I made a second part! You can watch it here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/e6SaxKaMesqum9Y.html Also send me clips of you or your favourite streamer for part 3 of the series!

@ardabaser1349

Жыл бұрын

I am a boring communist art cop.

@dontnerfmebro8052

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what the world's most laughable centrist would say

@SavageHenry777

Жыл бұрын

​@@dontnerfmebro8052 doesn't sound like a centrist, more like an anarchist

@dontnerfmebro8052

Жыл бұрын

@@SavageHenry777 not really.

@sauviel6296

Жыл бұрын

I'm gay

"Women, Men of Wo" is a phrase that lives rent free in my head

@nobody4248

2 ай бұрын

The Men of Wö

@johnlemon1354

2 ай бұрын

They're craazy 🤯

@MrSuperstargamer

29 күн бұрын

"Föminist?" Also gets me.

@Mauripsu

29 күн бұрын

@@MrSuperstargamer A Föminist? No. No one believes that, not even you

"Do I want to drop being a feminist and instead become gay" fucking got me

@mystic_spider

6 ай бұрын

Extremely relevant video: Sky Pirate Girlfriends

@ElliottBelser

5 ай бұрын

Ah, the James Somerton method.

@somerandomgamer8504

5 ай бұрын

​@@mystic_spiderJello poggers

@NicholasWolfwood-md7vm

4 ай бұрын

I think that sums up the inner monologue of most male feminists honestly.

@Kidomaru222

4 ай бұрын

@@ElliottBelser LMAO

"I JUST GOT THE WORLD'S MOST LAUGHABLE CENTRIST ACHIEVEMENT" "FUCK"

@sercancelenk7131

8 ай бұрын

THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS I'VE GOT THE SAME IN MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH AHAHA

@Mariodash23

6 ай бұрын

This done by the same guy who unlocked DMC3's easy mode after fighting Vergil once. Pat is the loser who keeps on winning.

This game is basically "intrusive thoughts similuator" Fuckin love this game man.

@fongjasper8206

3 ай бұрын

Huh fr ?

@worganfreeman2694

3 ай бұрын

100% absolutely my man.@@fongjasper8206

@mikaela5938

29 күн бұрын

i like it bc I've given into intrusive thoughts too many times before and a lot of people hate me now

"Dios MiO *draws cross* a liberal" Is still one of the best dialogue of all time

@M92FSINOX

9 ай бұрын

iirc doesn't liberal mean right wing in Disco Elysium?

@erin1569

9 ай бұрын

​@@M92FSINOX throughout history, liberalism has been economically right-wing without any specific required affiliation on cultural issues. It remains very pro-free market and highly critical of labor laws, etc. However, modern liberalism is much closer to the center than classical liberalism. The confusion stems from the US being so right-wing that their most left-wing party would be considered economically center-right anywhere else, with a few social democrats (usually the centrist) being part of it. Fun fact: a lot of republicans would be technically considered liberals too, more precisely classical liberals.

@falseprofit9801

9 ай бұрын

@@M92FSINOXRush Limbaugh shrieked the word “liberal” nonstop for 37 years and it’s made the word functionally useless in American politics. In Poli-Sci classes and in every other english-speaking country, it refers to the kind of liberty-minded civil rights politics that both the right and left claim to champion. But in US right-wing politics, it’s now just a pejorative meaning “those stinky losers who aren’t like us”.

@bloodyidit4506

8 ай бұрын

@erin1569 That's legitimately not true. The left in America is extremist left with an insane slice of communist economic exploitation. The idea behind it is the same as the USSR, elitist parasites who use political banter to distract how theyre crashing the economy for their own personal benefit.

@DrCranium

8 ай бұрын

And an addition to the explanation in comment above: it’s safe to assume that Elysian “ultraliberals” are a pastiche of real-life libertarians.

"alright 97%, there's no way we can lose" CRITICAL FAILURE

@broblerone413

3 ай бұрын

yeah i failed at that one with a 97% chance too 😂😭 i fuckin lost it lmao

@Hendlton

3 ай бұрын

@@broblerone413 Joe was so cursed in his playthrough. I don't think I failed a single 97% check and he somehow failed like 3 or 4.

