Two married men gossiping about their wives.

@nayy_ira6697

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@BCsenge97

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 Lol true

@lucasvieira3609

3 жыл бұрын

goals

@tkm1550

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@hotmessmom6871

3 жыл бұрын

Alternate video title

I wake up at noon to not have a morning routine and save time

@superbfacts4786

3 жыл бұрын

wow, i wish every person in the world should be like you. Sike! every one already is.

@pluzUltraquill

3 жыл бұрын

same

@frankdrebin2343

3 жыл бұрын

best lifehack

@katsura2605

3 жыл бұрын

Genius think alike

@ozomozik

3 жыл бұрын

Do you ever see something funny and you want to laugh but you cant and you try to laugh

Markiplier: *Wakes up* Markiplier: *Stands up* *Breaks 15 bones*

@treyjetson5320

2 жыл бұрын

Is this funny for some reason? I dont watch him so I dont get it.

@MD11105

2 жыл бұрын

@@treyjetson5320 he just breaks a lot of bones whether it's funny or not idk

@Almighty_DarkLord

2 жыл бұрын

@@treyjetson5320 and goes to tha hospital like every month sometimes multiple times in a month for different injuries

@riioas5543

2 жыл бұрын

That’s so funny

@bellaknightR597

Жыл бұрын

@@MD11105 he said that he breaks bones in twos or was it threes?

Could you imagine going down stairs at 2 in the morning to get a mid night snack and you see your dad watching anime with cat headphones on lol

@theredscourge

2 жыл бұрын

eating right before bed is unhealthy, its better to adjust your dinner a bit later so you're not hungry right before bed.

@jsbfkdls

2 жыл бұрын

@@theredscourge Depends what you do! At least from what I heard if youre consistently working out, its actually better to eat a little before bed so when you sleep the muscles can suck up the nutrients better and not be wasted on energy. Of course a full meal right before bedtime isnt the best but a small meal some time before bed should be healthy, if youre doing it right.

@filip9564

2 жыл бұрын

@@theredscourge source: trust me bro

@JustinRedFlame

2 жыл бұрын

Yo this comment legitimately had me dying 😂🤣

@morcraft6433

2 жыл бұрын

Its not just an anime! Its one piece! *SpongeBob crying sounds*

Imagine waking up. Cringe. In fact, I'm writing this while sleeping.

@babajimobile48

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@StarLightSkyish

3 жыл бұрын

Ew you sleep,you fucking cringe

@ramakrishnareddy7615

3 жыл бұрын

Very cringy

@arc7653

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine talking sh*t like this, "Cringe"

@babajimobile48

3 жыл бұрын

@@arc7653 no u

“You probably pee in the shower too don’t you?” *said Ken, to the man who SHIT in the shower AT WORK, and didn’t even clean it up*

@noragardner4072

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Pewdiepie who did that

@michekko725

3 жыл бұрын

@@noragardner4072 reread the comment

@jamsekun1810

3 жыл бұрын

LMMAAAAOOOOOOOO

@noragardner4072

3 жыл бұрын

@@michekko725 I see it now

@jinxvectro7688

3 жыл бұрын

'

Pewds says that he brushes his teeth in the shower because it, “saves time”. In order to save even more time he proceeds to shit in the shower so that not a single minute is wasted.

@kennethkennethson4991

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair the conditioner takes like 5 minutes to set, so may as well. Quick waffle stomp

@pigeonman7355

2 жыл бұрын

well something's "wasted"

@Lftarded

2 жыл бұрын

@@pigeonman7355 I see what you did there

@herculesbrofister265

2 жыл бұрын

Do your dishes in the shower too

@Sam-vk8xd

2 жыл бұрын

Kramer did it first

"i wake up dehydrated every morning" imagine bragging about insufficient water intake

@bundagaming6957

2 жыл бұрын

everyone wakes up dehydrated…

@vebwhore6017

2 жыл бұрын

i dont mean to brag but…. no srsly i gate it but i loterally cann force myseflf tk drink and its three am tn

@herculesbrofister265

2 жыл бұрын

@@bundagaming6957 true. Unless you're hooked up to an IV or wake up every couple hours to drink(and therefore pee)

@bundagaming6957

2 жыл бұрын

@@herculesbrofister265 I mean most people

@madysonoster4759

Жыл бұрын

I drink literal gallons of water everyday (Low blood pressure+low sodium=heavy sodium diet=THIRSTYYY) and still wake up dying of thirst in the morning 😂

