UPnDOWN

UPnDOWN

Car-based waffle, spannering and road-tests featuring either my own cars, or visiting cars owned by friends or customers.

50% Citroen based, 10% TVR, 5% Hillman Imp and 35% everything else.

Videos have no schedule, but if they happen to release, they'll always go live @ 5...pm (UK time, aka 1700hrs) weekdays, or at some random algorithm-killing time on weekends.

For merch, more info or to contact me, visit: www.ihaveansm.com

(because I have a Citroen SM)

Consider sub?: kzread.info/dron/oH_tsP7wkTviMQQiqZZdlg.html

Meet Dumpit: My new car!

Meet Dumpit: My new car!

My BAD luck continues!

My BAD luck continues!

WHY does Hilda overheat?!

WHY does Hilda overheat?!

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  • @davidpaulik9877
    @davidpaulik987717 сағат бұрын

    this was the most not boring boring video i watched in my life. but. i am commenting this just so you get money... i still enjoyed the video.

  • @ambivalentonion2620
    @ambivalentonion262021 сағат бұрын

    I thought It was going to be them damaging It but this Is Terrible they should have payed you for that

  • @davidgavin7280
    @davidgavin7280Күн бұрын

    Well Paddy was crap on top gear, knows nothing about cars, I had a 16V in the early 90s and everyone thought it was cool. Fast, comfortable, spacious

  • @filmdyret
    @filmdyretКүн бұрын

    Great cars BX👌 I drove my BX14 all around Iceland in 1990. A fantastic roadtrip.

  • @chrisrumble2665
    @chrisrumble2665Күн бұрын

    DJR V8 Supercar. Weren't too successful but the AU dominated the V8 2 competition a few years later 😊

  • @simonmenzies3142
    @simonmenzies3142Күн бұрын

    I have a bmw 2002 and I have this same issue. For me for the time being I’m going to buy a ‘Roberts petite’ radio. As it will sit perfectly on the dash shelf. It has a built in battery. And it has Bluetooth. So I could connect my phone for KZread and play vids while on journeys, but have a better speaker. I feel it’s a great solution, as I also don’t want to cut holes in tbe dash for a radio. Or anywhere for speakers. I’m also thinking of fitting a second Bluetooth speaker for those longer trips. But for the small instant ones this will be my personal solution fkr now.

  • @simonmenzies3142
    @simonmenzies3142Күн бұрын

    I hope this is car ‘pride’ because that soils be quite troubling😂😂 Brilliant I love that others are coming round and finically speaking out agaisnt that horror show of a mafia This channel just found new support👍🏻👍🏻

  • @lloyd9819
    @lloyd9819Күн бұрын

    I think it's really strange this car got so much flack. I always thought it was really cool. Way cooler than some run of the mill SUV you can see 500 of in a day. NPC behaviour.

  • @JorgeFernandez-uc9qb
    @JorgeFernandez-uc9qbКүн бұрын

    I like Dumpit. It has grown on me. I love the interior. Good Luck with it.

  • @playlists1168
    @playlists11682 күн бұрын

    My dad owned the citroen BX GTi 16V and it was a beast! It beat many cars on the road back then

  • @Professional_Youtube_Commenter
    @Professional_Youtube_Commenter3 күн бұрын

    why you bothered mate. you got paid quite well I assume for them to use your car. nobody drove it. so no risk of damage to the car at all. They just commented on it. Yoiu make it sound like it's you child that got piss taken out of... i can tell you're not a dad. Because only a childless person would take to getting so insulted about their posession being roasted.

  • @UPnDOWN
    @UPnDOWN2 күн бұрын

    How much do you get paid commenting on KZread videos, then?

  • @gannonsgarage3265
    @gannonsgarage32653 күн бұрын

    lots of salted roads make cars like this disappear😔My first car was a 97 Saxo 1.1 with the key panel immobiliser

  • @JohnAdams-kc8wx
    @JohnAdams-kc8wx3 күн бұрын

    Cheap French cars are great, we have a 2009 1.2 Clio and I actually q enjoy keeping it going. Have to say it’s actually pretty reliable anyway

  • @robin_marriott
    @robin_marriott4 күн бұрын

    I don’t think you should put an imaginary price on it. With a car of that vintage and value, if you’d paid £5/6/700 for it, you’d be able to sell it for that after a year or so, giving you a net loss of £0.

  • @UPnDOWN
    @UPnDOWN4 күн бұрын

    Fair point. I haven't put a value on it, yet.

  • @stevewhite1444
    @stevewhite14444 күн бұрын

    Was marshalling the truck racing meeting at thruxton this weekend and was involved with the JSCC which is essentially younger drivers ( I think 14 years up) racing identical Citroen Saxo cars which got me thinking change the badge and go racing?

  • @UPnDOWN
    @UPnDOWN2 күн бұрын

    Why would I need to change the badge? The JSCC use this exact model! But in a dream world, yes, I'd do exactly that!

  • @bondbug73
    @bondbug734 күн бұрын

    Ha! I think Mini HubNut would like this conversion.

