XFM - Educating Ricky Complete Compilation Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant

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Fall Asleep to "some of the best podcasting ever made" - XFM
The Ricky Gervais Show featuring Stephen Merchant & Karl Pilkington
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Alright? The best bits of Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington's XFM radio sessions.
Featuring funny moments like Monkey News, Rockbusters or Karl's Diary.
Every season and episode of XFM radio, podcast and guide complete compilation.
- Weird, innit?
#RickyGervais #KarlPilkington #StephenMerchant #XFM #BlackScreen

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  • @EKOvision
    @EKOvision2 жыл бұрын

    ‘It’s not his volt’ wins every time, especially Ricky’s increasing laughter each time he repeats it😂

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tyroon81

    @tyroon81

    2 жыл бұрын

    Awwwww forget it😩

  • @dannyhernandez1212

    @dannyhernandez1212

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tyroon81 that and his "we'll just bin it" followed by the screaming to keep going is a great gag.

  • @dr9660

    @dr9660

    Жыл бұрын

    What always kills me is when Ricky slowly realizes the pun as he’s mid sentence and just trails off and dies laughing

  • @KJ_2020
    @KJ_2020 Жыл бұрын

    Different stories For different things

  • @mcdaly93
    @mcdaly93 Жыл бұрын

    No way anyone is sleeping to this with Ricky's laugh lool

  • @BarmyTwubble

    @BarmyTwubble

    Жыл бұрын

    Listened to every single one now a billion times over the years, ricky owes me a mobile phone! I was sleeping on my sofa before work and it was about 4am, i woke up to ricky Screaming so high pitched, eoookoooioooo monkeyyyy newssssss and then squeekkng like fuck. So i threw my phone across the room and broke the screen lol. Poxy noise lool

  • @IIETMII

    @IIETMII

    Жыл бұрын

    😂 woke me up loads last night

  • @darthmong7196

    @darthmong7196

    Жыл бұрын

    I just did. Although I just had a dream about hanging bacon.

  • @mookt3873

    @mookt3873

    Жыл бұрын

    slept thru it XD

  • @BenjaminGoose

    @BenjaminGoose

    Жыл бұрын

    @@darthmong7196 I think you mean 'angingg bacon.

  • @sidewayspagan9221
    @sidewayspagan9221 Жыл бұрын

    It's amazing how this trainwreck of a show is so utterly fantastic. Love it. Thanks for the uploads.

  • @jamie6165

    @jamie6165

    Жыл бұрын

    I think that's what makes it so perfect hahahaha

  • @mrfatuchi

    @mrfatuchi

    9 ай бұрын

    Its really fascinating how they came together, both Ricky and Steve once they realized how funny Karl is they put no effort into it planning wise and just let Karl do whatever he wants and somehow it worked.

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013

    @oBuLLzEyEo1013

    7 ай бұрын

    I'm sooo upset I could have really used this when it first came out and I was a teenager but better late than ever I suppose...

  • @xbeyondthegatex
    @xbeyondthegatex Жыл бұрын

    “I’m kermitted to this treatment!” 😂🐸 (49:48)

  • @saxogrammaticus3917
    @saxogrammaticus391710 ай бұрын

    I want to see that Clive Warren flick...sounds like a blockbuster

  • @slipperysloper3721
    @slipperysloper37212 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for putting these all together. They’re goddamn works of art.

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    best trio ever

  • @wartem
    @wartem Жыл бұрын

    Karl is right about his tomatoes. Wealthy Europeans used pewter plates, which were high in lead content. Because tomatoes are so high in acidity, when placed on this particular tableware, the fruit would leach lead from the plate, resulting in many deaths from lead poisoning. No one made this connection between plate and poison at the time; the tomato was picked as the culprit. Around 1880, with the invention of the pizza in Naples, the tomato grew widespread in popularity in Europe.

  • @RockLou

    @RockLou

    Жыл бұрын

    Play a record

  • @rp4173
    @rp4173 Жыл бұрын

    The jingle that Smerch and Ricky came up with on the fly was amazing. This three really do have the perfect chemistry.

