Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695

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HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, and a girl showing off some awesome farts!
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00:00:00 - Intro - Valentine’s Day
00:02:55 - Opening Clip: Unk Shine Update
00:04:42 - John Deere
00:06:50 - Fake Poor People
00:13:47 - Where Did Tom Come?
00:19:53 - Tom’s Stalker Story
00:25:09 - Tom Saved A Girl
00:29:19 - Valentine’s Day Tips
00:35:28 - Pee Debate
00:38:52 - Bad Tramp Stamps
00:58:41 - Eye Mask Update
01:05:09 - Top Dog Loved Tits
01:17:52 - Slut Talk
01:24:52 - Fart Girl Videos
01:26:23 - Closing Song - "The Big T*tted Animal Song" by Mathew Douglas

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  • @michaelrattray2564
    @michaelrattray2564 Жыл бұрын

    As a Farmer listening to this in my tractor. I felt accepted. My wranglers are high and tight today. Yeehaw

  • @Yongmula29

    @Yongmula29

    Жыл бұрын

    W

  • @slapjazeke

    @slapjazeke

    Жыл бұрын

    Rock on, Farmer Boy!!

  • @coolbrogoodstory7955

    @coolbrogoodstory7955

    11 ай бұрын

    Y’all farmers have it rough don’t ya lol

  • @coolbrogoodstory7955

    @coolbrogoodstory7955

    11 ай бұрын

    It’s a joke imo, y’all have it so bad don’t ya?

  • @lewisaultman
    @lewisaultman Жыл бұрын

    I want to talk about Hawaii.

  • @fufu4420

    @fufu4420

    Жыл бұрын

    Can we please talk about Hawaii?

  • @cerealboxtoys

    @cerealboxtoys

    Жыл бұрын

    Please can we talk about hawaii now😂

  • @AaronJ9610

    @AaronJ9610

    Жыл бұрын

    It was indescribable

  • @in_the_building1

    @in_the_building1

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @NaturalL0G

    @NaturalL0G

    Жыл бұрын

    Am I ret&rded?

  • @alexanderjuarez9453
    @alexanderjuarez9453 Жыл бұрын

    36:07 I laughed to hard when he called her out “ here comes the psychology degree “ lmfao

  • @OhGodWhatIsThisAah

    @OhGodWhatIsThisAah

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah rich words from mister "I've read six or seven books. "

  • @scotty4473

    @scotty4473

    Жыл бұрын

    Borderline awkward but hysterical and I'm here for it

  • @Sam-vs5kg

    @Sam-vs5kg

    Жыл бұрын

    When Bill was on ymh and responded with "yea, I've been watching football for 30 years doesn't mean I should be somebody's coach".

  • @mattnara4917

    @mattnara4917

    Жыл бұрын

    Happy to be the 69th like on this post but also legitimately love that Tom called her out for that degree bs 😂

  • @EtopiaCA

    @EtopiaCA

    Жыл бұрын

    @@OhGodWhatIsThisAah The difference is that Todd doesn't pretend to be something he isn't.

  • @jking8025
    @jking8025 Жыл бұрын

    When they were talking about Toms weird friend I couldn’t stop laughing lol. “We should’ve gone full metal jacket on that kid”. 😂😂

  • @chrisconroy3430
    @chrisconroy3430 Жыл бұрын

    “Video games is nerdy and it dries up my vagina” “Two lightsabers as a tattoo?? Wow that’s actually really cool” -TikTokTina

  • @maybeaspider3456

    @maybeaspider3456

    Жыл бұрын

    she thinks Henry Cavill is a dork for assembling his gaming computer but never misses an opportunity to remind everyone that she's a Los Angeles goth from the eastern european "tribe"

  • @Ambarian

    @Ambarian

    Жыл бұрын

    As long as it’s not a lightsaber pin on your Starbucks apron

  • @theflyingdutchman7969

    @theflyingdutchman7969

    Жыл бұрын

    Christina has never been known for making sense.

