I watch alot of standup. This guy is a natural, absolutely hilarious. He's definitely one of the good ones.

"What light in that yonder winder done broke over thar" "Romeo, Romeo, where y'all at?" 🤣🤣🤣

@christophercombs7561

4 жыл бұрын

I would 100% buy tickets to see Shakespeare translated into southern hillbilly

@vadim921

4 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain please what the heck that sentence means

@christophercombs7561

4 жыл бұрын

@@vadim921 its the iconic romeo quote only in southern hillbilly

@vadim921

4 жыл бұрын

@@christophercombs7561 yeah, I got it, but wanted to know the original version. Having googled it, I find it hilarious

@christophercombs7561

4 жыл бұрын

@@vadim921 right old English to southern hillbilly is hilarious

Dry Bar is the comedy we all wanted for years but no one dared try it. Thank you!

@magnetsoldiercephas331

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!! I love it!!!

@behfar3417

4 жыл бұрын

I mean I really like it bcs of the full specials, but it's a family show how can it be risky?

@deborahduthie4519

3 жыл бұрын

Sam Gullatte ...and swearing and sex jokes are rarely funny to ladies. DRYBAR always delivers my laughter.

@Nayo68

3 жыл бұрын

@@deborahduthie4519 ...Rarely funny to ladies? What ladies?

@TheMajor8478

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, what does that mean? Bill Cosby and Seinfeld are two of the biggest names in comedy and they worked clean for years. Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. All clean. I'm not trying to attack you or anything. I'm just not sure if I understand what you're saying.

He’s one of the best comedians I’ve seen on here yet! Had me tearing up with that Hokey Pokey bit! 😂

@LadyVoldemort

3 жыл бұрын

Yup! I learned something new in the funniest way!

Walmart at 3 am is the best time to go🤣🤣🤣

@pattydonovan6640

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it is. It's the only time the riding carts work through the whole store.

LOL Been married 40 years, hubby snored every night of those years!! A few weeks ago he WOKE ME UP to tell me I was snoring and then he actually PLAYED THE TAPE on his phone! Yes, I was snoring...at about 40 decibels! And this after 40 years of me sleeping beside a freight train without complaining!

The hokey pokey had me in tears laughing so hard!!!

@edgarflores5569

4 жыл бұрын

Same here! I´m so telling that joke to my friends RN!

@ComedianMichaelJoiner

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@edgarflores5569

4 жыл бұрын

@@ComedianMichaelJoiner thank you for your comedy sir. Greetings from Argentina

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

Same! I laughed just as hard as that dude...replay the part and laughed just as loud about 15 times. LoLoLoL. Such a good timings. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We USED to have a 24 hour Wal Mart. Now they close at 8:30.

@graceb7284

3 жыл бұрын

Because of covid all of ours in nc are closing early also but they just switched it from 8:30 to 10 so hopefully will go back to normal soon

@gregmacdonald3559

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, sounds like a very beautiful thing! Much ❤️& much health & much more ❤️❤️❤️& Happiness

The author of the Hockey Pockey song passing away is genius. Thank you. I started laughing before the punch line and laughed even harder during the punch line. Well said.

I marvel how someone can stand on stage alone and entertain a crowd for an hour, or whatever. This is the first time I've seen Michael Joiner and he is great! Yes the jokes, but I also like his stage presence and delivery. At first I thought I'd only listen to a couple jokes, but he kept my interest the entire time. I would definitely pay to see him!

@ComedianMichaelJoiner

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, sir!

@stevedouglas7375

4 жыл бұрын

@@ComedianMichaelJoiner Wow, I wasn't expecting a reply directly from you, but I certainly appreciate it! Now that it has taken place, I'm going to listen to this entire show once again. I feel like I owe you money. Wait a minute!! That kind of sounds nasty. :)

"Don't forget you can squeeze corn out of a guinea pig's nose, but that don't mean he'll drive you to the store. .... Kid's get away from grandpa."😂🤣 [wipes tears]

I'm busted a gut, I love Dry Bar Comedy. I watch it whenever I need a good laugh. And you guys have never disappointed, stay funny. Michael is hilarious.

I love Dry Bar so, so much. It can bring laughter at odd times. Tonight I am sick and feel like crap, but once again, Dry Bar to the rescue.

