The amount I can earn via crodfunded support determines how long I can keep this regular upload thing going strong, as I'm currently treating my online endeavors as my full-time job. Everything helps! ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

@alexcrews5272

3 жыл бұрын

☺️😂

@xaviermcgettigan8968

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I can't subscribe now, I'm in the performing arts and obv work has taken a dive, but I've followed you so I can subscribe soon as I can!

@DaThings

3 жыл бұрын

@@xaviermcgettigan8968 No worries, my friend! Best of luck to you and all your performing colleagues!

@motionwaltz

3 жыл бұрын

i will support you financially as soon as i can! i’m sure this takes a lot of time and it deserves proper love!

@NMCAR2006

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could donate. But I don’t wanna get in trouble :/

"By the way, you're dressed" is definitely a phrase I'll use if I start dating, to create the perfect thirst impression.

@axcsmithgmail

3 жыл бұрын

Believe me, that will give them something to talk about.

@dukeradwardthe5th843

3 жыл бұрын

Take the statement at face value

@breaded4skn731

3 жыл бұрын

I already messed it up and said "and once again,your clothed"

@soupalex

3 жыл бұрын

i use "however, we're not talking about feet" to try and steer the conversation. it doesn't work very often.

@boxman139

3 жыл бұрын

They will propose to you immediately

"If the customer is bi, this leads to three ways. Even if you're in the middle of the sales presentation" That killed me

@sparrow4852

2 жыл бұрын

“Take this statement at face value, and assume what I’m telling you is true”

@pentelegomenon1175

2 жыл бұрын

salespeople with benefits

@Eatinbritches

Жыл бұрын

I'm leaving it at 333.

"the customer is going to throw snowballs at you" Man, the 80's were wild

@chakirattklawzitzki259

3 жыл бұрын

I bet, those snowballs was made of pure cocaine, no less.

@dansaunders1655

3 жыл бұрын

They also kinda sucked a little bit

@noahkarpinski1824

3 жыл бұрын

@@dansaunders1655 The 80s were absolutely perfect and everything you will ever say is wrong

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

@@chakirattklawzitzki259 Judging by the guy’s face at 4:08, that might not be too far off the mark.

@artistwithouttalent

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahkarpinski1824 Look up The 80s Kinda Sucked a Little Bit

Nothing beats a classic DaThings portmanteau joke......automobealership is so good

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

+

@Naomind414

3 жыл бұрын

Portmanjoke

@christopherpape4823

3 жыл бұрын

_All to often the difference between a lost prospect and a LoSpEcT will be your neck._

@LeigonX

3 жыл бұрын

Wat

@diamondmetal3062

3 жыл бұрын

A DaThings portmanteau joke... aAa... A DaThings portmantoke.

"Good morning!" "I'll buy your car." 😂😂😂

@kalerwenisreal1984

3 жыл бұрын

"you're number 1" "I'll buy your car, again" incredible stuff lol

@AustinHarden

3 жыл бұрын

Fastest transaction ever😂

@c-jayphantm2715

3 жыл бұрын

It do be like that

@Theringfilm2

3 жыл бұрын

In a perfect world

@gasman1155

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m looking to replace my three year old” lol

I appreciate that even in a YTP about sex tips in an automobealership, the importance of consent isn't forgotten.

@red_again

9 ай бұрын

don't forget about stabbing the customer

The science of nomnomnomics; The study of cellery

@ExceedinglyFPR

3 жыл бұрын

Now, I know the Mercedes gave you the Nomnomnomics reward. But the real reward is having CELERY!

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

+

@georgedoty-williams2085

3 жыл бұрын

The study of obtaining sandwiches from French prisoners

@wee_wah5514

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExceedinglyFPR I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.

I was thinking of going to a dealership for an automobile, but now I feel compelled to find an automobilership instead.

@blah596

3 жыл бұрын

You'll have more luck at the automobealership, trust me, less stomach acid

@aldar8240

3 жыл бұрын

same, I heard about the automobilership on compellivision

@spacemanrick2014

3 жыл бұрын

Automobilership sounds like the name of an app-based car dealer that doesn’t sell cars out of a large automobile vending machine. An autovendachine.

@WhitefolksT

3 жыл бұрын

Go buy that Cadiladiladilac

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacemanrick2014 Ever seen a Carvana ad? There literally are car vending machines now :) The future is here! 😂

And DaThings once again gives me a lhrase I shall use in my day-to-day speech: "Let me add some thoughts. . . . . Now let me add some words."

