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  • @whoami8434
    @whoami84343 күн бұрын

    Tay Zonday (whatever her name is) I would submit is actually what ruined this film for me. Every single scene she was in made me roll my eyes. That and the disappointingly shallow plot and complete lack of any mature (and consistent) themes. It was basically the Star Wars prequels with a veneer of “this is a big boy film”. PG themes with PG-13 violence 🤷‍♀️ However, I will say it does look good aesthetically and the “ah aaaaaah ah” sound track gets me every time (I’m a sucker for it). Everything else was immediately purged from my mind because it was completely meaningless

  • @recetasfaciles2816
    @recetasfaciles28165 күн бұрын

    Technically impressive, but not compelling or exciting, which is mandatory in this type of film, and I don't mean that it has action scene after action scene, but that the characters are interesting and the conflict is exciting. Ran and Kagemusha from Kurosawa are better than this one.

  • @pigozz
    @pigozz6 күн бұрын

    The old movie is way better. Much better pacing, better cast, AMAZING music, the movie more focuses on the spice and travel guild power, it has this eerie dreamlike atmosphere and great costumes as well (except barron harkonnen and mr eyebrows). I understand why its hated because of the creative liberties such as weirding modules or ending rain, but it ended the MOVIE. This one looks like a prologue to 4 additional movies., the whole shit is 6 hours long and explain less than Lynchs dune, its ridiculous

  • @shaqthanos4716
    @shaqthanos471611 күн бұрын

    10:19 AYO WHAT DID HE SAY???

  • @brianjordan3841
    @brianjordan384117 күн бұрын

    Wow another anti Godzilla review that will age like sour milk

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuck14 күн бұрын

    More like anti bad movie

  • @brianjordan3841
    @brianjordan384114 күн бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck it’s better then yer review hands down plain n simple

  • @nikoneo1174
    @nikoneo117417 күн бұрын

    Honestly i was looking everywhere for a "dune is bad" kind of video because i also think it's very boring and about nothing and it stroke why there's no long videos about dune. Because there's literally nothing to talk about, no character development, no improvement, no rasing stakes nothing. How can you point out a mistake when there's nothing to point at?

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuck16 күн бұрын

    Completely agree. I was surprised the video I made was as long as it was lol

  • @user-wi1ks5ss2p
    @user-wi1ks5ss2p17 күн бұрын

    This movie is a masterpiece

  • @user-wi1ks5ss2p
    @user-wi1ks5ss2p17 күн бұрын

    The best movie ever

  • @user-wi1ks5ss2p
    @user-wi1ks5ss2p17 күн бұрын

    Boring asssss fuck

  • @user-wi1ks5ss2p
    @user-wi1ks5ss2p17 күн бұрын

    Only thing good about this movie. Austin Butler

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuck12 күн бұрын

    Agreed

  • @user-wi1ks5ss2p
    @user-wi1ks5ss2p17 күн бұрын

    This movie sucked so much lol

  • @Plan-C
    @Plan-C19 күн бұрын

    I rage quit and uninstalled it at level 15, repetitive, bad targeting, frustrating.

  • @pattyb6003
    @pattyb600320 күн бұрын

    Agree that its kinda boring and shallow, but Paul is not a Mary sue.

  • @crescentmoon256
    @crescentmoon25620 күн бұрын

    melle fighting in intergalactic space wars setting is very odd

  • @guillaumegeorgeault3970
    @guillaumegeorgeault397021 күн бұрын

    It is normal that Paul wins, Paul sees in the future, he knows more than everybody else in the universe, his enemys don't even know he is still alive. He is the ultimate powerfull being (the Kwisatz Haderach, he knows everything about everybody, their past, present and future. He saw the hole thing in advance as soon as he drank the poison. But, if you listened to the dialogs, he knows that if he wins, he will kill billions with this holly war. He doesn't want to kill all of these people, but he seeks vengence. This movie is not about good wining against evil, it is about dilemas and it shows the dangers of heroism and religions, the fremen lost all their mental strenght because of the religion around paul they aren't fremen anymore they are pawns of the Bene Gesserit. Plus, Paul kills so many people for a "good cause". It is a hidden tragedy. Sorry if you didn't get the real meaning of the story and didn't enjoy it as it was.

  • @okao08
    @okao0821 күн бұрын

    I hated her from the beginning. How narcissistic she was from the beginning. She was selfish from the beginning. How can many GOT fans fcking love this maniac?

