Saw a clip of this on TikTok. Great production and script! The after credits scene was a great touch too, lmfao! 🦖

@Kitty294_

2 жыл бұрын

omg same

@lukakraljfinale5051

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@cjsmooth16

2 жыл бұрын

Great acting as well

@ashantiward8866

2 жыл бұрын

SAMEE lol

@turdlefrog5386

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

Bro, when lion eats antelope nobody judges it, but when I eat my neighbor's dog, suddenly I am a psychopath

@frogosplayer1

2 ай бұрын

Underrated 👏

@samnelson7428

2 ай бұрын

cause you're smart

@leonmitas

2 ай бұрын

@@samnelson7428 finally, some one who thinks I did the smart thing and took free snak

@stefanschleps8758

2 ай бұрын

IKR?! Aliens are so sanctimonious.

@JohnThomas

2 ай бұрын

Eat your neighbor's dog!? Seriously!?

That moment when you're on a double date, and your friend doesn't know when to shut up. :)

@barbados3592

2 ай бұрын

this is exactly why wingmen are incredibly overrated :D

@manos7958

2 ай бұрын

It was an early save, if the ambassadors are not accepting of different practices then their planet would be an authoritarian hellhole.

@spliter88

2 ай бұрын

@@manos7958Exactly, what kind of hellholle civilization wouldn't eat meat. Now, are you gonna finish that infant, or can I?

@manos7958

2 ай бұрын

@@spliter88 It is just a clump of cells after all.

@TheFroneyZone

2 ай бұрын

@@jankowalski523 and we don't even know how - like for all we know they could have Avatar like tails - and don't even get me started on alien STDs 😂 so yeah, wingman did his job!

Besides all the other things that one can say about this production i want to thank the designer of the spacecraft. It's pretty hard to come up with a unique design that wasn't seen like a hundred times and given that in this short movie there was no need for any realism whatsoever this spacecraft is amazing.

@WilyFilms

2 ай бұрын

I think it was Joseph Chukwuma from my brief. He was a student at Escape.

@johnnybgood5121

Ай бұрын

It's like one of the blades off a Ninja blender, lol

@LennyNero2019

Күн бұрын

I've noticed that too, very unique yet functional design that makes sense!

The honesty though. A little credit to that guy for the honesty

@christophersmith3005

2 ай бұрын

Honesty?? He could have been getting "worshipped" by alien chicks. But nooooo he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

@l.zwieble6819

Ай бұрын

Nope. In this case its just stupid

@ledbol

Ай бұрын

Agree. Most of people prefer to not admit crazy truth about our civilization)

@user-bh6ey1ke4n

Ай бұрын

He is stupid. He really believes his "leather" jacket is made of leather.

@VanFire87

11 күн бұрын

@@ledbol I mean, what's there to admit? If you're sapient species, that also happen to be a herbivore, then props to you, but that didn't happen on Earth, so here we're. It isn't as if they ask the plants for permission before eating them, and they're alive as well, and can also feel pain in their own way.

"Do you eat eachother?!" Should have been "well...only on rare occassion."

@bjb7587

2 ай бұрын

Seldom, tho we do have a lot of movies about it. We call them "zombies".

@cybervigilante

2 ай бұрын

Well, that could be a sexual reference 🤪

@ericjohnston7663

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, back in the desert, the natives were eating their dates.

@bjb7587

2 ай бұрын

@@paradisepipeco tee hee!

When your wingman is an albatross.

@Jimbogf

2 ай бұрын

We eat albatross too.

@paultanker5606

2 ай бұрын

G'Day to you! Try Dodo !!!

@paulnels108

2 ай бұрын

@@paultanker5606 can't you that we ate them all!

@foxxojones4757

2 ай бұрын

@@paulnels108I heard they actually tasted horrible too.

@Rob07601

2 ай бұрын

The way I remember it, the Albatross was a ships good luck until some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint.