@broblerone413

3 ай бұрын

@@Hendlton oh no 😭i'm gonna have to watch that

@Hendlton

3 ай бұрын

@@broblerone413 His full streams are uploaded to KZread, but they're a real slog. There's an unofficial channel that uploaded an edited version recently. I'd recommend watching that if you want to avoid having to skip him just talking to chat a bunch. Oh, and he played it back in the day before the Directors Cut, so the awful old voice acting takes a while to get used to.

@broblerone413

3 ай бұрын

@@Hendlton oh cool, thanks

Paige crying “I DONT WANNA BE A CENTRIST” lives rent free in my head. Goddamn I love this game

@Kimbie

6 ай бұрын

"apolitical" person: *plays Disco Elysium* Disco Elysium: you're a centrist "apolitical" person: *breaks down crying*

@blankiecat9302

6 ай бұрын

@@KimbieI feel this in my soul

@DesertSun0

5 ай бұрын

And Pat's distant wheeze in the background. I can *feel* him doubling over as the air leaves him.

@krullachief669

4 ай бұрын

@@Kimbie Crying in laughter, because fuck this is a funny game.

@imthedude2351

3 ай бұрын

Followed immediately by Pat himself getting the fucking Centrist achievement

"let's shoot Cuno with a fucking gun!" always gets me

@_NekOz

Жыл бұрын

That is until he realises, Cuno is actually pretty chill. It is Cunoesse he should be worrying about.

@madlarkin8

11 ай бұрын

Hated cuno.

@qedel

11 ай бұрын

@@madlarkin8 Cuno is the best character in the game

@MrSyheriat

11 ай бұрын

That fat screaming "streamer" gets you? Is charisma deficiency a prerequisite now?

@beebs4283

11 ай бұрын

Typical Pat reaction. Woolie is the one who’d pull the trigger though considering the White Child Jumpscare clip.

In this game you are either competant, or you fall over and reveal that you've been carrying spaghetti in your pockets because you thought it was a good idea at the time

@jtlego1

Жыл бұрын

What *is* the Detective's spaghetti policy? Inquiring minds of Revachol want to know!

@bug1494

11 ай бұрын

or you come across by pure chance the moment in the game where you have to subdue a rampaging italian and the pockets full of spaghetti suddenly save the day.

@TheHippyProductions

10 ай бұрын

you can do both. I played a complete nutjob, still managed to crack the case, recruited Cuno to my precinct, and they still let me be a detective in the end

@genericname2747

9 ай бұрын

But also, the spaghetti is crucial to solving this case

@ChestersonJack

8 ай бұрын

@@jtlego1Ah yes, the spaghetti policy. A great IASIP reference

I remember I got the laughable centrist achievement when I said "I have no strong feelings one way or the other if you create a pariah state centered around moving massive amounts of drugs" and honestly if i HAD to get that cheevo i'm glad it was due to that line specifically

@thealberry

Жыл бұрын

i got a communist one for saying "look, Kim!!! It's comrade Mazov!" critical theory, alright.

@benadrylcumbersplatch6448

11 ай бұрын

Electrochemistry: QUICK, ASK TO SAMPLE THE DRUGS

@libenhagos9335

9 ай бұрын

is that a wire reference?

Disco Alysium is a Pulitzer prize worthy novel disguised as a video game. They really found a way to trick kids into reading...

@JamrockHobo

10 ай бұрын

If you read Kurvitz' "Outro" they literally say this. They ask themselves "How do we sneak actual culture into the world culture industry? Only through a videogame."

@NoriMori1992

6 ай бұрын

*Elysium

@anomienormie8126

4 ай бұрын

There was a novel and it flopped so they made a video game

@Nixahma

4 ай бұрын

I literally can't convince my dad to play it somehow

"97% no way we can loss" ROLLS SNAKE EYES! Dude just got XCOMed.

