You Might be a Douchebag if...

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Ryan Whitney joins the boys for a Douchebag Moves Draft. We get into why Whitney has been dodging coming on as a guest again, the best White Sox Dave stories of all time, backing up your friends when they pick a fight at a bar, and more.
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  • @jamescullinane188
    @jamescullinane1882 жыл бұрын

    Whitney and White Sox Dave content is 10/10

  • @silkeden1

    @silkeden1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whitney has WSD pegged!

  • @Gblazeify

    @Gblazeify

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would pay to watch Dave fly to Florida and surprise whit with a polygraph test

  • @jamescullinane188

    @jamescullinane188

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Gblazeify o my god would be epic

  • @rjinx73

    @rjinx73

    2 жыл бұрын

    So funny!

  • @ANTIStraussian

    @ANTIStraussian

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Good ad read"

  • @cheddarbob9106
    @cheddarbob91062 жыл бұрын

    Whit won this by a mile. The best drafter in the history of the dog walk.

  • @beartrillz7591
    @beartrillz75912 жыл бұрын

    The fact Dave had the potential to be named William Williams the 3rd is so WSD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanharber4512

    @ryanharber4512

    2 жыл бұрын

    WW3

  • @christopherevans5637

    @christopherevans5637

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love that, but I think I love even more than he was almost name Rex

  • @haywoodjamakemeasandwich1442

    @haywoodjamakemeasandwich1442

    2 жыл бұрын

    Classic White Sox Billy

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ryanharber4512 lmao

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@christopherevans5637 I like how his mom had some brains and put a stop to all of it.

  • @Maf324zm
    @Maf324zm2 жыл бұрын

    Whitney just hysterical on anything.

  • @austinzaloga2693

    @austinzaloga2693

    2 жыл бұрын

    content king

  • @tacotom3492

    @tacotom3492

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lets be real.. If he werent a good NHL player, he'd be considered a huge douche bag.. 🙄

  • @tillerbuckets386

    @tillerbuckets386

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tacotom3492 yeah but the good kind

  • @mackenziefriesen6352
    @mackenziefriesen63522 жыл бұрын

    WSD purposefully going out of turn at a stop sign just to see people get upset is probably the biggest douchebag move mentioned. Him thinking it's okay just because he knows he's doing it makes it even worse. And he thinks people not using a turn signal is the problem? I cant believe what i just heard haha

  • @tylerclayton421

    @tylerclayton421

    9 ай бұрын

    OMG I’m relistening to this part and I’m dying laughing 😂😂

  • @conroyo
    @conroyo2 жыл бұрын

    none of them knowing The Rock is Samoan is WILD

  • @riseofthebon3951

    @riseofthebon3951

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, the Rock also seems like a guy who may be pretending to be, like how Vin Diesel pretends to be racially ambiguous but is just Italian.

  • @joeprimus9333

    @joeprimus9333

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who cares?

  • @deibtryin

    @deibtryin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@riseofthebon3951 no. Not the same. Rock acknowledges his samoan side almost more than his black side

  • @veebee-sc4tp

    @veebee-sc4tp

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@riseofthebon3951 aint he half black? either way i dont know how much he "pretends", look wise he totally is racially ambiguous. but yeah no the rock doesnt shut up about being samoan, its like his whole thing. it is pretty crazy noone knew

  • @ANTIStraussian

    @ANTIStraussian

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@riseofthebon3951 hey back in my grandpa's day when a dago family moved to town their kid got beat up on the playground. They became white like 1970s 😂

  • @jmegs1810
    @jmegs18102 жыл бұрын

    watching Whit DUMMY wsd is absolutely amazing

  • @brandonlundrigan684
    @brandonlundrigan6842 жыл бұрын

    Dave talking about his insurance company fighting about his accident while openly admitting neglect road rules at a 4way and cutting people off. Hope they dont see this lol

  • @mjh8753
    @mjh87532 жыл бұрын

    Whit is just one of those guys that makes every piece of content he's added to better.

  • @ANTIStraussian

    @ANTIStraussian

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Good ad read"

  • @djcprod
    @djcprod2 жыл бұрын

    Ed was really riding a tall bike uphill with this draft. Tough day.

  • @babbs2121
    @babbs21212 жыл бұрын

    Ol’ “live and let live sox dave” LMAO

  • @rockers357
    @rockers3572 жыл бұрын

    Carl's right, Dave 1000% described what an orchestra is, not a symphony. Immediately after he took a stance over Whit that he is the authority on symphonies 😂.

