My husband spent about $260 on my engagement ring, and $80 for BOTH our wedding bands. I wouldn't ask for more, they're absolutely perfect. 😊

I've never watched a comedian at Dry Bar that wasn't at least a little good; I've never been disappointed

@lilianflower3017

3 жыл бұрын

I always read your comment s.

@em7pug26

3 жыл бұрын

I read “Never been THIS disappointed” and I was like.. Huh?

@LadyVoldemort

3 жыл бұрын

To me it's still random, but yeah, like 30% HILARIOUS, 50% FUNNY, and 20% DUDS. This one in between hilarious and funny to me. But I'm sure he could be better and become solid hilarious in the bear future.

@ScottieD813

3 жыл бұрын

@@LadyVoldemort I'd say Shayne Smith and Brandon Vestal are probably my favorites. It's hard to pick. Josh Sneed is really good, too

@LadyVoldemort

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScottieD813 There are a LOT of hilarious ones, but on top of my head (the ones I often rewatch and still LoL) are Dennis Regan, Brad Upton, Eric O'Shea, Danny Johnson, Bone Hampton, Kellen Erskine... And yeah Josh Sneed is one of them too... 🤣 For me anyone who has self deprecating jokes, sarcasm, good observation and allegories are also funny... And I'm still searching the comedian who did this bear jokes: "...black bear...bear of colors..." I would like to watch that again, but unfortunately I forgot the name...

I feel like every married comedian has a part in their show where they just flex the fact that they're married😂

@RetroMMA

3 жыл бұрын

...but always cuck to their wife. In a real marriage between a man and a women [the ONLY real marriage], in which the two are themselves stable - the man is the head REGARDLESS, yet they share duties to their strengths: Both are needed. Strength is needed. Strong women marry strong men...

@Panwere36

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroMMA , not all of them are, but I agree. Most male comedians pander too much to the fragile egos of women. That is the entire reason for feminist rantings about "white male rage" when the raunchy feminist celebrities and their comedy/shows/movies crash and burn. "Has to be a man's fault".. not.."hmm..maybe I should grow up?".

@simplyhuman3982

3 жыл бұрын

Because, (material.) Marriage definitely gives you that.

@mscir

3 жыл бұрын

This wasn't funny to me, it sounds whiny, like he got turned into a passive soft male if he wasn't one going into the marriage. My neighbor told me married men see a significant drop in testosterone, that sounds scary, or somebody is doing something wrong.

@simplyhuman3982

3 жыл бұрын

@@mscir I'm guessing that you are not married. 😆

He's really natural and personal. He's a good story teller type of comedian

When my sister was young she would pull a temper tantrum, and throw herself on the floor of the supermarket, my mum cured it, mum just got down with her, and copied her she never did it again lol. Whish I was the oldest cos I missed that

@AndyBeningo

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! That is fantastic!

Started out not knowing if I was gon'a like him but he just kept getting better and better . Big thumbs up !

@maryksnyder1155

Ай бұрын

I had same reaction!!

His wife winking is soooo funny I'm falling out my chair laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂

He's funny AND looks like John Belushi. What a treat!

Andy is very funny. He kept me smiling. Thank you!

Watched the cookie part while eating Chips Ahoy (yeah, I'm single and loving it)

@LadyVoldemort

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh I need to get some. Also Oreos and Lays. I'm single too. But...but...my elderly parents would sulk if I don't give them some, and they're no longer allowed to eat such food... I need to eat it in the bathroom... 🤣😭

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

I remember, when single, eatiung a 2lb package of fudge sandwich cookies dipping them in a pint-size mug of hot chocolate! No more of that. . . :(

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@LadyVoldemortGood of you to be considerate, &still get your jones in! :D

So funny!!!! My favorite had to be about naming the kiddo!

Awee Andy was really funny! I love the bit about the Winking. 😉 He has an excellent presentation of his jokes and I laughed my butt off. Thank you for posting this video 💙 **5 stars**

I lost it at the winking bit 😂 7:11

Who salts their McDonald’s? Me: well actually, I salt my fries 🙈 🙈🙈

@living4mylord

Жыл бұрын

Ditto

I think he's really really brilliant, one of the best, awesome jokes! Love it!!!!

