I love the idea that he likely spends hours grooming his beard to make his jaw look like the end of a boat

@jonathanekat3852

2 жыл бұрын

He had a surgery for his jaw.

@timcrook5569

2 жыл бұрын

This comment cracks me up every time I read the end part.

@georgechristaki411

2 жыл бұрын

The end of a boat he cant afford anymore

@rickyp3329

2 жыл бұрын

He played for that roid beard

@nilsdahlin8744

2 жыл бұрын

He spent years grooming an underage girl from the highschool next to mine whose now his current girlfriend. Used to fly her to New York from PA when she was 17 because the consent age for their age gap was 17 not 18 in NY

SEAL Instructor knew exactly what he was doing when he kept kicking him back down the SEAL ladder. Smart man

@chi-king84

2 жыл бұрын

What you mean

@jordan2735

2 жыл бұрын

@@chi-king84 basically they hated him. He talked about it a bit on Rogans podcast.

@logangotcha8429

2 жыл бұрын

I wish they would've covered more about Dan in the military. It definitely seems like the guy is hiding stuff. That & overexaggerating shit like breaking both of his legs. Odds are if you actually broke your legs, there is no way in hell you can even walk even in the best possible scenario.

@jordan2735

2 жыл бұрын

@@logangotcha8429 he had stress fractures which practically everyone gets in the military. I had them when I was in the marines. They hurt like hell but you can def push through it. It’s also an easy out of you wanna tap out and go home. He definitely didn’t break his legs lol.

@Vincisomething

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordan2735 Don't joggers get them too lol? If he quit for that, then it's probably best for all of us he's not in the military. This guy would tap out with side stitches.

Pretty sure the Navy Seals pick recruits that first off, can make it through hell week and other training, but most importantly they only let in people they know they can trust, so him (allegedly) making it through training multiple times and still being dropped says something to me about his true character

@DF-es6tx

2 жыл бұрын

It says he would never work in a team setting he would compromise the mission and lives .

@lushbIood

2 жыл бұрын

@@DF-es6tx yeah I think it is safe not to discredit his work ethic and injuries but he definitely does not belong in a team environment.

@puhoyzzee4364

2 жыл бұрын

Also to get recommended for the seals it’s political

@enforcer5075

2 жыл бұрын

SEALS don't pick the recruits, the candidate only has to pass the PST to get a contract for it and make it through Bootcamp + NSW prep(another PST here) to reach BUD/s Phase 1(Seal Training). You only get 2 total rolls(rolled into the next BUD/s class) from medical and performance combined before you get dropped. Instructors can def make your life harder if they don't like you, but they can't drop you unless you break a rule.

@Bloodworia

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt the whole seal story in general

Mr editor man really couldn’t cut out the minute of nothing when he went Piss

@chi-king84

2 жыл бұрын

Too much work

@chokonnit7337

2 жыл бұрын

you’re asking the xqc editor to cut a part of the true xqc experience?

@Foat_Gucker

2 жыл бұрын

Why cut out the best part of the video?

@Chris____.

2 жыл бұрын

the enjoyment of that part is the chat "hes doing it again trollDespair" "not coming back Aware" "last stream xqcDespair" LMAO

@qeedzhr

2 жыл бұрын

@@Foat_Gucker 15:41 best part 👍

3:52 chat so naive to think his dad didn’t have money stashed away if he was ever caught. I bet Dan is laundering money that was never recovered

@prxviab

2 жыл бұрын

you’d be 100% correct lmfao

Dan- lives a total fake life surranded by people who don’t like him and are only there for a pic on insta with money that his daddy made by scamming poor people. Xqc-“he’s still cool tho”

@revas555

2 жыл бұрын

How do u know

@Guru-mb4mh

2 жыл бұрын

@@revas555 how do you still believe otherwise

He took that "Fake it until you make it" advice too seriously... W for him while it lasted

@HOAheadquarters

2 жыл бұрын

i would rather be homeless than be this fake

@legendofnat5477

2 жыл бұрын

@@HOAheadquarters no you would not

@whosezan7886

2 жыл бұрын

@@HOAheadquarters Kappa

@ArticleEH

2 жыл бұрын

You should see Elizabeth Holmes and her company, 'Theranos'. Now that, is the definition of fake it 'til you make it lmfao

@LilPistacho

2 жыл бұрын

@@legendofnat5477 idk being homeless isn't that bad as long as you got peeps that trust you. You can have 100million and 20 security guards around you bet you you'll be dead and in a ditch before someone who is homeless... cuz no one trust you and you always lying to people. lol (those some people you hired end up killing ya)

