When Zlatan goes walking with his dog, his dog says to people ‘he doesnt bite’

@sudhakarsingh595

3 жыл бұрын

The most underrated comment....😂😂😂

@trash1967

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment my guy

@EmEl0

3 жыл бұрын

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CRWeaventure

2 жыл бұрын

WELL DONE SIR

@deadreckoning4868

2 жыл бұрын

HHa

When zlatan's phone rings in the cinema They pause the movie

@justanormalboi8991

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated af lmao

@uruk4675

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@EmperorOHI

3 жыл бұрын

VERY good one😂😂😂😂

@cherryberryy3

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@garbagearchive

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

The Zlatan jokes are just sublime. Thanks everyone 😂

@Luka-pv2dt

2 жыл бұрын

yes lol

@bhageerathanpillai2728

2 жыл бұрын

Zlatan can see John Cena

@amvlabs5339

Жыл бұрын

Don't thank us, thank Zlatan

@Litontower

Жыл бұрын

It's not jokes.. it's real story of him. Once zalatan dropped a coin from 3floor , he went down to pick it. Few seconds later the coin fell on the ground. = True story

@pavasite4278

7 ай бұрын

They’re not jokes, they’re just pure facts

The comment section is always on fire when it's about Zlatan

@Phriffo

Жыл бұрын

Fr😂

@RushianRichard

Жыл бұрын

One of a kind, no one like him...☝😑 🔥⚽🔥

When zlatan makes am account, the terms and conditions agree with him.

@Mewpeow56

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Anonymous-yy2dm

3 жыл бұрын

@@felicianosamuel2718 No one cares

@Zeppelin9113

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-yy2dm straight FACTSSSSS.

@dimeldesilva894

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@johnnyk5385

3 жыл бұрын

Liked. Not for your comment, but for your username.

Zlatan has a guard dog. If a thief tries to enter his house, the dog must protect the thief

@hrthycb

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO🤣🤣🤣

@freezeYT.

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@newera1645

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@saharshsinha261

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@dagan8659

3 жыл бұрын

No dog, can protect you from zlatan.

Zlatan wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.

@sumitdhara2259

4 ай бұрын

Underrated man 😂

@spidyverse8305

3 ай бұрын

When zalatan looks at night sky, the stars makes a wish to him​@@sumitdhara2259

When Zlatan gives an interview,he asks the questions to the reporters

@bobing1752

Жыл бұрын

That one he litterally does.

Zlatan is the only person who can sit in a corner of a round room

@rubens1767

3 жыл бұрын

HITLER THATS ILLEGAL

@adamyashukla

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man , what a comment

@adamyashukla

2 жыл бұрын

The best one

@abdulmac9538

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamyashukla when zlatan sees onion The onion cries

@masterchef6694

2 жыл бұрын

The new one

When Zlatan comes to your country, you are the foreign

@manojsmelagiri2351

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

@makendestewart

3 жыл бұрын

this is the best one

@zmajsmp8580

3 жыл бұрын

He is from my country

@mikaeljohansson7668

2 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm a foriegn from my own country then

@mummy2610

2 жыл бұрын

😜😜😜

When Zlatan Jump The Earth Push Itself Towards Zlatan

@yomandenmark

Жыл бұрын

@touchguapreign

Жыл бұрын

??

@gordo1191

Жыл бұрын

@@touchguapreign lol someone's not too bright

When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 miss calls from zlatan

Once , Zlatan stood in front of a mirror . The mirror showed a blank image because there can be only one Zlatan .

@rashedramzi5177

5 жыл бұрын

Srivatsan P B good one

@quikzara848

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahah...he is freakin man

@icebreaker-_-1239

4 жыл бұрын

Srivatsan P B wrong its Wen i look in the mirror i dont see anything Because tere is only one zlatan

@chongwonkim

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha lol

@user-fw1yw6lm6j

4 жыл бұрын

and in the mirror he saw a condom

When Zlatan gets a Red Card , the refree has to leave the field

@chillbruh7495

4 жыл бұрын

Made my day

@benjimain6

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@_Stargazer_.