  • @123willbishop
    @123willbishop4 күн бұрын

    He may not like your bx, but he doesnt hold a candle to Jezza

  • @robertsedgwick1629
    @robertsedgwick16295 күн бұрын

    i think the stalks on a sevel van take some beating for shite feeling 😱

  • @solent7430
    @solent74305 күн бұрын

    So you were the exhaust hooligan I heard around LOS & Newgate Lane then 😂 I’ve yet to see you locally however

  • @UPnDOWN
    @UPnDOWN2 күн бұрын

    Oh no, that's the pop & bang brigade! I'm not in that.

  • @DimitarStanev
    @DimitarStanev5 күн бұрын

    Having driven both a very ropey late CX Athena and an extremely early and meticilously kept CX2000 i'd say the Diravi steering is what makes that car. Obviously the early car's steering is very heavy at super slow speeds but ok when you get moving, the problem i found was when navigating longer curves the force needed to turn the steering seemed to increase drastically at a certain point and made the car feel rather pondorous and unwieldy, there was also a savage self-centering force even without diravi, which makes it hard to exit a corner smoothly as the wheel unwinds the 15 billion rotations you've made just to make the thing turn. At motorway speeds it's great as all CXs but around town i found it annoying. Unless the one i drove had something wrong with it, i'd say diravi is >50% of the driving experience of that car. Makes it feel so much more playful and laid-back at the same time and the feeling of being able to flick around this boat of a car without much movement or effort is awesome.

  • @alanreilly2754
    @alanreilly27545 күн бұрын

    Lambo crash ' Karma!

  • @alanreilly2754
    @alanreilly27545 күн бұрын

    McGuiness - big red flag!

  • @plum66
    @plum666 күн бұрын

    If the only job being done is changing the strut boot/bellows, it can be done on the car without removing the strut from the steering knuckle. Just depressurise the suspension amd release the strut from the top nut as you would do it removing it. Using a long bar, lever the lower arm down against the bouncyness of the lower arm bushes. The strut pushed down will then clear the inner wheel arch enough to get the bellows removed and refitted. This reduces the job to under 20mins. Easier with an assistant on the bar but still possible single-handed. Take care to not shower dirt from the wheel arch onto the exposed hydraulic ports on tbe strut piston. Good luck

  • @jazzdirt
    @jazzdirt6 күн бұрын

    Earned you a sub... I don't actually like Citroën all that much. (They kinda pioneered commercial front wheel drive, I don't like front wheel drive... Personal thingy, pay no mind) My eye fell on the vid because I have a mate that loves the BX. He's had several over the years (last one was a Digit), never a 16V, but I know he'd love to have one... I also remember him always pulling away in the thing, because I actually did have to brake for speedbumps in my car.... But even though I don't like Citroën per se, I still ended up sticking around to the end.. So yeah sub well-deserved..

  • @robertngreen6
    @robertngreen66 күн бұрын

    Brilliant! I love Dumpit even more now I can see how little everything costs!

  • @tristanpage6805
    @tristanpage68056 күн бұрын

    Great content

  • @iangrice329
    @iangrice3296 күн бұрын

    Fix the old one. Of get one from a scrap yard.

  • @dean3631
    @dean36316 күн бұрын

    Your video was the first recommended video after i passed a bx on the highway. What are the odds right. But am i glad i clicked on this loved hearing this story you have a great presenting personality. Definitely subscribing to see what comes next

  • @tweed532DaveH
    @tweed532DaveH6 күн бұрын

    Yeh gods, did they use string as plasiguage for big end clearances??? Or waiting for the valves to self pocket the pistons? 😮🇬🇧

  • @owensteele1645
    @owensteele16456 күн бұрын

    I had a Citroen ZX with the same switch. That was a nice car as well. Good luck with Dumpit.

  • @mikecleasby709
    @mikecleasby7096 күн бұрын

    Power…….less is more?? 🤔😆

  • @grumpy2.0
    @grumpy2.07 күн бұрын

    I'm looking forward to years of these little updates

  • @gregoryharris4840
    @gregoryharris48407 күн бұрын

    Writing ‘nasty things’ in the comments.

  • @Mancozeb100
    @Mancozeb1007 күн бұрын

    What the heck is that noise as he’s starting - sounds like he’s using a hammer drill to start it. It worked though. Job’s a good’un !

  • @Mancozeb100
    @Mancozeb1007 күн бұрын

    Or maybe there’s a little bit of conrod sticking out somewhere 😅

  • @tiagobelo4965
    @tiagobelo49656 күн бұрын

    Since it seems to go away once it started I'd guess it's just super high compression and the utter lack of anything designed to make the engine quiet

  • @Invisibleman7
    @Invisibleman77 күн бұрын

    😂😂

  • @davidcooke6803
    @davidcooke68037 күн бұрын

    The wonder of being able to lock the doors before you close them is also the biggest disadvantage when you lock the keys in the ignition!🤣 I did it once with the most secure Leyland Maxi in the world, because k couldn’t get into it again, nor could my friend who was a mechanic!🙄 I love this content and ‘dump it’s is great bud!

  • @UPnDOWN
    @UPnDOWN7 күн бұрын

    Ah, but you can't do it with the driver's door, so the odds of that happening are reduced (though still possible that one day I'll be putting a brick through a back window...)

  • @davidcooke6803
    @davidcooke68036 күн бұрын

    @@UPnDOWN the lady who was in the date with me at the time wasn’t impressed as it was November at Birling Gap…..in the rain…..and dark! Never saw her again, no sense of humour bud😎🤣