The Greatest Fictional Athletes Of All Time

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(00:00) Intro
(13:32) Round 1
(32:30) Round 2
(49:02) Round 3
(1:04:14) Round 4
(1:15:54) Round 5
(1:34:20) Honorable Mentions
(1:36:22) 'The Kill Box'
Brandon Walker and Mark Titus join the boys for a Fictional Athletes Draft. We get into Titus' first Snake Draft appearance, a debate over eating bacon from the trash, a questionable pick from Titus in the second round, and more.
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  • @adamcrnobrnja8781
    @adamcrnobrnja8781 Жыл бұрын

    Titus had the best draft in probably 9 months and the dead brains just wiped him out. A true shame

  • @burdawg3000

    @burdawg3000

    Жыл бұрын

    therye too slow to get it

  • @horntj77
    @horntj77 Жыл бұрын

    Titus interpreted this draft correctly. Everyone else fucked up

  • @cameronjones4493
    @cameronjones4493 Жыл бұрын

    Chief salty he got outsmarted with the space jam MJ. That’s a brilliant pick

  • @jacyfisher6170

    @jacyfisher6170

    6 ай бұрын

    if chief was half as smart as he thinks he is, he would make elon musk look slow

  • @whatsthewordbird
    @whatsthewordbird Жыл бұрын

    Titus should’ve won and instead he gets left off the poll???!?!?!?!

  • @colemurphy8966
    @colemurphy8966 Жыл бұрын

    Who ever gets Pablo Sanchez doesn’t even need to pick anymore

  • @zachellinger4859

    @zachellinger4859

    Жыл бұрын

    No game can replicate the excitement of getting the aluminum bat with Pablo up to the plate

  • @poopshoes7579

    @poopshoes7579

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zachellinger4859Pete wheeler > Pablo Sanchez

  • @jonjhon8491

    @jonjhon8491

    Жыл бұрын

    Ken Griffey Jr major league baseball >

  • @JCR93
    @JCR93 Жыл бұрын

    Titus had such a good draft. These guys just didn’t get it.

  • @3afesi
    @3afesi Жыл бұрын

    Titus’ brain is on a different level 😂

  • @kylegrask8193
    @kylegrask8193 Жыл бұрын

    This is an all time draft. Didn’t expect much from this topic but Titus throws a wrench in from right field with all his picks. Valid arguments too

  • @calebwatkins2416
    @calebwatkins2416 Жыл бұрын

    Harry Potter is an incredible outside the box pick

  • @NathanAndersonE

    @NathanAndersonE

    Жыл бұрын

    unfortunately the Chicago guys were doing a different draft

  • @Godwilla39

    @Godwilla39

    Жыл бұрын

    Bad pick for the following reasons: Harry can’t stay on the field. Misses the last game in book 1 where they could have won the cup. Book 2 is a wash and not Harry’s fault. They win the cup in book 3 because Harry is able to play every game. Book 4 is a wash because no season. Book 5 Harry gets suspended and the team wins without him. Ditto book 6. He only wins 1 cup, and is arguably not missed 2 of the three times he is absent. The house cup isn’t an athletic competition and teachers can give or take away points for whatever reasons they desire. Harry was literally helped by an outside force to win the triwizard tournament, going so far as to remove obstacles in his way during the third task and curse his opponents. All around, not a good pick by Titus’ own criteria.

  • @NathanAndersonE

    @NathanAndersonE

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Godwilla39 When he plays, he dominates though. Can't deny that.