Ever see the live-action He-Man film? There's a scene where the heroes have come to *our* world and they snag some fast food. One of them says "I wonder why they put the food on these little white sticks." One of her companions says "Those are rib bones", and she says "You mean this used to be an animal? What a barbaric world." Her companion keeps eating, though. That scene has stick with me ever since I was a little kid.

"Do you eat each other?!" Well, girls, but not the way you think.

@GrimaceCX

Ай бұрын

Top comment 😂😂😂😂

@naturobotp2974

Ай бұрын

Are you forgetting that some humans have actually eaten each other?

@octane7047

23 күн бұрын

@@naturobotp2974 yeah, I kept asking my wife to eat me but she's too tired.

@naturobotp2974

22 күн бұрын

@@octane7047 I was talking about cannibalism

@VanFire87

11 күн бұрын

@@naturobotp2974 And continue to do so.

“How old are the chickens when you kill them” “We’re not sure…” “42 days.” “How do you know that?!” “It’s on the KFC website” 😂

@hixe

2 жыл бұрын

I got confused by that because a old friend used to be a producer for them and he told me 35 days

@bing2123

2 жыл бұрын

@@noname-bt9ky are they egg layer's or broiler chickens (for eating)?

@alinamorg

2 жыл бұрын

42 days... Omg, I didn't know that... They are so young...they are kids. It's horrible

@StephenLewisful

Жыл бұрын

KFC is now Kill Fuckin Chickens.

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

The sad part is, Republicans waste half the KFC bucket. They avoid the left wing and the dark meat.

They did a great job. They took just as long as the story required. They didn't try to stretch it out.

@ericchristen2623

2 ай бұрын

If you like original short to the point stories check out my books Titanium Sushi, Quantum Nipples and Selling Holes on amazon kindle.

@volodyanarchist

2 ай бұрын

There wasn't time for anything to become larger...

@michaelwilford3216

2 ай бұрын

Exactly, and funnier than most SNL sketches.

The "if the farm's near an abattoir" line got me 😂

"How dare you madam, we are CIVILIZED animals!"

lmao that jumpcut between "what is your jacket made from" and them being dumped back to earth was hilarious

@sparkythancztwise

4 ай бұрын

exactly, heh

@jovanny125

3 ай бұрын

dumb

@ExtinctDeinonychus

3 ай бұрын

At first I thought the guy was gonna say something along the lines of “my shirt was made with child labor” and then the aliens were gonna be like, “you enslave your own species?!”

@WereWade

2 ай бұрын

I think they could have understood if'n they knew that sheep just keep growing their wool constantly until it overburdens them. Well then you go back in time, and it's probably because we bred them to be like that :D

@DeathnoteBB

2 ай бұрын

Jumpcut. Cutscene is a scene in a videogame cut between gameplay.

You don't need enemies when you got a friend like leather jacket guy... 😅

@endlessstudent3512

2 ай бұрын

Nonetheless the clip really showed the perverse coldness with which we treat our fellow animals on earth.

@rswow

2 ай бұрын

Leather can be had from animals that die naturally.

@endlessstudent3512

2 ай бұрын

They could. But that is not the case.@@rswow

@rswow

2 ай бұрын

@@endlessstudent3512 It is/was the case in India for eons. It can be. The leather itself is not evil, it's the process of obtaining it that's that's good or bad. However, with the evil meat industry not going away soon, what do you propose be done with the resultant valuable hydes that seem to have little to no artificial parallel in their great functionality? I say that to discard them all would be a travesty.

@endlessstudent3512

2 ай бұрын

That is true...I propose to stop the evil meat industry. People eat far too much meat...they think they are dying if they do not get meat every day. Simply not doable in an ethic way considering the number of humans on this planet. If everybody would only eat at small piece meat once a week, we would not need to torture animals anymore. @@rswow

~Ok. Ok. Ok. Is there anything you guys don't eat?~ Average Valenwood Bosmer: "Plants."