  • @BLSFL_HAZE
    @BLSFL_HAZE10 ай бұрын

    Ricky: WA WA-WA WA-WAAH WAAH, WA WA-WA WA-WAAH WAAH, DINGA-LILINGA-LILINGA-LILINGA-LILING!!!! Steve: Educating Ricky. 😂

  • @Top10WizardReviews
    @Top10WizardReviews Жыл бұрын

    I love when Karl almost breaks character. And by that I mean he sometimes realizes he is full of it, almost goes on a laughing fit, but the stories are just too golden not to share so he soldiers on.

  • @DevilishBeaver0
    @DevilishBeaver0 Жыл бұрын

    "did that just go out"

  • @Weirdinnit
    @Weirdinnit2 жыл бұрын

    hope you enjoy the show pilky dons good night

  • @gythftfujvf6hk539

    @gythftfujvf6hk539

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks, but why is the audio looped ?

  • @kayfoulds1492

    @kayfoulds1492

    10 ай бұрын

    Did you hear about the chicken who had it's head cut off ran around as they do and never stopped.they used to feed it by putting the food down it's neck.i think it was mexico.was true I saw it

  • @UnderAGlassMetropolis
    @UnderAGlassMetropolis11 ай бұрын

    "Being in a hall and having our dog licking me face"

  • @phatphap_taitam
    @phatphap_taitam Жыл бұрын

    love the fact that you dont just make him look like the main character in these

  • @nardo259

    @nardo259

    Жыл бұрын

    He's gonna take you back to the past. to play the shitty games that suck ass.

  • @phatphap_taitam

    @phatphap_taitam

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nardo259 If only there were more seasons of this amazing anime.

  • @ReachForTheSky
    @ReachForTheSky2 жыл бұрын

    Love the superhero bit. OI! COME 'ERE!

  • @darthmong7196
    @darthmong71962 жыл бұрын

    I for one felt quite enlightened to learn of Brian Blessed shitting himself.

  • @lewisovs13
    @lewisovs132 жыл бұрын

    'Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days'

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    im dying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darthmong7196

    @darthmong7196

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dammit I was almost asleep. My ears heard it before me brain and I awoke laughing.

  • @manuelcampos8417

    @manuelcampos8417

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Weirdinnit.. Ar

  • @Paddington_Clifford

    @Paddington_Clifford

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lest we forget

  • @mrjth10000

    @mrjth10000

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude was definitely cheating

  • @EscapeFromDaSystem
    @EscapeFromDaSystem Жыл бұрын

    2:53 oh !!!! can't belive it, I found it. I knew Karl said the word "dismiss" ONCE instead of 'poo poo' and thats it. there it is ahah 😂

  • @reluctantrealist6861
    @reluctantrealist6861 Жыл бұрын

    Whenever Karl says "Yep" quickly he is TALKING SHIT

  • @hohohohehehe6910
    @hohohohehehe69102 жыл бұрын

    'Shut your face' was an upgraded version of 'shut up'. This came about in the 16th century in England. It was used to mean withholding money or kindness from someone.

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @rogueuniversities6866

    @rogueuniversities6866

    Жыл бұрын

    'Fuck you' is a shortened version of 'go fuck yourself,', a phrase that originated around the 90's. 'Up yours' had the same meaning, in a way - it meant put your dick up your arse. Weird insult, yes, but so is 'wanker', which is really just someone who masturbates a lot. And most adult men who don't have partners masturbate a lot. 'Taking the piss', apparently came from morning erections. A morning erection is often caused by a full bladder - whilst kids will just pee the bed, adults will often get an erection, preventing them peeing easily. As they have an erection, their penis looks larger than usual (for many men, but especially those who are "growers"). Removing their urine involves their erect penis returning to its flaccid state, thus (again in most men) making it smaller. Therefore taking the piss out of someone was related to saying they had a small penis.

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    9 ай бұрын

    Don't. Talk. Shit

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan44109 ай бұрын

    " They weren't Properly...? " GOLD

  • @mitchpitch
    @mitchpitch Жыл бұрын

    1:30:50 saving this golden timestamp.