@AndyBeningo

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed it!

The chines line I died! 🤣🤣 love this guy! I listen to Dry Bar a lot especially while I'm working! I'm a vendor but this makes my day!

@AndyBeningo

10 ай бұрын

Thanks so much! Glad you had some laughs!

🌟🌟 🌟 - blank expression 🌟🌟 - smiled 🌟🌟🌟 - chuckled 🌟🌟🌟🌟 - laughed 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 - in stitches 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠 - comic genius

@9oom706

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I like your ranking system do you mind if I use it?

@twodwozzle6090

3 жыл бұрын

@@9oom706 go for it. No copyright 😆

I really like this guy. He was very entertaining. 👍

@AndyBeningo

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the show!

@hiyapal7719

10 ай бұрын

@@AndyBeningo You are very welcome! You were awesome! 😉👍

@hiyapal7719

10 ай бұрын

@@AndyBeningo Oh, you are so welcome! You are awesome dude! And Yes, you are *adorable* too. I'd like to see you in a movie! Your wife is lucky to have you, lol. I can actually picture the two of you together. You have to be such a fresh air of relief, in stressful times. ❤

i always remind the expectant couples in the family to consider two aspects of any names they give their child: 1) this kid will spend 4 LONG years in high school with the name you give, and 2) ponder the initials of said names, ie: HIV, STD, LSD (a really nice girl named Linda, tortured into dropping out), etc. edit: my own experience. Dean. not the first name to have in a college environment. a real date-repellant introduction. i went by my middle: Frank!

@1umbreon4life

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like a girl's receptiveness to dating someone named Dean is probably directly related to how much they've watched of Gilmore Girls

@goudagirl6095

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention in BUSINESS. Some names are so off the wall, its like, "What the--? Shanonnajuanna?"

@GenXfrom75

3 жыл бұрын

My last child's middle name is Dean. My dad's name was Bobby Dean. And we LOVED the name Samuel. So we gotta Sammy Dean... and can't escape the Supernatural references no matter what! LOL... but it's cute NOW. Hopefully it won't give him many issues growing up!

@GenXfrom75

3 жыл бұрын

@@1umbreon4life or Supernatural!

@GenXfrom75

3 жыл бұрын

@@goudagirl6095 YES!! There is a beautiful little girl in my son's 1st grade and I swear her mom just wanted to use ALL the letters. It's Xzanniyahva. Pronounced Zah-neye-eva

Lmaoo he's hilarious... probably single now after his wife seen this haha

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: She writes 3/4 of his material! :D

@AndyBeningo

2 жыл бұрын

@@NatandGeorge Hahahaha!

My son is named Luke for almost the same exact reason or the same exact reason. The wife just doesn't know why lol.

Please note: it doesn't get better. My kid is months away from their driver's license and STILL eats my snacks.

@MrJstepp

3 жыл бұрын

My youngest is 33 and he still eats my snacks when he comes over 😂

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJstepp somehow they beeline for whatever you specifically set aside for a special moment, eh?

@loridotson311

2 жыл бұрын

my oldest just had my 1st grandbaby, and she STILL eats my snacks too......don't mind the fact, that I give them to her....lol

@LochNessax3

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. I’d get into my Grandmom’s chocolate stash well into my 20’s.

This guy is hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂

One of my favorite Dry Bar specials. Such a cool guy. So relatable.

@AndyBeningo

10 ай бұрын

Thanks for your message- that really made my day! Glad you enjoyed it!

Secret service 1: Fat eagle is stuck in the tub. Secret service 2: What code is that? Ohhh... he’s STUCK IN THE TUB. Me: 😂

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

POTUS' codename: Walking Eagle (when an eagle is so full of sh*t it can't fly, it must walk. . .)

