This was just an excuse to show off this lightsaber, and I loved it.

@YaYa-rf6lb

5 жыл бұрын

He was looking for some new guns to defeat Thanos

@luisolalde9925

5 жыл бұрын

@@YaYa-rf6lb lol

@olavisalomaa

5 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but ok

@Perktube1

4 жыл бұрын

He's got the guns…

@Eyevun

4 жыл бұрын

Yea it's dope af

Can you do a show and tell of your Star Wars gear, like your collectibles what your favourite one is, any memories shared with specific items. Love your Star Wars stuff! Your voice is magic

@SeanMunroActor

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@lordfarquaad8267

5 жыл бұрын

JLR 1993 this is an amazing suggestion.

@alexgracie1283

5 жыл бұрын

yes please

@kaihixon3225

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@darkknight_1939

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

the “let’s keep our distance from each other” is really hitting different right about now

@TeoLadisa

3 жыл бұрын

message from the future : it only gets worse my friend

@scorchtv8269

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@SmatiederLetsplayer

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my ... I just realized that it’s like 6 months since rona

@palki019

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmatiederLetsplayer the year is nearly over hehe... he... he

@micahhurley4146

3 жыл бұрын

@@palki019 oof

Me: *literally nothing* Fred: Don't mind me, I'm just taking notes of what you say so I can argue back at you if you say something against what you said earlier My goodness, I didn't expect such a response from my fellow ASMR watchers

@scorpiaflueman8344

5 жыл бұрын

dsb pt tbh tho I do the same thing with customers

@dsbpt1746

4 жыл бұрын

@@scorpiaflueman8344 idk why it took me a year to answer this, but it's actually not a bad idea

@jimbothetimbo6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@dsbpt1746 haha you fool

I feel like Fred had a bad experience with a rude retail worker once.

@Joe.0511

5 жыл бұрын

CycloneMetal Fred’s revenge

@salvadorventura7622

5 жыл бұрын

I think he had a bad customer experience and this is how he wishes he could've delt with the customer.

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he don’t let you bring toys back

@waxiboi331

4 жыл бұрын

You spelt back wrong it is bacc

@zachbaliang2880

3 жыл бұрын

@@waxiboi331 r/woooshe

@bobtuna856

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachbaliang2880 you spelled wooosh wrong

@maison.clemens176

2 жыл бұрын

@@zachbaliang2880 no

I noticed the background music was a version of the imperial march

@snarekeeper8053

5 жыл бұрын

That took me some time too xD

@Perktube1

4 жыл бұрын

Sleepy elevator imperial march

I always rile myself up when driving to the store as I expect returns to go like this, and then the store’s always like “Sorry about that here’s a full refund”.

Fred’s rude videos are my favorite ever! 😆😆😆

@Joe.0511

5 жыл бұрын

Bearded Whisperer ASMR, same. Even tho sometimes I load my gun out of spite!

Love how he was practicing social distancing before it was necessary

Please do a whispering Q&A. I would love to hear about how you met your wife, your work before KZread and your physical transformation and what motivated you. Have a happy day. X

@singingchristian

5 жыл бұрын

Clair Summer ditto!

Fred: oh don’t mind me I’m just writing down everything you say Also Fred: I’ve run out of previously returned items to sell. Me: *Whips out notepad*

Me: May I speak to your manager. Fred: I am the manager...

@modifyboss

5 жыл бұрын

Surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

01:50 Pure Gold meme base ❤️

@mitthrawdoritos30

5 жыл бұрын

"when it's stuck in your pants but your cruch come by"

I wonder what would happen if Chris Hemsworth (Thor) and Fred met some day. I think it would be hilarious :D

@darrianweathington1923

5 жыл бұрын

BlackPoison they cant... because their the same person

@inoscopedjfk9301

5 жыл бұрын

It would be like star lord and thor for example: Fred: Are you mocking me Thor: Are *you* mocking *me*

@Bobo-wp2bw

5 жыл бұрын

It would be like the picture of the two spidermen pointing at each other

@CT-5736-Bladez

5 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced he is Chris’s stunt double

@thesupreme5999

5 жыл бұрын

It would be one of the most talented and handsome actors in recent years having a meetup with Chris Hemsworth

He was probably talking with Noobmaster69

@jake05

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@redstarchild

4 жыл бұрын

i cant like this comment its at 69 likes

@abel2893

4 жыл бұрын

@@redstarchild well now that the 69 is gone ima contribute to making it 420

@fezerayn2210

4 жыл бұрын

Ma Boy B.I.G commenting

RIP Peter Mayhew. There is a KZread video from Star Wars showing Chewbacca speaking to Han Solo with an English Accent. It's surreal. Thanks Fred for another great video. 😘💜

Fred may I ask, did Lord Farquadd purchase any star wars merchandise?