  • @littleredhen8205
    @littleredhen820522 күн бұрын

    I still have yet to be able to make it through Dune 1 without falling asleep. And this is coming from the person who binged The Terror overnight while on Nyquil and edibles. At this point I've just given up and will stick to Lawrence Of Arabia if I want a desert epic with minimal dialogue. That at least has palpable emotional depth. We need a new Oscar category for "Best navel-gazing pretentious cack disguised as blockbuster", it seems. Oh and I don't care how many times Tinseltown tries to foist him upon us as THE next hot ticket, Timothee Chalamet has all the rizz of soggy disintegrating newspaper.

  • @trevonpernell0814
    @trevonpernell081423 күн бұрын

    4:03; 6:49 THANK YOU!

  • @trevonpernell0814
    @trevonpernell081423 күн бұрын

    0:10 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

  • @joaodonate2388
    @joaodonate238827 күн бұрын

    I hated it... God...

  • @jabnap
    @jabnap28 күн бұрын

    Of course it's not the first male Mary Sue of the cinema. But definitely the most fucking annoying one.

  • @VanWinkle1776
    @VanWinkle177629 күн бұрын

    When im really sad and down on my luck I relive this beautiful moment

  • @AndyGrouch
    @AndyGrouchАй бұрын

    I hate these movies with a passion. Every single character is very annoying and the stupid "deep" rambling constantly is the nail in the coffin. The most overrated and overhyped franchise in recent film history. The visuals are spectacular, thats it. The original was better.

  • @mortem-tyrannis
    @mortem-tyrannisАй бұрын

    The 244 people who liked and agree dune pt2 sucked is for sure the minority and probably liberal.

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    lol pathetic

  • @samking2094
    @samking2094Ай бұрын

    WOW! Seems like there are lots of Fast & Furious type fans in the comments.... I'm guessing y'all think Oppenheimer was boring too! Well, at least y'all have plenty of Marvel movies to go see every year 😂😂😂

  • @samking2094
    @samking2094Ай бұрын

    I guess it makes sense that these young kids in the comments are gonna prefer shite like Madam Web and The Marvels over movies like Dune and Oppenheimer! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    Oppenheimer was also boring an unoriginal

  • @samking2094
    @samking20948 күн бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck Oppenheimer was good, even better on the 2nd viewing... And I don't know how you can call it "unoriginal" unless you're saying that a movie based on true events is unoriginal, and only completely fictional movies can be original?

  • @Jeremy74941
    @Jeremy74941Ай бұрын

    I am glad to hear a real review of this movie. I read the books there is no substance to the story. Perhaps I am comparing the book to the movie, the book guides my thoughts on the movie. They got the characters completely wrong. Perhaps I expected too much from this movie. The true story of Dune is difficult to explain. This movie dances around the true meaning of what Frank Herbert’s story is about. This came off to me shallow and uneventful. This could have been a good movie but it fell on its face. Thank you for being truthful. I wish I could have my money back on the dvd.

  • @deepelements
    @deepelementsАй бұрын

    I hated both films. Dune is the most overrated trash films of all time.

  • @via-anghelmagahum2586
    @via-anghelmagahum2586Ай бұрын

    I always knew Daenerys was going to fail. That she has tyrannical tendencies. 1. She grew up hearing nothing but Targaryen supremacy and entitlement from her bro. She never learned the real raw history of her house and how the people hated her father. She only heard the idealized version and it grew in her like it did Viserys a Targaryen arrogance and entitlement. 2. She never had good councilors who were effective politicians until later (Jorah Grey Worm and Barristan are military commanders Missandei is a lady companion). She never had good examples of how to lead and rule. 3. She’s a good conqueror but doesn’t think about the after. She’s good at taking over societies but she has little knowledge of how to really govern a realm and slowly implement change. Her rule in Meereen and freeing the slaves proves it. 4. She had little connection to the Westerosi people. She didn’t know how they operate how they are rules, how their government works. She was planning on destroying beloved and well established and older noble families if they didn’t submit and that wouldn’t go over very well. She wasn’t raised in their cultures. 5. Bringing foreign people to Westeros. Whether she likes it or not she cannot control the Dothraki, whose to say they wouldn’t rape and pillage in Westeros. Also food!!! Can Westeros produce enough food for the rapidly growing population when she brings hoards of Dothraki and Unsullied and her Dragons to Westeros? 6. She’s all or nothing and impulsive.

