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@travis_touchdown_urethra3000

6 ай бұрын

COCKunity

@BenjaminBallin

6 ай бұрын

COCK UNITY

@cheesepuff5704

6 ай бұрын

dam bro

@ProphetLot

6 ай бұрын

daddy

@dylanhaugen3739

6 ай бұрын

8:52 As someone who used to work at a food pantry in the U.S. people waiting for hours to get food is pretty common here. It's definitely not just something you'd see in the Soviet Union.

creators that put time stamps for sponsored segments are superior, thank u dantavius

@kowloonbroadcast

6 ай бұрын

yes☝🏽

@khayotikk1

6 ай бұрын

Facts

@levil3628

6 ай бұрын

Most creators get paid for a minute long ad. So if they don’t have stamps, skip 60 seconds and ur good 90% of the time

@zoepalomera4322

6 ай бұрын

But his sponsor segments are so good

@justjoshua5759

6 ай бұрын

Should be the standard imo. But it’s pretty cool to see. Especially since he puts actual effort into making the ad sponsors entertaining.

Giving them alcohol is really stupid. Not only is it going to make people vomit, it's going to make people rowdy.

@tidalgfx

6 ай бұрын

right they would get even more seasick lmfao

@thatundeadlegacy2985

6 ай бұрын

and thirsty.

@Peachu_n_Goma_Home

6 ай бұрын

Some ppl need to go number 2 after drinking too 😂😂😂 like Amber H

@giselletdc1871

6 ай бұрын

They needed herbs or sleeping pills 😂

@LennyMill

6 ай бұрын

And pee. Drunk people pee heaps

At 57, never been on a cruise. I no longer have an ambition to reach that milestone. Thank you.

@phillipjohnson4156

4 ай бұрын

Same, actually started to plan a trip but wanted to watch some videos that would cover dos/donts and the dark side of a cruise just to see if it was worth the time off + cost. Nope, looks like I'll be staying right here after all. Wont fly anymore unless I NEED to, thanks TSA and Karens. Not terrorists Im concerned about but rather loud, obnoxious, often drunk middle age asshats having a meltdown when 6-7 miles above sea level. The videos of people needing to be duct taped to their seats is what did it. TSA I can deal with but the drunk entitled flyers I can not. Looks like if I cant drive there I'm not going. Aint nobody got time for trains and buses are for poor people.

@Paul.......

4 ай бұрын

Hijacking top comment for visibility. Im having a hard time getting yucky stuff out of my yucky brown hole. I have to grab it out. You know the stench when you break one open? It worse than whole logs

@RubyLetsPlays

4 ай бұрын

why not? i havnt watched the video though ill go do that now

@elchicogore9517

4 ай бұрын

@@RubyLetsPlays How was it?

@RubyLetsPlays

4 ай бұрын

@@elchicogore9517 Amazing video seems like they had a horrible cruise personally ive been on four and am going on two mor ethis yrea and have never had a problem with them so royal caribbean is just good ig?

As a shipboard employee, I experienced some pretty nasty sewage issues on more than a few of my ships. Also, most ships burn their sewage throughout the cruise, and let me tell you, that’s an aroma that you’ll never forget…

@dankelly5150

4 ай бұрын

Jeez and I was gonna take the 7 day trip from New York to England !!

@glumber9805

4 ай бұрын

@@dankelly5150still do it it will be awesome

@glumber9805

4 ай бұрын

@@dankelly5150you wont smell the poo

@lulabellegnostic8402

3 ай бұрын

How do you burn wet sh*t?

@JinxMarie1985

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

i feel like we really don't give functioning toilets enough credit. shout out to all the working toilets out there

@flexinclouds

4 ай бұрын

😂👏

@Shannonbarnesdr1

3 ай бұрын

haha i know right ?!

@Shannonbarnesdr1

3 ай бұрын

keep up the good fight my porcelain pals. 😀

@Gumbocinno

3 ай бұрын

what about the pærh, gotta shout out the pærh eaters

@madameversiera

3 ай бұрын

Once I went to Hyde Park in London, the toilet stank so much it was disgusting, I can't imagine what these people went through

I remember right after this poop cruise happened, carnival cruises were cheap af bc of all the bad media. Ended up going on a 4 night cruise on a carnival ship for like $150. 😂

@pasha956

6 ай бұрын

You are lucky not to be stuck this similar accident.

@Katsuya89

6 ай бұрын

@@pasha956 No, that was a freak accident. I've been on 10 cruises over the past 10 years, and have never had a problem.

@shaquanshia

6 ай бұрын

​@@Katsuya89My god father goes on cruises once, sometimes even twice a year. I always wanted to join him, but now I'm so scared lol. What if you're apart of the freak accident? I wonder how I leave the house sometimes. 😂

@bobcat18us

6 ай бұрын

I cruise once or twice a year with my wife...nvr had an issue. Usually always a good time.@@shaquanshia

@shaquanshia

6 ай бұрын

@@bobcat18us That's awesome, I gotta go at least once with my husband. Do you guys have kids? I know kids go on cruises all the time but be real with me, how was it? Should you bring a 4 yr old or do you think it's better if he stayed with my mom or MIL?

