How has Tarkov been feeling for you lately?

@MrJesus4132

Ай бұрын

Bruh these bots are crazy

@jimmymcfadden9923

Ай бұрын

I’ve been having fun, enjoying my time, and finding joy in the little things… since I stopped playing Tarkov a few weeks ago!

@steezydan8543

Ай бұрын

Stopped playing, never playing again. SQUAD Global Escalation mod is HITTING right now, though

@Schniebel89

Ай бұрын

laggy and riddled with cheaters as it always has been at least until I stopped playing since forever ago. 😅

@GuildOfCalamity

Ай бұрын

Too many cheaters

Can't lie, I'm playing SPTarkov as a single player survival game and haven't gone back to live since. The upgraded AI framework, QOL, visual changes, and no queue times are how live should have turned out.

@TsMHicks

Ай бұрын

Yup and with some mods the SPT experience is what I have longed for in tarkov. I miss the PVP aspect of tarkov but honestly arena breakout does pvp so much better, that I'm ok having 2 games that fulfill the purpose pve or pvp

@gamingstoneham

Ай бұрын

Ur just fishing AI that’s so boring

@balinthehater8205

Ай бұрын

What mod setup do you have? Kinda tired of the same old crap on live

@92Jdmsupra

Ай бұрын

@@gamingstoneham Oh look, a person who hasn't actually played SPTarkov.

@Plaguings

Ай бұрын

⁠@@balinthehater8205 Pretty standard list is SAIN+ Big Brain and waypoints Looting Bots and Questing Bots Server value modifier Swag + Donuts And realism mod if you really want to shake things up

"May I interest you in some Roblox" is crazy 💀

"you are subpar at game"..... I'm going to steal that and start saying that. lmao!

Man this video really sums up the tarkov experience. Bugs, get shit on, I quit, more bugs, scavs are gods, and then all of a sudden ‘I am a god and no one can touch me’

@angrymetalhead

Ай бұрын

Yup then it's back to getting domed by invisible players again lol

Why is When Jesse being toxic in the nicest way in a funny accent is just the funniest

Seeing this EFT poop after playing Arena for some hours. It's shocking how BAD PvP is in Eft. Desync, popups and hitreg are so devastating.

Bro no lie, my team and I were running through Shoreline one day singing "CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?". We happened to kill a PMC who's name was... I kid you not... SCOTT STAPP.. Talk about Divine Intervention. Tarkov is a simulation.

@nalexg513

Ай бұрын

i love creed so much

"Aimlabs is free" in that voice had me dying. :D

I can't even begin to describe the amount of times I've had the same reaction to Tarkov as 2:36

Not having any of those crazy deaths in ABI has been refreshing.

@shady473gamingcm3

Ай бұрын

Its not even that ABI is soooo good. It's just they went ahead and did all the things we wished tarkov would have done 2 years ago.

@etikalovesminecraft6724

Ай бұрын

@@shady473gamingcm3like what

@saps2007

Ай бұрын

Yo how do you download the game? I downloaded the launcher but when I try to download the actual game it tells me "Sorry you have not obtained a quota for this test yet". How do I fix this?

@ofechner

Ай бұрын

@@saps2007 You need a beta key. This is what the game is saying 🙂

@saps2007

Ай бұрын

@@ofechner And how do I get that?

Bro hit 'em with the "You are subpar at the video game." Lmao. Absolutely waxed five dudes like it wasn't anything. Wild.

i have so many clips where i put half a mag of crazy ammo into someone and they just refuse to die

I’ve been having fun, enjoying my time, and finding joy in the little things… since I stopped playing tarkov a few weeks ago!

I wasn't that concerned with the recent drama lol I had already kinda distanced myself from this wipe, due to invisible players and silent bullets. Decided to hop on this past weekend all 3 raids I played I faced somebody with silent bullets..

@slb2219

Ай бұрын

I play every day and i faced silent bullets a few times this wipe, it’s crazy how you somehow experienced this 3 times in a row

I missed your highlights so much, thx for another episode ! ❤

Desync makes this game absolutely unplayable.

