Bijuu: "I see someone in your room, tell them to get out" The murderer in my closet: "damn okay guess I'll go"

@thatidiotuwu5602

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣Good bye murderer!

@emilyvillamil

3 жыл бұрын

The murderer: Just because Bjuu Mike himself told me to go, I'll go!

@bob5215

3 жыл бұрын

The murderer is just a fan

@leeloo87

3 жыл бұрын

@@bob5215 he can watch it alone in the other room,,

@vivian.4538

3 жыл бұрын

tell him i said "happy pride month"

Bijuu: “Only watch this if your alone” Me: “I can watch this whenever because I’m always alone”

@migantomon117

3 жыл бұрын

*Sad noises*

@tbfree6712

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@bruhsmha4735

3 жыл бұрын

I can not relate

@renatasapientia5972

3 жыл бұрын

You weren't alone though! you had Bijuu with you!

@pilot_45sl27

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Is no one going to talk about how he’s throwing a friggin Birthday Party in the background

@draw_with_fin1834

3 жыл бұрын

Me about to ask the same thing

@__Moonstone__

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@melissagreen714

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly I'm like what's that 👀👀👀👀

@rinhikari1477

3 жыл бұрын

isn't he celebrating a fan from twitter birthday?

@the_bearking1013

3 жыл бұрын

I was confused what were those balloons about

Bijuu Mike: Is there ever a ending where I don't die!? Ending 2: Am I a joke to you?

Welcome back to another episode of "Why was she my girlfriend, again?"

@AscendShadow

3 жыл бұрын

good question why is she the players gf

@shootingski5646

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno

@sofxe

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 difficult questions

@kurishima2053

3 жыл бұрын

...

@nomaru5388

3 жыл бұрын

Such a difficult question

Bijuu: are you alone? Me: *looks around house even though I know no ones home* yes.

@youtubetest6381

3 жыл бұрын

Make sure to turn on the lights to avoid getting killed:)!😃😄😁😆😀😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😉😉😉😊😋😋😋😛😛😜😜🤪🤪😝😶

@doomaxolotl4415

3 жыл бұрын

@@youtubetest6381 holy crap how many bloody emojis do you have to use

@fattyratty7611

3 жыл бұрын

@Kai Coyle he's ✨ Q U I R K Y ✨

@rocco416

3 жыл бұрын

@@fattyratty7611 Do you even know how to @ someone?

@doomaxolotl4415

3 жыл бұрын

He may be quirky but not quirky enough to use a different kind of emoji

Bijuu “you can only watch this alone!” The demon under my bed “ight, see ya Friday”

@UmbraVoidmore

3 жыл бұрын

My bed has no under

@sleepy_clauuu

3 жыл бұрын

@@UmbraVoidmore then i wish u gud luck, there are demons that rise from the bottom and crawl to their victims-

@six4529

3 жыл бұрын

@@UmbraVoidmore Then the monster haunts you in the ceiling

@md_aya

3 жыл бұрын

@@UmbraVoidmore same

@UmbraVoidmore

3 жыл бұрын

@@six4529 huh nope

Smoke coming from the washer Mike: Oh Egads! Me: My clothes are ruined!

@Neveah_Star

3 жыл бұрын

Wah

@Bobo-Nose

3 жыл бұрын

🌊Lily Gardens was here, she broke the washing machine from having too much fun.🌊

@worstshortyoutuber865

3 жыл бұрын

Idk what ya mean

@Stormimi

3 жыл бұрын

My roast is ruined!

@bluetom93

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stormimi But what if... i could buy fast food and disguise it as my own cooking..... Oh wait the clothes are ruined

"I see someone in your room, tell them to get out." Murderer: "Understandable, have a great day"

@imaabomination3447

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@loveladii69

2 жыл бұрын

Copy

@ChrisCTRD

2 жыл бұрын

@@loveladii69 it has been 11 months, also, i never saw the original comment so how am i supposed to know that someone already said that?

@loveladii69

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisCTRD oh ok but it was very similar you just seem a little sus

Bijuu Mike : “I’m never alone I got Clarence.” Me: “I THOUGHT GACHA MIKE HAD HIM!”

@nadia_is_a_idiot2497

3 жыл бұрын

@Mia Robles :o

@Kenny-iq2bl

3 жыл бұрын

Get your *I ruined 123 ticket* here!

@maybecassiefrfr

3 жыл бұрын

@Mia Robles nah bijuu mike probably kidnapped Clarence

@maybecassiefrfr

3 жыл бұрын

@Mia Robles *l i e s*

@maybecassiefrfr

3 жыл бұрын

@Mia Robles well then there was a middle person who kidnapped Clarence and gave him to bijuu mike without him knowing

Bijuu: "You have to be alone to watch this" Me: looks at my mom and dad and my 2 sisters and my dog and my fish...."ya I'm alone"

“Alone.” This game is gonna be the new DDLC, I’m gonna have it stuck in my head.