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@_Stargazer_.

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@MsZzz9

3 жыл бұрын

It actually happened in a match that the ref was calling Zlatan (who stood still in one spot), while the ref was slowly getting closer to Zlatan xD

If Zlatan coming to your home, your the guest

When Zlatan takes a push up, he's pushing the earth down.

When Zlatan left home at the age of 10, he turned to his dad and said " You are the man of the house now"!

@prateekgupta2408

3 жыл бұрын

Copy cat

@Urjnot

2 жыл бұрын

@@prateekgupta2408 after all he has saringan

@BobBobson-gv3ol

8 ай бұрын

Solid.

@spidyverse8305

3 ай бұрын

Age of 10 😂

The life teaches us lessons but Zlatan teaches lessons to the life. Time gains experiences from him.

When Zlatan chops onions the onions cry

When Neil Armstrong put his foot on moon, Zlatan was already taking pushups there.

@MuhammadWaqas-hj5op

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha...bro🤣

@arnabdebadhikary4844

2 жыл бұрын

Savage bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AnshumanSrivastava9

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@atilla9585

Жыл бұрын

😁😁😄

@youssefelkhchine5323

Жыл бұрын

Propre

When Zlatan takes a selfie. The camera is smiling for him.

@zaidsabuwala4167

4 жыл бұрын

Goog ebening

@Saud52X

4 жыл бұрын

Unai Emery Good ebining ❤️

@kiranc9955

4 жыл бұрын

Good ebening

@mirrrr6959

4 жыл бұрын

Unai Emery camera is scared of him

@DrDippo

4 жыл бұрын

No, the selfie takes zlatan

In an exam where students were asked to solve any 5 out of 6 questions, Zlatan solved all 6 and wrote in the end, "check any 5".

@Naturalbeauty16383

Жыл бұрын

Best one

@777-x_sandy

4 ай бұрын

I did it in the real life😂😂😂😂

Zlatan once had a off day on 29th Feb..Hence it comes once in 4 years..

When ever I'm bored and miserable I just come back to check the zlatan comment section and it makes me happy 😂😂

@sauravbisht3820

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@293v.lalchansanga8

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@dolmalama8744

2 жыл бұрын

me too bro

@euler12

2 жыл бұрын

yep. me too

@87abig

Жыл бұрын

same all videos is zlatan makes you happy

One Zlatan took a break between a game now we call it Half-Time

@therafilhove

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@pradgaming4296

4 жыл бұрын

😀

@dimar4150

4 жыл бұрын

Zlatan takes no breaks, he simply paused scoring

@renilthakkar4246

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

@luukmeulmeester6253

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimar4150 *goals stopped scoring him

When Zlatan done eating in restaurant, chef & waiters pays the bill

When zlatan comes to your house, you ask him for the wi-fi password

@therafilhove

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@joelsesay3548

4 жыл бұрын

@Kevin Wood Dhar boo

@unboxinguy4904

3 жыл бұрын

Wow manhh😆

One day Zlatan came late for practice The coach scolded all other players to come early....

@claive5534

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@noone6437

2 жыл бұрын

Late...

@rxltzy_

2 жыл бұрын

no practice came late for zlatan

@atilla9585

Жыл бұрын

😁😊😁

@arneshpal7702

Жыл бұрын

For coming*

2:35 just pure gold and savagery.

His a one in a million, the great Zlatan. I hated this dude growing up because he was such a prick. But he's the kind of character any sport can benefit from. Backs his mouth up, by scoring some of the most breathtaking goals you'll ever see. Cheers Ibrah!!!!

Zlatan once lied to someone and that one day is now known as April fool's day.