@slackerbeats

Ай бұрын

money can't buy happiness our a working good game right NIKITA..

@jakefowler8522

Ай бұрын

Battlestate games makes this game absolutely unplayable lol

@tomygun7532

Ай бұрын

Really a big issue when serverd are filled with bad vodka

@Swarm509

Ай бұрын

I'll play Tarkov for a while and jump into nearly any other shooter and suddenly realize just how dogshit the desync and such is. I feel like my shooter skills go up 20 points since I can actually have fights that feel good and win them.

lol that ending squad though!

I'm playing SPTarkov, like a survival game and i have no intention to go back to live. The upgraded AI, QOL, graphics changes, realism mod, realistic optics and NVGs, its miles ahead.

That last clip was hilarious!!! xD

That primal scream came from Jessie's soul.

never did i know coloured keycards could spawn in marked rooms. is that new?

@titamuncher

Ай бұрын

Yessir it is new, with recent marked room buffs

@thetruecoollcat9370

Ай бұрын

@@titamuncher fucking based!

@KentuckyFriedJohansson

Ай бұрын

@@titamuncher reintroduced more like, I remember running dorms marked for item/weapon cases and keycards a few years ago before I stopped playing, life was good.

@titamuncher

Ай бұрын

@KentuckyFriedJohansson it's my first wipe and I didn't watch tarkov before this year so idk shit about shit lmao

High quality entertainment right there!

@TheMilkMan0610

Ай бұрын

Actually

That spot where that guy went invis is bugged. I had a dead scav on the ground disappear when I walked away from looting him and when I walked back towards it the scav reappeared. It disappeared and reappeared as I moved around.

AND THIS IS WHY I PLAY ARENA BREAKOUT INSTEAD. LESS BUGS.

Two things. One, if you voip'd me that I had to tell you if I was still alive, it was illegal. I'd send ONE bullet vaguely in your direction in response. Two, "You are sub-par at video game." Is such a SAVAGE burn, and I don't know why. I think I'd uninstall. XD

thaaat ending maan was precious

Feels good I play when I get off work or before for a little bit and I always have a good time

Just found green in marked the other day too

1:32 - Yep. That's me everytime. People complain non stop just about anything in Tarkov, but THIS right there is the f'ing main issue with this game. I rather die to a cheater than having that happening to me. Kills are just being handed to people left and right and they think they're good. 2:52 - Yep. There it is again.

@Jake-bt3fc

Ай бұрын

This is such copium, lmao. Cheaters are a way worse problem than you getting headshot and not realizing it happened until 2 seconds after because of desync.

@visuals2763

Ай бұрын

@@Jake-bt3fc no desync is a massive issue. you're a clown

@CeceliPS3

Ай бұрын

@@Jake-bt3fc First, learn the meaning of copium. Second, why lmao? Are you hysterical? And third, cheaters are not that common compared to desync. That's the whole point. If you think you're dying everytime to a cheater, than you're on copium. And that's how you use that word. *mic drop*

@Jake-bt3fc

Ай бұрын

@@CeceliPS3 You edited out the "every time I die it's because of desync" part of your comment which was the copium I was talking about. "learn what copium is" after editing out your copium is max copium lmao.

@CeceliPS3

Ай бұрын

@@Jake-bt3fc Bye, Felicia.

Jesse is back... LEEETS GOOOAH DUDA

superior map knowledge

Man sings the halo soundtrack, then says amen 🙏. Lmao

Did wipe happened in tarkov ?

i got killed by an invisible ai scav tonight. I just fell over screaming with no firing sound, end credits said i was shotgunned in the face by an ai scav- zero sound or scavs in the room; on streets

"There was a guy in there but he's so bad at the game...." Its the little brother of "you fucking suck"

We're going to have to start talking about desync in calendar days at this point.

Died yesterday 2 times to the scav grenade bug. Games hold up by vodka and band aids ATM

1:54 yo he learned that move on Yardrat

Due to the unpredictable nature of tarkov, it made me not want to push people. In arena breakout tough? I am destroying my W key.

