Can't interrupt him while he's playing against noobmaster69

@linusandersson3283

4 жыл бұрын

Noobhunter

@throbbingshaft

4 жыл бұрын

vibingwithskinnyjeans420

@ismealpantojaochoa9862

4 жыл бұрын

Its noobmaster42069 not noobmaster69

@LuisMan123

4 жыл бұрын

XxX_ProGamer_HD

@bean8346

4 жыл бұрын

oh my frikin god. your a legend

Parallel lines: Two lines that never intersect Line 1: “friendly” in the video title Line 2: Fred being friendly

@aaylacruise

4 жыл бұрын

Actually he made one "friendly" titled video that lived up to the name

@maionyse2871

4 жыл бұрын

The Shadow Guard shh

@XPCREEPER

4 жыл бұрын

because they used to be called rude but he changed it its kinda funny

@TheDesignerDan

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaylacruise I recall quite a few videos where he actually was friendly as advertised. It was quite nice, and I'd just avoid the "rude" videos. Now they're all rude. 😔

@myyugimon9924

4 жыл бұрын

Parallel lines: two lines on the same plane that will never cross

*takes out wii remote* “These are exclusive to PlayStation”

@stormdesertstrike

4 жыл бұрын

Crazyyyy shit.

@NateTheBaguette

4 жыл бұрын

It fecking killed me

@nidoruzi

4 жыл бұрын

Are you being sarcastic? Those are PlayStation wii controllers, it’s rp anyway so he can make up anything

@rat-boi-zen5162

4 жыл бұрын

gekyummy_YT he was trying to scam the customer because they are a noob, which is why he said no refunds

@synapse8329

4 жыл бұрын

@@rat-boi-zen5162 Exactly, which is why he was asking if we were a noob to controllers.

Your “friendly game store”. Gets me every time. Watch him actually be friendly on April first.

@hipixen7953

3 жыл бұрын

True doe

@genericname6900

3 жыл бұрын

He's not being friendly?

@gangstakittie7699

3 жыл бұрын

"Write that down, write that down"

@iloveguitarhero8081

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Balistik_

3 жыл бұрын

:/

'Friendly' "How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me"

@marcebert4687

4 жыл бұрын

He failed again.

@generalkenobi880

4 жыл бұрын

You have become a RIVAL!

@aaylacruise

4 жыл бұрын

@Trevor Longhofer "and you are no longer my apprentice"

@generalkenobi880

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaylacruise You have been REPLACED.

@sketchios5158

4 жыл бұрын

lol was about tosay the same

Fred: friendly Me: *chuckles* I’m in danger ...

@pomonoli

4 жыл бұрын

Ralph's best line :D

@0odlesofNo0dles

4 жыл бұрын

I see an anti possession symbol omggg supernatural

@darthnivek1238

4 жыл бұрын

#spnfamily

Fred: What your name Someone: Fred Fred: Horrible name

@SeanB-wi5yh

4 жыл бұрын

How ironic

@shaolinmatador9482

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Manning kkkkkkk

@zerotwobruh2460

4 жыл бұрын

My name is dragon

@supermini1180

4 жыл бұрын

Fred: whats your name? Me: Horrible Fred: thats a horrible name

@hammedburger3712

4 жыл бұрын

@@supermini1180 Fred: What's your name? Me: A Horrible Name Fred: *points at me* That's A Horrible Name

"friendly" Also Fred: *Palpatine cackle*

Spiderman: Where's Thor? Nick Fury: You wouldn't believe me if I told you

@lilmehl3873

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh i just watched far from Home like 3 hours ago

@chdplayzyt0355

4 жыл бұрын

He is out doing ASMR... Nick fury: I always new he was stupid. Me: not paying attention because I'm watching asmr.

@arudoggykundesune2123

4 жыл бұрын

Chdplayz YT03 wym with *new* exactly? I have trouble In comprehending your poor orthography

@Christian_509

4 жыл бұрын

So u talkin bout me

@sleepmeditation147

4 жыл бұрын

Far from home was boring as hell.