  • @nickyg1482
    @nickyg14822 жыл бұрын

    Love this

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    legend

  • @SmashMadness1126
    @SmashMadness11262 жыл бұрын

    Comments. Do we need em?

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes we most definately do!!!!!

  • @MrSandalwood
    @MrSandalwood Жыл бұрын

    Cheers gentlemen I love listerning to you all...

  • @paigetara9640

    @paigetara9640

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😅❤p😊

  • @lewisjones2825
    @lewisjones2825 Жыл бұрын

    "Chewing the fat" means talking just because the jaw keeps moving

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 Жыл бұрын

    Certain spinal chords weren't severed when the head was cut off😂 Ok Steve😁

  • @PommeLavande
    @PommeLavande Жыл бұрын

    Alrite. Been 6 months, good bit of commentage now.

  • @MrSilkable

    @MrSilkable

    Жыл бұрын

    Plenty of grippage

  • @oscarpye8151
    @oscarpye81517 ай бұрын

    35:47 I actually had a teacher at my school when if you used to ask them something, they’d say something else about the subject and then go and read the answer to your question from the textbook or from their computer and then would come back and answer it later 😂

  • @criminologystudent1nvestig523
    @criminologystudent1nvestig523 Жыл бұрын

    Learning Karl, I need some learning

  • @amp4105
    @amp410510 ай бұрын

    IM GONNA BURST

  • @gythftfujvf6hk539
    @gythftfujvf6hk539 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for this, but the audio is looped. Why ?

  • @Nytephyre
    @Nytephyre10 ай бұрын

    Love these. Don’t understand sleeping to it though. For me , the steady background noise of a fan works wonders.

  • @Bucketbrain82
    @Bucketbrain822 жыл бұрын

    👽👉🧍🏻🧔🏻‍♂️

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan44109 ай бұрын

    "white elephant..." From a dodgy salesman... Story.. Karl is so talented.

  • @dholc
    @dholc Жыл бұрын

    30:48

  • @jonfoulkes3160
    @jonfoulkes316010 ай бұрын

    "Amploid" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster226110 ай бұрын

    Christ, imagine thinking the elephant man is set in the 30s.

  • @WolfColaUK
    @WolfColaUK Жыл бұрын

    He's like the pot noodle of information. I'm not nourished by it..

  • @29memyselfandi

    @29memyselfandi

    Жыл бұрын

    Good analogy. Like a Pot Noodle it’s full of rubbish yet oddly satisfying.

  • @Maedley.Haphenheim

    @Maedley.Haphenheim

    Жыл бұрын

    Hungry news. Leaves u thirsty for more

  • @einfoIk
    @einfoIk2 жыл бұрын

    That’s rickydiculous

  • @seanjamespaulmurphy1000
    @seanjamespaulmurphy100011 ай бұрын

    The tomato fact is real

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 Жыл бұрын

    It riveted away, is one of the funniest things Karl has ever said. I don't know which episode it's on

  • @rorylouw4702
    @rorylouw4702 Жыл бұрын

    Alien gives man a beard. Is he refering to Travis Walton? Think he was on Rogans podcast. Immagine if Karl interviewed him.

  • @AllTheHurt
    @AllTheHurt Жыл бұрын

    Ages ago.. 17th century?

  • @nardo259
    @nardo259 Жыл бұрын

    MY PILKYBONE IS FUCKING GOING MAD

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 Жыл бұрын

    Steve: ..."1970's?" ....

  • @lg8894
    @lg8894 Жыл бұрын

    What happened to “If only it was raining”???

  • @winterc.2476
    @winterc.24762 ай бұрын

    11:20 : Oh yeah

  • @josephwhittaker4067
    @josephwhittaker40672 жыл бұрын

    the crab thing is only a little bit true

  • @msloan8273
    @msloan82732 жыл бұрын

    I want to find out about the fella who blinked

  • @chloerayn
    @chloerayn Жыл бұрын

    Looked up the ‘cat out of the bag’ story as I was horrified and needed to verify. Looks like Karl’s got the details wrong again. It seems livestock was switched not meat.

