Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733
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Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE!
Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:43 - Thanksgiving In Flo Rida
00:03:17 - Origin Of Hate
00:04:57 - Forklifts And Haggling
00:06:27 - Opening Clip: "Race Assignments"
00:11:04 - Daddy Discipline
00:15:21 - DENTAL UPDATE
00:21:23 - Morning Protocol
00:25:08 - Perv Son Of A Buc-ee's Founder
00:29:27 - Super Emasculating Clip
00:36:51 - Eso of Czarface
00:43:07 - Big Words
00:54:12 - Cool Rapper Clips
00:59:11 - Vulgar Rhymes
01:03:32 - Rhyming In The Pocket
01:08:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:12:16 - Off The Leash Dogs
01:19:28 - Hot Air Balloon Video/Fear Of Flying
01:31:37 - Hit And Run
01:36:11 - Closing Song -"Where's Your Water" by DubriMusic
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We need the DAWGS. MATT AND SHANE
@Greatlakeskyle.
7 ай бұрын
They won’t come on because their own empire is doing better than YMH. YMH is on the way out.
@alexwatts9515
7 ай бұрын
YES WE DO!!
@juwannablomie
7 ай бұрын
Yes. Bring back Nadav for just that episode too
@lucyfer6g6
7 ай бұрын
Y'all say it on kill tony, y'all say it on all the podcasts .....besides their own podcasts? Lmao Just go watch theirs .... 👀 You're basically just announcing, hey ! I'm a child , just an unoriginal follower of whatever other stupid thing is "trending" at the moment... 👍😀 .......dawg 😎
@B-Nice
7 ай бұрын
@@lucyfer6g6 pure dog 🐕 brain 🧠
Can we thank the booth boys for laughing a bit louder for us since Nadav is dead
@JM-_-MJ
7 ай бұрын
Homage
@Promanmaster
7 ай бұрын
Yeah man I miss the booth boys input. They’ve been so quite since Nadav left 😢
@charliekirkpatrick695
7 ай бұрын
Hire Sara Weinshenk to sit in the booth and have random outbursts
@reppac122
7 ай бұрын
He got too close to Garth
@yoBigWave
7 ай бұрын
No thanks
Eso reminds me of if Destefano grew up with a chill father lol
@the0prynce
7 ай бұрын
Definitely got Chrissy D's big brother vibes
we asked Nadav to run for 2 hours, the dude dropped off radar & now cooking potatoes for the IDF..... wild world out there
@andrestein6022
7 ай бұрын
We should have known better and left him to his heart failure in ten years
@meganandrickys
7 ай бұрын
Looooooooooool!!!!
@jaystalkingenglish2269
7 ай бұрын
But we have him in the cool guys club now. 😊 1:08:59
@PowerfulRoman
7 ай бұрын
He should have never said nothing. 😂
@TheFractusman
6 ай бұрын
Wait hold up, I need someone to give me the full sauce on where Nadav is?
Please bring Christina's dad on!
@barteatmyshorts8252
7 ай бұрын
Yes
@deebop3539
7 ай бұрын
Yes
@bandoferris
7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he’s dead lol
@onemanriot100
7 ай бұрын
Yess
@claytonepich2132
7 ай бұрын
@@bandoferris no hes alive
tom’s “hmm” after he said pitbull 😭 they took czar so serious lmaooo
When you close your eyes, Eso kinda sounds like a mixture of Jay-Z and Anthony Jeselnik 😂
@TheRealKangabear
7 ай бұрын
I was listening to Me's Company from Czarface the other day. A lot of people said Jay-Z now I can't not hear it lol.
@BadTitan1330
7 ай бұрын
Thanks I can’t not hear them now lol😂100%
21:44 - Christina - "Okay #1 I wake up peacefully" Less than 2 minutes later 23:26 "I shoot outta bed in a panic"
@F42355E
7 ай бұрын
Got your point. Yet you can understand that waking ⏰ and waking 🔥are two diferent things.. then her brain goes into 🔥mode alone
that nadav portrait gets me everytime 😂😂😂
I love how tickled Tom is when he upsets Kristine
@charliekirkpatrick695
7 ай бұрын
He doesn't live by 'happy wife, happy life' but the more satisfying 'annoyed wife, amusing life'
@timturk1899
7 ай бұрын
Some kids Dad, is Tom. That must suck for that kid..?!🤔
@losgkingslayer6188
7 ай бұрын
She does the same thing to him and it's hilarious too
@patrickfellure8603
7 ай бұрын
Classic Todd
@drake.707
6 ай бұрын
Yeah it's awesome when christteen gets upset.