Why the hell is thor trying to sell me a wiimote

@tiberiuionutionescu6693

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@b4tudiyebiri

4 жыл бұрын

He is very upset about war

@ASMR-XI-ZUI

4 жыл бұрын

He is diversifying his portfolio.

@kfire5966

4 жыл бұрын

He is trying to stay away from fortnite

@Robertocarlos-vo9pc

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was saying

Plot twist: fred is actually talking to a 9 year old child while his mother is in the restroom.

@izzriq3091

3 жыл бұрын

Damn his mom is in the restroom for 49 minutes

@sim_-no6nd

3 жыл бұрын

@@izzriq3091 She ate Taco Bell so she’s taking a monster shit

@leepictaco1727

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@bluebotmemes5125

2 жыл бұрын

@@leepictaco1727 :)

@zoak3313

Жыл бұрын

​@@izzriq3091No

"Friendly" yet tells me stay keep 1000 miles between both of us xd

@IAMCORNONTHECOB

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@53knights

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the channel

@jaysonciprez7155

3 жыл бұрын

??

@janniku.3989

3 жыл бұрын

Just safety you Know

@xCarnage819

3 жыл бұрын

You're "Verified" yet almost no one here knows you.

I love that I can actually hear that he’s playing battlefront 2 in the beginning lol

@ItsZakkUK

4 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes yep battle front 2 on a phone yep we’ll done 10/10

@iknowyouseeme3233

4 жыл бұрын

@@ItsZakkUK streaming his playstation or pc to his phone

@Henriong

4 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes on his phone

@filthylaborer3362

4 жыл бұрын

After looking at ur channel i wanna kill mysrlf Sherlock Holmes

@isaacflask

4 жыл бұрын

Hamster he got some sus shit lmao

Fred: are you a gamer? Me: no I came to a game store to buy milk

@jurassiccinematics5549

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Hall lol

@bradyhepner943

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Hall Ha my dad did that.....still waiting

@ErioTouwaBestGirl

4 жыл бұрын

Brady Hepner 😂 this escalated quickly.

@bradyhepner943

4 жыл бұрын

DestinyContinues It’s a joke man😂😂

@emmawilliams3265

4 жыл бұрын

my dad did that too!

Fred : sells a *Wiimote* at a PlayStation Section Sony : *It is a disgrace to see this*

@oli_-bk4jq

4 жыл бұрын

They should be honored . wii is god

@sensor0078

3 жыл бұрын

Bam Isaacs

@DabisDinerDelivery

3 жыл бұрын

I almost read that as Willamette.

@CardamonFan

3 жыл бұрын

E, he’s still selling it at a Sony area, Sony: FINALLY a man worthy of living

@doomslayer5897

3 жыл бұрын

@@DabisDinerDelivery dude same here

0:51 me when anyone tries to approach me for whatever reason

@Alex-fz3oz

4 жыл бұрын

“Talk to the hand”

@JesusChrist-nt4uk

4 жыл бұрын

@Samantha I bet thats what your dad said when your mom told him she was pregnant

@eeljai2048

4 жыл бұрын

Samantha She’s just salty that her makeup makes her look like and smell like a sex doll

@musikil_

4 жыл бұрын

@Thefbisaidno That doesn’t even make since...

@musikil_

4 жыл бұрын

@EelJai I’m pretty sure it’s a boy not a girl.

“Are you a gamer? You don’t look like one” ...is that an insult or a compliment?

@yase0

4 жыл бұрын

"gamers are highly renowned people" According to him, probably an insult

@maikelsauceda8175

4 жыл бұрын

It depends upon your answer to that question.