@FightingFoodonsFan

10 ай бұрын

"If it ain't 100%, then its 50%, no matter what the game claims"

@linearcurve

9 ай бұрын

@@FightingFoodonsFaneverything has a 50% chance because either it happens or it doesn’t

@tentativegazer

8 ай бұрын

​@@linearcurve 10/10 logic

@jgrampil

6 ай бұрын

who's the streamer again?

@JPaul-gl6th

6 ай бұрын

​@@jgrampilJoseph Anderson

3:47 the whole "You want me to FUCK THE HAT" dialogue sounds like an I Think You Should Leave bit lol

@JamrockHobo

10 ай бұрын

is strongly urge everyone to watch the animation of the scene kzread.info/dash/bejne/fqCs2qdyic-4eps.html

There are times in this game where I was genuinely sad I passed a check because the failures are just amazing.

@ramppappia

8 ай бұрын

and I love that there's at least one time where passing a check is a failure (showing off your throwing skills to those two old men)

@doctordisco5814

7 ай бұрын

​@@ramppappiasingle handedly made me realize that I shouldn't automatically trust each skill or press each option

@ultimaterecoil1136

6 ай бұрын

@@ramppappiadude you gotta yeet I don’t make the rules you just must

@joshuabailey9578

4 ай бұрын

@@ramppappiawhen talking to the light bending rich guy, there are two red checks, 1 to pitch him a great investment opportunity, and 1 to pitch him a terrible idea that would never work. Both are a super high level roll, I forget for what skill but the odds of both were like 3%. But if you roll the foolish option and fail that roll, he fails to say something stupid and presents a sound investment plan and gets the money lol

@ramppappia

4 ай бұрын

@@joshuabailey9578 most game ever

I like how must of Pat's clips are not about the game saying the craziest shit ever... but him. Very on-brand.

@mr.battle20

Жыл бұрын

Crazy talk activated!

@holliswilliams8426

11 ай бұрын

never heard of her

@mr.battle20

10 ай бұрын

@@holliswilliams8426 Pat as in Patrick. One half of the former duo Two Best Friends Play or Super Best Friends Play. Since their split he mainly does streaming, still has a channel called Pat Stares At where he plays games both old and new.

@Who-dg9yj

9 ай бұрын

@@mr.battle20 trio. And they still make podcasts with Woolie on his channel.

I love when those guys are just gobsmacked at SHIVERS cutting in to complete the lyrics

@PotionSmeller

9 ай бұрын

If I remember correctly that's because it was the first time they heard the voice of the city. Up to that point they have assumed that all skill prompts are read by the male narrator. This is probably the first time most people start to think that maybe there is something supranatural about Shivers in particular.

@genericname2747

9 ай бұрын

​@@PotionSmellerThe city herself raps with you...

paige wheezing “I wAnNa Be A cEnTrIsT” killed me. i am dead

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

It's so funny to see otherwise unpolitical people break into tears when Disco Elysium calls them a centrist lmao

@Wveth

10 ай бұрын

It was "I don't** want to be a centrist"

@thevideoistheking8834

10 ай бұрын

What is her streamer handle

@XShrike0

10 ай бұрын

​@@thevideoistheking8834 Peach Saliva

@Alex-cq1zr

6 ай бұрын

​@@Chroma710every side thinks it's most logical. If i analyze which side is most logical, then, judging by intellectual logic-driven fields, it would be left, with centrism closely behind and right choking in the dust

A joy of a game. Shame the creators don’t have the rights to it anymore.

@sapphiredawn5773

Жыл бұрын

Wait WHAT

@SantiagoAgnes

Жыл бұрын

@@sapphiredawn5773 so the ones that initially thought up the game left the company that developed it. Patstaresat and Woolieversus discussed this on their podcast some time ago. So now the ones that own the rights is the company.

@BelBelle468

Жыл бұрын

@@sapphiredawn5773 the steam reviews are basically just “don’t buy this game, pirate it” lol

@hydra7427

Жыл бұрын

The creators do have the rights. Two people who only partially worked on the game were fired. That's it. The actual devs have the rights still.