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 Жыл бұрын

    He looked up the date!! Oh.. No he didn't, his mate emailed it in. 🤦‍♂️

  • @KlydeKruja
    @KlydeKruja Жыл бұрын

    Ban gulls

  • @Maglorfin
    @Maglorfin2 жыл бұрын

    And it was only his nose that wasn't Harry

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattheineken
    @mattheineken Жыл бұрын

    Where the ninnies did slib.

  • @joeianson6884
    @joeianson68847 ай бұрын

    37:16 2:00:30 3:15:30

  • @krisbest6405
    @krisbest6405 Жыл бұрын

    I,m watching Perseverance Rover everyday ,whats going kn with the ruins.?

  • @mdh8320
    @mdh832011 ай бұрын

    Karl was right about tomatoes being poisonous because of lead plates. In the late 1700s, European Aristocrats ate tomatoes off of pewter plates, which had high lead content. Tomato acid leached lead off the plates, and people got lead poisoning as they consumed the food.

  • @First-Last_name
    @First-Last_name Жыл бұрын

    I need to hear more about hairy Chinese kid

  • @Weirdinnit
    @Weirdinnit2 жыл бұрын

    SERIOUSLY KARL!!!

  • @SphynxsShadow

    @SphynxsShadow

    2 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about!?

  • @karlhungus5725

    @karlhungus5725

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bloke from Manchester went a bit balder than the rest, got a job on radio......

  • @tyroon81

    @tyroon81

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@karlhungus5725 E was normal🤭

  • @goatclips2222
    @goatclips22222 жыл бұрын

    Weird init

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo10132 жыл бұрын

    Congress Tart...

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @SpecialOrder935
    @SpecialOrder9357 ай бұрын

    The frog thing .. do I look like one or ?

  • @fricky2676
    @fricky26762 жыл бұрын

    No comments? Weird innit.

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello Richard

  • @Weirdinnit
    @Weirdinnit2 жыл бұрын

    what they do do if the do do that

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster2261 Жыл бұрын

    The first feature of this video makes me think we need to get Karl and Travis Walton in a room.

  • @ronpatrick4215
    @ronpatrick4215 Жыл бұрын

    W

  • @kayfoulds1492
    @kayfoulds149210 ай бұрын

    Carl,not only are tomatoes bad for arthritis but they are dangerous to feed dogs as the seeds turn to cyanide in the dogs stomach...you can have that😂

  • @kayfoulds1492
    @kayfoulds149210 ай бұрын

    The plague Carl😂

  • @simonforrest97
    @simonforrest97 Жыл бұрын

    Grew a beard in 3 days? That's impressive.

  • @christopherborum6551

    @christopherborum6551

    Жыл бұрын

    I had a friend in college who could grow essentially a full beard in a day. He went to a military for one PG year after high school. Students were required to be clean-shaven. He would shave in the morning and then have to run back to his room after lunch and shave again so he didn't get a demerit.

  • @mack8488

    @mack8488

    10 ай бұрын

    @@christopherborum6551 his name was karl?

  • @christopherborum6551

    @christopherborum6551

    10 ай бұрын

    @@mack8488 Mike

  • @mack8488

    @mack8488

    10 ай бұрын

    @@christopherborum6551 then your name must be karl....🙂

  • @cannibalisticvegan8461
    @cannibalisticvegan8461 Жыл бұрын

    he is seriously not wrong about that tomato one, it seems like shite but mind you renaissance europe was not a place of microbiology or gmo's so they ate lead with tons of stuff especially after 1500

  • @5432hellogoodbye
    @5432hellogoodbye2 жыл бұрын

    love they threw the libertines in there

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    hahahha

  • @aight329
    @aight3292 жыл бұрын

    Play a record

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    play a record!!!

  • @stephaniediaz1872
    @stephaniediaz1872 Жыл бұрын

    working?