@iliketurtless7711

4 жыл бұрын

Pure insult u should feel nothing but dread for what u have been told

@joshdonkin7777

4 жыл бұрын

Insult

@factsofmatter6513

4 жыл бұрын

This question coming from a guy that obviously lifts heavy things 2 hours a day and looks like Thor. But I don’t “look” like a gamer. Hilarious

Me: What are you playing? See black screen Also me: Ohh

@jackseygaminguk9759

4 жыл бұрын

emilkill1 he’s crazy XD he sees a a game

@emilkill1

4 жыл бұрын

Jackseygaming UK haha xD

@dankkuz9085

4 жыл бұрын

@@Axlur are u 12

@morganbone7837

4 жыл бұрын

Samsung 4 blackout edition 🎮🎮🔫🔫🗡🗡📱

@Tora209

4 жыл бұрын

He is playing half life 3 I'll let you think about it

35:09 fred: A B Y X, classic PlayStation buttons Me: hmmmm, now why does that sound familiar

@Brosfishing101

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤔🤔🤔🧐

@breadloafREVO

3 жыл бұрын

Love the profile pic

@IvanRamirez-ho1hc

3 жыл бұрын

@@breadloafREVO thx

Me almost asleep Fred: noob Me: YOU WANT TO THROW HANDS BOY

@patrickwallace6223

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Manning you are a true alpha male

@pngmafia9010

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickwallace6223 yes very epic.

@waterbeatsgaming2338

3 жыл бұрын

He would rock your shit

“Friendly” “Lies....Deception.”

@SteamedClam

4 жыл бұрын

"Its a trap!"

@Tipsyys

4 жыл бұрын

“I’m yoda”

@gaqueglowl

4 жыл бұрын

"wtf"

I was just thinking ... What if Thor Sells marvel games to customers????

@local_hotpotato

4 жыл бұрын

While on the subject. Did thor movies have any tie in games?

@jaytheartman610

4 жыл бұрын

@@local_hotpotato they made a tie-in game to the first film which wasn't great. It was bassicly a god of war clone

@privial140

4 жыл бұрын

Hi can you be my friend Why did so many people like this?

@thefrankietorres

4 жыл бұрын

@@privial140 micky mouse

@Christian_509

4 жыл бұрын

Im better

9:52 the “someone like you” always make me laugh 😂

41:16 me giving my Driver's license test

“Your friendly game store” Fred:insults me

@youate2111

4 жыл бұрын

R/woooosh

@youate2111

4 жыл бұрын

@Code _Encrypt who r u r/wooshing

@Egngog._

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh this post was a long time ago .-.

Everyone after Endgame: Gets a new life on their own (and Cap retires). Thor: Becomes a Pro Gamer

@MidnightGeekSS

4 жыл бұрын

Well he seemed into fortnite

@Thenerdybirdy33

4 жыл бұрын

Walker #41279 and pro asmrtist

@reve2437

4 жыл бұрын

That's a new life there too

@lokixlvi8100

4 жыл бұрын

Can't like this. It's at 420...

I can’t believe the actor of Thor actually does asmr that’s crazy

@Pennywise_Cup

4 жыл бұрын

He is Fred, the person who actually voiced Thor previously was Chris Hemsworth.

@lukeadams1839

4 жыл бұрын

Old joke 😐😐

Fred: oh yes i remember you Me: yup good ol barthalemew Fred: horrible name Me: yea fair enough

@glazelucifer6986

3 жыл бұрын

Oml I love this comment

@iloveguitarhero8081

3 жыл бұрын

God is that rlly you?

If "friendly" is in the title I'm ready to get flamed :D

@8-bitgamer675

4 жыл бұрын

Hell Yeah, why shouldn't you?

My hot Gf: it’s either me or those damn video games Me: 2:39

@Sam-bu6mh

4 жыл бұрын

society

@grixo7242

4 жыл бұрын

Bro that is legit perfect timing, lol

@beackiboy3219

4 жыл бұрын

Games

@dons8320

4 жыл бұрын

G A M E S

@notdayday

4 жыл бұрын

I really missed 69 likes 😔

Fred: “take that 1000 mile stare off me” Me: 👀

Fred: "And you can take that... thousand-mile long-distance stare of yours, which is incredibly offputting and displeasing to look at, direct it to somewhere else in this store, and then I can be with you." Me, after a month of social distancing: "Okay man, sorry! I'm just used to only seeing people from across the street at the closest! Sheesh."