@swedneck

3 жыл бұрын

it reminds me so much of zero punctuation

@BrassWing

3 жыл бұрын

That was such a well thought out joke and I wasn't prepared for one of those in a YTP

@chuckporter9526

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrassWing Well, there was also the "Wait" bit from Why To Food. Similar setup.

@abelq8008

3 жыл бұрын

"Automobilership"

@glassbottlemenacesyou8323

3 жыл бұрын

That reminds of Margaret Thatcher lul

"Many sales people find themselves in a dialogue that goes like this:" "Good morning. I'll buy your car." like yeah i guess but

@ziginox

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly how my last purchase went, but I was looking for a very specific car (Impreza hatchback, with manual transmission and the cold weather package...)

@rexjolles

3 жыл бұрын

@@ziginox cold weather package? Pshhh. My grandpa's car has no heat and you could probably drive that thing in antarctica

@ziginox

3 жыл бұрын

@@rexjolles I quite enjoy the heated seats, thank you very much!

@nthgth

3 жыл бұрын

@@ziginox always throws them for a loop when you know exactly what you want and how you want it

@littlesnowflakepunk855

2 жыл бұрын

"I hate the car I have now." "You're number one." "I'll buy your car, again."

'If the customer is bi, this leads two 3 ways' :|

@DougSalad

3 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what happens. Take my statement at face value.

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

am bi customer, can confirm this happened last time i went to the automobealership

@sprtsfanatic1

3 жыл бұрын

😏

@panghor

3 жыл бұрын

yikes

@joedog86

3 жыл бұрын

@@fossilfighters101 Bought the Cadilalilac, did you?

"You're going to find that most of your customers are poor." Not inaccurate.

@SonicBoone56

3 жыл бұрын

Even more true for Nissan dealers

@PorkchopGMX

3 жыл бұрын

*STOP*

@samueljett7807

3 жыл бұрын

What poor dude is trying to get a Mercedes?

@SonicBoone56

3 жыл бұрын

@@samueljett7807 people with credit cards

@RainbowManification

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not in a Mercedes dealership

"Making the customer feel adeez..making the customer feel adeez nutz." What a classic

"If the customer is bi, this leads to threeways" I wish that were the case

@breaded4skn731

3 жыл бұрын

It is

@joaovictorbatista5777

3 жыл бұрын

GET ON TINDER MY FRIEND

@MKLettis

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@saintsea-hat7891

3 жыл бұрын

You really want a three way at the car dealership?

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

@@breaded4skn731 am bi, can confirm

Mercedes-Bendz 𝓑𝓜𝓦 Jaugar Cadilladilladillac Rolls-Rolls-Rolls H

@chuckporter9526

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the new Escaladaladalade?

@Tesseract_King

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of effort she puts into jokes that are on the screen for less than a second is just incredible.

@elliot_sander

3 жыл бұрын

@@chuckporter9526 or maybe the new fleeteeteeteeteetwood

@officialSgtPepperArc360

2 жыл бұрын

r/theletterh

4:08 the face of someone realizing they’re in a YTP

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

“Now, uh, what are you?”

@onyx8231

3 жыл бұрын

It's with Seth Meyers said about Rudy Giuliani. Always making that face like someone who just sat on their balls.

@sentientblender

3 жыл бұрын

“Well, h-“

@soupalex

3 жыл бұрын

knew exactly which face you meant even before checking the timestamp

@LunarDelta

3 жыл бұрын

O_O;

"Let me add some thoughts: ......................" "Now, let me add some words: The difference between..." That was brilliant!

@nenissaK

3 жыл бұрын

It was so perfect I watched the whole video again and laughed at it twice in a row

@iamarok

3 жыл бұрын

You've got to have telepathy to hear his thoughts 😂

The fact that you made "manipulating people into buying cars. srars." using only text and a quick audio reversal of a part with no speech is beautifully meta.

@cynomyS

3 жыл бұрын

THIS! We’ve been in the game too long!

@natebot321

3 жыл бұрын

I could hear the 'srars' in my head hahahah

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I try to remember that part, I remember there being speech, even though I know there isn't any.

@richardmunsch8127

3 жыл бұрын

I could hear it too... A sign we've seen too many (almost enough) of these.

@DavisStevenson

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

salesperson to friends to lovers

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

to witches

@maverickREAL

3 жыл бұрын

slow burn, 100k words sdrords

@Lande_n_w

3 жыл бұрын

Believe me, it will give them something to talk about.