  • @shiiswii4136

    @shiiswii4136

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@theflyingdutchman7969 facts, we love her for different reasons and that's ok

  • @dresaba1210
    @dresaba1210 Жыл бұрын

    I love how tom made a unique voice for each son

  • @EtopiaCA

    @EtopiaCA

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish he'd write down a bunch of the stories and just reenact them on a podcast at some point.

  • @McCarthyJohn100

    @McCarthyJohn100

    Жыл бұрын

    For sure, he should make an animated show like Burr's and do a bunch of the voices. It would be Amaze

  • @TheCupiedoll

    @TheCupiedoll

    Жыл бұрын

    Why does Julian have a foreign accent?

  • @levigoldsteinbergowitz7391

    @levigoldsteinbergowitz7391

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheCupiedoll all children

  • @scottcooper6644

    @scottcooper6644

    Жыл бұрын

    what time is his kido stories? theyre my favourite

  • @5pookyDa5cary
    @5pookyDa5cary Жыл бұрын

    Tom talking about his kids always gets me, feels very much like topdog spirit was past down in a way

  • @stigotracy9321

    @stigotracy9321

    Жыл бұрын

    Passed down indeed

  • @cameronroberts5461

    @cameronroberts5461

    Жыл бұрын

    Remember when I barfed?

  • @austinbuss840

    @austinbuss840

    Жыл бұрын

    😊

  • @clevermissfox

    @clevermissfox

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stigotracy9321no PAST down… sigh. The education system has failed as evidenced in every YT comment section .

  • @gTr4yr4y

    @gTr4yr4y

    Жыл бұрын

    @@clevermissfox how do you have 518 comments on this channel alone

  • @johnkaligandis5941
    @johnkaligandis5941 Жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite things is Nadav excitedly grinning while Enny looks on in disapproval

  • @Shambles_44
    @Shambles_44 Жыл бұрын

    Would be dope to get Potter back for a catch-up ep, ymh royalty!

  • @kylemitchell5877

    @kylemitchell5877

    Жыл бұрын

    was just thinking the same this am

  • @Moroboshisan

    @Moroboshisan

    Жыл бұрын

    I might come out from under the oven for that.

  • @nickinskeep

    @nickinskeep

    Жыл бұрын

    We need the roach

  • @BrandonGarcia-gc7if
    @BrandonGarcia-gc7if Жыл бұрын

    Booth Boys! I’m loving the new multi-clip intros! Little changes like this really drive the production forward! Be sure to ask for a raise!

  • @jdigi1015
    @jdigi1015 Жыл бұрын

    Man. I didn’t know how much I needed a good old fashion no guest episode. Thanks, Chomos!!!

  • @MrAberham33
    @MrAberham33 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when they have these fights. It's absolutely hilarious watching Christian get mad, and Tom is just pouring gas on the fire.

  • @sweatyandready999
    @sweatyandready999 Жыл бұрын

    I hope we get a reaction out of Tina from that new goated two bears pod

  • @cerealboxtoys

    @cerealboxtoys

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 DP bros

  • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900

    @sentientcardboarddumpster7900

    Жыл бұрын

    I bet both these podcasts were recorded in late December 😂

  • @eddiefury

    @eddiefury

    Жыл бұрын

    Prob the best 2B1C ep ever

  • @Mae__Day1

    @Mae__Day1

    Жыл бұрын

    @Northsidekm Spazz what was your tweet

  • @Rosskles

    @Rosskles

    Жыл бұрын

    @Northsidekm Spazz When she was showing off her position?

  • @BuffaloBlizz
    @BuffaloBlizz Жыл бұрын

    I miss Potter on the show. I'm so happy for his success though. It would be great if he could make an appearance on a future show though.

  • @markbisson6166

    @markbisson6166

    Жыл бұрын

    I used to watch his pod every Tuesday when the ymh booth boys were in it. It’s just not the same anymore 😢

  • @toonce101

    @toonce101

    Жыл бұрын

    I love the episodes with Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon

  • @PoopingOnTileFloors
    @PoopingOnTileFloors Жыл бұрын

    I love it when Christina acts like she's never interacted with her husband at home. Like his routines and functions are something she learns about on the pod. Amazing.

