"You Might Drop RACIAL SLURS" 🤣 | Theo Von, Andrew Schulz
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A lot of comedians make the conscious decision to not get too edgy and use words that are not family friendly. Theo talks about the joke that Joey Diaz made on stage that used a bunch of these words. To give a better description he explained that nobody would be willing to drop those words, except for Andrew. Theo definitely decided to mess around with Andrew and did so in a funny and harmless manner.
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"I got my flare-ups in traffic like everybody else."
@grahamofthenorth6281
22 күн бұрын
"I just write it down" 😂😂😂😂
@StayTooned2C
21 күн бұрын
We all obviously switch to 1950s swear words. G golly Christmas on Jupiter in France 😂
@robertrobinson6845
21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂I’m blk this had me😂😂😂
@ChantelJordan-fm7kx
20 күн бұрын
Traffic. So North Korean?
@glocksp80smd
8 күн бұрын
@@grahamofthenorth6281has to be a phone book thickness by now
He was not, in fact, just joking
@Julian_LewisDig
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, no shit Sherlock
@oreos3174
Жыл бұрын
@@Julian_LewisDig although I was, in fact, just joking
@manleynelson9419
Жыл бұрын
No he wasn't and that's why the best comedy is true
@oreos3174
Жыл бұрын
@@manleynelson9419 it’s not all true, I can’t say what is and isn’t, but any good stories have a little flair put on em
@_flyingspaghettimonster_
Жыл бұрын
@@oreos3174 exactly. It's called hyperbole and is a common trait of good storytelling
"You know what im saying"🤣🤣
@josephangelo819
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@jaynikk758
Жыл бұрын
@Ethan Brown Say what?
@bamboclaat7204
Жыл бұрын
@Ethan Brown It
@jaynikk758
Жыл бұрын
@@bamboclaat7204 ah I gotchu, here I'll get us started: N
@yuki2yeti
Жыл бұрын
@Ethan Brown 😭 G
“Oh I won’t do it…unless you do”😂
@spelt5664
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@derekgardner1861
Жыл бұрын
It's not funny to joke about saying the N word. It's racist and really shows his white privilege. White people need a reality check
@watenallace663
Жыл бұрын
That is what he said in the video good job
@elinye864
Жыл бұрын
@@watenallace663 hey actually said I don’t do it, not I won’t
@watenallace663
Жыл бұрын
@@elinye864 I had a stroke trying to comprehend your shit comment
“Sometimes I just write it down” - Theo Von
@jonenih
15 күн бұрын
And put it in a bottle...
Everybody’s black when the lights go out
@DeadSpaceMan2000
14 күн бұрын
Underrated
@axlvanaudenhove6564
13 күн бұрын
So we can say the N word at night time? Great idea!
@Rm-mz5cn
12 күн бұрын
Technically your not wrong bc all black is, is the absence of color
@borkborkson8535
9 күн бұрын
@@axlvanaudenhove6564 I say it during the day just to make sure I'm not getting it wrong outta respect
@Fearismanmade2
9 күн бұрын
@@borkborkson8535that’s the same reason I only sleep with white women im getting reparations
I love these 2 together lol
@yaileenmaldonadomendez6382
Жыл бұрын
Same Theo is so funny on podcasts
@TheManmeetsra
Жыл бұрын
They both have quick wit
@johnindigo5477
8 күн бұрын
Great couple
@joedirt8239
7 күн бұрын
Ahh back when shulz was normal
@Zoro.d.uchihaa
Күн бұрын
@@joedirt8239my exact thoughts I used to like that guy.....
My nigga Theo Von is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@lunarsurfaceproductions
Жыл бұрын
Elijah go take your psych meds momma wants you to stop banging your head against the wall
@anonymous98237
Жыл бұрын
😃
@frasier9499
Жыл бұрын
Are you black?
@YRGKANE11
Жыл бұрын
“Elijah” god damn that’s cringey😭😭
@jmgueeve9159
Жыл бұрын
@@YRGKANE11 nah your comment was
"unless👀" gets me every time man 😂😭
Theo von is possibly the funniest man ever to exist. Just being himself
@Nonflushableturd
Жыл бұрын
Typical Louisiana man
@JayRev_Music
Жыл бұрын
On the flip side - I find him simple-minded, offensive, and unfunny. hoping he wasn’t being himself - not mad atchu tho!