  • @SparkShadow212
    @SparkShadow212Ай бұрын

    The moment he started unintentionally quoting Manchester Black, I knew that he doesn't and will never understand the appeal of the superheroes he was tasked to handle.

  • @simondancaster8334
    @simondancaster8334Ай бұрын

    Denis’ Dune Uno had a fistful of flaws, not least grrrl-bossing Jessica, which totally cucked Paula’s dual with Fremen guy. And yes, big battle over in a blurry instant - wtf?? And where is the fucking Space-guild?? That’s the main reason they need the Spice! So they can pilot through the vast depths of space! It would’ve helped the lack of universe-building cred. But. And a Big Butt… Denis’ Dune The Difficult Follow-up, was boring! Timotei Challowmeh forgot to go through puberty between movies. Either that or he’s transitioning. You just know he couldn’t punch his way out of a wet paper-bag! I got “He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy” vibes. Pathetic villains! One expects Harkonnen the Barbarians but Fat Git, Bumbling Retard and Poseur aren’t even the Baader-Meinhofs of pickpockets. All dialogue delivered in flat, dull monotone to pretend to hint at profundity. Sardukar obviously on their day off. No threat. Bene Jizzerats a gaggle of geese. Surfing worm-riders reduced the sand-slugs to garden pests. STILL no Space Guild!? But.. And here’s the Biggest Butt by far, a butt plugging any pleasurable discharge of enjoyment at all! Resting Bitch-Face’s sour scowl evoking vague guilt for something you forgot, entitled moody spoiled brat, that time of the month (still??), glaring at me for hours was so excruciating I had to divorce myself from the viewing experience several times, go out and kill a cripple or set fire to a tramp, before I could reimmerse myself. Oh, and reading the books years ago didn’t help, in fact, it devalued considerably any entertainment factor I might’ve derived from Dune & Dumber.

  • @Emy-fv5ny
    @Emy-fv5nyАй бұрын

    Don't understand why some ppl are making a big fuss about these movies. They are long and boring and made me feel I don't want to know anything about the books or the universe of it.

  • @chazkhaira6621
    @chazkhaira6621Ай бұрын

    Agreed

  • @markjosemanders9778
    @markjosemanders9778Ай бұрын

    All Religions Are False! Soul does not exist! afterlife does not exist! jesus does not exist! satan does not exist! God does not exist! hope nonsense does exist!. everything has a cause! Can you make yourself? no! how can god make his own? can't! evidence! god doesn't exist! energy! the cosmos! the universe! cannot be created or destroyed, that is to say, has no beginning and no end! it has always existed! and will always exist! evidence! god didn't create universe! can you prove or explain that god exists! no! then god doesn't exist! everything has a cause! but god has no cause? what nonsense! god making his own out of nothing! and god who makes everything out of nothing! without evidence! or explaining anything! is logic? no! is madness! Soul and afterlife! People talk about energy! and a soul! that goes to afterlife! while that energy which is nothing more than body heat! What cannot be destroyed that's right! spreading everywhere! and perishes in everything! so what! Not going anywhere specific! is not consciousness either! There is no evidence for soul! and there is no evidence for afterlife! You have to prove something like that first before you can say that! Evolution and origin of life! You really think god made a man in sand blew on it and there's adam grab a rib from adam and there you have eva! That's how it went? because that's nonsense You never looked up origin of life! You never looked up evolution! Even if they don't know everything yet! they try to explain! and prove things! which isn't easy! is better than nothing! And claim things without evidence or explanation! that's the easiest thing to do, but that doesn't make it true! Origin of life talk about blocks of life! who by circumstances! originated! Step by step! small changes over time! And small mutation over time! And that counts for evolution too! they don't claim that something came out of nothing! The bible does that without explanation! without evidence! God! you need evidence first! that god exists! and has always existed! you need evidence first! that god has created something! especially what cannot be created! energy! the cosmos! the universe! you need evidence first! how god made his own out of nothing! and made everything out of nothing! you need evidence first! what does it matter to anyone in this world! you still have a very long way to go! for proving something! let alone explain something! before you can say anything about it!

