i eat food ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

@marquesread

7 ай бұрын

I don't believe that's actually the truth.

@AllisAlt

7 ай бұрын

yo SAAAAME no way I thought I was the only one :o

@AlexCrews

7 ай бұрын

😂

@user-qv2mc3dw5o

7 ай бұрын

lol do u REALLY expect me to believe that??????

@kenirainseeker539

7 ай бұрын

i eat souls

"University of No Dames" has to be the most advanced form of "No Girls Allowed" treefort sign I've ever seen.

@lolliii5477

7 ай бұрын

probably means "no relations with women allowed"

@noisepuppet

7 ай бұрын

0wn3d

@oscardunn8060

7 ай бұрын

OWNED

@AnglAfro

7 ай бұрын

No maidens

@BrickBuster2552

7 ай бұрын

@@AnglAfro No invitation to the Roundtable Hold?

"dissatisfied with hampshire, gordon introduces a new hampshire" now we know who was really behind the american revolution

@ahhhhhhh1319

7 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in New Hampshire this is true

@cormarcormar

7 ай бұрын

​@@ahhhhhhh1319 as someone who explores in gordon ramsey's mind using my little tiny submarine i can confirm

@ashleycowan7733

6 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in Hampshire, I understand why he'd be dissatisfied with it here!

@badusername9903

6 ай бұрын

@@ashleycowan7733 im in the new hampshire rn it is MUCH better

@Errfbond

6 ай бұрын

WOOHOOOO!!

"Forgive me , I have sinned." But Gordon is unforgivable.

@jimbobdoohicky9150

7 ай бұрын

the narrator really said the lord forgives but i do not

@saagabragi6938

7 ай бұрын

@@jimbobdoohicky9150 Where?

@Archbishopofcheeseburger

Ай бұрын

Wow. Depressing.

"I'm just here. It's not much fun working." Felt that.

@jakethepillowsnake5302

7 ай бұрын

God SAME

@sparky6757

7 ай бұрын

I enjoy my work, have you considered enjoying your work instead of not?

@Sentinel82

7 ай бұрын

​@@sparky6757 Have you considered NOT working for enjoyment instead?

@kaden-sd6vb

7 ай бұрын

Im at work rn. I feel this.

@LucreDenouncer

7 ай бұрын

Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast

Kitchen Nightmares summarized " the problem here is the food"

@kevinbissinger

7 ай бұрын

or the owners are in denial about being jerks because you don't understand how haaaarrrrd it is

@TheOnlyCaprisun

7 ай бұрын

And the souls of the owners!

@TehUltimateSnake

7 ай бұрын

and the SuS

Turning it around really worked wonders. Shame Lupin left

@TheOnlyCaprisun

7 ай бұрын

Would’ve worked wonders for Jillys

@i-am-linja

7 ай бұрын

"Oh okay, cool! I'm glad things have turned around!"

@dr.bright6272

7 ай бұрын

@eleanor-nb with puns like that it's no wonder Lupin left

@Rev_Erser

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheOnlyCaprisuns'ylliJ

@i-am-linja

7 ай бұрын

@@dr.bright6272 With puns like these, who needs YTPs?

The "omg it's him" bits were hilarious. JOHN J. KITCHENIGHTMARES III

@metetural9140

7 ай бұрын

"I don't feel like I'm a man."

@SeppelSquirrel

7 ай бұрын

His name is my name too! 🎵

@DimensionalMola

7 ай бұрын

​@@SeppelSquirrelWhenever I go out, The people always shout

@alastorsasylum3342

6 ай бұрын

@@metetural9140guess he’s Jenna J. Kitchenightmares I now.

"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners souls" was absolutely hilarious

@Khrrck

5 ай бұрын

A perfect use of the Gameger howl too.

@2ndpartycrasher954

4 ай бұрын

​@@KhrrckThe what

@Khrrck

4 ай бұрын

@@2ndpartycrasher954 Watch "Gameger" to the end.

@Artificer_

17 күн бұрын

@@2ndpartycrasher954 the howl from Gameger, of course!

"Now, I don't feel like I'm a man" Wishing all the best to Jessica J. Kitchenightmares III in her transition!

