For a second I thought he was actually going to take my pipe bomb from me.

@jdmnissan

4 жыл бұрын

Gotem

@Forlorn_Overseer

4 жыл бұрын

@@jdmnissan Hey Jeff tell Joe I said hi

@denniscowe3289

4 жыл бұрын

707yorkie Le who’s Jeff

@ListenerDB

4 жыл бұрын

@@denniscowe3289 Jeff mama

@denniscowe3289

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Burns He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

ER 2013: "What if I made an ASMR roleplay series where the government has banned candy and you have to go visit a black market dealer to get candy? I think that would be cool" ER 2020: "The letter A is contraband"

@mostlysilentlistener893

4 жыл бұрын

*Contr*b*nd

@gee_dubya

4 жыл бұрын

Sir, the letter [REDACTED] is B*nned, you will be t*ken into custody immedi*tely

@azathoththe3rd

4 жыл бұрын

***dly the letter ** w** *l*o b*nned from the *lph*bet. Now we w*it to t*ke *weet revenge upon the NWO.

@shrug1250

4 жыл бұрын

xanadu sshh, no spoilers

@bnha_furryboi_gacha2069

4 жыл бұрын

U should lol what a unique idea lol! (And in not lying.)

“I’m gonna need to enter this into you’re record, which was clean. Until now.” Haven’t gotten around to banning passive-aggressiveness yet have we?

@Jomo667

4 жыл бұрын

NWO Officers are exempt from the bans.

@glitchtrap9112

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jomo667 yes exactly so we can use passive-agressiveness

@promeneuzivotu117

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jomo667 but what if privilages get banned?

@braedenfluke5050

3 жыл бұрын

@@promeneuzivotu117 We're exempt from that ban also.

@abel_amado

Жыл бұрын

@@braedenfluke5050 Exempt from the exemption ban

I like how nobody’s talking about how we had the time stone just casually lying in our rucksack.

@games_fusion1393

2 жыл бұрын

Why don't we use the time stone to remove all the contraband from our rucksack? That's borderline insane

@berrynation4251

2 жыл бұрын

@@games_fusion1393 we do

@5L1G_Zeref

2 жыл бұрын

We are clearly a traveler of Multiverses we went to the Marvel one to get a keep sake the infinity stones in that universe we got this from weren’t gonna need it.

@aidanadkins5922

2 жыл бұрын

@@5L1G_Zeref Unfortunately, the one and only limitation of the infinity stones is that they only work in their own universe. Here, they're about as useful as a paperweight.

@jadetheslime3140

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

deadly weapons: absolutely fine harmless random objects: *lemme stop you right there*

@michaelmyers5663

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the rubber chicken

@marekdolezel1991

4 жыл бұрын

Furry good

@blitzkrieg7353

4 жыл бұрын

@@marekdolezel1991 no.

@haiderkarkamaz6466

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to write this but thought of something funnier but still there are people who’s ideas get posted by others

@stevengardiner4119

4 жыл бұрын

You got the joke, good job.

Video Idea: Planning a heist to break into the NWO warehouse to reclaim everything that was banned

@ct918

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing man, tinfoil man and nothing man together

@justinthompson7238

4 жыл бұрын

@@ct918 buddy..

@nickofgames5740

4 жыл бұрын

not an reference at all -murky water

@surthing6711

4 жыл бұрын

You fool, there are multiple warehouses scatterd around the world. You cant reclaim everything from one heist.

@endermage77

4 жыл бұрын

Which warehouse?

plot twist: he's just a very sophisticated thief, and the real checkpoint officer is gagged under the desk.

@tstorm64m66

2 жыл бұрын

Noted

@DunkleCheese

2 жыл бұрын

>:’]

@anatheduck

2 жыл бұрын

>:']

@timothytimmermanthethird4926

2 жыл бұрын

>:']

@thetherapist4827

2 жыл бұрын

[|87

Take a shot everytime Officer Murray says "contraband" that is if hard drinks haven't been banned.

@weebwhacker6217

3 жыл бұрын

If so, straight vinegar.

