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@kazi1

Жыл бұрын

Nice

@YUR_PAPI

Жыл бұрын

😂

@simonbionary11010

Жыл бұрын

You should give kalasha-mun a shoot! A quite rare language spoken by a people which has indo-aryan origin(Greece) in Pakistan.

@annjimenezbrisbane

Жыл бұрын

Let's get Xiaomanyc to 6 million subscribers. Sending ❤ from Brisbane Australia ❤

@LeTrashPanda

Жыл бұрын

"Your ears are really gross man" 😆 that's exactly what terrifies me, mine are probably growing potatoes.

I went to a female chiropractor once and she did some maneuver which literally made me let out the biggest fart I’ve ever had. I was sooooo embarrassed and she said “don’t worry it happens all the time” 🤣🤣🤣

@krayxeez

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@tuff_lover

Жыл бұрын

She's probably into farts.

@saansardar1215

Жыл бұрын

Nothing to be embarrassed.This is actually quite common.

@patrickdave25

Жыл бұрын

Well if it was I bet the massager would die lol

@Jonniibuzz

11 ай бұрын

LMAOO

This man feels like GTA protagonist who finished main storyline, side quests and he is living life to the fullest

@Nuggetmonk

Жыл бұрын

hes unlocking some weird achievement about doing every random encounter sidequest

@DIDisguise77

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget. He hasn't robbed a bank, murdered a man, ran over a civilian, drove a tank, or actually done GTA.😅😅😅😅

@Hpop14

Жыл бұрын

@@DIDisguise77he’s done at least two of those

@llamacebu216

Жыл бұрын

He's just a spoiled dude who has rich parents

@DannyBBlitzMassacreGaming

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he is trying to be Niko Bellic 😄

I am not going to lie the professional back scratching, I could litterally feel through my headset, basically asmr.. what an incredible idea for a service, I would pay for that for sure.

@souvra

11 ай бұрын

They're the scratcher girls in Miami, they have their own channel too!

@tompienkowski5632

11 ай бұрын

@@souvra Thank you!

The nail scratching can be next level. When I was a kid my Grandmother used to run her nails down my arms and the palms of my hands. Used to put me right to sleep.

@R1senb18c

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it's very calming to the central nervous system, activates the parasympathetic and zZZZ. :)

@DIDisguise77

Жыл бұрын

When I was a teen my ex ran her nails on my face. Then my old friend had a little girl run her nails on his face causing his face to bleed. I sprayed alcohol for first aid.😅😅😅😂😂😂

@HouseMDaddict

Жыл бұрын

My mom used to do that when I was a kid. She's also gently like "rain" her fingers from my forehead down my face (like a waterfall motion sort of) and I'd be out cold.

@wigwagstudios2474

Жыл бұрын

my grandma does that too and it's so heaven

@BeStillVoiceWorks

10 ай бұрын

Only thing my mom did that I actually miss

imagine getting an Indian head massage, back scratch, leg massage, and ear cleaning at the same time

@DCL26

Жыл бұрын

😂😢😅

@sbsftw4232

Жыл бұрын

Given his reaction to the treatments alone, together might end up on the OF

@thegalhorowitz

Жыл бұрын

@@sbsftw4232 🤣 i would be done at the ear massage...

@patrickdave25

Жыл бұрын

super hiper ultra orgarmic

@jacobduran8997

Жыл бұрын

Talk about sensory overload in the best possible way!

The scratcher girl will never get old. Arie's moaning and expressions crack me up no matter how many times i've watched it.

@psycholol4855

Жыл бұрын

My theory is this guy has some kind of like tickle fetish and we’re all watching him get excited….

@KingNP41

Жыл бұрын

@@psycholol4855I can see that being a thing… I like getting my ears cleaned because it tickles… 🤷🏼‍♂️

@mah1na

Жыл бұрын

i love it but at the same time im thinking about what all is under those nails. i've seen scientists take samples of what's below those artificial nails and it ends up containing fecal matter

@SchubertDipDab

Жыл бұрын

I was going to book seeing as I'm visiting NY shortly but they have no availability! Booo! That looks absolutely amazing.

@psycholol4855

Жыл бұрын

@@KingNP41 ok but to the point where you’re like orgasming out loud

It's a tie between the street massager and the ear video. I ALWAYS die laughing at the dude like legit having the mindset of "if its too light, whats the point?!" To justify him legit punching him. 😂🤣The ear video will always be another favorite simply because Ari's horrified/amazed/pleased facial expressions are PRICELESS. Like the rainbow of emotions is so enjoyable to watch.

