"I'd like to pawn my wife." "Sorry, we don't take stolen items."

@jamiep9991

3 жыл бұрын

The absolute savagery.

@the_enforcer_2396

3 жыл бұрын

Well he was assured it was an AUCTION

@The500k

3 жыл бұрын

OoooooOoooOOoOOOoHhhhhh!!

@SsnakeBite

3 жыл бұрын

That's the plot of several "romance" novels you can find on Amazon.

@Pardonmyinsolence

3 жыл бұрын

The illegal wife trade is getting out of hand

"I'm 10 and I've been dealing professionally for over 20 years." -Shawn

@AuntBibby

3 жыл бұрын

MariktheGunslinger gentle hint/suggestion: the “be like” meme format is basically just a common instance of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) grammar being laughed at as “sounding funny” so it kind of bugs Black people when they can no longer use basic grammar in their dialect without making white people (such as me) grin really wide like we just heard a meme reference

@alextrin683

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, that's illegal

@ghoulbuster1

3 жыл бұрын

​@@AuntBibby u posted cring u lost subcriver

@eugenebean234

3 жыл бұрын

UncleBibby cringe

@revolutionarymagic3459

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuntBibby ok

The whole “business” exchange was amazing 😂😂😂

"Did he buy it with her money? Did he buy it with his money? What money did he buy it with? Did he buy it with Rick's money? Did he buy it with Chumley's money? Did he buy it with my money? Didididididi DON'T"

@parkerfiskar3589

3 жыл бұрын

Such confusion here in Prawn Sears.

@Kaiveran

3 жыл бұрын

DO THE DITTY IF YA WANT TO

@caseydewitt6236

3 жыл бұрын

I really wanted either Diddy Kong to pop up or the Hamster Dance to start during the "Did he" scene.

@akizenx

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@someperson4865

Жыл бұрын

2:22

"Rick, where's my tiger poster?" "Sold it." *"Y O U W H A T ?"*

@abrahamlinkenssphere4236

3 жыл бұрын

sowesowesowe sold it for the special price of $19.95!

@TheMeanMongoose

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody's gangsta until you sell the Old Man's tiger poster

@apollyon9946

3 жыл бұрын

Visit steamy jungles, grassy plains and the dark depths of the ocean, to meet and learn surprising facts about the magnificent animals that live there. All through the colorful and captivating pages of Zoobooks!

@moricwilson

3 жыл бұрын

should've just given it away AS A GIFT

@sona11111111

3 жыл бұрын

You did WHAT? Now you get your horny little ass, and you find Geoffrey, and you Find Geoffrey, and you FIND Geoffrey......

The fact they actually did a crossover with Icarly blows my mind. If anyone cares episode is called iLost My Head in Vegas

@CrusaderMemz

3 жыл бұрын

I like that weird Domino's anime

@lucaskimber7303

3 жыл бұрын

I do care and thank you 😊👍

@pryt86

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, it more than blows my mind.

@youtuberson4077

3 жыл бұрын

That's so sick! I saw your comment and thought it was part of the edit, but then I saw it! So weird and cool to see the PS guys with sitcom lighting

@falloutfr3ak

3 жыл бұрын

@shioq i feel like him and Chum lee are real good pals in the worst sense

"I picked it up from this casino after they went out of business, they held a huge business." "Sorta like business." "Right, exactly" "Do you know anything about this thing?" "That's none of your business." "K, that's absolutely my business. Sorry we couldn't do business" "Hey, business is business." I work in business, this is ninety nine percent of conversations.

@AndrewSteffenHB

Жыл бұрын

Gold

@mooneyes1114

Жыл бұрын

My buddy in commercial real estate said the same thing haha

@roadwarrior114

Жыл бұрын

Basically how trying to buy a used lawn mower goes when they want too much for it.

@dr.bright6272

Ай бұрын

Seems legit

1:51 "I'm Tony and I'm the old guy. I am the old and unusual. They dragged me out of the back room and uh....."

@cbrad-eo6nt

2 жыл бұрын

"Let me show you how it's gun"

@ryanm.8720

Жыл бұрын

Relatable.

*”We know that this chest is from 1966, but we have no idea what century.”* *”We have no idea because we don’t know”*

@TheGreatsagegoku

3 жыл бұрын

It definitely pre-dates the twentieth- *NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW*

@Tynon1221

3 жыл бұрын

Hhuhh 👐 so what are your concerns? UHuHU

@Baage73

3 жыл бұрын

"It's my d**n car!"