@ttv_reaper_1233

4 жыл бұрын

I Read this comment right when he said it

When Fred is not actually friendly; "A surprise, to be sure. But an unwelcome one"

I like how the beginning starts with him ignoring us for a minute

@Domarama7

4 жыл бұрын

See he tried to stretch it to 50 minutes

@DreadNox

4 жыл бұрын

And apparently playing emulated Battlefront 2

@fijj9481

4 жыл бұрын

U mean like 12

Me: *breaths* Fred: do you offer me insult?

That’s star wars battlefront two at the start Oh yea

@diecritical387

3 жыл бұрын

But why on a phone attached to a controller?

@waqarchughtai440

3 жыл бұрын

@@diecritical387 Because why not.

@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE

3 жыл бұрын

It's all coming together

@senoreg

3 жыл бұрын

That phones off at the start Oh yea

Fred: *Friendly in title* Me: *X to doubt*

@Ghost206fx

4 жыл бұрын

Y to *agree*

You should make a “rude” video but the person is actually friendly

@truth7843

4 жыл бұрын

- Flamebriar - 1000iq

@Aslovep4

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist

@stellanFPS

4 жыл бұрын

OKAY I SAW YOUR OTHER COMMENT ON THE BARBER SHOP VIDEO, STOP BEING A LIL PUSSY AND GROW UP ITS JUST A VIDEO WEEB - Din farbror Johannes

@stellanFPS

4 жыл бұрын

and also just saw that you play fortnite. Take a long look in the mirror and see how long you can hold in the puke

@xxengineermain6.9youtube82

4 жыл бұрын

Fo Li Your probably mad because he is better than you at fortnite.

15:52 Fred had to cut the scene because of awkward silence 😂

So calm at first then "HELLO THERE" like who's voice is that deep

“Friendly” *ignores you for 1 minute 25 seconds*

@karenstriggeredasmr9601

4 жыл бұрын

and then basically tells you to fuck off 😂

@Foy97

4 жыл бұрын

Ah you must be new here :D

@Anastasia-fe6sm

4 жыл бұрын

@@Foy97 definitely huh

@locsrob

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like you r comment but it's at 69

@silverisdisappointed

4 жыл бұрын

87 now 😔

I'm here for three reasons: To listen and concentrate while I'm working (and try not to sleep while doing so) To confirm that, effectively, he's not friendly and will roast me to death (but I'm ok with it) and to check what Star Wars quote he writes on the description lol ps. that PS4 section screams "2015" all over the place :'D the memories

@CertifiedToSimp

4 жыл бұрын

Same! 🤣

@Hypegreene05

4 жыл бұрын

It does help with concentration while working but too much and you'll fall asleep lol.

@TheNewfoundRepublic

4 жыл бұрын

Angel Carmine what about BattleField Hardline?

@charlielennon4708

4 жыл бұрын

U scream 'sad' that u noticed and actually care about those games

39:11"and only just 5 pounds *whispering* and uh 5 pounds every time you enter the store"😂

Fred vs Karen, fred being not friendly, and making good points, or karen bout to take the kids and going to speak to your manager. Their battle will be legendary

Fred: button mashes Also Fred: noobs button mash

@ironderpranger9485

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. I came to this comment section after hearing him talk ab the whole noob thing and i thought to myself, "why is it that in games and stuff, its a noob move to camp but its a perfect strategy irl in like the same situation?" Like in irl if your just in a war and start running out against the enemy while the rest of your team/troop is hiding and camping your gonna die but wont be considered a noob thing to do. But if your in a game doing the same thing, then why is it a noob thing? Like why tho???

@imprxvised8219

4 жыл бұрын

@@ironderpranger9485 because you don't respawn irl lmao.

@xoioti

4 жыл бұрын

@@imprxvised8219 deep

@rawsom6992

4 жыл бұрын

@@imprxvised8219 kzread.info/dash/bejne/i21qmLyoiZWpc5M.html

@throbbingshaft

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like every ad promoting girl gamers.

