XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Special One Off Podcast - Did I tell you about the immune system?
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A special one off podcast from the mighty legends.
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In the mean time of listening to these podcasts I've had 3 relationships, a child who is now 7 , 5 different houses, From college to a 30 year old. I have never once got bored.
@saddamhussein8489
2 жыл бұрын
is the child going backwards in age or forwards?
@leerice5867
2 жыл бұрын
Is this you or you as a worm?
@jameshoffa7085
2 жыл бұрын
WHAT A SKANK
@sarahward3522
2 жыл бұрын
Me too! Except two kids haha
@zero1101
2 жыл бұрын
I've never wore it since.
23:31 "The bid lin.... the lid bin...the bin lid...yeah." Hahaha I was crying,had to listen to it a few times.
@PrinceToHisPeople
8 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this on the street was walking past some one at this point and burst out laughing got the dirtiest look ever
@felixc3719
5 жыл бұрын
It's my favourite moment of all the podcasts and I've heard every one a dozen times lol
@scoobydoo1093
4 жыл бұрын
Best. Sentence. Ever.
@gautierh2486
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe it’s his first language😂
@sirloin7633
3 жыл бұрын
The bid lin. Het dil pli. Lip eth nib.
I really hope Karl Ricky and Steve do understand that these podcasts were of worth...they genuinely do cure depression, albeit for an hour, but that hour you can just listen, laugh, forget maybe some of the worries and stresses of your life.
@felixc3719
5 жыл бұрын
You're so right
@WollongongWacko
5 жыл бұрын
Amen, I concur
@omikronweapon
4 жыл бұрын
reminds me of one of the podcasts where Ricky asks Karl what he thinks of soldiers overseas listening to their stuff as comfort. Ricky understands. Karl? meh. He never even realised why people thought he was funny.
@sirloin7633
3 жыл бұрын
Shut up with your depression...nobody cares.
@evoke97
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirloin7633 i do mate
Man Moth should be uppered
@hannahblencowe8399
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes!
@joefangers8228
7 жыл бұрын
TheEndsOfInvention TheGreyArea They were thinking of uppering him but then they found out he wasn't properly.
@mistervanderveer
6 жыл бұрын
If only he wasn't.. demickey.
@matthewbowen517
5 жыл бұрын
@@joefangers8228 I heard he was caught rummanging around
@davidstirrat8815
4 жыл бұрын
Man moth is dickie anders in disguise
This is the most astonishing hour of stupidity ever. It's unbelievable. It's great.
@Serpent1803
2 жыл бұрын
Play it again!
the bid lid the lid bin the bin lid
The wasabi-incident always gets me! "I thought it was a mushy pea." Haha!
@Wingless-
8 жыл бұрын
That's a classy restaurant!
@catherineroberts5078
4 жыл бұрын
I just burst out laughing
@simonyricools
2 жыл бұрын
Serving ONE mushy pea.
@winocarpenter
Жыл бұрын
Gimme some of that coosabi
I wish they made a nature programme with Karl as the narrator lol.
@tom-du2tq
7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Flemming called, do we need these?
People don't realise how much funnier Ricky makes Karl
@janpec10
7 жыл бұрын
By exagurating anything that Karl says and emidently putting cartoony effect on situation, it works brilliantly, and one of main reasons why episodes were so easily to be animated as "cartoon".
@Crinkle65
6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It’s the key to it all.
@jossies451
5 жыл бұрын
I guess that's true. But I was first introduced to Karl through An Idiot Abroad and he was hilarious even without Ricky. I could even argue he was funnier without Ricky cause atleast he got a chance to finish a thought without being interrupted.
@ganjaericco
5 жыл бұрын
@@jossies451 In an idiot abroad Ricky and Steve put him in those situations to bring these reactions out of him. IMO, An Idiot Abroad was much funnier than Moaning of Life. Though, Moaning of Life was funny. Karl is naturally funny.
@mickytaylor2879
4 жыл бұрын
@jonah gould .... Yes I do !!
My favorite sounds are meat cooking/fire, feint sirens/train, the rain, and Karl's voice.
@scoobydoo1093
4 жыл бұрын
Faint
@termeownator
4 жыл бұрын
@@scoobydoo1093 nah, sirens intended to trick people
@capnhawkins
6 ай бұрын
A siren is a scary noise though, I'd prefer the sound of a giant chicken
working 8am-8pm stuffing socks into a rubber bag...makes me choke with laughter every time.
@highnoon7097
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you're enjoying the podcast love but will you stop going on about the fucking sockssss - we're on holiday
Bid lin.... Lid bin... Bin lid! PAHAHAHAA I was crying at that bit. It reminds me of another episode where karl talks about a man falling out of a plane and he can't say high up enough
@nasirchoudhury2012
8 жыл бұрын
Is that the name of a place, high up enough?
@kinganimal3075
8 жыл бұрын
Is that near the province in Russia _Tattoostan_?
@kaigordon4455
8 жыл бұрын
it we highen up...it were high nough... it were highupenuff 😂😂😂
@HopeVJustice
8 жыл бұрын
Haha oh yeh forgot about that!