  • @beachbunny329
    @beachbunny329 Жыл бұрын

    Tom’s impression of his sons’ voices sends me every time

  • @Yungscoota518
    @Yungscoota518 Жыл бұрын

    Who needs a valentine when you got a Delta White mousepad

  • @EtopiaCA

    @EtopiaCA

    Жыл бұрын

    Mmmmm ohhh fuck yea

  • @dmanm85

    @dmanm85

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol nice

  • @richardcharles9349

    @richardcharles9349

    Жыл бұрын

    GREAT throwback

  • @grimandbilly005

    @grimandbilly005

    Жыл бұрын

    OHHHH FUUUCCCCCCKKKKK YESSSSSS

  • @likwidmagik

    @likwidmagik

    Жыл бұрын

    I AM A FUUUUCKIIIIIING JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @jarronkelso6510
    @jarronkelso6510 Жыл бұрын

    Y'all were gazing at each other extra romantically this episode 💘

  • @themetaversedrummer
    @themetaversedrummer Жыл бұрын

    Nothing better than when they get onto even semi-serious topics and explore with a degree of depth and then the background paintings just bring it right back to home base

  • @nolongerblocked6210
    @nolongerblocked6210 Жыл бұрын

    Tom admitting he's not a size king when talking abouts breasts was a real break through in this weeks counseling session

  • @hunterbidensvaxmandates

    @hunterbidensvaxmandates

    Жыл бұрын

    Here, take this necklace

  • @bradenyoungblood748
    @bradenyoungblood748 Жыл бұрын

    Much love mommies valentines day hit hard this year. If you have kids hug them love them.

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification Жыл бұрын

    As a farmer, with family roots in Caterpillar and John Deere, nobody has money for that. Tom thinks he's being poor but he's really flexing.

  • @BenDover-qo7ul

    @BenDover-qo7ul

    Жыл бұрын

    My thoughts exactly. We have a 1980 Ford we paid $4000 for like 7 years ago

  • @akpolack

    @akpolack

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup, if it’s green and/or yellow it’s gonna cost you extra.

  • @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477

    @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477

    Жыл бұрын

    it's a joke

  • @lordfordification

    @lordfordification

    Жыл бұрын

    @@trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 yes, it's a poorly thought out joke from one of the top comedians in the world. I'm not mad at him, I'm just disappointed he isn't more informed so that he can make better jokes.

  • @daynelson9865

    @daynelson9865

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lordfordification it wasnt that serious

  • @immap3253
    @immap3253 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that tom’s dad called him buddy and now he calls his son pal is nice😌

  • @calebnorman4844
    @calebnorman4844 Жыл бұрын

    If I ever see Tommy Buns on a flight and see him go to the bathroom, you better believe I’m gonna stand at the door and recite RPC quotes to him.

  • @SEEYAIAYE

    @SEEYAIAYE

    Жыл бұрын

    put on your best R word voice and yell NEXT STOP, BROWN TALK

  • @K-A5

    @K-A5

    Жыл бұрын

    And make sure to shout at him in your best black guy voice! Hey yuh!!

  • @moneybaggz910

    @moneybaggz910

    Жыл бұрын

    Nice try, He doesn’t fly commercial like some poor.

  • @calebnorman4844

    @calebnorman4844

    Жыл бұрын

    @@moneybaggz910 who said I was flying commercial? 😎 JK, I’m a poor

  • @nealallsup1834

    @nealallsup1834

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope that happens 😂 better yet, I would peak in life if it was u me and another random mommy doing that shit 😂😂

  • @randiallen2138
    @randiallen2138 Жыл бұрын

    So happy they finally addressed Unc Shine's bucket and a mop videos

  • @Wogunder66

    @Wogunder66

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm excited for his next showing of tech illiteracy.