@eleosone1706
Жыл бұрын
@@JayRev_Music you just named all the reasons he's funny
@largelarge6581
Жыл бұрын
@@JayRev_Music offensive how? 😂😂 stop it
@ChicoryPlum
Жыл бұрын
@@JayRev_Music “you found it offensive, I found it funny; that’s why I’m happier in life than you.” - some guy
Theo von has level 1000 charisma
@sunshine3914
Жыл бұрын
Yup, as far away from Joey as one can be. I don’t think there’s anything Theo could say that could ever possibly offend me. He just has that innocent cuteness of a 5-yr-old.
@d-chudasama
Жыл бұрын
Too bad it was wasted on Andrews fake laugh he learnt from akash
@selliantuttimusi6735
3 күн бұрын
@@d-chudasamaAkash's laugh got worse with Schultz positive reinforcement
Theo represents the part of my thoughts that I usually try to keep to myself.
@druidic4353
Жыл бұрын
Why because you're a racist red neck too?
@samiaterrell8302
22 күн бұрын
The racist ones
@Blessings22513
13 күн бұрын
Yessss He says what people really be thinking But too scared😂
How could anyone ever NOT like this guy, what a genuinely authentic, & funny soul this dude possess
“U know what I’m shhaayinnn” 🥴
@mustardpikachu3597
Жыл бұрын
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
He's so fluid 😂 it's like dancing
Theo is definitely not Just joking! 😂
@zlumpgod.8962
Жыл бұрын
Andrew has had so many slip ups around black people and almost saying something racist and immediately being like oh my bad, theo literally grew up with black people, hes not racist at all, you definitely just pulled something out of your ass based on skin color.
@musicwithj1759
Жыл бұрын
@@zlumpgod.8962 bro it’s not that deep
@MiguelFlores-fs7qv
Жыл бұрын
@@zlumpgod.8962 Andrew grew up in the heart of New York City you are brain dead
@kacileigh6112
Жыл бұрын
@@zlumpgod.8962 wait what lol
@zlumpgod.8962
Жыл бұрын
@@musicwithj1759 4 likes says it is. Why tf you telling that to me and not the person who made the comment, they took it that deep, now i explain how its not that deep and you telling me? Yall are backwards as hell
"I don't do it unless you do." Damn it Theo, stop giving away our secrets!
Theo’s a breath of fresh air, love how he just pops up daily on my KZread 🤣 class act 👊
Love Theo's perpetual innocent look
Theo seems like such a cook dude to hang out with
@uxndeadbxthxt212
Жыл бұрын
Yup cook dude right here man
@stumccoo6671
Жыл бұрын
He's def funnier than Gordon ramsay
@UNDEADWXRLORD
Жыл бұрын
@@stumccoo6671 donut is still funny af when he says it
@kacileigh6112
Жыл бұрын
@@stumccoo6671 I bet he tastes better too
@MikeyMurphy-n6r
9 күн бұрын
-Food jokes entered the chat-
One time Theo said I just write it down if I really need to get it out .. I am still laughing to this day
It’s just a word. Not illegal. Just an agenda.
Theo on stage is alright, but just talking off the cuff, he's fucking hilarious
@theACIDguy
21 күн бұрын
“My cousin got bit by a gay guy……..so we’ll see” is his best stand up joke ive heard so far, i’d have to agree with you, insanely funny charisma/whit to his character with a dash of autism, same with mark normand but in there own kind of way. Not sure who is more on the spectrum out of the two tbh lmao, shultzy is good shit too.
Hahahaha... unless you do Thanks comedy 🤣🤣🤣
This duo is pure gold
Theo is the most effortless funny person I’ve ever seen
“I stopped saying it a couple years ago when everyone else did”
There’s a difference between his ‘real’ laugh and his ‘being polite’ laugh. Theo got him good
@miguelurbina6151
Жыл бұрын
Idk Andrew has a funky laugh
Theo is so fucking funny.