Ken: “You probably pee in the shower too” Pewdiepie: *Nervous laugh* Pewdiepie Fans: “He actually takes dumps in the shower too”

@camgriffin4003

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹

@ansarm2097

3 жыл бұрын

Fax

@willamdiprofio9091

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ubaidr1029

3 жыл бұрын

Ah gash I just forgot about that

@Pickle_Dave

3 жыл бұрын

shower dumps hit diiiferent

Markiplier’s daily routine: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

@hesamnajafi5229

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂I'm dying

@victordrake2533

3 жыл бұрын

Hey!! That's a [REDACTED CHANNEL] reference!! Nice 👌

@zidani.s6712

3 жыл бұрын

Talent Show's Judges be like: *G O L D E N B U Z Z E R*

@thomaspaulen3402

3 жыл бұрын

Now, thats what i call a helthy rutine

@rhiel1728

3 жыл бұрын

Spongebob

Markiplier: "How longs an average shower, 5 minutes" Pewdiepie: "I sit in the shower for an hour The government: "please do 2 minutes to stay water-wise :)"

@nvignesh

2 жыл бұрын

jake gyllenhaal : "You guys take showers?"

@anorange7900

2 жыл бұрын

How the fuck do you do 2 minutes in a shower?

@theredscourge

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get why people think saving water is an environmental thing, it just goes into the sewer, goes into a water treatment plant, then goes back in the river or lake or whatever. All you're doing is saving the government some money by using less water.

@ryuumaru98

2 жыл бұрын

@@theredscourge cause schools are teaching people that water is a limited resource.

@11Survivor

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryuumaru98 Liquid *fresh* water _is_ a limited resource. Ever tried drinking seawater? Good luck.

Ken walking away during Felix's pescatarian rant is gold

Felix has achieved boomer humor: complaining about his wife.

@deSolAxe

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the sheets have to be straight.

@sheepyrino

3 жыл бұрын

Achievement unlocked "Boomer humor"

@maplelu9514

3 жыл бұрын

@@deSolAxe yes they do 😂

@eskikanal9553

3 жыл бұрын

* It says 1.30 on my profile, hand attacked 1.31, my buddy *

@chowderwhillis9448

3 жыл бұрын

@Cringe Comicals nah most real accomplished men who work for themselves can hate on anyone anything and not give af, you can’t cancel a tradesman, if he has a boss he will probably agree with him. But then u get the triggered ppl saying “Is you life really that crappy you feel the need to take others down?!?” (I see those comments all the time when someone calls another out on their bs) “Nah I just like making fun of idiots and pointing out your own hypocrisy.”

Ken: “you probably pee in the shower too” *flashbacks to pewds’ shower shit story*

@fartheadBUMM

3 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

@Twocat5side

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dubs1071

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I used to watch your videos so much, thanks for teaching me for to longboard!!!

@cleo6485

3 жыл бұрын

@@dubs1071 real cute

@deltamezzo4598

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

Felix and Ken's friendship is just too wholesome. Can really see how much they genuinely care for each other in these videos. :)

13:23 Ken is literally my mood whenever a vegan starts "flexing".

@youmakemehappy7

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

I like how Mark's "morning routine" is just going to the hospital according to the thumbnail.

@wandacabaneros1259

3 жыл бұрын

awww hell nahh 😭💀💀

@veratycheberg4975

3 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@jimbo7461

3 жыл бұрын

Poor mark

@lucyowo6015

3 жыл бұрын

Oml- I just realised that-

@angie_slendergirl

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Today I woke up at 8am and said F that and went back to sleep. Also, put on the same socks I've had on for 3 days.

@suptimandalbera

3 жыл бұрын

Have a nice day

@iamkevinbb-opposite7207

3 жыл бұрын

Okie Dokie

@Lana.381

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@CHarper19

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally expecting your comment lol

@retrobit5973

3 жыл бұрын

ChadToastKen

The story about pewdiepie and the woman with the stroller trying to pass him had me rolling 🤣

@bellaknightR597

Жыл бұрын

It reminded me of Sam Wilson and Steve Rodgers lol

“i dont wanna dog on markiplier” continues to dog on markiplier

@Bettersucksaul

2 жыл бұрын

Aren’t they friends??