@elenoe8

6 күн бұрын

yeah, so eww. They are producing oxygen ffs. That's like cutting a branch while you are standing on it. Would be pretty moronic to eat plants.

In that situation, my jacket would definitely be made from synthetic leather.

@raven4k998

4 күн бұрын

well mine is i like synthetic it's more water proof then real leather and last longer to boot easier to maintain in the long run which is 20 years old and still going strong the zippers been replaced but who cares the jackets still fine so why not replace it to keep her going

Post-post-credit scene: Not only do Klingons eat live animals, they eat each other, too. Them: 👁👄👁

@efxnews4776

2 ай бұрын

Meanwhile gangs in Haiti...

@SuperionMaximus

2 ай бұрын

@@MR-nl8xr ...Who hurt you?

@MR-nl8xr

2 ай бұрын

@@SuperionMaximus The same person that just gave you your first like.

@MR-nl8xr

2 ай бұрын

@@SuperionMaximus My turn: who didn't tell you?

@Saberwulfy

2 ай бұрын

Most Klingons only eat meat from live or recently slaughtered animals, and yet they set up an interstellar empire. So the score is 2-1 Meat Eaters.

The ,,almost dead" part realy got me. Amazing work.

Haha I'm not even vegetarian, but this was entertaining and so true.

@PanhandleFrank

Ай бұрын

Q: How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? A: Don't worry, _they'll_ tell you ...

@MattisonWarren

Ай бұрын

@@PanhandleFrank 😂🤣

Great script, good acting, always that friend who thinks he's clever but is actually just a complete muppet.

@MrEpeeFencer

2 ай бұрын

Nah it's a stupid script, the whole premise is dumb. If they knew what animals were, they would know that they eat each other. And they would have no reason to be surprised that humans eat animals too.

@xxwookey

Ай бұрын

He was remarkably well-informed about typical animal lifetimes and farming methods.

Ok, so that isn't the friend you bring as a wingman.

@robgronotte1

2 ай бұрын

The other guy knew he was going to ruin it!

@manos7958

2 ай бұрын

He wasn't the wingman you wanted but the one you needed.

@asetelini

2 ай бұрын

But he’s the puller😂😂😂😂

@lforlight

2 ай бұрын

Because he'll eat all the wings

@will7its

2 ай бұрын

@@asetelini Love it......

We now know his jacket is genuine leather, not fake leather.

@NickWrightDataYT

2 ай бұрын

He THINKS* his jacket is genuine leather

@omp199

2 ай бұрын

It's called acting! Fake leather jackets can go to drama school too, you know!

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

My kitty kat is actually a weasel in a kute kuddly kitty kat kostume. I could tell by the fake mews.

"but you ARE animals", well, ladies, you see that's what being an Apex Species means

@saganandroid4175

2 ай бұрын

Is that why bacteria and viruses outnumber you and kill you by the tens of millions every year?

@bestbehave

2 ай бұрын

Somehow I don't think exhibiting a supremacy delusion would have helped....

@vpaul4374

2 ай бұрын

@bestbehave I mean, if their species only eat vegan, them they would taste like beef or pork, meaning they ARE on the menu, and it's not cannibalism since they are from anither species as well.

@PartlyXenon

2 ай бұрын

@@bestbehaveIt's still the cycle of life, just with apices (hills) and we are still in it. I find a coffin more wasteful than sustenance wrought by life and death.

@bestbehave

2 ай бұрын

@@PartlyXenon Thank you for your wise words I always find it amusing (in a nauseating kind of way) that abusers justify their abuse with "cycle of life" type arguments, where we enjoy the benefits of removing ourselves from the cycle of life as much as we can.

She self-own when she told him "But you are animals!" She effectively explained why is normal for him to eat animals. BTW. That alien pair surely had a very British accent.

@WilyFilms

16 күн бұрын

Please read the description.