  • @jackiestillsandfilms
    @jackiestillsandfilms Жыл бұрын

    Tom's caring adamance on doing whatever you need to do to sleep better is so sweet and wholesome... I bet G sleeps great knowing where all the bodies are too.

  • @Matt98015
    @Matt98015 Жыл бұрын

    Tom is in pirate ship mode. He realizes he can’t be canceled anymore. We would all support him no matter what. It’s getting edgier than in the last few years. Back in the non video YMH days Tom would say whatever he wanted. Very fun!

  • @elliottadams8032
    @elliottadams8032 Жыл бұрын

    Christina fawning over tom while hes saying some crazy shit is the kinda relationship i strive for.

  • @DarkestAndBlackest
    @DarkestAndBlackest Жыл бұрын

    I want to talk about Adriana Chechik.

  • @CCitis

    @CCitis

    Жыл бұрын

    Give it 4 weeks of backlog

  • @corbinhayslett2992
    @corbinhayslett2992 Жыл бұрын

    Tom's wearing John Deere and talkin about Dolly... he's gone full Texas y'all. Ah tell you whhut!

  • @ronmellen-stier1081

    @ronmellen-stier1081

    Жыл бұрын

    Ya honor… ya honor, no objection.

  • @mrs.h2725

    @mrs.h2725

    Жыл бұрын

    Dolly is TN not TX. They’re not a part of The South either, they’re their own thang 😂

  • @amandamadigan8469

    @amandamadigan8469

    Жыл бұрын

    Same thoughts here

  • @dansbike1

    @dansbike1

    Жыл бұрын

    Illinois plus Tennessee = Texas?

  • @DavidKing-sx3ll

    @DavidKing-sx3ll

    Жыл бұрын

    He didn’t say they are part of the south….

  • @LeoLewis
    @LeoLewis Жыл бұрын

    I am fairly new to the show, but I am fully convinced the world would be perfect if everyone experienced the joy of the dude laughing in the background.

  • @jacobmendoza9861
    @jacobmendoza9861 Жыл бұрын

    Man I legit can't listen to this podcast if Christina isn't there for it 😅 Tom's one of my favorite comedians but their rapport is the funniest thing ever.

  • @MrDeadbweast
    @MrDeadbweast Жыл бұрын

    That “HEY QWISTINE” 😂

  • @evanprotsman9623
    @evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when a couple agrees on how shitty of a holiday Valentine’s Day is. 😂👍

  • @SAHtoshiDude

    @SAHtoshiDude

    Жыл бұрын

    Half priced candy day today!

  • @brandonball5971

    @brandonball5971

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao wife and I are the same too.

  • @samiralhayid

    @samiralhayid

    Жыл бұрын

    Its valentime

  • @Garblegox

    @Garblegox

    Жыл бұрын

    I never even realized till Tina said it, but yeah it's gotta suck for women that society decided for you which day you have to put out for your man. The most ineffective way to have fun, is to force yourself to have fun.

  • @Aven9er

    @Aven9er

    Жыл бұрын

    yet xtine still gets mad if tim doesn't do the bare minimum. ruhtarded

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 Жыл бұрын

    Tina, I also used to he TERRIFIED of throwing up or being near anyone else who was throwing up. Then I started doing heroin and fentanyl which drastically reduced my appetite to such a degree that I would wake up starving and wanting to dry heave, then smokin weed on such an empty stomach would make me gag and puke up the tiny bits of whatever might be left in me. After throwing up for so many days/years in a row that I have less teeth than a cool guy, I now have *zero* reaction whatsoever towards vomit :) feel free to mimic my experience for yourself mommy!

  • @josef2012

    @josef2012

    Жыл бұрын

    Cool Guy confirmed 🎸🎶

  • @realbangbang
    @realbangbang Жыл бұрын

    Real story, all I ever wanted was a Tom segura Christina P. type of ralationship, instead I got a Bobby Lee Kalayla relationship of my own. Happy Valentimes day jeans

  • @LILLINKID

    @LILLINKID

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao I’m sorry for you .