@ayushsolanki445

2 жыл бұрын

This was epic😂

@Nour_houda94

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Zlatan missed a goal but in reality the net just moved because it was scared

@DrFred-rk2zq

4 жыл бұрын

True story. You tell me you would want to handle that punishment

@user-st9mt7ix7z

4 жыл бұрын

yeeees ,, nice content

@scarface3445

3 жыл бұрын

The net doesn't move idiot

@GabrielsilvaR9

3 жыл бұрын

@@scarface3445 🖕🖕🖕

@blueboltgaming2284

2 жыл бұрын

@@scarface3445 R/ WOOOSH

That slap from behind 😂

@BootyBandit77

Жыл бұрын

and then he acts hurt too like he he just hit his little bro too hard on accident zlatan is too funny😭😂😂

@LuciaTovar-qj9td

Жыл бұрын

@TORPEDO He slapped him because football players are pussies and the jerk is too accustomed to being a bully without consequences. In baseball the entire opposing team would have broken this jerk's ugly face at the first offense.

Thank u Zlatan Ibrahimović! You are Legend of Mentality and good forwarder ever the world has seen.

Zlatan won't retire Retire will zlatan

@verycutenoob

5 жыл бұрын

tf??

@sankalpdhariwal4784

4 жыл бұрын

Laughing way too hard at this 😂😂😂😂

@arunanil2150

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha

@omolaraogunfowokan2570

4 жыл бұрын

@@verycutenoob r/woosh

@verycutenoob

4 жыл бұрын

@@omolaraogunfowokan2570 I get that it's a joke but it's so shitty so I'm like wtf

I attended a PSG vs Chelsea game when he still played for PSG and I made a sign that said “Do you dare to Zlatan”. Anyways, Zlatan scored a goal and I held up my sign hoping he would see it since I was very close to the field, and a few seconds later, he looked directly at me and my sign and gave me a big cheesy smile. That was one of the highlights of my life and I’ll never forget it!

@DanMaure

Жыл бұрын

perhaps you could look for a recording of the match. you might be able to see that again. have you ever tried?

@naveedmagsi2417

Жыл бұрын

I forget it as long as i finished reading it

@drogonmommy

5 ай бұрын

Amazing

When Zlatans mom gave birth to him she asked the doctor: is it a boy or a girl? The doctor answered: it’s a man.

When Zlatan smokes the whole town is clouded 💥

Ronaldo: i was sent by the football gods Ibra: i don't remember sending anyone

@asadadam7412

5 жыл бұрын

Mo H you made my day

@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536

5 жыл бұрын

Zlatan is not god God is zlatan.

@varvaripg9749

5 жыл бұрын

@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 yes,he is more than god

@nizamustafa781

5 жыл бұрын

BOOM

@rthaqi3668

4 жыл бұрын

Messi was sent by Zlatan in barca, before, he wanted to put Messi in Real Madrid

Legend says on John Wick's birthday Zlatan gifted him a 'Pencil'..!!

@billz_0115

5 жыл бұрын

VEENU HARNI 😂😂😂😂😂you legend!!!

@ejandrews3065

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

@an_38kitkashyap

3 жыл бұрын

He actually gifted him Zlatan

Once time and Zlatan got in a race, time is still running

Always a legendary player, football retired from Zlatan 💔

When Zlatan smokes, it's injurious to the cigarette!

@jasonbourne5941

3 жыл бұрын

Loooool ahhahahaha

@nemesis3056

Жыл бұрын

Underrated

Zaltan doesn't go to reffere but reffere comes to Zaltan.

@CoronaVirus-yi7bo

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@leilanialves-jesus2754

5 жыл бұрын

*zlatan

@SharonOyamo

5 жыл бұрын

That’s not how you spell Zlatan

@mtfgaming6391

5 жыл бұрын

true fact btw!

@UnitedBosnia

5 жыл бұрын

xSkulzz Gaming ZLATAN spell it right

Someday Zlatan was playing with a round object. That is what we call now football

What we precieve as night is just zlatan closing his eyes😂

Comments are more entertaining than the video

@patrykos3437

5 жыл бұрын

just yes

@vortex_pik9250

5 жыл бұрын

Pawel 26 the music kills it for me tbh

@jtran5603

4 жыл бұрын

Haha true😂

@bbgamesyt329

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda true

@haveagoodday2477

4 жыл бұрын

Fax

if zlatan is so great then why is he not coming in my room and not smashing my head on the keyboardkshdjsbskaabsnajxbs

@mahmoudadileh4818

3 жыл бұрын

Lol so fucking funny

@bigmac-ln8sm

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@zeeshanmirza2121

3 жыл бұрын

The best one

@justanormalboi8991

3 жыл бұрын

Zlatan is everywhere

@dwaynethewokjohnson7773

3 жыл бұрын

Come on man Zlatan would never be able to smash your head against your keyboard He suckskdjfhbf jjdjhrehrfbfjdksioufhfh

3:41 this NEVER gets old

Zlatan doesn't feel pain, pain feels him.