@officialSgtPepperArc360

2 жыл бұрын

Bb-bb-bb-bab-bab-boab-bab-bab-bab-boab-bab-

I'm so glad that the Eccentric Severe Tumors 80s cinematic universe is expanding

@somegalnamedseelpit3713

3 жыл бұрын

What if they each represent a deadly sin? If this one is lust, would the training video for grocery staff bee...idk, sloth? Wrath?

@gwentigone

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely sloth, every customer service representative in that store was lazy af

@rcbinchicken

3 жыл бұрын

@@somegalnamedseelpit3713 that's an oddly beautiful thought, I'm invested as hell for the next sinstallment

@KorenLesthe

2 жыл бұрын

People are still trying to replace their shoes, with no success.

@orlandowordsmith6208

Жыл бұрын

@@rcbinchicken "sinstallment" 😁

I like how the guy started to give pick-up tips to help his coworkers score more than just a car sale 😏

This brings us to a key question: what?

@mauigio

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm ded

@wolfmyoji9141

3 жыл бұрын

Mercedeez nutz

@Bruh-ob9mi

2 жыл бұрын

YIAYYY

I like how even the sexual jokes aren't too obscene. Good old DaThings keeping it clean as possible even when the jokes are suggestive ^_^

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

+

@SonicBoone56

3 жыл бұрын

And they're actually funny

@lindajackson8936

3 жыл бұрын

Just goes to show that you don't need to be inappropriate to be funny.

@fishycat.

3 жыл бұрын

@Sean Wilkinson Dathings is actually a ”she” :) But I agree, her way with words is just *mwah*

@BigboiiTone

3 жыл бұрын

The way you FHEEL behind the WhEeL!

He's looking to replace his three year old.

@yeoldeseawitch

3 жыл бұрын

well i mean kids are expensive. and a nice Mercedes is tempting so....

@Roxasora123

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, when this type of negotiation happens, everyone leaves

@singleproppilot

3 жыл бұрын

If you’ve ever had a three year old, you would understand the feeling.

“I’m going to add some thoughts...” ~silence~ “Now, I gonna add some words”

This feels like the masterpiece production of years of DaThings' adherence to making "clean" YTPs. I guess this is what you get when you have years of resisting cheap sex jokes in YTPs. No cheap shots or knee-jerk sex references here, just galaxy brain levels of innuendo.

@SonicBoone56

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@helloofthebeach

3 жыл бұрын

Editing people into saying "butt sex" was funny the first few times but the first few times were back in like 2012.

@opshredderytp

3 жыл бұрын

Jallerbo is the opposite, and as godoike as dathings

@Cindyisadog

3 жыл бұрын

It’s kind of like in the Renaissance, where people were really catholic, so they just made really hot paintings and statues

@buschmann1

2 жыл бұрын

Believe me, it’s given us something to talk about

The "Lemme add some thoughts now lemme add some words" joke is another reason why DaThings is the queen of clever when it comes to YTP.

Some more Dathingsisms: “Automobealership” “Susconscious” “Sciencenomics” “Losspect”

@zamnodorszk7898

3 жыл бұрын

Can we say Dathingsmanteaux?

@nthgth

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention, nom-nomnomics

DaThings cutting off sentences never stops being funny.

@dupetrooper

3 жыл бұрын

I'll buy your car, again.

@oomfoof7294

3 жыл бұрын

Same with combining words that end and start with the same syllables. "Auto mobealership"

@nthgth

3 жыл бұрын

@@oomfoof7294 that's called a portmanteau and it's almost always funny

The “Let me have some ideas” joke is absolutely killing me

@simplyvibinn5417

3 жыл бұрын

thoughts* but yeah that was good

@forregom

3 жыл бұрын

"Let me have some thots."

@fashnek

3 жыл бұрын

Or “Let me add some thoughts”, for those who watched the video.

Between the 3-ways, witch parties, and snowball fights this sounds like my dream job

@Technotoadnotafrog

Жыл бұрын

Smoking weed, too

@e5858

Жыл бұрын

Well, you have to be prepared to die

"There's nothing worse to me than having somebody pull out of here in a new Mercedes-Benz. I mean, this is a Toyota dealership. How does that keep happening?"

This YTP gave me something to talk about

@thethatone2166

2 жыл бұрын

I believe you

@sparrow4852

2 жыл бұрын

One of your challenges is to LoL, again

Gotta be real, "nomnomnomics, the study of celery" comes to mind every time I or my roommate feed our rabbit some celery. We think about it a lot.

"let me add some thoughts... Now let me add some words" felt like a joke out of Airplane! Top notch stuff.