You have to love Tom and Christine as a couple. 55 years together and still going strong! It is genuinely kind of amazing that they can still sit together for hours at a time doing a podcast and make each other laugh, etc.
@HAHb-zc2dp
7 ай бұрын
Lmfao 55 years together??? Wtf???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ctg4818
7 ай бұрын
Have you not seen Tom's side piece?!
@HAHb-zc2dp
7 ай бұрын
@@ctg4818 Tom has a gun??
@Brandon-or7xt
7 ай бұрын
The divorce is coming soon.
@bli9608
7 ай бұрын
how old do you think tom is?
I swear main mommy is transgressing into the 70s with her style...she looks like the mom on that 70s show.
@jacobparsons8179
7 ай бұрын
but its burberry and costed more than my rent
@jacobiwilson3887
7 ай бұрын
The main mommy was 300lbs a few years ago. Now her and Bert weigh the same.
@zachariahseelva325
7 ай бұрын
Burberry Mommy is b a s e d
@HITTHEPANDA
7 ай бұрын
@@jacobiwilson3887 so shes 360 now?
@jacobiwilson3887
7 ай бұрын
@@HITTHEPANDA potentially
I haven’t tuned in to YMH in a while, but I can’t wait for Nadav to run the Marathon this weekend!
@evilasseastside5624
7 ай бұрын
Hahhhhh. There's some news I gotta break to you buddy.
@pt93music
7 ай бұрын
Nadav is dead dude
@RolandSpecialSauce
7 ай бұрын
Nadav died trying to run a mile. Heart just gave out. RIP😢 He's forever memorialized in the Cool Guys Club. 🎸 🎸 🎸
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk
7 ай бұрын
Nadav DIED!!
@aubreejunesmom
7 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Nadav
Happy Wednesday, Mommies! Anyone else still waiting for this “Nadav quitting” bit to be over?
@BryanOKelleyCox
7 ай бұрын
Definitely miss the laugh in the background
@nebyenrub
7 ай бұрын
I wish him leaving to start a gossip channel was a bit 😢
@JonPayne777
7 ай бұрын
@@nebyenrub it’s so absurd, how could it not be a bit?
@Retard_Ed
7 ай бұрын
@@nebyenrubhis solo Chan is not to bad, kind of interesting
@clevermissfox
7 ай бұрын
Why didn't he transition to his own pod on the YMH network? Was it all to get out of the marathon?
Yoo im the kid at 56:00 really apperciate yall using my clip all love - hope everyone can make it ❤
Eso and Deck go together like lamb and tuna fish. In all seriousness, I am so happy seeing them reach such a wide audience and get recognized. Always gonna be in the crowd when they come around. AOTP ♾️
@dpcsoup04
7 ай бұрын
Dude.. happy to see another person here who actually knows bro. Violent by design is my favorite rap album of all time, and my mind was blown to see him on here this morning.
@RaccoonCityPD
7 ай бұрын
So awesome to finally see Eso getting the recognition he's always deserved, probably the most underrated MC of all time seriously. Dangerous Connection is my favorite 7L and Esoteric album of all time
@DamonInferis
7 ай бұрын
Hells yeah my dude! Good hip-hop, grown man rap! I can't stand that autotune mumble rap crap the kiddies listen to nowadays.
Where's the Inspectah?? Been bumping "You Know My Style". Great track. Next, we need Run the Jewels on the pod. Keep 'em high and tight!
BRB, trying to work harder, so I have enough money to listen to this podcast.
"We were able to catch an Alligator fight. Unsanctioned." That... was very funny!
Christina's German accent, I'm in tears. German ex-wife, "their a highly trainable breed" by mom jeans was on-point.
@kylekirchner1521
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, German shepherd having a German accent. Original af 🙄
@YatarGhr-qd6ul
7 ай бұрын
Her German accent is so terrible it's funny
@Sasquatch10
7 ай бұрын
they're
If they can make a Nadev laugh track and slide it in there at some key points, that would be grand!
@andrestein6022
7 ай бұрын
They better give him residuals lol
@Thekidwatchingyou
7 ай бұрын
They haven’t cause they know he will want money out of that he left they ain’t paying him no more
We need Nadav laugh clips on the soundboard.
Eso has strong "just glassing" energy
@LimorG
7 ай бұрын
He's coming over for some mouse soup
@glenhoddinott3799
7 ай бұрын
“IS HE DOWN!?”
Lets just take a moment to acknowledge that Tom said $500-$600 is "expensive", hes relating to us poors
insomnia finally pays off!!!!! TYSM TOM AND CHRISTINA
@Greatlakeskyle.
7 ай бұрын
Ymh sucks now what are you so stoked about
@Sansrage.