*shortly after the birth* Nurse: What is the name of the Baby? Parents: ZLATAN ! Nurse: Nice, who chose it. Parents: ZLATAN !!

@itsav6349

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best one yet

@unboxinguy4904

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty relatable 😂

@somachatterjee4045

3 жыл бұрын

ZLATAN THINKS THAT HIS NAME SHOULD BE ZLATAN

@bboyt2

3 жыл бұрын

The best comment ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vo5484

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I am not football fan please can you tell me why you make all these jokes in zlatan please beacuse I can’t understand please tell me

Once Zlatan ran so fast round the stadium that he touched his own back.

@arunsethumadhavan614

3 жыл бұрын

🤣i just remembered the old snake game

@danihun3892

3 жыл бұрын

@@arunsethumadhavan614 hahha

Zlatan doesn’t play the ball,the ball comes to Zlatan's grace ✌️

When Zlatan gets injured every other players and referees leave the pitch so that he can stay there and recover

When zlatan drives , police show him license

@bintangchelsea600

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@natsuichijo24

4 жыл бұрын

😂🐦😂🐱😂😂

@5pecialFX

4 жыл бұрын

My fucking man! Whoa great 👏

@mazzen98

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@riban1090

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO I was upset few minutes later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Zlatan : A true LEGEND in the history of football.

@lemasulani2011

2 жыл бұрын

Legend: A true zlatan in history

Once upon a time zlatan took 2 days holiday and it was named as Saturday Sunday 🔥

*ZLATAN FACTS* When Zlatan crosses the street, cars look both ways. Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'. Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning. Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories. Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right. Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers. Zlatan went to school so he could be studied. Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan. Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook . Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird. There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives. Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.

@rthaqi3668

4 жыл бұрын

Messi was bitten by Zlatan

@omolaraogunfowokan2570

4 жыл бұрын

Too underrated

@kt_7982

4 жыл бұрын

8-0 Watford lol

@JAVTROOPER

3 жыл бұрын

Ghost 🤣

@jonathanantoun1464

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for that kind of comments😂

2:20 he started celebrating before scoring

@gilltanvir3691

3 жыл бұрын

my man can see future

@unboxinguy4904

3 жыл бұрын

Just after scoring btw 😁

When Alexander Bell invented the Telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Zlatan

@shouldbageneral2456

Жыл бұрын

Copied 💀

I burst into laughter at 3:20, the guy slides in front of him and he "helps" him keep his momentum by pushing him forward, absolute epic

Who clicked the video just to see the comments?😂

@M0H1D

4 жыл бұрын

I did omg

@sharmisthaghosh9017

4 жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@sayonetwo

4 жыл бұрын

Not me I clicked the video to see Zlatan

@odiimsong5340

4 жыл бұрын

Me 🤣

@alifdabulat5680

4 жыл бұрын

Me

Zaltan knows Victoria’s Secrets 😂😂😂

@rthaqi3668

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@SuperNikita666

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@abcdefgh-ce3fc

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@kapilsen7454

3 жыл бұрын

😝😝

@rohillasangma5009

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zlatan gets a red card, the ref leaves the pitch...

Once Zlatan bought a clock and it worked for 365 days and 6 hours,now we call it a year.

When zlatan sits on the couch The TV watches him

Zlatan once went to a store but forgot his wallet, the other customers were banned for bringing theirs.

@benjimain6

4 жыл бұрын

haha

@ghst2829

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh

@unboxinguy4904

3 жыл бұрын

Wow manhhh😂

@atilla9585

Жыл бұрын

😁😁

*Zlatan doesn't age, age does zlatan*

3:13 Guys we can't neglect his acting skills.