@lucase.2546

6 ай бұрын

🎉🎉🎉🎉

@bobmcguffin5706

5 ай бұрын

If there was a John J Kitchenightmares IV, and then John J Kitchenightmares III transitioned, does John J Kitchenightmares IV retroactively become the new John J Kitchenightmares III?

@Lucifersfursona

5 ай бұрын

@@bobmcguffin5706it’s Gandalf rules Sources: trans

@bobmcguffin5706

5 ай бұрын

@@Lucifersfursona I don’t follow. Are you saying that it’s now Jessica J. Kitchenightmares the White?

@noconsequence4486

3 ай бұрын

​@@bobmcguffin5706 lmao

Are you Jeff? Are you the chef? Are you chef Jeff? Are you Jeff the Chef?

@poomipatlurkudom3883

7 ай бұрын

Ahhaah😂😂😂, i cant

@Sentinel82

7 ай бұрын

Chef Jeff Gordon!

@abstractgrant

7 ай бұрын

Thank you Jeff.

@CaptainBlitz

7 ай бұрын

Are The Jeff, Chef?

@TheGreatsagegoku

6 ай бұрын

.... *Dramatic Sting*

"He's not gonna like the menu." Gordon: "I'm always nervous when there's...menus."

“Gordon is ready to start beginning.” “Gordon is ready to begin starting.” Maybe the Burgers would have worked if Gordon only knew that “To get started, you need to get started”

@dalek901

3 ай бұрын

thank god for the internet spider

Gordon's anxious to meet God... "Forgive me, I have sinned" BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE

@KSengage86

5 ай бұрын

Depressing.

"This is Willy J. Richards. How am I speaking?" The burgers taking control of the customers mind had me laughing hard.

When he took their souls I nearly lost mine laughing.

@Artificer_

7 ай бұрын

that was Gordon trying to steal your soul through your mouth

"Dude, I don't know what's burgers!" Coming from a guy who is called a burger

"If I could think, things would be a little bit better" if that ain't a mood

Gordon was wrong for taking Wario's soles.

@ghostcassette6012

7 ай бұрын

Unforgivable

“I’m just here. It’s not much fun working” Me too man. Me too…

This is so good. Your sentence mixing and joke structure is utterly unmatched in any YTP I've seen. I don't know how you come up with half the jokes you do, but you execute them so well.

@ShuckleShellAnemia

7 ай бұрын

You get an ear for it with practice.

@dartheria7914

5 ай бұрын

Only thing I wish she did more was more vulgar sentence mixing, maybe it’s because I’m 12 mentally but some of the vulgar stuff in like, a CS188 poop sends me

@Lucifersfursona

5 ай бұрын

I wish my brain could make the film salads this good 😂

@Slatefield100

5 күн бұрын

That's honestly what I like about her material the most - if you can deliver as good of a punchline without dipping into vulgarity, it comes off a lot more clever. And she does that really well.

The "THREE YEARS LATER" got me laughing way too hard

@hekirb3382

7 ай бұрын

Was that a fesh prince reference?

@Yeahimagamer

7 ай бұрын

@@hekirb3382 yes

@EliBrody

7 ай бұрын

salute to the peers with the launch of part 3

@MrBeardsley

Ай бұрын

Ironically, J. Willy’s closed a few months after the episode aired.

"Dissatisfied with the kitchen. Gordon takes the owners souls"

@MissVargas05

5 ай бұрын

WHAT? THAT IS SO F*CKED

4:05 Me: Wait why do they have Guile's hair on them? Gordon: "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it." Me: Ah

@MrBeardsley

Ай бұрын

I love those “sensible chuckle” DaThings jokes

The line, "Oh my god it's a bear!" is inexplicably funny

@bobmcguffin5706

4 ай бұрын

Or sumthing

@Bloodletter8

2 ай бұрын

Arf arf arf

0:08 This implies that he's been to other restaurants where he *can* turn them into morgues with just a banana. Chef Pansy, I'm terrified.

@mistercreeper3029

5 ай бұрын

And the fact that he can take people's souls and soles at will. He is truly a threat to society.

@odwrksboxedtrash3730

5 ай бұрын

@@mistercreeper3029 I can excuse taking souls. But taking away soles? That's just not ethical in the slightest.

@mistercreeper3029

5 ай бұрын

@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 Even someone like Wario can't take it!