@SnowWolf597

3 жыл бұрын

@@Baage73 It's a car. It's a Rolls Royce. And in 1666 this car cost as much as a luxury convertible.

@Rasmus-wr4pz

3 жыл бұрын

@@SnowWolf597 The Old Mans 50th Weddings Anniversary is coming up so me and Ben decided to get that special elephants issue of Zooks as a gift!

"I'm dead." Ya know, it wouldn't surprise me if those were really his last words, using that exact tone.

@MCDexpo

3 жыл бұрын

Whoops, I died...

@CODMarioWarfare

3 жыл бұрын

I am dead, not big surprise

@thenamescarrot_9358

3 жыл бұрын

Lol nice ending

@Pedun42

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know he died until I watched this YTP

@vyruss000

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pedun42 SpoiopS AlelA

0:41 the tatthree joke is underrated

"Rick, where is my Tiger Poster" Man that episode hit deep.

@jordantolkar2586

5 ай бұрын

Sold it. YOU WHAT!?

“That’s none of your business.” “Actually that’s absolutely my business.” “RaR” We love some intense deep dialogue here in prawn srars

@gelatinocyte6270

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, business is business.

@GalakStari

3 жыл бұрын

“Get Out is none of your business.”

@GrubbySalad

3 жыл бұрын

thats not my tattoo set

@sumitmunshi3841

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry we couldn't do business!

@victorfigueroa9385

3 жыл бұрын

WinRar

"It definately predates the 20-" "NONE OF US WANT TO KNOW!" *sighs*

@TheMeanMongoose

3 жыл бұрын

When a show calls in the expert and they don't even listen to them. Perfect.

@Xpwnxage

2 жыл бұрын

So what are your concerns? AAAUGHHH

@nattiedraws

21 күн бұрын

Literally any armchair anthropologist who is very into conspiracy theories

"Was there anything inside it?" "Not really." "Have you had a locksmith look at it?" "Not really." "Did you try and shoot it open? Hehehehehe" "Not really."

"I've never heard of the US" Prawn Srars takes place in some weird alternate reality where the United States don't exist, but they live around people who speak and behave exactly like Americans do in this dimension.

@DragnSly

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the one where the country stayed as a confederacy rather than a union

@AmarinTheCutest

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragnSly It wouldn't be completely unheard of. The Articles of Confederation were predated by the Declaration of Independence by about 5 years. This is probably a way different world.

@Cacowninja

2 жыл бұрын

It's different but as long as nobody is harming anyone unjustly it's okay.

@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533

2 жыл бұрын

Louisiana purchase didn't happen and nobody got taxed everyone just pawned stuff and brittain said ok

@Cacowninja

2 жыл бұрын

@@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 Yeah that sounds right, everyone here would know more about that than I do.

"My mom's in jail and I need to bail her out" "U S E Y O U R T E E T H"

@MGSVxBreakpoint

3 жыл бұрын

No. No teeth in my head

@TheGreatsagegoku

3 жыл бұрын

Let's see you grit those teeth!

@Evilriku13

3 жыл бұрын

Dan Schneider in private sessions be like:

“They don’t make anything anymore” LMFAO!

@akizenx

2 жыл бұрын

xD

@akizenx

2 жыл бұрын

This is a GuN

“Rick, where’s my tiger poster?” “Sold it” “You WHAT” At a special price of 19.95, that’s a steal of a deal

"Let me show you how it's gun!"

@McVaio

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Andrew, awesome to see you here! Great to know you love YTPs too.

@alittleaccurate3080

2 жыл бұрын

Andrew!!! This… is YTP

@tballa8750

2 жыл бұрын

I like boobs too Andy

@beedotadot3576

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@cf4749

2 жыл бұрын

I'm late af but I'm glad to see that not only do you have good taste in politics but also humor.

"I'm dead" -The old man

@sergiowinter5383

3 жыл бұрын

Rick and Ben killed him selling his tiger poster

@ziggy481

3 жыл бұрын

It’s true tho...

"The most valuable fact about knives is stop pausing and watch." Aight ya didn't have to call me out like that. Sorry.

"They don't make anything anymore." So true.

"Hey guys I wanna pawn my wife." "Maybe take it to another pawn shop I hear they take stolen items."