@400KVJcrews

Жыл бұрын

Too bad how innocent rainbow sounds too suspicious now

@cubecopyright872

11 ай бұрын

​@@400KVJcrewsnoone asked Kevin, it's also men's mental health month, you should celebrate it at a therapist's office

@iterativegrowth

9 ай бұрын

@@cubecopyright872holy shit - demolished 😂

He’s so vocal and animated for every massage he gets 🤣 it’s hilarious

I love how the second guy just punches the shit out of his ankle after he told him he injured it a few weeks ago.

@OGAntzmo

4 ай бұрын

Breaking it till he doesn't feel anymore is one of the most effective techniques there is

Watching Ari giggle his ass off, while high on ayahuasca, and getting a spiritual bath, is the quality content I was looking for XD

“Where did you learn?” Masseuse: “I don’t know” 💀

@Gyooz

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather hear that answer from the Indian massage guy than from the chiropractor lol

@MoistYoghurt

Жыл бұрын

Whoops accidentally made you paralyzed for your entire life

@pnkkv

Жыл бұрын

He's self made 👨

@isakoolsson

Жыл бұрын

Some KZread clip

@Dimorac

8 ай бұрын

@@Gyooz there is a reason Chiropractors aren't cIassed as medicaI professionaIs in the United Kingdom and Euope it's fuII buIIwank and pseudoscience

I cannot stand how bro is always moaning

@chrisdebruin4459

9 күн бұрын

Than you less gaat than the avarige person

@fangtasticvampy

3 күн бұрын

its cute wdym 😒

Ari having a chain eargasm on camera was hilarious

@lulu-sb8ib

20 күн бұрын

That’s what I’m saying. Wtf

Shoutout to The Scratcher Girls and Xioma. It's because of him I visited the The Scratcher Girls and let me tell you...highly recommend. Thanks again bro for the content you make. It's always enjoyable to watch. 💯

The NYC street massage was too funny 🤣

That Indian head massage is still the GOAT 😂😂

Why did I feel like she was about to hammer that goose feather through his brain when she said “don’t move”

Don't forget also, dude is SUPER sensitive. It is a literal medical condition. He experiences sensations much more than many people.

@Shootnskeet

11 ай бұрын

As someone on the spectrum with sensitivity issues, this stuff would be Uber overwhelming but so nice IMO

@Meals-sh9fs

10 ай бұрын

Sammme

@Lawless_Content

10 ай бұрын

What medical condition? I just started watching him so I don't really know ^^''

@leviathan_is_me

9 ай бұрын

@@Lawless_Content I forget what it is called, he talks about it sometimes in videos. He just has super sensitivity to touch basically. So a really good massage for you (assuming you don't have the same thing) could be almost literally orgasmic to him, or if you get hit or burned...it is FAR worse for him. Why he laughs a lot, I assume a light brush of his skin is the same as tickling to you and I...I could be WAY off, but I seem remember him saying all this.

@pvic6959

9 ай бұрын

this explains a lot. thanks! @@leviathan_is_me

When I was a little girl, my aunt would keep me quiet in church service by scratching my back and scalp. She had long fingers and long cherry red painted nails. It was very very effective.

Bro lost his edging streak 💀😭🙏

@YourLifeWillForeverBeALie

Ай бұрын

You ruined this video for me dawg wtf💀😭

If you just listen to this with out watching it’s a very different video ahaha

@Smurphy006

Жыл бұрын

right?!! do not watch with sound in public...lol

Nothing like, hanging out with the guys... Literally :D Enjoyed your videos. I have seen all of these from the past.. nice to see them all grouped together for people to see the many experiences you have had for your body.

Nothing will EVER beat the Indian head massage...dude seriously experienced nirvana. He goes full tantric in that one. I'm not even saying this jokingly.

WHY ARE YOU MOANING 😭

@h.a.d.i1076

2 ай бұрын

Homie got a metal twizzer thats long as a pencil ...we all would ☠️

The reactions from Xiaoma is hilarious keep going to these massage places it’s funny af😂

Appreciate your content so much💯🙏Always brings a smile to my face!