I believe this YTP has fulfilled one of my susconscious needs.

staff training videos are such good sources. I'll buy your car I'll cuy your bar

@snipetysniper

3 жыл бұрын

I have 9 cars I need to buy tonight

@AxelTheAussie

3 жыл бұрын

@@snipetysniper can't you just get a boyfriend?

@JouvaMoufette

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxelTheAussie Perhaps they are bi which will lead to three ways.

@Cindyisadog

3 жыл бұрын

Staff training videos are such good sources. Good horses. SoS

@officialSgtPepperArc360

2 жыл бұрын

They've manipulated us into buying cars........srars.

3:31 "You might learn that the customer is a witch. At the same time, you're trying to satisfy your need to earn friends, and turn a prospect into a source of repeat friendship and witch parties." Gotta get my invites to those witch parties. Once you go to a witch party, you're ruined for non-witch parties.

Christ. Another new Chrysler.

@huzzzer6083

3 жыл бұрын

That rear end looks just like a jet plane!

@m.amadeo3434

3 жыл бұрын

no one knows what he`s talking about..

@palazzo1113

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Chrysler!

@KestrelTown

3 жыл бұрын

Semen Bradley here...

@punker4Real

3 жыл бұрын

anything post 2000 was junk designed to last the warranty and fall apart

"Husbands like the salesman to take his wife." LOL

@chuckporter9526

3 жыл бұрын

He's servicing the wife between 5 and 6, so the guy kinda has to leave the wife there. Though frankly, I wouldn't be OK with it... I would prefer my wife to be serviced by an accredited Mercedes technician.

@singleproppilot

2 жыл бұрын

That’s kinda early in the evening, honestly.

"Mercedes Benz" THIS ISN'T YOU "Celery" THIS IS YOU~

@Liliputian07

3 жыл бұрын

fucking throwback

@Erdenichtspricht

3 жыл бұрын

The real award... is havin' CELERY

@emberytp

3 жыл бұрын

can ya give me? -CELERY...CELERRRYYYYY ...eerie...

@my667thgoogleaccount7

3 жыл бұрын

I love you guys. No homo. Kinda.

"This brings us to the customer's clothes. Remove them as obstacles to the sale and fully expose the customer." "Don't you know anything about consent?" "...Good point. Fully expose the customer WITHOUT forcing them." Only dathings would be able to sentence mix a sex joke that still manages to be wholesome somehow at the same time.

4:03 "Let me ask you a couple questions if I may" *Eyes widen, Vietnam flashbacks*

"That could be a legitimate statement or PSYCHE!" Is pretty much the plot of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction

I'm spaced. 420 smoke

@bachaddict

3 жыл бұрын

smoke smoke smoke smoke

@noisepuppet

2 жыл бұрын

@@bachaddict feel at ease

@bachaddict

2 жыл бұрын

@@noisepuppet any poops in your chute?

@noisepuppet

Жыл бұрын

@noisepuppet feel the leaf 🌿

“The price is equal to the price”. Truer words have never been spoken.

Consider this: Mercedeeze NUTS

“Manipulating people into buying cars” Off to a good start

5:22 "by the way, you're dressed" makes me wanna play some Witcher 3

2:34 - "Question: Turn down for what?" OK, you got me there!

@zaidmaaita3759

Жыл бұрын

DJ snake

At 1:41, I was really waiting for "There's a science in the automotive industry called 'Beating the Workers'."

3:24 Middle-aged Frodo Baggins 3:55 the brand logos 🤣🤣🤣

I just want to let everyone know that the people in this video have seen it and absolutely love it - my friend works at this dealership, and the same guy still owns and remembers this video from the 80s. Some of the salesmen still work there too!

@fossilfighters101

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@stanleyfrost6026

Жыл бұрын

Proof?

@saagabragi6938

Жыл бұрын

How old is he? 60?

> Drug references, violent themes, dark humor, sexual humor > Like, way more than usual Content warning getting me hyped for some of the raunchier material, but this was still pretty tame by YTP standards

@EvanMe

3 жыл бұрын

Not for DaThings

@ProfesserLuigi

3 жыл бұрын

We haven't even scraped cs188 levels.

@russellhunter9951

3 жыл бұрын

Or jailerbo or busnut levels.

@MustraOrdo

3 жыл бұрын

or sinnedtragedy, original name, or noisepuppet levels.

@TonyBMan

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't u see all those sexy nude fenders tho????

"However, we're not talking about feet, we're talking about O C T O C A M O." - Holy shit, that was a blast from the past.