@heavydirtymind

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bettersucksaul idk smth happened between them maybe but i genuinely don't know what is it

@heavydirtymind

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bettersucksaul so they didn't became as close friends as before

@puskas_baller

2 жыл бұрын

markiplier comes off as kinda fake and i dont think felix likes it

@youmakemehappy7

2 жыл бұрын

@@puskas_baller really? I never got that from mark

Ken: "You Pee in the shower don't you?" Felix: remembering the time he took a shit in a public shower.

@guts60

3 жыл бұрын

And walking away as if nothing happened

@kalebwtk

3 жыл бұрын

W h a t

@fuzzync_2303

3 жыл бұрын

Y’all are seesaws Zack

@prestige6390

3 жыл бұрын

Which vid?

@lizzzasmr4141

3 жыл бұрын

When did he talk about that?😂

Guy: "I wake up around 6:30/7" Felix: "He wakes up at 6:37am? That's very precise, I got to give it to him"

@adzhanoev1481

3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact... Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

@user-hl5yt5oi1g

3 жыл бұрын

Bs

@jeremyhernandez2456

3 жыл бұрын

Bs

@JoseGarcia-mi4ig

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrUssy101 Again, it’s called lip syncing and asking permission over a meme song, stop trying to cancel Pewdiepie if you’re literally subbed to him. And you’ve been reported

@whydidyoueatmycake3019

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrUssy101 no

I'm dying at David Dobrik just casually talking about his anxieties and compulsions. Reminds me so much of when I've just talked super casually about something without realising until later that actually it's kinda deep and part of my mental illness. Like when I casually told people about the time I didn't consider myself a human lmao 😭

@gracemay800

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh I have ocd and can deffo say this is a symptom. It sounds like David has mild ocd which I wouldn’t be surprised about

@Dante-nu5cn

2 жыл бұрын

Way care to elaborate about the not feeling human part? Lol

@hannahlack1061

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dante-nu5cn People treated me bad for so long I started feeling completely alien. They didn't seem to treat me like other humans so for at least a few years I just didn't count myself as human lol. And I didn't realise how sad it was for a while so just casually dropped it in convos 😬 I'm proud to say I now consider myself an especially cool human tho 😎

These videos with Ken are some of my favourites. both pewds and ken are good friends so the convos are super hilarious

Felix: “I'm not going to dunk on Markiplier.” Slam dunks on Markiplier

@maheshmehar948

3 жыл бұрын

Subscribe plz

@Pablo.Escobar

3 жыл бұрын

@@maheshmehar948 no

@lucyowo6015

3 жыл бұрын

Oop- True-

@jimbo7461

3 жыл бұрын

@@maheshmehar948 no

@Hyooman

3 жыл бұрын

@@maheshmehar948 no

My morning routine is “wake up” then “go back to sleep” 1 second later. Studies say sleep is good for your mental health :P

@sujitprathameeshravichandr127

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@maheshmehar12

3 жыл бұрын

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@dosh7276

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here. But yea you should always take care of your sleep schedule

@xb-dx

3 жыл бұрын

Nice to see you here 🙂

@vector5937

3 жыл бұрын

What're u doing here :o

What do these morning routine people do when they 'look at emails'? Like these people spend all day working out and checking emails and nothing more.

Their routines : wake up, get ready, set up my camera, and then reenact it

Weekdays: Wake up at 6am, struggle to stay awake. Weekends: Wake up at 6am, struggle to go back to sleep

@anssyzwn

3 жыл бұрын

Soo trueee

@THEthedominette

3 жыл бұрын

this is weekend rn and i am very much tired

@asianskullJR

3 жыл бұрын

God dammit why can't I sleep it's 6:07 here👍

@adriantarifa5118

3 жыл бұрын

Weekdays: can't sleep at night Weekends: sleeps before 8

@artinyoutuber8387

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

real gamers wake up in the afternoon

@user-hl5yt5oi1g

3 жыл бұрын

L

@kaizenthesecond

3 жыл бұрын

And stay up till 7am

@pitt2495

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@soap2462

3 жыл бұрын

preach

@probrawlstars4287

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-hl5yt5oi1g hi and shut up

Mark: I procrastinate Me: Mark, if you have ever taken more than a week to do one activity I will give you everything I own.

@TyrealH

2 жыл бұрын

prepare to lose all your stuff

The little “ken” during Felix’s monologue killed me.