@games_fusion1393

2 жыл бұрын

@@weebwhacker6217 vinegar had been banned

@SuperAngel1345

2 жыл бұрын

We know what happened last time alcohol was banned

@DellKaGor

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperAngel1345 better pay your taxes

@weebwhacker6217

2 жыл бұрын

@@games_fusion1393 but not the cider vinegar

Officer: "You should be outta here in 3 - 4 minutes tops" Me: *Checks Video Length* *Sweats profusely*

@connorwoodwards7668

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Animemeguy Me: So that was a f*cking lie

@RealBomoth

4 жыл бұрын

Damnit, I was gonna comment that!

@beanie640

4 жыл бұрын

I knew I was gonna find this.

@Mr.Animemeguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@RealBomoth Beat ya to it I guess. Maybe next time, my friend.

@ninthshade7375

4 жыл бұрын

It's not his fault you had contraband that he had to look up and explain.

Officer: “I’m sure you’re an upstanding citizen” Me who has spent the last year+ getting illegal items from the __ man’s: “... yup.”

@Baggeb0

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how the blank man's manage to slip through NWO checkpoints...or not get caught at all..

@brandbaard

4 жыл бұрын

@@Baggeb0 It's cuz they clearly look identical to NWO security guards!

@yourejustchildish2554

4 жыл бұрын

Metin Ünlü maybe they weren’t banned

@hamedsalah80

4 жыл бұрын

Where’d u get this book. Me: 😐😐😐😐😐

@thehermit8618

4 жыл бұрын

This fucking comment is a msterpiece

Me: My apologies, I've come from an alternative reality you see... One where these things have not been banned... Security Guard: Oh I see... But are you aware that interdimensional travel has also been banned? Me: Well shit.

@strife9265

4 жыл бұрын

it was worth the shot

@glitchtrap9112

4 жыл бұрын

Well uh ya see I came from hell...so it wasn't really interdimensional travel but it was...selling my soul

@naughtymelon6712

4 жыл бұрын

@Glitch Trap thanks for that by the way. Just another one to add to my collection.

@codymorris6702

3 жыл бұрын

How d*re you don’t you know the letter (REDACTED) is b*nned

@romeovega4765

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

*pulls out pipe bomb* Me: “Shouldn’t be an issue” *pulls out candy* Me: *nervously wipes sweat off forehead* “uhhhh, I can explain!”

I fully expected the last thing he pulls out to be a Neuralyzer, and thats how we got a clean record

@JBUG-mx4ev

4 жыл бұрын

Just use the time stone to yeet before the search and get rid of the contraband

Officer Murray has a pretty interesting career: first - security officer at Arkham Sanitarium, now he works for the New world order. That's a career progression.

@jacobfederici3710

4 жыл бұрын

Lol wasn’t it Arkham mall at first

@craigbainton4173

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Federici yep

@iveros8481

4 жыл бұрын

Now he's a security officer for the wrestling group nWo

@clecanadalawexplained6330

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Federici Yes, he did. He’s quickly becoming one of my favourite minor characters in Rift World, right up there with Deep One Dave and Tinfoil Tim Tin Tipperman.

@Solar_Inferno

4 жыл бұрын

Peasant - all powerful being

Officer Murray is seriously my favourite character. :D He's such a perfect example of the average working man. Working his ass off for a low job in a corrupt system that doesn't care about him. And always takes the small opportunities he can to think about himself in the middle of it. So understandable and real.

I assure you officer, I’m merely a courier to deliver these items, I’m not permitted to rummage through them.

@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly

2 жыл бұрын

I am the one at fault, thanks for delivering the items, I will have you reward prepared and waiting with the “man” man

ER:"You should be out of here in 3/4 mins tops" Me:*looks at time of video* Video: *is over an hour long*

@jakubpopowski3887

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@babyYoda97

4 жыл бұрын

😅

@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116

4 жыл бұрын

This a a 3/4in asmr what do you mean?, Your time persection is altered i suggest than you go to the sanatorium for that my friend

@Rafael-vm7kj

4 жыл бұрын

The video is so good that 1 hour just seems like 3-4min

@fishfishrun1207

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like I had a bag full of drugs dead hookers and all of the contraband from the Mans

(Log 2) An associate of mine nearly got caught by a security officer at a checkpoint. Evidently, the guard checked his bag and the secret compartments. The associate got off with a verbal warning. Unfortunately, the items were confiscated. Thankfully, he didn't find the sugary snacks and tinfoil AK-47 in the SECRET secret compartment. I've also continued my infiltration efforts. I've managed to steal a large chunk of intelligence and now have the location of an item known as "Grandma's Secret Pasta Sauce Recipe." Investigation ongoing. Will update as events warrant. Out.

@flim_flam_shrim_shram6653

4 жыл бұрын

Dr.t reference?

@stewiegriffin7237

4 жыл бұрын

Copy that, comerade. Proceed with caution

@Solar_Inferno

4 жыл бұрын

Did he find anything in the SeCrEt SECRET secret compartment with the tinfoil hat and get outta jail free card?

@stewiegriffin7237

4 жыл бұрын

@@Solar_Inferno thats too risky for him. Get out of jail free cards are banned

@benchristensen9035

4 жыл бұрын

Xander Murdock there was no need to worry he is an undercover Tin Foil Hat Society agent

I never thought I would say the following sentence: “The sound of unscrewing that pipe bomb was very relaxing.” Ps: Great work - love the sense of humor.

I love how you actually type the object names.

I love how all of the old video types are returning

@chrisbade2119

4 жыл бұрын

I just need my fix of the Clemmons brothers, Iggy Manley and Deep One Dave and I'm set

@notsocrazytank707

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbade2119 Clemsons brothers? There is more than one?

@repatomonor21

4 жыл бұрын

It would be about time to find out if the Plastic Pouch Predicament is curable. Or if the Couch Companion finally crawls out of the couch. Or regarding the state of Charlie Baggs.

@chrisbade2119

4 жыл бұрын

Not so Crazy Tank William and Corvus. I think they might be twins actually

@edwardbeatty5227

4 жыл бұрын

Yes queen

The fact that you just said: "Out." and not 'over and out' earned you a like. Thank you for using the proper terminology.

@wallonmcwoolworth819

4 жыл бұрын

I picked up on this also. Way to go ER.

@GankbotShuk

4 жыл бұрын

@GoTi4No I know. Hence why I commented...

@iNotAnHacker

4 жыл бұрын

The proper term is actually “overerlyest’ve” meaning that you have finished talking and intend to return to your old home in the Nebraskan countryside

@ereynolds72

4 жыл бұрын

GoTi4No he knows

@Snottco

4 жыл бұрын

My grandfather used "over and out" whilst serving. Guess it's probably due to generation or location idk

i love how ER's hair and facial hair changes so dramatically over time, it gives all the different characters unique looks as well as personality

"If you're caught with a pencil ✏, you can be pUbIcLy ExEcUtEd FoR tHaT"

@weebwhacker6217

4 жыл бұрын

Its treason then.

@theentiretyofhumanity8679

3 жыл бұрын

I am the Senate

@calblack4156

3 жыл бұрын

@@theentiretyofhumanity8679 no I am the senate

@Issengan

3 жыл бұрын

@@calblack4156 not yet

@severeautism5055

3 жыл бұрын

Are you aware the senate has been banned by the NWO?

“Im sure you’re an upstanding citizen” People who are in wheelchairs: well yes but actually no

@purpleblob704

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment. 10/10

@Hypergen-

4 жыл бұрын

But the NWO banned wheelchairs

@rustlerv6549

4 жыл бұрын

Wheels is an upstanding errr upsitting citizen

@finn8665

4 жыл бұрын

Oof size: LARGE

@Cowman2626

4 жыл бұрын

Unless they kill someone

You have the right to remain relaxed. Resistance will result in forced relaxation.

@Thesatanticcommunist

4 жыл бұрын

Yo love Chelsea grin

@BritishPanda

4 жыл бұрын

Ian _grin There’s something I find entertaining about the Ashes To Ashes album cover pfp on an asmr vid haha, love that band though

@AWACS_Snowblind

4 жыл бұрын

_RELAX! DROP THE STRESS! STOP RESISTING! RELAX-_

@stewiegriffin7237

4 жыл бұрын

👀

@ian_grin7283

4 жыл бұрын

Phobia Star ;)

Him: “The human brain is not allowed here” Me: nO sHiT sHeRlOcK

I have a feeling that “Time Stone” is going to some how fix everything going to shit.

er holding that camcorder like hes trying to figure out which side to start eating it from

@seashore0015

4 жыл бұрын

that grilled cheese camcorder must be so good

@felix_spark7839

4 жыл бұрын

Teodor Gerov ooooo what if it’s deep fried

@fameolife

3 жыл бұрын

Do you eat your camcorders with or without the cassettes

Officer Murray: "Oh, a brain. Is this yours? Actually cracked me up ngl

@sans5808

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Holder 25 Your profile pic translates to sponge man ice cone

@rickgrimes_69420

3 жыл бұрын

im crazy ok just take a look at this:

@rickgrimes_69420

3 жыл бұрын

hey dude how do i was the night last week you got me a a hoodie or a tank army hoodie for you bruh was a great day for me and my dad to get me back home i was a great day i is is that a tank of gas masks are on my car and then go to the town where you are and what do ya want to me and i go get away with it haha was the way you are the one who is in love your way you can just go get away and then do it again i was like that was the best thing you could ever get for it to do so you wanna is is your day and i was a great night i is is your day and the moon and your back in a good zombie apocalypse you are so good omg was a great night and i is is your birthday 🎁 i dont wanna day i was a great 👍 morning and a merry go home 🏠 night i did i is a day that we can get to go get some sleep 🛏 night is gonna the game you play a game of your life.

@supergamerhell5110

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickgrimes_69420 are you talking to yourself?

@rickgrimes_69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@supergamerhell5110 my brain was going crazy

Is nobody talking about, that BAKING has been banned? Not even a service or an item, but baking in general. Paired with all kitchen utensils. If shops have been banned as well, the only grain you get is raw, if it´s not yet banned too. Now I´m scared of the future!

Wow the oil can trigger is very very satisfying.

They may have banned sitting and lying down, But they never banned squatting *TURNS UP SLAV MUSIC*

@flyingfloorboard4097

4 жыл бұрын

*UNTIL ME*

@aidanmcneely9704

4 жыл бұрын

Until 2025 when communism is illegal

@evanardelean7389

4 жыл бұрын

MUSIC IS ILLIGAL

@luda0512

4 жыл бұрын

slavic music has nothing to do with squatting, hardbass maybe does

@luda0512

4 жыл бұрын

Tate Nakashima why are you typing gibberish in cyryllic? stop

Officer: “I’m sure you’re an upstanding citizen.” Me: Lying down in bed, falling asleep to asmr “Welllll....”

@TheSammami

4 жыл бұрын

Haha oh my god took me a second.

@jdmnissan

4 жыл бұрын

Took me too long ...

@superbob1906

4 жыл бұрын

And because you fell asleep you are tonight’s biggest loser

@aerodynamichotdog

4 жыл бұрын

Are you aware that falling asleep, laying down, and listening to ASMR are all banned?

@calblack4156

3 жыл бұрын

@@aerodynamichotdog Us officers of the NWO are exempt from these bans

*_Checking the gunpowder inside a pipebomb to be sure there is no contraband inside is a sure practice my sir. Good job._*

Officer: "Here's your time stone" Me time to reverse time and hide my contraband.

@tonyds1231

4 жыл бұрын

How many futures did you see about the new world order?

@Lockon2077

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonyds1231 To many to count and all end with a record

@sammyj.wilsin9852

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly that's why I had such clean records

"you should be out of here in 3-4 minutes tops" **proceeds to sit in silence for 1 hour 6 minutes and 50 seconds while he slowly checks my bag** (Edit: ASMR idea, The viewer and a friend [you] [[Possibly Benjamin]] being freshly recruited by the NWO excitedly browse through the banned and confiscated items, examining them, tasting them [if they are eatable], and talking about the items if they are interesting, talking about what bans that you think are dumb, how you and the viewer like their new job.)

@hammedburger3712

4 жыл бұрын

Edible not eatable

@shanf1639

4 жыл бұрын

@@hammedburger3712 shut up pope, go drown in the Roman peninsula.

@Toastandtea682

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you shaved that shit of your face

@mustardman1040

4 жыл бұрын

Shannon 510th this is such an oddly specific insult lmao beautiful

@prettyblaq7574

4 жыл бұрын

Well... I was going to say that I thought the original idea was pretty cool, but since the other comments have taken a turn.... I'm just gonna sit this here and uh.... Good day/night everyone ✌️✌️

"Oh you got a clean record" Little did he know i had the cleaning man clear my record huehuehue

“If this didn’t have a lid, you’d still be able to keep it.” Why not confiscate just the lid? 🤔

“Oh so you have a primed pipbomb? “ *Proceeded to tap on it for a solid minute*

Officer Murray: "you should be out of here in 3-4 minutes tops..." Me:*sees length of video* I see uncle E went for the realistic approach

“Honey, what are you doing? It’s time for dinner.” “Just making a pipe bomb I’ll be right up”

@yourmomsafurry1971

4 жыл бұрын

I do that all the time!