@geekymetalhead5112

5 жыл бұрын

Very high class merchandise indeed lol

@Bucketlord666

5 жыл бұрын

E

@comedicchance7621

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@pepsicola4718

5 жыл бұрын

Hey there is no need for name calling of that sort good sir!

@gangstakittie7699

5 жыл бұрын

@@pepsicola4718 what?

*Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Toys*

@darrianweathington1923

5 жыл бұрын

Tippy Tappy ASMR cant wait until customer strikes back

@TippyTappyASMR

5 жыл бұрын

Darrian Weathington The Last Fredi 😂

@colintf5687

4 жыл бұрын

Star Wars episode Vllll - The Rise of Karen

I needed to be reminded that I’m a peasant in society, thank you good sir.

Fred prepping for the social distancing I year before quarantine. XD 4:04

This man knew about corona virus in 2019 4:06

Fredspeak: Friendly = Rude. Rude = .... Also rude.

man I'm trying to relax but I can't stop laughing x) 4:13 11:38 24:36

@ofthefallen8012

5 жыл бұрын

5:02

@sleepydormouse5350

5 жыл бұрын

1:50

@faizun2881

5 жыл бұрын

35:43

@jimbothetimbo6790

3 жыл бұрын

45:18

4:10 “let’s not do the touches” - Fred 2019

These are not the toys you're looking for.

Fred was already ready for social distancing rules

6:29 me at work whenever a customer can't wait for their turn or they walk around to "my" area

wow the sound of that FX lightsaber is incredible! very relaxing

Fred, can I request that we get an actual friendly video? I mean, not complaining about the rude stuff, but really enjoyed your photography roleplay. That dude was really chill. Can we get something like that?

@whoevenknows762

3 жыл бұрын

Same, that was actually my first asmr from him

my english teacher is dyslexic and literally graded my descriptive essay with a 5 and now i’m mad so now i can complain and sleep at the same time thank u

@nathanreed7242

3 жыл бұрын

A dyslexic English teacher.. there’s something you don’t hear everyday.

@daniellagarzia

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanreed7242 yea i dont even remember writing this LMFAO

The filter you put on your voice whenever it comes through a speaker of some sort, it sounds so relaxing. No reason why, it just sounds great

This gave me visions of Fred in 20 years dominating an HOA meeting

I feel asleep not even halfway through this video last night and then woke up to the sound effect of the light saber: and I just remember opening my eyes and seeing Fred all serious pointing the light saber at me and I was so confused.

my man turned Toys R Us into gamestop with the return policy

Yesterday was May the 4th, now it's Revenge of the 5th. Happy Star Wars Day. 😆

@truenorthtarot8670

2 жыл бұрын

It's the 12th here, what realm r u in?

I'm a simple droid. I see Kylo's saber, I click.

Great video Fred! Love the rude character it works surprisingly well for asmr. Keep up the amazing work!

Halfway through the video, it's amazing as always. Just want to say thank you fred for putting the time in every week to relax us. Much love 😊

I feel like Fred is just trying to show off his gear. Lol, beautiful!

Is it just me or is Fred a whole lot more animated and fun lately? Maybe it's just me, because mostly I only listen to this in the background and don't actually watch, but peeking every once in a while I found this was really great, what with the expressive body language and all!

Are you still thinking about doing a video on your sword collection?

*_Fabulous_* 😱😍 _...alien sounds_

Keep up the good work, you're definitely one of my favorites and as funny as these are, they actually help me sleep too.

Hey Disney! Give this man a job offer already 🧐

When your favourite asmrtist looks like your favourite marvel character and is also a fan of star wars

@truenorthtarot8670

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't get any better🦖💤💦

Did i hear him slander the last jedi. I support this notion. That movie was a stain

@StarboyXL9

4 жыл бұрын

It's not slander if its true.