As a generator technician I completely understand how shit can hit the fan. NOBODY takes generator maintenance seriously! Not even hospitals! All my customers would look at my reports and say "It's running right.. well what would be the reason to replace dry rot cracked fuel lines?? I mean it's working right?? So we will just decline this $750 repair.. mmmkay.". I simple LOVE taking the signed repair quotes declining preventative repairs. When that customer calls screaming at 3am saying their building or whatever is without power and their generator failed. Forcing me to get up Sunday morning, drive an hour to fix it, hearing "We pay good money for your service how did this break?!?!". Being hauled into a conference room with tools in hand..Being belittled and humiliated for five minutes as they explain all their losses and inconveniences.. Waiting for .. "Well what do you have to say for yourself ???". Your exhausted but your ready for this moment. "Sir in my hand is the exact preventative maintenance that was suggested three months ago, a full labor breakdown with parts and labor, including pictures of the existing part about to fail. For a mere $750 all this could of been avoided. Your name and signature clearly declining this service. I'm truly sorry I failed to convince you this was worth repairing.". Utter and compete silence. "Oh.. well let me approve these repairs so you can get it fixed and send us a bill..".

I worked on a cruise ship and it was like living in a cartoon. Some of my favourite passenger questions: " when are we going to be at sea level?" Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?" Seriously though, I met so many great people that worked on the ship, unfortunately many weren't treated very well, worked endless hours for hardly any pay.

@explosivekoopa5370

28 күн бұрын

I’m sorry “Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship” killed me four times over oml

@tjenadonn6158

5 күн бұрын

​@@explosivekoopa5370 It's well known that elevators operate differently in international waters.

the fact that they just renamed the ship and probably didn’t clean out all the piss carpets is bamboozling

@MeadowDay

6 ай бұрын

It was completely refurbished…

@slowanddeliberate6893

6 ай бұрын

​@@MeadowDayThat's what they want you to believe.

@user-ie5rr7mj9u

5 ай бұрын

Anyone who is willing to set foot on that ship is asking to be cursed

@YassKween2

5 ай бұрын

@@slowanddeliberate6893they spent months fixing the ship. I can assure you that if they didn’t fix the carpets, you would’ve heard about it

@maenad1231

5 ай бұрын

@@MeadowDay Allegedly

Imagine being part of the cleanup crew having to deal with every shit-clogged toilet and piss stained shower afterwards

@eltiolavara9

6 ай бұрын

wholesome

@matthewfredericks25

6 ай бұрын

I'd quit

@vaderladyl

6 ай бұрын

A regular day at work at most bars.

@CJSmalls-lm7yz

6 ай бұрын

Hell naww, knowing the ins and outs of behind the scenes makes this even worse.

@FriedAudio

6 ай бұрын

Didn't they just scuttle it into the Mariana Trench? 🤔

"They all moved to the poop deck..." My brother in Arceus... THE WHOLE SHIP was the poop deck 😂

"They were so close to Alabama they could smell the incest" I spilled everything . Great line, whoever writes the script deserves a raise!

@patrickray6532

3 ай бұрын

I read this comment to my sister in Birmingham. She was so mad that she sent our child to his room before screaming at me

@jasonlee8156

3 ай бұрын

Better to be ashore in Alabama than be stuck on a boat that smelled like an unflushed toilet. And with people who were getting drunk and fighting with each other. I'll take any place on land over that anywhere, anytime, anyday.

The ship used in the thumbnail photo looks to be the MS Estonia which is an insanely terrifying story itself. It was a passenger ferry that capsized and sank in under an hour in the Baltic. Something like 900 people died. The government refused to allow the removal of bodies and ended up dumping gravel on top of the wreck. It’s now illegal to dive there. It’s widely been speculated that Estonia, a former part of the Soviet Republic, was using passenger ferry’s to smuggle out former Soviet weapons. There’s definitely a story there I just don’t know if it’ll come out in our lifetime.

@ouo7398

6 ай бұрын

Thank you, I was looking for someone to acknowledge this, RIP to those who passed

@chrisz7494

6 ай бұрын

The Atlantic has a second-person prose recreation of this. Absolutely terrifying and sobering. As the ship leaned and sank, people were climbing over each other and it became every man for themselves

@bieneulm1982

6 ай бұрын

German engineers found out that Estonia must have been hit by a submarine causing a collision. Estonia was also used for smuggling weapons from the collapsing sowjet union.

@nicgur_6981

6 ай бұрын

No it was transporting estionian military equipment their was nothing was smuggling they told them that they needed to use the ferry to transport stuff for an excise it was confirmed they never hid the fact that they were using it?

@nicgur_6981

6 ай бұрын

@@bieneulm1982 That was a theory also the Soviet Union collapsed already.

Man, that lady doing the announcements was a champ. Like, she was doing her goddamn best in a ridiculous situation.

@tiazadobbs7475

5 ай бұрын

She was probably on a radio on a safe location on dry land 😂😂😂

@Lone_Paladin

3 ай бұрын

I love how she paused before saying, "Please pee in your showers." She's like, "Do I really have to say this?"

@leighkite1164

3 ай бұрын

She's lucky I wasn't the captain, or she'd be announcing "Well look, you're all aware we have a situation here, but we have lemons and we're going to make lemonade. There'll be a competition at 7 bells - biggest dump over the side from the observation deck gets a two hour bar tab on the company." 🤣

Onion sandwiches with no flushing toilets 🤯 are you kidding me 😂😂

Yeah, this is exactly why I'm never been excited about cruises because of all. The stories that I have heard this video reiterates my feelings

@pambeam6555

3 ай бұрын

Ikr Sis Especially the People that Supposedly Fall Overboard . I 🤔

@aegisreflector1239

2 ай бұрын

Cruise ships are death traps, if everything goes well great, but if slightest thing goes wrong, it gets really bad really fast

@jaxsienplays9884

2 ай бұрын

It's not as bad as people say

I used to want to go on a cruise but the nightmare stories of people being trapped on board at the peak of COVID killed that dream. This story just adds to the NOPE. Due to spending my childhood raising my younger siblings, I have a big thing against human waste. I can't handle it. Plus, what the hell do I look like getting on a boat when I can't swim? NOPE. No, thank you!

@vladimirrashkovsky6274

6 ай бұрын

They denied entry to cruise ships during the lockeddowns?!? Based

@roasty-

6 ай бұрын

...You can't swim? 💀

@kowloonbroadcast

6 ай бұрын

sounds pretty reasonable, know your limits lol

@EperogiLimousine

6 ай бұрын

All 5ese stories were freak accidents

@Toastersinbathtub

6 ай бұрын

​@@roasty-not everyone can swim

How the hell did you think free drinks would solve their problems? Where's that thought process?

@justincraig398

6 ай бұрын

If you’re drunk enough, maybe you’ll pass out in the poop instead of caring about it ?

@spinneryourdinner

6 ай бұрын

Replace the shit with piss

@isaacjacobs4397

6 ай бұрын

A drink definitely would make the situation easier to deal with, emphasis on "A"

@kowloonbroadcast

6 ай бұрын

i mean, in terms of aggression induced while under the influence, alcohol loses maybe only to methamphetamine, and that’s a significant bar right there lool. it’s pointless to try and figure out what was the thought process behind the decision. there was no _thought process,_ as well as no _thought,_ neither any kind of _process,_ whatsoever. that’s a literally braindead “solution” in the circumstances they were in. kinda makes you assume that the whole crew was apparently of a quite even degree of poor mental capacity as a “business unit”. i mean, of all the personnel *(including motherfucking bartenders and cooks, just think about it!)* no one stopped this from happening. if there were at least 2 individuals who convincingly persuaded captain to stop the free booze move at its “idea” stage, backing it up with some strong arguments from a literally 5min long google search, it frankly wouldn’t happen. so, yeah, that’s a successful hiring strategy right there, gotta take notes while you can loool

@flanflan88

6 ай бұрын

Well, maybe people wouldn't mind the piss soaked hallways and caca bags if they're all too busy spraying the rest of the ship in puke? However, if I found myself in that shituation, I would more than welcome the sweet embrace of intoxication.

I was on a Carnival cruise in September 2023(Glory) we got trapped on one of Carnivals Islands called "half moon cay" a huge storm came in we were trapped on the island for 2hrs and some 3hrs in heavy rain and wind. There were 700 of us including ship workers. They had to bring the U-boat over one at a time and exactly as mentioned in the video trying to align the dock with the ship was not easy..some people were in wheelchairs. The water was choppy from the storm even though the storm subsided somewhat. Once it calmed down that was when the captain decided to send his crew to come and get us. They had to make 6 round trips in terrible weather conditions and align the dock with the ship 3 times. The boat was swaying the waves were big. People were praying on the boat and some crying. By the time I got back on the boat I was so cold and the ships A/C was cranked 24/7 I ended up getting really sick the last 3 days finally arrived home and remained sick for 2 weeks. I also believe the ventilation on the ship is very poor. I swear everybody had a cough. 4000 people on this ship.

@bebe553

4 ай бұрын

WOW !!!

@slite2k59

3 ай бұрын

bruh y’all are so weak why we’re people CRYING over waves on a cruise 💀

@gregoryroth9638

2 ай бұрын

So the cold air causing you to get sick. And all this time after 25 years of practicing clinical medicine, countless hours of medical and continuing education, and a strong knowledge of disease; I can't find any source that explains how cold air or being wet causes illness. All this time and everything I read shows that bacteria, viruses, fungi, etc. cause illnesses. You became sick because of being around other sick passengers. You even stated everyone had a cough. That's because people got on the boat with an illness and spread it to others given how close everyone is on a cruise and during the island delay. The ventilation system being down actually decreased the amount of illnesses because everyone's germs weren't spread around more of the ship.

The captain trying to stop the panick but when they heard the italian accent they started panicking for good.

A coworker of mine was on the cruise, and when she got back, she looked so different. I can't even imagine that hell.

@DemonKingBadger

6 ай бұрын

I would be in some crazy OCD disinfect phase after that.

@user-wh5ir4fo4r

6 ай бұрын

I bet she's scarred for life.

@moldovanmoldovan7593

5 ай бұрын

Likely it was something like 1000 yard stare, but with smelling@@user-wh5ir4fo4r

I have friends who were on the Mexican cruise. They said the people who had it the worst were those folks in the middle cabins because they had no windows at all, no light and no ventilation. They had to leave their doors open all the time. It was horrible. My friends at least had a room with a balcony.

@SuperMrBentley

4 ай бұрын

*American cruise

@alexbloddrunk1875

3 ай бұрын

It was american you asswpe

@jasonlee8156

3 ай бұрын

@@SuperMrBentley He meant Mexican cruise as in a cruise that visited several ports in Mexico. I also went on a Mexican cruise. Visited Mazatlan, Puerto Vallarta and Los Cabos.

“Out of habit they immediately started shitting in bags” lmaoo that took me out😂

I don’t know what experience you all have had but every cruise I’ve been on has been amazing ….plenty of food, air conditioning, sunny skies, made it to our destination and back safely. I guess these are unfortunate times for others, but I’ve been cruising for years and never had a problem 🤷🏻‍♀️

@janettemcgregor4100

4 ай бұрын

How about how the staff are treated how the ships are huge polluters , people disappearing , the lawlessness ect...besides that u mean 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@oneperson5760

3 ай бұрын

@@janettemcgregor4100 , the staff aren't slaves. They take the jobs voluntarily and can quit and go home if they really want to. I would imagine a huge ship is no more of a polluter than hundreds of small boats carrying the same number of passengers. people disappreaing and lawlessness is mostly on Carnival cruise lines, and can be avoided easily. I've been on 4 cruises and it's been great.

@janettemcgregor4100

3 ай бұрын

You sound uneducated about these concerns or just justifying it with your disregard for other people's situations as long as you have a good time , what a humanitarian 😢😢

We need more people like you exposing crappy companies that don’t care about people

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp

5 ай бұрын

And giving 50% off on his capitalistic products. What a stooge.

@NakedAvanger

5 ай бұрын

you do realize that makes up 95% of companies world wide, right?

@MyraMabry

5 ай бұрын

@@NakedAvanger good thing we have a way of exposing said companies if they get out of line. I wish cancel culture would go after companies instead of humans

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp

5 ай бұрын

@@NakedAvanger at least you add "right" to your question. Since even you know that it is "wrong". What is your motivation other then being "right" all the time even if you know what yuo are not?

@savingmoney5604

5 ай бұрын

Agree so true

I think the worst part about the situation was the fact that if the other generators were working, none of this buffonery would've even happened. It must've been devastating finding out that you didn't have to be stuck in a piss and shit filled cruise if the people who set it up just managed the other 2.

This was very entertaining. Glad I waited until today to watch it twice. I needed the belly laughs.

Cruise ships always make me uneasy. You're supposed to vacation and have a good time over this fathomless dark pit which is the ocean.

17:47 "Out of habit, they immediately started shitting in bags" had me rolling in laughter. lol

@ResinRat2

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, that WAS a good one.

@MrManfly

2 ай бұрын

@@ResinRat2 I still want to go on the Queen Mary from New York to England. Imagine this happening when you're in the middle of the Atlantic !!! 💩😵‍💫🤣

@ResinRat2

2 ай бұрын

@@MrManfly What a crappy situation. The whole ordeal would stink for sure. Glad I missed it.

I’d never go on a cruise ship in the first place, it’s like being stuck in a floating mall

@S3lkie-Gutz

6 ай бұрын

Same, I want to visit kalaalliit nunaat(greenland) after I graduate and one of the most suggested options was an Arctic cruise. I despise cruises and airplanes equally but I'd rather fly to Kangerlussuaq and get off at mittarfik Kangerlussuaq airport than take a giant floating tin can across the Labrador sea especially if shit like this happens

@S3lkie-Gutz

6 ай бұрын

Also based shockwave pfp

@EX7RUD1CON

6 ай бұрын

@@S3lkie-Gutz greenland sounds dope, also thanks :)

@montamiddleton9318

5 ай бұрын

Or a Chunky Cheese birthday party for 50 5 year old kids and their parents have gone AWOL.

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp

5 ай бұрын

You made your decision. Good for you. Go to a shopping mall. it's at least cheaper

I'm 67 and the only cruise I have been on in my life was a mediterranean river cruise of only 175 people. It was a good experience and we visited some gorgeous towns and cities. Even so the first three days we had to be served our food by the staff and could not use the buffet as there had been a gastric outbreak on previous cruise. I couldn't think of anything more horrific than being on one of those giant cruises with thousands of people even if nothing goes wrong.

I just discovered your channel and subscribed immediately. Your content is amazing, and hilarious in the best possible way! You're the best, dantavirus!

Way back in the late 1970s, I was a travel agent and even back then we all referred to cruise ships (especially Carnival) as floating petri dishes with so many things that could go wrong.

Was hesitant to go on a cruise before after stories like the Costa Concordia, but this *REALLY* motivated me not step foot on a cruise ship ever.

@devchonka18

5 ай бұрын

For sure. I'm never going on a cruise.

@drunkensquirrel7545

5 ай бұрын

I've been saying for decades that nobody could pay me enough to go on a cruise. Never. I'll can't understand why some will pay a fortune to do such a foolish thing. It's insane.

@TimothyOBrien1958

5 ай бұрын

I've cruised. It's great. I have friends who cruise all the time. Don't be a wussy like the poster.

@outlawedTV88

5 ай бұрын

especially when nobody guarantees that you will be back in one peace or safe passage :) Anyways watch that happening in all countries world wide starting next year Ahahahah This humanity is doomed for their own stupidity

@darthdogeyt3260

5 ай бұрын

I've been on a cruise 4 times and it's been great, these were just freak accidents like any.

The proximity of toilets to sinks on cruise ships and some RV's always turned me off to traveling in them. Rules for public accessible bathrooms in the state where I live recommend 6 feet of space between the toilet and the sink to avoid contamination. So in a small bathroom space you would need to sanitize the toilet after every use and the sink before each use if you want to avoid the pleasures of shared sickness.

I cannot imagine ever ever ever going on a cruise onboard one of these monsters ... together with over 4000 cruising types who I probably would avoid at all cost on land. Many thanks for your great and especially, comical narrative. You're the star of this debacle, I mean show.

@yellowblanka6058

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, the people who habitually attend cruises seem like the kind of people that irritate me the most....I can't imagine being stuck on the ocean with thousands of them....I'd probably jump over the side and take my chances with drowning/sharks in an emergency situation.

The first cruise I went on in 2015 was absolute hell that has turned me away from cruising possibly forever. It was stormy. The ship was swaying back an forth. All activities and island stops got canceled. All pools and upper decks were closed. Food got repetitive and scarce. People falling over in the hallways due to the listing. We were falling off our beds in the middle of the night for the same reason. It was like a floating prison and I can’t ever imagine spending upwards of a $1000 a person to go on one again.

@hagdore

5 ай бұрын

I went on a cruise for the first time in 2013, but everything was fine, yet I still hated it. The reason? Just the way people behave when they have access to what seems to be an endless supply of food. Eyes bigger than their stomachs with no self-control 🤦

@babybijou969

5 ай бұрын

Yikes! That sounds miserable!

@vitkomusic6624

5 ай бұрын

Well you went to the sea. Right?? You thought you went to cruise 😁😁😁

@jimhudson1737

5 ай бұрын

I certainly understand your disdain for cruising, however, your experience was the exception. We have been on over 20 cruises and they have all been very enjoyable. Maybe try one more time, the odds are in your favor.

@ramieskola7845

5 ай бұрын

​@@hagdore That is primitive behavior. People in the baltics get used to buffets from an early age. One doesn't have to hoard more food than is needed because it's not going to run out.

I learned all about this stuff back in college in a business law textbook. That basically on a cruise ship you have no legal recourse if anything happens to you. It was exactly like you described. These ship lines are run in other countries and you cruise in international waters. I learned back in 2003 that I would never step foot on a cruise ship.

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp

5 ай бұрын

You glanced at a book but did not learn anything. Otherwise you would have understood that any international steamship line operates under the International Maritime Laws of The Hague.

@crafterrium8724

5 ай бұрын

@@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp too bad nobody asked

@ivanvarykino8202

5 ай бұрын

@@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp Doesn't change the fact that cruise ships are disgusting and should be avoided like the plague.

@drunkensquirrel7545

5 ай бұрын

I read the same thing in a Business Law text, and our professor did mention the IMLH. But Laws are only meaningful if they're actually enforced. If passengers also sign waivers, then they're up shit creek...in this case, literally.

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp

5 ай бұрын

@@drunkensquirrel7545 Contrary to the legal system in the USA - Maritime Laws are enforced - by the captain - and not debated for entertainment by some political clowns for entertainment.

I've particiapted in two cruises.....spent a week going around Hawaii and 1980, and the following year spent a week going from NYC to Bermuda and returning to NYC. A great time had on both, but no more planned.

I began cruising in 1992. I love it. I wouldn't cruise on a Carnival if someone gave me it to me free. I have never spent time on the Lido deck. Never. I am a certified legal nurse consultant (CLNC). I was recertified on a cruise in 2017. I spent two days in class from 9-5 with other nurses from all over the country. I also, networked with these same nurses. Your experiences are what you pay for it. I vacation to decrease stress, I vacation for exotic cuisine, and to learn about different cultures. I love the diversity of our different ethnicities. As a former renal nurse, I'm glad that they provided care for the hemodialysis patients.

Dantavius may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

@biosupdate7449

6 ай бұрын

Dontavius never fails to impregnate me

@hezekiahsimon3341

6 ай бұрын

Lol

@dawnstartheanimeman

5 ай бұрын

​@@biosupdate7449With content

@maguirethe3rd630

5 ай бұрын

pregananant?

@bonkie4683

5 ай бұрын

@@maguirethe3rd630pregante?

You'd think in a case of emergency, people could just throw their poop into the sea instead of living with bags of poop for days

LMFAO AND A ADVERTISEMENT FOR VIRGIN CRUISE SHIPS POPS UP!!! Holy fuck that's hilarious.

I've been on 4 cruises so far. I have my 5th one booked February 2025. This video hasn't changed my love for cruising. There are dangers everywhere. I have a winter truck that's completely rebuilt. The frame had snapped and had been welded back together, the brakes went out on me twice while driving, and the engine also caught fire. I still drive it every time it snows here.

Yes, because drunk people are known for being rational and forgiving. Who the hell thought the bar would be a good idea?

Dude deserves an award for all the poop puns.

@brianpinion5844

5 ай бұрын

he got skill , poop was only reason I clicked , after watching Titanic I knew id never be on a cruise.

@jerseyweb

5 ай бұрын

He’s full of shxt. Pun intended.

@galenjoyce8895

5 ай бұрын

Puns such as "pissed off" people?

@benjio6046

5 ай бұрын

Ya no the funniest comment he made was when he said they were so close to Mobile Alabama that you could smell the incest lmfao

Discussion of the “cruise people” and its solution was hilarious 😂

As a resident of Mobile, AL, I will say you are completely right when you say you can't think of anything worse than being here.

@jasonlee8156

3 ай бұрын

Well you can be somewhere worse. Like on that foul smelling cruise ship. Mobile might suck but I would rather be on land, and have access to a flushable toilet, even if it's at a local gas station. Just getting off the ship would feel like an escape from prison.

This brings back some memories. I was working on the triumph when this happened. We had had problems with the engine weeks before the accident, hours of delays etc. Surprising (or not) many guests took those discounts as I met some of them the next year on other carnival ships. But horrible, horrible place to work. Sucks the humanity out of you. I am sorry for the dock worker. I didn’t know about it until now.

@ItsDaJax

5 ай бұрын

Isn't the Costa originally one of the old world ocean liners? I know Carnival bought one or two and refitted them. The hull looks like something built before 1970.

As an Alabamian, I am proud to have Dan talk shit about our little pile of shit by the sea. Keep it up brother!

@jeanneganrude8549

6 ай бұрын

Sooo … I keep reading your comment and forgetting what I meant to say. Guess I can’t laugh my ass off and think at the same time 😂

@breewashere

6 ай бұрын

Sweet home Alabama.

@Est1991Work

5 ай бұрын

Yeah Alabama sucks don’t ever come here 😂😂 go overpopulate somewhere else

@ItsDaJax

5 ай бұрын

No, no. There's an old sailor adage about any port at sea. No way Mobile is as shitty as that boat was. I'd have been happy to have made it to the docks of the KKK Yacht club after one day on that heap.

