We did a community quiz earlier where I showed the thumbnail and asked everyone to guess the title. My favourites include: "Disco Elysium Dating Sim goes WRONG"' "Nii-san's race descent has only worsened since I last saw him!" "My race-realist Waifu" "8 minutes of Measurehead's romantic comments to soothe your soul" "Top 10 most viable bachelors in 2019’s Disco Elysium" "Racist man gets isekai'd into the life of an anime school girl" "Haplogroup B4 invents NTR" "You can't Measure my excitement!" "Nii-sans body betrays his dеgеneracy" "My girlfriend lectures me on semen retention" "Headmeasurer DESTROYS dеgеnerate anime boy with facts and logic" "Measurehead measures your head while explaining why you're inherently inferior (ASMR)" "Föminist? No, not you, no one believes this" "Icebreaker turns back time to make his GF a lοIi" "Anime and the racial enigma, a four-hour video essay." "Measurehead Romance Walthrough (All Endings 100%) [Mega-Raсіѕt DLC]"

@TheAgamemnon911

4 ай бұрын

A bit KZread-'culture' specific, but all of those are pure comedy gold.

@frankmanismyname1147

Ай бұрын

"MEASUREHEAD IS NOT INTERESTED IN A KOJKO AND ITS HORRIBLE POTATO SKIN"

Woman: *glances at me in the gym* Me internally: ARE YOU ADMIRING MY MORPHOPHYSIOLOGY?

@meursaultroquentin

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the laugh!

@gamesdeen3768

2 ай бұрын

Electrochemistry: Medium-Success: Hit on her now. She wants you, obviously.

Funniest part was the music kicking in every time he spoke. Man's sigma aura is so powerful it has its own theme song.

@JamrockHobo

9 ай бұрын

I think Joyce is the only other person in the game who has such a memorable theme just for her own person

@viibeknight

8 ай бұрын

@@JamrockHobo I fondly remember being enchanted by the music while listening to Joyce unfold the world of Disco Elysium. I don't think I'll ever forget it.

@krollic

7 ай бұрын

agreed but this is alpha energy not sigma

@jchrispy3621

7 ай бұрын

What is the name of the song?

@anitaremenarova6662

7 ай бұрын

@@jchrispy3621 It's just the harbor theme.

Measurehead absolutely DESTROYS the unpromising ham sandwich in the marketplace of ideas

@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953

24 күн бұрын

What anime is this from?

@JohanKylander

12 күн бұрын

​@@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953Disco Elysium

'You': "Worst thing she can say is no, right?" Her: "YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY, HAM SANDWICH"

Measurehead truly is the ultimate waifu

@saibot-qu8xz

9 ай бұрын

The hardest route to clear for sure.

@scush

3 ай бұрын

“You mean Jean-Luc, my Race Mentor? He's a great teacher,  ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶  an anime girl of *virtù*.”

@WhiteThunder121

Ай бұрын

I can fix him

@ibish9513

23 күн бұрын

@@WhiteThunder121 Implying you're not the one in need of the fixing here

@WhiteThunder121

23 күн бұрын

@@ibish9513 There is no fixing me.

alternative Klaasje version: the worst she can say is no but what is the worst *you* can say?

@bergonath8851

6 ай бұрын

"I want to have fuck with you!"

I cannot begin to describe how badly I want these measurehead voicelines as my alarm or ringtone. *ominous music starts blasting* ~ "DEGENERATE, you must be out of your mind"

@Zarmdthecoolest

7 ай бұрын

That's nice and all, but please imagine grocery shopping and suddenly hearing that from no discernible source

@broblerone413

3 ай бұрын

@@Zarmdthecoolest everyone in the immediate vicinity shits themselves

@hlibushok

8 күн бұрын

I don't know how you can get the pure voicelines as an audio file, but putting Measurehead's theme on the ringtone is honestly a very funny idea.

This is great, but i wish there was a failed check overlay at the beginning

@cloud0368

9 ай бұрын

Suggestion [Trivial: Failure] - The words have already left your mouth...

I cant stop imagining a real show doing that

@bobbobby475

7 ай бұрын

Unlock Ruckus of he had a different way with his words

"Our mothers are the one who teach us to receive affection from the opposite sex. _A bond you have clearly not experienced._ " Bro really just said "motherless behavior"

I literally felt so humiliated and anxious while playing this through my first play. I kept died to that mf and the background was not helping at all

@jaimepujol5507

9 ай бұрын

that's why in your second playthrough you max out on physique

@crabofchaos7881

6 ай бұрын

​@@jaimepujol5507yeah, half-light can show him who's the bitch.