1:29 refree calling Zlatan towards him but later he himself goes to Zlatan😂😂😂😂😂

@wilfredomartinez575

5 жыл бұрын

Zlatan doesnt go to referees,referees go to zlatan

@enriquito

4 жыл бұрын

Helfself?... Interesting 🤔

@evil_cat181

3 жыл бұрын

*himself

@SabdaSindhu_

3 жыл бұрын

International Rajesh daii zlatan 🤣🤣🤣

ZLATAN can kill a fish by drowning it in water..

@siddheshkitkaru5042

4 жыл бұрын

And later on store get closed because asking for money from zlatan

@knowledgegyan8646

3 жыл бұрын

Bhai bhai bhai bhai....

@jeffreymaurice5938

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂🤣😂

@fatherofcovidxijingping516

3 жыл бұрын

Kuch bhi 😂😂😂

@arnavrahul9775

3 жыл бұрын

U copied my punch line

When Zlatan was born, he hit the doctor and made him cry.

Zlatan once gave Physics lesson to a Guy The guy later went on to become Albert Einstein

When Zlatan drives, he says Google Maps the direction...

Zlatan never breathes air, air breathes for him.

Zlatan," Was born old and will die young"

@millliondollararea

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@shouvikghosh8946

Жыл бұрын

The Curious Case of Zlatan Ibrahimovic🤣

when Zlatan combs his hair, the brush gets smoother

@natsuichijo24

4 жыл бұрын

🐱🐦😂😂

Zlatan made over 500 club goals and still playing. Soon 40 years old and I think he is better than Ronaldo in Serie A when he play.

When Zlatan writes a poem; the poem sings itself for Zlatan

Zlatan is not savage, savage is zlatan.

When Zlatan does a push-up, he doesn’t push up, he doesn’t push up, he pushes the earth down

How everyone has such good sense of humour I am dying laughing😂😂😂😂

Zlatan does not miss a call You called him at the wrong time

@rijobomjen4365

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but still missed a kol

@redigoesvroomvroomvrooomvr8317

3 жыл бұрын

Was the 69th like

Love or hate him there is only one Zlatan

@fgip358

4 жыл бұрын

*love him or hate him zlatan is zlatan*

Zlatan once missed 3 days of school in February.. and now it has been removed from the calendar

Zlatan doesnt play football, football plays Zlatan.

Zlatan doesn't fear death, death fears Zlatan

@anuragyadav1032

Жыл бұрын

good one

"When I stepped foot on moon, Zlatan was already dancing there." - Neil Armstrong.

When Zlatan is running, the ground moves for him!

Once Zlatan wanted to do engineering from IIT's, Then all IIT's gave JEE MAINS and JEE ADVANCE. The topper among them was allowed to admit Zlatan in its college.

Zlatan could kill two stones with one bird

@imammaahi8892

5 жыл бұрын

How can we kill stones?? Its a non living substance

@vvvvvigor

5 жыл бұрын

Imam Maahi It’s zlatan

@HI-kj3nb

5 жыл бұрын

Imam Maahi r/wooosh

@koburrr

4 жыл бұрын

Imam Maahi r/woooosh

@rijobomjen4365

4 жыл бұрын

@surge ,dont steal others comment

Referee : Come here! Come here! Ibrahimovic : No, you come here!! Referee : okay forgive me lord ibra 😂😂😂😂

When zlatan sees onion The onion cries

When Zlatan gets washed the water gets clean

One thing I admire most from is that, he plays the sport with power. He knows football is not a sissy sport. Aggression and clam at the same time. Legend.

Zlatan don't have savage moments.... Rather savage have Zlatan moments!!

Zlatan the only guy who's celebrated before the ball crosses the line

When Zlatan enter in a stranger’s house, he tells you: you’re welcome.

If I just have 1% of that confidence, I swear I would literally touch sky! All Hail Ibra!

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Fag

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Lame asf

When zlatan comes to your house you will be the guest.