@billbrasky8860

5 ай бұрын

If Alabama is a pile of shit then what would that make Mississippi and or West Virginia?

thank you for the story and the truths we dont get to see. I will NEVER get on one of those i hope all those people who shell out thousands for no guarantee of safety, sanitation or an enjoyable experience the best of luck

Been on several and they were all amazing. No complaints. I'm about to go on one to Alaska, but rethinking that now lol

Dantavius, your videos are the shit brother. You’re on a real streak lately. Was feeling down in the dumps, having a crappy day, but I feel better after this. It wiped the frown right off my face. Keep up the good work 😉

@malegria9641

6 ай бұрын

Goddammit, take my like

@tristanfroment33

6 ай бұрын

I understand. You hid a poop joke subtly in there. Thought you could hide that didn’t yo

@americanschoolsystem

6 ай бұрын

he made 5@@tristanfroment33

@petreasupagain5036

6 ай бұрын

Try not to force those puns out too hard, you don’t want to strain yourself

@viscountrainbows2857

6 ай бұрын

Flowed like a royal flush. All solid, no waste. Pardon me while I squeeze out a few nuggets of my own.

When the cruse ship captain and crew are telling you everything is okay and "under control" they're lying.

@caiuscosades1791

6 ай бұрын

It's the same shit they pulled on the Costa Concordia.

I’ve been on 5 cruises going this February my cruises have been excellent!!! I have no complaints!

@UnendingCoda

Ай бұрын

Same! Only Disney cruises, it's not at all the same, and it might come with its own issues. But whatever one can say, Disney Cruise lines seems to be run better, compared to this

11:31 You call them “cruise people” we call them “the British “ 😂

Having to sign away my safety and any right to sue Carnival for damages pretty much seals this for me. I am never going on a cruise ship ever.

@blackburned

5 ай бұрын

Me either.. scary stuff tbh

@thatoneannoyingtornadosire8755

5 ай бұрын

Like. Holy shit. They just straight up said "you might die on our (unregulated and undermaintained) ships and there's no legal system to protect you" that's fucking insane. Yeah... i'm not ever going on a cruise ship. Not like i even wanted to before this.

The exact same thing happened to me in 1979. My new husband worked as an accountant for Norwegian Cruise Lines. No power anywhere for four days. We slept on the floors of night clubs because going below deck was disgusting. Poop was everywhere! Diet was hand sliced bologna which contributed terribly to the mass sea sickness. We were in the gulf stream, and without stabilizing the ship turned broadside to the waves. Blaaaaa. It was definitely the cruise of a lifetime. The ship was the SS Norway, as it was recently purchased as the SS France. I was 19 at the time, so I survived with both good and bad memories.

@MASTEROFEVIL

5 ай бұрын

How was the next vacation after that?

@brianpinion5844

5 ай бұрын

hand sliced bologna is a delicacy here in Kentucky ! and yes the cousin thang is true , we just ant rite

@Magnus_1996

4 ай бұрын

Cheers!@@brianpinion5844

Keep it coming- educate us-we the people need to know👍🏾👍🏾

You got a new subscriber sir! Love the video and your commentary

Going on a cruise is the equivalent of staying in the hotel through the entire vacation

@MASTEROFEVIL

5 ай бұрын

Yeah

@dracodoitbest7890

5 ай бұрын

qS

@dracodoitbest7890

5 ай бұрын

are they even worth it? doesnt seem like it. they seem overcrowded despite being somewhat costly.

@pbear216

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, maybe if that hotel was located in a trailer park!

@prtdiva

5 ай бұрын

👏👏👏😂

“Out of habit they all started shitting in bags” That’s an episode ending right there

@bobbiboyer7065

5 ай бұрын

literally had me "LOL", that part.

KZreadrs seem to ignore the fact that multiple unrelated cruises are referred to as "the poop cruise" for the simple fact this situation has occurred more than once and so it's impossible to know WTF cruise they're actually referring to. It's simply based on whatever Google result showed up first.

So you have a boat full of people who 1. Have not eaten in many days 2. Have not slept in many days 3. Have not showered in many days 4. Have not peed in many days Give them free alcohol!

I was on this Carnival cruise many years ago & it was problem free with really good food. Thing is nobody reads the fine print on those tickets. Carnival passing up preventive maintenance on the engines & generators though is unforgivable. A cruise is no longer on my to do list.

@davidortega357

5 ай бұрын

My sister and her hubby went on a bus tour of Mount Rushmore it turn.into.a poop tour everybody on the bus got sick with high fever and diarrhea the passengers were all senior citizens my sister said it was hell in 5he middle of nowhere

Fun fact; the cruise line charged an additional $2.50 to each passenger for the usage of the red bags.

@mcresearch

5 ай бұрын

That's uncomfortably close to being true. Norovirus is a good money earner for cruise lines as they charge top rates for treatment.

@sunnylilraindrop

5 ай бұрын

You've got to be kidding me

@Freud_Mayweather

5 ай бұрын

I would guess that every one of these passengers were fully refunded. I would be demanding my money back and filing a charge back with my bank before even getting off the boat

@nadogrl

4 ай бұрын

@@Freud_Mayweather - No need to guess…it says so in the video.

@DjSummerrave

3 ай бұрын

so they wanna $2.50 from me to NOT shit on the boat? hell no , I would rather have created the biggest mountain of shit in these 5 days

I don't know that videos like this will change anyone's minds either for or against. I've been cruising for almost 20 years and have never had a negative experience, especially something on the level of the poop cruise (Thank God). I'll continue to cruise and those who aren't interested won't. Resorts and cruises will make their money regardless.

My family and I use to cruise lots in the early 90s. Always went of the nicer ships and they were first class all the way around. Sooo, we thought we would try Carnival just once to see what is was all about. Though we didn't have any issues, never again would I go on Carnival anything! It was the cheapest nastiest ship from the décor to the cheap nasty food...