Ken: "Do you pee in the shower" Pewds: No, But I do poop sometimes

@Ku_farmer

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha great one dude! :'D Your comment one took me off guard xD Love it!

@Karthik9935

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro took me off guard 😂😂

@roselynn3066

3 жыл бұрын

Omg 🤣🤣 that story he shared has me dying every time!

@garorade

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ku_farmer baut

@ultimaxkom8728

3 жыл бұрын

*Once

I really love the energy of you two together

The thing Ken was saying about the checkpoints when you’re running, I do totally that!

Felix: "You don't have a lawyer?" Ken: "....I've never needed one" Felix: *who's fought meme wars against billion dollar corporations* "That's the most purest thing I've ever heard in my life"

@aaryanrajesh1

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@McDrib

3 жыл бұрын

How much subs would i gain from this Comment currently 3.85k subs

@ScienceBytes

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs I can get by commenting Current : 132

@McDrib

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScienceBytes subned

@ScienceBytes

3 жыл бұрын

@@McDrib Thanks sir

The thumbnail implying Mark being in the hospital is part of his morning routine has me rolling

@heliosmorningstar

3 жыл бұрын

I love that. It reminds me of the comment of him being in the hospital for five years straight.

@rebeccamurfitt299

3 жыл бұрын

Is it not part of his morning routine?

@meggy8699

3 жыл бұрын

"every morning i head to the local hospital for some routine testing"

@heyitsankita7221

2 жыл бұрын

@Katia totally not a masochist.

@dilankajagoda3159

2 жыл бұрын

Dude thats why i even clicked on this

Pewds: "You still have to get 8 hours of sleep!" Anyone in the military: "Ha!"

as a guy with ocd I appreciate how you know what it actually is and understood the signs right away

Markiplier: I love running at night and playing music like someones chasing me Women: O_O

@BlastedRain

3 жыл бұрын

me: so men really out there running at night for fun 👁👄👁

@MembersOfHistory

3 жыл бұрын

last time i did that i got touched a lot by some randos, what a weird encounter

@yiorn

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly though, how tf do men enjoy that while I'm paranoid even during the daytime to walk alone. 😭😭

@leximay4477

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to do that so bad then I remember I’m a woman

@ishikagarg9737

3 жыл бұрын

Man I wouldn’t even run outside during the day with a fear of someone chasing me lol

“If you don’t reach the sign post before the car YOU’LL DIE” is every kid’s workout routine.

@margauxd243

3 жыл бұрын

I still do that 🙃

@plant_12

3 жыл бұрын

I have dogs and they don't seem to understand this.

@darvin50k

3 жыл бұрын

Literally 99% won’t see this but GOD bless you and be safe during these times I’m struggling to hit 6k🙏🏽

@user-nu3sd7zb2j

3 жыл бұрын

i dont remeber doing it but i have feeling i might have done it.

@DajuSar

3 жыл бұрын

@@darvin50k Keep struggling boi

6:58 first alarm goes off 7:13 get out of bed 7:17 shower 7:24 brush teeth, hair 7:30 breakfast 7:30-7:45 relax and final prep 7:45-7:50 leave for school

@SpinninWaffle

Жыл бұрын

Pretty solid my man

I do the Zombies Run app too. It's super fun, there's a whole survival storyline to unlock too. I wrote an article on it for one of my business classes.

I love how Ken's camera quality is better than Pewd's camera quality lol

@nurulainnabbila2775

3 жыл бұрын

Oof-😂😂

@user-mn7of3ly6g

3 жыл бұрын

And Pewd's is richer then Ken. Let that sink in. Lol

@arunlalvarghese

3 жыл бұрын

Will forever remain

@sadfox8133

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@_Haso75

3 жыл бұрын

bruh they kinda both look the same on the best video quality, so who cares

Felix: "I don't eat meat for protecting the environment " also Felix: "I spend 1 hour in my shower sitting and thinking "

@vawkwardbat

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable.

@IamZackOsaur

3 жыл бұрын

you can't waste water it's all recycled in the planet with evaporation then rain

@bedhead-tb4qg

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamZackOsaur youre not wasting the water true. you are however wasting CLEAN water and ENERGY used to heat up that water.

@Real_Tower_Pizza

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamZackOsaur Not nessesarly. Besides what about the energi used?

