"We're nothing to women but an amusement park ride with life insurance." -Al Bundy
@Barsavius2 күн бұрын
Christopher Currier in Oceanside CA showed me this, he smokes meth, beats women, and sleeps with his sister.
@LukeSkyjumper-im3hq2 күн бұрын
Okay but what about kicking? 😇
2 күн бұрын
darling you discuss feminaszis not woman. Women don't talk shit ROFL
@annajordan2432 күн бұрын
P Diddy disagrees
@therealkatz57093 күн бұрын
this has to be his best bit, im dying on the floor lmao
@Champwsox052 күн бұрын
I'm high as hell and I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard.
@StrangerfromEarth14 күн бұрын
No reason to hit a woman? Well, why are we letting men pretend to be women and then enter a ring and hit women?
@TheWallforUsefulidiots4 күн бұрын
Bills big fear. His wife flips off trump at a televised ufc event. No reason to hit a woman?
@realityisawasteland5 күн бұрын
Women with a newborn don't have multiple men after the baby is born. Lost my baby and woman for her cheating. Really?
@conspirancytheories5 күн бұрын
I come here when I am bored!!
@enlightenedenlightened72435 күн бұрын
7:09 he gotta let it out.
@jzabala105 күн бұрын
This is comedy gold
@garwynrosser89076 күн бұрын
He doesn't skip a beat... I'll give him that.
@Ragmatras7 күн бұрын
The champagne of victory, fuck that’s good
@anthonyreal17 күн бұрын
omg this is great
@FutureAbe8 күн бұрын
The logic here doesn’t add up.. If there really are reasons, then Bill wouldn’t follow it with “you just don’t do it”. Because what he’s saying there is that there isn’t actually a real reason. Or a legitimate reason anyway
@Paul-hi1qo11 сағат бұрын
Burr is the world's most glorified shock comedian. Nothing he says makes sense. You're supposed to just laugh at the anti-PC part of it, which I guess is kinda funny. The premise is stupid.
@MR-op3mo9 күн бұрын
What an ass.
@robfalls31809 күн бұрын
This shit makes so much sense I'm 16 and have learnt so much about woman and its like this guy went out with my girlfriend, it educational thank you
@Jmanmusician9 күн бұрын
I like how he poetically draws it out
@jaakkoeskola28719 күн бұрын
We need a sitcom with a couple: Burr’s woman & Chappelle’s white guy…
@nicholasadams953512 күн бұрын
"Its gonna fuckin rust." 😂😂
@damnyankeefl15 күн бұрын
EVERY DAY!
@chriskyle689116 күн бұрын
So many things about this make it great, but #1 is that he chose a topic that's something that nobody really ever disagrees with and found a hilarious way to disagree with it. Unbeatable premise.
@Paul-hi1qo11 сағат бұрын
Or he just stole it from Chris Rock. Which is exactly what happened.
@midnightblue187417 күн бұрын
"...talking about hitting woman sweetheart and i think you just added another reason" 😖😄😂🤣
@PO-si4ty18 күн бұрын
Champagne of Victory indeed🎉
@blue7lvn24519 күн бұрын
"im starting to turn this franchise around"
@davogotland20 күн бұрын
i mean, this just might actually lower the amount of domestic violence against women. he's basically doing "i understand your frustration" to all the immature fucks who would resort to violence, making them feel seen, which they didn't get to feel with their parents when they were kids. and then he goes "but if you get mad, you lose the argument", thereby incentivizing these immature men to not hit the women they shouldn't have started dating in the first place, but they still did, because of the fucked up attachment pattern they inherited from their parents. ok, i'll allow it.
@darinheinz255422 күн бұрын
The way he uses the mic stand to stir the cauldron is straight-up *chef's kiss*
@sandermez385623 күн бұрын
goddamn the 80s where good. It rly hit me how good times where. Im 40, sleeping on a mattress on the floor with roommates and he's talking about getting kicked out and having to sleep in an apartment alone, with a futon and ive never experience such luxury in my life!
@ErikLeber-td7oj23 күн бұрын
It's almost like he's somehow surprised that women are that arrogant.
@ktyther26 күн бұрын
Lolololol.