I love when he pulls out this joke
"I'll write it down if I really need to get it out." Is still one of the funniest N-word jokes he's ever made.😂😂
Ones we wouldn't say on this podcast, until we turn the camera and mic off 🤣 those 2 are hilarious.
He’s so damn funny. And I swear most of his best stuff is him being himself and not an act on stage 😂
Theo has every pass possible
This is definitely top 10 funniest things Theo ever said
These two guys are the absolute definition of comics. Never afraid to tell a joke.
Everyone especially black people know when some is truly racist when it comes to the n word. Thats why we can laugh with people like Theo😉
Theo might be the funniest guy alive
Theo runs circles around these guys 😂😂 dude is so funny just conversationally it’s hard to top him
Theo Von: Proof that even Comedy has their own version of Olive Garden
Dam Theo is just the right type of funny 😄
Bro really said “jk........unless👀”
Theo’s like “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
Only when I’m in traffic. - Theo
He definitely says it when he’s alone 😂
@happyduckling8401
11 ай бұрын
He could be black
@max3922
Ай бұрын
No he just writes it down
@kellenscott555
Ай бұрын
Or when he is back in the south 😂
@booognish
23 күн бұрын
Which would basically be the same as if he never said it so what’s the point of even speculating. It’s a word, it only has as much power as you give it.
@zaiiroc
20 күн бұрын
@@max3922nope he definitely practices saying it all the time by himself 😂😂😂
Theo is black by circumstances lol
@Danielson1818
Жыл бұрын
As a white guy who grew up in the projects, I agree. These people exist.
@chasejordan9295
Жыл бұрын
No, he grew up poor, as i and many other white kids did. Stop labeling all blacks as victims. It's disgusting tbh, do better for yourselves.
@AlmightyAnti
Жыл бұрын
Yes we welcome you mfs y’all just bright niggas imo 😂💯💯
@AlmightyAnti
Жыл бұрын
@@chasejordan9295 wtf you talking bout 😂
@whatbank6797
Ай бұрын
@@AlmightyAnti he means just because your dumb and poor doesn't make you black
I wish I could experience the best Theo moments for the first time again. Dude is just a well of funny.
“Sometimes when I need to get it out I write it down” 😂
These two together is like a Tornado meeting a Volcano
@alisab4811
4 күн бұрын
All I know is, I love em too much to walk away tho!
Joey gets all passes in my opinion dude can wtf he wants
Back when Schultz had normal human hair
I’m black but they funny ash
“ I don’t unless you do,,.. no what I’m saying” lol
He is indeed not joking lmao
Schulz is the coaches kid equivalent to gatekeeping the podcast comedy scene.
Theo said before “I’ll say it if you say it” 😂
Also Theo doing a set on mushrooms: "They used to call me the n***a bus when I was little"
@NadineDaveSchutt
22 күн бұрын
I was just about to bring that up and saw you beat me to it 😂!
Saying it like it’s a drug lmfao “I don’t do the n-word” 💀
Yeah that mullet tells otherwise.
😂😂😂😂😂Theo-ohhhhhhhhh I'm black an this guy is so addictingly funny everything he does an says like it's so natural .. incredible
Yeah, yeah... And when the mics are off..
@blackjack4195
Жыл бұрын
😂
"If I need to say it I just write it down" -Theo
He was definitely not joking at all 😂
Theo i know your not joking and i love it 👌🏽😂
@darrius7974
Жыл бұрын
if he wasn't joking he'd say it and it's you're
@sherjeel9556
Жыл бұрын
@@darrius7974 chill bro put the keyboard down and back away
@musicwithj1759
Жыл бұрын
@@darrius7974 have these past 3 weeks helped you calm down?
So true and so funny. I don't do it unless you do
Andrew laughs best at Theo’s jokes
One of Theos best lines ever. Or when he says he'll write it down sometimes just to get it out.
Ah I'm just joking said Paula deen lol 😂🤣😂☠
It’s like watching dude with long hair Tom Brady early days 😂
Theo is a natural funny guy
I feel like Theo is the only white man alive that would get away with it.
My niggas!
