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  • @perfectomprg
    @perfectomprgКүн бұрын

    pork chops are the only food you need

  • @perfectomprg
    @perfectomprg2 күн бұрын

    I love these serious parodies of the original content. ‘There’s enough electricity there to fry an elephant’ is just hilarious compared to ‘who wants a body massage’

  • @joshmg25
    @joshmg252 күн бұрын

    “There’s no retard in team.” I’m surprised no one said that yet.

  • @michaelfisher7170
    @michaelfisher71703 күн бұрын

    "My uncle touches me in ways I don't like." "Shouldn't you talk it out with him?" "Wow...I never thought of that, thanks gay sailor guy!" GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

  • @FuzzyFoot58
    @FuzzyFoot585 күн бұрын

    Why does Roadblock look so menacing in this?

  • @samuelbrown7831
    @samuelbrown78315 күн бұрын

    0:25

  • @garrettinthemiddle1219
    @garrettinthemiddle12196 күн бұрын

    0:25 that's shipwrecks job

  • @soleyius360
    @soleyius3607 күн бұрын

    CHOCO

  • @perfectomprg
    @perfectomprg10 күн бұрын

    These fake GI Joe voiceovers are hilarious

  • @cwolf208
    @cwolf20811 күн бұрын

    0:20, his head shrinking for no discernible reason

  • @cwolf208
    @cwolf20811 күн бұрын

    BEH

  • @cwolf208
    @cwolf20812 күн бұрын

    Detect did you know you gonna tell me thing I done runnin

  • @cwolf208
    @cwolf20812 күн бұрын

    "Bet you won't touch that button, bitch"

  • @GhostWarrior-77
    @GhostWarrior-7719 күн бұрын

    Spirit he a native American person

  • @Nemesis_T_Type
    @Nemesis_T_Type23 күн бұрын

    Jamaica mon fuss, mi nearly dead wit laugh Ah watch the people rush the door like harbour shark So come! Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida Fun time deh yah, ah time fi de busrida Now!

  • @cybertoad5641
    @cybertoad564125 күн бұрын

    For an 80’s cartoon this is animated really nicely

  • @Dwigt_Rortugal
    @Dwigt_Rortugal25 күн бұрын

    I tell my kids, "If you're going to do something stupid, be smart about it." Stupid happens. We used to explore all manner of unsafe places when we were kids.

  • @jfranco_official
    @jfranco_official25 күн бұрын

    John Redcorn! 🙂

  • @pipsteractivelyparticipated
    @pipsteractivelyparticipated26 күн бұрын

    Nandesuka? Kimono dairu a dadake mateku dasai.

  • @pipsteractivelyparticipated
    @pipsteractivelyparticipated26 күн бұрын

    Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi

  • @pipsteractivelyparticipated
    @pipsteractivelyparticipated26 күн бұрын

    Hey aren’t you Buzz Lightyear? I love your movies.

  • @pipsteractivelyparticipated
    @pipsteractivelyparticipated26 күн бұрын

    FUN TIME DE YAH A TIME FOR THE BUS RIDE

  • @MiddleEasternBorder
    @MiddleEasternBorder26 күн бұрын

    Boy: Run to the stream! Also Boy: and roll to the ground to smother the flames. Now we Know!!

  • @MiddleEasternBorder
    @MiddleEasternBorder26 күн бұрын

    "Never play on water alone..." LOL really?

  • @janemyers4366
    @janemyers4366Ай бұрын

    To infinity and beyond! 0:11

  • @janemyers4366
    @janemyers4366Ай бұрын

    Deep Six: From the magic within our hearts. Kid: (screams) 0:08

  • @kellyscout-vw4mz
    @kellyscout-vw4mzАй бұрын

    1🇺🇲🌈🎄🏴‍☠️🏆📻📜🧇☕🚬💪🥷🏽🏈, KIDS THERES A FIRE IN THERE...AND A NINJA YET ... HUH ... HUH ...

  • @kellyscout-vw4mz
    @kellyscout-vw4mzАй бұрын

    1🇺🇲🌈🎄🏴‍☠️🏆📜📻🚬💪🥷🏽☕, 🏈 ., / AND SO AFTER BEING MURDERED GI JOE: BARBEQUE BECAME SANTA CLAUS...HES WAS MURDERED BY CODENAME: SNAKES EYES AHHH.../_ \ _- ., 🏈, IT IS DONE...THAT IS CODE: ISRAEL...YOU ARE TO VALUABLE TO AMERICA TO SLIP INTO THE HANDS OF ANY UNKNOWN POTENTIAL ENEMY...