I got a cruise ad while watching this.

I have always found the idea of a cruise to be completely horrifying. It just sounds absolutely miserable - even when they're trying to make it look the best possible. Too many people in too small a space, too much noise, the epitome of cheezy. And I've had the misfortune of knowing a few people who love cruises, and the idea of being stuck surrounded by their kind is enough to nearly give me a panic attack just thinking of it. I see now that my assessment is correct!

@Firevine

6 ай бұрын

I've been on one, and it was...okay? It's definitely cheesy. Our trip included two dinners at the "nice" restaurant that they hyped up as upscale, five stars, etc. It was basically like eating at Applebees. My wife and I don't drink, so it was a cheap trip. The day at Royal Caribbean's private island was pretty nice, but the stop in Nassau was *HELL* and I never want to see the Bahamas again. Basically cruises are boring trips for boring people and everything about them is built around that. You're stuck there, so there are endless sales pitches for the duty-free store and whatever else. The duty-free store isn't a deal by any measure. I do enjoy the ocean though, and going out on the decks at night and not seeing any city lights was nice.

@fredzzkid

5 ай бұрын

@@Firevine Pretty much what I imagined. I've been to Jamaica a few times (you really have to stay at least 2 weeks, preferable more, because it takes a few days just to get "unf**ked" from our usual rat race pace and get into the "irie" mood of the island). Anyway, something I learned very quickly was that I much prefer the Negril side to the Ocho Rios side. Ocho Rios is where all the cruise ships put in, and when they do its awful. Tons of "boat people" clambering everywhere, total insanity - since they only have a brief time time to be there. You can't even bargain at the market, because the stupid cruise people will pay whatever price they are asked right off the bat, and don't even try to haggle. Consequently, you will never do as well at the Ocho Rios markets, because they know if they hold out for the boat people, they'll get ridiculous prices. There is no way someone could even remotely get a picture of the REAL Jamaica by stopping off from a cruse ship. You can't experience their hospitality - and the fun stuff like asking "Cheap Charlie" (no lie lol that's what he called himself- take you anywhere for 2.00 US) your cabbie where the best place is to get jerk. He'll take you somewhere most tourists don't see, and had some of the most amazing food ever! As a thank you we bought his dinner also and had a great time just getting to know one another. And you will always do better in the Negril area markets where haggling is a game enjoyed by all. If the seller acts angry at the end, you know you got a good price. One lady finally conceded to me but said "OK- but NO BAG!" Then she gave me a huge hug. I've never been to the Bahamas, I've heard it's not as totally chill as Jamaica - but I wonder if your experience had something to do with the fact that you were on the cruise - just thinking of the difference in general between Ocho Rios and Negril. One thing for sure - NO CRUISES!! 😆

@K.C-2049

5 ай бұрын

cruises wreak absolute havoc on local economies too. these ships set into port, disembark a horde of tourists who clog up local infrastructure and spend their money on a bunch of tourist shit (encouraging a whole cheap ass underbelly to proliferate around these ports) then leave without learning a damn thing about the places they visit. just the worst.

@fredzzkid

5 ай бұрын

@@K.C-2049 Absolutely agree. Bad business all around.

@markmorris76

4 ай бұрын

@@Firevine Can you elaborate on Nassau?

The only cruise beside the USN ship USS Frederick, I have been on was 1 time on carnival. No issues to speak of. Had a very good time. Eat until you pass out. So glad nothing like this happened.

Your a fantastic storyteller, your jokes are good and i find your voice very capming, im subscribing after watching just 1 video Keep up the good work

A buddy of mine went on a cruise once. Worst experience of his life. It's no fun being trapped on a boat with a bunch lowlife slobs looking to stuff their faces at the buffet. The quality of the guests is not what it's portrayed in the commercials where they're all models out of a fashion magazine and everyone is behaving themselves. And then there's the fact that you're in international waters with a whole different set of laws and overseeing agencies. Should something happened to your loved one while on a cruise, the U.S. has no jurisdiction over the incident.

@HappyRetiredandhealthy-qk2lg

5 ай бұрын

I never will take a cruise, I really do not want to be amongst those who want to eat and drink as much as possible.

@K.C-2049

5 ай бұрын

all inclusive vacation vibes. it's a nice idea, but then you realize you're stuck in a resort with like 800 kids and their drunk cheapass parents. I'd rather stay in a hostel: all the drunk adults, none of the kids at least lol

@Freud_Mayweather

5 ай бұрын

I went on a carnival cruise about 25 years ago and it wasn't bad, but since they cost like 400 dollars now you get all the riffraff in there

@Freud_Mayweather

5 ай бұрын

​@@K.C-2049how do you find a hostile, and how do you plan that type of vacation?

@jordanlayfield

5 ай бұрын

I did Norwegian with my Dad as a gift bc he had cancer. We had a blast and the guests were awesome. Dont go on the basketball american cruise lines like Carnival and you'll be fine. You get what you pay for.

I know this is just for entertainment, but as a DJ who has worked on cruises for about 20 years - this is a very uncommon thing. Modern boats are now equipped to handle most of these "disasters" and in most cases you'll never know they even happened. Things like Titanic, Costa Concordia, or the Poop Cruise are very rare. Your choice to not go on a cruise because of things like this (even though you think you might enjoy it) is the equivalent of not flying anywhere because you think the plane will crash.

@Bigonthedot

6 ай бұрын

This is cruise ship propaganda

@dziewiaty

6 ай бұрын

Yea forget all the other things he listed. Cruise ship posted this.