The sounds during the indian massage are top tier lol

18:13 brought back a core memory i’d long forgotten. my ex had long nails and i had frequent night terrors, she’d run her nails down my back and the night terrors would stop. i do miss her…

@desmondkaczynski8190

3 ай бұрын

Why did yall break up if u don’t mind me asking?

the scratcher girl is so fuckin sweet im obsessed with how much she obviously loves her job, and her boss seems super nice too

16:51 I don’t know why or how but in this moment you reminded me of my best friend. I think it was just your reaction and slightly your looks. He died in 2007 in a car wreck when we were 16 years old. I have wondered many times what it would be like if he were here today! Seeing that moment kind of made me tear up suddenly. It definitely caught me off guard.

I watched the nyc Street massage for 13 times, its just satisfying

I love this video!! Ari, the way you laugh is so fun to watch...I loved watching you laugh while the Chinese masseur just waled on you...this is such a good video, one of your best!

After your video about the lady who only tickels or scratcht I thougt I would go to such a person. It didn't exist in the Netherlands. So I am opening my scratching/tickling practice Kriebelenco. Due to you❤

@hannukah812

Жыл бұрын

That’s amazing!!!

You definitely picked some good ones, it's like I felt them through the video

This was so much fun! Your laugh is infectious and adorable!

The scratching massage looks wonderful

When I clicked on a crazy massage video from a guy I vaguely know for being good at Chinese, I was not expecting a spit-bath of ayahuasca. That is definitely the craziest... uh, spa treatment I've seen.

Man you need an audio warning before that indian head massage cause that's not what it sounds like 😂

Aww you edited out the FedEx guy. "Is this a barber shop?" always cracks me up. Like it's very clearly a barber shop but seeing you getting beaten around the head is so distracting he had to ask. Also the "What kind of oil is this? / Indian Oil" is such a useless answer

@RanchuDaddy

9 ай бұрын

lool the oil, thought exactly the same thing. Seems like it's something called "navratna oil"? It seems like it's a blend of several different oils.

I love your videos bro! Took one class of Vietnamese in college, now I want go learn more and more because of you and your videos. Keep up the good work my friend!!

The nail scratching thing is actually insane. It feels strange but also awesome

@ShoegazerGf

Жыл бұрын

Great pfp! One of the greatest albums ever made

@Kas3-

Жыл бұрын

@@ShoegazerGf You've good taste!! Couldn't agree more. And thank you, I appreciate the compliment:)

@liar-888

Жыл бұрын

Bro watching that part made it feel like I was getting scratched in a good way

@Kas3-

Жыл бұрын

@@liar-888 lmao when she was going through his hair it felt as if I could almost feel it as well

@groove179

Жыл бұрын

What’s the album?

You are brave, noone is touching my ears like that.

He's very emotive

I feel like I’m also getting a massage while watching this.

Love your vids!! I’m a massage therapist and I thoroughly enjoyed this! HA!

The scratching one seems like heavenly relaxing

please do more ear cleaning videos, you introduced me to the chinese picking method and now i watch them nightly before bed.

"If it hurts just let me know" HIM: winces in pain the entire time not saying a word

The scratching massage is my favorite. I feel tingly just watching it!

Massages help you in forgetting the most painful memories of the past. It helps soothe your mind and clear your head for the most part.

@balladin9200

11 ай бұрын

Or just meditate and don't get treated like a punching dummy

@Zionith

4 ай бұрын

Forgetting is not medicine though

I need that back scratching, looks amazing

You had probably the best day I could ever have in my life 😍

wow the one with the ayahuasca leaves, hanging out with the boys (and the boys just hanging out) I laughed so hard. This is so funny . The back scratch one, OMG I need a back scratch right now , love that one.

That ayahuasca shower at the end is the definition of epic.🤣

"*moans* *moans* My whole head is... Oh my god *moans* oh I feel so light headed *moans* oh shit oh shit" - Ari

@russellfisher1303

Жыл бұрын

The street masseuse lol *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* “aaaoohhhh ahhhh ohhhh.”

@russellfisher1303

Жыл бұрын

THE FUCKING CHIROPRACTOR TOO!! Chiropractor- “your gonna be so loose when you get up”

old man and the girls just being straight up honest I love it lol

“Free” NYC street massage is how I got into watching your channel.