They're in for a rude awakening at the Klingon planet.

@jangofett9737

Ай бұрын

OK but.. I don't understand one thing- These girls knew that people are animals and they didn't understand that some animals are predators and eat meat? Sorry.. This plot makes no sense.

@michelchaman6495

Ай бұрын

@@jangofett9737 the skit is satire, its not supposed to be taken literally its making fun of certain social interactions that happen in the dating world where ppl view certain viewpoints like eating meat as completely incompatable with them, viewing each other as almost alien.

@kliersheed

Ай бұрын

@@michelchaman6495 looks more like a vegetarian agenda video to me, sold with some comedy (which happens to be plotted around dating aliens).

@michelchaman6495

Ай бұрын

@@kliersheed i see what ur saying good point

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

Ай бұрын

The Klingon's don't even wait for their food to die before they start eating. Fun note, apparently "Klingon" is a legitimate word to KZread.

This isn't a comedy skit, this is just a documentary of my average Saturday night.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

Even though I haven't eaten a critter since 1967, your plight brings to mind what that great enlightened sage and hip-hop philosopher Bart Simpson once said, *_"You don't win friends with salad..... (repeat, ad nauseam)"_*

@tomgjgj

2 ай бұрын

@@benjaminmorris4962 Depends if women count as aliens.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

@@benjaminmorris4962 Many aspects of human nature can be quite shocking and very weird, O ye of little cash. And much of that is nothing to be proud of. This is well illustrated by MAGA, and many of the comments on this page.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

@@tomgjgj That is a matter of perspective, young Jedi. I suppose women are indeed aliens, if you're speaking from Uranus.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

@@tomgjgj I suppose women do indeed _"count as aliens",_ young Jedi, if your POV is from Uranus.

Little known fact plants are living organisms too.

@WilyFilms

5 күн бұрын

Another twat who likes their own comments and tries to justify killing sentient creatures by claiming some kind of equivalency between animals and plants? I wouldn't believe it except I know there's an awful lot of twats out there. Read the description. Twat.

At least the guy was stupidly honest and saved the Vegan aliens more time to find out - He should've been given a reward, lol.

@Tespri

Ай бұрын

they were just looking to get LalD. The Aliens I mean. They just dried them up.

This is such a great short. The acting, the delivery of lines down to the awkward chewing while asking what the leather coat is made of. Brilliant!

I'm only interested in space to eat all the aliens.

@theRPGmaster

2 ай бұрын

Exactly, some of them must be delicious.

@dragon-vn2nm

2 ай бұрын

In what way 😏

@will7its

2 ай бұрын

Yuck.......

@crawlingnemesis2967

2 ай бұрын

I hope there is a star trek species like this, not just stupid monster like but really just intelligent cannibals exploring space cuisine

@theRPGmaster

2 ай бұрын

@@crawlingnemesis2967 The wraith from stargate, although they eat your life, not flesh in the normal sense.

Have to admit - I thought this was going to be some preachy clickbait, snarky lecture film but it was very well done. Constant giggles! Much appreciated.

@raven4k998

4 күн бұрын

do you eat each other to well some do sadly and even eat you alive to which is worse then having the decency to kill you before eating you😭😭😭 yes we are that fucked up as a species when you think about it😭😭😭😭😭

The other guy didn't seem to have any idea of how disgusted the women were. He just answered every question like he was in a job interview.

There's always that one friend who needs to shut up by one sentence.

@billbadson7598

2 ай бұрын

Bro, but he's the puller

I would never go to a planet where they serve their romanesco raw with celery sticks

@gtfreakmotzi

Ай бұрын

Yes, Vegan is totally okay, but give us fat sugar and taste😂

@cubicinfinity2

Ай бұрын

Wow, I didn't know that's a real vegetable. It's beautiful.

This is how alien girls turn lesbian in space: they meet the human men first

"So how tf do your species get nutrients from? The sun and soil?" I refuse to believe that they developed FTL but didn't do more than one wiki page's worth of research on humans.