  • @congra5580

    @congra5580

    Жыл бұрын

    Found Brenda

  • @retroliftsprs

    @retroliftsprs

    Жыл бұрын

    What'd up with Bobby Lee's relationship?

  • @TheMageAcademy
    @TheMageAcademy Жыл бұрын

    Glad to see the Austin influence working on Tom. Remember the bit making fun of thge people talking about the weather? Now Tom says you should talk about the weather more and its underrated haha

  • @EtopiaCA

    @EtopiaCA

    Жыл бұрын

    They're making fun of small talk, not talking about the weather. You think a dude that pops a boner for thunderstorms hates weather talk?

  • @SEEYAIAYE

    @SEEYAIAYE

    Жыл бұрын

    All it took for him to appreciate a good thunderstorm was to move to somewhere that isn't sunny and warm 363 days of the year.

  • @zjuazyz6240
    @zjuazyz6240 Жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure Tom going to get 40,000 Pairs of jeans in October😂

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder Жыл бұрын

    It's only right to start the Valentine's Day episode with Unc Shine

  • @VictorBatista57
    @VictorBatista57 Жыл бұрын

    Christina, the wife loved the lipstick, the magnet is revolutionary. Then we tested it like that porn lady on the christmas special. The white did not ruin the red 😂

  • @josofashoo564
    @josofashoo564 Жыл бұрын

    Yo Tom looks so fit that they need to change “”two bears one cave” to “ the bald beauty and the drunk beast” 😂😂😂😭

  • @nazarsoroka23

    @nazarsoroka23

    Жыл бұрын

    alcohol bear might be a better fit.

  • @daegiovanni5864
    @daegiovanni5864 Жыл бұрын

    Nadav's laugh at 42:35 is effin' EPIC

  • @xtravert2012
    @xtravert2012 Жыл бұрын

    Christina and Tom are my favorite sarcastic trolling couple.....like, they are a match made in heaven!

  • @LocChicago5

    @LocChicago5

    Жыл бұрын

    I dunno I think Tom and bert krieshner are my favorite couple ..... Tom just sits there and thinks how can I throw him off blah blah blah hey bert want some candy? Huh what ok thanks Tom! Wait what was I talking about? Inside Tom's head good Job Tom we confused him 😀

  • @docmccoy9813

    @docmccoy9813

    Жыл бұрын

    A match made in the toilet, Christina PEE and ThomASS Segura

  • @BradM73
    @BradM73 Жыл бұрын

    Listening to Christine during the intro music pretty much convinces me that those are the exact same sounds she makes when she and Tom make love.

  • @g7jpl
    @g7jpl Жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or is Tom turning himself into hard rock Nick???

  • @isaaccutlip5815

    @isaaccutlip5815

    Жыл бұрын

    He's using his manscape too much

  • @milesbeler3974
    @milesbeler3974 Жыл бұрын

    Christina saying "thank you" at 1:05:04 made me cry laughing XD

  • @IcyBloodFyre
    @IcyBloodFyre Жыл бұрын

    Tom shows up repping the lamborghini of tractors and the joke still somehow lands haha

  • @korykompelien9306

    @korykompelien9306

    Жыл бұрын

    Funny fun fact, Lamborghini was originally a brand of tractor before the company moved into producing performance cars.

  • @SEEYAIAYE

    @SEEYAIAYE

    Жыл бұрын

    @@korykompelien9306 Yeah my old boss had a grey Lamborghini tractor, a coworker pissed on the tyre just so he could truly say he's pissed on a Lambo.

  • @lesley4917
    @lesley4917 Жыл бұрын

    Tom's laugh at 5:05 sounded very similar to the Memphis Strangler's laugh 😅

  • @xtravert2012

    @xtravert2012

    Жыл бұрын

    Hold up, there was a Memphis Stranger?! Living here, I have never heard about that

  • @lesley4917

    @lesley4917

    Жыл бұрын

    @xtravert2012 oh! He's a regular comedian on Kill Tony, William Montgomery. That's one of his nicknames 😅

  • @faceplant4378

    @faceplant4378

    Жыл бұрын

    The vanilla gorilla.