  • @marcpell133
    @marcpell1332 жыл бұрын

    Whitney coming in HOT.

  • @PensFanE17
    @PensFanE172 жыл бұрын

    Whitney ran away with this. Very surprised cutting in line was not drafted. It’s obvious but I think that’s a massive dbag move.

  • @alexl1340
    @alexl13402 жыл бұрын

    Just listened to the Power Move draft this morning. This should be epic

  • @tashmatt4041
    @tashmatt40412 жыл бұрын

    First person to rush the exit on a plane gotta be in first round

  • @justinthibault5823

    @justinthibault5823

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whit stole it in the FOURTH thats one of the greatest steals in snake draft history

  • @veronicavaughn5923

    @veronicavaughn5923

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, I think everyone left it alone because it was a great pick in The Grievances Draft. Not that Whit shouldn't have drafted it, but they all seemed to concede that one.

  • @manchezzzzy
    @manchezzzzy2 жыл бұрын

    the rise and grind guy is underrated. a few of my friends from high school always post stuff like that, on the daily too. it feels like they dont even read it and it's just habit to repost it

  • @seancasey5755
    @seancasey57552 жыл бұрын

    Wow Eddie’s last pick easily worst pick of all time

  • @hookster999
    @hookster9992 жыл бұрын

    Love The DogWalk, Big Eddie, WSD, Chief, Carl, and all the Snake Drafts!! Pink Whit is one hell of a guest picker, - Can’t wait for NHL playoffs/Borreli’s live streams!!!

  • @Gotien718
    @Gotien7182 жыл бұрын

    i used to put my hands behind my back and do that WSD, a 6.4 guy unloaded on me multiple times and broke my orbital , i was bragging that he didnt knock me out but it was not worth it lol

  • @andrewleslie3503
    @andrewleslie35032 жыл бұрын

    75% in. love the whit dog here. WSD therapy and a self aware carl. and chief needs to collab with whit more.

  • @Daily2709
    @Daily27092 жыл бұрын

    That “tall bike” pick by Ed is right up there with burrata salad and baby lamb chops.

  • @ANTIStraussian

    @ANTIStraussian

    18 күн бұрын

    What about Shrek round 1, wsd Rootbeer round 2 soda draft, wsd Bb gun round 1 wsd 😂

  • @jimmycalkins9110
    @jimmycalkins91102 жыл бұрын

    Whitney saying, “ya he(keith) went after me that makes sense” sent me

  • @Mike-ib4bq
    @Mike-ib4bq2 жыл бұрын

    Speakerphone in public guy is always a massive D Bag. Was expecting him to go round 1

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep or watching videos or listening to music with no headphones in public too.

  • @hookster999
    @hookster9992 жыл бұрын

    1:16:40 - White Sox Dave said he’s embarrassed to tell that story and it’s good to get it off of his back - I am pretty sure he already told that story in a previous snake draft, but what is so alarming is that …….it’s get it off your chest not back jk 😂😂😂😂 WSD is such a Gem and so genuinely lovable & hysterical - WSD, PLEASE NEVER CHANGE

  • @jettydj242
    @jettydj2422 жыл бұрын

    I am so god damn excited for this

  • @heathnull5896
    @heathnull58962 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Whitney makes me want to like hockey.

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Have you ever attended a live hockey game?

  • @heathnull5896

    @heathnull5896

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SouthernSkeptic Just a minor league game years ago.

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@heathnull5896 Minor league hockey is great. I'm surprised you didn't start liking hockey after seeing it live. It's way different live.

  • @Thetruth3434

    @Thetruth3434

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SouthernSkeptic hockey live is just differentn

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Thetruth3434 It's the only sport I still enjoy watching but yeah it's better live.

  • @patarcher9199
    @patarcher9199 Жыл бұрын

    Wow am I a douchebag? I’ve actually parked at a gas station for at least two hours when I was going out to eat at a steakhouse

  • @FLAchilles
    @FLAchilles2 жыл бұрын

    I finally got what I’ve been commenting for!

  • @gavinfischer4436
    @gavinfischer44362 жыл бұрын

    doing it intentionally is a pure dbag move dave.