@milomoskovitz812

3 жыл бұрын

Me and big hoss couldn’t come to a deal, I feel okay with it

@wilfordbrimleypranks

3 жыл бұрын

Dad joke in a youtube poop i love it

When I saw ICarly at the counter I was like "Woah, thats some great editing! Seamless!" then I realised....wait, they actually did a crossover episode....

@purp4168

2 жыл бұрын

Wait actually

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

@@purp4168 Yes, actually. Sounds like someone just made a joke, like "oh, here's 2 things that don't fit together: Pawn Srars and ICarly!", but then, you look into it, and yes, that REALLY happened. I've never even a fan of ICarly, but the show wasn't terrible, i just didn't really like or hate it. Had a nice theme song, I guess. And the acting was ok. But I liked Drake & Josh more.

@JimmyBlack7351

5 ай бұрын

This is the FIRST time that I know there was an iCarly Pawn Stars Crossover episode

"needless to say, we didn't say anything..." literally every single line in this poop is just. lmao.

For some reason, the repeated drawling stoned pronunciation of “BIIIIIIZZZZZNESS” was as funny as any of the best jokes in this video.

The second I heard "price" I knew the Price is Rice joke was coming XD

@mrmeep2047

3 жыл бұрын

don't know what this has to do with the OP's comment but ok

@PalaceIV

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmeep2047 I know right? I'm confused.

@TheEric1203

3 жыл бұрын

701?!

@njj9555

3 жыл бұрын

Everything has a price AND a cost

I really don’t think bringing in iCarly makes up for them selling the old man’s tiger poster. I mean, sure, they made some money, but he really seemed to care a lot about it. I’d still be angry, or at least a little huffy if I were him.

@DARTHNECRION

3 жыл бұрын

But they brought Rick a bottle of punch signed by Jesus… of America… (ah)

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

They lied about selling the tiger poster though. Even so, I don't think turning the old man into a bottle of Jesus of America's punch was a nice thing to do.

@Sahiyena11

3 жыл бұрын

It was a special gift included in the low low price of $19.95

@Aspartamebraintumor

2 жыл бұрын

you heard the man, he's dead what does he care

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aspartamebraintumor But, that's none of your business. And, Rick, you know he's Ben! Everyone knows he's into tattoos around here, I mean everyone knows, I got no brain.

"could you imagine getting like." "looks at hammer" "HAMMERED".

@gtaguy2

3 жыл бұрын

That means drunk right?

2:22 Diddy buy with her money? Diddy buy with his money? What money diddy buy with? Diddy buy with Rick's money? Diddy buy with ChumLee's money? Diddy buy with my money? Diddy diddy diddy diddy DONT!

“I’ll be honest with you, I’m inside this chest” LOLLLL😭

@warwatch

3 жыл бұрын

* husky laugj

@insaneclownhoty

3 жыл бұрын

@@warwatch LOL!

@sergiowinter5383

3 жыл бұрын

Top Ten Plot Twists of all time

@etherealenergy9471

3 жыл бұрын

That is pretty goofy a joke about it really being a coffin, and not a chest. Pretty sad that guy died though.

@Xpwnxage

2 жыл бұрын

I'm dead

the Prawnigal Sron Returns

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you just made me feel like I’m having a stroke.

Rick saying "They don't make anything anymore" absolutely sent me. That's such a perfect parody line holy shit.

At the start of it, I legitimately thought the iCarly bit was just really good compositing. Truly a legendary crossover.

"I wanna pawn my wife." "Maybe take it to another pawn shop, I hear they take stolen items." Someone got burned there but I don't know who.

@HalianTheProtogen

Жыл бұрын

probably /Hardcore Pawn/

I was rolling at "My name's DeEeEeÉëÀaÑ" its the simple edits that get you sometimes

@testuser564

3 жыл бұрын

I will disable you

@muffyO

3 жыл бұрын

"Do it."

@bloodseer03

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Every single time I watch this I lose my shit at that part XD

@Conkel

3 жыл бұрын

That drum loop with the zooming in really kicked my comedy nuts.

@SnowWolf597

3 жыл бұрын

@@testuser564 That's the intent.

4:04 "The most valuable fact about knives is stop pausing and watch." What an interesting fact. Thanks for this amazing sequel 6 years in the making.

Ash Ketchum: 3:05

Making a masterpiece is one thing. But doing it twice? That’s why we always check to see if you uploaded. LoL

@TeddyOG

3 жыл бұрын

There's no KZread notification I tap on faster than a Dathings upload, it's all gold

@parkerfiskar3589

3 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes.