3:57 What if you were invisible to him xd

I really like the accents at the end lol

I was entertained!

LOL the scream at the start

i feel perfomance has drop noticeably the last couples of patches, and for some reason i find incredibly hard to spot Player/Scavs from afar.

And by the way, you make great impressions, Stankrat and Tigz...I got those...

Tarkov taking more sanity away from Jesse every time

LOl wtf that invinsible shit love the podcast brother

Guy has me cracking up lol

I've been seeing boxes go invisible recently too. Frakkin network is shit.

Damn that scream. I feel that. Had to step away a couple months back. no longer interested really. Maybe SPT

Plus hideout management bug this wipe! I'm soo erked that I don't get points for upgrading stuff in my hideout. that's the one that bugs me personally, when will scavs get the new armor hitboxs.

JESSE: You need watch "Creed Shreds" right now

whats the name of the sight your using 6:09

@leonzspotg

Ай бұрын

i think that’s the Vudu 1-6x

@HarmzwayFresh

Ай бұрын

@@leonzspotg thanks

I don’t feel bad now.

2:34 Working as intended as Nakita would say

This is what happens when the servers are 1 tick rate POG.

The whole area of the streets expansion where the relax key spawns bugged as hell. invisible players and scavs, people running in place leaving their body behind like ghosts. weird graphical artifacts... some paranormal shit is going there for sure

Since the release of pve I'll never go into that cheater infested pvp again 968 hours of pvp and the amount of blatant cheaters that don't even hide it is crazy the you have an entire seperate section of cheaters who try to hide it.

If you're not a cheater then you can't play Tarkov.

online is sucha horrible experience

At least with PVE, there is no cheaters. Underrated until you try it.

TLDR : Woooohaaaaat? Oo

🤣😂 this boy Jesse

SO i would like to say " bye bye" bro ~~~ kkkkk

the desync where you dont see peoples guns that annoys me cus you cant hear them shooting etc

I wonder if demand dropped for cheaters or bsg buffed rates because I have been seeing streamers find colored keycards non stop the past week or two

"aimlabs is free" jesus pizzaman there's no med for that

0:47 😂😂😂😂

That’s why i only do scav runs. You can win big No regrets when you only lose old noodle and a rusty rifle

@TukihaMaza

Ай бұрын

What’s the point of winning big if you don’t utilize your prize?

@tomygun7532

Ай бұрын

@@TukihaMaza the pleasure of collecting

eSport ready

besides some dsync and bug, best game in his genre, last 2 minutes in the game are just enough to say better than the plagiarism chinese one

That happened to me when I was fighting Sheef I literally thought he was cheating, I found his channel cuz of WillerZ (he was using his name) as soon as I found out it was Sheef I knew he was just using the game mechanics to out play me

U CAN BE INVISIBLE NEAR THE WALL /D

Yeah I’ll stick to SPT😂 plus there’s a coop mod so if I wanna play with friends I can , all the mods make it so much better than live

6:27 piss audio ???

These spam bots be wildin

'So bad at the game"? it happens to all of us to aggro and lose to the victim or to rat and lose to the victim...damn, the guy at 2min53 could tell the same...of you 🙂

And now with new improved 10 minute matching times for PVE. Really sad days.

With each update of unrealism, Tarkov becomes more of a parkour running simulator and less of a "hardcore realistic tactical shooter".

OH MY GOD YES YES LOUD EQUALS FUNNY HAHA SO FUNNY YELL MORE IT MAKES IT FUNNIER 👍

Now that I've experienced good audio, 150+ fps on high settings, very little de-sync, solid anti cheat that actually bans EVERY SINGLE blatant cheater I've reported (only been a few out of 140 raids), tons of QOL that we will either never see or will take YEARS to roll out.... I played tarkov this am for one raid. I got 100 to 60 fps, not smooth at all, tons of de-sync in all my fights, and my character bugged out and I couldn't use any of my items. Tell me why I've BARELY had any issues AT ALL in ABO, and my game play experience has been PURE BLISS, and this game has had half the dev time (or less) of tarkov? Its partially because tarkov IS A MESS of horribly arranged spaghetti code, aging netcode that isn't acceptable for a modern shooter, and anti cheat that basically does NOTHING and allows RAGE HACKERS to exist for MONTHS before their banned, the other part is BSG showed me their true colors during unheard. That sealed the deal. I knew the day would come... I knew SOMEONE would come along, iterate on the formula.... I just didn't think it would be any time soon.

