds a lot like the spanish word "vergas" which means dicks

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu3 күн бұрын

    After reading about contract law cases that are decided by one (mis)placed comma, so I see value in prescribing a "standard formal english" for Certified Serious Business situations. But considering a moral failing to not use it in any less serious situation is dumb. And stop being so anal about spelling, as long as two words don't outright get confused.

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu3 күн бұрын

    The formation of Tone-sian is an educational look at how a language can develop phonemic tones. Cool! Also, it's a reminder of how damn WEIRD tonal languages sound to the western ear. The West Virhomenian languages sound like any other language in proximity to Europe. East Virhomenian ones, very similar aside from the tones, sound like robot martians are trying to speak it. Not at all... um, what's the auditory equivalent of "photogenic"? I don't know the right word.

  • @thijsbakker9799
    @thijsbakker97993 күн бұрын

    Yes I am, shut up

  • @Julia-ql9ix
    @Julia-ql9ix4 күн бұрын

    aren't there any languages that distinguish between words with those two sounds? There probably wouldn't be a symbol in the IPA for it if there wasn't.

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp4 күн бұрын

    i don't think any languages use that symbol

  • @someopinion922
    @someopinion9223 күн бұрын

    @@zzineohp Stupid old Danish joke: "I turned back at the doctor's door, since it had a sign: "Den næste dør"." It's a pun on 'dø?R' "dies" vs 'dœR' "door", so "The next (one) dies' vs. 'The next door', presumably with an arrow towards said door. So Danish distinguishes those two vowels and you don't know what you're talking about.

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp3 күн бұрын

    @@someopinion922 it distinguishes a and Œ? That example very much looks it distinguishes ø and œ

  • @someopinion922
    @someopinion9222 күн бұрын

    @@zzineohp Exactly. Because it's the rounded equivalent of ε (written 'æ') in Danish and no one claims otherwise. I don't know where you get that claim that it's the rounded equivalent of 'a'' Danish long vowels: i y u e ø o æ œ å a where œ has no written representation, it's written 'ø'. Somebody long ago proposed to represent it with an 'ö', thst didn't catch on.

  • @hielum1337
    @hielum13374 күн бұрын

    you're growing fast

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp4 күн бұрын

    Thanks! Pretty soon i'll be tall enough to go on the big ride

  • @hielum1337
    @hielum13374 күн бұрын

    @@zzineohp Hoping you don't come back

  • @kawo666
    @kawo6664 күн бұрын

    Clickbated by thumbnail

  • @lavender_verandah
    @lavender_verandah4 күн бұрын

    Ah yes, an Indo-European language using Chinese characters Sounds like how Tocharian would be if they were not extinct and is perpetuated till now

  • @PizzaRanger
    @PizzaRanger4 күн бұрын

    Bro where did you come from holy moly this is a pleasantly educationally and hilarious channel, you're the next jan misali hahaha

  • @Liam-ls4rn
    @Liam-ls4rn4 күн бұрын

    2:41 hol' up, what was rule #17?

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp4 күн бұрын

    *owo collapses into *ō

  • @valentinaaugustina
    @valentinaaugustina5 күн бұрын

    clicks :(

  • @albertmiller2electricbooga897
    @albertmiller2electricbooga8975 күн бұрын

    This has to be one of my new fav channels, just hope Marx doesn't get too much praise around here

  • @michaelnowak7384
    @michaelnowak73845 күн бұрын

    Had you taken 10 seconds longer to make the Japanese joke, I would have left assuming this was bs.

  • @blooflower1405
    @blooflower14055 күн бұрын

    this is the youtube video with probably the largest target audience ever

  • @stefan_popp
    @stefan_popp5 күн бұрын

    I can't believe you didn't use some video of a grey parrot speaking to show how a bird _would_ talk. You not having an animal's voice box kinda makes it impossible for you to sound like one without effects (which would have been cool to hear).

  • @aleksandertopolski895
    @aleksandertopolski8955 күн бұрын

    Finally someone who really explained how P.I.E works. Now how can I learn this sorcery?

  • @deadheat1635
    @deadheat16355 күн бұрын

    I was hoping you’d cover cats and/or dogs because they are actually pretty similar to humans and it’d be interesting to see how they’d sound.

  • @albertmiller2electricbooga897
    @albertmiller2electricbooga8975 күн бұрын

    Is that a Tom Sellick poster??

  • @lettuceandotherveggies715
    @lettuceandotherveggies7155 күн бұрын

    I didn’t even know you could whistle so kudos for that

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu5 күн бұрын

    You put way too much rigor and thought into this I love this. Seriously, kudos for putting so much effort into making articulation diagrams of animals' mouthes.

  • @IllidanS4
    @IllidanS45 күн бұрын

    Coming from a native language where "fruit" (collective, sweet) and "fruits" (plant parts) are completely different words, this argument is almost incomprehensible and completely banal at the same time. Even in English with, you know... HOMONYMS! Tomatoes are not fruit, but they are fruits.

  • @SisterSunny
    @SisterSunny5 күн бұрын

    this has actually been so cool, I love the fact that you actually tried to emulate what a fucking /komodo dragon/ would sound like amongst the aothers

  • @I_Love_Learning
    @I_Love_Learning4 күн бұрын

    Pro tip: Don't use slashes around linguists, you will get sent creepy recording of them pronouncing /komodo dragon/

  • @imnampun2625
    @imnampun26255 күн бұрын

    Bird sounds like Minecraft villagers and frog sounds like !Xoo language from South Africa

  • @Smitology
    @Smitology5 күн бұрын

    This is the ultimate collaboration between my favourite linguistics channel (zzineohp) and my favourite biology channel (zzineohp)

  • @elliot9336
    @elliot93365 күн бұрын

    Now make a trout conlang

  • @liquidoxygen819
    @liquidoxygen8195 күн бұрын

    When I was little I think I read in a Ripley's Believe it or Not that there was a man who could make numerous sounds by farting. I misinterpreted that to mean he could make _any_ sound by farting, including fluent speech

  • @laithtwair
    @laithtwair6 күн бұрын

    Yet another banger

  • @TheDurentator2000
    @TheDurentator20006 күн бұрын

    My mouth mostly screams

  • @abbbbbby129
    @abbbbbby1296 күн бұрын

    a collaboration between you and EtymologyNerd would either save the world or destroy it

  • @topesimoes
    @topesimoes5 күн бұрын

    And with Human1001

  • @MURDERPILLOW.
    @MURDERPILLOW.20 сағат бұрын

    One speaks the truth, the other only lies

  • @carl8703
    @carl87036 күн бұрын

    What about other members of the Homo genus? Seems like that Neanderthals would be smart enough to speak like humans. What would their language(s) have been like?

  • @50gens
    @50gens6 күн бұрын

    Maybe they spoke indo european

  • @CristiChiri10
    @CristiChiri105 күн бұрын

    ​@@50gensthe neanderthals have gone extinct before proto-indo-european even existed 😅

  • @50gens
    @50gens5 күн бұрын

    @@CristiChiri10 Humans may have adopted their language when they went to that territory

  • @enricobianchi4499
    @enricobianchi44995 күн бұрын

    ​@@50gens Please for the love of God look up when Neanderthals stopped existing

  • @vampyricon7026
    @vampyricon70265 күн бұрын

    ​@@enricobianchi4499 Maybe they time travelled