@WilyFilms

4 күн бұрын

“From plant-based sources you fucking twats. We assumed a species as advanced as humans seemed to be would have stopped needlessly abusing and killing animals many decades if not centuries ago.”

*LOVE* the design and motion of the ship at the end! love the whole thing, perfect and so good in such a short format!

@asetelini

2 ай бұрын

Yup, great design. The spin gravity habitable section during coast and probably invert or use middle section under sustained thrust; and we don’t talk about propulsion….

@CD-vb9fi

2 ай бұрын

Yes, it's interesting... but.... not even close to practical. When the spinning stops as it lands... unless there is both anti-gravity (required to defeat the gravity of what they are near or touching) and artificial gravity generation to keep tables to stuck to whatever is intended to be the floor.... it's going to be looking a tad bit messy on the first run. And... no need to get too deep into all the problems "moving parts" cause. We keep moving parts to only what is absolutely necessary. Moving parts require most of the maintenance and cause most of the problems.

I wanna see vegan aliens fight with plant aliens

Hahahah! Nice, very nice, this was wonderfully put together and very entertaining. Thank you! ^_^

Actually, those aliens wanted to bring the guys to their planet as a new delicacy. But it turned out the aliens wanted something kosher or halal.

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

Ай бұрын

They were hoping for something more corn fed.

@whome9842

28 күн бұрын

@@ILikeMyPrivacytbt Doritos, cheetos, fandangos and soda (corn syrup water). Corn junk diet!

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

28 күн бұрын

@@whome9842 Yes but raw corn has a way of sweetening the meat and still being affordable.

We eat and wear them, among other things. Funny, objective, direct-to-the-point script, excellent acting and perfect spaceship.

@juha9703

Ай бұрын

Well some of us do and the consumption of animal products causes all diseases known to mankind (including coronavirus)

@patrickd9551

Ай бұрын

Well to be honest, at least they we make full use of the animal. Including skin, organs and bones.

Oh my gosh. That was freaking hilarious. Sadly, Klingons make sure a lot of food they eat is still alive. They would have a good relation with Vulcans, though!

Awesome short. Really funny. Hope these guys keep their effort and continue producing interesting shorts

Never mind Klingons! They eat one of their delicacies ALIVE

@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid

2 ай бұрын

So do we.. a few actually. Octopus is the one that gets me, who wants tentacles writhing in your gut 🤮

@dunningdunning4711

2 ай бұрын

@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid Even worse, octopi are smart and they know when they are being eaten, so they will choke you to death if they can, which is why there is a technique to eating them. Ever seen Old Boy?

@DKNguyen3.1415

Ай бұрын

@@dunningdunning4711 Or CSI?

@propheteyebert7063

Ай бұрын

Vegans rip baby carrots from their cradles and eat them alive as well.

@krashd

Ай бұрын

@@DKNguyen3.1415 Or The Boys?

I definitely would buy a ticket to a movie with this script 👌

@jv-lk7bc

Жыл бұрын

tv sitcom.

@jovanny125

3 ай бұрын

dumb

@polla2256

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jamietodd2560

2 ай бұрын

The Orville has writing like this. Human-alien culture shock.

@robertofulton

2 ай бұрын

Yep. Except like all good stories the humans will convert the crazy vegan aliens to good old fashioned burgers.

This was a very well made short film!!! Loved the script and the acting!!

That's not fair. I'm a vegan for almost ten years. WHY DIDN'T THE ALIENS TAKE ME?!? 😭

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

*_"If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."_* ~~ Johnny Carson

@vesanus5600

2 ай бұрын

​@@paradisepipecolove that quote 😂 on the other hand: elvis did enough drugs to consider his death "fair"

@Klaus-em3ix

2 ай бұрын

Girls always choose the wrong guys. Than they find out what they really are. They realized, it was a Mistake, but they do not learn.