@AUselessGod

3 жыл бұрын

@@bedhead-tb4qg What if i shower with sea water? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

19:31 finally SOMEONE who understands what OCD could be :D

I do the thing that Ken said. Even in my house sometimes I'll be like "If I don't get to the kitchen before the microwave beeps I'll be single forever" 😂 I've never been in a relationship & I'm 23 so I blame myself.

@TheArcticWonder

2 жыл бұрын

Same, lll do weird stuff where I have to hold my breath until I get to X location as well lol

I wake up and smile in the mirror

@probrawlstars4287

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture proves that.

@officialtickler

3 жыл бұрын

How are you not verified

@Risk978

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good thing to do in the morning.

@freezestyler1049

3 жыл бұрын

u have a nice smile

@deek0

3 жыл бұрын

noooo not u again

This dude is crazy

When ken walked away while felix kept talking☠💀

It's insane that normally people become less relatable with fame but Felix just seems like he has become more relatable with his fame

@Hamppariranskis

3 жыл бұрын

He's lost any filter he used to have at the beginning of his fame and now he just tells everything about himself 😂

@kinko4786

3 жыл бұрын

True

@StraySilver

3 жыл бұрын

He became human. Much like jack. Not giving a shit is a part of life.

@owyemen9367

3 жыл бұрын

@@StraySilver pewdiepie: become human

@trequor

3 жыл бұрын

That's why he was number 1 for so long... that's why he's still number 1 in our hearts lol. Felix is what youtube is supposed to be: normal people making videos about things that they find interesting.

"Don't tell Marzia but-.... I live with a savage." as he whispers to 100 million people

@jb54786

3 жыл бұрын

My dad beats me up everytime i gain a subscriber

@cloak-and-dagger6416

3 жыл бұрын

@can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video stfu u bot

@nonkey5042

3 жыл бұрын

@can we get 100 000 subcriber without any video as much as you deserve *MR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL GUY*

@nakedman8026

3 жыл бұрын

my parents said they will yeet me out of the window if i don't get 1 million subs

@nonkey5042

3 жыл бұрын

@Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB _Why should I give you hate comments on your video when I can bully you right here?_

ive never watched david and never plan to but this is the funniest i've ever seen him be, especially amplified by felix's and ken's commentary

what cinnamon toast ken is not annoying he's awesome him and pewdiepie are like two peas in a pod

@felixstorey8023

Жыл бұрын

🧢

@snailmucus9380

11 ай бұрын

yes they are the best!

Felix + Ken = Boomer dads Felix + Seán = Neighbour's kids

@mikeoxmal1028

3 жыл бұрын

lmao so true

@mikeoxmal1028

3 жыл бұрын

@YuriDV they r not rly friends anymore

@SandyHolmes0001

3 жыл бұрын

@YuriDV Old friends.

@anamariaapostol

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeoxmal1028 They are still friends. Old friends :)

@khushbrahmbhatt6023

3 жыл бұрын

Felix + jack + mark === gay gang

This is why I'm still watching them both. Not because of games, not because of memes but because they are normal, sincere people. Love them.

@maysahacosta4618

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Underrated comment

@ohmygodbecky6829

3 жыл бұрын

You mean you don’t like someone who does everything to the extreme and has a big teethy smile as their default

@TOMST3R98

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@paper5571

3 жыл бұрын

Cool

@qadirhuyaawr4010

3 жыл бұрын

10 year old account Comment in top Good comment 0 Sub lol

My morning routine is to wake up at 8-9 am, go to the kitchen for a smoke, feed cats, check the clock, realize it's past 2 pm, cry my ass off, get a nap till 9 pm, that's when my work shift starts. Until 7 am. That's when I eat and stuff. More like a mourning routine. I need help.

Ken’s stay up till 2am routine is so relatable 😂

Ken: "But you don't pee in the shower right?" Pewds: "No....." *flashbacks to leaving his poop in the shower.*

@WhiteZtine

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the classic shower poop

@user-mh8jq1ow5m

3 жыл бұрын

*PEWDIEPIE.. !! IS A, KZread, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.*

@criptik5208

3 жыл бұрын

Drug addict in shower : hold my vomit

@crazebanana6432

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-mh8jq1ow5m ah a man of culture as well If it was opposite day

@Dxco31

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO never forget felix shower poop

Pewds: "See i am whats called a pescatarian, i care for the environment" Also Pewds: " I shower for like one hour, i wish i had a bench in my shower"

@ahmedyusuf6821

3 жыл бұрын

It ain't California

@emmerrick4563

3 жыл бұрын

Typical Preachy KZreadr

@jarataka26

3 жыл бұрын

A burger patty uses thousands of gallons of water, a one hour shower doesn't hurt the environment at all lol

@BigWinsAllDay

3 жыл бұрын

water isn't a limited resource lol

@NemanjaA_

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarataka26 I say this in the most polite way but i suggest reading up on the issue before correcting others

This is my favorite video I've seen so far, I love hearing them talk honestly about how their day goes.