Dude is a kappa machine. Sometimes, he can't even remember what he said

@dvls442

2 жыл бұрын

Too much drugs probably

@techguy2696

2 жыл бұрын

@@dvls442 yeah

Love xqcs impression of hasan at 5:21

@DaftPunkSkittle

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

This is a certified XqCL classic

One thing is certain, that dude lived the life 😂😂

@chi-king84

2 жыл бұрын

True

@jaygin6518

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@WobblyRooster

2 жыл бұрын

Still does. LOL people just hatin

@juanrd6921

2 жыл бұрын

@@WobblyRooster bro i always think the same, dudes been broke 2 years now? hahaha he is still living like that

@brandon1357

2 жыл бұрын

Of course, the daycare is impressed with the trust fund baby lol. "haters jealous" 🤓

This editor knows how to make the perfect thumbnail.

@G59METH

2 жыл бұрын

True

@andrewson7224

2 жыл бұрын

baited bois

@G59METH

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewson7224 how? It is in the video

That runescape music hits tho

LMAO THE RUNESCAPE OST

Yo that runescape musc bringing back memories lmao!

reminder berserk is the best manga of all time

@adamsharkawi9271

2 жыл бұрын

🤓

@ParsaPLAN

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamsharkawi9271 Ratio + **CLANG**

@Iturrisoga

2 жыл бұрын

WHO ASKED? LULE

@dzenantalovic1576

2 жыл бұрын

AUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH

@Phasmania

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing

You know you've made it in life if SunnyV2 makes a vid about you.

Yo the editor trynna reel in some extra money.

“I’m taking a bathroom break.. I’ll be back in 48 seconds…” Aware

He’s kind of the Tony Stark in IRL.

Took me 3 months to get a 144 hz monitor, upgrade my PC to DDR4 and then get a RTX 3070. At least I did it honestly though. And all my Dad left me with was his old rolling tray and some seriously nicotine stained Cypress Hill CD's :D

15:51 Got me bricked up out the wazoo. Those are some nice round watermelonie balloonies.

The runescape music slaps

i know i'm late to it all but i just started watching xqc and he is very funny

That RuneScape music though.

8:15 - ironic how chat spams "Train" when really it would turn out to be Felix a week later

If you count the 48 seconds while looking at chat your brain will blue screen

Very few celebs get to save themselves from the facades and dogshit mansions they'll never make use of and struggle to upkeep.

I don’t get why Dan has to lie about how he got his money. No shame about inherited wealth especially 12 Million.

@akaHeart

2 жыл бұрын

because you dont need to tell the entire internet how much you make and how you got the money. When you grow up it's very respectful not to ask people how much they make

@CoconutJewce

2 жыл бұрын

Because to many people, especially envious internet-dwellers, inherited money is worthless and hollow. For example, Trump got a million from his dad and turned it into a billion+, but people only ever look at him as a silver spoon rich kid (clearly did something right). That image of a spoiled rich kid probably didn't jive with what Dan wanted his fabricated image to be.

@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it

2 жыл бұрын

@@akaHeart no lol. if youre honest and fair you have no need to lie and hide your earnings

@gaysfortrump2024

2 жыл бұрын

because his dad got his money through corporate fraud. i imagine you're not allowed to just give your kids stolen money. which is why he made up the poker story to give him plausible deniability it didn't come from money his dad hid away for him.

@prxviab

2 жыл бұрын

@@akaHeart no. cause it’s pretty weird when you are randomly a millionaire at 17, it will make eye brows raise, even more if you use the lies Dan has said

I saw an ignite stand selling vapes at my local mall in Ca . Idk it’s over over

9:32 x says lets be real juicers this is EXACTLY why we all clicked on this video

Last time I was this early my gf was in a bad mood the next morning

xQcoW You Haven't Completed The Challenge, From this Pigeon

Dan blizerian has been a meme for like 8 years.. Gotta give a little credit tho that he was that social media Influenza years before all these others....

5:22 i smell freedom

the runescape music made this all worth watching.

20:18 Gotta love how X misses the point of the entire video with that one question. Obviously Dan looks like the chad compared to some average looking dude. That’s his whole shtick, but it’s mostly a facade.

@Ivheh

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love youtube chatters missing the entire point of a joke.

@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ivheh youre a joke. thats the point?

@user-wg8nb2uj8y

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ivheh Gotta love youtube chatters missing the entire point of a joke. 🤓☝️

@rickyp3329

2 жыл бұрын

I smell jelly

@Uncle-Ruckus.

2 жыл бұрын

who

Crimson chin over here

what a king

The Great Gatsby irl

man gets discharged for shin splints. You cant make this shit up.