7 ай бұрын
@@Greatlakeskyle.Disagree. It’s as good as it’s always been.
The Rebel INS is like REN of NWA, so under rated.
THE BOOTY WARRIOR IS ON YMH. CLASSIC INTERNET VIDEO.
The slang for hip hop and rap is very directly related to trends in the prison population 3 months prior.
Historically, there is evidence lobsters were served at the first few Thanksgivings, but that was back when they were viewed as ocean bugs and fed to people like prisoners
Thanks to YMH for introducing me to Czarface. The Odd Czar Against Us is remarkable
@SomethingGamecatAdjacent
7 ай бұрын
You should definitely check out the AOTP albums as well
@otjunior
7 ай бұрын
They got me on Czarface and Danny Brown
Jetski johnson looks like she evolves into Christine pazitski at level 45
You guys are life savers! Coming through today with the new episode. I have to work all night at the theater I work at for inspection tomorrow. This is going to be a great way to kick it off!
This is the pod guest I’ve been waiting for for years now
I swear you guys do the thanksgiving sucks bit every year then come back a week after holiday saying you actually had great turkey and you guys were wrong 😂
Saatva must be the Contract Champ
Not the German Shepard on the mantle looking surprised 😂😂
Im Always happy to see Eso as a guest. Great way to start the day. Thank you.
Nothing cooler than a 40+ white rapper.
Woman: “I’ll get inside your head and I will fuck you up…. I’ll devastate your heart and your mind.” That’s the realest shit I’ve ever heard.
The lisp is strong with tom's retainer
Keep em High & tight this morning mommies.
Once Tom’s retainer was mentioned i couldn’t NOT hear his lisp lmao
Big fan of Czarface so already knew I was gonna enjoy this episode when I got the notification! Thanks for always delivering quality entertainment!
My favorite quote Jessie Lee Peterson says in his interviews is "Wow. You really believe that. That's amazing!" Gotta add some of those clips!!
Tom drove Nadav away
Thanks for letting us poors still watch, Tim
“I’m glad you guys are having fun” 😂
Moments like finding out the Bizzaro music video exists for the first time is why I enjoy this podcast. So good ❤❤
I've often wondered how many half siblings Christine has lol
@Mickey_Valentine
7 ай бұрын
None ... tom has a vasectomy :) ... if my wife was a xenophobe fascist the size of joey diaz i would also cheat on her
@givelyeve
7 ай бұрын
same
Fuckin LOVE this shit
The opening was fantastic, I needed that after the last episode so bad
"Where's Your Water" made me laugh so hard, appreciate it
Yay, a reason to wake up :)
As a 7l & Esoteric , AOTP and a Czarface head I love this crossover
Eso is such a cool, chill dude:) super good episode guys:)
Thanks for the dental update. I've been dealing with the retainers issue. But it's an over bite and think it's contributing to snoring.
I just noticed Nadav got a cool guy portrait and I'm ecstatic!!😂
The original Thanksgiving menu did feature venison and seafood and duck along with the turkey, etc
I love when they both simultaneously and maniacally cackle together
OMG! The Booty Warrior! Duuuuude. I pray someone over there reads these and just gets more of his older clips he had out there from like, The Boondocks times. God, that brought me some nostalgia.
I feel so graced that Tom and Christina give me this pod for free I’m very poor and fat therefore it’s a gr8 pick me up
@BringBackDislikesYoutube666
7 ай бұрын
Totally inspires me to figure it the fxck out and get both rich and thin
The Booty Warrior finally makes it to YMH. I've sent various clips of him over the years, but they never made it on. Must have been Paddy not putting them on. Thanks Zolo for making my dream come true.
@rks001
7 ай бұрын
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@jordanwood183
7 ай бұрын
It’s dockaminnit!! I’ve been watching every video Fuh-leece drops since he emerged as a social media personality. Vote Fleece Johnson for president 2024!! 🇺🇸 🗳️ “the choice is yours”
@joelhahn1020
7 ай бұрын
@@jordanwood183 "I'm a warrior!"
Man from the start this is relatable makes me want to start a pod immediately 😂😂
Thank God for the highlights I don’t have to spend an hour and a half watching the podcast now I can just watch that part and then fuck off for the rest of my day
When will I learn to NOT eat breakfast watching YMH
Gotta love how Christina corrected Tom on the word "combative" right after she just said "more worser"
@ComradeQuestion42069
7 ай бұрын
Christina correcting someone's grammar is fucking wild. 😂
I had my hands on my eyes like Dr. Drew on that foreign theme park ride. Horrible AND hilarious 😭😂
Eso absolute S-tier guest! What a vibe
Sounds like you guys need to have tyson fury on. I'm sure he would LOVE to hear your thoughts of Gypsies.
