The Greatest Fictional Athletes Of All Time
Комедия
(00:00) Intro
(13:32) Round 1
(32:30) Round 2
(49:02) Round 3
(1:04:14) Round 4
(1:15:54) Round 5
(1:34:20) Honorable Mentions
(1:36:22) 'The Kill Box'
Brandon Walker and Mark Titus join the boys for a Fictional Athletes Draft. We get into Titus' first Snake Draft appearance, a debate over eating bacon from the trash, a questionable pick from Titus in the second round, and more.
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Titus had the best draft in probably 9 months and the dead brains just wiped him out. A true shame
@burdawg3000
Жыл бұрын
therye too slow to get it
Titus interpreted this draft correctly. Everyone else fucked up
Chief salty he got outsmarted with the space jam MJ. That’s a brilliant pick
@jacyfisher6170
6 ай бұрын
if chief was half as smart as he thinks he is, he would make elon musk look slow
Titus should’ve won and instead he gets left off the poll???!?!?!?!
Who ever gets Pablo Sanchez doesn’t even need to pick anymore
@zachellinger4859
Жыл бұрын
No game can replicate the excitement of getting the aluminum bat with Pablo up to the plate
@poopshoes7579
Жыл бұрын
@@zachellinger4859Pete wheeler > Pablo Sanchez
@jonjhon8491
Жыл бұрын
Ken Griffey Jr major league baseball >
Titus had such a good draft. These guys just didn’t get it.
Titus’ brain is on a different level 😂
This is an all time draft. Didn’t expect much from this topic but Titus throws a wrench in from right field with all his picks. Valid arguments too
Harry Potter is an incredible outside the box pick
@NathanAndersonE
Жыл бұрын
unfortunately the Chicago guys were doing a different draft
@Godwilla39
Жыл бұрын
Bad pick for the following reasons: Harry can’t stay on the field. Misses the last game in book 1 where they could have won the cup. Book 2 is a wash and not Harry’s fault. They win the cup in book 3 because Harry is able to play every game. Book 4 is a wash because no season. Book 5 Harry gets suspended and the team wins without him. Ditto book 6. He only wins 1 cup, and is arguably not missed 2 of the three times he is absent. The house cup isn’t an athletic competition and teachers can give or take away points for whatever reasons they desire. Harry was literally helped by an outside force to win the triwizard tournament, going so far as to remove obstacles in his way during the third task and curse his opponents. All around, not a good pick by Titus’ own criteria.
@NathanAndersonE
Жыл бұрын
@@Godwilla39 When he plays, he dominates though. Can't deny that.
@austinlayton
Жыл бұрын
Not even the best athlete in that universe. Viktor Krum baby
when I read "greatest fictional athlete of all time", I interpreted it exactly like Titus did...build a roster of fictional athletes that would dominate in real life
Titus won this draft and they left him off the poll?? That’s terrible
Incredibly chaotic first 30 and still going, cannot wait for Barstool in chicago
@veebee-sc4tp
Жыл бұрын
suspending disbelief convo had me remembering the golden age of the drafts, great episode after a few slow drafts
@purerubish
Жыл бұрын
Why did Chief get offended with Titus poking fun at Brandon's pick?
harry potter had me dying, Titus was running circles around the competition -- and the competition is salty
WSD somehow shows his stupidity more and more every episode. It’s borderline impressive
Titus is right. This needed to be who was actually the best athletes in their sports.
@jonjhon8491
Жыл бұрын
Couldn't be more wrong
Mark Titus we need more of
Titus probably had the most entertaining picks by far and could definitely be the best picks too
“My bad, I didn’t know Urlacher said that” 😂😂
BFW, Titus, and the Chicago crew are appointment entertainment
The move hasn't officially happened and the content is already improving! Kenny Powers would by my 1st round pick
The new Titus and BFW show will be good. Both are just entertaining to listen to.
@levikeller7916
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
great transition cut with WSD going to the trash can
I love Big Daddy, so much. I watched it literally 100+ times at my grandmothers lol Everytime I went over there I put it in the DVD player and literally would just repeat until I left. Every. Single. Time.
Feel like Titus got disrespected here...his interpretation was exactly what I thought this was going to be.
This draft was fun and awesome to watch go down.
loved this draft, fast forwarded past the dumbest conversation on hair plugs
Hahahahahaha headphones in that construction scared the fuck out of me
Good topic!!!!!
Recommendation: make Brandon Walker a PERMANENT MEMBER OF THE DRAFT. Forgot about Carl
@sparkd8129
Жыл бұрын
Agree
@SuburbanMomz
Жыл бұрын
100%
@ddbol8586
Жыл бұрын
He brings another opinion that is not Chicago-based. Funny. And Not Carl
Titus had an awesome draft
Teen wolf number 3 might be the worst pick ever
An hour forty? Buckel up, boys.
Incredible duo
@michaelbailey9857
Жыл бұрын
The ability for those two to riff combined with the insane shit like WSD's bacon trashcan maneuver was like Lamar Odom assisting Kobe in their primes.
If White Sox Dave and Titus had a 5 minute conversation it’d take an hour 😅
Brandon should take over this show that has obviously been slipping the last year or so
titus was making this fun and out of the box and they didn't let him
Farrelly is definitely pronounced like Brandon was saying it. They're not Italian lol
@masonstryker4213
Жыл бұрын
It couldn’t be more Irish
About time we got Brandon Walker back on a draft! Let's go!