@saihv

3 жыл бұрын

sorry, significant others are banned.

@jimbothetimbo6790

3 жыл бұрын

He got divorced :(

@Airgialla32

3 жыл бұрын

*S.A.M song plays in the distance*

@anthrazite

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimbothetimbo6790 Whut?

Guard: I can't believe you would try to smuggle candy through a checkpoint. Me: No it's my bribe

ER: The letter A is banned. Me: *Looks at the letter A in “slave” and “today” on the wall behind him* Hmmmm

@kenny5577

2 жыл бұрын

He said if you work for the nwo you can use the prohibited items and things

Last time they cornered the spam man they lost 15 agents on account of him being a goddamn Viking

26:00 ER: "What is this" Me: "A pipe bomb" ER: "A pipe bomb?" Me: "Hey wait"

@cokodogo00

4 жыл бұрын

neonrain 😂

@JeiPegOfARaptor

4 жыл бұрын

"Whats this?" "A pipe bomb" "Alright youre good to go" " *_nani_* "

@ShiroIsMyName

4 жыл бұрын

Pi 8

@JeiPegOfARaptor

4 жыл бұрын

Nani

@comradetumble9243

3 жыл бұрын

If it was a bomb then he wouldn't be messing with it

ER: “It’s from the 20th century? And here we are in the 194th century.” Me: “Odd flex but proceed”

@Alisibeth_Talia212

3 жыл бұрын

...This threw me way off-

@exorjack

2 жыл бұрын

seeing 'okay' replaced with 'proceed' is very unnecessarily funny

@the05thatasked52

2 жыл бұрын

@@exorjack he had to change it The letter a has been banned lol

I NEEEEEED to see one of these but with nothing

@EphemeralRift

Жыл бұрын

Caught smuggling nothing? Oooooo I like that...

next: NWO rigs the Iowa caucus | ASMR

@jdmnissan

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@sukhoisu-24fencer3

4 жыл бұрын

That was an embarrassment. Damn Democrats.

@jakobcarver9825

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh historically. Thank you.

Me: (starting to doze off as ER begins to check my rucksack) ER: *”Is this a human brain?”* Me: .____.

@thekhoifish0146

2 жыл бұрын

ಠ_ಠ

@stanissmajorek5916

2 жыл бұрын

Is this human brain ? Because it's baned.😂

What happens when the NWO bans banning?

Rift: are you breathing? Person: yes. Rift:Sorry you’re not allowed to bring your lungs with you I’m gonna have to take these. Person: falls dead on floor cause they don’t have lungs. Rift: sorry you can’t bring dead bodies with you either. Person: disappears. Rift: ok you good to go.

I have a code Magenta Squirrel -481 rhubarb pie in custody

@MArs110-

4 жыл бұрын

Ghostly_ Games 69th like nice

@forc3ofxf3ar51

4 жыл бұрын

Ghostly_ Games idk how u can say that sentence and not even smirk lol

@joshporter5205

4 жыл бұрын

A code Slappy Squirrel yackety schmackety rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb.

When they banned "and such" I really lost it

ER: I’m sure you’re an outstanding citizen Me: bro I was humanity’s greatest threat before all this went went down 💀

You deserve way more subscribers for the work you put in. Seriously, keep it up!

Officer: I see you're breathing Me: ... Officer: Did you know breathing has bEeN BAnNeD>*$@-?

@jimmypadgett4288

4 жыл бұрын

Annie Good ah S H I T

@GomiGames

4 жыл бұрын

Me: oh ok......... WAIT WHAT [3 minutes later] Mom: he was a beautiful young man ER: (gets arrested) ER: WHAT DID I DO, whoops sorry (coughs) Speaking softly: what did I do (I don't know what I was doing typing this but the point was I died because I because I could not breath)

@glitchtrap9112

4 жыл бұрын

You're comment has been ordered to be removed from this off limits site known by it's... referred self which is KZread by the NWO for the thing of which it holds off limit letters in it

@anatheduck

2 жыл бұрын

@Annie Good oh not again!!!