@mistercreeper3029

4 ай бұрын

​@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 That's exactly why Pansy is unforgivable! And he has to go to church too! No wonder he's anxious.

@bobmcguffin5706

25 күн бұрын

@@odwrksboxedtrash3730in his defence, he was dissatisfied

Gordon eating the owners' souls is what finally tipped me over into full choking laughter, 10/10

"Dissastisfied with Hampshire, Gordon introduces a New Hampshire" had me almost pee myself with laughter

3:25 "all of a sudden, burgers?"

@davidl570

3 күн бұрын

You know it was scary.

Gordon is going to turn this restaurant into a morgue.

@bobmcguffin5706

5 ай бұрын

But he’s going to need more than a banana

3:06 Resisting the temptation to put Nicole here must have been hard

I’ve replayed 1:31 so so many times. It is way too funny lmaoo

@GodlightTheTranscended7745

7 ай бұрын

"Dissatisfied with the kitchen, Gordon takes the owners' souls." (Gordon befaces and de-souls the face and soul of one of the owners)

@JordanStewart-nf8oy

5 ай бұрын

​@GodlightTheTranscended7745 wow thanks I can't see you saved me

"Forgive me, I have si-" "BUT GORDON IS UNFORGIVABLE"

This made me realize just how funny a word "burgers" is

@KSengage86

5 ай бұрын

You're a burger.

@Bloodletter8

2 ай бұрын

Dude, I don't know what's BURGERS

@davidl570

3 күн бұрын

They're rushed out to the burger room.

Gordon needs those souls so he can fight Postman Tap and the Wonder Bros

2:26 She's just like me for real

@theskrunkly

4 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@ob2kenobi388

4 ай бұрын

​@@theskrunkly Thanks!

@Wombattlr

2 ай бұрын

​Common ​@@ob2kenobi388W

3:14 Sauce, SaUcE , sUs, SUS... OH MAN THE SAUCE WAS SUS and i promise i would never do a sus jokes.

"WHAAAT?? THAT IS SO **FUCKED**" in the wario voice got me so fucking good. as excellent a ytp as ever

We all know Gordon uses more than a banana to turn failing restaurants around; he uses an apple, too.

@roukerasati9611

7 ай бұрын

The whole idea of Gordon just beating everyone with a banana is hilarious.

@P_araps

7 ай бұрын

he also uses burgers apparently

@oren1305

4 ай бұрын

​@@roukerasati9611Reminds me of an old Monty Python bit about defending yourself against fresh fruit. Lol

@roukerasati9611

4 ай бұрын

@@oren1305 Lol! Yesss!

DaThings still sentence mixing new jokes after all these years? What an unsurprising surprise.

The narrator alone, just makes me want more Ancient Aliens, and Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura poops. Good stuff

3:59 my mind when I eat burger

1:31 i lost it at gordon taking the owner's souls

TFW you're driving along looking for a place where u can eat fish and you see that sign

@Kintsugi23

7 ай бұрын

Just be careful you don't get pulled over for failing to yeet.

I really feel bad for Steeve , he is just there and he has not much fun working. Gordon's visit made all that worse for sure.

Gordon barely doing anything to actually help is so on brand for the show

@Sentinel82

7 ай бұрын

Giving his time and six figures to fix these lazy idiots restaurants seems like enough.

@Reecer77

7 ай бұрын

what do you mean? he LITERALLY started.

@TheGreatsagegoku

6 ай бұрын

He's begun being ready to begin starting

Manager: /grows obvious dog ears and makes obvious dog sounds/ Narrator: Oh my God, it’s a bear or something

"oh my god it's a bear" got me way harder than it should have

@bobmcguffin5706

Ай бұрын

Or something

"The sirloin is absolutely incredible. Just send regrets, don't be there." - Lisbon III before following his own advice

"To be honest, I've-I've tasted good." But now you . . . don't?

3:20 it's gone all burgers now

0:14 might genuinely be one of the best Mario RPG victory theme edits I've ever witnessed.

the craziest part about this is that they actually set up a fake confessional

*And Lupin III is running away!*

The credits music is fucking unhinged and I love it

2:09 Very relatable

"I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it." that setup. great like sause sauce saus sos.