The best way to run is to imagine yourself as the Anime protagonist and think you're going through the training arc while OST plays in the background.

@lazyken6468

2 жыл бұрын

There's that boxing anime hajime soundtrack where he's jogging. It can hype you the jog

Pewdiepies morning routine: Spit on camera lens and smudge it before making a video.

@light1764

3 жыл бұрын

true

@sarrabough4100

3 жыл бұрын

Dude his camera and room lightning are the worssst hahah

@benrythefox365

3 жыл бұрын

Subscribe to CS Mashups!

@anastasiat1481

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@Charlie1056x

3 жыл бұрын

QUA-TUH!

Felix: peeing in the shower is disgusting LITERALLY SHITS IN THE SHOWER AT WORK

@adzhanoev1481

3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact... Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

@channelname4331

3 жыл бұрын

@@trendingtens468 don't care

@nonkey5042

3 жыл бұрын

@Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB _Why should I give you hate comments on your video when I can bully you right here?_

@Kynetic

3 жыл бұрын

It saves time

@shawn.spencer

3 жыл бұрын

He literally had no choice, cut his sone slack. That pooo was coming out in seconds one way or another, what was he supposed to do with no toilets around?

i love how ken leans to the mic to hear felix's whispering at 16:33

my morning rutine is none existant, it changes everyday

Markiplier’s actual morning routine involves waking up, breaking a bone, and going to the hospital.

@thatonekaeyamain6725

3 жыл бұрын

XD yes

@RainCarr06

3 жыл бұрын

or getting a bowel blockage

@tillson8686

3 жыл бұрын

He does it for the booboo kisses

@ryancochling4806

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he wakes up in the hospital every morning

@user-mh8jq1ow5m

3 жыл бұрын

*PEWDIEPIE.. !! IS A, KZread, SHAME! MY QUALITY IS SEVERAL TIMES BETTER.*

Mark: I'm not a masochist. Also Mark: *likes being chased by zombies at night*

@Xxmjc3oh3xX

3 жыл бұрын

Your definition of masochist and my definition are completely different... 👁__👁

@Sly-Moose

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xxmjc3oh3xX Ik there's the sexual type of masochists. But not all masochism is based off of sex. Besides, I was just poking fun.

@thememeguy2135

3 жыл бұрын

that's not a masochist, a masochist means someone who likes to feel pain

@Sly-Moose

3 жыл бұрын

@@thememeguy2135 There are different forms of masocism, people. Just like there's different forms of sadism.. I ought to know cuz I'm *both.* It is possible to be both.

@hwatsitooyah869

3 жыл бұрын

man likes to persevere

"Wait- you watching dubs?" "nahh, subtitles bruh!" "good." -me; "good"

Wake up, joint, coffee, off to work, 12 hrs later joint beer, joint beer, beer beer, joint beer beer beer joint beer beer

my morning routine is waking up and being shocked that its actually the evening

@karen.27nat

3 жыл бұрын

my morning routine is waking up and NOT being shocked that its evening

@Abdullah-sz4lk

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes very good

@mohammadbinmansoor

3 жыл бұрын

meat

@mohammadbinmansoor

3 жыл бұрын

@Remueru now its in 667

@mohammadbinmansoor

3 жыл бұрын

And now its in 668

This whole video be like: 1. Felix and Ken: *make fun of people* 2. Ken: *goes too far* 3. Felix: "to be fair, they're not THAT bad" 4. Repeat

@iBlitzCube

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@kingcallum8928

3 жыл бұрын

It's a viscous circle ⭕😆

@instagramstar5928

3 жыл бұрын

Kiki do you love me

@narivenus-21

3 жыл бұрын

@@instagramstar5928 something something

@zy_zir

3 жыл бұрын

actually, every video with ken*

My morning routine is to wake up late and skip morning altogether.