My mother counted too, but she stopped at 3. Then it was over! 😱😂

The Charlie Babbit Rainman bit had me in stitches. "Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Uh Oh." 🤣 🤣 🤣

It’s official I don’t have a favorite anymore... all these guys are good. His humor is awesome. The kind you need at a family reunion or out to dinner and he would have you in years!!!

I fell asleep in English the other day, and snored. The teacher thought it was a lumberjack

I go to Dollar Store just to ask for a price check. The look on the cashier's dace is priceless.

10:10 Looks like sprint dosen't want him telling anyone how terrible their service is.

@Tacid_Krios

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who noticed, I wanted to hear about the voice dial!

@ComedianMichaelJoiner

3 жыл бұрын

I DIDNT NOTICE DID THE EDIT MY JOKE?!?!?!

@akeemamor3106

2 жыл бұрын

They edit all the specials weird as hell on KZread smdh

@ComedianMichaelJoiner

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tacid_Krios thx its unedited on Spotify

HahahaHAahaaa! 😂 the rotary phone bit was hilarious...!!!

He's good. I enjoyed this.

My dad would start counting too. We never let him get to 3. We didn't know what would happen but we didn't want to find out.

I had to see what year this was published after he said K Mart 😂😂😂

@trinadailey8949

3 жыл бұрын

Right? 🤣

How can anyone give this comedian a thumbs down.He was really funny 👍🤣👏👏👏👏✌

@arkin4697

3 жыл бұрын

Dorothy with multiple accounts!?

@georgiegal6745

3 жыл бұрын

They probably resemble the jokes lol

@WizardClipAudio

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Many of his jokes are funny, but his delivery kind of lands a little flat, like he’s begrudgingly reciting someone else’s script.

love everyone who has performed at dry bar comedy and i love these videos

@CarsandCollectors

4 жыл бұрын

The stop your racist reflexes guy was not the funniest, his jokes didn't land well.

@mason.mp4107

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarsandCollectors neither did flight 175 but you dont hear me complaining

@mason.mp4107

4 жыл бұрын

And thats a joke so dont get offended

@CarsandCollectors

4 жыл бұрын

@@mason.mp4107 LMAO

@CarsandCollectors

4 жыл бұрын

@@mason.mp4107 Thats a good joke

Very funny and he knows how to play to his audience. I'm sure he could go "blue" , as most of the comedians here could. But they all give brilliant entertainment that is fun for ALL. I really LOVE Dry Bar Comedy channel!

The first time I heard him he was introduced as God's smart aleck. He also played a cop in a Christian movie. I can't remember what it was called right off the top of my head right now.

@annfraley7083

3 жыл бұрын

"The Grace Card" - IMDB said he's been in about twelve movies but doesn't list them.

@Lavenderrose73

3 жыл бұрын

@@annfraley7083 shoot now I want to see it, Christmas time or not!

@grantcarnahan9965

2 жыл бұрын

movie name was The Grace Card

@sarahkirbach5040

Жыл бұрын

I had no idea he was a comedian he was such a great actor in that movie

I have caller ID, bye, I'm gonna have to use that one!!!

Great show! Refreshing to see that comedy this good can stay clean.

@twalathrasher7521

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely I agree!

Man, Dry Bar Comedy has really been delivering lately!

Screwin up a # on a ☎️ was so brutal lol This was great.

We used to get switched and had to pick our own switch from the tree!

@karmencummings9754

3 жыл бұрын

Right!

It seems so long ago when life was normal. I am so nostalgic for what life was. Some things he mentioned: a live audience, cruise ships, airplane flights, health clubs, funerals, crowded coffee shop, church, going out to dinner, marriage ceremony,

@elizabethbowie9753

3 жыл бұрын

& 4th of July parades, proms & graduations...

@beautifulrose8619

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethbowie9753 Yes!!

@Summer-sc1ph

3 жыл бұрын

This made me tear up a little :/

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to life with Covid-19. Thankfully it will be over soon, I hope. At least we have the vaccine now.

@LadyVoldemort

3 жыл бұрын

My life before and after Covid-19 is basically the same. I don't know if I have to be sad or grateful about that fact. 😭😂

My favorite was the Rain Man joke 😂 Thanks Dry Bar and Michael Joiner for the laughs!

Looking at me like an Amish person in Best Buy! 😂 Hysterical! Laughed sooooo hard! Casket!!! Needed that! Crying!!!