  • @austinlayton

    @austinlayton

    Жыл бұрын

    Not even the best athlete in that universe. Viktor Krum baby

  • @jeffsandman8442
    @jeffsandman844211 ай бұрын

    when I read "greatest fictional athlete of all time", I interpreted it exactly like Titus did...build a roster of fictional athletes that would dominate in real life

  • @jakegalbraithtesting5192
    @jakegalbraithtesting5192 Жыл бұрын

    Titus won this draft and they left him off the poll?? That’s terrible

  • @michaelbailey9857
    @michaelbailey9857 Жыл бұрын

    Incredibly chaotic first 30 and still going, cannot wait for Barstool in chicago

  • @veebee-sc4tp

    @veebee-sc4tp

    Жыл бұрын

    suspending disbelief convo had me remembering the golden age of the drafts, great episode after a few slow drafts

  • @purerubish

    @purerubish

    Жыл бұрын

    Why did Chief get offended with Titus poking fun at Brandon's pick?

  • @burdawg3000
    @burdawg3000 Жыл бұрын

    harry potter had me dying, Titus was running circles around the competition -- and the competition is salty

  • @ryandraghi3476
    @ryandraghi3476 Жыл бұрын

    WSD somehow shows his stupidity more and more every episode. It’s borderline impressive

  • @Tom_ThomasMusic
    @Tom_ThomasMusic Жыл бұрын

    Titus is right. This needed to be who was actually the best athletes in their sports.

  • @jonjhon8491

    @jonjhon8491

    Жыл бұрын

    Couldn't be more wrong

  • @jbo8546
    @jbo8546 Жыл бұрын

    Mark Titus we need more of

  • @johns4668
    @johns4668 Жыл бұрын

    Titus probably had the most entertaining picks by far and could definitely be the best picks too

  • @jakeworm4178
    @jakeworm4178 Жыл бұрын

    “My bad, I didn’t know Urlacher said that” 😂😂

  • @benjaminhostetler3467
    @benjaminhostetler3467 Жыл бұрын

    BFW, Titus, and the Chicago crew are appointment entertainment

  • @Rknowles813
    @Rknowles813 Жыл бұрын

    The move hasn't officially happened and the content is already improving! Kenny Powers would by my 1st round pick

  • @charliegriffin3491
    @charliegriffin3491 Жыл бұрын

    The new Titus and BFW show will be good. Both are just entertaining to listen to.

  • @levikeller7916

    @levikeller7916

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @endcno8563
    @endcno8563 Жыл бұрын

    great transition cut with WSD going to the trash can

  • @thedegeneratehourpod
    @thedegeneratehourpod Жыл бұрын

    I love Big Daddy, so much. I watched it literally 100+ times at my grandmothers lol Everytime I went over there I put it in the DVD player and literally would just repeat until I left. Every. Single. Time.

  • @NathanAndersonE
    @NathanAndersonE Жыл бұрын

    Feel like Titus got disrespected here...his interpretation was exactly what I thought this was going to be.

  • @clayw8175
    @clayw8175 Жыл бұрын

    This draft was fun and awesome to watch go down.

  • @venupeddibhotla9605
    @venupeddibhotla9605 Жыл бұрын

    loved this draft, fast forwarded past the dumbest conversation on hair plugs

  • @PodcastBaseCamp
    @PodcastBaseCamp Жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaha headphones in that construction scared the fuck out of me

  • @billyrhymer9073
    @billyrhymer9073 Жыл бұрын

    Good topic!!!!!

  • @ddbol8586
    @ddbol8586 Жыл бұрын

    Recommendation: make Brandon Walker a PERMANENT MEMBER OF THE DRAFT. Forgot about Carl

  • @sparkd8129

    @sparkd8129

    Жыл бұрын

    Agree

  • @SuburbanMomz

    @SuburbanMomz

    Жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @ddbol8586

    @ddbol8586

    Жыл бұрын

    He brings another opinion that is not Chicago-based. Funny. And Not Carl

  • @mitchmurphy8008
    @mitchmurphy8008 Жыл бұрын

    Titus had an awesome draft

  • @slickpan5374
    @slickpan5374 Жыл бұрын

    Teen wolf number 3 might be the worst pick ever

  • @afhyoutube
    @afhyoutube Жыл бұрын

    An hour forty? Buckel up, boys.