@SantiagoAgnes

Жыл бұрын

@@hydra7427 Partially worked on the game? That's a funny way of saying the lead designer ( Robert Kurvitz ), writer ( Helen Hindpere, and art director Aleksander Rostov who were forced out of their jobs by higher ups. I implore you to look into the matter in various sources and provide your own if you are making a claim that it was 'Two people who only partially worked on the game'.

Woolie and Reggie have THE BEST Disco Elysium playthrough i have watched so far. They talk thoughtfuoly about almost everything and are funny and insightful the whole way through. The best Death Stranding LP as well. Love em.

@nicoruppert4207

11 ай бұрын

Well if Leroytirebiter (Renowned community icon) says it, then I'll have to check it out.

@catika505

10 ай бұрын

I have a love hate relationship with it 😅 found myself screaming at them sometimes but it was hilarious

@FireheadLazzo

10 ай бұрын

It's a fantastic LP, but it drives me crazy. Woolie goes the entire playthrough oblivious that the game is making fun of him for being a centrist.

@TakkV2

10 ай бұрын

​@@FireheadLazzo Wdym? The game makes fun of you no matter your political beliefs Ultras are about the grind, honor about thumbs up your own ass, communism about failure, centrism about doing nothing, etc. There's not a "better side" beside your personal preferences, just different factions of evil monkeys duking it out on the giant ball.

@Rizler1337

7 ай бұрын

@@FireheadLazzo Woolie being oblivious to the obvious is par for the course mate.

Disco Elysium is profound and intense, outrageously funny and utterly devastating all at the same time and I fucking love it

6:16 - This is why this game is so awesome. The failures are JUST as good as the successes.

@asierx7047

6 ай бұрын

Of course "She's right behind me, isn't she?" Is a possible dialog option

@ImVeryOriginal

3 ай бұрын

And sometimes plain better (e.g. the failed Conceptualization check that gets you "Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau").

I played through it twice and i didn't see a fragment of this. Having Kim beside me, being the most down-to-earth, serious, polite and extremely patient partner made it soooo hard to just do all the crazy shit XD I did manage to do a superstar cop run though. But i really need to try a completely crazy run as well.

Just watched Woolies play through… Oh god in heaven im so fucking glad people STILL talk about this game

Woolie, Reggie and Pat introduced me to this masterpiece of a video game, bless you for making a compilation of this games nonsense.

"i don't want to be a centrist" while crying is the most American thing i have ever heard.

During my first playthrough I nearly died from dehydration from all the tears I shed laughing. Never before or after have I played a game that resonated so much with my sense of humor.

"There's no way we can lose" is just one of these sentences that describes this game really way. Same forboding atmosphere

This is great! I have always liked Joseph Anderson’s playthrough, so it’s nice that you included his laughing fits lol

@havokmusicinc

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Joe is ever going to play it again, to experience the full voice acting

@GayBrain

Жыл бұрын

​@@havokmusicinc Apparently he will!... in two years!!! That's because of the voting game, which you should look up the highlights for in youtube because it gets doodoo crazy.

@BakedBeef

11 ай бұрын

@@GayBrain lmao thank you for leading me down that rabbit hole. The whole thing was hilarious

I wasn't expecting much when clicking on this based on other compilations, but this was fantastic, absolutely great job

@JamrockHobo

4 ай бұрын

Thanks a lot! There's now a part two too :)

No joke seeing this video a week ago is what convinced me to play it and having finished it, I couldn’t be more glad. SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS COMING!

@JamrockHobo

6 ай бұрын

thats amazing, haha. its the exact reason why i made the video!

Cuno defending you in the end was one of the best things I witnessed playing video games.

Woolie and Reggie's playthrough will always hold a special place in my heart.

Seeing that Tomato clip was unexpected, he was the one that got me into Disco Elysium. Great editing!

@stabbykinz1446

Жыл бұрын

Same, see him out in the wild and recognizing him by his pure disgust was fucking hilarious XD

@heunam3593

Жыл бұрын

Great acting on his part, knowing full well that he already played the whole sequence

@garr_inc

11 ай бұрын

Which one is that?