13:25 I love that he doesn't stop explaining even when Ken leaves

Felix: i is a peskitarian. Reality: He doesn't eat meat because pasta is all Marzia makes for him

@39johnsamueljeeson62

3 жыл бұрын

wait ,he doesn't eat meatballs it was all a lie!

@dont9790

3 жыл бұрын

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾẎ ҎŘÕḞÎĹĒ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘĚ

@lannisterfilth

3 жыл бұрын

@@39johnsamueljeeson62 He eats vegan balls. Like Beyond Meat.

@justgocoolla

3 жыл бұрын

False. He does really care about the environment. Go see the video about that angry vegan video. He did realise that it's extreme to eat meat.

@Xylospring

3 жыл бұрын

@@39johnsamueljeeson62 VEGGIEBOOOOOWLS

woman with stroller: you took everything from me felix: i don't even know who you are

@yahirmh8423

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated 😂

@daft_mervy

3 жыл бұрын

@@yahirmh8423 ty! :)

@nuraz5202

3 жыл бұрын

I still hate him for that!! 😡😡😡

@benrythefox365

3 жыл бұрын

Subscribe to CS Mashups!

@phoebeholifield3821

3 жыл бұрын

woman with stroller: you will :)

I don't even wear sheets , I always kick them down when I'm asleep , wake up , and have to rearrange them. So I just quit using them.

Dude love u and ken together

"i do everything in the shower" *shits in the shower*

@notyourfriend413

3 жыл бұрын

Where else bruh

@iamkevinbb-opposite7207

3 жыл бұрын

🄲'🄼🄾🄽 🄹🅄🅂🅃 🄶🄸🅅🄴 🄼🄴 🄶🄾🄾🄳 🄲🄾🄼🄼🄴🄽🅃🅂 🅆🄴 🄰🅁🄴 🄵🅁🄴🄸🄽🄳🅂 🄹🅄🅂🅃 🄳🄾 🄸🅃, 🄽🄾🅆 🄳🄾🄽🅃 🅆🄰🅂🅃🄴 🅃🄸🄼🄴!!

@cristianyang390

3 жыл бұрын

wait, you guys don't do that in the morning while showering?

@racheltuomi8695

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@eltiopelado7167

3 жыл бұрын

Pewds has no way to answer that hahahahahahahahaha

Mark running outside screaming “zombies” His neighbors: he’s doing it again

@draconianthorns

3 жыл бұрын

hello fellow homestuck

@gigasquid2040

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@gayboitano6674

3 жыл бұрын

@@gigasquid2040 wdym? the joke wasnt funny

@pillsburysoyboy2078

3 жыл бұрын

@@gayboitano6674 well 704 people thought so “gayboitano667”

@pillsburysoyboy2078

3 жыл бұрын

@@gayboitano6674 you fr just made a while ass KZread account today and commented one thing...tf?

“ the planet is dying but I feel good “ yes 😂😭

when these two are in the same vid u just know it’s gonna be a good one 🤣

Mark's morning routine: *being in the hospital*

@rickyalyhak1891

2 жыл бұрын

yep. every morning he puts himself through some kind of pain. not because he's a masochist, but because he just wants to see what his body can tolerate.

@LOLP499

2 жыл бұрын

but thank god hes not a masochist

@mubassirzaman7202

2 жыл бұрын

@@LOLP499 HE is.

@DogDogGodFog

2 жыл бұрын

@@mubassirzaman7202 r/wooosh

@steezyboiiii808

2 жыл бұрын

@@LOLP499 what’s that

Just wanna take some times to admire how good Ken's camera is.

@mike7546

3 жыл бұрын

Holy frick youre right 😂

@raindown4965

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@KyleNamiteVlogs

3 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie's camera quality is evolving, just backwards

@turbo_charged_shorts

3 жыл бұрын

They say history repeats itself

@soupricemf1260

3 жыл бұрын

@@KyleNamiteVlogs yep

I wake up when I am not sleepy anymore, I eat when I am hungry, I drink water when I am thirsty etc, I live according to my body.

PewDiePie and Ken's videos they do together are timeless and always fucking great

Ah yes, Markiplier's morning routine of breaking his bones.

@whyareyoureadingthis282

3 жыл бұрын

It’s tradition

@iamanignoramus

3 жыл бұрын

I have 200 subs, lets see how many I can get from this comment.