@RamForce69

3 жыл бұрын

sameee

@RamForce69

3 жыл бұрын

I want to play but I don't have 1 dollar I can get demo but I want full version

@mitski1fan684

3 жыл бұрын

@Dgamer1613 will it cost money?

@BigBossMan7833

3 жыл бұрын

Oop

@kiss.of.hellfire

3 жыл бұрын

@Dgamer1613 Thanks

Bijuu: "Watch this only if you're alone" People in quarentine: "We don't really have a choice"

@oneone0three755

3 жыл бұрын

my year group have been isolated again so i’m just sat in my room alone again lmao 🌝

When he said “are you alone? I heard someone come in.” My dog walked into my room

@BigBossMan7833

3 жыл бұрын

Your not alone

@AtongDeng21

3 жыл бұрын

Your not alone

@haphephobia

3 жыл бұрын

Your not alone

@Rpars20

3 жыл бұрын

@@haphephobia you’re* hA

@haphephobia

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rpars20 Nah man i'm just trying not to break the chain You're not alone

bijuu attempting to pronounce korean names really sent me 😂

Dont worry, her knife is actually just trying to say hello to your limbs

@BulbminGaming8135

2 жыл бұрын

What polite knife

@herculesburgess6773

Жыл бұрын

...

This is probably how Mikasa felt when I talked to Historia that one time.

@djendermaster5654

3 жыл бұрын

EREN YEAGER

@connorscosette5440

3 жыл бұрын

You regret that one, don't you.

@lilyheart7809

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorscosette5440 he does

@nomaru5388

3 жыл бұрын

TATAKAEEEE

@gongonbear514

3 жыл бұрын

The most cringiyest shit

The embodiment of the “I just wanna shake his hand” meme Don’t read edit if you don’t wanna see sappy stuff Thanks a lot for all the likes this is the most liked comment I have ever made and thank you too bijuu mike for making all my days better

@westhequagsire3420

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on heart ManWithGun YT!

@valtontop

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate your congratulations

@SKYWD-HAZEL._

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yea-

@lecat9806

3 жыл бұрын

Heart gone

@ranium6149

3 жыл бұрын

250th like xd

“You can only watch this alone” The kids in my basement: *aight, ima head out*

@fbiagent6959

3 жыл бұрын

Hold up

@kristenwilson1

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, police?

@baller27ification

3 жыл бұрын

@@kristenwilson1 yessir

@xxashxx848

3 жыл бұрын

Oh you keep yours alive??? Amateur.

@xxashxx848

3 жыл бұрын

Ok that last comment was a joke, just clarifying. Dont arrest me.

Bijuu: "who leaves the water on" Water demon: me

Bijuu: "You can only watch this if you're alone!" My sleep paralysis demon: "Ight imma head out" Edit: HOLY GUACAMOLE OVER 100 LIKES AND A HEART FROM BIJUU??? THANKS SO MUCH GUYS!! Guys I realise now that when u edit the comment it removes the heart 🤦 I only needed 1 person to tell me 😂

@westhequagsire3420

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is gold fr

@mischievous_ang3l

3 жыл бұрын

Oh lol well I don't think I have sleep paralysis

@kokichiouma8898

3 жыл бұрын

some of yall have polite demons and it shows 🙄

@iona3244

3 жыл бұрын

@Vietgit Oh that makes sense 🤦

@coolbrotherssquad9094

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't remove the heart its just that whenever u put an edit It removes the heart

"you.. You are the impostor." *among us music intensifies*

@bingkoiE

3 жыл бұрын

echidnus

@BigBossMan7833

3 жыл бұрын

Amoung us is in every game I play

@BigBossMan7833

3 жыл бұрын

Even if it’s not amoung us

@turtlechromee3641

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigBossMan7833 Why are we here, just to suffer-

Mike: “are you alone??” Me: *looks at my stuffed animals surrounding me* I think I’m good scrub senpi Edit: what’s with the balloons???

@Itzurpebblee

3 жыл бұрын

He reach 3 mil! :3

@ashdawg25

3 жыл бұрын

@@Itzurpebblee ooh pfft I forgot 🤣

@thehamoodiandoctor5792

3 жыл бұрын

Omg, is that Zaida in your pfp?!

@ashdawg25

3 жыл бұрын

@@thehamoodiandoctor5792 yesss finally someone else recognized my pfp

@thehamoodiandoctor5792

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashdawg25 Zay deserves to be appreciated UwU

Bijuu: “Are you alone?” Me: “… am I?”