Bros talking shit to the dude in Ultramed like he wasn’t that bad before.

You know its bad when the single player mod version does more right than the actual game. I hope EFT finally dies, its time for a new king.

Amen to the buttcoin

mCULLy CULLkin

Tarkov is a great game until it is not, which happens often.

and nikita is worndering why ABI is performing better :D

i stop playing

I used to enjoy watching gameplay of tarkov, I just don't now.

Jesse gets f*ed by desync: 😲🤬 Jesse kills guy on inter because of massive desync: "Retire! May I interest you in some Roblox?" Yup, makes perfect sense! 😅😜 At least give this poor desync guy on inter a free pizza! 😂😜✌

@sdal_yt

Ай бұрын

I bet you were the guy camping inside that room 😂 mo way you compare quickly peeking a corner and dying behind cover to somebody who doesn't know how to pvp to save his life so needs to camp and therefore get's clapped 😂

@Canadien1860

Ай бұрын

​@@sdal_yt first off you lost the bet! I quit Tarkov after the Unshart Edition and EoD "This is not a DLC" scam. ;) Secondly you can't have much Tarkov experience as you can clearly see the guy doesn't even react for almost a whole second. Noone has this long of a reaction time except maybe an 80-year old. ;) Oh and by the way, you could also argue the other way around on the desync death in dorms where the other players view would show him peeking out the door when he shot. ;) By the way, I like Jesse but this situations are absolutely the same: Desync! :)

@sdal_yt

Ай бұрын

@@Canadien1860 making shit up doesn't magically make you right. "you can clearly see he didn't react for almost a second" the whole entry to kill sequence didn't take longer than a second at best so stop pretending he had over a second to react. his aim is just cheeks and that's why he needs to hide in a room and climb onto a storage rack like a monkey.

@Canadien1860

Ай бұрын

@@sdal_yt Your first sentence speaks for yourself, not me! ;) From entering the room to Jesse starting to fire it is already 1 second, then afterwards another second until the enemy drops. Maybe you should learn to actually watch the video and timestamps, as well as some basic counting. ;) You are that kind of troll who argues with "there are no cheaters in Tarkov, just get good" and "there is no desync, only lack of skill (but only if desync occurs on my opponents side, if desync is happening for me than my opponent is a luckbox and the game sucks and stuff because I am not to blame for anything)". Another "true believer" uncovered who hasn't been heard of until this day. xD Maybe you should "Retire! May I interest you in some Roblox?"? ^^ Now go and troll somewhere else. :) P.s.: There are enough example videos of streamers for monster desync on YT from both perspectives, profiteer and the one at a disadvantage of desync. And this 110% looks like massive desync. I bet the guy saw Jesse enter the room about 1 sec later than he actually entered. Maybe he had bad aim too but the reaction time says it all. :)

@sdal_yt

Ай бұрын

@@Canadien1860 i ain't reading all of that, did you finish your PhD in yappanese before or after you quit eft hmm? and putting a ":)" or whatever after every sentence doesn't make you less wrong buddy, it only makes you be taken less seriously.

If you tought youtube bots were bad before. Now we got youtube bots that repeat bibi's propaganda.

These fuckin bots are fast

Redownloaded, Hoped into lighthouse at 5 am. 30 seconds got snipped headshot while running by obviously cheating account fully kited 70 hours. closed game

Yup same clip dump.

May i interest you in some roblox, might be the best line ever!

Creed gang unite!

ABI = 2019 tarkov

I am so happy I don't play and put up with this bullshit anymore.

You know, we have better games to play now.