@dkarahtee5340
7 ай бұрын
His dad would be fun too.
@BoykinMeetsWorld
7 ай бұрын
Haha, I hate to admit this but I just watched a couple episodes of Furry’s Netflix show & instantly thought of him. The mommies have been sh-tting on the G words since the jump. I mean..when you hear the children’s names and the fact they pull their children from school at age 12 to “learn how their parents live to prepare themselves” you kinda get it 😳
I love it when they have a guest I don’t know and they’re real high and tight. This is a great episode
Esoteric is a legend. Speaking Real Words is one of my all-time favourite tracks.
amazing guest pull! love his music!
Thank you for the MF Doom czarface albums. You are pretty funny, definitely could see you doing some routines.
This has real - chilling with your younger nephew at thanksgiving - vibes. Aunt Chrystal and Uncle Tim are wild and they want to know all about what the “kids” are doing these days.
Lmao the credit song is amazing 🔥
We're getting PF Chang's this year for Fanksgiving lol
Im proud of of christines dad for back handing her need to bring that hero on the show😂
Such a dope surprise! Stoked AF for this one, and hoping they’ll ask about working with Doom … RIP ALL CAPS 🔥
@clevermissfox
7 ай бұрын
Just was the anniversary of our loss, Halloween. So damn tragic.
Great episode! Czarface is a legend 💪🏻💪🏻
Triumph is one of the best rap songs of all time.
12:34 my dad did it to me only once. You learn fast 😂
@catherinecran9329
7 ай бұрын
My mom has hit me countless times, but my dad hitting me stands out as a vivid memory lmao his bipolar disorder added some extra spice to the situation 😅
@seae2030
7 ай бұрын
@@catherinecran9329 men have more upper body strength 🤣. Hopefully your mom clued in and let your dad take over these responsibilities. I imagine you fell in line very fast 🤣🤣
@catherinecran9329
7 ай бұрын
@@seae2030 he actually freaked out that I wasted shampoo making a bubble bath and hit me and threw me across the room and she stepped in to beat his ass 🥴 very memorable haha they divorced a couple years later thankfully 😅
@seae2030
7 ай бұрын
@@catherinecran9329 He probably wacked you because you were using a washcloth and he didn't want you growing up with a poor white mentality 🤣
@catherinecran9329
7 ай бұрын
@@seae2030 🤣🤣🤣🤣 probably
I love my grams cooking at Thanksgiving you guys are crazy lol
You two were on one tonight. That was a hilarious episode
Love ESO. His solo albums and the AOTP albums, he spits 🔥on everything he touches. I love that these two worlds are interweaving. Kinda like when Vinnie Paz was on the Joe Rogan podcast. It’s super dope.
@Loke6661666246
7 ай бұрын
As an old underground hip hop fan, this is excellent. Yes, eso and aotp are amazing.
@CJ-dk5xj
7 ай бұрын
Paz was on JRE?!
If you've spent a lot of time in Europe you'll understand the Gypsy thing.
As someone from NS i get excited everytime Tom tells his story about landing in the fog 😅
“It’s hard to train’em “😂😂😂😂😂
I love how rich and out of touch they are with their audience now 😂 I’m not being sarcastic I literally love it
wait..how is christina bragging about her dental update when SHE GOT VENEERS!
Purrrrfect timing 👏🔥🫶🌞💅🎁😇😆🤣
32:26 me every time Christina makes us watch tiktoks.
"It's funny to the alligator community" - was a great line
We want Shane and Matt!! Shout out the the dawgs in here
This is wild. Been a fan of 7l and eso since the 90s backpacking days. BE ALERT
Every time I heard the opening it reminds me of this legendary comment I read a while ago ago that said “you can tell Christina’s mental state by how many times she meows during the openings” 😂😂😂😂 that comment lives rent free in my head.
Tom is definitely laying the ground work for defending future facial cosmetic surgery. "You guys, I didn't get a nose job. I told you YEARS ago that I wore a retainer!" 🙄
@AceofBase2024
7 ай бұрын
gross i hope not. that would make me lose all respect for him
@norgepalm7315
7 ай бұрын
1000%
@MissBlueEyeliner
7 ай бұрын
I hope he absolutely RUINS his face and goes all Simon Cowell 😂
@TheHarmmm
7 ай бұрын
@@MissBlueEyeliner yeah, I want full Michael Jackson/ Madonna facial surgery until he looks like a Halloween mask. It would be pretty cool.
Christina finally felling how we feel when we watch her tictoks 😊
Love the deep Christina voice at the end haha
they almost time traveled on that super swing lol
Can’t wait to see Matt & Shane on this podcast 2 months from now.