Ya know, for us the viewer, this is very relaxing. But imagine what it’s like for the person in the vid, having one item that has been banned, and you can be shot immediately and they had eight items, that’s gotta be real scary

@toomenytingles4123

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it might be scary but the god-tier tingles are worth it!

Oh boy. NWO! Otherwise known as New World Online! My favorite fantasy VR game in an anime called: *"I hate being in pain so I think I'll make a full defense build"* I'm not in the right neighborhood am I?

@hello_i_exist_uwu

2 жыл бұрын

breaking news! Monster destroys part of a NWO storage house, people get the banned items back!

Quote of the day: "And what were you planning on doing with this ampersand?"

I’m surprised there haven’t been any “Big Brother” references like in 1984. Would fit really well into the NWO. Even better would be a video set in 1984 (the book). Would be cool to see you talk about the Party, thoughtcrime, etc.

@stewiegriffin7237

4 жыл бұрын

Also reminds me the animations of 'Autodale' on youtube

@TheDismissor

4 жыл бұрын

Phobia Star 1984 was banned that’s why

@stewiegriffin7237

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDismissor ah

@enriqueiglesias3176

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDismissor why was it banned

@JeiPegOfARaptor

4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy thoughtcrime. Dont even think about Big Brother in any wrong way in your sleep or they'll be down on you quicker than bees on flowers

That dude must've gotten so annoyed when he said 5 minutes tops but the inspection ended up lasting over an hour

@larrythecucumber4359

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew McConico we are the dudes 😳😳

@GomiGames

4 жыл бұрын

Me : hey man I'll be back in a minute ER: OK Me grabs time stone and go's to the future That room 50 year's later: ER: he maybe went to get some McDonalds?

Well shit, This checkpoint is better than mine.

Every time I, a citizen, return to the US 😂😂 I don’t know how you can make such a stressful infuriating experience into a comforting relaxing thing, but you do it so well, love this one.

25:50 *rustling* “What do we have in here next?” *stares at grey tube* “And what is this?” “A pipe bomb? Okay, interesting.” This is great

@Shy-RG

2 жыл бұрын

Explodes

@YourMom-yg1yw

Жыл бұрын

“Pipe bombs…. Have not been banned yet, you’re free to keep this”

8:40 - he did not write how many meters of bubble wrap. I see he wants to use some for himself...

My head canon is that the record is actually getting wiped from every checkpoint and we're one of the "insert thing here" mans runners trying to deliver what you can. However since it's always wiped you manage to just get away with a warning every time.

“Make sure you’re not transporting any contraband.” *me knowing I have at least 8 3D printed full auto sears in my backpack*

"pulls out rubber chicken" Me: slowly turns volume down from 100%

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact he doesn't do the incorrect "over and out" at the start

@UltimoScorpion

4 жыл бұрын

Hows that incorrect

@ltlgameing

4 жыл бұрын

@@UltimoScorpion when someone says "over" it means for the other guy to respond and "out" means it's the end of the conversation. So saying "over and out" is telling the other guy to respond but I'm ending the conversation

@VPraetorian

4 жыл бұрын

Is it neccsarily wrong if you want to send your last message but still expect a final response from your correspondant? I don't see why the application is inflexible even if the terminology is correct. What if you just want to give the other guy a chance to respond without doing a "no you hang up" routine or hearing their entire life story before they decide to stop.

@zachcate7102

4 жыл бұрын

Virgil Peterson does that happen to you often?

@mikecleveland7042

4 жыл бұрын

@@VPraetorian Yes, it is wrong because "out" not only indicates that you are specifically not expecting a response, but that you won't even still be on the radio to receive a response.

I accidentally sinned I came here to be purified by your calm voice

Makes me wonder what happened to that loaner brain and whether the "not-mine" loophole was patched by the devs

Ive been watching you for about two years now and i just cant even explain how much i love your work. The acting is convincing enough that the characters dont even seem dumb even when theyre over the top or just strange. its good stuff. And you can crank all these crazy ideas out without it even sounding absurd its just cool sci fi lore.

The more I hear about the outside world, the more I long for the "safety" of Arkham Sanitarium *shudders*

could I get a list on what has been banned, or are lists banned too?

I like how the way you say N.W.O. almost sounded like "End of your world" to me at first

"And youll be on your way" Me: have you seen what its like out there mur-ray?