Title: Says Friendly Me: Let the insults begin

@stuffsmithonviva2316

4 жыл бұрын

Never trust fred

0:50 When my mom walks in while I’m in an intense game of cooking fever.

I like how consistent you are in uploading videos once a week. If I ever fall behind, I can show up here and there's a always a few new ones waiting for me to watch!

Yo Fred I've been watching your videos since 2017 can you please make another harry potter themed video ?

@sebastianpersson2859

4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic tingles(beasts) and where to find them :3

Fred: holds a Xbox controller Fred: "This is a ps4 controller" Xbox: Am I a joke to you?

@MayIStandUnshaken-tu5xy

Жыл бұрын

Yes thats why playstation sells more XDD

@dearestterror5234

Жыл бұрын

@@MayIStandUnshaken-tu5xy overrated garbage that is playstation

Imagine been the second in the line waiting for 50 fucking minutes

I love how he dead ass looked you in the eye and kept playing

Fred: What do you get in game stores? Me: tRAsH Fred: Correct.

I believe that the word friendly needs “ “ around it

Most of the comments are about how much Fred looks like Thor

this guy never fails when it comes to me sleeping so here I am again. gn peeps

"You dont look like one" Me, in sweats and a t-shirt: *laughs in gamer*

@RickyRat256

4 жыл бұрын

Dio-dorant THATS literally what I’m in rn

@Domarama7

4 жыл бұрын

*minecraft villager noises*

@drock-od9tu

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao this one got me bruh

@guest3384

4 жыл бұрын

Do we all wear the same thing while playing games or something

Thor when he got kicked out of the Avengers and needed a new job😂

15:20 when he did that I screamed “THATS ILLEGAL!!”

Amazing ASMR video. I fell asleep to this one no joke :D

@cleanix6531

4 жыл бұрын

How do u only have 1 like ur literally my fav asmrtist

“Turns phone around and it’s off” Me: my nostalgia

As a Tingle Noob, this is very helpful thank you.

@sammiway8209

4 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

@Ceezir

4 жыл бұрын

@Karla Winton ok boomer

He sounds like Thor, who’s with me?

@cryptxz5212

4 жыл бұрын

He is thor tho

@bigpapan.g3245

3 жыл бұрын

Thor sounds like him

@Spooderzilla_

3 жыл бұрын

BigPapa N.G yeah

@Spooderzilla_

3 жыл бұрын

Frxd yup

Your friendly game store Me: comes in and sees guy playing games even tho he’s an employee Him: ExCuSe Me BuT wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg In My StOrE?!?!

cashier: what do you play in a game store? customer: games cashier: yes games, "shows black screen"

Oh yes my favorite new 2019 games, fifa 15, battlefield hardline, and advanced warfare

@mosf1lm824

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmm. Only the newest!

@imprxvised8219

4 жыл бұрын

Took me a minute but I figured out what you were talking about.

@papacaliente8789

4 жыл бұрын

And fort pit

@smugs1uff129

4 жыл бұрын

Advanced warfare gets so much shit I see why But I love the game Not as much as bo2 that one is one of the best ones

This makes me sleep every single day

Just casually playing star wars battlefront 2. Then the introductory line is hello there like general Kenobi. Beautiful. Just amazing.

No one: Not a single soul: Not even a single spec on this earth: Fred: *Using XBOX Controller in PS4 Section*

@stuffsmithonviva2316

4 жыл бұрын

Whats next? A Wii controler in a sega section???

@ToidleboyGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Deltary wow good original joke right there i wonder how long it took you to think of that one

@pepsicola4718

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToidleboyGaming Great reply. Wonder how long it took you to come up with such amazing criticism. Just let the meme die on it's own, you add nothing to this conversation, and do not help the expiration of the popular comment by being a douche. Time is definite.

@LUFCLiving

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToidleboyGaming Chill out im just trying to make people happy.