  • @Z-pizzle23

    @Z-pizzle23

    Жыл бұрын

    The bid red machine!

  • @wetarded1606
    @wetarded1606 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for the first Wednesday of October to wear some jorts

  • @mico6155
    @mico6155 Жыл бұрын

    Enny's reaction at 1:15:31 has be absolutely rolling lmao

  • @josiahneff719
    @josiahneff719 Жыл бұрын

    I’m so glad that YMH finally caught up to Unk Shine’s mop arc.

  • @robertchampagne6735

    @robertchampagne6735

    Жыл бұрын

    He lives in a shelter but thinks he famous

  • @cwdatb
    @cwdatb Жыл бұрын

    Look at Enny rocking that Chris Gaines t-shirt!

  • @Eddie_fn_g

    @Eddie_fn_g

    Жыл бұрын

    Chris Gaines: Mindfreak

  • @snapees
    @snapees Жыл бұрын

    First Wednesday of October this year Let’s all post our new Jeans on Jeans-Day!!! 👖 🍻 🙌

  • @richardcharles9349

    @richardcharles9349

    Жыл бұрын

    Sober jean-tober

  • @minniemidnight3018
    @minniemidnight3018 Жыл бұрын

    Tom's best episode never off hitting some outfield shots

  • @zanrickwiedebush3791
    @zanrickwiedebush3791 Жыл бұрын

    Tom-Talk about tractors proceeded to drink his Starbucks 😂

  • @jakekelly4578
    @jakekelly4578 Жыл бұрын

    I hope Tom got to take that trip to blowey town, he earned it.

  • @roseonmyarm8056

    @roseonmyarm8056

    Жыл бұрын

    We all know he got scrumtown by the shaved face Tina said it herself shaved face and its scrum time

  • @samster2626
    @samster2626 Жыл бұрын

    That comedian Tom is talking about that pretends he's an average joe making an average wage is definitely Theo 😂.And that annoys me

  • @ITrustTyler

    @ITrustTyler

    Жыл бұрын

    It could be the Blue Collar Comedy bros

  • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been a fan of theo long enough to see through his act. He's playing a character like dice clay or Larry the cable guy. He's definitely talking about theo

  • @Rygar91

    @Rygar91

    Жыл бұрын

    Santino too, hes always bragging hes down to earth and not "Hollywood" at all. Yet exclusively drives $200,000+ sports cars and posts about it often...

  • @utlonghorn86

    @utlonghorn86

    Жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure he's talking about Larry the cable guy. His voice isn't even his.

  • @briankeane5782

    @briankeane5782

    Жыл бұрын

    @@utlonghorn86 well whos fuckin voice is it then ?....his voice. Think hedburg always sounded like hedburg ?

  • @loki_l_1380
    @loki_l_1380 Жыл бұрын

    I was laughing constantly in the grocery store this morning thinking back to that clip. Just hearing it repeat in my head, "Ya know what make me feel good---" lmao

  • @aimop2192
    @aimop2192 Жыл бұрын

    You guys remind so much of my parents everytime I tune in it’s like hanging out after dinner

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Жыл бұрын

    Haha an actual fight on camera, perfect for the valentine's day episode I love this. DIVORCE! DIVORCE!!

  • @JunkBondTrader

    @JunkBondTrader

    Жыл бұрын

    haha just started... Can't wait lol. They're both in a great mood so far xD

  • @dominoefxxx
    @dominoefxxx Жыл бұрын

    Hard Rock Tim looking FILLED IN 😅

  • @MisterWealth
    @MisterWealth Жыл бұрын

    6:48 shots fired at Theo Von lol

  • @DannyPellham
    @DannyPellham Жыл бұрын

    Mathew Davis made a master piece.