@fbiagent6959

3 жыл бұрын

No look behind you

@jayceyanimatesstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@use6788tuuiiiv

3 жыл бұрын

*Y O U A R E N E V E R A L O N E*

this is exactly why i ain’t got a girlfriend lol

@youtubetest6381

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it would be cool tho

@valtontop

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@oxo09

3 жыл бұрын

@@youtubetest6381 it would if i wasn’t alone all the time lol

@nikkithegemini

3 жыл бұрын

Fiction vs Reality i guess, idk lol

@oxo09

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikkithegemini yea lol

That one person who isn’t alone and wanted to watch : 👁💧👄💧👁

@varea..

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@yiropu

3 жыл бұрын

yup

@marmar7137

3 жыл бұрын

that would probably never happen to me

The broken English reminds me of how Gonta speaks 😂

never thought to describe sweat as being a “vicious stink”

Welcome scrubs That’s the most iconic line every ngl

@valerielong978

3 жыл бұрын

Inferior quagsire Bunsen is serperior

@westhequagsire3420

3 жыл бұрын

Valerie Long ;(

Is it just me who really wants him to play Danganronpa S when it comes out because I don’t have a switch-

@kisasteele5728

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry I'll steal my mom's switch u can't have mine tho

@Novabee0205

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

Bijuu: "Welcome to a game called 'Alone'" KZread: "Ohh you mean Yandere Simulator sure"

@kisasteele5728

3 жыл бұрын

It tru tho

@sunshinecookies1074

3 жыл бұрын

KZread be like that sometimes...

Those flowers were ripped straight out of the promised neverland intro lol

7:04 “has he ever met this girl” beginning of story be like: “ after many months of dates with her” 😂😂😂

Euna didnt deserve death.there should be options at the start of the game like [text euna to meet with you somewhere] or [tell her at work when you get off so you can meet after] options for a good ending. i just want a good ending.....

Mike: Those flowers mean death!! Demon slayer watchers: 👁👄👁

@ryryisthe1

3 жыл бұрын

The promised neverland watchers: 😳😳😳😰😰😰😰

@jubrub064

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryryisthe1 thats what im sayin my guy

@arhyllinchroma9062

3 жыл бұрын

Super Mario Gamers: 😬😬😬😬😓😓😓😓

@lxfallen17

3 жыл бұрын

no

@captainloaf

3 жыл бұрын

@@lxfallen17 yes

Bruh when mike asked “are you alone I think someone just walked in” my mom walked in

@snow_the_fallen_1832

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's a coincidence-

@sunshinecookies1074

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I seen someone else comment that...bijuu is obviously a physic..

“Are you alone right now?” Me, with three extrovert sisters, two extroverted Mexican parents, and a dog: I’m never alone. It’s good at times, until I want to be alone in a quiet spot. My last attempt was in a cupboard and even then, they found me.

Hi, I’ve been watching lots of your older videos and I really enjoyed them, this is the first time I’ve watched one so soon after it was published, thank you for giving me this opportunity

"Only watch this when your alone" My sleep paralysis demon: Fine, ima be out.

Bjuu: are you alone right now? My brother in front of me playing mobile fall guys: *I exist y’know-*

this games grammar is like gonta trying to learn fluent English

bjiuu mike: I'm playing alone youtube: no, *yandere sim*

@sunshinecookies1074

3 жыл бұрын

Lol ur not wrong lmao

2:38 “Can’t solve anything when I can’t see anything.” “Need some light.” I spend like 10 minutes finding that out.

Just the sheer excitement and planning hoping for something new, then it just cuts to a disappointed Bijuu saying "there's no fire...." 😂😂

mike: "are you alone rn good" me being alone: "no im not alone😀🤚" oh ya btw bloons are so disrespectful😒

"She just wanted a cup of sugar" plot twist

2:20 "I'm never alone because of the demon dog clarence." Mike when he's alone: "GYOKUKEN"

Is no one talking about the balloons that Keep attacking him?

theres multiple endings depending on where you hide

Euna: *dies* Mike: *AHAHAHAHAHAHA*

“Throw some knowledge at her” Me: the ultimate weapon, *KNOWLEDGE*

Bijuu: *answering the phone* Hello? Ad: Hello, I'm Kaitlyn.

i really did think you got this from manlybadbootyhero, turns out you did and that made me happy that you watch him

Its literally late at night rn and im gonna watch this anyways

The balloons get me the most tho 🤣🤣

Bijuu’s balloons in the background keep jump-scaring me every time I look at his face cam... I swear once I thought Clarence was finally getting his revenge 😂

this title is just absolute detail.