@LittleLiamful
7 жыл бұрын
What episode?
The fly afterlife theory is one of the craziest things ever to come out of Karl's mouth
@DunkeysLongLostSon
9 жыл бұрын
jazzykoenig And that's saying something.
@GerryBolger
8 жыл бұрын
That and the 'problem hole' theory are pretty mental alright...
@kinganimal3075
8 жыл бұрын
What about the kid giving birth to an old lady?
@jeffreymark475
6 жыл бұрын
The monkey news that was an April fools joke and Karl says "so your saying the monkey knew it was April fools" was the craziest to me
@maldegaar
5 жыл бұрын
The plant shaking is more mental
"As me, or as a worm?"
Karl thinks he's not doing anything of any worth? He's a human antidepressant!
this robin's goin' about wreckin' lives
Now, the bid lin the lid bin the bin lid ye..
@scoobydoo1093
4 жыл бұрын
Braindead Bogan classic
Its not often somthing makes me laugh as much as that fucking plant story
Since I was 15 years old (had to download the shows off pirate bay) I’ve been listening to these brilliantly stupid shows - I’ve had 6 relationships, 4 jobs, lived in 2 different countries and this is still number 1 for me. Always come back nearly every day to just drift away into nonsense land. I’m 28 and I will continue to listen to these for the rest of my life
Brilliant, just finished listening through all of them from the beginning - and its been my best few months of work ever, sat there listening to this while working, laughing my arse off - just wanted to say a big thanks for doing what you did.
Suddenly, a plant grasses you up... Legendary...
@Milan_Smidt
6 жыл бұрын
He wasn't expecting that
@omikronweapon
4 жыл бұрын
You'd just admit your crime. Either a plant, or Columbo. You don't try to run and escape, or fight, you just accept your fate. And explain exáctly how you did it :P
"It felt like me 'ead was caving in"!!!!!! x
rickys voices are incredible, my favourite will probably always be the lock ness monster though, ooh you big monster you
@Milan_Smidt
6 жыл бұрын
the Brixton dragon.. -....ah i see what you mean..
@Crunch_Buttsteak
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is Mancula or Manc Drac if you prefer.
@olliel6483
5 жыл бұрын
Not true baaabehhh
@tommyshelby5904
4 жыл бұрын
I like the jailer "what is it?"
I love how Karl thinks a blind person might be given working eyes in the afterlife, but someone who's donated their eyes after death is destined to be a blind ghost. Wonderful logic.
@jackrichardson4089
Жыл бұрын
I'd rather be a blind moth.
Listen to this on 0.50 speed guys. It makes it 10x funnier than what it normally is xD
@ValkyrieDaisy95
9 жыл бұрын
I is illiterate Change it to 2... my sides hurt so much from laughing x'D!!
@CrossAunt
8 жыл бұрын
+I is illiterate Oh my god! They sound high.
@atorres11720
8 жыл бұрын
how do you change the speed? im on my phone..
@atorres11720
8 жыл бұрын
***** ohhhh ok. Thanks.
@zakparker5272
8 жыл бұрын
+I is illiterate haha they sound drunk
47:39, basically Karl accurately predicts the future
@Thebossstage1
2 жыл бұрын
Giant germs?
my favourite is when Steve is reading the bit about Karl asking about the immune system.
Give 'em some of that ku-sabi
@erizzle67
8 жыл бұрын
...and Tonto.
I know....you were packing f****** socks...let's not talk about it for a week! Lmao 😂😂
"Well that's when it'd be best not to have your eyes, wouldn't it..." "...I'd walk sideways so nobody would sort of tell the difference..." "Right, I'm in for the night now! Where's me slipper?"
This was the first one I had heard and I can't believe now I've heard every single one. Omg. It's been yearsss
33:55- put your clothes in a bin bag! Lol
*I don't believe it HE'S GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN CNTT*
Any man moth video gets a 10/1 like to dislike ratio? Why? This is genius. Plus this episode alone is for me the single greatest podcast they’ve ever done
The long and winding comedic buildup to the point where Karl is finally asked the next question and answers “uh as me or as a worrm” LOLOLOL. Also his view on life when the worm is (spoiler alert) eaten.. He makes such a good point. The man really is a wordsmith. And I am no baby, but I wonder if people in my house find it terrifying to hear me laughing at 4:30 AM
59:30 The immune system
25:05 one of the best Karl rants.
There was this one time when I was babysitting 4 month old nephew who was fast asleep and I was thinking about this conversation about waking up to the sound of a baby laughing and literally as I finished my thought I heard my nephew laughing. It was one of the weirdest and creepiest experiences in my life.
@omikronweapon
4 жыл бұрын
I've seen a couple of videos where kids just instantly wake up after being put to bed and start chatting away to each other. Must be creepy as shit if you don't know they do stuff like that.
karl is so right about putting shoes on when going to the shops. ricky and steve actually think leaving the house in slippers is acceptable wow
4:31 - Savage from Steve 😂
The immune system scenario is perfect for this title...what made it more funny is that Steve corpsed at trying to read it 🤣😂
Karl's 'sock packing' scenario where he instantly forgets the time he said his shift finishes kills me every time I hear it 😂
"your 'art, your 'ight, your weight..."
Favourite parts: Changin' a lung n that uppered, go away you, leave the door you you just pop out.. 'ows that 'appened? Ahh Forget it! (classic pilkington) bid lin, lid bin... the bin lid? if he (GOD) owns the place, i can't imagine him being on the door
Karl is talking some serious twaddle in this one mate
@sadywootten7668
5 жыл бұрын
It's all right, innit?!? :D
@tommyshelby5904
4 жыл бұрын
Weird innit
1:00:25 This is the part everyone is waiting to hear.
The sock packing anedote is so funny
@owenrichardson5213
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. one of my favourite conversations ever..
give me ya fukin wallet !!! hahahahaha
The flower story is legendary
One of my favorites right here
34:00 I love the idea of Karl's ghost having underpant marks:.)
A noise I love would be a bongo, bloody love a good bongo.
Bad jobs... Best ever conversation! Packing socks in a rubber bag!
These Podcasts get me through Pharmacy School
Ah man, when the flower story starts I’m already starting to laugh 😂
Hahahaha Ricky’s so funny when he goes ‘’ you cnt why did you sleep with her!!?!’ looool yes it is lovely in the park
Thanks for the upload.
@Exoamylase
9 жыл бұрын
np
@TreeBeardNero
9 жыл бұрын
No problem man, glad to help.
@gibbs7444
8 жыл бұрын
+. Nero Why are you saying no problem
@gibbs7444
8 жыл бұрын
+Phatlip why are you saying np
They were doing something of great worth IMHO.
39:27 Karl to Suzanne before he spoke to the Italian fireman at the door.
Why are we not starting a petition for them to make more. They have to look at these comments, and realise what help they are doing for people. Come On Ricky. !!!!
“Now the, the bid lin…the lid bin…the bin lid”
23:20 "Bid lin... the lid bin... the bin lid! Yep..."
23:30 the bid lin, the lid bin, the bin lid, yeah
help me through CoVid19 you 3 beautiful horsemen👍🏽👍🏽
PLAY A RECORD !!!!!!!
Comparing these to the edited versions produced by the Guardian illustrates why creativity should not and cannot be controlled.. it dilutes the genius
Karl having a spiritual awakening 16:00
23:10 Flieeeees hahahahaha
The bid lin... too funny
23:31
Lmaooo, when Karl has a go at God I think that is Peak Pilkington His mind questions everything And that is a beautiful thing HAHAHAHA
Many people who are totally blind regularly have to go without a good night's sleep because of disruptions to their circadian rhythms
Lundun does me ed in.....Sumint for im to do in it...... Talkin abou God.......I want Karl for a brother.
Carl's world is like a Rold Dahl novel.
Can you imagine wearing one big monocle 😂😂
Have I told you about the immune system?
It’s 2020 the germs are everywhere!!! Did Karl predict the Coof?
-You can pop out and get the paper and milk in your slippers can't you? Without any harm done? -No. -....... oh. Apparently not.
There's about 10 Karl channels that all play the same shows over and over.
I'm struggling to find the podcast/show where they discuss musical corps in the Army and Karl says "Put her at the front" when Ricky brings up Susan Boyle. Any ideas?
@kneale08
7 жыл бұрын
It's towards the end of the world cup podcast.
@johnhill2176
7 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate 👍
The bid lin. The lid bin. The lin bid. The bin lid.
That bit of twaddle about them putting some medicine for a horse in a mouse to cure the flu, did Karl predict hydroxychloroquine?
is this a special one off podcast they did together or a mash up of best bits? I'm sure I've heard the bird eating a worm story but with Ricky shouting at Karl saying he'd interfere with that but not with Rosa Parks on the bus
Hey Man Moth do you know when this was recorded?
"Not now..."
46:41 ooh look, little fella
Is stephen even that weird looking? I always think it's strange how much his appearance is commented on
@AA-hg5fk
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, he is. Extremely lanky and goggle-eyed
40:00 Ricky’s garden
KP for prime minister
@StarblindKing
8 жыл бұрын
+David Jones KP looks after me!
@Goochbot
7 жыл бұрын
I'm a KP nut!
@WollongongWacko
5 жыл бұрын
KP works for me!
what was this podcast for?
According to Karl we’ll be choking on giant germs floating around in the air next year 😳🤢🤮
@scoobydoo1093
4 жыл бұрын
Bilbo Baggins this aged well 😷 #coronavirus
@tommymaguire7407
4 жыл бұрын
Karl’s visionariness strikes again. He should be uppered
@stephencooper5155
3 жыл бұрын
Scarily prophetic tbh
Packing socks in a rubber bag
Was this where Ricky first thought up After Life?
Alternative title: this flower solved a crime
Karl’s prediction for 2020 was not far from the truth. Just smaller size germs.
ollll scrann
Karl is fluent in newspeak
The bid lin...
I'd love to get my socks in a rubber bag
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