The "SRARS" at 0:10 is so validating to my subconscious

@Monkevr812

Күн бұрын

**breathing** Text: SRARS

I was not at all prepared for a celery joke in this, the year of our lord 2020.

"No, we're talking about something else'' :)

3:15 I can't get over this face gesture..like what lol

2:47 this is the most inspirational speech I've ever heard in my life

Believe me, Merceighty’s gave me something to talk about.

I just realized the 420 reference occurred at 4:20 into the video

@Theshawnusgames

5 ай бұрын

..because my clients are spaced. Four twenty.. smoke smoke smoke smoke

@charlesdoesmore5488

Ай бұрын

​@@Theshawnusgames OK, enough!

The celery callback made me shed a tear 😭

i love that you didn't have to edit a single part around "remove them as obstacles to the sale" 5:10

"believe me, it'll give them something to talk about" is now one of my home's everyday phrases 😂

Question: Turn down for what

5:15 the consent fairy

The "lie flat on the ground wearing a suit" bit was great, even though I haven't played MGS4.

God this has to be one of your all time best YTPs, the pacing and jokes had me in stitches the whole video!

5:39 destroyed me

7:15 I come back every now and then just for this moment. The clash/contrast between "trust" and "me" cracks me up every single time, lmao

1:58 "Gooood Nom-Nom-Nomics!" Ibuki would be proud.

I love how good old corporate videos are for YTPs. This one was fantastic.

@alexross1816

Жыл бұрын

They require the narrator to be deadpan as hell, which makes for excellent comedy. Plus, the articulation and variety of sounds makes for perfect sentence mixing.

“Salespeople with benefits” The perfect way to describe my job It has two meanings and they’re both true

Omg! “Sus-conscious” already had me in an outburst of laughter. Top drawer, DaThings, top drawer.

Consider this: Mercedes Buttz

@artistwithouttalent

3 жыл бұрын

Mercedeeznuts

3:25 This man has haunted eyes, eyes that have looked out at the indifferent grey sea washing in and out, and where others see the mundane existence of a lighthouse worker and the cycle of the tides, this man sees the eldritch truth, that our sense of metaphysical stability is only skin deep, and that horrors of blasphemous abnormality exist just beneath the surface...this man's eyes have seen what no human was ever meant to see.... And that's probably why he's in a video about selling cars.

"Good point..Fully expose the customer without forcing them" I was dying hahah

7:31 Guy: Let's give them something to talk about Bonnie Riatt: How about love?

You saved the best joke for the very end. Well done!

Aw cool, my uncle is a sciencenomics graduate too.

5:00 and onward got really hilarious! SIMPLY WING IT!!! Believe me it will give them somethin' to talk about! Good luck!

The BMW logo edit is so genius, oh my God.

"If the customer is bi, this leads to threeways." 🤣🤣🤣

@nthgth

3 жыл бұрын

Even if you're *in the middle* of your sales presentation

the fact that I laughed at not one, but TWO _Deez Nuts_ jokes in the year 2020, is a testament to the genius of DaThings

@BunzJackson

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I haven't heard "Feel at ease. Feela deez nuts" before

I've been subscribed to DaThings for years, and have yet to receive the tiger poster or the toaster as a gift. I did get the animal stickers though.

This channel is the pinnacle of comedy. I’ve been crying laughing for hours.

"Let me add some thoughts." ... "Now let me add some words." murders me every time

I'm uncomfortable with the energy created by 4:52 an onwards. 😂😂😂 "............................. Now let me add some words."

7:04 didn't know the mercedes wanted the ***bendz*** from us bis

Were not talking about feet were talking about OCTO-CAMO

@edslushie570

3 жыл бұрын

No, we’re talking about something else.

@djk1288

3 жыл бұрын

@@edslushie570 Mercedes Benz automobiles.

The amount of sexual innuendo after the 5:30 mark is probably on the edge of KZread's ToS 😂

I don't think these end-credits YTPMVs get enough love and acknowledgement as they should. This one was awesome!

Irrelevant to everything but fans of The Office - 4:05 looks like a perfect hybrid of Steve Carell/Michael Scott and Ricky Gervais/David Brent!

0:57 that was so smooth

It's a great day for America, everybody we get to play The Price is Equal To the Price

2:23 the price is the price

1:35 That "ok" and "objection" xD

(3:52) Ah yes, BMW from Warner Bros…

@THEACTUALLDL123

8 ай бұрын

Wait did you doing an LT bloopers?