@sheridanwhiteside650328 күн бұрын
Women are the masters of gaslighting. There are thousands of reasons.
@wretchedrue7859Ай бұрын
When you get to 1:28 😂😂😂
@Dejays_lifestyleАй бұрын
Stole this from Chris rock 😂
@watchreport18 күн бұрын
He did. It was longer and he changed it up, and when he recorded this, like 2010 or 2012, it was relevant to what was going on in current media, but yes Chris Rock did a version of it in the 90s.
@DuaLeaDАй бұрын
What amazes me about Bill Burr is how he can go off-script interacting with the audience and still deliver funny line after funny line. It takes a lot of intelligence and quick thinking on your feet to do comedy. It's a fine art and this is when he does his best work. And taking taboo topics defiant in the face of society, while making them funny is something that takes some real guts.
@user-vf8yr6hh1uАй бұрын
"Not every ass beating falls out of the sky." LMAO as a girl, agreed.
@grubstaАй бұрын
😂 before all this red pill shit popped off, The Bill Burr archives were the only place to help me relax.. made me feel like I wasn’t the only one going through this bs. It’s like this guy, he gets it.
@Alphawolf_BodybuildingАй бұрын
Frank Murphy lol
@calvin013Ай бұрын
Damn.... this STILL stands as one of the best-executed bits. On the line of Eddie Murphy's cookout. Damn... nailed it.
@pats5375Ай бұрын
I think your show name should be bill balls. Because you will take on any taboo topic and make it funny! That's genius! Everything you said was right on point and true And hilarious! I agree, It shouldn't be something we could discuss in society. But everyone is hypersensitive and pc. And woke so. Free speech is flying out the window. But I'm glad you are a Warrior for fighting to keep that right. I'm rambling so I'll shut up now
@HerbertHancock-pc1vxАй бұрын
Ego hhhhaaaaaaa
@HerbertHancock-pc1vxАй бұрын
Listen upppp haha
@theScarletSprigАй бұрын
I'm here again - I'm happy to say my partner doesn't play these games, but I'm here because after making some (I think) fairly solid points about the toxicity of implying that modern female artists/authors have a harder time than male ones (points my partner agrees with me on, I might add) I got a few likes but I also got a few angry comments from circlejerking women who attack me personally before lezzing out on each other about how right they all are, and it makes me sick to my stomach, but it also hurts my feelings, tbh. Had to hear Bill talk about this. Made me feel better. (Was just rereading my comment before leaving it, and the irony hit me that I left a comment as a male writer saying I felt I wasn't allowed to be personal, and I got attacked for it. HUH)
@neondeoinАй бұрын
Wed 15 Sep, 1993. Thebarton Theatre, Adelaide. REPRESENTING!! Gig have NOT quickly forgotten.. In fact, it still plays anytime in my recollections. Magnified here
@TitleistGuyАй бұрын
"Were you fucking with it ...."
@LightBringer-by3toАй бұрын
W BILL
@stephenh7336Ай бұрын
I miss PreMarried....I mean PreWoke Bill. ;)
@PUNKMYVIDEOАй бұрын
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!
@commiezombie2477Ай бұрын
It shouldn't be awkward. She needs to keep her fuckin hands to herself.
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"We're nothing to women but an amusement park ride with life insurance." -Al Bundy
Christopher Currier in Oceanside CA showed me this, he smokes meth, beats women, and sleeps with his sister.
Okay but what about kicking? 😇
darling you discuss feminaszis not woman. Women don't talk shit ROFL
P Diddy disagrees
this has to be his best bit, im dying on the floor lmao
I'm high as hell and I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard.
No reason to hit a woman? Well, why are we letting men pretend to be women and then enter a ring and hit women?
Bills big fear. His wife flips off trump at a televised ufc event. No reason to hit a woman?
Women with a newborn don't have multiple men after the baby is born. Lost my baby and woman for her cheating. Really?
I come here when I am bored!!
7:09 he gotta let it out.
This is comedy gold
He doesn't skip a beat... I'll give him that.