@timewarpdrive77

2 ай бұрын

Because you most likely look like post-vegan robert downey

@eleweyter4462

2 ай бұрын

@@timewarpdrive77 😝

I wonder how they would feel about carnivore animals. Would they be shocked learning that cats eat meat ?

@asandax6

2 ай бұрын

They'll find out after meeting the Klingons.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

The limits of your cognitive abilities and world view are truly astounding.

@ShepardCommander

2 ай бұрын

I mean they did obviously acknowledge dogs and pigs, which are carnivores and omnivores respectfully.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

@@ShepardCommander The word is _"respectively",_ not _"respectfully",_ young Jedi, although no harm no foul; your meaning was clear. So I submit my correction respectfully. And both dogs and pigs are actually omnivores, although it is not unusual for folks to assume otherwise. Neither is a carnivore. A typical house kitty is an obligate carnivore, however.

Absolutely brilliant and better than a lot of the big studio stuff! These guys have TALENT!!!

@chriskelso723

2 ай бұрын

It did feel very natural, didn't it.

Laughing so hard! And the humor is so British. I love it!

Many thanks to the YT algorithm for bringing me here. Subscribed!

If they were aware of animals to the degree that they know were great apes, they would already know that many animals eat meat, and so while they may be surprised that such a civilized species eats animals, they probably wouldn’t be as confused and surprised

@elibeeblebrox1084

2 ай бұрын

I mean if you want to get realistic, it's highly unlikely any species could ever have enough intelligence to make fire let alone develop space travel without first being hypercarnivore predators for several million years like we did. But it's just a comedy skit.

@deepseadarew6012

2 ай бұрын

​@@elibeeblebrox1084 Vegan aliens may not necessarily evolve from a species that is exclusively vegan. It's plausible that they could have developed advanced technology that eliminates the need for consuming animals from their own planet, similar to humans in the Star Trek universe.

@elibeeblebrox1084

2 ай бұрын

@@deepseadarew6012 sure, but then they'd understand and wouldn't be disgusted with another species for not reaching that point yet, unless they're some youths with their own alien version of tiktok brainrot, unaware of basic history facts. You know, I'm on the fence about aliens but thet might not be as ridiculous as I'm making it sound. I heard someone theorize that aliens aren't allow to make contact with us until we develop further, so the only ones visiting are drunks, rebellious teens, and pranksters, which is why there are so many crashes. To quote Trump, "they're not sending their best"

@AKUJIVALDO

2 ай бұрын

​@@deepseadarew6012fancy shmantsy, it is a meat, even if its is "created" by replicator.

@deepseadarew6012

2 ай бұрын

@@AKUJIVALDO Vegans are not necessarily against eating meat, they are against the exploitation of animals, which in the modern context just happens to be highly correlated with the purchase of animal products. That won't be the case with the proliferation of technologies such as cultured meat, molecular 3d printing, or replicator technology. It's not a diet, it's an ethical position.

A planet of Vegans? Those guys dodged a bullet there!

@B-26354

2 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@kai4344

2 ай бұрын

and they don't even cook they food bru it's just raw veggies without any spices or salt that's nasty

Honestly I think the fact that they don't waste that part of the cow should actually count as a positive.

Seeing Luna Lovegood serving this is so on character for her

Brilliant script & skillful use of comedy. From one filmmaker to another: great work! 👏

I love the spaceship design! Great story, short and good acting!

@GregKeane

2 ай бұрын

yah the ship is great , finally a unique thought

@WilyFilms

2 ай бұрын

Thanks. The ship was inspired by mushrooms 🙂

@gcerchio

2 ай бұрын

@@WilyFilms By or On?

@DellikkilleD

2 ай бұрын

@@gcerchioYes.

@caribbeanman3379

2 ай бұрын

@@gcerchio Is there a difference though?

should add, that humans do eat each other. We will eat everything, given half the chance it's likely we'll try eating any aliens too at some point

This is the first ultrawide content I saw on youtube and I appreciate it.