  • @samdavis456
    @samdavis456 Жыл бұрын

    Christina calling Valentine’s Day “Valentimes Day” is proper trailer trash and I’m here for it 😍 Edit: HOLY SHIT TOM DID IT TOO 😍

  • @tomgitt5749

    @tomgitt5749

    Жыл бұрын

    You must be new

  • @samdavis456

    @samdavis456

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tomgitt5749 you must be new to jokes

  • @tomgitt5749

    @tomgitt5749

    Жыл бұрын

    @@samdavis456 classic

  • @samdavis456

    @samdavis456

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tomgitt5749 I’m just talking shit I am new. Gotta love a community who still says valentimes day tho

  • @RolandSpecialSauce

    @RolandSpecialSauce

    Жыл бұрын

    @@samdavis456 Tim and Tina say a lot of stuff wrong on purpose.

  • @mon0theist_tv
    @mon0theist_tv Жыл бұрын

    I want a marriage like Tim and Christine's 😆

  • @jessem5564
    @jessem556411 ай бұрын

    Jeff Foxworthy & Larry the cable guy lmao @ 6:35

  • @tomasescamilla9914
    @tomasescamilla9914 Жыл бұрын

    Love! The “weather is underrated” part lol. I remember when you first came to Tx it was kind of a funny bit as far as small talk here in Tx. Thanks for the content guys. It’s part of my daily regimen now. ❤❤

  • @JonathanRodriguez-on8yh
    @JonathanRodriguez-on8yh Жыл бұрын

    I really want them to have Nadav’s dad on one day lol that would be epic 😂 also y’all should do it in a live show and have me as an audience member but I don’t want them to ever show my face. I just want the live stream just here a random far back laughing 😂😂😂

  • @michaellougheed436
    @michaellougheed436 Жыл бұрын

    Never thought I’d see Tom in a John Deere hoodie 😂😂

  • @GeminiJu
    @GeminiJu Жыл бұрын

    I Love You Guys! Tears In My Eyes Laughing When Tom Came To His Realization Story. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

  • @marcusperry5395
    @marcusperry5395 Жыл бұрын

    The tongue thing at 03:06 made me want to celebrate Valentine’s Day. 🎉

  • @missouribushwhacker9449
    @missouribushwhacker9449 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta say when Christina said he stepped into my light.... Tom gave that eyebrow from hell 😂

  • @thacoolbean
    @thacoolbean Жыл бұрын

    11:04 Theo prolly

  • @nwpadairyfarming4286
    @nwpadairyfarming4286 Жыл бұрын

    As a farmer 10/10 for Tim wearing a John Deere Hoodie 😂

  • @ext93

    @ext93

    Жыл бұрын

    peak fashion

  • @jeremyweems4916

    @jeremyweems4916

    Жыл бұрын

    It's probably a gucci hoodie and that he slapped a John Deere logo on 😂

  • @kallenavn2783

    @kallenavn2783

    Жыл бұрын

    The new John Deere X Gucci collection

  • @lerreno8749
    @lerreno8749 Жыл бұрын

    Nadav's laugh is the best laugh I've ever heard. Can someone make a highlight reel🤣

  • @BlazingNana

    @BlazingNana

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree!

  • @Michellemontero33
    @Michellemontero33 Жыл бұрын

    The background laughter always gets me 😂

  • @efowler713
    @efowler713 Жыл бұрын

    Bring back Potter as a episode guest please 🥺

  • @RBenjamin
    @RBenjamin Жыл бұрын

    Mornings are for YMH, afternoons JRE. Good uploading strategy.

  • @bridgetmulroy3150
    @bridgetmulroy3150 Жыл бұрын

    Mommies giving off ‘just banged’ energy.