  • @lou93000
    @lou930002 жыл бұрын

    This is an all time draft, and an all time performance from Whitdog

  • @Jfirestoner
    @Jfirestoner2 жыл бұрын

    Great topic

  • @ericlegend95
    @ericlegend952 жыл бұрын

    Said it a million times but it should be a federal law that everyone has to work in the service industry at least for a couple of months so everyone knows how much it fucking sucks sometimes.

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ridiculous take. How about your parents teach you how to act. This is America. They dont tell us where to work. AND WORKING FOR 2 months 6hen leaving means you were just full trained trained are now leaving. Probably not good for the business in the end

  • @veebee-sc4tp

    @veebee-sc4tp

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SouthernSkeptic relax captain america

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@veebee-sc4tp I'm not unrelated. Your take was ridiculous. 2 months is going to do nothing but fuck the business. That's why they want you to stay for 3 or 6 months until you get benefits.

  • @veebee-sc4tp

    @veebee-sc4tp

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SouthernSkeptic im not the guy who made the original comment genius

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@veebee-sc4tp Youre still defending that ridiculous fucking nonsense though genius..

  • @hookster999
    @hookster9992 жыл бұрын

    I love White Sox DAVE so much and I said that in a platonic way and oh my God the most loving way possible! When he admitted to not having picked up his dogs poo I think he believed Whit was going to admit having done it aswell, and then Whit said he never has done that and WSD went right to his Usual GoTo……The Poly 😂😂😂😂😂 A wise man once said, never trust someone who is always asking for a “polygraph test” from others

  • @dumanli77
    @dumanli772 жыл бұрын

    when 20% is your low end tip in this economy you rich rich

  • @wharmon8425
    @wharmon84252 жыл бұрын

    That Roman ad read was electric lol

  • @chipplylar7006
    @chipplylar70062 жыл бұрын

    Whitney is over there going " Why would I give AF about comments when my show is clicking like well oiled machine. Whitney sarcasm is halaerious.

  • @veronicavaughn5923
    @veronicavaughn59232 жыл бұрын

    I live in a really spacious apt. complex, so there are hundreds of dogs and ample poop bag dispensers on site. When you move in, they swab your dog’s DNA. If they find poop on the property, they run a test. The tenant has to pay for the test and a fine. It’s borderline psychotic, but people pick up after their dog.

  • @acidfruitloops

    @acidfruitloops

    2 жыл бұрын

    Noooo fuckinnn way

  • @veronicavaughn5923

    @veronicavaughn5923

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@acidfruitloops yes sir. Google it. It’s becoming more common.

  • @acidfruitloops

    @acidfruitloops

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@veronicavaughn5923 My complex would be empty if that were the case. These lazy fucks..

  • @veronicavaughn5923

    @veronicavaughn5923

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@acidfruitloops I completely agree, and my complex has free bags everywhere. I can see HOA starting to do this as well because there's no bigger douches than HOA enforcers.

  • @acidfruitloops

    @acidfruitloops

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@veronicavaughn5923 imagine if you had that job, dog poop DNA cross examination

  • @cjramirezjr
    @cjramirezjr2 жыл бұрын

    That Ad read 😂

  • @Spawn303
    @Spawn3032 жыл бұрын

    I love when Whitney goes in on WSD

  • @trevormonday1551
    @trevormonday15512 жыл бұрын

    Love dave rocking the asu hat! Go devils!

  • @Thetruth3434
    @Thetruth34342 жыл бұрын

    He’s gunna come gunnin for me now cuz I’m not from Fort Lauderdale but I’m visiting here 😂😂😂 whit is gold man , pure Massachusetts boy through n through

  • @ugadawgz77
    @ugadawgz772 жыл бұрын

    Was so confused about “directionals” is that a Chicago thing? We call em blinkers in my neck of the woods

  • @stephenalessandro6857
    @stephenalessandro68572 жыл бұрын

    About 20min in- already hilarious

  • @Jacob-fl6pc
    @Jacob-fl6pc2 жыл бұрын

    Working at a restaurant/food biz in general is a humbling experience that most should be required to do.. getting to see how trash the general public can be from that point of view truly molds your perspective of the service industry forever.