Fantastic 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My kids finally saw a rotary phone in a friends barn and were TOTALLY perplexed.

My mom worked for Kmart my whole childhood. Imagine hearing over the sound system "Stop dragging your sister by the feet!" or "Kids, those wheelchairs are not rollercoasters, please put them back where they belong!" and it wasn't always mom saying it! Lol

Omg!!! My abs hurt! I almost cried! Too hilarious!

This is definitely one of the best from Drybar.

He'll ask a question and then immediately answer it in the form of a joke. It's actually a good way to deter hecklers, if you know how to do it, because you're pretty much beating them to the punch.

What's going on with the cuts? They used to be a little more subtle..

@JoshuaBurgess

4 жыл бұрын

The editors are working from home on Sprint.

@Jacksonrodriguez

4 жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaBurgess hmm, not sure if that's also a joke or a very educated assumption lol

@olgakoutsokostas8767

4 жыл бұрын

@@JoshuaBurgess 🤣🤣🤣

@Healcannon

4 жыл бұрын

"full special"

@committedcoder3352

4 жыл бұрын

It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke

THANK GOD THERE IS COMEDY WITHOUT PROFANITIES. THE BEST CHANNEL & GREAT COMEDIANS.

@burningheart2909

3 жыл бұрын

Look up Brian Regan, you'll love him! 🍻

@massasplinter9939

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t mind the profane stuff, just can’t watch it with my nephew. But this channel is awesome, it proves you don’t have to be profane to be funny. Anyone can use an F bomb as a punchline.

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

My all time favorites Jeff Allen and Dennis Gaxiola.

@csu3524

3 жыл бұрын

Darn them Mormons. Hilarious! Love you folks! Amen🥰😇👍🙏💯

@penniewyatt9391

3 жыл бұрын

All caps is equivalent to yelling. Chill.

Outstanding performance! Kept it clean and family oriented. Well done. Very funny. I'm a new fan!

Okay What got cut out at 10:19 & 10:24. :( killed the joke whatever was there and its part of the buildup to a punchline.

@eeyoreofborg

4 жыл бұрын

Yea. Should've just cut the whole joke.

@37thraven

4 жыл бұрын

@Tim Smith What could they have possibly censored out about Sprint phone service 🤣 Says a lot they censored that joke, but not the downs joke people oohed at 13:33

@777lucifero

4 жыл бұрын

maybe he's not allowed to slander a phone company? only thing i could immagine

@37thraven

4 жыл бұрын

@@777lucifero ​ "And Suzie Smith at 400 South in Salt Lake city can go suck a..." Censors: Nope, nope, nope! That's slander

@committedcoder3352

4 жыл бұрын

It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke

Raytown, just down the street from where I lived in Belton, Now I feel sorry for both of us

@chatocarver

4 жыл бұрын

I went to Raytown Highschool!

@MaryOKC

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a Small world after all... it’s a small small world. Sorry...

Remembering my first Motorola mobile phone😜 huge like a walkie talkie!

seems like every comedian has an anniversary on their show

😆😊😎 He's Funny..

When my son was little he would start crying when I started counting.

@eeyoreofborg

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher on first day of kindergarten: "One...two...". Kids: "Aaaagghhh!"

@ComedianMichaelJoiner

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I mean! Lol

@loverules7691

4 жыл бұрын

@@calicokush What are you texting about?! REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.

@graceb7284

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as I get to 1 my 4yr old son starts crying and says "please mommy no please stop counting I dont like it" lol hes so extra😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@issacrudio989

3 жыл бұрын

My son starts counting with me. The audacity of this kid.

This guy is great!

@ComedianMichaelJoiner

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! You have no taste lol

That Dutch accent is not correct🤣 Greetings from the Netherlands 👋🏾

@RestingBitchface7

4 жыл бұрын

Born Again Christian no one here will notice. Most of the time, we just say, “Borkie borkie borkie Bork!” when imitating your general region of the world. 😉🤣💖

Looking at me like añ Amish man in Best Buy.

Casket hokey pokey joke very funny

Yo that Chinese Joke was funny 😆, I'm crying hahahahaha 🤣 😂 😭 😆

As an aside, windex kills ants, and if you have a mosquito buzzing you, windex just drops them like magic, so you don’t have to try to catch them.

This guy is a natural!