Well, the Klingons will be a shock 😆😂

Great concept, production, and loved the space craft design, especially the exterior! The post credit scene was the best knowing Klingons. 😂

LOL now THAT is an accurate depiction of how AGHAST an advanced Civilization would be if they came here

@John.Not-Jack.Daniels

Ай бұрын

I sincerely doubt the accuracy of that assumption.

Priceless. Great job! Thanks KZread algorithm for suggesting this gem!

omgg this was such a good short film!! amazing!! i didn't come from tiktok, youtube reccomended me

Well, the aliens seem to know the animal kingdom. They know about carnivores and omnivores. The concept shouldn't be too foreign and incomprehensible. Flesh is very nutritional. And the leather clothes are a bonus, making use of the already dead carcasses used for food to combat weather.

@krashd

Ай бұрын

An advanced civilisation would likely expect a species at our level of intelligence to no longer need to kill things just for consumption so hearing that we kill animals by the hundreds of millions everyday would be akin to learning that we're all rapists and killers who run around naked. So yes, a species centuries or millennia ahead of us would find it hard to comprehend why a supposedly civilised species still has barbaric practices.

It's a bit on the fantasy side. A more sciencefictional dialogue would have been like: - we, yes, we do eat meat... - live??!? - oh no no (...) [later, aliens among themselves] - that's disgusting... but... when I pictured them eating live animals... - .... yeah it turned me on, too

Everyone has that one friend that can't read the room or has a mouth that gets him and everyone with him in trouble. This vid gave me flashbacks to an old college buddy with that very same... talent.

"You still consume matter?" Yeah

@mjbakermd414

2 ай бұрын

Eaten anything that casts shadows lately?

@monad_tcp

2 ай бұрын

That's the only answer for veganism. You're still immoral if you don't make your own energy.

@NotoriousNickNorris

2 ай бұрын

⁠said the 7th level vegan...

The ' good ' vegetarian alliens eat only ' green ' food . Because the living plants ain not voice , they can moved and have emotions , feelings and expressions, but alliens ignored all of these . The ' bad ' Earthians knew that the living animals have emotions, feelings and expressions , ignored all of thesse and they also eat them . Conclusion : a ) The ' civilized ' alliens eat live green food cooked , and they are the good guys ( ? ? ? ) ! . B ) The ' primitive ' humans eat live animals also cooked , but they are the bad guys . Both of them eating lived organisms ! . Finally , we are searching the bad guys ! ! ! .

@WilyFilms

3 ай бұрын

Plants have feelings and emotions? Do you have a serious drug problem?

@Marius89100

2 ай бұрын

@@WilyFilms I prefer the argument of "When you have your salad a field mouse goes hungry."

@lutayaso

27 күн бұрын

Ahaha, this point "we eat plants because they don't have emotions" is so hilarious. Because you forgot HOW people made plants grow. Vegan promotions is the worst thing in world. Not vegeterian, but vegan.

Ahh yes, the good old "aliens are real and abducted a couple of goons, but apparently our Earther quirks are too much for them...."

This was great fun and an excellent use of every second!

That was really great and funny. Instant sub. Good luck with the Klingons.

@williambrown2830

2 ай бұрын

The Klingons also eat animals, sometimes while still alive!

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

Ай бұрын

@@williambrown2830 Gagh is always best when served live." -Klag

An alien planet with only herbivores and zero carnivore species. Interesting idea.

@jeffcarroll6553

Ай бұрын

Wonder where they got their canine incisors from.

@krashd

Ай бұрын

@@jeffcarroll6553 From the millions of years that they would have existed as carnivores/omnivores, obviously. Any other daft questions, Jeff?

@swedensy

6 күн бұрын

@@jeffcarroll6553 thos are not canine. you cant even tear a rabbit with these.

Script great, acting great. This deserves alot more views!