Steve Nebraska. Perfect game, 27 K's, 81 pitches, 9 immaculate innings. 1-1 draft
Becky “The Icebox” O’Shea was a huge miss
Should have made the category best sports fiction characters if they are saying Titus didn't dominate this draft
Great crew and great draft 🔥🔥🔥
@poopshoes7579
Жыл бұрын
It’d be a greater crew without fat ed and bench warmer Brandon
I thought for sure somebody would say Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson…which of course was a fictionalized alien version of an already alien being
Checking this out because I'm a Titus fan, people actually regularly listen to these guys huh?
Titus and Dave need to go bowling together…
Tim Riggins… cmon guys
1. Pablo Sanchez 2. The Hanson Brothers 3. Matt from Wii boxing 4. Ricky Bobby 5. Happy Gilmore
@NathanAndersonE
Жыл бұрын
Matt is an all-time pick
@potsy4830
Жыл бұрын
half way through, the Hanson brothers better be taken.... I have faith in Chief. The Jamaican bobsled team better show up too.
Chief with pick of the draft with Forrest Gump he was not only a great punt returner he was also the greatest ping pong player in the world. 2 sport athlete like Deion Sanders.
@davemccoy7340
Жыл бұрын
Fucker could run too.
Talladega nights is Will Ferrell’s best movie
WSD saying Happy Gilmore is sandlers best comedy is insane
What is the video where Nadu comes out like Wild Thing? I need to see this
Pablo Sanchez gets drafted ahead of hall of famers in 5 different sports. He should have been 1-1
Brandon is great in any group
Gordon Bombay needed an honorable mention
@KevinJL
Жыл бұрын
Knee injury
@philipcallado5693
4 ай бұрын
He’s not even a has been. He’s a never was.
I love how dumb WSD is. He is my favorite thing. Also when he said it’s the hair from back of my head not back you idiot to BFW was hysterical.
When are drafting WAGS?
1:26:56 Cant forget the scene of Road House where Dalton does an insane 2 story ballet move out of a burning building. 2 sport discipline
if chief, or dave, even had a clue what pandering actually meant, they would have brought it up on the rowengartner pick
Rocky went from a dumb nobody boxer, to I think the worlds top boxer. Who had a greater rise?
Can't believe Andy Brinker from the Soul Skaters didn't make first round.
Winner of the draft was voted off
Chief is such a hardo with the drafts
Titus had me convinced until Roadhouse. No athletes involved there
do they still vote on these drafts?
Air Bud would have been a better pic than Harry Potter
Forrest Gump was also the Ping Pong 🐐
Cory Jones in The Rookie was a legend
here for Titus, almost left because of White Sox Dave
Without listening my power rankings (talent/athleticism) are as follows: 1. Rocky Balboa 2. Boobie Miles 3. Neon Beaudoux 4. Apollo Creed 5. Roy Hobbs 6. Jesus Shuttlesworth 7. Coffee Black 8. Paul Crewe
@scottb3793
Жыл бұрын
Boobie is a real person
@ygross18
Жыл бұрын
Pablo Sanchez!
You instantly win any sport if you have Pablo Sanchez on your team
WOO!
I knew somebody was gonna try and pick Jordan... Lmao
Chief is the pick police 😂😂😂 no tipping picks!!!
Danny Larusso is not the Karate Kid
3 of these people haven’t watched The Karate Kid? And they were all 14 year old boys at one point. Who raised these animals?
Titus draft was by far the winner
Harry Potter pick was hilarious
1:52 mark looks like he smokes 20 joints a day not blunts joints
brandon seems excited which gets me excited, pause
Tough that no one picked Charlie Conway
@KevinJL
Жыл бұрын
Banks is way better. Guy Germaine might have been just as good.
White Sox Dave bragging about a freshman football punt return is wacko
I'm proud of Dave, I cant believe it. Bundy going in the 4th is a steal
@keatonmonier8965
Жыл бұрын
Bundy isn’t a fictional athlete. It’s the worst pick by far, a fictional athlete is playing an athlete, Al bundy is a dad. It’s not fictional former athletes.
Need to bring Titus in on the drafts full time, contributes to the conversation and balances out the arguments so well
How the fuck did Willie Beamen go undrafted? Not even an honorable mention...
would've drafted Jackie Moon or Downtown 'Funky stuff' Malone in the 5th round just to argue with WSD on Semi-Pro being a solid movie lol
dont forget gump was a metalist in ping pong
33:10 when ppl don’t know how to use the words they say
WSD makes me irrationally angry
Why tf was Klemmer not on this episode?
I can’t believe no picked Calvin from Like Mike
Titus is so good. Need him on more often, great draft
Chief not drafting any hockey characters was a bad look for him
@danj1939
Жыл бұрын
No bash brothers........
forest gump also was a table tennis champion
No Saleh Wintambeh love? Recruiting him made Jimmy Dolan head coach at St. Joe’s.
Thad Castle?
I don’t agree with Titus’s Michael Jordan pick. Not a fictional athlete
Shooter Mcgavin wins like 9 of 10 events in the movie. Hes easily the character to pick from that movie not Happy
@davemccoy7340
Жыл бұрын
I’ll tell ya the real winner today is the city of Portland
@michaelrossevans
Жыл бұрын
@@davemccoy7340 everytime I come here it gets harder to leave
@davemccoy7340
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelrossevans I think you guys put something in the water
@IDF1987
Жыл бұрын
Lost the championship, not clutch
Icebox from little giants got snubbed
Jimmy washingston was a big miss,but I don’t think anyone would’ve been brave enough to draft him
Love Titus. But picking Harry Potter is tough. Won a little in quidditch and one triwizard. Not sure what house cup has to do with athleticism