Love the rotary phone! That's funny can't stand talkn' w/someone and them talkn' to someone else at same time😄

Michael looks like Colin Quinn but his material is much more hilarious

Awesome show! 😄

Yay! Great comedy and keeps it clean

He’s also a great actor, played the lead role in The Grace Card- movie made me cry. Y’all should check it out.

I want a t-shirt that reads: *SLOW AHEAD* *OLD PEOPLE AT PLAY*

@joshualuntsford

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. I have a boss Gary that’s blind as a bat. Drives a fork lift like crazy. I want a shirt that says. Watch out for Gary. Ok it didn’t sound funny when I spelt it out. But I’d buy one of yours. Peace

@treborironwolfe978

4 жыл бұрын

​@@joshualuntsford LMAO! I used to be dedicated ITS for a large distribution warehouse, and I think your Gary t-shirt is funnier than mine ;) I have no method of making the shirts.. I just put the idea out there hoping that maybe some kind soul would print me one :)

@joshualuntsford

4 жыл бұрын

Trebor Ironwolfe haha. Thanks. Stay safe

@claudineschultz8935

4 жыл бұрын

To Trevor. A excellent t-shirt. PARENTS UNITE LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A PROBLEM TO YOUR CHILDREN !

@claudineschultz8935

4 жыл бұрын

Trebor, sorry text program didn't like your name, it doesn't like what you really text.

Yes too many commercials, but Dry Bar is worth it!

You lost me at putting firecrackers in cat's butts.

Mike and Michelle? That’s too cute! Soulmates, FTW

Like! Funny without dirty words.

Thanks for making me laugh! Needed this!!

ONE *** I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION !! TWO *** I'M ON MY FEET !! THREE *** IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE CRYING !! I SURVIVED THE WOODEN SPOON !!

-“Is she with Jesus?” - “No, she ran off with Jesus; that’s her Mexican friend.” Reminds me of the exchange in Big Momma’s House. John: I don’t have a wife” Ms. Patterson: “Oh, Lord... Is she with Jesus?” John: “Actually, ‘Hey-zeus’ is how he pronounces it.”

Love this guy, so funny.

What did AR do to ya man? It weren’t us I tell ya. It. Were. Not. Us! 😂

Finally actual comics that are funny.

As someone from Kansas City, everything this man says is true I swear lmao

I love drive by comedy this guy is hilarious

He sounds like a clean version of the legendary Norm McDonald at times!

@humphreecalabash4011

3 жыл бұрын

no

I got married on April 29th.

🤣🤣The best comedians ever!!

I'm an underwear and oatmeal guy, myself.

@ellenmarch3095

4 жыл бұрын

😳 Are you stalking me, lol? I was literally eating oatmeal in my underwear when reading this comment. I blame quarantine. 🤣🤣🤣

Dude has a crazy sense of humor. I like comics who make you think of stuff you dont or wouldn't usually think of.

Besides Gabriel Iglesias, Michael Joiner's the only other comedian who doesn't need profanities or racism or swearings to entertain people into laughter. Wonderful comedy

Hey, I’m old. It’s 3:06 am. So I heard that joke . . .

@mikeh.7499

Жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

OH HELL YA! THUMBS UP!!!!

I'm a flagman. That made me snort.

Funny guy.

Laughed so hard, it hurt! Great job!

Good food everyting 😆 swear dude funny AF

You know what sucks... The 99cent store... Where everthing is NOT 99cents except the shelf closest to the floor... Every thing else is about $5.99-12.99

10:19 - 10:24 "Full Special" huh?

@committedcoder3352

4 жыл бұрын

It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke

Caller ID!!!!

*Michael* says, "Go back to sleep, Sparky." *Sparky* says, "You don't know what it's like to generate low-voltage lightning when you make even a subtle shift on the carpet".

Smart funny!

3:29 “got hiMmm” 😹😹

This guy is GREAT!

I'm 18 and I know how syllable lashes feel

Laugh after laugh. a total laugh from start to finish

Southerners can speak Shakespeare but with a twist. ✌️

McCrips 😆😂🤣

@SlinginMonkeyProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks my favorite line....

ROMEO ROMEO WHERE YALL AT?! 😂

Somebody told me he did a joke where he said they looked at me like the Amish at a circuit city. I like that joke! I've always liked it! I liked it in 1982 when I wrote it and circuit City was still open. By the way I'm a retired comedian