Me: **learning Korean** Bijuu: **pronouncing the Korean names in the most American way possible** Me: **claps head with ✨force✨**

Mike: "wacht this alone Baloons in background: *nope*

You posted this 3 days before my birthday!

Literally just watched this from his channel, time to see reactions lel

THERE IS A NEW DANGANRONPA GAME COMING ON THE SWITCH PLEASE COMMENT SO BIJUU MIKE CAN SEE THIS

@user-um6ye8jh3z

3 жыл бұрын

YES I CANT WAIT

"Only watch this alone" Me and my gf who watch KZread together: Alright babe one of us has to leave.

Ah yes the struggles of having a crazy ex

Bijuu, when you say alone, does being in a house with people but being in your ROOM alone count?

@captainloaf

3 жыл бұрын

no it does not, you must empty the house before watching.

The game and the game art is so good

Biju:"Watch this if your alone" Me:Perfect timing 🗿

I'm glad I waited to watch this, because I was in a car with my mom when this came out.

I’m home alone, great!

Me starting to watch this after making chocolate chip cookies. Just thought you might want to know what I've been doing not watching this immediately.

The moving balloons behind Bijuu made me jump more than the game

Clarence in the other universe filming: I never alone because that’s creepy doll that beats me up every day that is in my closet

Not trying to pry but what are the Balloons for Bijuu, were you celebrating something?

@izukumidoriya2342

3 жыл бұрын

@Kingsley Ezikwa I’m sorry I wasn’t trying to😂😂

@izukumidoriya2342

3 жыл бұрын

@Kingsley Ezikwa I actually take that as a compliment so thanks lol

I am alone with me myself and my imaginary Skippys peanut butter bites

Thank you for playing my recommendation bijuu!

Gf; I want to talk to you me: I want. To talk to you with this Glock 19

It's not scary it's terrifying🌚

@oneone0three755

3 жыл бұрын

🌝🌝

@mimilful

3 жыл бұрын

🕋

@mimilful

3 жыл бұрын

🌚

Sung Jin-Woo approves of this video

Mike: u can only watch this if ur alone.. Me:**looks around and sees 6 other people** Me: well everyone get the heellll outta here

Bijuu: *sees the name Yuno* Also Bijuu: “Yuno Gasai” *Future Diary Opening Theme Intensifies*

bijuu you should play the new danganronpa S game when it's out PLS

MIKE THERES A NEW DANGANRONPA GAME COMING ON THE SWITCH PLS PLAY IT🥺

I’m so glad Mike watches Manly, he’s so cool

@melissagreen714

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I watched his playthrough "The Letter" and it was great

Euna:this is not my name Ewna:my names Ewna

Me with my cat: 👀💧

@lissettefetters3105

3 жыл бұрын

Legit same

Honestly I wouldn’t mind a yandere

@ares7460

3 жыл бұрын

All right

@sunshinecookies1074

3 жыл бұрын

That what all the boys and gals say.. Even I said it but honestly from what ive seen or heard I take it back..

T-T is an emoticon lmao it’s similar to the 😅 emoji. Love your vids, Mike!

I didn't know you watched Berleezy! Just when I thought you couldn't be more of a man of culture, than you already are....

Ah yes, a normal encounter with your ex :)

@fbiagent6959

3 жыл бұрын

My ex is cool

@sunshinecookies1074

3 жыл бұрын

Normall??

@user_3460

2 жыл бұрын

Ya good? *sweats nervously in concern*

POV: you clicked and you don' know what to comment.

Bijuu: "Only watch this if youre alone" The demon in my closet: Aight see ya tomorrow

The balloons distract him twice. And it will never distract third 😂😂😂

Heavenly Father I pray that you keep the person reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed Amen💗

@Tabukium

3 жыл бұрын

wtf

@Ethanredtie

3 жыл бұрын

@Çĥŕîşťófêř P̃èžêť B O T

@erin4827

3 жыл бұрын

@Çĥŕîşťófêř P̃èžêť threaten me then

@Plasmaboiiscool

3 жыл бұрын

@Çĥŕîşťófêř P̃èžêť a bot replying to a bot. This world is about to end

"manlybadbootyhero" made me laugh, i am a literal child

“Only watch if you are alone” The burglar in my house: aight so Tuesday work for you?

I am actually alone LOl 😂 and hai ( hi ) also thanks for making my heart stop from scaring me and thanks for making me smile too!

Michel is such a good KZreadr he cares about his subscribers he even got the ballons for her/he b day happy birthday skyTweets :D

him: that was really spooky guys me laughing my ass off: spooky?? yeah my sense of humor is broken

bruh the balloons moving behind him made me think someone snuck in there and was about to kill him

Me who watched manly badass hero: I am four parrerel universes ahead of you.