He says, I eat too much junk food, and I'm like, oh, I have a chocolate chip muffin in the kitchen

Thank you for the laughs! 😂 I nearly pissed myself! 😆

@AndyBeningo

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it!

good stuff my man. kept on cracking up all through. especialy the 90's jokes

someone that I know, spent 4 years in university to become a teacher; when she went to do her practicum, she found out that she was terrified of the kids, and had no idea what to say to them, so she became the secretary at the small business that I worked at. While she was in school, she felt great, but when first meeting the kids [gr.3], she stared at them, and they stared right back; not a good time had by all.

Very funny well done thank you.

Funny guy! I hope he'll be successful soon, so he can make his family more happy... I know he exaggerated it, but the big headed kid bit is hilarious for me and also the story about the name Freddy Baningo. 🤣🤣🤣

Freddy Baningo... the most mafia kid ever

@MsLegenza

3 жыл бұрын

Frankie

@nicholasfrancis8381

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to reply the same thing until i looked at the replies. Lol Freddy (The memory mega mind) Beningo 🤣

Did anyone notice behind him on the board it says:Mr Pauper Hat Emporium?

I wish I could make myself a tuna sandwich without fighting off my cats

@rock-n-rollfoodie

3 жыл бұрын

I hate cats!

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

I used to pour out the oil into a saucer for mine. . . but she had to wait silently, or no oil. . .

@robinhays8779

2 жыл бұрын

Susan Mercurio: I got caught lying to my dog! I told him “all gone”, after sharing part of my sandwich with him, but after he left, he came right back and caught me stuffing my face! Felt bad, an fed him the rest of it just to save face with a 3-pound chihuahua!

Funniest standup I've seen in a while 😂👍👍

Sept/2020 .. this guy was great .. ! Friendly even to hecklers lol .. love the drybar series .. !!

Flounder from Animal House!! That's what I was thinking before he said it! :) Great stuff Andy, from a fellow middle child!

I can't wink either!! Lol. When I wink, I have to open my mouth all the way and tilt my head toward the eye I chose to close. Real face battle. LoL

He’s probably one of the funniest on Dry Bar and I’ve done my research 🔬 I’ve never laughed so hard and so consistently! Hilarious 🤣

@seedsoflove7684

2 жыл бұрын

He's adorable!

@AndyBeningo

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for the kind words! Glad you had some laughs!

Great job Andy ! Laughed all the way through !!!

@AndyBeningo

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! I'm happy to hear you had some laughs!

Sometimes I lie to my wife about being dead and I haven't seen her in a decade or two

@AnnabellaRedwood

3 жыл бұрын

I love your mind!

@_sheebie

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOL 😂

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

I'm working up to that! Should do for work, too -- my wife makes the call for me. . . (of course)

lmao.. Frankie was too mafia, so they went with Joey?!? xD Fuggetaboutit..

@juliad9947

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! "How you doin'" Joey 😂

Ok, my youngest, now 25 did eventually grow into his head size. For any other Charlie Brown headed kids parents.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 54 & mostly grown into my head size, but my head is still huge! I can't wsear a tee-shirt unless it has 2-3 buttons to expand the neck. . .

Thanks!

Lmao 😂 Bub bub bubba biningo

Absolutely hilarious

For some reason I thought of Hey Arnold when he was talking about his son's big head 🤣

So good, Love you chilled out style.

This was excellent! Thank you!

The cat’s hand under the door is a scary thought.

I’m going to use “Quiet Coyote “....🤣😂

He is adorable

My favorite part... 7:20 😂🤣😂🤣

"safety of the sofa" ...lovin' it!!

@tomfoolery5526

3 жыл бұрын

He's got great delivery, but his material is kind of weak.

omlll this guy is hilarious.

Their hand comes under the door like a cat. That's my cat! I've no idea why this is a thing but any time I use my downstairs bathroom, my cat Eddie, tries desperately to reach out to me under the door!

Ted mosby has let himself go.

@AFishNamedBob

3 жыл бұрын

He also got much less funny.

@Michelle-eu5eu

3 жыл бұрын

omg...spot on.

Haha.....laser pointer

A young Jason Alexander with hair!

@AndyBeningo

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha!

35:39 actually, it's 1:40am right now, and tacobell sounds amazing!

I wish the person adding the intro would watch more than the first few seconds of these videos

Very animated! Fun!

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN CHESANING!! There's only one chesaning in the world.