@heunam3593

11 ай бұрын

@@garr_inc at 00:17 and 00:30 for example

@garr_inc

11 ай бұрын

@@heunam3593 More of a 00:19, but I get you. Thanks for clarifying.

god, you can truly just say anything in this game

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

Let's rock with our cocks out

@DrEnzyme

Жыл бұрын

You can die of a heart attack in the first room of the game. 10/10

@heunam3593

Жыл бұрын

@@DrEnzyme first thing I did, and that sold me instantly

@GodKingReiss

11 ай бұрын

@@JamrockHobo RIGHT HERE?! ON THE SEA ICE?!?!

@genericname2747

9 ай бұрын

This game made me emotional over a stick insect

It brings me so much joy to see other people enjoying the dialogue and choices from both failed and suceeded checks. I just love seeing other people have fun with the game :)

I think I'm some kind of superstar

Brilliantly written game. I have such fond memories of playing it for the first time.

I regret ever pushing back the idea of watching content about this game. This is incredible.

The best crpg i have ever played lore and narrative wise. Such a damn shame whats happening with the devs. Makes this game even more special to me as we might not get another one.

@apache8795

8 ай бұрын

It's also the most disco thing that could've happened

@Skimmerlit

5 ай бұрын

@@apache8795Exactly. I couldn’t imagine a better way for Disco Elysium to end that isn’t crashing and burning spectacularly, tragic and beautiful.

I love Disco Elysium. It has given me something I’ve been looking for in games for a while: the chance to fail at tasks. Boy howdy does it deliver on that front.

This is both the funniest and saddest videogame I ever played 😂😭

That fucking scream at 0:21 was beautiful xD

I hope more people play this game, well done editor

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

It's a propaganda video so to say, to make people play (and stream) the game!

@frds_skce

Жыл бұрын

​@@JamrockHobo it's a good propaganda video.

@cat.marionette

11 ай бұрын

@@JamrockHobo, oh hell, do people still watch disco streams? noted, thank you from this baby streamer, heck yes

@nibbbbbr

Ай бұрын

i hate propaganda, fy

This my be the best video game ever! Right after gorbinos quest

for such a dark game, it's surprisingly funny.

Alright, I'm gonna use your video to get more people to play this gem.

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what it's meant for!

I legit have trouble picking the dumbass choices (with the exception of me kicking the chimney and insta-dying) so seeing this brought me to tears. God this game was so good I called off work and played it till I passed out.

This had me laughing like a maniac in the morning and I LOVED IT

iv been wanting something like this. i always love playing a game then watching a youtuber i love play it cause i love seeing how they react to something iv already reacted too. but unfortunately this game is criminally underated and not too many have played it. we need more recognition for this beautiful game! thank you again for this video and to those who streamed the game/made a video on it

"Do I want to drop being a feminist and instead become gay?" The duality of man.

I fucking love disco elysium.

Eeey, the Dodger playthrough is the one that convinced me to try the game myself, and the vast gulf of a difference between how ours played out was super interesting to see! This was a cool compilation, and the editing in the 'want to have fuck with you' moment was flawless.

We can disagree on the ethics and politics of the world, we can feel revulsion or spite for each other and unjustly take out frustrations on people who don't deserve it, and we can be divided by forces of phenomena that are outside of our control and understanding. But it warms my heart to know that despite everything, despite the worst conflicts between people, I know in my heart we can all agree... Missing a 97% skill check is absolute bullshit

This video is actually my first introduction this game and I am so confused and entertained.

@JamrockHobo

7 ай бұрын

thats exactly what the video should do!

@waterconsumer2.057

3 ай бұрын

Me too 😭

Award goes to woolie vs they didnt even show the best of it

"97 no way we can lose" "Snake eyes" *sounds of banging*

This game is so amazing and heartfelt. I love it.

I need so much more Disco Elysium content in my life, I'm not even kidding there's so little

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

You are at the right place. Two videos in work, more planned!