@BizzareJungle13

4 жыл бұрын

Ah a man of culture

@alevelthreemage344

4 жыл бұрын

You get what you fu**ing deserve

@ajaxx7252

4 жыл бұрын

*shreds him to death with tinfoil covered AK-47*

@SOULMuvex

4 жыл бұрын

What do you get, when you cross, a mentally ill loner, WITH A SOCIETY THAG ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH!???

@jackwill9592

4 жыл бұрын

@Christian Chavarria *proceeds to draw firearm and shoots Murray in the face*

*Hears sound while tabbed out* Me: "That's dice." Murray: "A pouch of... dice?" Me: "Still worthy!" EDIT: we got to keep those even though some were banned. Never underestimate the power of the dice.

@MagWasTaken

4 жыл бұрын

Nat20 persuasion

@craigbainton4173

4 жыл бұрын

Mag. Or just a +9/10

@geargrinder9935

4 жыл бұрын

AlekVen's stupidface you rolled a 20 and confused the NWO guard you got to keep your dice!

@weebwhacker6217

4 жыл бұрын

*The divining stones*

@the05thatasked52

2 жыл бұрын

Guess you got lucky with the dice... *I'll stop*

I think it was the last time when i happen to be checked in chekpoint... The fact that I had a time changing amulet... You know... And once again Rift has made an relaxing and interesting Asmr... Thanks Rift!

Does his world kinda remind anyone else of the series of unfortunate events universe? Like organizations that are kinda wacky but really seriously carried out, eerie world that’s similar to ours but through a different lens if you will. It’s so freaking fascinating and I love the mythos he’s created

45:40 “What is this...or do I not want to know?” Hilarious.

The N.W.O.! We put the Banned in Contraband!

>”Should be out in 3-4 minutes” > checks time > “if you say so man”

The best part of this roleplay is that Comic sans has outlived normal society. Comic sans is eternal

"The following ASMR.....has been paid for by the New World Order".

@TheDismissor

4 жыл бұрын

But currency was banned O_O_O

@shock4826

4 жыл бұрын

this is literally the world 50 years in the future if net neutrality had taken action

@Duck-404

3 жыл бұрын

@@shock4826 No I'd in a couple months to 3 years.

@CAPTTIGHT230

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@CtKEngage

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for the nWo wrestling reference. Mission accomplished.

“I’m sure you’re an upstanding citizen.” Me, who has seen the other Officer Murray videos: h-heh heh...yeaaaaaah...bout that...

45:49 "what is this or... *_do I not want to know?_* " Get your mind out of the gutter 😂

I used to listen to the NWO, post apocalyptic/dystopic stuff to relax. Now I listen to it to prepare.

Wait... Isn't Officer Murray a member of the Tin Foil Hat Society...

@nickbrandt2915

4 жыл бұрын

Shhh my fellow tin foil hat member don't blow his cover!

@tonyds1231

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickbrandt2915 dont worry. Nefarious organizations are banned....also tinfoil....

@fadedflame2537

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Brandt y’all just been found out. *Cocks NWO brand tinfoil killer shotgun*

"I pipe bomb, interesting." Me on a different tab: A what!?

@Tark0wo

4 жыл бұрын

And its not banned!??

@rockythunder4458

4 жыл бұрын

Tarku hi! What country are you from?

@zarrowthehorse

4 жыл бұрын

@@rockythunder4458 what

Has the NWO banned the use of Comic Sans yet?

👉THE LETTER A IS CONTRABAND 👈

Do you write lines and memorize them for these videos or do you just wing it? i mean don't you ever forget what to say? it's impressive

@Sceleri

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he gets an item out of the bag and asks you about it. Isn't that hard to remember, maybe some little things like the comment about the oil can and which order to take stuff out

@catherinemartin1957

Жыл бұрын

if i remember correctly he mentioned in one of his videos that he scripts the first few minutes then ab libs it from there :)

"I'm sure you're an upstanding citizen" Me:*personal aquaitance of The Man* Yeah... about that

"Should be 4 or 5 mins tops"

Me: "Why is there kangoroo brain in your checklist?" Guard: "Why is there a brain in your back pack?"

"I have a code magenta, squirrel, negative 481, rhubarb pie in CUSTARDy"

Thank The Entity for rift not putting ads in the middle of his videos.

hands down one of my favorite video , ER went above and beyond with this one

" you should be out of here in three, four minutes tops." *an hour and six minutes later*