"Frankie Beningo... Fahgetaboutit" 🤣

Wow! A lot of things have happened to him "a couple of days ago" 😂🤣

@AndyBeningo

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

fictional events may have occurred closer than they appear. . .

Good delivery..

really funny! A pleasure to watch :))

@AndyBeningo

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it!

Andy, did you happen to tell them it was the Fisher price bubble machine lawnmower? Great laughs. Thanks! DB

@AndyBeningo

2 жыл бұрын

Haha thanks!

@mrberry4893

2 жыл бұрын

@@AndyBeningo Thanks for the inspiration, Andy !

Andy has triggered the "I made it, I'm in Provo!!!" bonus payment of $50 gift card for use in Dry Bar gift shop only 😂😂😂

My youngest sons nick name is Bubba. I like it. It’s from the Heat of the Night.

@janegambino7510

2 жыл бұрын

Bubba is a common Nick name in the south. It took me many years to figure out that bubba is the name a child calls his "brother" when he can't say brother. Parents will also tell their small children to call their brother "Bubba". Some boys carry the name for the rest of their lives.

@deniseview4253

2 жыл бұрын

@@janegambino7510 I like the Nick name and he, to me will always be called Bubba. 😄

i love this 😭😂😂😂

"Why'd you marry me" thats her way of saying - what the heck does a girl have to do to get laid round here!

@jackiem9460

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

reply, "shh, roll over, & I'll show you again"

Harrison isn’t old. He’s fine wine’d

@brucethomson3512

2 жыл бұрын

He's been Gitmorized and executed, just like many others in Hollyweird. Evil adrenochromers 😐

I used to work at the Bird Park, my dad still does... 😅 🇭🇳

He's in Traverse City, Mich. in Feb. Good luck trying to get this area to laugh.

People pretending to be happily married 🤣

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

tyhey ARE in public, after all, & you can't show weakness in front of the Mormons. . .

Fritch, TX, one stop light in the whole town as well. maybe like 1500-2000 people. Sandford, TX 10 miles away, one stop sign and a bunch of yields (they're stop signs but No PD means nobody stops at any of them but the one 4-way) like 400 people lol

I graduated from chesaning union high school in Michigan in 2012. Wow, small world..

@simplyhuman3982

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry? What a weird predicament.

he looks like the Pledge from Animal House!

Financing a chalupa is NOT sad. It's 2021. You do what you need to do, man....

Prince Charming! With a frog head!

He asked people if they are into texting in 2020. That entire phone bit has been done several times before.

Joey is also a mob name. Short for Guiseppe.

So sooooo funny 🤣

audience are very nice

You're hilarious 😂😅

@AndyBeningo

10 ай бұрын

You've got great taste! Thanks so much for the nice message, it really made my day!

Not a fuxking scantron 🤣🤣🤣

1:39 Mandela Effect! He said "we're gonna need a bigger boat" When the movie actually now says "You're gonna need a bigger boat." 11:54 He said "Luke, I am your father" when Darth Vader now says "No, I am your father"

He is Stewie's dad for real!

It was great 👍🏼 🤣

HEYYYYY FIRE UP CHIPS 🔥👆

@AndyBeningo

Жыл бұрын

Fire up CHIPS!!

Cuzi-bro😁

actually fast food joints and gas stations are the first place credit card thieves go, to test to see if the card has been reported stolen yet. cause if it has they just ditch the card and walk away.

@dredgethesoul

3 жыл бұрын

@Victor Makris actually ive had my credit card number stolen and they ran it at a bunch of convenience stores and gas stations. The credit card fraud people told me that when i was reporting it.

Hilarious!!!

Yikes. Can't all be winners, can they Drybar.

Taco Bell is always better going in than coming out.

@NatandGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

chase it down with a bottle of quality red wine. . . & you'll balance out okay. . .

This dude was fn funny. ( if anyone actually cares for other opinions.)

HYSTERICAL!

You had me at hello

I can't wink either.......I totally rely on the emoji! It works tho!!!! side note....you are funny.....keep on keepin on!!!! ;)

@AndyBeningo

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Glad you had some laughs!!