Jamestown Travels said that Dan Bilzerian might have made the cut physically, but the higher ups didn't like his attitude. JT said Dan Bilzerian looked "too cavalier" for the U.S. Navy Seals.

Man, it didn't show some of the craziest parts of the vid...

Manz a gta storyline

i genuinely give no fucks about this guy. That being said, the people who have spent literally hundreds, if not thousands of hours from their own lives to try to debunk his, are just as sad as they claim he is.

@ryanbeatbox

2 жыл бұрын

Except the guy narrating this makes money from his youtube videos where he does his research, it's called working for money.

@CMcr0n1k

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbeatbox So, using this logic, being paid for doing something sad makes it less sad ? Hilarious concept. Worst imaginable choice of argument to make, but hilarious none the less.

@prometheus1839

2 жыл бұрын

@@CMcr0n1k and here you are commenting and therefore supporting the content lol.

@CMcr0n1k

2 жыл бұрын

@@prometheus1839 ahhh yes the guy that doesnt know what hes talking about but comments anyway. Go ahead and explain how me commenting is "supporting the content"

@Ace11630

2 жыл бұрын

Well then please explain how did you come to the conclusion that people who made the content are sad?

you know juicers are mostly children when they still think he’s cool after all that lol

@abhish69

2 жыл бұрын

I think Xqc was fangirling more than the chat lol

@slick3996

2 жыл бұрын

@@abhish69 the comments here even more so than the chat, people seem to be doing mental gymnastics justifiying by saying shit like “W he got his money 🤓”

@listertr2756

2 жыл бұрын

you know you've been told you aren't allowed to like him, so you do what you are told lol. You are more gullible than any Bilzerian fans

@Alex9tenGaming

2 жыл бұрын

no its because nobody gives a fuck. It's weird that people like you are so jealous you have nothing but hate in your heart over it. Who the fuck cares. I'd be skeptical to do business with the man but I bet he's a pretty cool guy to hangout with.

Excuses, excuses, excuses... He couldnt make it to Seals, thats all.

He may have lived a short chad life, but at what cost?

15:46 Farming clips OMEGALUL

Keemstar beard OMEGALUL

@HxldenBeats

2 жыл бұрын

Keemstar and Dan both as cringe as each other. Only difference between the two is that Dan actually likes women and doesn't just pretend he does.

"jesus i didnt see those!!!!!" *instant like*

However fast $ comes to you is usually how fast it can leave you.

this man ain’t no gigachad 🤣

Isn’t the fact that he “looks like he doesn’t know what he’s doing” make him the perfect poker player. His poker face is fooling everyone.

@timmyj25

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly that’s why he wasn’t good online

@tiagomota4734

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but poker is fucking hard, im a professional since i make my living playing poker....you dont just learn poker by playing a few times a monthlol....the game is soo fucking deep and watching him play its cringe coz he DOSNT know any strategy what so ever so...you might know a few things about poker from movies or playing vs your friends but to make alot of money its a different monster lol! funny tho

Ignite has successfully rebranded itself as a disposable nicotine vape company. He’s doing fine.

@legendal2463

2 жыл бұрын

i just saw his instagram. Dude was on a yacht full of girls. If that's a downfall where do i sign up

@achromatic1

2 жыл бұрын

​​@@legendal2463 you would have to be really up high if you wanted to fall into his level

@Jekker1435

2 жыл бұрын

@@legendal2463 dont believe anything you see in the internet

This guy looks like gigachad

Walter white poker money strat

That’s what I thought regardless of if it’s fake lol he was still doing it.

aye bro share dat uber eats 😅 comes back… “what happened”

Really called mans Kirkland brand

The big thing to take from paul bilzerisn is that he made 400 million in 1 year and prolly paid 150 million in hie case. Thats not including the other years he made money.

To the one dude in chat that was like "Stress fracture = broken legs" I don't think you know what shin splints are. I mean how legitimately dumb can a person be? Anyone that has had stress fractures understands what I'm talking about.

@amorecredibleusername692

2 жыл бұрын

I used to think stress fractures weren’t a big deal until eventually I actually fucked up my leg. Cumulative damage is no joke.

@johnkonyak8630

2 жыл бұрын

In layman terms he isn’t far off, any leg fracture can be termed as broken legs. Classification can be done based on type, form, mechanism but it still belong to the same spectrum. Most orthopaedics if they were to explain it to non-medicos about stress fracture they will simply say you broke your bone due to excessive usage, and to call it a broken leg though it’s vague it ain’t wrong.