Karen: "I would like to know the location of your board of directors."

Favourite video so far. I really like your character in this one

I haven't been watching you Fred for a while. But started watching it again today and I will definitely start watching you again more often. Loved this video. Thanks for your awesome work.

Just what you need for a bank holiday.

I am watching this video every night to help me sleep, can't get enough of it

Ahh yes gotta love the scribbling sounds 😴

Can we get a “friendly” movie critic/ review on Endgame?

Star Wars : A New Refund

I love how his shop is about returning, and yet he hates returns.

1:50 kkkkk

Gave me such a good laugh. Especially the face in the beginning

This is so creative. I had lots of fun watching the video.

Just doing some science homework listening to this and I see “thorium”

I always loved, and do love, the sound of Kylo's lightsaber. It sounds as if it is growling during the hum. Also during movement.

I love it when he puts his star wars figures in videos

“ I know my fingerprints” 😂

Why would anyone return a working lightsaber?

10 mins in and this feels very familiar when trying to get a refund at some stores haha nicely done fred

In these rude styled videos, Fred speaks what we all say in our heads when dealing with others.

Wow, that was way more relaxing, than in the film:)

I wonder if we'll ever get an asmr where someone actually sues the REG

This was amazing acting. I could barely recognise you in this role, purely because of your mannerisms. I'd love to see you stretch into genuinely different characters like this more often.

The light saber sounds are super relaxing

Anyone else imagine Sheldon Cooper screaming as Fred crushed that box in the beginning😂

Thank you for your heartbreaking insults🙏🙏

Happy *Revenge of the Fifth* to all my Jedi, Sith, Mandalorian, Clone Trooper, and Stormtrooper friends.

@darrianweathington1923

5 жыл бұрын

Danté D. B. I understood that reference

@Dante.D.B.

5 жыл бұрын

@@darrianweathington1923 *Good Good* (Emperor Palpatine's voice)

@patrickburke6065

5 жыл бұрын

May the fourth be with you(Reply to this next year)

@seanmasterson7820

5 жыл бұрын

Revenge of the sixth now

@mikeroberts5840

5 жыл бұрын

There is always a bigger 5th

"Let's not touch... No touches..." Woah, I'm returning something dude. What did *you* have in mind?? 🤣

@marcebert4687

5 жыл бұрын

XD

Ahhh yes had to come Back to this I used to watch it so many times 🔥

the editing, i love you so damn much, freddo

i'm so early there is only the 360p quality setting for the video, suffering from success I am

Been awhile since we have seen more of you than just the chest up. Your training in the gym has been really thickening you up bro!

Love the character flaws it's fkn gold " let's hope so, for your sake of course"... Scans it for supernatural senses of non visual discrepancies, "no, no this hasn't been looked after all... Damage, damage" 🤣

The last Jedi is mentioned Fred: We don’t do that here.

*YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!*

Still better then Disney star wars

I’m watching this Sunday may 24 2020 and he talks about not touching and we’re in a quarantine rn XD

Watching this in 2020 is hilarious because he's like "don't touch me, just leave it over there". And its not just this video it's all of them haha. Social distancing before it was cool.

One of the best asmr videos out there no cap

My brother has a saber like that but his is the classic design without the side bars. It's awesome.

I work in retail & I didn’t know a guy made ASMR videos, love it!!! New sub 😊❤️

“You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!”

I’m not even a fan of ASMR but this big nerdy Thor just captures my interest for some reason.

Lmao sounds like gamestop

Gave up sleeping so I can watch this little story.

That close up was great haha

I get the impression Fred himself is not impressed with the condition of the light saber box 😬

Almost to 1 Mil! Keep up the great work😊

The man on the speaker was really relaxing

I got the Chris Hemsworth advert before and now I have a full asmr video with him

Me : Entitled parent : *MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER*

This went from an asmr to an unboxing video

Imma get me a mug...your my favorite. This video is awesome.

Mmmm a nice loud ad about a mattress !! Oh I want a light sabre! Really enjoyed the combination of sounds, the cheek, and the concept. Those glasses really suit you too. Gotta say, I was worried that I wasn't fan enough to enjoy Star Wars "toys" but they were great. 💜🇦🇺🐨