@diegoibeas180

3 жыл бұрын

@Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

@FleetwoodCat

3 жыл бұрын

@RiderX FF Stfu

@riaorenjiniki5712

3 жыл бұрын

And everyday he visits the hospital...

Felix: “I don’t eat meat for protecting the environment” Also Felix: “I spend 1 hour in my shower sitting and thinking”

@oliverondas4325

3 жыл бұрын

Shitting and thinking

@QueenofAnime

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverondas4325 You shit in the shower my dude?

@color3603

3 жыл бұрын

a pound of beef wastes more water than 50 (30 minute) showers

@pattez905

3 жыл бұрын

@@color3603 Facts

@glassix8593

3 жыл бұрын

@@color3603 that’s why that shit be tasting so good lmao

Mark saying" I procrastinate the same as everyone else does" its like mark zuckerberg saying I'm a human

What makes me laugh the most if the fact that they put Mark in the hospital on the thumbnail as a morning routine

David’s routine is the definition of “I’m not like other girls”

@mugiii8140

3 жыл бұрын

6ix9ine

@manman7404

3 жыл бұрын

"im so quirky"

@dmt472

3 жыл бұрын

His morning routine is to force people into crap situations for his vlog

@mugiii8140

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmt472 bruhh 😂😂

@mckennareed9139

3 жыл бұрын

@@manman7404 you realize people can be genuinely weird without trying to seem quirky lmao, maybe he's just being honest and he's a weird dude. if your gonna make fun of him, make fun of him for that

Felix and Ken being a best friend reacting, roasting, and talk shit about other KZreadrs is just the best LMAO

@j.epstein7723

3 жыл бұрын

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ uhh does it mean, key m?

@j.epstein7723

3 жыл бұрын

@F**СК МЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ keem? As in keemstar?

@testacals

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.epstein7723 it's a bot report it

@j.epstein7723

3 жыл бұрын

@@testacals I know, just kidding around.

Matpats video about his life is my favorite

I start my day bright and early around 4 pm. My alarm goes off and I lay in bed and scroll through some articles until I am awake enough to get up and get my clothes together to go take a shower. I also like long showers and at one point I put did put a chair in my shower. haha Then I brush my teeth and eat breakfast. At this point I will usually go outside and round up the chickens. Then I go to work!

Feilx: “I’m a pescatarian for many reasons mainly for the environment” Also Felix: *spends an hour in the shower with hot water*

@malekahmedsamir1337

3 жыл бұрын

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis--

@snetsje

3 жыл бұрын

And flies to Japan every weekend

@McDrib

3 жыл бұрын

How much subs would I gain from this comment currently 3,85k

@LazyCrit

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo and let others take the blaim for it

@morgana2905

3 жыл бұрын

Still appreciate. I'm a pescatarian too. 🥰

I woke up at noon today... for tomorrow.

@kwikslash2998

3 жыл бұрын

Repeated comment?

@cornelius9297

3 жыл бұрын

What’s up checkmark

@iateyourhamstr0038

3 жыл бұрын

Ayy bro nice vids 😁

@wuvumgywgy

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you even

@PizzaLord6969

3 жыл бұрын

Love ur morning routine video

1:17 that music is from DoDoSolSolLaLASol for background music.

Felix and Ken are the best duo

16:46 the moment they realised they married the female versions of each other

@lexirolle9666

2 жыл бұрын

Love the profile pic 😂

@tankajahari

2 жыл бұрын

@@lexirolle9666 everybody loves the employee of the month ;)

@stephaniedee6234

2 жыл бұрын

@@tankajahari prince, is that you?

@ashleyayuso

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@advlia686

2 жыл бұрын

@@tankajahari sals ugly picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

To Ken: Yes everyone does the “I’m gonna die” running thing. Felix is just weird

@ElSenorEls

3 жыл бұрын

If everyone did the running thing, would not that make Felix do the same? Following your logic, there's an error.

@GamerPro-wd7eh

3 жыл бұрын

That's the first time I heard some people do that shit

@SubBefore-kg3sd

3 жыл бұрын

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

@AzraJ

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElSenorEls yes there’s an error, he’s right above me

@ElSenorEls

3 жыл бұрын

@@AzraJ there's an error among us. Everyone run to the table as fast as you can before it kills us!