The completely unneccesary tirade about "f*ck the hat" broke me.

More of this please. A joy to watch lol.

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

Luckily, more of it is already in the works!

Tomato's reaction to wiping the mirror is just... archetypal Tomato.

FINALLY, compilations of Disco Elysium highlights

this is pure gold, I had a huge smile seeing the people in the compilation XD

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

Thanks so much. That is exactly what the video is supposed to do!

@danherondraws

Жыл бұрын

@@JamrockHobo You got plenty of my favorite people, and plenty more that got me laughing. Wonderful job! :3

Woolie and Reggie’s run of this game is legendary, second to Pat. Lol even Paige.

"uuuuh I don't wanna be a centrist" followed by the laugh kills me 3:15

I don’t know anything about this game or am invested in politics but I love how this game incentivises you to be a certain ideology or side that promotes this game’s replay-ability for each playthrough. Might give this a try

@predaderpgaming1042

10 ай бұрын

It’s political satire is perfect honestly my favourite game I’ve ever played

@JamrockHobo

10 ай бұрын

It definitely promotes playthroughs for the different political ideologies. While it absolutely makes fun of all of them, there are always genuinely relatable elements to them, even in the fascist quest line.

@An_n1

10 ай бұрын

If you want you can also be a communist-fascist, no one is really going to stop you.

Okay, look y'all. I need you to be honest with me on this. Statistically, at least one of you has legit tried to use the words 'I want to have fuck with you' in a real-life pick-up scenario. I want to know how it went. I need to know how it went. I. NEED. DETAILS.

Eastern Europe simulator.

Thanks for putting woolie in there, he doesn’t get the attention he deserves. Same goes for Pat

2:10-I'm struggling to think of a time Dodger has laughed *that* hard. I would've thought Jesse's little...intrusion years ago, but that was more TB losing it than her. Might actually be when Jesse screamed at that terrible eSports simulator game.

@PhiltheMoko

10 ай бұрын

Oh man, I'm gonna go watch that eSports meltdown clip right now, thanks

Saying "cock carousel" until you die, this game is genius

Dios mio, A LIBERAL!!!

This video got me to play. Thank you for your service Jamrock Hobo ❤

@JamrockHobo

8 ай бұрын

That's exactly what it's meant to do! Have fun playing!

Dodgers fkn old man wheeze is amazing oh my god

It's cool seeing Tomato here.

8:16 We all got to this point, where we realized Disco Elysium was so good that it physically pained us

Fantastic editing work man.

I need Jerma to play this

@JamrockHobo

9 ай бұрын

Fun fact: I made this video because Jerma once said on stream that he probably won't play this game. It's literally the motivation behind this video to make him play it.

"Let's shoot Cuno with a fucking gun" This is Disco baby! ❤

Oh my god this is great

I’m genuinely crying of laughter this video is fucking great

You're a legend. Keep this up!

@JamrockHobo

11 ай бұрын

Thank you, KGB SSSR

When playing dark games like Disco Elysium, you need to lose your usual sense of direction to find the fun

This was a good compilation what an amazing game

"The lieutenant is watching the scene unfold before his eyes, unsure how to react."

Editing on this is crisp as hell. Nicely done!

I'd love to see another part of this

@JamrockHobo

9 ай бұрын

Convince your local streamer to play it then!

Thanks, please do more!

@JamrockHobo

Жыл бұрын

More is in the work!

I watched 2 minutes of this video then went on steam and bought the game. How have I not heard of this before?!

This was freaking hilarious, another!

We need the Klassje moment reactions to be immediately followed with it coming back up later

literally this is one of the videos that finally pushed me to checking this amazing game...theres none like it

@JamrockHobo

11 ай бұрын

😭❤

i love this video so much

amazing video !

8:31 famous last words holy moly, i have never felt so understood, SAME xD

This just makes me want to start another playthrough 😂

Do we wanna drop being a föminist and instead become... gay? :D this fucking game bro

I bought this game a long time ago to play, but never had the motivation to play. Until now. Thanks for the push lol

*"I AM THE STATE!"*