The champagne of victory, fuck that’s good
omg this is great
The logic here doesn’t add up.. If there really are reasons, then Bill wouldn’t follow it with “you just don’t do it”. Because what he’s saying there is that there isn’t actually a real reason. Or a legitimate reason anyway
Burr is the world's most glorified shock comedian. Nothing he says makes sense. You're supposed to just laugh at the anti-PC part of it, which I guess is kinda funny. The premise is stupid.
What an ass.
This shit makes so much sense I'm 16 and have learnt so much about woman and its like this guy went out with my girlfriend, it educational thank you
I like how he poetically draws it out
We need a sitcom with a couple: Burr’s woman & Chappelle’s white guy…
"Its gonna fuckin rust." 😂😂
EVERY DAY!
So many things about this make it great, but #1 is that he chose a topic that's something that nobody really ever disagrees with and found a hilarious way to disagree with it. Unbeatable premise.
Or he just stole it from Chris Rock. Which is exactly what happened.
"...talking about hitting woman sweetheart and i think you just added another reason" 😖😄😂🤣
Champagne of Victory indeed🎉
"im starting to turn this franchise around"
i mean, this just might actually lower the amount of domestic violence against women. he's basically doing "i understand your frustration" to all the immature fucks who would resort to violence, making them feel seen, which they didn't get to feel with their parents when they were kids. and then he goes "but if you get mad, you lose the argument", thereby incentivizing these immature men to not hit the women they shouldn't have started dating in the first place, but they still did, because of the fucked up attachment pattern they inherited from their parents. ok, i'll allow it.
The way he uses the mic stand to stir the cauldron is straight-up *chef's kiss*
goddamn the 80s where good. It rly hit me how good times where. Im 40, sleeping on a mattress on the floor with roommates and he's talking about getting kicked out and having to sleep in an apartment alone, with a futon and ive never experience such luxury in my life!
It's almost like he's somehow surprised that women are that arrogant.
Lolololol.
Women are the masters of gaslighting. There are thousands of reasons.
When you get to 1:28 😂😂😂
Stole this from Chris rock 😂
He did. It was longer and he changed it up, and when he recorded this, like 2010 or 2012, it was relevant to what was going on in current media, but yes Chris Rock did a version of it in the 90s.
What amazes me about Bill Burr is how he can go off-script interacting with the audience and still deliver funny line after funny line. It takes a lot of intelligence and quick thinking on your feet to do comedy. It's a fine art and this is when he does his best work. And taking taboo topics defiant in the face of society, while making them funny is something that takes some real guts.
"Not every ass beating falls out of the sky." LMAO as a girl, agreed.
😂 before all this red pill shit popped off, The Bill Burr archives were the only place to help me relax.. made me feel like I wasn’t the only one going through this bs. It’s like this guy, he gets it.
Frank Murphy lol
Damn.... this STILL stands as one of the best-executed bits. On the line of Eddie Murphy's cookout. Damn... nailed it.
I think your show name should be bill balls. Because you will take on any taboo topic and make it funny! That's genius! Everything you said was right on point and true And hilarious! I agree, It shouldn't be something we could discuss in society. But everyone is hypersensitive and pc. And woke so. Free speech is flying out the window. But I'm glad you are a Warrior for fighting to keep that right. I'm rambling so I'll shut up now
Ego hhhhaaaaaaa
Listen upppp haha
I'm here again - I'm happy to say my partner doesn't play these games, but I'm here because after making some (I think) fairly solid points about the toxicity of implying that modern female artists/authors have a harder time than male ones (points my partner agrees with me on, I might add) I got a few likes but I also got a few angry comments from circlejerking women who attack me personally before lezzing out on each other about how right they all are, and it makes me sick to my stomach, but it also hurts my feelings, tbh. Had to hear Bill talk about this. Made me feel better. (Was just rereading my comment before leaving it, and the irony hit me that I left a comment as a male writer saying I felt I wasn't allowed to be personal, and I got attacked for it. HUH)
Wed 15 Sep, 1993. Thebarton Theatre, Adelaide. REPRESENTING!! Gig have NOT quickly forgotten.. In fact, it still plays anytime in my recollections. Magnified here
"Were you fucking with it ...."
W BILL
I miss PreMarried....I mean PreWoke Bill. ;)
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!
It shouldn't be awkward. She needs to keep her fuckin hands to herself.
i almost cried