@azninvasion

6 ай бұрын

@@dziewiaty There are currently roughly 300 cruise ships in operation right now as you read this comment. Close to a million people are on cruises. If you like math, you driving to the grocery store is far more dangerous. The one thing I truly fear is getting sick. When you have 3000 people all from different countries in a closed environment, the germs that they bring will have a field day with your immune system. Whenever I did a 6 month contract, I always got my shots updated, and brought a gallon of hand sanitizer. Getting sick on a ship is a fate far worse than dying IMO.

@dziewiaty

6 ай бұрын

@@azninvasion cruise ship needs new glasses.

@ricardozetino6907

6 ай бұрын

I'm still not getting on the cruise ship because 1. I don't know how to swim and 2. Why would I if I don't want to be on a cruise ship in the first place ?

Yup. My wife and I changed our minds from ever going on a cruise. 😄

You are hilarious!!!! So glad this came up on my feed! 😂😂😂😂

The Titanic already put me off ever wanting to go on a cruise, this just absolutely solidifies it for me 😬

@BLGaughan

5 ай бұрын

I too judge modern life by things that happened a century+ years ago, cuz thats what grownups do.

@VictornHart

5 ай бұрын

@@BLGaughanI mean history is taught too avoid past mistakes

you know there was somebody on there that had a scat fetish that must have thought it was the cruise of a lifetime😂😂😂

Great video! You made me laugh a lot! I did not laugh like this for a long time. But I love cruises and a lot of people very nice and friendly there 😄

I was on the Triumph the trip directly before that one. I remember hearing about the engine fire about a week after getting home. It was surreal, especially considering that they were already having engine problems when I was on it.

I have never been on a cruise in my life and never plan on it and this helps justify my choice.

What a great business to get into, no regulation, no taxes and customers can't sue, excellent.

This video was very entertaining and kept my attention. I have a cruise coming up in spring and pretty excited to go. I’m sure these people were scared but from my point of view, at least the ship wasn’t sinking!

It's like they have no idea what to do in these circumstances. You would think that they would have thought about every possibility and solution before.

I sailed on the triumph the next trip out after the refit, I've met Jen, and several of the people on my cruise were sailing for free as compensation for the disaster. While I heard a couple of stories that sound like what you're talking about, the vast majority of the stories that I heard were of camaraderie and people working together to overcome their situation. I have yet to see any new stories cover the countless stories I've heard of humanity overcoming diversity.

@danem2215

27 күн бұрын

Hopefully you mean adversity.

Great video, I've heard this story so many times but loved hearing you tell it, and you basically covered every single detail. One fun fact about this situation is that some people claim South Park predicted this event. An episode opened with a news reporter randomly saying "The carnival cruise smelled like Poop, but passengers say that was an improvement" lmao

@jeanneganrude8549

6 ай бұрын

Leave it to South Park 😂

I think you should remember, this is a carnival cruise. From what I’ve heard, carnival is basically the spirit airlines of cruises. I’ve been on 5 cruises before, 3 Disney and 2 royal Caribbean, I had no problem with those cruises, in fact they were really fun.

This just shows how fast things can go bad when our regular way of life is interrupted by things breaking down in society.

@oneperson5760

3 ай бұрын

Yes, very much like Burning Man recently, when it rained a little bit.

I never understood why people would spend their hard earned money and even harder to come by vacation time on a floating Petri dish in the middle of the ocean. I can’t imagine anything worse.

@user-lx5sy5kf8n

3 ай бұрын

Not fun at all

@oneperson5760

3 ай бұрын

Some people enjoy the company of other humans and arent afraid of germs.

@TheHungarianchick

3 ай бұрын

@@oneperson5760 Not wanting to be subjected to drunk strangers or said drunkards’ waste is not the same as germs, but hey, you tried.

'' The boat was sooo close to Alabama they could practically smell the incest '' 💀💀💀💀

@karllieck9064

6 ай бұрын

Classic.

@lawanahenrich

5 ай бұрын

That would be places like California or New York

Thankyou sir for your valuable vlog Actually I was planning to go on cruise Instantly dropped the idea

the ship is named triumph.. just like the insult comic dog.. "for me to poop on!".

Credit towards a future cruise... That might just be the funniest thing I've heard all week

Never wanted to go on a cruise to begin with, but thank you for givung me an exeptionally trauma inducing excuse to continue avoiding them.

@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp

5 ай бұрын

Good to rely on others. Dont forget he also offers 50% off his products

Unfortunately, so many cruise lines get bad reputations from this one incident. I've cruised 4 times and every time has been great. These were freak accidents, as what happens with everything else (i.e. amusement parks, vacations to foreign countries, etc.)

This video has been interrupted by THREE ads for CRUISES !!! Someone at YT has a macabre sense of humor.

Stayed for a week on a ferry traveling the Alaska Marine Highway. My cabin was the size of a closet and had no windows. There was no TV, no wifi, no pool, the food was basic cafeteria, and there were no entertainers. People did camp out on the deck...intentionally (it was cheaper than the cabins). Plumbing never clogged up, there were no fires, and the power never went out. Not a single thing went wrong. I loved the atmosphere. The whole thing was awesome. For real, one of the best vacations I've taken.

@CatMowpurr

3 ай бұрын

I went on a cruise and it was better than my other trips visiting Europe and multiple states in the US to be honest. But I don’t think I’ll go again because it was only fun when I had family (passed away). Pretty boring by myself now.

The cruise industry can be pretty awful. I’ve worked as a dancer/showgirl and a magician’s assistant on various cruise ships. If you want a good cruise experience, I’d recommend the steam/paddle-wheel boats that traverse the Mississippi.

Glad to hear all back to normal after Covid...