The seven forbidden tortures. When he got the Indian massage I thought for sure he was going to start speaking in different languages randomly

you know when you find a video so good, you need to have a coffee while watching it? well, this is one of those videos

Xiaoma: I sprained my ankle This guy: *starts punching*

I love how the chiropractor was talking, and Xiaomanyc became susceptible to suggestion that he was mimicking the guy as he was talking.

Best video ever, so cool!

This guy is a ppl person, i wish i had this ability to easily form good relationships woth ppl, the multilinguistics def helps

relaxing to even watch

I love xiaoma 😭

The legend says that Xiaomanyc’s clone walk endlessly around that park ranting about sponsors

The back scratch looks amazing.

yess !! the scratcher girls!! you must go back and see how far they have come since you did your video on them!!

I was good at giving massages, so I was the guy my friends would go to and recommend if they really felt they needed one. My friend Amber and I suffered from migraines and insomnia, so sleep was golden. On her bad nights she'd ask me over to help. 15-30 minutes she was relaxed and passing out. I always carried her to her bed after. Migraines and being an insomniac is a horrible duo.

His reaction is more entertaining than massages 😅

If i was the masseuse, I would not be able to keep a straight face. Arie's moaning is too much lol

No lie, it feels really good 😊

I want to go to all of these!

10:07 I can't help but think he's looking at you like he's taking his anger out on you. Lmao.

@liar-888

Жыл бұрын

Nah more like tough love

I hope you all had fun doing this. It looks interesting.

Bro this video is golden

Uncle was having way too much fun with you... Dr. Doug and his Animal Cracker fun is always great to see...

Just watching this is relaxing me, I can't imagine being the one getting massaged lol.

I just hope no one is playing this on full volume in a house somewhere...

That scratcher has what bodyworkers call "hearing hands"

Best Video Ever!!!!

every time i watch this video I feel relax even though am not feeling nothing.

@staceytroffer8287

5 ай бұрын

Same!!!!

@mikuspalmis

Ай бұрын

Did you watch til the end?

I would pay for that scratch massage all day long!!! So relaxing.

Awesome video! I couldn't stop laughing!

Make me want to go to NYC and learn Chinese too. The ear cleaning for sure. The guy pounding on your legs feet and back and the chiropractor seems like they take the knots out of you.

That NYC chinese master seems like he could be the one to cure my depression

Wow the scrater girl is a genius, I remember my Mom scratching my bak when I was little. and to this day is my favorite thing ever I would be dead asleep in no time. I would pay hard for that

LOL watching you get scratched was hilarious!!!

Low key that scratching one seems like heaven. Polar opposite to the punching one hahah.

i love how vocal he was😂

So today we learned that if you stick something way up into Ari's ear, he forgets to speak Chinese 😂 Also - I feel like you needed a safeword for this video lol.

5:44 need to insert Owen Wilson with his classic “WOOW” 😂😂😂

6:53 bing chilling 🥶

Chiropractors are scary. Id personally never go to one. I feel like you go to one once and then suddenly you have to keep going. Ive never known someone who's gone to the chiropractor once and then was "all set". Nope, they always had to go back and "fix" the issue constantly.

@pinty2109

11 ай бұрын

I’ve never been to one either but my guess is that you don’t notice the issue until it’s fixed so when it comes back you go back to the chiropractor

@ky.000

11 ай бұрын

It can take awhile to make things better. I've gone to one before but now I prefer getting a 1 hour massage every two months. In the past its helped with my severe slouch and back pain, hip pain and more. Some teach you stretches that are specific to what is good for your body and to help you.

@williamnolan8255

11 ай бұрын

Hi, I’m someone who went regularly 6 years ago and haven’t needed to go back for 5 years.

@LadyV557

11 ай бұрын

So for any health issue you have you only go once and then all your problems are healed? Your hilariously ignorant dear.

@DobbyTheGamer

9 ай бұрын

It's a massage, not medicine. Not necessarily a bad thing, it's just reality. A bad massage can injure you as well and we have no misgivings about that. Chiropractors just try to seem more clinical than they are which contributes to their negative reputation

This guy knows what hes doing

Xiamen getting the Ferengi treatment! Xia!

I'm not going to lie... the "Intense Indian head massage" segment at 25:37 was wild to listen to without visuals lol I have Bluetooth headphones and had to get up to feed my dog... the whole time i felt like a home adult video was playing 😂

It’s so funny how gentle the back scratching was in comparison to everything else

Scratcher girls have their own asmr channel now!