  • @cassandras8797
    @cassandras8797 Жыл бұрын

    the entire crab story around 2 hours in is even more obvious bollocks than half of Karl's stories, holy shit ....okay so yes, Karl could tell

  • @TheSilentknight1520
    @TheSilentknight1520 Жыл бұрын

    I really like how you cut it halfway through sentences 🙄

  • @ryanross1905
    @ryanross19052 жыл бұрын

    B

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    c

  • @alexwalker71
    @alexwalker7110 ай бұрын

    😊😊😊😊dr😊6😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😂😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😅😅😊😊😅😅😊

  • @Maedley.Haphenheim
    @Maedley.Haphenheim Жыл бұрын

    Poor sound quality on this recording

  • @enterpassword3313

    @enterpassword3313

    10 ай бұрын

    Nah its fine

  • @cas_tiger_sub4-glitches
    @cas_tiger_sub4-glitches Жыл бұрын

    You can tell Carl actually believes in aliens lol 👽

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    9 ай бұрын

    There are worse things to believe in

  • @cas_tiger_sub4-glitches

    @cas_tiger_sub4-glitches

    9 ай бұрын

    I'd mistyped 😄 i didn't mean it like that, I wasn't laughing at aliens. I typed aliens to get the 👽 emoji then forgot to delete the aliens word...........if thst makes sense confused 😕 🤔

  • @omerta8713
    @omerta87132 жыл бұрын

    A

  • @Weirdinnit

    @Weirdinnit

    2 жыл бұрын

    b

  • @cerealfamine1
    @cerealfamine1 Жыл бұрын

    1:57:37 a fart?

  • @youvebeengreeked

    @youvebeengreeked

    Жыл бұрын

    YES WTF

  • @nathaniel8854
    @nathaniel8854 Жыл бұрын

    They weren’t…properly.

  • @ronpatrick4215
    @ronpatrick4215 Жыл бұрын

    Espw

  • @stephaniediaz1872
    @stephaniediaz1872 Жыл бұрын

    mommy?

  • @maxwellhouse750
    @maxwellhouse7509 ай бұрын

    Seems like Karl does 90% of the work. Not sure of Stephen Merchants role other than to be a know it all

  • @stevowilliams8279

    @stevowilliams8279

    7 ай бұрын

    He’s the lanky co-writer

  • @stephaniediaz1872
    @stephaniediaz1872 Жыл бұрын

    daddy?

  • @seasonedbeefs
    @seasonedbeefs Жыл бұрын

    Borderline abuse and Steve is getting a slap

  • @My2Cents1
    @My2Cents1 Жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or does Steve always sound like he's fake laughing?

  • @J3LLY_B3ANIE

    @J3LLY_B3ANIE

    Жыл бұрын

    Yh I always thought that aswell

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013

    @oBuLLzEyEo1013

    Жыл бұрын

    Just when Ricky makes a joke...

  • @ronpatrick4215
    @ronpatrick4215 Жыл бұрын

    A w Zea ro ypw

  • @oscarsmall8719
    @oscarsmall8719 Жыл бұрын

    Awful editing,

  • @lmm2103
    @lmm2103 Жыл бұрын

    Can anyone explain what is funny about this?

  • @andrewmullen6256

    @andrewmullen6256

    Жыл бұрын

    If you need it explaining then go watch summat else perhaps?

  • @enterpassword3313

    @enterpassword3313

    10 ай бұрын

    The entire video? Thats a funny question

  • @EllieIrelandLaw

    @EllieIrelandLaw

    4 ай бұрын

    Dicky Anderson!!!!

  • @gelatinskeleton8745
    @gelatinskeleton8745 Жыл бұрын

    So, I want to be educated… Were Ricky and Stephen on the air every day of the week? And, had Carl on once a week? Or, was Carl simply there with them every time?

  • @whatwhattowns

    @whatwhattowns

    Жыл бұрын

    As far as I remember Ricky and Steve did a Saturday show at a station called XFM. Karl was their producer. Wasn’t supposed to have a role on the show but they gradually “discovered” him and eventually, in fact rather quickly, he is essentially a 3rd host.

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