  • @kd4pba
    @kd4pbaАй бұрын

    But what's the other half of the battle?

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845Ай бұрын

    shipwreck needs to mind his own damn business

  • @PaleHorseShabuShabu
    @PaleHorseShabuShabuАй бұрын

    If you watch it on mute, it looks like the kid is chasing the stacked blonde at the beginning, panics at the sight of the hot redhead, and then runs into Alpine.

  • @PaleHorseShabuShabu
    @PaleHorseShabuShabuАй бұрын

    *PORK CHOP SANDWICHES* _Ingredients_ 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 thinly sliced yellow onion 3 bone-in pork chops (about 1/2 inch thick and 8 ounces each) 1/2 cup all purpose flour 1/2 cup vegetable oil 6 tablespoons mayonnaise 6 tablespoons whole grain mustard 3 potato buns (or burger buns of choice), lightly toasted salt and pepper to taste _Instructions_ Melt butter in a skillet over medium heat. Add onions, lightly season with salt and pepper and sauté for 6 to 8 minutes or until onions are soft and have just started to brown. Remove heat and set aside. Season pork chops with salt and pepper. Dredge each in flour, shaking off any excess, so each chop is coated in a thin layer of flour. Heat oil in a large skillet with tall sides over medium heat. Once oil is hot carefully add pork chops and pan fry on each side for 4 to 5 minutes or until pork chops have slightly browned on the outside and just cooked through. Transfer pork chops to a cooling rack. Spread mayonnaise and mustard onto the tops and bottoms of each toasted bun. Top each bottom bun with a pork chop and pile onions on top. Gently press the top buns onto each sandwich and serve immediately.

  • @Idonthaveanythingtodo
    @IdonthaveanythingtodoАй бұрын

    this is the type of videos that age badly man...

  • @mynameisslimepunx
    @mynameisslimepunxАй бұрын

    I agree with gi Joe never give no stranger an address they will murder u or kidnapped u do not talk to strangers

  • @DanielMcGillis-xs6rt
    @DanielMcGillis-xs6rtАй бұрын

    It would have been finnier is he told him to take a seat.

  • @PaleHorseShabuShabu
    @PaleHorseShabuShabuАй бұрын

    “Johnny, don’t steal that bike! You’re white!”

  • @PaleHorseShabuShabu
    @PaleHorseShabuShabuАй бұрын

    Scarlett: "Because you hung in there!" Me: "Speaking of hung, Scarlett, c'mere."

  • @PaleHorseShabuShabu
    @PaleHorseShabuShabuАй бұрын

    A young Michael Vick is scarred for life.

  • @JMFabiano
    @JMFabiano2 ай бұрын

    Still wishes Cobra got to do some PSAs.

  • @JMFabiano
    @JMFabiano2 ай бұрын

    Not the same without hearing rasta music.

  • @fabianestrada5689
    @fabianestrada56892 ай бұрын

    This is what America needs more of. Bring back the real America heros.

  • @alanovski.
    @alanovski.2 ай бұрын

    I fucking haxx0red your mom's ass last night

  • @parkfun101
    @parkfun1012 ай бұрын

    It would be funny if they had Cobra trying to give kids bad ideas, then G.I.JOE characters come to point them in the right direction. Cobra Commander: Jimmy, intimidate your brother and tell him to do your chores or you'll tell Mom that he broke a dish. Jimmy: Broke a dish? Cobra Commander: Breaks a dish Duke walks in: Cobra Commander flies off laughing... Duke says: Do your chores and tell your Mom who really broke the dish. Jimmy: Now I know Duke driving away: And knowing is half the battle Jimmy's Mom: Punishing Jimmy for breaking a dish and saying that Cobra Commander has time to barge into a random person's house just to break a dish. 😮

  • @kubazenigma2587
    @kubazenigma25872 ай бұрын

    Scarlett has always been my favorite female Joe, followed by Cover Girl.

  • @colelynam6385
    @colelynam63852 ай бұрын

    OMG! Deep Six resembles Buzz Lightyear!

  • @colelynam6385
    @colelynam63852 ай бұрын

    As they always say, practice makes perfect.

  • @janemyers4366
    @janemyers43662 ай бұрын

    0:20 Barbecue's eyes are staring into your soul.

  • @luigiguy6252
    @luigiguy62522 ай бұрын

    The boy looks like Tim from Magic School Bus

  • @shmehfleh3115
    @shmehfleh31152 ай бұрын

    Porkchop sandwiches!

  • @pluviuslilon
    @pluviuslilon2 ай бұрын

    The other half is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh