Finally, our protagonist is learning that he needs to blend in, only took him like 4 years or something

@geekymetalhead5112

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna touch the 69 likes (Nice btw)

@phantommusic8457

4 жыл бұрын

Geeky Metalhead same

@griffin1758

4 жыл бұрын

Geeky Metalhead it’s messed up now lol

@spencerfrankclayton4348

4 жыл бұрын

Geeky Metalhead Why not "touch the 69 likes"?

@griffin1758

4 жыл бұрын

Damn this comment kinda popped off lmao

*“Rude and Friendly”* Equal, as all things should be. **chef kiss**

@platypii2350

4 жыл бұрын

Dog you had one fucking job

@EzioTheProphet

4 жыл бұрын

Perfectly Balanced you Dunce

@Idk-fl2ed

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect balanced is the correct saying *

@JesusCervantes-vl4mb

4 жыл бұрын

Balance liked it should be :)

@ArthurMorgan-_-

4 жыл бұрын

Dog i dont think they get the joke

Fred: so you haven’t been here with us before? Me: *visibly sweating in my new rich clothes* Uh huh

@griffin1758

4 жыл бұрын

Georgia Kirkpatrick “ah yes I am now f a n c y”

@martfertyy6904

4 жыл бұрын

Thor..... Plz no zap

@briann6962

4 жыл бұрын

Martf Ertyy ur cancer

@juniorghuerta8430

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Maybe Him lol I laughed way too hard at this 🤣

@rx3004

4 жыл бұрын

Lil chigon Fr bro that was hilarious 😐

Rude and Friendly Always two there are, no more, no less.

@Jaa_morant

4 жыл бұрын

Capitan Jack sparrow would answer to that "...

@october3229

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you talking like Yoda general?

@user-ml6nh6fp4p

4 жыл бұрын

I am the SENATE

@generalkenobi880

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ml6nh6fp4p Not yet.

@theyincorporated5711

4 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi it’s treason then

this is my first time doing timestamps, please be gentle 🙈 0:00 - greetings and introduction . 1:23 - checking if your clothes are ok . 1:36 - more talking (with some nice shirt sounds) . 2:42 - taking off and folding your gloves, scarf and jacket . 5:29 - discussing what you want to do with your hair (hand movements) . 7:44 - putting on a protective gown (you are drunk for some reason) . 9:14 - pouring you a drink . 9:55 - shaking the spray bottle and spraying your hair all around . 10:40 - brushing you hair . 11:14 - patting your face with a towel . 11:26 - brushing and cutting hair (some nice scissors on comb sounds) . 12:43 - talking about the scissors + snip sounds . 13:36 - more brushing and cutting . 14:04 - more spraying . 14:11 - more cutting + some talking . 16:52 - adding a second pair of scissors + snip sounds . 17:22 - cutting with 2 pairs of scissors . 18:40 - quick spray . 18:47 - cutting + some ear-to-ear whisper . 20:38 - port break + call break + your identity reveal . 26:53 - quick spray . 27:03 - passive-aggressive quick hair cutting . 29:14 - quick spray . 29:19 - more cutting . 30:19 - brushing your hair . 31:12 - hair dryer (nice and quiet) + styling with comb . 32:47 - tidying up with scissors + snip sounds . 33:52 - brushing fallen hair off of you . 34:15 - patting your face with a towel . 34:26 - taking off your protective gown . 35:10 - giving you back your jacket, scarf and gloves . 36:18 - talking and goodbyes (well that was a wild ride 😳 best of both worlds indeed!)

@jankaticha3011

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect, good job buddy ❤

@msa6662

4 жыл бұрын

Im not gentle to you now...is it that obvious? *non-gentle face* *non-gentle face*

@geennaam5202

4 жыл бұрын

You angel

@josha3891

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot.