  • @GGunit
    @GGunitАй бұрын

    Tony's reaction is all our reactions. wtf masterpiece did we just witness lol

  • @mindmural8761
    @mindmural8761Ай бұрын

    Adam Ray is amazing and so is Nicole tran that was awesome

  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopityАй бұрын

    I remember just listening to this on Spotify and when it got to this part of the show and Dr Phil came in with the first “happy new year” I got chills

  • @nightmarereject
    @nightmarerejectАй бұрын

    Same here. With not seeing it I was 😮

  • @3rd3y3zay7
    @3rd3y3zay7Ай бұрын

    This sounds like a Christmas album 😂‼️

  • @serroche
    @serrocheАй бұрын

    I liked the first, this was slow in pace and boring af, 3/10 bc it has nice visuals

  • @ClarkHathaway3238
    @ClarkHathaway3238Ай бұрын

    Absolutely braindead take

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    Explain yourself

  • @ClarkHathaway3238
    @ClarkHathaway323829 күн бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck He's completely wrong that there are only three action sequences in the film. There are many more. He also says that they "don't talk about anything interesting" which is just... wow. It's like political dramas and story arcs are boring to him. He's so completely media illiterate and intent on not enjoying it that there's not much I can really say in response. He's not fair to the film and just says he finds it dull. Man just doesn't like cinema I guess.

  • @Choppacity80491
    @Choppacity80491Ай бұрын

    I enjoyed this movie & ppl saying they don’t have the money is full of shit

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    My ticket was free with AMC A-list

  • @metalheadzaki
    @metalheadzakiАй бұрын

    It bombed because of franchise fatigue, every movie studio milked their IP too much people are sick of any movie franchise coming out these days. If mission impossible 9 and fast X can bomb i don't see furiosa having any chance.

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    What fatigue??? Fury road came out years ago

  • @metalheadzaki
    @metalheadzakiАй бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck so what if it came out years ago? that's not gonna stop people from being sick of sequels and franchises in general

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    @@metalheadzakithat doesn’t make sense because people aren’t seeing non-sequel movies either like Fall Guy.

  • @linus116
    @linus116Ай бұрын

    No it does not deserve better. I prefer to have Mad Max in my Mad Max movie.

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    Baby

  • @linus116
    @linus116Ай бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck Gen Zer

  • @linus116
    @linus116Ай бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck Gen Zer

  • @linus116
    @linus116Ай бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck Gen Zer

  • @linus116
    @linus116Ай бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuckGen Zer

  • @Preus-by8ru
    @Preus-by8ruАй бұрын

    Listening to all of that Woke feminist agenda paranoia rhetoric was the reason why I didn’t go see Fury Road in theaters. And then I ended up regretting it after watching it at home. That would’ve been a good movie to watch in IMAX/3D, especially with the sandstorm sequence.

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    What woke feminist agenda? The one in your head???

  • @Preus-by8ru
    @Preus-by8ruАй бұрын

    @@YourVideoEssaysSuck You misunderstood my statement. I was saying that I was tricked by all of that crybaby rhetoric about “Wokeness” that those clowns were preaching on KZread. So because of that I missed out on watching Fury Road in theaters. And now I regret it.

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    @@Preus-by8ruoh ok thank you for the clarification.

  • @Cozy_Lion
    @Cozy_LionАй бұрын

    Yeah I loved the movie! One of my favorites I have seen this year so far. I was very disappointed when I found out it wasn’t doing well which sucks. I would hope it does better as the weeks go by like elemental.

  • @WavesWatcher1
    @WavesWatcher1Ай бұрын

    This review is the TRUTH 🎬💥♥️

  • @millax-ev6yz
    @millax-ev6yzАй бұрын

    I agree with you but knew what I was getting into as I read the first book decades ago. I never understood the hype of the book, and from what I recall the movies follow that book pretty close. It just wasn't a story that appealed to me, but I guess other people do justifying making multiple movies on this thing. I'm giving up on trying to understand why people like this story

  • @noonadoona8736
    @noonadoona8736Ай бұрын

    I felt suckered in by the false attempt at reflection on colonialism. If this is considered a fair reflection of Frank Herberts novels then Frank is similarly irony impaired.

  • @roflcoptooooor
    @roflcoptooooorАй бұрын

    dune 1 was ok , the second part and the ending sucks so hard, its unbearable. one of the worst movies ever, its sooo bad. the old movie from the freakin 80s is much better

  • @YourVideoEssaysSuck
    @YourVideoEssaysSuckАй бұрын

    I actually watched the 80s one for the first time recently. It’s much better!