  • @johnpeterson2335
    @johnpeterson23352 жыл бұрын

    Glad barstool put money into these guys the drafts are the shit boys..good stuff

  • @gilljames5013
    @gilljames50132 жыл бұрын

    The no blinker thing i thought was a good pick cuz i thought of the person that is switching lanes a ton and weaving thru traffic on the highway without signalling

  • @HighP0ints
    @HighP0ints2 жыл бұрын

    Whit had me rollin lol

  • @horizonfios
    @horizonfios2 жыл бұрын

    WHITE SOX REX😂

  • @benweaver940
    @benweaver9402 жыл бұрын

    Eddie you drafted the Nelk boys in the 3rd round

  • @will9762
    @will97622 жыл бұрын

    lived in arizona my entire life, people absolutely pull into the intersection on left turns

  • @horizonfios
    @horizonfios2 жыл бұрын

    Whitney is so good man😂😂

  • @michaelreiher1728
    @michaelreiher17282 жыл бұрын

    If they waited two months, being a Marty Mush would be on here #TEAMHANK

  • @hookster999
    @hookster9992 жыл бұрын

    Every true dog walk fan was laughing their freaking head off during the symphony debate between White Sox Dave and Pink Whit

  • @jasonp3717
    @jasonp37172 жыл бұрын

    Carl realizing when making the "joining a frat" pick that he was douchebag was fun to see. Didn't know he was that self-aware

  • @coolcommanders
    @coolcommanders2 жыл бұрын

    This was such a better watch than the last few where you all just argued over the rules.

  • @schwinn8196
    @schwinn81962 жыл бұрын

    *in middle of ad read for Roman* WSD: "I don't need Roman"

  • @strongarm9904
    @strongarm99042 жыл бұрын

    How is the person who doesn’t put the shopping cart back in the bin not on this list?

  • @galengeislinger8733
    @galengeislinger87332 жыл бұрын

    I live in Arizona and going out in the middle of the intersection to turn left on green is super common. Not sure where you guys got that from.

  • @jalenfischer6119

    @jalenfischer6119

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s when there’s only one lane and the person behind assumes they’re going through but they stop with no turn signal.

  • @ryancallahan6412
    @ryancallahan64122 жыл бұрын

    Whitney needs to be on at least once a month!

  • @patrickleavell4604
    @patrickleavell46042 жыл бұрын

    Just because people want to punch WSD at a bar. doesn't necessarily make it a bad bar, I'm pretty sure everywhere WSD goes, someone wants to knock him out.

  • @ryanhobbs7041
    @ryanhobbs70412 жыл бұрын

    What an intro😂

  • @scottycarreiro9147
    @scottycarreiro91472 жыл бұрын

    Dave man we don’t always need a full lengthy personal story behind every pick!!!!! Lol jeeesh

  • @Yungsulk
    @Yungsulk2 жыл бұрын

    Whits ripping the juul the whole draft classic

  • @justinmedeiros5202
    @justinmedeiros52022 жыл бұрын

    whit needs to be on every show

  • @stevebal25
    @stevebal252 жыл бұрын

    1) Guy that talks about how much he can drink. 2) Guy that takes a bathroom selfie with his shirt off. 3) Guy that takes videos of himself at the gym.

  • @cameronjones4493

    @cameronjones4493

    2 жыл бұрын

    Guys named Steve

  • @stevebal25

    @stevebal25

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cameronjones4493 Take that back. We Steve's do nothing wrong. Maybe try Chad, Brad, or Cameron.

  • @cameronjones4493

    @cameronjones4493

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stevebal25

  • @grahamgordon2163
    @grahamgordon21632 жыл бұрын

    Yoshi is a great dog name

  • @Hockeykid6767
    @Hockeykid676711 ай бұрын

    My #1 pick 5 mins into this is someone who cancels plans last minute without a good explanation (lack of respect for a so called friend is a huge douche move)

  • @_bergflow
    @_bergflow2 жыл бұрын

    rough one for Ed

  • @Ironman-vq2xh
    @Ironman-vq2xh2 жыл бұрын

    Whit, what a great friggin guy. Wow

  • @hookster999
    @hookster9992 жыл бұрын

    I am not sure which draft, it was it earlier draft, that White Sox Dave said that he gets enjoyment out of purposefully running through stop signs even if it was not his turn just to piss the other person off - - he said that and now he’s saying it’s different somehow because he acknowledges that he is being a douche bag and that somehow is different than someone just going around being a douche bag- - - only White Sox Dave, this guy I swear, between WSD, Rico Bosco, andArt Vandelay …..a team of scientist around the clock needs to be studying these three individuals

  • @Alex-kd3ns
    @Alex-kd3ns2 жыл бұрын

    Haven’t seen this draft but Whitney or Dave have to win

  • @wch7251
    @wch72512 жыл бұрын

    Red Ed for the common workers

  • @SportsCinemaP
    @SportsCinemaP2 жыл бұрын

    whit is a legend, what a performance, hilarious his banter with white sox. Also lol eddie just picking people who are healthy as douchebags. Eddie needs to start going to gyms and grunting and riding bikes, hed be happier and healthier

  • @Millsman98
    @Millsman982 жыл бұрын

    White Sox Rex

  • @chipplylar7006
    @chipplylar70062 жыл бұрын

    On a bad day Id hockey check for double park .