  • @davidalaniz9203
    @davidalaniz9203 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for Jeans Day this year, so hyped

  • @williampritchard7397
    @williampritchard7397 Жыл бұрын

    "...probably still brushing his hair."😙🤌 fkn chefs kiss , I lol'd an startled everyone.😆

  • @findmeintime
    @findmeintime Жыл бұрын

    Tom's looking like a snack these days

  • @LiberalGarbageMedia

    @LiberalGarbageMedia

    Жыл бұрын

    he looks like an egg

  • @nickmeyer238

    @nickmeyer238

    Жыл бұрын

    Like a banana split 🍌 🍨

  • @josofashoo564

    @josofashoo564

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickmeyer238 like a brown sugar cinnamon pop tart 😮‍💨

  • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    @tangybuttfrogfpv8772

    Жыл бұрын

    That's disgusting he's a married man, have some respect talking about another woman's man like that. Shame on you

  • @yourdaddy9622

    @yourdaddy9622

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tangybuttfrogfpv8772it was the babysitter… wasn’t it.

  • @KaitSimpsonB
    @KaitSimpsonB Жыл бұрын

    Almost 1am in melb australia and ive been sitting up waiting for this 😍 mummiesss

  • @olman793
    @olman793 Жыл бұрын

    I think Christina should keep the Rafiki tattoo and get the boys into lion king 🦁👑

  • @dominoefxxx
    @dominoefxxx Жыл бұрын

    Tim UHHHUNDRED PERCENT had work done on his face/lips. His top lip refuses to move.

  • @yuanbananaspleitz4784
    @yuanbananaspleitz4784 Жыл бұрын

    wow, what a great audience!

  • @chasebliss5045
    @chasebliss5045 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Tom gave himself an upper lip job with that stash shave

  • @jonm1603
    @jonm1603 Жыл бұрын

    Watching this on my phone at my desk at John Deere Des Moines Works with Tommy Buns wearing that sweatshirt feels pretty meta

  • @TheKatieLea
    @TheKatieLea Жыл бұрын

    that opening video 🤣 also mommy christina looks great for the vday ep 🔥

  • @chrispankratz9386
    @chrispankratz9386 Жыл бұрын

    Good morning Julia!

  • @alexsanderzuniga1567
    @alexsanderzuniga1567 Жыл бұрын

    It's great to hear Unc Shine again. Great episode!

  • @Mrs.pierogi
    @Mrs.pierogi Жыл бұрын

    The prize for the Best Worst Tamp Stamp should be a little ribbon tattoo by the tattoo that says "1st place Best Worst Tramp stamp" and the YMH initials

  • @samdavis456
    @samdavis456 Жыл бұрын

    I was in a mood once when I was younger, and was pretty convinced that I was going to get a huge ‘Ready To Die’ tattoo 😂💀💀💀💀💀💀 imagine

  • @samdavis456

    @samdavis456

    Жыл бұрын

    Worse than an ironic Thug Life lmao

  • @ultranitro437

    @ultranitro437

    Жыл бұрын

    Your avatar is one of the best rap albums ever.

  • @samdavis456

    @samdavis456

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ultranitro437 facts bro. Ain’t no funnnnnnnnn

  • @mrs.h2725
    @mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve never wanted Tom to beat Nadav more than with these elementary school English PowerPoint transition effects 😂

  • @ringocancount
    @ringocancount Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for everyone on Reddit to shit over the new fast cut intro

  • @1986Cochran
    @1986Cochran Жыл бұрын

    I could listen to Tom talk about his dad all day

  • @jacobdabak3684
    @jacobdabak3684 Жыл бұрын

    We need a Thursday show!!!

  • @JoeDunnit

    @JoeDunnit

    Жыл бұрын

    Thursday Show coming work Robert and Jamie

  • @RPRsChannel
    @RPRsChannel Жыл бұрын

    *_I can't afford a cooling night mask this year, and I hope Christina really doesn't buy one, because I'd get so upset then._*

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude Жыл бұрын

    Is that the Alaska airlines logo on that tramp stamp? Definitely the Tramp Champ 🏆

  • @matthewbesson5367
    @matthewbesson5367 Жыл бұрын

    The first I thought was that Unk's apt was really clean. I mean his gear is usually fresh.

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