  • @PowerADAM423
    @PowerADAM423 Жыл бұрын

    Incredible duo

  • @michaelbailey9857

    @michaelbailey9857

    Жыл бұрын

    The ability for those two to riff combined with the insane shit like WSD's bacon trashcan maneuver was like Lamar Odom assisting Kobe in their primes.

  • @levikeller7916
    @levikeller7916 Жыл бұрын

    If White Sox Dave and Titus had a 5 minute conversation it’d take an hour 😅

  • @msoukup21
    @msoukup21 Жыл бұрын

    Brandon should take over this show that has obviously been slipping the last year or so

  • @jameskdonaldson
    @jameskdonaldson Жыл бұрын

    titus was making this fun and out of the box and they didn't let him

  • @xaphoonjones99
    @xaphoonjones99 Жыл бұрын

    Farrelly is definitely pronounced like Brandon was saying it. They're not Italian lol

  • @masonstryker4213

    @masonstryker4213

    Жыл бұрын

    It couldn’t be more Irish

  • @mattsean6164
    @mattsean6164 Жыл бұрын

    About time we got Brandon Walker back on a draft! Let's go!

  • @ThePhoolZicon
    @ThePhoolZicon3 ай бұрын

    Steve Nebraska. Perfect game, 27 K's, 81 pitches, 9 immaculate innings. 1-1 draft

  • @funandfighting6287
    @funandfighting6287 Жыл бұрын

    Becky “The Icebox” O’Shea was a huge miss

  • @nickps119
    @nickps119 Жыл бұрын

    Should have made the category best sports fiction characters if they are saying Titus didn't dominate this draft

  • @anthonyhubert2751
    @anthonyhubert2751 Жыл бұрын

    Great crew and great draft 🔥🔥🔥

  • @poopshoes7579

    @poopshoes7579

    Жыл бұрын

    It’d be a greater crew without fat ed and bench warmer Brandon

  • @BearIslandComics
    @BearIslandComics Жыл бұрын

    I thought for sure somebody would say Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson…which of course was a fictionalized alien version of an already alien being

  • @conorscott6488
    @conorscott6488 Жыл бұрын

    Checking this out because I'm a Titus fan, people actually regularly listen to these guys huh?

  • @jacob3771
    @jacob3771 Жыл бұрын

    Titus and Dave need to go bowling together…

  • @JRL1999
    @JRL1999 Жыл бұрын

    Tim Riggins… cmon guys

  • @limpsnips8876
    @limpsnips8876 Жыл бұрын

    1. Pablo Sanchez 2. The Hanson Brothers 3. Matt from Wii boxing 4. Ricky Bobby 5. Happy Gilmore

  • @NathanAndersonE

    @NathanAndersonE

    Жыл бұрын

    Matt is an all-time pick

  • @potsy4830

    @potsy4830

    Жыл бұрын

    half way through, the Hanson brothers better be taken.... I have faith in Chief. The Jamaican bobsled team better show up too.

  • @christianburgoyne5391
    @christianburgoyne5391 Жыл бұрын

    Chief with pick of the draft with Forrest Gump he was not only a great punt returner he was also the greatest ping pong player in the world. 2 sport athlete like Deion Sanders.

  • @davemccoy7340

    @davemccoy7340

    Жыл бұрын

    Fucker could run too.

  • @alonsocasillas8642
    @alonsocasillas86424 ай бұрын

    Talladega nights is Will Ferrell’s best movie

  • @grettgaming7697
    @grettgaming7697 Жыл бұрын

    WSD saying Happy Gilmore is sandlers best comedy is insane

  • @SB-dl9md
    @SB-dl9md Жыл бұрын

    What is the video where Nadu comes out like Wild Thing? I need to see this

  • @krislokos64
    @krislokos64 Жыл бұрын

    Pablo Sanchez gets drafted ahead of hall of famers in 5 different sports. He should have been 1-1

  • @matteagan1288
    @matteagan1288 Жыл бұрын

    Brandon is great in any group

  • @JeffroKX86
    @JeffroKX86 Жыл бұрын

    Gordon Bombay needed an honorable mention

  • @KevinJL

    @KevinJL

    Жыл бұрын

    Knee injury

  • @philipcallado5693

    @philipcallado5693

    4 ай бұрын

    He’s not even a has been. He’s a never was.