@sagecentral1809

4 жыл бұрын

Nice man

"unless you're lower class and trying to cover it up-" *me, sweating nervously:* no haHa I would never

||💕 Timestamps for you lovelies 💕|| 0:00 Welcome 2:43 De-robing/getting comfy 5:33 Discussion of styling choices (close-up whispering and personal attention) 7:25 Talking through drink options 7:50 Arranging protective gown 9:18 Drink pouring 10:06 Spray bottle 10:46 Combing your hair, detangling 11:23 Drying off with soft towel 11:35 Comb and scissors (snipping) 12:28 *intense brooding stare* 12:45 Close up, soft spoken storytelling of products/equipment 13:44 Faster snipping and spray bottle 14:35 Discussing the ambience and regulars 19:17 Close-up whispers and compliments 20:40 Little break for drink-sipping 21:30 Phone call to tailors 23:00 *The plot thickens* 24:10 Confrontation, rudeness 26:56 Quicker spray bottle and cut continues 27:39 Low, deep whispers 30:22 Hair brushing 31:20 Hair drying 32:55 Final touches 33:55 Brushing off stray hairs 34:30 Gown removal 35:13 Redressing 36:21 Discussing payment // goodbyes Hey guys, not sure if these timestamps are perfect but hope that they can help someone 💘 sweet dreams!

@luizmiguel4037

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@posideonsheir6231

4 жыл бұрын

You need more likes. :)

@josie9304

4 жыл бұрын

@PoseidonsHeir ! You’re lovely :)

@bookwormspidey2987

2 жыл бұрын

I love this type of comment :-)

@tsukipon74

5 ай бұрын

Intense brooding stare 😂

Fred being a friendly barber is something my brain can not get over. I want more

@RazgrizXMG0079

4 жыл бұрын

The fredward scissorhands barbershop asmr is my personal favorite because he is friendly to the common folk as well

@Fastitocalon69

4 жыл бұрын

@@RazgrizXMG0079 but were not common folk in this video. We upper class

@swaggyp5518

4 жыл бұрын

SociallyActiveTortoise yes we are the rich, the common folk, pfft what scrubs, that shame shall not be tolerated here

@clearedaccdead1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fastitocalon69 that's true and in fact, we're close to royalty.

@raznajar

4 жыл бұрын

@@clearedaccdead1 You are right, even close to royalty, as Lord Farquad

I love how Fred is talking shit about low quality hair dressers when he straight up looks like he hasn't had a haircut in 3 years. That's a power play that is.

@creamdog5250

4 жыл бұрын

TypoMatser the force is with you it is

@hedera9830

4 жыл бұрын

“Coaches don’t play”

@Lepong20

4 жыл бұрын

Well he must be the best in town then, can't cut his own hair can he. Not as well as he cuts others at least

@aaylacruise

4 жыл бұрын

@@creamdog5250 "The shadow of greed that is" - Yoda

@ofthefallen8012

4 жыл бұрын

There's alot of upkeep and trimming that long hair requires in order to not look like a bird nest

25:01 when homie grabs max ammo without saying reload

22:27 Fred: *IMMEDIATE change in facial expression* Excuse me? Me: *panicking* U-Uh aw crap... GOTTA BLAST!

@becominghero9754

3 жыл бұрын

I was so mad at the ending

Last time i saw Count Dooku he got his haircut from Anakin

@jacksondavis695

4 жыл бұрын

O_O

@sixnil9651

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@DarthPugL0af

4 жыл бұрын

More like a head cut

@Azzsoul999

4 жыл бұрын

Dooku: *Just a little off the top thanks* Anakin:

@CJJC

4 жыл бұрын

The ultimate short back & sides.

6:23 “Incase your lower class and trying to cover it up” *Me sitting now uncomfortably in the chair

@stormdesertstrike

4 жыл бұрын

Now that's a original comment, unlike thos nobody absolutely no one jokes.

Finally we get the full Lord Farquad experience.

@detectivejonesw

4 жыл бұрын

Almost

Fred: You look exceptionally smart Me: Thank you good sir Also me: only wearing boxers

@becominghero9754

3 жыл бұрын

Psh I'm naked

"Serviced people such as Lord Farquad." I see you Fred sneaking in the Shrek Reference.

@DZMoops

4 жыл бұрын

He's mentioned in all of Fred's barbershop videos, he is even important to the plot of one of them.

I know Lord Farquaad. Last time i saw him in the mouth of a dragon.

@deathlikecoast2738

4 жыл бұрын

But he did have nice looking hair so we know Fred is a good barber

@suyash5608

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he said Lord Fuckwad. Clearly I am not a man of High class.

@ArtemisWasHere

4 жыл бұрын

Narrenkaiser _ mate I read lot farquaad just as Fred said it.

"You look quite smart" Jokes on you I'm pretty stupid.

When fred said the scissors have cut count dooku's hair i died I nearly fell asleep that's class.🤣

RUDE = ❌ FRIENDLY = ❌ RUDE & FRIENDLY = ✅

Everyone: "Friendly and rude, eh? Excellent choice?" Me: "This man is the barber of Count Dooku too?!" I'm more surprised that I hadn't even thought about Count Dooku's barber. To be fair, he was only one of two Sith that actually needed one until Anakin gave him a bit off of the top and Palpatine got an intense pruning.

@griffin1758

4 жыл бұрын

Beatz Raptor palpatine got that raisin, fingers that have been in the pool too long, hair doo. And anakin ended up with a nice burning hair smell

@sosyge4506

4 жыл бұрын

@@griffin1758 I wanted to make a joke about leaving himself in the bathtub too long, but the Dooku one was at least kind of literal, so I wanted the Palpatine one to also be literal-ish. But the only thing I could think of involving water and electricity also involved a toaster and was very dark.

@griffin1758

4 жыл бұрын

Beatz Raptor oml lmaooooo

@PT-on-YT

4 жыл бұрын

A little off the top

@insanitysean4939

4 жыл бұрын

Beatz Raptor going full English essay for the joke , I love it🙏🙏

"I assume you've heard of us because....you're sitting here"

@manofsoupe116

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh you're just stinking rich? Excellent, excellent."

@Whurlpuul

4 жыл бұрын

Golden quotes

Fred: your hair are very upper class Me who is bald:Yes

Excellent video as always man! I can’t describe how happy I am that I discovered your channel, my favorite video so far has become the Imperial role play along with this one

Fred: “Rude and Friendly” People who watch and enjoy both types equally: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*

@geekymetalhead5112

4 жыл бұрын

I see you're a person of culture based on your pfp :)

We're getting there guys, soon we'll actually be filthy stinking rich and we'll get the full experience.

I would like my money back I did not get insulted

@Robbnlinzi

4 жыл бұрын

General Veers you smell like elderberries

@npcaesar0512

4 жыл бұрын

@@Robbnlinzi No joe does

@marcebert4687

4 жыл бұрын

@@npcaesar0512 Joe has ligma...

@Johnny.Picklez

4 жыл бұрын

@@npcaesar0512 Joe has Dixon cider

@npcaesar0512

4 жыл бұрын

@@dagomz YO MAMA

0:01 "hello there" Kenobi approves 13:04 "count dooku" Kenobi doesn't approve

We're so early the guys who are making Thor jokes haven't come yet

@spencerfrankclayton4348

4 жыл бұрын

Jet Xarison Are you sure?

@Robbnlinzi

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like Thor!! *there*

@stareye_1062

4 жыл бұрын

Thor thor thor omg this is so me No1: Literally no1: Not a single soul: Me: mhm I felt that Edit: holy shit thanks fOr ThE LiKeS _this should be all the comment section aids right?_

@fcclips3596

4 жыл бұрын

@@stareye_1062 you forgot "r/woosh"

@salvayasriel1243

4 жыл бұрын

Finally my barber thor c-c-ut (shutdown error_sans.exe)

"Please stop staring at me like that" *opens eyes* "wat?" Edit: jesus I've never had these many likes on a comment, not to mention a war because I misspelled what on purpose-

@msa6662

4 жыл бұрын

Ture lol

@mason7548

4 жыл бұрын

What*

@alexwe1549

4 жыл бұрын

@@hid5452 zoomer

@mason7548

4 жыл бұрын

@@hid5452 more like i know how to spell and the person that wrote this comment does not.

@wesleychurch5433

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed entirely too hard at this

I’ve been watching ASMR videos for about 3 years now, I do it because it helps me relax and go to sleep, I don’t usually get tingles, maybe about two or three times in the past, but this video made me had lots of tingles!

Fred: You've relaxed there and let me speak kindly to you. Me: How ill-mannered of me. Please wave this clean feather duster in my face and insult me as you like to make up for it.

I have not heard or seen past 5 minutes of this video, and I dont think I ever will because this has knocked me out every night without fail.

Fred: “Rude and Friendly” Me: “Uh, that doesn’t compute. Uh, wait, uh you’re under arrest”

I get blessed with this after watching all your rude barber videos last night, thank you!

Its like walking into a barbershop and realizing thor works here in his off time. Neat.

*he makes the best asmr videos because he’s experimenting with new things*

Timestamps 0:00 intro 1:25 touching you jacket 1:39 talking 2:45 leather gloves 3:19 touching and folding your scarf 4:20 taking off your 'fancy and smart' jacket 5:30 discussing your haircut (some up-close hand movement) 7:50 shaking and putting on the hair gown 9:20 pouring liquid in a glass for you (glass hitting table sounds) 10:05 shaking and spraying water sprayer 10:45 combing your hair 11:35 scissors (cutting your hair) 12:43 talking and explaining the scissors ( some random scissor sounds) 13:40 snipping your hair 14:05 quick spray 14:14 back to cutting (some occasional talking) 20:56 talking 21:30 taking a phone call 23:35 finished with his call (starts being rude) 26:54 quick spray 27:06 double scissors 30:20 talking again 31:21 hair drying 32:43 some last minutes cuts and combing 33:55 brushing you off 34:19 drying you off then tossing out the towels 34:50 taking off hair gown 35:14 giving you back you jacket and scarf 37:31 outro card

This's hands down one of the most tingle-inducing Barbershop ASMR videos I've watched to date, Fred. 😌❤ Loved it!

In my opinion you do the best scissor sounds and haircut roleplays in ASMR. It almost makes me forget about my receding hairline. Plus you are a consumate gentleman. Period.

In 2020 Fred has just mixed the rudeness and the friendliness!! 🙌🏻

@MikeKilo1969

4 жыл бұрын

Irina rude to peasants. Friendly to royals. It’s a thing. :)

@irina315

4 жыл бұрын

Mike King it is! ☺️

When you’re so early the time stamp gods haven’t arrived yet.

I love this series. High quality, entertaining ASMR.

Loved the arm swing near the end with the brush definitely made me laugh

Rude and Friendly? *visible confusion*

@Jaa_morant

4 жыл бұрын

In bed he is rude

@MuhammadAwais-YesB

4 жыл бұрын

j travolto what?

@Samfatyak

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@marshallpeters1437

4 жыл бұрын

I am confusion

@dorgox8997

4 жыл бұрын

HuMmEl Damn bro you got the whole squad laughin’ 😐

I love the rude and friendly mix well done!

This man is amazing! Love the video. I’m in bed sick and needed this!

I’m always a fan of your haircut videos!! This one is a classic

Now all I want is a good haircut with a glass of port....but its midnight.

This ASMR I like it *Throws Phone* ANOTHER

@becominghero9754

4 жыл бұрын

Dunno why doesn't have morre likes, is great

@DaKotaArielCristally

4 жыл бұрын

ahah you made me laugh thanks

I was watching an older video and someone recomended a workout asmr, were you would work out an explain your routine step by step, and i think that if you do that it would just be the best asmr video in the world

Every time before this one has been casual Friday at work and now it’s a regular day

Is this the first time Fred as actually been slightly friendly this is astonishing

@Illustrator2

4 жыл бұрын

No, there have been others

@triviamasquer

4 жыл бұрын

There was a Sleep Train video this summer where he was quite friendly. It was really good!

Me: has clothes Fred: S M O R T

This is the sequel that I've never known I've needed until now

I have still been craving for the day, one day, we get a just friendly englishman asmr, where he treats us this good through the whole roleplay,,,, STILL REALLLY GOOD THO AAA

Fred : *Friendly & Rude in the title* Entire fanbase : *confused screaming*

13:02: Me, semi-conscious, hearing Fred randomly name drop Lord Farquad and Count dooku: 👁 👄 👁

Nice Ranger's Apprentice reference, and very good quality asmr!

That moment when Fred realized he cut Loki's hair. Also I like how he went from happy to disappointed on himself XD

3:59 "One of our" Street of freds confirmed start looking!

When Star Wars and Shrek are in the same universe.

@maxbling3775

4 жыл бұрын

And marvel 😂

@loquaciouslokki3569

4 жыл бұрын

Max Bling Of course, how could I forget 😂

Awesome video man! Been a fan since day 1! Definitely inspired me to do some of my own roleplays. Keep it up dude!