@mafinalmessagechangedaworl7131
Жыл бұрын
👴🏿
@delgat000
Жыл бұрын
MY N E G U S
Theo set that up perfect
@allanmcmullan3524
21 күн бұрын
Masterful 😂
You know a comedian is joking when they say right after “I’m just joking”
N E G U S
@id-10-terror7
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Underrated
"nah I'm just joking, I stopped using it about 4 years ago when everyone else did"
Nah bro, it's not normal to THIS sharp 😂
Theo’s a comedians comedian
Theo said that as if andrew just called theo "nigga" right before the podcast started
He’s not lying lmao. Y’all remember the “nigga bus” bit on Joe Rogan?
“Would not even say on the podcast” lol so when it ain’t being recorded u know they’re dropping it
he let it fly soon as the cameras were off
In the year 2022 will have flying cars, no, but human beings will be scared of a word
@perfectoid8376
Жыл бұрын
Lol at what point does the advancement of human civilization cross with the need to say a word? It's as if it adds any meaning to the human race. No, it does not.
@realconfigs
Жыл бұрын
From killing mammoths and sabertooths with nothing but just a fucking spear to getting hurt by words we humans sure have come a long way
@geralhammonds9272
Жыл бұрын
@@perfectoid8376 it just oozes weakness and fear, I can't imagine being scared of letters and words.
@perfectoid8376
Жыл бұрын
@@geralhammonds9272 I don't think it's the word that they're afraid of.. it's the consequences that follows. Years ago, saying anything remotely bad about the ruler would have gotten you punished(even by death) but now ppl can insult on media without any fear. That doesn't mean we're breaver than our ancestors.
@tommysanchez4757
Жыл бұрын
@@perfectoid8376 At what point do highly advanced civilizations quit having their day ruined based on a single word someone says, get a grip, crying over words is something women do, might as well start taking the hormones now and get it over with
Theo actually does use the n word. He just did a couple weeks ago on kill Tony when he called Ellis the n-word to his face. It wasn't even a joke not one single person laughed in the crowd and they bleeped it out of the episode. Even Tony looked shocked
@ssterling4510
Жыл бұрын
Were you there for the live performance? That’s wild
@ejackson9511
Жыл бұрын
@@ssterling4510 I wasn't there, but it is on KZread. Its on the last Kill Tony that Theo was on. the part where Ellis Aych went up. It was very odd. And the kill tony crowd went silent.
@veronicao4643
Жыл бұрын
Theo seems like he using the n-word behind closed doors regularly, I always got that vibe from him
@43MinutesWithJamieRose
Жыл бұрын
He’s from Louisiana right? Born in the 80’s? That foo does it on the reg. Know what I’m saying?
@dom3356
Жыл бұрын
they didnt bleep shit, he mouthed it and that crowd was cracking tf up, yall mad wild
He's naturally funny keep being yourself 😆
"I might write it down every once and a while" -theo
I have to use the n word on a daily basis I have children
@theadl3681
Жыл бұрын
Why
@kuhnjames9930
Жыл бұрын
Same here, the one I use most often is “never”
@germanjesus
Жыл бұрын
@@theadl3681 NO is a word every child should hear daily
@tommysanchez4757
Жыл бұрын
@@theadl3681 oy vey
@draxxsklounst6595
Жыл бұрын
@@theadl3681 ooof
Andrew wants black acceptance so bad.
F.cked up how in fame we say the wrong things about the wrong topic we risk loosing everything getting canceled 💀
Schultz the type of guy to retell this as if he was triggered by Theo
I love when black comedians make white jokes just so funny
@philmickelsonscalves7585
Жыл бұрын
That’s basically a majority of black comedians entire set
"Although I do have some flare ups in traffic."
"Oh I dont do n word" is the theoiest
He’s so naturally funny He was on the road rules when I was like 10
If you put "dirty" in front of it, it's acceptablely accurate
“yOu KNoW wHaT i’M SaYIn’?”😓😓😓🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's not joking though 😂
I feel like I can safely say Theo Von is probably one of the funniest podcasters out there. I can't think of another guy who just says or comes up with the most oddball or ordinary discussions and hits it out of the park every single time.
he just writes it down, if he reallllly feels like he needs to
A cheeseburger cut me off in traffic. -Shane Gillis