  • @SmithsonLeverage
    @SmithsonLeverage Жыл бұрын

    I love how dumb WSD is. He is my favorite thing. Also when he said it’s the hair from back of my head not back you idiot to BFW was hysterical.

  • @mja3127
    @mja3127 Жыл бұрын

    When are drafting WAGS?

  • @strika1140
    @strika1140 Жыл бұрын

    1:26:56 Cant forget the scene of Road House where Dalton does an insane 2 story ballet move out of a burning building. 2 sport discipline

  • @jacyfisher6170
    @jacyfisher61706 ай бұрын

    if chief, or dave, even had a clue what pandering actually meant, they would have brought it up on the rowengartner pick

  • @Barfyman362.
    @Barfyman362. Жыл бұрын

    Rocky went from a dumb nobody boxer, to I think the worlds top boxer. Who had a greater rise?

  • @will3475
    @will3475 Жыл бұрын

    Can't believe Andy Brinker from the Soul Skaters didn't make first round.

  • @tommycicciu2785
    @tommycicciu2785 Жыл бұрын

    Winner of the draft was voted off

  • @CritterW21
    @CritterW21 Жыл бұрын

    Chief is such a hardo with the drafts

  • @r_moore20
    @r_moore20 Жыл бұрын

    Titus had me convinced until Roadhouse. No athletes involved there

  • @catbird372
    @catbird372 Жыл бұрын

    do they still vote on these drafts?

  • @Daniel_B79
    @Daniel_B79 Жыл бұрын

    Air Bud would have been a better pic than Harry Potter

  • @sparkd8129
    @sparkd8129 Жыл бұрын

    Forrest Gump was also the Ping Pong 🐐

  • @JHockeyFan
    @JHockeyFan Жыл бұрын

    Cory Jones in The Rookie was a legend

  • @kevinneal1246
    @kevinneal1246 Жыл бұрын

    here for Titus, almost left because of White Sox Dave

  • @teasemewithaparlay
    @teasemewithaparlay Жыл бұрын

    Without listening my power rankings (talent/athleticism) are as follows: 1. Rocky Balboa 2. Boobie Miles 3. Neon Beaudoux 4. Apollo Creed 5. Roy Hobbs 6. Jesus Shuttlesworth 7. Coffee Black 8. Paul Crewe

  • @scottb3793

    @scottb3793

    Жыл бұрын

    Boobie is a real person

  • @ygross18

    @ygross18

    Жыл бұрын

    Pablo Sanchez!

  • @dom3221
    @dom32215 күн бұрын

    You instantly win any sport if you have Pablo Sanchez on your team

  • @alexparent9808
    @alexparent9808 Жыл бұрын

    WOO!

  • @discopotato675
    @discopotato675 Жыл бұрын

    I knew somebody was gonna try and pick Jordan... Lmao

  • @anthonywilson7268
    @anthonywilson7268 Жыл бұрын

    Chief is the pick police 😂😂😂 no tipping picks!!!

  • @danj1939
    @danj1939 Жыл бұрын

    Danny Larusso is not the Karate Kid

  • @SportsCasters2326
    @SportsCasters2326 Жыл бұрын

    3 of these people haven’t watched The Karate Kid? And they were all 14 year old boys at one point. Who raised these animals?

  • @matthewesposito4688
    @matthewesposito4688 Жыл бұрын

    Titus draft was by far the winner

  • @blahblah12456
    @blahblah124564 ай бұрын

    Harry Potter pick was hilarious

  • @levikeller7916
    @levikeller7916 Жыл бұрын

    1:52 mark looks like he smokes 20 joints a day not blunts joints

  • @patdunne9592
    @patdunne9592 Жыл бұрын

    brandon seems excited which gets me excited, pause

  • @micaht2099
    @micaht2099 Жыл бұрын

    Tough that no one picked Charlie Conway

  • @KevinJL

    @KevinJL

    Жыл бұрын

    Banks is way better. Guy Germaine might have been just as good.