Absolutely Marvellous 🤩 Brilliant Wonderfully conceptualized… triggered the vegan vein👌🏻

Great concept & fantastic execution!!! 👍👍👍

That space ship design is dope af

Not a species of great ape. We are the custodians of Earth - even though we've done a terrible job at it.

@juha9703

Ай бұрын

So you don't believe in evolution. Or science at all?

amazing! we deffinitly need more of these comedy skits. You got a sub added!

This is such a hilarious video. This should definitely be recommended on KZread.

@oberonpanopticon

2 ай бұрын

Took a while but here we are

Ok, just found this, frikkin loved it, need sequel !

Actually, the aliens wanted to eat them, but like us, they don't eat animals that eat animals. They would adore them in the same way you adore icecream.

I am not kidding. I had this idea for a movie for a long time. This is awesome.

My cat eats mice like they're Snickers bars. Starting with the head. She's adorable.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

How hilariously clever and ever so snarky you must imagine yourself to be, Skippy. You not only missed the mark, you missed the target entirely. Try harder. We have faith in you.

@bogushype4451

2 ай бұрын

@@paradisepipeco who are you

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

@@bogushype4451 I am merely your best friend in this moment, Junior; attempting to suggest a much needed course correction. Cats are born carnivores. And we love them for adhering to their true nature. Humans, on the other hand, have been given the gift of intelligence allowing for choice, in that we can actually alter our evolution and adopt and embrace such aspects of an enriched existence that do not exist in nature.... such as compassion, inclusion, and respect for those who differ in some way from who we are. In other words, we can understand and adopt *The Golden Rule,* and if we choose to accept it and treat others as we would wish to be treated, we enable a far more rewarding life with enhanced vision and empathy. And thank you for asking. Regards to your cat. *_"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."_* ~~ Jack Handey *_"When the wise man points at the moon, the fool stares at his finger."_* ~~ Mokèlé Mbèmbé 🙊🙉🙈

@bogushype4451

2 ай бұрын

@@paradisepipeco so you dont disagree about my cat eating mice like a snickers bar head first?

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

@@bogushype4451 Nice how much you enjoy being a troll. But are you sure what you have is really a cat? You can usually spot an imposter by the fake mews.

Well, that was some funny sketch! :D Thanks!

last line is missing when it faded to black: "well, you feel like a burger?" "yeah"

It would be great if there's a part two😂

lucky escape from the "space vegans who are always right" 🤣

@omp199

2 ай бұрын

ABK has a lot to answer for.

@addriannodj1990

2 ай бұрын

Well how do you call people who folow the facts? Wrong?

@paddotk

2 ай бұрын

Say what you will but they make a good point.

@taramaforhaikido7272

Ай бұрын

Can you prove them wrong? Or are you seeing your own reflection when you act in the right?

@lutayaso

27 күн бұрын

Well, where are the ABK's answers? May you find them? Can these answers be correct or rational?

That was great! don't know how it flew under the radar for so long!

It's easy to throw stones when your society has advanced matter replicators.

Great little film! So much in such a small package. And how great was it seeing Evanna Lynch? She played one of my favorite characters in Harry Potter. Every one of her scenes was a breath of fresh air. And she has grown into a very beautiful woman, as well.

This is beyond brilliant! 👏🎬

Respect to the guy on the right. He knows all the facts about these livestock, and he still loves eating meat. Plus, he prevented his friend from performing bestiality. The real MVP

brilliant and hilarious you took those sound effects at the beginning from og StarCraft!

Amazing content. this actually made me laugh 🤣🤣 keep up the good work

When does the full length feature film come out ;-) ...this was excellent!

This was soooo great! Why does this only have 25K likes!!!????

This is hilarious! I find it bad that after all the hardwork this doesn't have 1million views yet and stupid videos get attention.

Brillant ! It's a good way to pass a message with a nice touch of humor. Thanks for this gem!