  • @discopotato675
    @discopotato6752 жыл бұрын

    People jumping up on the plane is a steal at rd4 pick4

  • @chipplylar7006
    @chipplylar70062 жыл бұрын

    Dude the parties were insane. So many girls, having bands, sober drivers..U got university President as your Rush Chairman.. Viking Party. My Wasn't in a sorority... You can go to parties and not be in one . Definitely some rich kid dorks tho .

  • @SlurpCEO
    @SlurpCEO2 жыл бұрын

    Ngl the tall bike pick won my vote

  • @rossmckinney1816
    @rossmckinney18162 жыл бұрын

    Thank you #whitisfree

  • @hookster999
    @hookster9992 жыл бұрын

    I’m shocked that they are questioning whether there really are a lot of people out there that are bad tippers/or don’t tip at all - - that’s why the restaurants put on the menu parties of six or more will automatically be 20% gratuity, it’s because of the amount of douche bag non-tippers out there in this country- - we should switch to how it is like in Europe where the gratuity is included in the prices, it’s a better system

  • @chipplylar7006
    @chipplylar70062 жыл бұрын

    I had a guy chase me down taking right at a stop sign . I actually thought we were gonna throw hands but he had 2 guys with him.. Had a house full of ppl for a party. Wouldn't have ended good. Down South not putting your blinker on is rude.

  • @johnpeterson2335
    @johnpeterson23352 жыл бұрын

    Whit..is a absolute weapon

  • @cameronjones4493
    @cameronjones44932 жыл бұрын

    I would pay top dollar to watch Carl get after the US soccer federation maintenance guy

  • @23gillyg
    @23gillyg2 жыл бұрын

    Aaron Hernandez was a bump into the bar guy

  • @chipplylar7006
    @chipplylar70062 жыл бұрын

    I'm much closer to my Navy buddies than fraternity brothers.

  • @ianshields5018
    @ianshields50182 жыл бұрын

    my coworker last night got tipped 9$ off of 500$ and they stayed for 3 hours and hands down the best server at the place

  • @roocho02
    @roocho022 жыл бұрын

    wearing sunglasses inside a mall/club

  • @ddlk9913
    @ddlk99132 жыл бұрын

    Whitney calling a tiger a lion bothers me way too much

  • @jacobgo2252
    @jacobgo22522 жыл бұрын

    Talking on speaker phone in public should have been 1.1

  • @mrjackjack6
    @mrjackjack62 жыл бұрын

    Eddie first pick was so fucking brutal……

  • @SouthernSkeptic

    @SouthernSkeptic

    2 жыл бұрын

    He might have had the worst draft ever.

  • @petermcjigglepants5012
    @petermcjigglepants50122 жыл бұрын

    Dave’s bill is so flat it’s actually going up

  • @chipplylar7006
    @chipplylar70062 жыл бұрын

    And there went your Whitney 's restaurant career... Yeah Id be yelling go get you shoeshine box to one of those customers.

  • @222333aaaaaa
    @222333aaaaaa2 жыл бұрын

    Fuck yes! Whit!

  • @discopotato675
    @discopotato6752 жыл бұрын

    People that leave their cart in the middle of a parking spot

  • @Jets725
    @Jets7252 жыл бұрын

    Carl’s computer must be from 2005

  • @samlawson8541
    @samlawson85412 жыл бұрын

    I visited Chicago two weeks ago. Was going to a bar, got out of my ride and I stepped in dog shit the first step I took on the sidewalk. I’m with Whit and WSD on this!

  • @coltonlong484
    @coltonlong4842 жыл бұрын

    how did no one take the guy that doesnt put the grocery cart back

  • @ajjancosko7066
    @ajjancosko70662 жыл бұрын

    1:23:20😂😂😂😂

  • @MrCarloss510
    @MrCarloss510 Жыл бұрын

    Tipping scheme is such a fraud either way

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