  • @steved740
    @steved740 Жыл бұрын

    White Sox Dave bragging about a freshman football punt return is wacko

  • @potsy4830
    @potsy4830 Жыл бұрын

    I'm proud of Dave, I cant believe it. Bundy going in the 4th is a steal

  • @keatonmonier8965

    @keatonmonier8965

    Жыл бұрын

    Bundy isn’t a fictional athlete. It’s the worst pick by far, a fictional athlete is playing an athlete, Al bundy is a dad. It’s not fictional former athletes.

  • @dansmith8352
    @dansmith8352 Жыл бұрын

    Need to bring Titus in on the drafts full time, contributes to the conversation and balances out the arguments so well

  • @irishfitz8353
    @irishfitz8353 Жыл бұрын

    How the fuck did Willie Beamen go undrafted? Not even an honorable mention...

  • @eastcoastgaming4310
    @eastcoastgaming4310 Жыл бұрын

    would've drafted Jackie Moon or Downtown 'Funky stuff' Malone in the 5th round just to argue with WSD on Semi-Pro being a solid movie lol

  • @anthonycatalano3998
    @anthonycatalano3998 Жыл бұрын

    dont forget gump was a metalist in ping pong

  • @pc88k
    @pc88k Жыл бұрын

    33:10 when ppl don’t know how to use the words they say

  • @johnstrom5910
    @johnstrom5910 Жыл бұрын

    WSD makes me irrationally angry

  • @nickparks32
    @nickparks32 Жыл бұрын

    Why tf was Klemmer not on this episode?

  • @klaytonbell9587
    @klaytonbell9587 Жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe no picked Calvin from Like Mike

  • @mattpiccari2484
    @mattpiccari2484 Жыл бұрын

    Titus is so good. Need him on more often, great draft

  • @SeKynoobs
    @SeKynoobs Жыл бұрын

    Chief not drafting any hockey characters was a bad look for him

  • @danj1939

    @danj1939

    Жыл бұрын

    No bash brothers........

  • @ericgawron1810
    @ericgawron18109 ай бұрын

    forest gump also was a table tennis champion

  • @philipcallado5693
    @philipcallado56934 ай бұрын

    No Saleh Wintambeh love? Recruiting him made Jimmy Dolan head coach at St. Joe’s.

  • @Shwini07
    @Shwini07 Жыл бұрын

    Thad Castle?

  • @bdbeaudette
    @bdbeaudette Жыл бұрын

    I don’t agree with Titus’s Michael Jordan pick. Not a fictional athlete

  • @tylersmith6857
    @tylersmith6857 Жыл бұрын

    Shooter Mcgavin wins like 9 of 10 events in the movie. Hes easily the character to pick from that movie not Happy

  • @davemccoy7340

    @davemccoy7340

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ll tell ya the real winner today is the city of Portland

  • @michaelrossevans

    @michaelrossevans

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davemccoy7340 everytime I come here it gets harder to leave

  • @davemccoy7340

    @davemccoy7340

    Жыл бұрын

    @@michaelrossevans I think you guys put something in the water

  • @IDF1987

    @IDF1987

    Жыл бұрын

    Lost the championship, not clutch

  • @MrKcrispy
    @MrKcrispy Жыл бұрын

    Icebox from little giants got snubbed

  • @kyle77farrell
    @kyle77farrell Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy washingston was a big miss,but I don’t think anyone would’ve been brave enough to draft him

  • @MattPiazza95
    @MattPiazza95 Жыл бұрын

    Love Titus. But picking Harry Potter is tough. Won a little in quidditch and one triwizard. Not sure what house cup has to do with athleticism

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