@FlamingSackOfPizza

3 жыл бұрын

but doing it twice? that means doing it all over again, and that's the joj

Until today I never knew that Prawn Srars guest srarred in an episode of iCarly. Thanks for teaching me something new, Dathings, and for concluding that years-long cliffhanger! Also happy birthday

@deathdrivesapontiac752

3 жыл бұрын

The most ambitious crossover yet

@patrickstonecrusher

3 жыл бұрын

How did it take me this long to find out about this??

@Darthmufin

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i didn't know that either, it's bizarre lol

@user-lt2rw5nr9s

3 жыл бұрын

I remember. It was suppressed though.

@AeroRanger100

3 жыл бұрын

Love how you said "guest srarred" there. Mad respect.

The total nonsense of lines like "The hole was made by a basketball and that's the kind of thing collector's dream about" is why I love your stuff, DaThings.

4:33 "My name's D-d-d-d-d-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-nuh-nuh-n" I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at a YTP before!

That’s still not my tattoo set.

@bodhiston5550

3 жыл бұрын

I'm getting a tatthree next week

@Bloodletter8

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to be a tattoo but, then uh something

@bigbubba7753

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bloodletter8 so what is this

@adrianaraymond

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigbubba7753 none of your BUSINESS

The hole was made by a basketball, and thats the type of thing collectors dream of 🤣🤣

@SQron188

3 жыл бұрын

Put the powder in your ball

@TheGreatsagegoku

3 жыл бұрын

@@SQron188 put the ball in the powder

@sergiowinter5383

3 жыл бұрын

The chest was a basket in disguise

“so what are your concerns” *”aaAaAAUGHAAAa”* Sounds like appointments with my advisor

"Ya thats business" "Sorry we couldn't do business" "Business is business" Serious business.

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that's because that's none of your business. Because I'm 10 years old, and been doing business for over 20 years now. (28 years, technically, but let's not get into details about that, because that's literally my business).

@cbrad-eo6nt

2 жыл бұрын

Sorta like business

the appearance of Zooks implies all of these YTPs happen in the same universe

Aw man, all we got is normal Mark instead of his Big Buddy Mark.

@eefthebeef3047

3 жыл бұрын

This is not my tattoo set.

@vividedwards8909

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping for Markiplier

“He’ll pawnch ya in the face with this.” 😂😂😂 4:28

"Im dead" Yes, yes you are, rest in peace you legend.

Where can I get a bottle of punch signed by Jesus of America? AaA

@wilsonsecaur1015

6 ай бұрын

It's the Mormon Punch

T A T T H R E E So we have tattwo, tatthree, whatever happened to tatone?

@joanhailey8969

3 жыл бұрын

That was just 'tat'

@EmmaScremma

3 жыл бұрын

@@joanhailey8969 Ah, so Ashens has that covered then. Mystery solved!

@SQron188

3 жыл бұрын

You can only do tatthrees at OOTTOTOOOTOOTƧ

@oliss10

3 жыл бұрын

We also had tatfive!

@1aundulxaldin

3 жыл бұрын

@@joanhailey8969 Yeah, earlier today he bought a tat. He traded for a Tat-too.

"My name's Deeeeaaaeaeaeannnn" Simple, effective.

"And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded." Garrison giving us some important gun safety advice

"We have no idea cause we don't know." Boy isn't that a mood

Old Man wasn't kidding when he said he's dead.

@SonicBoone56

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@robertsmalls2293

3 жыл бұрын

I know... RIP

@sergiowinter5383

3 жыл бұрын

He was dead serious

@estheay3611

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiowinter5383 I'm already getting dead tired of these jokes

@InternetLad

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao. He was actually dead when dathingz made the video right

4:22 me when I'm traveling abroad, and someone asks if I'm from America.

6:15 "I'll take a potato chip..."

not even a minute in and I had to pause to process the tathree joke this is truly amazing

@gelatinocyte6270

3 жыл бұрын

Just a nitpick: *tatthree

@JooJSilvZ

3 жыл бұрын

The Tatthree joke is unbelievable hahahaha

@brenna8249

3 жыл бұрын

I missed that the first time lmaoooo

@112048112048

3 жыл бұрын

If tattoos are so great, why is there not tatthree?

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the tatfour and the tatfive!