@hodoupmer

5 ай бұрын

measurehead was ok, evrart on the other hand gave me stomach aches

@crabofchaos7881

5 ай бұрын

@@hodoupmer they're both pretty terrible, but Evrart is a vile stinker. Measurehead is kind of lost in this fantasy of masculinity and the funky race theory. He's naive in a way? I haven't become the icebreaker though, so I haven't explored him roleplaying as a nazi.

@user-pr7ll4pe4j

4 ай бұрын

@@crabofchaos7881 But is he lost? Harry really is degenerate.

Why is there a supercut of my dating life on youtube?

@JamrockHobo

9 ай бұрын

The day my tinder date calls me a genetic blob of polycultural capital will be the favourite day of my life

Absolute unit, telling him to leave before he embarrasses himself any further, and leaves before they can.

I don't know what about the line "OVER PRODUCTION OF SEBUM IS LEAKING INTO THEIR MINDS" or some such, but it kills me everytime

@JamrockHobo

9 ай бұрын

"SEBUM IS LEAKING INTO THEIR BRAINS, MAKING THEM LISTEN TO *EL MARIACHI* MUSIC AND EAT TOXIC MINCED MEAT BASED FOOD. WHICH IN TURN ONLY PRODUCES MORE SEBUM."

@blademaster4361

8 ай бұрын

A "GLANDULAR PROBLEM."

She denied him a second in, but she kept drilling him for the next two minutes and fourteen seconds. . .

@zanderhenriksen6776

7 ай бұрын

He did ask "but why?" after all

>tfw zemlayan haplogroup r1a its over

@fauxdude9756

Ай бұрын

kek welcome to revachol

I really want to see people with no prior experience with DE react to this, it must be like a dam' flashbang of just "DEGENERATE, YOU...".

@azureflame2223

6 ай бұрын

All I know of disco Elysium is that there are many voices affecting narration. This smacked with just, "wtf? This is amazing!"

@shadowcween7890

6 ай бұрын

"YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY."

@dariussonofjazzlin7433

21 күн бұрын

I showed my friend who hasn't played but wanted a sample of the writing. He told me he felt put in his place and his ego will need 3 months to recover 😂

I told my man to go for the 360° flying spin-kick! But did he listen? Nooo

Biggest Semenese nationalist, living permanently in his Revachol apartment

@Alice-he2zh

3 ай бұрын

Not knowing a single word of semenese.

The funniest part is that his theme kicks in every time he speaks. The part that got me: Weeb: but why? Girl: DEGENERATE

A ham sandwich going it's own way 🥪

I love that he's one of the few characters who has a more abstract portrait simply through having a strong enough belief in racisms lmao

Ham sandwich moment 🥪

I'd take the window as an exit.

the semen restrain group requires 8 minutes of measurehead doctrine, this was not a request but an order, ham sandwich.

(S)He just keeps going man, even after the killing blow!

I think I watched this video like 50 times already, I just can't get over it, I need Measurehead to wake me up with a “DEGENERATE, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND” every single day of my life.

@fan-kh7ps

21 күн бұрын

YOU MUST BEEE OUT OF YOUR BED BY NOW!

The man is already dead, woman, you don’t have to stake his corpse for his peers to witness.

Suggestion (easy: failure)

In disco elysium we love just one man and that man is Kim Kitsuragi

Saving this to my Disco Elysium playlist. Very well done

Any time the poor guy thinks its over... She prepares for another punch

She really did let him know about the Race Enigma

The description made me want to rename myself an Icebreaker and revert time to change the timeline to the world where i didn't read it.

Ham Sandwich race in shambles

Be the man measurehead wouldn't insult that much

Damn he just got called motherless

How anime girls would talk to the weebs that lust over them if they met them in real life.

@user-cl2tc5kd8k

5 ай бұрын

These anime girls were created only to exist in the fantasies of these simps.

he really said "motherless behaviour"

no amount of motherhood instincts can save this guy. His race simply is the worst.

Measurehead never pulls his punches 😂

Literally me when trying to get a date for valentine’s day

never felt more attacked

this is my morning motivating now

I was actually sad when I couldn’t be friends with Measurehead. Probably my favorite character. Basically BAP the security guard 😆

@millerrepin4452

4 ай бұрын

BAP stands for big ass pussy after I pass an endurance check and kick his ass.