**sees bf2 being played on a phone** Me: "In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest."

@MrHans-iy5lq

4 жыл бұрын

I AM THE SENATE!!

@System-ie8ix

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrHans-iy5lq not yet

@silverback_gorilla397

4 жыл бұрын

are you threatening me master jedi

@Pyro_68

4 жыл бұрын

Its treason then. *SCREAAAAM*

@protosfilms

4 жыл бұрын

Pit Droid the senate will decide your fate

Nobody: Fred: calls me not to be a gamer while playing a smartphone game with controller

I love the music in the background so calming ofcourse the asmr is aswell

Imagine the customer service ratings this guy gets backlashed with

@codyparker679

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you think he always has a different job

@spyroapplesauce

4 жыл бұрын

ToxicWafflez Eric Cartman and his fellow Yelpers would tear Fred to pieces

Fred: This here is an official playstation controller *takes out unofficial Xbox controller*

@techy7890

4 жыл бұрын

Btw its not an unofficial x box controller its a nintendo WII controller

@techy7890

4 жыл бұрын

Btw its not an unofficial x box controller its a Nintendo Wii controller

@billybrett8358

4 жыл бұрын

@@techy7890 btw it's Xbox

@stephen90944

4 жыл бұрын

@@billybrett8358 Guys. Calm down. It's a Nintendo 64 controller. Gosh. Noobs. :P

@justsomeguy330

4 жыл бұрын

@@stephen90944 naw it's a tv remote

When I walk into a coffee store and ask the employee for a coffee and they act like I ruined their day. It's your hecking job mate! Fred really got that on point.

that light music is actually really nice

0:50 Me when my mom walks in

This was the most unwanted and uncomfortable I've ever felt in my _entire life_ but it was so relaxing

I can imagine Fred doing door to door sales and everyone buying his products lol

The Hello There gets me everytime. I wish you make another game store asmr

@GabrielMercer41

6 ай бұрын

I usually watch these gaming based asmr

I’ve been wanting another one of these forever!

Hahaa yes! I agree! "Act like a human being so I can treat you like a human being " gosh I wish I can say that to my guest at work xD

hes just standing there, MEANCINGLY!

Great Video! So soothing 🥰

Him: What is so important that you have to disturb me with? Me: Wheres the bathroom?

*reads title* Well well well, my old nemesis returns.

I need videos from you about the Mandolorian - Thanks, you’re the best

Me: Hello I would lik... Fred: noob Me: omiua mu shindiru

0:01 'You mean you have to use your hands?! That's like a baby's toy!'

@anakin_younglings7698

Жыл бұрын

Love that Back to the Future reference

Fred’s title: Friendly game store Reality of the video: Unfriendly game store Me: Wait...that’s illegal

The perfect video to watch before I sleep and work at unspecified UK game shop tomorrow

Lmao, the little "hello there" above obi Wan in the thumbnail. Nice touch fred.

I love the Obi-Wan reference at the beginning of every video!

@laysone346

4 жыл бұрын

DIR3KT xEnder it’s literally just a greeting

@Luuccxxss

4 жыл бұрын

Laygónian 489 Fred’s a Star Wars fan so it’s an obvious reference to Obi-Wan Kenobi

I need an Ulfric Stormcloak roleplay...

@mustafam3285

4 жыл бұрын

“Skyrim is for the Nords!”

Now this...this is dedication

Intro gave me hella tingles

When you pulled out the Wii remotes, I went up to my attic and found my old Wii. I tried to plug it into my TV, but it didn’t work and now I’m having a mental breakdown. 😩

@emilymills8933

4 жыл бұрын

my life story in a single comment

Your friendly game store "What you want to buy something in a store god your annoying"

@justsomeyanderewithinterne622

4 жыл бұрын

Well we can just order it all online

@sphinkzidk5268

4 жыл бұрын

You’re

This was an amazing video bro!!!

Been looking at the reflection in the glasses, interesting setup. Sort of breaks the asmr illusion in a way.