"We know this chest is from 1966, but we have no idea what century"

@kenkarsonn

3 жыл бұрын

'Kay, actually that's the MooM

@MSX98FMDnB

2 жыл бұрын

@BC J "It's a Rolls Royce." **shows a Chrysler Imperial**

2:47 "The moment I saw his chest I started drooling. I've never seen anything like it. I'll be honest with you, I'm inside that chest." LMAO. Fucked but funny double meaning. Only a month old and this YTP is up there with the classics.

5:17 "A bottle of punch, signed by JeezUhs".

“Does it come with a sal-AD?” “No, but I could get you a fork”

@jaimeramirez-perez7198

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

Was not expecting a Prawn Srars and ICarly crossover but it’s genius Edit: *WAIT ITS REAL??? I THOUGHT IT WAS EDITED-*

@QuakeGamerROTMG

3 жыл бұрын

"Damn this edit is really damn clean... hey wait a minute, it couldn't be...

"Well, they can have it back." __

I was sincerely confused whether iCarly and Pawn Stars ever actually crossed over or if it was all just editing trickery, almost until the end.

"Corey just strolling in - So Cor-" "Rick, YU KNOW HE'S BEN!" >:( *Ben name tag* "We got a few questions for BEN." Bahahahah

@Evilriku13

3 жыл бұрын

“At least I didn't write my name wrong“ - Bin

Why is that when I watch this, it makes me violently laugh. No one understands my humor...

@TheGreatsagegoku

3 жыл бұрын

I know the feel.

Old Man saying "I'm dead" at the end fucking killed me

Are you done with the bad acting? NoOoOoOoO That one got me

I don't think I'll be the same again after hearing "tatthree" through "tatfive".

THE LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I SEARCHED UP “PAWN SRARS” SO I COULD WATCH THE ORIGINAL AND FOUND OUT YOU MADE A SECOND ONE

But at least I didn't misspell my name. BIN

WTF WHY AND WHEN WAS THERE AN ICARLY CROSSOVER

2:25 I was half expecting "Did he buy it with Diddy's money?"

2:44 Me in a job interview

I still don’t know why "It's a car. It's a Rolls-Royce." kills me

"I'm 10, and I've been dealing professionally for 20 years."

I was in the business of chuckling, but this put me in the business of laughing a bit *too* loud. 6:48 Same, Old Man. Same.

The guitar sting at the end of the "Not really" line gets me

I like how this video picks up directly where the previous prawn srars left off

"... I'm dead."

"Hi I'm Tony, and I'm the old guy. I'm old an unusual. They dragged me out of the back room and uh..." *zoom in on distorted face.* LMAO amazing. Such a great video. Also RIP Old Man (Richard Benjamin Harrison Jr) who died in 2018 after a long battle with Parkinson's Disease.

This is just what watching pawn stars feels like when you're sitting in your living room at 3 am and dissociating

"We got a few questions for Ben." *(Awkward silence ensues)*

It's been 84 years... Now all the promised YTP sequels have been done.

"Hey I'm Tony and I'm the old guy" LMAO

@wilberforce95

3 жыл бұрын

"They dragged me outta the bafroom and uh..." *creepy smile *

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm Tony and I'm old and unusual"

@mooneyes1114

3 жыл бұрын

Tony=Firearm Rick shoots him with the same gun that's Tony is looking at...plot twist..

@ibrownzzrule6389

3 ай бұрын

Freaking died on that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5:22 Oh, so this is the Steel Ball Run universe...

"I wanna pawn my wife" "Maybe take it to a pawn shop that pawns stolen items" Did these guys know each other in high school or something?

The way this guy says "business" is hilarious in itself 1:00

@noponarchsage

Жыл бұрын

That’s none of your business

On this episode of Prawn Srars: *speaks enchanting table language*

I haven't laughed this hard at a YTP in a long time. Awesome joj!

I legit thought you edited iCarly in until I looked it up and saw there was an actual crossover. That's how good I believe you to be.

“The hole was made by a basketball, and that’s the kind of thing collectors dream about.” HYFR. Also happy almost birthday Ellie!

I’ve been waiting for this sequel for years. The original was my first Ytp

2:05 "Lemme show you, how it's gun!"

When doing an antiques deal, I too am concerned about UUUUHHH

4:03 "Stop pausing and watch" No, I don't think I will.

I'm Harrison and this is "THE PRICE IS RICE"