Narrator: "Gordon is anxious to meet God" Gordon: "Forgive me, for I have sinned" Narrator: "But Gordon is *UNFORGIVEABLE* "

i lost it at "I'm amazed you Guiles put up with it". sounded like a genuine slip up used for the perfect joke.

Love the Super Paper Mario sound effect for turning restaurants around

2:01 shuush 😆

I knew exactly where the joke was going when i heard "dissatisfied with Hampshire" but lost it for a full minute anyway

0:31 You sure it isn't Lupin's fault for making you homeless?

the burger bit was exactly as unnecessarily long as it needed to be. peak comedy. you win ms. things you've done it again

"If I could think, things would be a lot better" Same

Literally turning the restaurant around and then the mario victory theme killed me

as someone with broken humour that made "burger" a funny word, this video was legitimately too funny for me. thank you.

@TheGreatsagegoku

6 ай бұрын

It's too much for one to bear

Loved the Mario jokes in this one

It’s not common that you find comedy where EVERY joke is just batshit crazy and it all lands…. It’s not fair how people can be as funny as DaThings over here, it puts me in awe

2:59 under appreciated lol

"Owned by husband and wife, Rick" This line is gonna stick in my head forever

Been waiting for a Kitsch Night for so long. Thank you so much.

The burgers are flying away! 😂😂😂 It made me laugh so hard, and I can’t explain it. It might be my 4AM sleep deprived brain, but damn that shit was funny!

Replayed 1:12 a dozen times cause it's so funny with the music going back and forth and the motion of the phone.

Just one word Burger.

I really appreciate the long-tail joke of "turning the restaurant around" that persisted through the entirety of the video.

The Mario RPG level up dance cutout thing hasn't even been around that long and you've already slipped it into a video. Your workflow must be incredible.

How is it that you keep making YTPs of things I just happen to be watching for fun at the moment anyway?!? Not that I'm complaining, I just think it's funny...first Columbo, now this! Loved it with the narrator's comments...

Love how the episode basically restarted itself like three different times, with each one being its own sort of arc that built upon the previous. Incredible stuff and the "long in a manner of speaking" bit absolutely killed me x)

As someone who was born only a few miles away from this restaurant, thank you for pooping this episode. The restaurant is now a parking lot, between a Dunkin Donut's and a hotel, in case anyone was curious about that for any reason.

@barrothontherocks3325

7 ай бұрын

it's just like that one song, pave burger place and make it a parking lot

@FooPanda

6 ай бұрын

​@@barrothontherocks3325By John Mare

@davidl570

3 күн бұрын

Dang, so not only did it go out of business, but it was torn down as well? That's sad.......................but it happens.

The sign flashing while saying “u can eat fish” sent me😂

The burgers are flying away, the burgers take control of the costumers mind. Shit was hilarious!

JOHN *dramatic noise* JOHN *dramatic noise*

I hope you know, KZread Poops from you and a handful of other creators are something that my friend and I regularly get excited for like a new TV episode. We will wait to watch new ones until we're together.

I loved the marry-merry merger jokes with souls and soles!

This may be the funniest ytp you’ve ever done. Thank you Ellie. Merry Christmas ♥️

So glad I found this channel again after remembering the How it’s Made YTP from years ago! Good job and keep it up!!!

"Forgive me, I have sinned" is one of my favorite ytp lines ever 😂

I really appreciate the fact that you put subtitles on these videos. It’s a small thing, but it means a lot

2:08 As a fellow DDR enthusiast I also agree that "I'm just here" and that "It's not much fun working"

Surely we can forgive Gordon. It's Christmas time!

"i'm just here. it's not much fun working". i bet a LOT of people felt that.

As silly as a content warning may seem for a ytp it being there delights me, thank you for including it This is also quality stuff oml

omg it's Wario, famous from the hit game series WarioWare!

“Gordon is anxious to meet God, but Gordon’s unforgivable” had me on the floor laughing oh my GOD

i constantly think about "This is Willy J Richards, how am I speaking?"

We need more burger service.

You're one of the few ancient YTPers in existence. Take pride.

1:02 My reaction when I see my best friend.

Love to still see super paper Mario getting some love

@CoolTangerine93

7 ай бұрын

Same...the nostalgia is real!