Just want to say, I love your videos and your personality. You seem like a really cool dude. Keep up the good work! I just started watching these and am already a huge fan!

I'm going to the army tomorrow (for 6-9 months) and these will definitely help me relax during the evening, if I have the time to use my phone.

@Robbnlinzi

4 жыл бұрын

Good luck and try to be calm

This is epic. I don’t always gel with REG and to be on the friendly side of REG is epic

This is what I needed before school tomorrow, thank you so much Fred!

"Lord farquaad" I was almost asleep until i chuckled at that 😂😴❤

If Count Dooku would be asked what was he doing during a scissor cut by Fred, he'll answer *"I've been looking forward"*

@braxtonwagner05

4 жыл бұрын

Fred when dooku turns his head *"Brave, but foolish."*

@Theworldisscrewed

4 жыл бұрын

When count dooku says the barber has done it wrong " i sense great fear in you"

Best of both worlds, rude and friendly 😆

The best asmr channel! Fred you really help me to sleep 💤 I love your videos!

I LOVE it when you post these videos. Great work keep it up

I love your videos they really help me relax

*me enjoying the ASMR* My friend: Is ThAt ChrIS HEMswoRTh?

@finnvoe038

4 жыл бұрын

who is chris hemsworth i only know thor

When he said COUNT DOOKU omg it made me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂and it made my day

OMG. I just discovered your channel, and it's a magical feeling when you speak, so harmonious. I have to admit that your eyes are very hypnotizing. Good video partner.

“Count Douku with his exceptionally stylish haircut” You could his head rolling on the carpet with that fresh cut. Sorry, I’m shit at jokes, I know. 😂

Haircut by Thor. All we need is a scene where a pair off scissors fly into his hand while holding it out.

Wow tellement relaxent, sa ma beaucoup apaiser, merci beaucoup. ;)

His videos have gotten so much better over time. Goodnight 😴

You should make this story ark where the barber eventually grows to like the viewer Like if u agree

4:13 "You're just stinking rich? Excellent" Ain't that just how the world works?

Thanks for the video. Happy New Year

Your videos are always relaxing and creative congratulations Fred

Rude and Friendly? *Confused screaming*

@321myself

4 жыл бұрын

Confused sleeping*

@Boog868

4 жыл бұрын

@@321myself yes!!

@geekymetalhead5112

4 жыл бұрын

You win Lord Spade, you win

Fred: "...scruffy, rude, ill-mannered... thousand-mile stare." Me: "This man has been to a few ASMR conventions." 🤣

the lawn mover is like the most relaxing thing :D

When. ASMR accidentally reminds you that you have forgotten to spray down your ball python's enclosure. ..great spray bottle noises. Loved this video

Hey mate can you do a obi wan themed asmr?

@gfdia35

4 жыл бұрын

Again?

@braxtonwagner05

4 жыл бұрын

@@gfdia35 again? Wat When did he do one

@gfdia35

4 жыл бұрын

@@braxtonwagner05 he's done in a sense 3 obi wan, one was he's dressing us as obi wan tho (or " a jedi" but if I remember right it was his obi wan costume)

Me: I’m the guy u bullied a year ago Fred: NANI????! Tailor: calls

can we get another one of these but he actually warms up to us?

6:23 Protagonist: *heavy sweating*

Given the outfit and the story...If I'm not Lord Farquaad, I'm going to be very angry. Edit: Ah man. We aren't Lord Farquaad :(

"rude and friendly" hmm that seems fimiliar.... "PERFECTLY BALANCED"

Thank you for the video, because this is an excellent and amazing video thanks Mr Fred 👋😀

I love your videos bro thank you for making them

Now I picture a video where there is a lawsuit against all the 'friendly' shop owners of that street. For plot twist. We are an extravagantly rich lord.

@becominghero9754

4 жыл бұрын

Oh i want this so bad, the reg always makes me angry

Thor: "I lost The Avengers' taste and I grabbed the ASMR"

Man I really respect all the hard work you put into these videos, but I've been waiting for that relaxing colonoscopy.

Tricked by the riff raff...I hope you do one of these in another shop. Perfect blend 🙂