@BravoCheesecake

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnkonyak8630 The guy in chat was trying to make it seem like stress fractures aren't real broken legs. Wait till he has little splinters coming off his bones lololo

@120mmsmoothbore2

2 жыл бұрын

Regardless, you literally cannot do training on broken/fractured limbs, you don't sign away your rights when you enter the military, you are still entitled to medical treatment for injuries. Not only would he be not allowed to do the training, he literally couldn't, you can't walk on broken legs let alone jog/run/swim with them.

Dan forced articles to list him as “the king of Instagram” he tried to fake it till he made it off his trust fund, trust fund kid with muscles and a beard he acts like all rich kids!

well... his vape pods are fire though

Wait how do you go to jail - not graduate and still go to college? Huh ?

17:33 What's with the random Runescape music???

Thumbnail guy, change the thumbnail or make Dan pop out more Looks like an old clip

Can anybody else hear RuneScape music or it just me?

Never heard of this person before lulw

Atrioc is indeed the trendsetter

the last drop wont come out

The thumbnail lol.

@noobicus727

2 жыл бұрын

xqcK

18:09 Who the *FUCK* would *RENT* for *200k* per month?!?! If you can afford 200k a month, you can also just take a loan and buy the fucking thing... *JEZUS FUCKING CHRIST*

Who’s the girl? - your fellow Coomer

@ap_wavyy_8321

2 жыл бұрын

Great question

Jokes aside, he is right, it is kinda weird that someone is trying to "expose" xqc as not being the gaming warlord juicer 10 number 1 insane colossas build muscular crazy handsome successful world-wide jooser faraoh chieftain commander that he is. Feelsweirdman

@zacharyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

FeelsWeirdMan

@fuckgrave

2 жыл бұрын

FeelsWeirdMan chills

All dude had to do is keep his mouth shut and not take interviews

unironically impressed with the trust fund baby lol

Gigachad hooly

Holy fuck that chat is mad. Mad cuz bad.

doug polk... sup doug

What's that burger, dude? I'm hungry man, but it's raining so hard here right now, I can't be fvcked to go outside... I'm defrosting chicken to make curry.

Paying money to have girls around him is a smart way to get more women. The man understands preselection.

@boomwizardyt7228

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly women would flock to him because then people would get jealous which equals more women

This is what happens when you never mature and get alot of money at the age of 50

@Alex9tenGaming

2 жыл бұрын

lol what's mature to you?

The dude is still getting 30m views on insta 😂😂 could've swore he was already out in the public's eye but he is still scamming people with his books and photoshopped lifestyle lol

Budget Giga Chad with steroids trying to be Great Gatsby

anyone else here runescape backtrack? wtf 14:15

Welp, someone’s gotta know her name

Best xqc take at the end of this video. It is kinda weird

buff keemstar

Damn he just eats an watched videos all day huh wow lucky ahaha

Dan Bilzerian is the exact reason why I don't get jealous of rich people posing with a plethora of beautiful women. Without money, he is nothing.

@phantommagnolia

2 жыл бұрын

ye but he has money

@phasuuma83

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantommagnolia And that's good for him, but he only has money because of his fraudster father. And yet he lies about how he got his money and then uses money from his shitty business so that he can pay for women to spend time with him.

@phantommagnolia

2 жыл бұрын

@@phasuuma83 based

@Alex9tenGaming

2 жыл бұрын

When you grow up you won't have to make this weird assumed rationalization for things you don't understand. You can simply not get jealous because it's a negative emotion that doesn't serve you in any way. I hope dan can turn his business around and continue living his best life.

Fake it till you make if this shit is getting pricey...

The crazy thing is, this video can say what ever, yet Dan is still going to continue the crazy lifestyle that many can only wish they had.

@NurmaBP

Жыл бұрын

Nope, the crazy thing is even Dan Bilzerian's image and lifestyle is not real, it's just a persona and PR created for scam and hide some money laundrying. Some idiots would keep continue being in denial, and even inspired to be another Dan Bilzerian.

Geezus!

Fake it till u make it

All this while xQc has a problem with betting and stuff

Tom Nash is a giga chad don’t get it fucked up xqc

Just watch J Aubrey man. You keep watching off brand versions of him

@slick3996

2 жыл бұрын

right, Sunny sounds depressed as hell and makes it seem as if these people lost their careers and are broke now, don’t get me wrong i fucking hate Bilzerian but it just comes off corny from Sunny

15:50

yes x scams and trust funds are badass

@GameTheGalaxy

2 жыл бұрын

i fucking love thinking of a good joke and seeing it pop up in chat. good one chatter.