@sernoddicusthegallant6986

Ай бұрын

Even when you try and be racist to bond with him he just mocks you for how inferior your racism is to his own.

excellent content as usual

The way he says "rabid animal" ☠

When your crush turns into a dissing french man

I showed this to my mom and she laughed, very good video

*Pulls out the roundhouse kick*

Another hilarious video!

This is possibly worse than being rejected by Actual Arts Degree. Possibly.

Bro she held nothing back 😭

listenning on repeat

@blaba2639

24 күн бұрын

alpha

Mood

I have always wanted a meme with Measurehead. Thank you.

this meme made me get the game

This is so funny

holy shit. the fatal shots just keep coming 😵

This how my regular conversation with women has been! 😂😂😂 (Also The best motivation video i ever seen)

Nobody like a ham-sandwich.

Please do more videos like this!

Happy Valentine's day!

"THIS DISPLAY OF WEAKNESS MAY APPEAL TO OLDER WOMEN WITH A STRONGER MATERNAL INSTINCT" - doean't sound too bad tbh.

He just keeps going😰

This is fucking brilliant

I mean it this would hurt... If they came from literally any other character

we need anime about Disco world

I'm out of air goddamnit

I don't think I ever saw anyone answer this, but what anime is this taken from?

Curious and can’t find it anywhere : what show is the og anime clip from?

im dying lmfao

I just realized this genetic cul de sac is the only thing preventing the utter massacre the mercs would commit if they ever got inside the harbor. At least for the first half of the game.

Help, what do i need to do to get this dialogue?

@JamrockHobo

8 ай бұрын

It's different dialogues mixed together. If you are interested in particular ones, you can use fayde.co.uk/ to search for them :)

She is too sigma for him😂

hahahahahaha

why did you change the description

Need an anime girl to actually say this shit

HAHAHAHAHA!

Music?

@JamrockHobo

9 ай бұрын

Measureheads theme, also known as "your body betrays your degeneracy"

@Js-wh1iv

9 ай бұрын

@@JamrockHobo thanks

@discoinferno703

9 ай бұрын

​@@Js-wh1iv kzread.info/dash/bejne/q2pllJKKf8_Zlrg.htmlsi=_E6ZKgR5xQ2EQLTe

Lolllllll

What's the original?

@Lernos1

6 ай бұрын

Imouto sae ireba li, and she says she sees him as a little brother.

Which animu is this and is it any good?

@JamrockHobo

3 ай бұрын

idk and no lol

Respected a lot the guy till he started saying some problematic things like think about the future and not the past 😔

What anime is that?

@Lernos1

6 ай бұрын

Imouto sae ireba li

What anime?

@Lernos1

6 ай бұрын

Imouto sae ireba li

I don't get the anime part of the joke.

@JamrockHobo

9 ай бұрын

It's interchangeably with an irl situation, but this is the only "rejection footage" I found lol. But I think it's good how he destroys the degen weeb. PS: DO NOT search for this on KZread. My algorithm now feeds me anime incel-compilations 24/7

@SMT-ks8yp

9 ай бұрын

@@JamrockHobo I knew it. That KZread search is evil. This is exactly why I asked the people instead of it.

@basition

9 ай бұрын

@@JamrockHobo This is the cost of any interaction with weebs. thank you for your sacrifice.

@gonzoengineering4894

9 ай бұрын

​@@JamrockHoboKZread app has an incognito mode. I love the occasional hate watch and it has saved my feed many a time

I 360 roundhose kicked this guy in the face. Never felt so pumped playing a video game (Especially as I was playing a fascist)

@gran.kahuna

7 ай бұрын

No way this man spells revachol with a k

@emmettbrown3463

7 ай бұрын

i've done that after listening to the entire lecture

whats the anime?

@JamrockHobo

6 ай бұрын

Disco Elysium

@Lernos1

6 ай бұрын

Imouto sae ireba li

weakest algerian male OR the 2010 and the new form of racism

Majima - BYE all men - BYE ... ... AHAHAHAHAJAHJAJA

Я конечно не расист, но Черепомер это высшая форма человеческой эволюции.

I beat the shit outta this racist loser in my first play through. Cool character though

Bro she didn't have to cook him that hard